Very good reaction. My wife intergrated 17 years aro. She was so mad because the questions were so ridicules. She felt treated like she was from a other plannet😂

@laziojohnny79

3 ай бұрын

Well they say they're from Venus so ...

@harrydewaarheid6134

3 ай бұрын

@@JollyJumper-23 They are realy redicules. Maybey not so much as Arjen says. But they are not far off. Questions like you are a muslim girl and you fall in love with a Dutch boy. What do you do? Listen to your father and break the relationship, Do it sneaky. And the last one dont listen to your father. Other question are men and women equal in the Netherlands? Questions like that

@harrydewaarheid6134

3 ай бұрын

@@MrDjTilo True. Two years later we moved to Gernany. 🤣. Where it is posible to still buy a house. Wher the prices are not so dam high and the people stil have good manners. The Netherlands its almost impossible to buy ore rent a house. A normal Rijtjes huis cost you around 400000 euro average. After covid the people went crazy. They have a short fuse espacialy in the big city's. I know because my ship leaves from Rotterdam.

@MarcelNL

3 ай бұрын

My wife passed the exams with very high grades, but she was a teacher in her own country and I have helped her a lot with studying. We also know somebody who failed the exams so often that they had to pardon her for making more attempts. (That is a rule: if you can't pass the exams, you don't need to do them anymore after a while.)

The BMW joke is about a meme of a lady saying:" big fat BMW" in a funny voice

@svenlenders7926

3 ай бұрын

And then getting ran over by some minister i think

@MarcelNL

3 ай бұрын

Nah, a security guard very carefully tried to guide her away from the car, but she fell down and was so fat and unhealthy that she broke her shoulder or something. It's all recorded, that guard did nothing wrong. It was during a protest when the amount of inhabitants of a small town would suddenly get quadrupled by getting a huge refugee shelter there and that lady stopped that minister's car and complimented his car, suggesting that he gets paid a LOT to do what he was doing there. @@svenlenders7926

@astrid3252

3 ай бұрын

I did not know that either 😁

@MarcelNL

3 ай бұрын

Oh come on! My explaination got deleted? She did not get run over, she just fell when a security guard gently tried to guide her away. I explained more, but I don't want this comment to get deleted too.

Lodewijk Asscher was the only politician who took responsibilities for what is called in Dutch de toeslagenaffaire: The Dutch childcare benefit scandal, and laid down his work as pary leader and left politics at the end of the term. There were a lot of other politicians invloved who all stayed on.

Those questions at 9:18 are 100% real. I tried one of those mock tests after seeing this episode. Its ridiculous!

This is such a funny but frustrating video to watch. I know some people who had to do the integration. And the questions were in fact very weird. I as a native dutch person didn't know the answers to some of the questions. Really enjoyed your reaction to this!

1:30 Dikke BMW is a reference to a woman who jumped in front of a politicians car got pulled away from it and fell, while she was standing in front of it she said ''kijk een Dikke BMW jongens, dikke BMW''(look a fat BMW guys, fat BMW) followed by screaming while being pulled away BMW in dutch is often refered to as unnessacarily big cars(Breed Maar Waardeloos, Wide But Useless)

WHAHA! That notebook! My wife also was offered that when she came to The Netherlands! "Oh don't worry, it will be added to your loan but if you pass the exams, the loan will be pardonned and the laptop will be for free!" Then I said: "That only counts for refugees and my wife isn't a refugee."

I think you would really like to watch to: Kees van der Spek, Oplichters in het buitenland.

@DFerro-kb9qh

3 ай бұрын

Yes indeed!! At least one episode. Views guaranteed also.. 💪🏼

@suzettebakelaar

3 ай бұрын

Hi Tobi, Thanks for the suggestion, but as you would probably understand he's not going to do a full episode of Kees for free. First of all it's longer than 20 minutes and it's not translated. If you would make it a paid request with a fair donation he might be willing to do it, cause this video will also probably end up on odysee because of the risk of being blocked or perhaps a strike.....

Always have to watch these videos immideitly

He has a new show that is basically the same. But it is more recent. It’s called de avondshow

I am a language coach and I teach Dutch for free. For people who do not have money to pay for an expensive course. The municipality / Netherlands says: Too bad! They must officially integrate into those schools. These schools receive money per person. That's called counting persons, which is how you make money. Who learn Dutch for free. They are not really taken seriously. That's also the Netherlands!

I really appreciate the sign in lower-left corner. Thank you for that. Know that you are loved as well ❤️‍🩹

Well, halleluja ! Thats is why is so fuck-up in the Nederlands at the moment! You can not expect the refugees to deal with that themselves! And if wé can understand that, how is it the politicians do not understand this? It is fucked-up! Not just for the refugees,...for the whole country!

@bararobberbaron859

3 ай бұрын

They may understand, but when you aren't doing a clearly useful job you may be tempted to just do *something* just so you can look busy. So someone changed a policy that didn't need changing to look busy, under the guise of 'it could in theory save us some money', which I can only assume they'd want to put towards increasing cabinet member salaries.

