Microsoft: its impossible to dele- Edge: *MAKE EDGE NOW YOUR FAVOURITE BROWSER.*

@waterbucket4358

4 жыл бұрын

Me:Chrome and Firefox are better :) Microsoft: ARGH NO

@f3zm296

4 жыл бұрын

@@waterbucket4358 Also Edge: install any of those or ill make your house a favourite edge.

@davidkinkade3884

4 жыл бұрын

just hide it

@catalinaespinoza9551

4 жыл бұрын

Google And Mozila: Totally tras- Edge: *WHAT DID YOU SAY*

@sunilkoppuridoge1638

4 жыл бұрын

Safari: Calm down you guys!

"We all know and love Solitaire." **literally shows a clip of Vista doing an "Hasta la vista!" when Ender ran Solitaire**

@Leonard_MT

4 жыл бұрын

Vista can run anything that is still supported on it without blue screening

@MacBack123

4 жыл бұрын

lamo i literally accidentally disliked because i was laughing too much WINDOWS VISTA CANT EVEN PLAY SOLITAIRE * welcome to joel buddy *

@Lunaynen

4 жыл бұрын

@@MacBack123 The biggest tagline ever be like: *Windows Vista* *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITAIRE*

@TVAwesomeParodys

4 жыл бұрын

IS THAT A VINESAUCE REFERENCE!?

@costineacsu373

4 жыл бұрын

@Cursed Spinel Heheh

"We all know and love Solitaire" Me: How the frick do I even play it

@SStarlight9614

4 жыл бұрын

Ik the basics of it as I watched my grandparents play it but I like spider solitaire better as It's easier and it makes more sense 😂😂

@rai8424

4 жыл бұрын

@@SStarlight9614 What the heck is Spider Solitaire- oof .-.

@soundvolsehgs

4 жыл бұрын

You make stacks of cards some are turned over and you have to make the cards highest to lowest

@Daniele63

4 жыл бұрын

also me

@VYT738

4 жыл бұрын

@@rai8424 you dont use 7 and never used 7

Remember when voice assistants were science fiction, more human, and had much fewer privacy concerns?

@deathrattle3399

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me neither

@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess

2 жыл бұрын

Well there's a reason Microsoft is investing so heavily in cloud shit, they don't want to stay behind the curve while other monopolies like google and facebook take people's data and advance to the orwellian dystopia they plan. Soon you won't be able to post "wrong opinions" online, and who knows, you might be persecuted in real life too I'm glad I was introduced to free software years ago and I left windows behind completely now

@kayleighmoore6951

Жыл бұрын

change it back to science fiction. it was better then.

Fun fact in 2022 Audit mode no longer uses deafultuser0 it now uses the hidden Administrator account instead. It's so restarts etc are handled better

4:04 A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. A process or thread crucial to the system operation has been unexpectedly exited or been terminated. If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need. If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode. Technical Information: * * * STOP: 0x000000F4 (0x00000003, 0x86BD1A20, 0x86BD1B6C, 0x82032000)

@magosiadarek3125

3 жыл бұрын

Bo

@magosiadarek3125

3 жыл бұрын

d

@magosiadarek3125

3 жыл бұрын

do

@magosiadarek3125

3 жыл бұрын

Windows 21eidyx

@magosiadarek3125

3 жыл бұрын

F8 oatq tstaplxu

You should be verified on KZread!! It's too bad that you aren't, because it would look REALLY cool. ;)

@julianapowell144

4 жыл бұрын

He should

@dynaoof62

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@scotty209

3 жыл бұрын

keep trying to make channels that have Enderman with the C A P I T A L E and it will verify him lol

@jello3064

3 жыл бұрын

You need to verify your phone to become verified

@SuperMechSonic

3 жыл бұрын

@@jello3064 im verfied with my phone

Microsoft: Oh and it’s impossible to delete/disable Edge. Internet: Imma bout to end this mans whole career.

@Carlium

4 жыл бұрын

Windows update: Looks like you're missing some apps, let me just get them back without you noticing... Onedrive: *You have used 99% of available space!*

2:58 Теперь это окно в буквальном смысле этого слова

@mollysandera991

4 жыл бұрын

Translation: 2:58 Now it's literally a window

@saturniunyttech679

4 жыл бұрын

@@mollysandera991 thank you for translating Russian.

