The two most important questions of our generation: Are you Gay or European? Are you a Kid or a Squid?

@LazzoD

4 жыл бұрын

@TomWiz Really, please pin this

@ZJRLT

4 жыл бұрын

@@LazzoD I don't think Tom has a voodoo doll.

@LazzoD

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZJRLT Wait, youre right! Im gonna make one... somehow

@TomWiz

4 жыл бұрын

Alright I’ll pin it

@LazzoD

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomWiz IT ACTUALLY WORKED

"I'm straight!" "You were not yesterday." *they did not just*

@jakehe4027

4 жыл бұрын

You need a replu

@jakehe4027

4 жыл бұрын

*reply

@jdhix_

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakehe4027 thanks

@DZ_4589

4 жыл бұрын

They held hands

@Kizaco

4 жыл бұрын

Dizzywoof ! *GASP*

Elephant agent 8 isn't real Elephant Agent 8: 0:16

@Bradley_doofus

4 жыл бұрын

It’s cursed but I like it

@Slim3Lime8

4 жыл бұрын

Marsh Wølf Studios I saw this in my recommendations That elephant me is the only thing I liked about this video

This reminds me of that one vine "Hey, I'm lesbian." "I thought you were American."

@sfmaub234

4 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference xD

@a_little_kiwiw916

4 жыл бұрын

Now it’s “Hey I’m gay” “I though you were European”

@sidecharacter350

4 жыл бұрын

I tought youre a squid

@sfmaub234

4 жыл бұрын

@@a_little_kiwiw916 I'm happy and mad I also understood that reference XD

@flora_7719

3 жыл бұрын

Conspiracy your not gay if your European and your not lesbian if your American

friendship has ended with being a kid and a squid, now being gay and european is the big announcement

@LazzoD

4 жыл бұрын

Choke in popcorn*

They're a gamer

@ZJRLT

4 жыл бұрын

@@tizo1206 No he's a jojo fan.

@djoctolingdcs5065

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a gamer- not because he chooses too have no life, but because he chooses to have many.

@slucarios

4 жыл бұрын

Gaymer

@WhoisVinnie

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZJRLT No, he's a Joji fan

@justawaken3645

4 жыл бұрын

A GayMer xd

Agent 8 is cursed, you can tell by the elephant in the room

Three coming out of no where and yelling “You bastard!” is the most intimidating thing I’ve seen all day.

@viex9338

4 жыл бұрын

Especially inner agent 3 at that

@RyTheFirecracker

4 жыл бұрын

It’s great-

@w0omyf4n43

3 жыл бұрын

-When your mom walks in the room at that excact moment- 😰 --> ⚰️

@BlackHoleQueen

Жыл бұрын

@@w0omyf4n43💀

Just wait until someone at Nintendo accidentally comes across this video

@TomWiz

4 жыл бұрын

They would wipe out my channel in 5 seconds

@LanieMae

3 жыл бұрын

They’d make it canon 😳

@duckway4733

3 жыл бұрын

@@LanieMae shit you made me picture a scene with a song like this made completely by nintendo.

@firespiritcookie9617

3 жыл бұрын

The 140k: people Nintendo: *If we make this canon we’ll get money from these people*

@LanieMae

2 жыл бұрын

@Lottop I dot think it is

*When you've memorized all of the song's lyrics and know what's about to come up*

@beantaco8861

4 жыл бұрын

what's this song from

@kraydel

4 жыл бұрын

the song is literally called gay or european

@kraydel

4 жыл бұрын

it's from legally blonde

@heyitsaudreyi

4 жыл бұрын

꧁drifter꧂ It is Called “There right there!” actually... But I get what u mean

I swear this fits so well . . . But i still do not recognize Israel as a legitima-

@connortheduke8132

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

@connortheduke8132

4 жыл бұрын

@@MJBuses Marina sacrificed her labtop for one, but Pearl might've used it too much

@meepiko

4 жыл бұрын

hi im israeli and i dont know whats going on in this fandom anymore

@drumb6261

4 жыл бұрын

109 countries

@tamirlapidus6994

4 жыл бұрын

Stop

He's a octopus kid. Thats it.

@hyperleet4454

4 жыл бұрын

Why can’t people just think this and not send this game even deeper into the internet?

@slug8039

4 жыл бұрын

Hyperleet seems that you don’t know what a joke is.

@SpeedKnight7

4 жыл бұрын

@@slug8039 half of Splatoon fan base takes things too far so he has a point

@agent-ye7pi

4 жыл бұрын

(😀) Yes !

