no one expects the ordo Hispanium

@SweatyRock

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@caretakercat7176

2 жыл бұрын

Ordo Hispanium shall purge every heretic that missapropriates Hispanic culture.. Mario in Sombrero? *Heretic! *

@Basically_Anybody

2 жыл бұрын

@@caretakercat7176 you fool! He IS the Lord Inquisitor of the Ordo Hispanium

@jayaman9142

2 жыл бұрын

No u

@dr.steelworth5775

2 жыл бұрын

@@caretakercat7176 You heretic.

In Space Marine game the Inquisitor did not fall to chaos, he was killed and the body was possessed. The demon inside even taunted the game character that they consider him a traitor, not realizing they were talking to a corpse for so long, even noticing he does not bleed and stuff.

@doomguy9049

2 жыл бұрын

That's a distinction without a difference though, at least as it matters in this context because he still had the unlimited authority of an inquisitor and the ability to cause havoc using it.

@robbybeckmeyer828

2 жыл бұрын

"Inquisitor, you are wounded." "Nah I'm good bro I'm a psyker or somthin idk."

@MonfangHowlett

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomguy9049 No because the Inquisitor had died and his body was used as a suit.

@doomguy9049

2 жыл бұрын

@@MonfangHowlett there was no difference in terms of the damage his possessed carcass was able to cause so it's functionally the same thing though.

@ekhidna4

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomguy9049 What drugs are you on? If you were killed and then some demon used your body as a puppet to do terrible things, then are you to blame for it? The Inquisitor, through the audio logs you can recover, clearly did his best to stop the mistake he caused and even gave his life in an attempt to halt it. He died, though, and his carcass was used as a weapon. The damage caused was done by Chaos. The authority of the Inquisitor's body was just that: authority. He didn't do it willingly. he didn't fall to Chaos. He was no traitor. He was a scientist who bit more than he could chew and in the end Chaos took that chance to spread. In this case, the Inquisitor is only at fault for running his experiments without proper care. Even Neroth, the Chaos Lord, admits to this fact and says that the Inquisitor had been dead long before Titus met him and that it was nothing more than a flesh puppet.

The ultimate irony of this episode is that Shai, being represented by a cherub, is herself "just a little guy."

@toms1313

2 жыл бұрын

Don't taunt her! She's just a little gal

@dechappothenurglitemightbe8715

2 жыл бұрын

Start running, if she reads this she'll come for you in your sleep

@darkpit37

2 жыл бұрын

@@dechappothenurglitemightbe8715 what's she gonna do? *she's just a little guy*

@matthewmatthew981

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Your nuts are forfeit.

@darkpit37

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmatthew981 you have been provided no proof that I have nuts in the first place.

List of cursed events in this episode: 1. HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY 2. Bricky not knowing about Draco's genestealussy fetish 3. The end where shy plays bricky saying "i have a very small p**is" over and over again 4. inquisitor's retinue member who worships khorne description

@heavystalin2419

2 жыл бұрын

Did you have to remind us of the *gussy*

@jm329

2 жыл бұрын

Have you actually read the books? The only time it is mentioned is when they are being attacked by Slaaneshi demons.

@heavystalin2419

2 жыл бұрын

@@jm329 i may be confusing it with the Orgasmashine tho

@adamr6621

2 жыл бұрын

@@heavystalin2419 "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"

@mumflrfumperdink2592

2 жыл бұрын

If Bricky dosen't know about Draco, do you think they might do a book club on the inquisitor books? I would love to see DK suffer with the inane descriptions

Lore: “this group that *messes with time travel* mysteriously disappeared, almost as if they never existed, before appearing again.” Bricky: “Idk, probably has to do with Gulliman organizing the calendars or something”.

@korvincarry3268

2 жыл бұрын

Fr. The biggest most obvious answer is they just time travelled lmao

@griffinbryant5016

2 жыл бұрын

He's talking about how the cicatrix maledictum messed with time across the galaxy. Some places were already destroyed bc, for them, centuries had passed while Terra experienced a few years.

@squakasog995

2 жыл бұрын

That literally makes the most sense tho

@Archon3960

2 жыл бұрын

"Entertainment before accuracy", right? X)

@bubbasbigblast8563

2 жыл бұрын

*Gulliman:* "Scribe, what year is it?" *Scribe:* "..." *Gulliman:* "..you don't know, do you?" *Scribe:* "..define year." *Gulliman:* "Yeah, okay, grab that Data Pad, if we start fixing this now, we might be finished sometime this century..."