@amogus7

4 жыл бұрын

Эндермен, ответь! Ты же русский!

@nationalcheeto

3 жыл бұрын

Да, это окно теперь XD

6:36 Retail mode have a liitle different than Consumer mode The special screen saver... that’s it Also... 4:35 We have paid start menu... When you not activate Windows... You will have ads on Start menu... the ads will show up in the top list... Ads for promote some apps on Microsoft Store... We only can turn off on Setting... Personalization then Start... (ofc, with activated Windows)

@cycrothelargeplanet

3 жыл бұрын

No activation, no personalization

As far as I see it, you could theoretically also make the BSoD green in normal win 10 (regedit -> Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\CrashControl -> DWORD -> DisplayPreReleaseColor (1)) and the other way around DisplayPreReleaseColor (0) to make it blue in Preview Versions... but why would you need to do that :P

@MeowChristodoulos

Жыл бұрын

Based.

@LeoPlays2Games

8 ай бұрын

I'd prefer green, thats why

2:50 Hold my background blur on KDE

@tanza3d

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my Windows Terminal

@nagitokomaeda3237

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanza3d In comparison to unixoid shells, let's say zsh, the windows command line is almost useless, have you ever used a unixoid shell? Any, even ash, really, is better than the windows command line.

@Endermanch

4 жыл бұрын

I like zsh the most

@unknownaccount4783

4 жыл бұрын

@@nagitokomaeda3237 hold my Yori shell on Windows

@leap123_

3 жыл бұрын

Hold my Xfce compositor

What's the Video About : *Windows Experiment* GD Players on 3:53 : *Duelo Maestro*

@brickwall2900

4 жыл бұрын

technoloid

@brunogarcia9118

3 жыл бұрын

Jajaja xD

@Rebotxd1

3 жыл бұрын

OMG encontre a alguien que se le ocurio tambien xd

This with the solitaire is also with minesweeper. You even have to watch an ad!

A nostalgic tears fall from my eyes when i hear Lunar Abyss.

"whos ur parents" *"NECESSITY"*

6:56 Oh boy it's the glitched loading screen

@bruhface2072

3 жыл бұрын

O

The retail mode was very nice and well - hidden.

@izzanmargie

3 жыл бұрын

But dont try on your real pc. Try retail mode windows 10 at virtual machine

Next vid: Corrupting the BSOD

3:23 can we take a moment to appreciate this cat pfp

That transparent command prompt is very nice. Serious gnome-terminal vibes.

4:02 *IM NOT PLAYING SOLITARE IM PLAYING TASK MANAGER* It’s a fun game!

@ahmetdenizsezgin

4 жыл бұрын

I am playing monitor

@dontaskmeaxy

4 жыл бұрын

task manager can be downloaded on the goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle play store

@dontaskmeaxy

4 жыл бұрын

task manager can be downloaded on the goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle play store

@BardzoYT

4 жыл бұрын

i'm playing explorer, command prompt and csrss.exe

@testtubeii

4 жыл бұрын

HQRobloxandBlocksWorldandMinecraft I’m playing keyboard

Enderman You're a God. You put the music i was searching for weeks in vid with title and artist. I love your vids :3

I luv dat song xd Anyways good video keep up!

Hey endy, love the vids! Was wondering if u could do a tutorial on deleting old motherboard files. I had to change motherboard after my pc was built and everything works fine by the rgb controller as well as files for the old motherboard software remain. Not an issue but annoying, I like a clean pc so any help would be great. Googling it only gets answers from 2009 about how I should just reinstall Windows.

4:04 We all love solitaire, especially on Windows Vista

I just noticed Congrats for 100k!

I like Audit mode, I can move the Users folder from C: drive to keep all data if needed to reinstall Windows.