@hyperleet4454

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, these jokes aren’t as funny as they used to be imo

4 stuck in the 2 dimensional world

"Is he gay?" "Is he European?" Octo Boy: *YOU W H A T ? !*

@myri_the_weirdo

4 жыл бұрын

you know this guy, are you french? ( a french like me ;-;)

@tetracev

4 жыл бұрын

Oui

@braedensimon8023

2 жыл бұрын

Oui

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

Hey that's racist

guy in a pink t-shirt: passes by All grandmas sitting on the bench:

Every fandom needs its version

@Yae_Miko.-simp

10 ай бұрын

Y e s

"Give me a chance to crack this guy" C.Q. Cumber already broke everyone

“I’m straight!” “You were not yesterday.” *im sorry can you repeat that*

To answer your question: Yes.

Gay or Octorian?

@Bradley_doofus

4 жыл бұрын

Or European

@RookieGoBoom

4 жыл бұрын

Both

@Andriale

4 жыл бұрын

Kizu thats the joke

@toffee.moonshake958

4 жыл бұрын

Bothhhh

@justarandomanimegirl7963

3 жыл бұрын

gay or octoling

This song belongs to Pearl

@yipps1171

4 жыл бұрын

Agent 4, she is homophobic and racist. Not that I don't support the two, 4 is just my favorite agent.

@yipps1171

4 жыл бұрын

That's why she's my fav Agent.

@maddythetrashcan1075

4 жыл бұрын

@@yipps1171 wait what

This song could also apply to army from the manga since he has a British accent in the dub

@black97_0

2 жыл бұрын

**Grabs you by the shirt** Please provide a link to that dub, I've been looking for dub for years.

@Redder_Creeps

Жыл бұрын

@@black97_0 Judging by the fact it's been a year ever since the guy commented, the dub is either lost to time or taken down. I'll try to dig it up, just to see what I can find but i need quick info first: How do I recognize who Army is?

@illyaourt9293

Жыл бұрын

@@Redder_Creeps He is an orange inkling from the splatoon manga, he looks rude Hope you'll recognize him :D

@Redder_Creeps

Жыл бұрын

@@illyaourt9293 Edit: turns out i know who Army is, i just didn't touch the manga in a while

Horseshoe crab, three squid, three cuttlefish and a sea cucumber argue wether or not on octopus is gay or european as another squid exposes him as gay because he was yesterday

@tiredarcticfluffball3108

4 жыл бұрын

And thats why i think this video is amazing

@LanieMae

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym by 3 cuttlefish?

@cq.cumber_offishial

3 жыл бұрын

LanieMae Craig, Callie, and Marie

@LanieMae

3 жыл бұрын

Lazaro Izquierdo but they’re squids

@cq.cumber_offishial

3 жыл бұрын

LanieMae their last names are "Cuttlefish", and it is also mentioned that they're actually Cuttlefish in their conversations at Cuttlefish Cabin in Tentakeel Outpost, hence the name; "Cuttlefish Cabin"

1:39 I never knew this image existed, so seeing it made me pause the video, over analyze it, do research, come to the conclusion that Nintendo supports this ship, laugh so hard that I cry, the crying become tears of joy, I go blind.

@spamtongspamton9900

4 жыл бұрын

_”it’s canon?”_

@tiredarcticfluffball3108

4 жыл бұрын

Maria Ross i mean I certainly hope its canon-

@psychadellicsweater8311

3 жыл бұрын

But why's 8 a dude in the photo when the one in the trailer was a girl-

@tiredarcticfluffball3108

3 жыл бұрын

ツTheBlackScrunchie i mean i guess nintendo made it an alternative universe where 8 is a dude?

@Calmislanddragon

2 жыл бұрын

This timestamp wasn't perfectly timed for me and instead I just got a picture of a bunch of Splatoon characters standing under the word "gay" until I unpaused it.

I love Agent 4s voice, it suits her so well

@pigeon2844

2 жыл бұрын

yes

I have watched this an unhealthy amount off times

@sharkbytes950

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

dont have to even watch it to know this is going to be funny but seriously why the hell did i not expect this during pride month.

Im starting to think this channel is a little way too super underrated

@toffee.moonshake958

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

I know this is old but i have to say, the shiny shirts and tiny shorts line matched too perfectly

When Disney makes a Splatoon musical

"Metro Hetro" Well... I guess that makes sense

The image of Agent 4 from that selfie is just perfect.