I feel bad for Shai trying to rein these two in all the time. It’s such a monumental task, and she’s *just a little guy*

@Myal22

Жыл бұрын

Just a little shy

@techpriest5676

Жыл бұрын

Just a little guy

@thet-bone6628

Жыл бұрын

Just a little guy

@artvandalay4528

Жыл бұрын

Baby man, little baby man

@Marines_Memelevolent

Жыл бұрын

@@artvandalay4528 Ahh hello Mr. Vandalay. Are you an architect or an oceanographer today?

The guy who discovered baby Sanguinius: "Aww, he's just a little guy!"

@henrypaleveda7760

2 жыл бұрын

well it was fun reading this before shy deletes it

@AidzWithAZ

2 жыл бұрын

Other primarchs to Alpharius: “He’s just a little guy!”

@couchcommandoiv5528

Жыл бұрын

@@AidzWithAZ Meanwhile Alpharius watching the other primarchs through a scope while they talk down to Alpharius

31:23 I love how you can hear bricky FIGHTING the urge to not say just a little guy again

DK: "Jaq Draco seems to be a smart observant inquisitor." Actual Draco: "I long for Genestealer ass!"

@MasterCode86

2 жыл бұрын

Brother.

@fluffywolfo3663

2 жыл бұрын

This book is a cold, wet towel wrapped around the midriff of my mind. It drenches us with its lurid texts, the text that is the water dribbling from the frigid towel that is this book, soaking us until one can do naught but become united with one's uncomfort. --wamuudes

@MasterCode86

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffywolfo3663 "WE REQUIRE NO MORE SEWER GOBLINS WRITING ABOUT THEIR ARCANE SEXUAL AFFFLICTIONS" wamuudes

@jm329

2 жыл бұрын

It isn’t. The TTS made that up. It isn’t in the book.

@MasterCode86

2 жыл бұрын

@@jm329 you read the actual book or did you read the reprint? yes. the phrase i long for gene stealer ass is NOT on the books yes and jaq only sleeps with his assassin when she is human, yes. So you are technically correct. But the book is written as magnus put it best "with a sexual tinge" that HAS never been a thing to my knowledge in 40K. All three of them...and Ian Watson also wrote like a metric torn of the weird stories. Orgasmachine was just the peak of his sweat goblin ways

About Cato. He was pretty much the way he is depicted in TTS for a long time, but relatively recently he got some long needed development.

@brandonvang3242

2 жыл бұрын

Via being stuck in the warp for Years.

@user-eh1tv9pj2d

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonvang3242 and having everyone under his command die, leading to him having extreme survivors guilt.

@dimitriosdrossidis9633

2 жыл бұрын

ah Trauma. What a great teacher for charisma

@cindermoth3421

2 жыл бұрын

He has now got Ultra-depression

@floppydisksareop

2 жыл бұрын

@@cindermoth3421 Eventually every smurf shall have ULTRA DEPRESSION!

In the Space marine game, Inquisitor is dead, right after he made the last message, his body is puppeteered by unknown means by the chaos lord, he did not betray

@WingsaberE3

2 жыл бұрын

He WAS trying to invent a warp-based power generator. Kinda dumb. Loyal, but dumb.

@sanahoi3785

2 жыл бұрын

@@WingsaberE3 he just needed few blanks for safety

@Keyfur91

2 жыл бұрын

He tried to invent? Ooooh imagine if someone whispered that little nugget of info to the Mechanicus…

@fcomolineiro7596

2 жыл бұрын

@@Keyfur91 the mechanicus knew, but they saw a lot of skulls glued into the metal frame of it and trough that it was a signal of the omnisiah

@RelativelyBest

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, 96 likes. _Nice._

Bricky: "Its impossible to time travel using the warp" Orikan: "You nee- OWW DAMMIT TRAZYN hold on lemme" Bricky: "Its impossible to time travel using the warp" Orikan: Punches Tryazn "You need the warp?"

True story: I once agreed to a “digital rectal exam” because I thought it was like an X-ray or something electronic with signals and didn’t discover my folly until Doc was knuckle deep halfway to my Machine Spirit…

@ajaxo85

2 жыл бұрын

be thankful it wasnt a Mad-Dok, he probly would have replaced your ass with a chopper or something...

@laughingmask3118

2 жыл бұрын

He's just a little guy

Additional Information: There are a few minor Ordos Bricky left out and three of them have interesting descriptions. Ordo Desolatus: Unknown Purpose, only has one member. Ordo Necros: Purpose Unknown. Ordo Vigilus: Its sole purpose is to watch over Ordo Necros.