2:43 Wow... I wish I knew that a long time ago. :O

4:03 Ender: *Plays Solitaire on vista* BSoD: *Ight Ima Head In*

@ahmadgg69

3 жыл бұрын

4:03

@_________-____________________

3 жыл бұрын

4:03

3:45 DON'T DO THAT - IT WILL CAUSE SOME ISSUES WITH APPS! I removed some preinstalled things and then I had to reinstall Windows because for example virtualbox stopped working because of corrupted Windows files error... I found online info about virtualbox that it checks for Windows files consistency to prevent malware activity and when find out that some file are modified/missing/corrupted then returns an error and stop working and then every time you have to run virtual machines in headless mode to force it to work...

i love that vista bluescreens when you open solitare

Why doesn’t this man have more subs he needs more

@CoderQC

8 ай бұрын

oh boy

Me: Hey Cortana Cortona: *Activates* Me: Hey Siri Siri: *Activates* Cortana: surely your not siri-ous Siri: I'm serious Edit from 2 years later: I misspelled siri

@rai8424

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't it Cortana?

@neehgurg2111

4 жыл бұрын

*Cortana

@opossumontheinternet9864

4 жыл бұрын

What's a Sisi?

@howl9476

4 жыл бұрын

..and don't call me surely If you get this reference, you definitely passed selection

@aawscoggis

4 жыл бұрын

@@opossumontheinternet9864 its IOS form Apple

Inserting a valid retail demo id and product sku when prompted when enabling retail mode at install (click 5 times on the EULA) will taylor the demo content to the OEM and the store that is selling it.

5:33 Duelo maestro ;)

When you go to mail and read an Email, and scroll at the edge of the document where the inbox is, you can see the original Windows mouse cursor

3:03 well boys,we did it. Edge is no more.

EnderMan U make great videos keep it up

I was once messing around in virtual box and set the ram on a windows 10 virtual machine to 256 MB and then the machine started having color seizures with a bunch of rectangles, it was weird and I don’t remember it happening again.

1:05 Normally this setting replaces the new BSOD with Windows 7 one, but on Windows 10 it changed to this (1:28)

@saturniunyttech679

4 жыл бұрын

So on windows 8.1 it shows the windows 7 BSOD?

@saturniunyttech679

4 жыл бұрын

So on windows 8.1 it shows windows 7 BSOD?

@user-bv3lg1gx8c

2 жыл бұрын

Del The same thing as //_473_--+

@user-bv3lg1gx8c

2 жыл бұрын

(8.1 good day 7 bsod) понятно:)

the song at 6:20 had my ears bleeding

1:30 I saw those codes when i was trying to make the BSOD show more details instead of sad smiley face.

About cmd opacity: There is hotkey for it: Ctrl+Shift+MouseWheel

3:57 yes we love it but it's better on 4:03 on win vista

3:52 thx for lunar abyss, i love this song

@siwakorn2408

4 жыл бұрын

No u

Whats the program you use to make volume, GPU status and others on the bottom of your scree

I am a very big fan of yours . I am seeing you are very talented in working with a computer . So I have a request.. make a playlist where you may teach about a computer .. it will be helpful. I am not telling basics , but the interesting things.

*i can't hold it in...* AAAAH DUELO MAESTRO

@aceitedepegaazulejo3394

2 жыл бұрын

Ur not capable to pass it

I already knew the cmd,exe transparency infact my cmd is almost transparent

I tried the bsod trick and it ended up making windows unbootable, so now I can't run Windows correctly and I have to go into Linux to fix it

for some reason when i logged onto my laptop to play monika after story (a ddlc mod), i was taken to the "welcome to windows" screen even though i've had my laptop for several months (idk why that happened ._.) but then i clicked "skip for now" and i was taken to my desktop and everything was just normal and i'm still confused-

That part killed me where Cortana said are you siri-ous?

@Mayank-mf7xr

3 жыл бұрын

It is these kinds of absolutely unneeded and unfunny 'easter eggs' which the devs work on.

"Win.ini has been present since Win9x!" Umm... it was present there since Win1.0...

You should've tried the "Do you know Clippy" with the Cortana easter eggs, but I guess that one's not ad well hidden.