Thoughts on title: 1. This implies there is an argument for Agent 8 being gay 2. This implies there is an argument for Agent 8 being European 3. "Gay" and "European" are mutually exclusive And then it turns out to be an elaborate shitpost

I don’t know why this was in my recommended *But I’m satisfied*

He is officially ga- A Character: n o

Whoever decided to combine Legally Blonde the musical and Splatoon needs to see a therapist.

@somebodylikesbacon1960

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever has a problem with Legally Blonde the musical memes needs to see a therapist

No matter what you say about the gay or European thing, we must admit one thing.... The song is really good done!

2:36 students when they’ve just finished exams but scientists say that there’s a whole other type of physics

Well technically the ship is cannon. But they are the same character no matter what gender so it depends on what you think.

@marieantoinette1072

4 жыл бұрын

@@eggswords7102 it was confirmed kinda with pictures of 8 and 3 on valentines day. It was on the twitter I think

@mikeasllani6972

4 жыл бұрын

@@marieantoinette1072 they could be just friends.

@cherilune5971

4 жыл бұрын

I like to think they just vibing

@bio_spark0533

4 жыл бұрын

I'll offer my two cents here: Normally, from what I've seen regarding Valentines Day art, it doesn't really confirm anything besides they fact the two characters in question are at least close friends. I believe SEGA released merchandise for Valentines Day that was something along the lines of, "Be my player two?" with Sonic and Tails, but it's cannon they treat each other like brothers. The Kirby franchise also has a couple wedding merch - even Kirby and Meta Knight RINGS but their relationship is described as "friendly rivals" in the games. So...yeah, Agent 3 and 8 may just be vibing in the picture as friends do

@Jess-iq1bw

Жыл бұрын

@@cherilune5971 me too.

Agent 8 male = gay Pink hair Leather crop top His voice

@spamtongspamton9900

4 жыл бұрын

It is factual that people who sound like they’re drowning are _gay_

I’m European but I’m not offended, and this was so much fun 😂😂😂😂

@pigeon2844

2 жыл бұрын

s a m e

Lol I literally clicked this expecting a discussion/debate and then it was even better🤣🤣 (Btw I never knew this song)

I’ve watched this an unhealthy amount of times

Also I do not consider israel a legitimate-

@levicco6170

4 жыл бұрын

Who is israel

@xXmlgamingXx355

4 жыл бұрын

Levi Cool last name israel is a country

Here I cracked up: 1:38 DAMN IT!

Everyone: 3D That one dude stuck in 2d: (agent 4) goddamnit why is it always me

When agent 3 said YOU ARE SO GAY YOU BIG PARFAIT It was oddly satisfying And oddly fit

Gay or European What’s the difference? Im just kidding don’t come at me plz 🥺✌🏻

@ZJRLT

4 жыл бұрын

@

@mote_con_huesillo2205

4 жыл бұрын

@

@ZJRLT

4 жыл бұрын

@@mote_con_huesillo2205 *@*

@yusuke9483

4 жыл бұрын

Mote_Con_Huesillo how dare you

@inkeaton

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, you know, that's simple, gays are cool, stylish, and relaxed, while me, for example, is cool, stylish and rela- ...... I have a girlfriend I swear

There is a alternate universe where Agent 8 is straight and this song makes no sense Ngl I kinda hope 8 is straight or at least bi, but like I’m not one to judge- Edit: I’m a Male 8 x Female 3 shipper no judging please ;-;

@kuromikisser

4 жыл бұрын

Wow that's so homophobic v.v

@dragonfire2424

4 жыл бұрын

adacheeks how so? I never said I hated the ship, it’s just hard for me to like not canon gay ships. I respect people for who they are. Plus this is a video game ship, these characters aren’t even real... don’t r/wooosh me.

@SpeedKnight7

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonfire2424 then what haha funny roast can I do?

@josealfonso8370

4 жыл бұрын

What if he’s bi?

@spamtongspamton9900

4 жыл бұрын

Well, there is literally no concept art of Agents 4 and 3 being male so technical-… *hol’ up ain’t that cross-breeding tho, octo and squid 😳*

So this is what I watch at 6 in the morning interesting...

I can’t get enough of “I’m straight “ “You we’re not yesterday “

Why do the voices match the characters like it’s sorta uncanny

@braedensimon8023

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE

we were meant to be doing legally blonde in my school and we were gonna do this song (except we were gonna take out the you bastard bit and replace it with you cream puff lmafooonsbdgdgdh) , i was brooke windham and me and my splatoon obsessed pal used to always say this version - w -

@roronoa_raven

3 жыл бұрын

How great XD

This is the single best thing on planet earth. Thank you for this blessing.