@bunniteeth7155

2 жыл бұрын

Those are some funny and weird groups

@DeltaCain13

2 жыл бұрын

Degens.

@ArtificialDragon

2 жыл бұрын

Probably a good thing he left them out then XD

@jasperosterlund6308

2 жыл бұрын

I am not sure if you are serious or not

@ArtificialDragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasperosterlund6308 well as DK mentioned previous episodes before "Why even bother mentioning it if there's no lore?"

I say this with full sincerity, the 100 consecutive godforsaken seconds of "he's just a little guy" at once put me in a serious amount of mental anguish, yet also reminded me what y'all can bring to the table that other 40k lore channels could never In other words, I love you, never do that again Jaq Draco loves the gussy

@johnoneil9188

2 жыл бұрын

He sure does.

@maximsavage

2 жыл бұрын

Boy: "G-gussy" Dorn: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

@laughingmask3118

2 жыл бұрын

Draco's just a little guy. 🤣🤣🤣

@bthsr7113

2 жыл бұрын

@@maximsavage Manclesiarch Desius: MOVE ON!

@khylerbane4523

Жыл бұрын

@bthsr Wammudies: “Moving on…”

The fact that the Vtuber avatar of Shy was on screen during them talking about just being a little guy is the best

I love that we can now see Shy’s disappointment in real time. More silent v-Tuber please

@SonjaTheDork

2 жыл бұрын

I second this!

"Jaque Draco sounds like a reasonable and smart inquisitor" famous last words

@laughingmask3118

2 жыл бұрын

It's not his fault he's just a little guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

An inquisitor has definitely fallen to chaos before. one of them basically caused a civil war between two factions of the blood angels at one point because they'd secretly fallen to Tzeentch.

@thursaz6234

2 жыл бұрын

Inquisitor Ramius Stele (from Deus Encarmine and Deus Sanguinius). You can also count Gholic Ren-Sar Valinov (from Grey Knights) who plotted to bring back a demon prince in the materium. Those two are the first inquisitors I learned about when I started to read 40k novels. Since then I always see them as shady guys borderline chaos at best ^^.

@Archon3960

2 жыл бұрын

Inquisitor Quickseus (it's pronounced like that at least) in the _Eisenhorn_ books also qualify.

@RhantheSlayer

2 жыл бұрын

Screw Stele for what he did to my red bois

This will be the episode were Shy starts seriously considering turning these two into lobotomized servitors.

@Knuspermonster

2 жыл бұрын

local, mute cherrub kills tech priest and inquisitor. arbites say it was the right thing to do since she is just a lil gal...more at 10

Some Inquisitors have unknown relationship with the Blood Ravens.

The Ordo Obseletus part reminds me of fit Guilliman had with a Priest (I think it was in Plague wars) after said Priest tried to cover up a reckless attack by an untrained psyker he ordered as "a vessel for your fathers power" to put it simply Guilliman nearly smashed the priests skull before cooling down and the priest morbidly had fantasies about getting killed by one of the Emperors sons

@doomguy9049

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember any strangulation attempts tbh

@funeralhippy3209

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I double checked, he didn't strangle him, but he did hold up his hand about to smash the dudes skull before he cooled down

@AlphariusMemegon

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the part where Guilliman said he would have the priest shamed and the Custodian (who stayed in the room despite Guilliman ordering everyone to leave) straight up told the priest that he didn't take orders from Guilliman and if the priest ever tried something like that again, he'd kill him.

@travelingspartan2035

7 ай бұрын

Frater Mathieu was the priest's name, I think. He was hired by Guilliman to be his orator because he seemed like the closest thing to a chill, reasonable person the Ecclesiarchy had.

Savant: Sir, I’ve been feeling kinda down lately. Do you have anything I can do? Inquisitor: Idk, count the stars or something. Savant: Don’t mind if I do!

@AGrumpyPanda

2 жыл бұрын

This may be a joke, but Rogue Traders are known to double-check all the visible stars whenever they arrive in a new system just in case there's a star they can see from here that isn't on the star charts.

Looking forward to the "Its just a little guy" merch. Like a Commissar showing an Inquisitor a ratling. Or go the giant route with a Titan calling a dreadnought a little guy.

@henrypaleveda7760

2 жыл бұрын

I think both variants, or a Titain calling castellan knight little guy, who is in tern calling a dreadnought a little guy, who is also calling an inquisitor a little guy, who themselves describe the rattling they are holding as "a little guy"

@stevenknauer6234

2 жыл бұрын

OMG yes please

I need a ten hour loop of bricky and d.k. going on about the little guy. Its not his fault he's just a little guy.