@BuggaDude2012

4 ай бұрын

as*

How did you get to show the Performance Task manager on the bottom left corner, and the C: drive tab on the task bar? Looks so cool

@dionnix

Жыл бұрын

widgets

Fun fact: The "hey siri" voice command for Cortana is actually first discovered by youtuber Plainrock127 (in his bored smashing bad windows phone, so he went to say Hey Cortana to Cortana, but he was saying Hey Siri instead)

@damienf15

Жыл бұрын

*Plainrock124

@rbryanarchive

10 ай бұрын

​@@damienf15bro, it's been 3 years. nobody cares anymore

@abbypatacsil1177

10 ай бұрын

Which episode?

@damienf15

10 ай бұрын

@@abbypatacsil1177 episode 9

@damienf15

10 ай бұрын

@@rbryanarchive 😞

In Windows insider , the BSOD must be in red , then it should called RSOD. Lol!

@samrosta3843

4 жыл бұрын

No I have no one to change it and I don’t have a problem I can not get it tomorrow morning I have no idea what it was and yes I can do it and I can do a lot of things with it and I have no problem

@LovelyYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@samrosta3843 r/ihadastroke

@yellowmarshmellowpuffnob6922

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

im curious what is all the software you are using on your desktop?

BSOD qrs take you to a generic BSOD website. You choose the stopcode and it gives you advice like “uninstall third party apps” which isn’t useful

''Cannot'' or ''can not'' is acceptable in a English sentence. How is that a bad grammar?

@nagitokomaeda3237

4 жыл бұрын

Let's just appreciate the little mistake you made there. "a bad grammar" is indeed bad grammar.

@infrox3334

4 жыл бұрын

ThIs iS BaD GrAmMaR

@walltappn

3 жыл бұрын

Rantendo No. ‘a bad grammar’ is definitely improper grammar. Also I like how you are not using any proper grammar, while attempting to say that someone’s grammar is wrong, when your entire sentence has absolutely zero grammar.

@NotAPROtagonist

3 жыл бұрын

Nagito Komaeda hey I think you got wooshed

@clementpoon120

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget the fact that enderman is from russia or something

Wow! Alot of cool things!!

what screen recorder and resolution is your monitor? (im curious)

Is there any way to switch off auto-restart after BSOD? My computer is so fast that I will be late trying to take a shot of QR or text info in good quality in time.

0:32 "can not" is perfectly acceptable use of English, although "cannot" is more usual.

@fn0va

4 жыл бұрын

see pin

@trangvophuong6919

4 жыл бұрын

Peter D Morrison Both of you are stupid. "Don’t use can not when you mean cannot. The only time you’re likely to see can not written as separate words is when the word “can” happens to precede some other phrase that happens to start with “not”". Can not is commonly more used in structures like "Not only... but also" so it's wrong. "Cannot" and "can not" has no similarity.

3:09 The video: "..you can turn it off completely." The music: "t u r n i t o f f"

@whenyougooutsideandsmellthatza

3 жыл бұрын

Me to the music: n o.

@SquooshyShark1000

3 жыл бұрын

@Nadja Krzyżańska r/woooosh

Song in the Solitare Part is Lunar Abys by GoF4st!

ctrl + shift + (+/-) can increase and decrease transparency of cmd too

The truth is..... You can't read subtitles and comments simultaneously😂

@DreamTeam.trolls

3 жыл бұрын

reading by clicking the notification. no video screen 😅

3:52 duelo maestro

@salt1685

4 жыл бұрын

matheusteteu445 segundo double penetration in Geometry Dash

@miriitode

4 жыл бұрын

Ok we get it this song is from geometry dash very cool comment

For Windows Insider BSOD, if you use the VGA port on Windows, the BSOD still blue, with the Windows Insider BSOD text.

what version of windows did you use in the CORTANA SECRET COMMAND section?

Like if you already knew that the green screen of death appears on unstable Windows! edit: WOW! One like already! And it's only been a second after!

@vincentweasley2724

4 жыл бұрын

You get a like in 1 second? Maybe you like you comment...

5:25 Duelo Marstro Geometry Dash

@Jorge603

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Duelo Maestro song

1:57, yea but do you have an explanation of why do i have all the folders of my pc with 1 or more copies of win.ini?

Enderman, great videos, if you could, please could you zoom in so we could see the letters and other stuff

3:51 Duelo Maestro song

3:40 DUELO MASTREO

@isabelmarialoures7490

4 жыл бұрын

🖕

@CopyMain

4 жыл бұрын

@ツItzLightyHDツ i play gd too: IGN: agelosofficial... I was a Wave God

@saulius1664

4 жыл бұрын

And?