Everyone: is he gaaaaay? Or European! Me, who's gay and european: *confused screeching*

1:39 oh my I didn’t know Nintendo supports female agent 3 x male agent 8. I ship it too

Wait...is it official which gender agent 8 is because there is a female version, especially in the octo expansion trailer...soooooo WE NEED A FEMALE VERSION OF THIS!!

@galaxykitsune

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is that the voices are male so it's usually male characters included in the song

This is amazing.... on so many levels

these kind of splatoon videos give me life

I've already watched this video like twenty times today and I still enjoy it :D

I really like Marina's voice

@bl1tz1t

4 жыл бұрын

Me too ngl

Where the heck is this song even from. It sounds like it was a meme someone put way too much effort into and I love it.

@NXTangl

4 ай бұрын

It's from the _Legally Blonde_ musical.

Plot twist: he’s Bi (I love this video, thank you for showing me my favorite ever song)

I love how 3 sings at the end

“Is he gay or octarian?”

I can excuse male octoling but I draw the line at Marina being straight

I knew he was both, im european so i knew that part, the gay one was obvious

Idk why this was in my recommendation tab, but I don’t regret seeing this

And let's see what Agent 8 has to say to all this ... Greetings from Spain!🌺

@myri_the_weirdo

4 жыл бұрын

i'm french, so i'm don't spanish and i dunno talk spannish (captain obvious) but ... eropean FTW

@isabelmariacastell5275

Жыл бұрын

Ñ

This is legendary. (In my own weird headcanon all Octolings have British accents. So European, I suppose.)

I like the amount of effort that went into this video

Dont worry, Elephant Agent 8 isnt real he cant hurt you- 0:17

i feel bad that everyone is judging 8. he could be straight.

@agentsquid9079

4 жыл бұрын

or european

@thenintendnub64

4 жыл бұрын

Why do people want either version of Agent 8 to be gay? It's never hinted at in-game. Sure, I understand headcannons and stuff but it isn't the law of the land!

@cocojonny7226

4 жыл бұрын

TheNintendNub64 Well it seems like canon 8 and 3 are female and I ship them. Just look at how 8 looks at 3 at the ending.

@Revsoshi

4 жыл бұрын

Dude this is a meme from the legally blonde play calm your titts

@dragonfire2424

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer 8 as straight but I can see why people think he’s not, I mean his color is pink and he wears a crop top (though he’s supposed to for the tests, it’s not like he wants to be pink, maybe he wants to be blue and wear hoodies idk)

Agent 8ephant is my sleep paralysis demon.

This made me laugh for some good weeks

“im straight” “you were not yesterday” 😂😂😂

0:56 male agent 8 in a nutshell

This is canon

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

They could either be close friends

Thanks for getting this stuck in my head.

It’s officially canon for me I’m headcanon that Marie is just uncontrollably rasist to marine 8 and my version of Neo 3

Beautiful song

@wormpielars979

4 жыл бұрын

hah look up: there right there!

@yarn7733

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best song in existence

gayopean

I like how Marina is there as our resident Gay/Lesbian expert.

Of course 8 is gay. I mean he's always so happy and positive. He always brings a smile around others. That means he is truly 100% gay.

Video: Appears in KZread Me being European: O H But Spanish so no one wears that: haha

@myri_the_weirdo

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a french guy, eropean FTW

Agent 3’s voice is so cute 😍

8: I´m straight! 3: You were not yesterday 8: O_o !!

Funny how I didn’t think he could be both until it was spoken💀

Ah, I remember when my theatre troop did Legally Blonde. Good memories...

Lol this is so addicting

Why foe s everyone's voices fit the characters so we'll, especially marie omfg

The voice and the splatoon character is really fit so well (sry for bad English)

Agent 8 Can be gay or not it's based on the person who's controlling him

@ClaoodNoodles

3 жыл бұрын

I never even thought about it that way

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

People keep saying their Agent 4

this is beautiful

I spent 3 minutes and 24 seconds. Watching. This... Thank you I needed this.

I've literally never seen a more random video apear in my recomended

Bold of you to assume any splatoon character is straight

I dunno, is agent 3 lesbian or american?

@Yuni-ou1ll

Жыл бұрын

He’s gayyyyy

@Pyrozexx

Жыл бұрын

@@Yuni-ou1ll wait,that illegal

Wait if she saw a condescending smirk on Agent 8 and every other Dude at her work doesn't that mean

Psicologo : tranquilo pepin no habla Pepin :