I upvote your video's before even watching

We're about to go that way again. Im not sure about the outcome. :P LOL

@joyfulldj

3 ай бұрын

If you want to talk to a person, please press one. No. One. ONE. Meet our govt. Even the answering machine has a waiting list. Makes no sence. AND I BLOODY LIVE HERE :P Asscher was fyi my party leader. Remind me to ask if he took an inburgeringstoets if the govt by some weird mushroom hallucination might go left :P to make it less complicated we did a merge not to be called a merge with the greens, hired the ec chef to do the job and now wilders is leading the formation. With me so far? Wait for it; 100 days post elections Wilders doesnt have a govt yet. WTF. 25 YEARS of bitching on the left and he cant even form a govt with two mediators from my party? Here is a tip; try one from another party? Jule Verne got around the world faster than that :P ( I think I prefer state level politics,better for my mood... LOL )

@joyfulldj

3 ай бұрын

Fyi Lubach his meme on Asscher was a true story. Asscher on campaign had a highschool thing. Very busy. He was suprised by the turnout. Looks like kids were under the impression he was usher. So no not wrong button; but campaign meme in the netherlands.

The whole idea of the government is to make coming to the Netherlands and integration as difficult as possible to discourage asylum seekers. So the policy of discouraging has only become harsher since. For example by creating deliberately too little shelter places / beds and asylum seekers have to sleep on the street.

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so depressingly bad. (The integration system and test)

Don’t worry, Dutch government is amazingly adept at dropping balls all over the place… In general it’s pennywise pound foolish but it’s only tax money after all…

We have a government who doesn't give a f*ck about people 😅 welcome to the Netherlands😊😊

you should watch his new stuff 🤣

@amosamwig8394

3 ай бұрын

its not translated in english

@Dutch-linux

3 ай бұрын

@@amosamwig8394 it can be auto translated in youtube to english !!!!!

These questions are ridiculous! Ask about how pur government works, when you have to get your taxes sorted (and where), how you get health insurance (you have to get it here) and some questions about the Dutch language or something!

Dikke Bmw

Please watch our eurovisions entry europapa, i like to see what you reaction is 👋

@HighlyCombustibleReacts

3 ай бұрын

I'll be recording it today! So you can view it later today.

Dutch politics and the translations run by very fast. That's a bit hard for you I guess but you do well 👌In the last question Ali was Ahmed😁😁 The mayor of Rotterdam (Ahmed Aboutaleb) He is sadly leaving as mayor 😢

Paul, if you ever think of living in NL, there are other ways to stay here legal, without doing this idiotic test! Until you're thinking of Dutch citizenship, you can do whatever you want to do with the language.... I did this several times for others too. Let me know, and I am more than willing to help. KCUF the government!

It only becomes more ridiculous. They are anglisising the street signs, the higher education and business, which is hard for people with lower education (little English) and people who have a hard time adapting sudden change for whatever reason, mental health issues for instance. Also refugies have extra problems since they need to leard Dutch AND English at a high level when they some how manage to get to higher educasion and/or positions, while people coming here for work are actively stimulated to come and do not have to learn Dutch at all. It is possible for people to survive only speaking English, but not only speaking Dutch. Basicaly they do both screw the refugies AND large parts, proboubly the majority, of the native populasion. (Not even mentioning that cultural things that they try to de facto ban, like black pete, are fare more popular to poorer people.)

I dont think there is no english option so many people from east europe working in the Netherlands and dont speak dutch

@rosalindeschoonaard19

3 ай бұрын

East European countries do not have English as their native language🤷‍♀️ On sooo many government- information-pages, it's written in many languages, I get your frustration in this, but seriously? Ain't it just ridiculous?!

It never was the plan for newcomers to integrate. In retrospect, we all know this now. Isn’t it Government? 🙂

What's wrong with the integration in Dutch? When immigrants need some social benefits, they don't have any problems with a site in the Dutch language.

Perhaps they make it difficult on purpose ? These days they all have whatsapp....when its difficult they all app home and tell them...."better go to Germany". Problem solved

Why shoukd he react to this? There are better dutch thinks to react to

they should pay for it themselves, they already get alot of money from the government while not having to do anything for it.

@tazzz3323

3 ай бұрын

Dit is gewoon niet waar, je straalt met beide benen in PVV propaganda

@nickbrink7153

3 ай бұрын

@@tazzz3323 dit zijn feiten. Uitkering, woning ( met voorrang ) en dan nog alle toeslagen en kwijtscheldingen. Dit word allemaal al betaald door de werkende nederlander. Geen enkele reden om deze last te verhogen door nog meer cadeautjes weg te geven

@nadiar.4638

3 ай бұрын

Maybe because they cant get a job because they cant speak dutch...

@nickbrink7153

3 ай бұрын

@@nadiar.4638 after 8 years nog even half of the people have a job, while there are plenty of job openings

@nickbrink7153

3 ай бұрын

@@tazzz3323 bericht werd verweiderd dus nogmaals... ze krijgen uitkering,toeslagen en kwijtscheldingen voor niks ... Volgens het cbs werkt de meerderheid van de mensen 8 jaar later nog steeds niet en betaald de belastingbetaler dus jaren lang voor mensen die hier niet eens vandaan komen. Dit zijn de feiten. Ik vind daarbij zelf dat er geen enkele reden om nog meer cadeautjes weg te geven