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Intellivision Amico Releases The Roadmap To Nowhere!
Intellivision's journey toward the launch of its (supposed) much-anticipated Amico console has been marked by a series of ambitious announcements and subsequent delays. The recent publication of the Amico Roadmap on the official Intellivision Discord, as outlined by John Alvarado, offers a glimpse into the company's past accomplishments and future projections. However, a closer examination raises questions about the feasibility and clarity of these plans... and why is there no mention of an Intellivision Amico console?
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I love this new era of Smash roasting Amico.
Mark my words they will release a plastic shell if you buy a 2 controller bundle, it will only store and charge your controllers.
@MarquisDeSang
7 ай бұрын
Amico foot bath
@LelandReview
7 ай бұрын
Ya I would totally buy that. But don't forget the shell needs LED lights :)
@joshua.snyder
7 ай бұрын
They wouldn't release a shell (never will on a mass scale), they'd just send out 3D print files for someone to do it from their own home. 😂
I SAID to stop releasing back to back bangers! I need to sleep!
@SmashJT
7 ай бұрын
Lmfao I can’t help it 😂 💥
I can make an Amico in 1 day : 1-Buy 5 000 x 75$ Linux Risc-V SBC (Single Board Computer) 2- Make the mold with a 3D printer 3- Make the plastic shell with the mold 4-Screw the board in a plastic shell 5-Contract 8bitDo to make the controllers. 6- ... 7-Profits!
@VEGANVANIA
7 ай бұрын
Step 6 = creating a library of unique software that sells the system. :-/
@MarquisDeSang
7 ай бұрын
@@VEGANVANIA No need just re-release the original games.
@LelandReview
7 ай бұрын
Ya once the Amico Controller is released people can really just make their own console. I would order a 3D printed Amico Charge station. And just put it next to the Shield running Amico home.
In the 1 in a million chance that they actually even get close to the timeline it'd at least help build up a little glimmer of trust..... I think the timeline (especially IOS, and manufacturing) sounds way too aggressive to be true. You kind of have a point when you asked why they released this time line.... They were better off saying nothing until they had product in hand and THEN announcing dates. That'd build up trust too and has no downside if they miss deadlines.
An Amico video! Thank you Smash!
I Never Heard Of The Road To Nowhere Before!😮
This is now just Johns pet project
How are they not under investigation by the FTC????
@MarquisDeSang
7 ай бұрын
You mean the FTC.
@LelandReview
7 ай бұрын
They already were and asked to correct one thing and they did.
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
They have been and guess what? Everything is okay! 😉
It's a roadmap off a cliff at full speed. 😂
Sega Does What Intellivisiondon't!
As comical as all this is, in the end it's so sad. I always wanted an Intellivision back in the day, but we couldn't afford one. I befriended a rich kid so I could play with him (I know, but children are awful anyway) and loved the thing. When word of the Amico first got out, I was so excited - especially with the promised upgrades of titles like Astrosmash and Night Stalker. The initial teasers were enough to get me to lay out $100 and I was damn looking forward to this. About a year or so ago, I started seeing the warning signs on videos across different channels and I reluctantly asked for a deposit refund, figuring I could get one anyway when they would hit stores - even if it wasn't the cool woodgrain one I wanted. And now? It's so sad to see the IP tied up in this. Would I pay for a console to play what looked like simpler, fun games, and especially new versions of beloved classic INTV games? Hell yes. Will I ever get the chance? Probably not.
The Amico was clearly just trying to cash in on easy Android technology and it didn't work, it fell apart completely. I think it's also because it came so late that the same tech is able to basically be made by any consumer if they really want to. After the Ouya, no publisher was going to invest wholly in something like this.
@VEGANVANIA
7 ай бұрын
I think there's a legit argument to be made that the Ouya wasn't that bad: their downfall was their software development strategy, IMO. Overall value for money to the consumer: the Ouya wasn't that bad.
@SmashJT
7 ай бұрын
@VEGANVANIA bad? No. Useless and extremely unnecessary? Well…
@KeiNova
7 ай бұрын
@@SmashJT that's certainly a far better way to say it!
@KeiNova
7 ай бұрын
@@VEGANVANIA yeah maybe it just really overshot the mark and don't exactly know it's audience too well. That controller though and how light it is, ouch.
@bluedistortions
7 ай бұрын
@@KeiNova i agree, the controller was actually a pretty big part of the problem. You can get pretty decent wireless controllers for $20-$25, ouya's was crap and super overpriced.