@CopyMain

4 жыл бұрын

@@saulius1664 i uninstall it because inactive and I was a creepy Level creator Who creates creepy Levels i stoped because i dont want hurtig anyone

@xperiorTR

4 жыл бұрын

Hello gd player

What is your laptop's system monitor rainmeter called? or is it custom?

How do you get those clean storage and time widgets on the desktop?

2020: Buy Start Menu Premium for only $1.99/month!

@ravtexis

4 жыл бұрын

2100 : Buy Shutdown Premium ! Only $20.99/day!

@ravtexis

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatRandomToast You (an Intellectual) : XD

@addust

4 жыл бұрын

*I'd rather modify the registry than pay for a bloody start menu.*

@addust

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatRandomToast mk, what about classic shell cuz i use that.

@addust

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatRandomToast it still works though

I may not be first, and I may not be quicc, but when Enderman makes a vid, yea *I clicc*

@aces5thalternateaccount464

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@BurritoToonz

4 жыл бұрын

@@aces5thalternateaccount464 If you look at it as if its stolen, you have a wrong definition of stolen. Sure, I've seen comments like this, so I wanted to type one of my own for this video. It's not stolen bud, just gotta clear that up. i did not physically steal this format of comment, and heck, this is the internet, for goodness sake! Reposts and edits of existing things are everywhere!

I laready knew about the command prompt opacity option. I also know you can make your CMD matrix style by changing the font color to green

4:17 The Metro/UWP "Microsoft Solitaire Collection" had this premium subscription thing when Windows 8 was the latest.

@jacquelineliu2641

3 жыл бұрын

ThatRandomToast this video didn't mention whether it's preinstalled.

@jacquelineliu2641

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatRandomToast I say again: *THIS VIDEO DIDN'T MENTION WHETHER IT'S PREINSTALLED.* *I SAID NOTHING ABOUT WHETHER IT'S PREINSTALLED ON WINDOWS 8, 8.1, OR 10. I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT IT'S NOT PREINSTALLED ON WINDOWS 8 AND 8.1, BUT IS PREINSTALLED ON 10.* *IT IS IRRELEVANT TO THE FACT THAT MICROSOFT SOLITAIRE COLLECTION HAS HAD A PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION BEFORE WINDOWS 10 WAS A THING, AND THIS VIDEO DIDN'T SAY "PREINSTALLED SOLITAIRE IS PAID".*

Windows 7: end my life. Windows 10: hey 7 hey 7 hey 7 Windows 7: WOT MODDAFLIPPA Windows 10: your a potato Windows 7: >:T

@ChloekabanOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

That explains why I keep seeing a stash of potatoes whenever I see Windows 7.

5:18 - Do someone know, that it is from "The Shining" movie?) REDЯUM! REDЯUM!

@LaZZeYT

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure, almost everybody knows.

Enderman, I’m a fan Also how do you run another windows 10 emulator on a windows 10 computer????? Pls tell me

0:37 I totally agree and live this statement

3:52 GD song :)

@siwakorn2408

4 жыл бұрын

:)

6:10 or Linux!

love the vista solitare bsod at 4:04

May I ask how you got all those gadgets on your desktop like the clock and performance monitor

Ohhhh i remember that turn it on music i listened it so much back then

You should experiment with Windows Server 2019 (google "windows server 2019 evaluation")

Grats to 100k

How did you get those widgets in the first one? The clock, partition details and resource usage?

@slavboii420

2 жыл бұрын

Rainmeter is your answer, son

@dionnix

Жыл бұрын

@@slavboii420 yes, father.

Can you make a video showing your desktop customization like those C%;Ram usage etc....

How did you add the clock and task manager status to your desktop? Thanks.

2. Back in the late 90's I saw the retail mode of an Apple Mac. I bought a Mac that was meant to be new from a shop. But when I got home it had rolling shop-style adverts in boot time and after the OS was turned on. So I took it back and the shop tech said "&*6 that ain't meant to be there" and he typed some commands that wiped the ads off.