What's with the alien? 🤣 It reminds me of the aliens in that show Solar Opposites.
the gift that keeps on giving
Remember the time Gatorooze made most of these games over a weekend? Ya.
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
They're pretty bad to be honest.
This is embarrassing. This chart is what we'd expect to see a business critical path plan from high schoolers to look like. 🤦
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
I take it you're not optimistic? 😆
Where's Earthworm Jim 4?
@MarquisDeSang
7 ай бұрын
With Jim Power 4
@bluedistortions
7 ай бұрын
There never was a game, not even a license. It was just an animation.
@Skorpio420
7 ай бұрын
@@bluedistortions Tommy wouldn't lie to us! He's a world record holder seven times over! 🤣
Alpha hell should be a new term at this point
Loved the Tommy boy reference.
Clearly they know they’re screwed so they’ll being optimistic as hell about their trajectory. You can’t set somewhere as a destination if it’s impossible to reach for you.
@SmashJT
7 ай бұрын
lol why not? That’s what they’ve done every year leading up to now anyways 😆
When does it end?!
Rumor : Nintendo Switch 2 will be out this year. Let that sink in. 😂
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
And?
Great Amico Coverage ! I agree the future of the console for this year isn't good. But I think its a good thing overall because this means they have full attention on getting the Amico controller to market. Releasing one new Amico Home game per month seems fair. Your right they haven't released a really good game yet and its a big question do they have one ready to come out soon. Can you imagine they end up releasing a viral game that sells 100 million copies for $20 ? Then what ? Then Tommy was right all along.
@JaceyMitchell
7 ай бұрын
It's a good thing that this thing is a dumpster fire because that means they have their full attention on the Amico controller? 🤔 There isn't going to be a viral amico game. I can guarantee you that. No game that is exclusive to Amico will ever go viral. And even if it did, that still wouldn't make Tommy's lies he's told over the years the truth all of a sudden.
@LelandReview
7 ай бұрын
@@JaceyMitchell I agree with you the original Amico Console idea wasn't great. Its actually much better running on Android Boxes. Anyone saying they know what games will sell well and what ones won't are actually telling lies. Because nobody knows that. The game doesn't even half to be exclusive to Amico. Even the games ported to it are actually better on a superior device. Like how Wii U games sold like trash. But same games went viral on Switch. What exactly did Tommy say that you think is a lie ? Most of that is spouted out from KZreadrs making clickbait. Trying to put words in his mouth.
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
@@LelandReview The Amico console is a great idea in that it allows physical media to stay in stores. Going forward this is necessary. Not everyone wants an all digital future!
@LelandReview
7 ай бұрын
@@pferreira1983 Ya I loved the new Amico Game box ideas. Just wish they would include a manual and some posters like games used to.
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
@@LelandReview If Intellivision don't do it someone else should take the idea of allowing reselling of digital ownership. Then maybe I can get my physical PC games again! 😆
Not to mention Night Stalker.
how much did you invest again?
@SmashJT
7 ай бұрын
$10k
When are you getting that 10k investment back?
@SmashJT
6 ай бұрын
When Tommy flies
New tax year why not
Tommy was making fun of atari. 😂 and atari is kicking
Let's be thankful they have a roadmap.
Hey Smash, I’m guessing Phil don’t take your phone calls anymore after the last few vids 😂
@SmashJT
7 ай бұрын
I don’t bother even trying 😆
@pferreira1983
7 ай бұрын
Who would?
its bits and pieces to pretend like they actually did something
I see Atari and am sort of embarrassed for them in that they are such a shadow of their former self. But at least they are making games and consoles. They have actually made progress far beyond what i envisioned. But yeah, this is beyond embarrassing. I never really understood what they were selling.
@F1JV
7 ай бұрын
🎮🕹ATARI🕹🎮 = 10x + ♾️ x = TT’s-IE just facts mi Amico
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@MarquisDeSang
7 ай бұрын
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@lockepsb
7 ай бұрын
@@MarquisDeSang shake n bake brother
Amico Home sucks!
@radrob4403
7 ай бұрын
@@Have.An.AmicoDay I'm not being hard on them I'm just stating the truth. They've totally shifted their plan and have gone a different route than what was promised. Class action lawsuit
@pharmcat8484
7 ай бұрын
Whoops, money’s all gone
@radrob4403
7 ай бұрын
@@pharmcat8484 not all of it
Who is this thing even for?