@snepping1885

2 жыл бұрын

I need a 1 hour loop of the end

28:25 I'm timestamping this for myself because that conversation (if it could even be called that) and the editing behind it caught me so off guard that even an eldar harlequin would think I'm weird because of how much I was smiling and laughing at that bit

Just want everyone to know: Eisenhorn in one of stories of Magos book slayed chaos dreadnought with his saber.

@lioneljohnsononvacation2635

2 жыл бұрын

THE TIIIIIME HAS COME TO AN END

@alistairb5839

2 жыл бұрын

Or when he destroyed a Chaos WARLORD TITAN with a stick and deamon host..

@seanrydell112

2 жыл бұрын

He's a bad bad Mary Sue, couldn't get through the second book Ciaphus gets under my skin with his constant "oh no oh jeez I need meat shields" but at least he has actual flaws and makes bad calls some times

@spooch3257

2 жыл бұрын

This sentence is painful to read

@lordfelidae4505

2 жыл бұрын

What.

Eisenhorn was still able to use his rosette/seal after he was declared excommunicate traitoris, just as long as he avoided calling in the actual authorities, which the title character called him out on in Magos. In the Caiaphas Cain books Amberly's rosette is a normally invisible tattoo on her hand she can manually light up when she wants to be recognized as an inquisitor, I think.

" They have Psyber Eagles. " An Inquisitor with an afro and tanned skin running around the Underhive with a servo-skull recording his actions. " You're watching Psybird up, the worst show in the Inquisition. "

It wasn’t enough that Bricky had to butcher some of the English words, he had to go after Spanish too. Beware, French. He is coming.

@12SickOne34

2 жыл бұрын

*mumbles in German* Gott sei Dank klingt unsere Sprache von Natur aus wie aus dem Fleischwolf *angry German giggling*

@Moffles0919

2 жыл бұрын

@@12SickOne34 Keine Sprache ist sicher

@falscher2

2 жыл бұрын

@@Moffles0919 eh, spricht wahrscheinlich besser Deutsch als einige Dialekter

@xaga8794

2 жыл бұрын

French is allready butchered

@Armorion

Жыл бұрын

He hates the French though

Just seeing Shy’s vtuber model pop up while they kept saying “Just a little guy” was hilarious, just gave the appearance of “I want to die”/“Please kill me”. Edit, 28:26

@seanpeacock4290

2 жыл бұрын

And then she put a timer in the corner of the screen so everyone can see how much time they spent with the little guy.

@stevenknauer6234

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally wheezing when I saw her avatar. Then they stopped for like 15 seconds, and started up again and she's just like *Vtuber avatar + fire" 🤣

Gotta love the inquisition: I.C."I'M NOT POSSESSED!!!" I."That you Know of, INTERROGATE this Citizen, we have little time to waste. Now."

@robberyproductions1363

2 жыл бұрын

Is this the Inquisition or the Dark Angels?

@thegloriouswizard5270

2 жыл бұрын

@@robberyproductions1363 eh, both aren't great.

There was a gray knight novel that had an inquisitor that did exactly was DK ask about. He was meant to be killed, but he escaped and used his authority to do all sort of f#@kery

@brandonanderson8516

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I loved that book

To know more about Cato Sicarius and why he's considered that in TTS, I like to refer to what I call "The Damnos incident". Officially called the Fall of Damnos, for which I cannot forgive the Ultramarysues as a Necron enjoyer. There's a short story called "Veil of Darkness" that looks through his eyes as he recovers, preparing for the counter attack, and boi his psyche is full of that text to speech sicarius energy.

@dbayles3677

2 жыл бұрын

To counter that I recommend the knights of macragge to show full blown PTSD riddles Sicarius

@nukclear2741

5 ай бұрын

Here's a fun fact, Sicarius has sworn that he and Farsight would duel again after Farsight's forces used an EMP to disable everyone's powered weapons and suits and the Space Marines were surrounded by the Kroot Auxiliaries under Farsight's command, who were equipped with standard swords. Farsight and Cato had a back and forth in that about honor.

Fun fact: The Inquisition maintains envoys in at least one Eldar Craftworld. I forget which one, but it's either Altaioc or Iyanden. (Might be Ulthwe, but I kind of doubt that.)

@pogsothoth

2 жыл бұрын

Iyanden, even after the Tyranids broke em up

how are you not traumatized after knowing about Inquisitor Draco, the dude had his own episode in TTS, and that alone scared more than half the cast.

@xaga8794

2 жыл бұрын

Gussy...

@l33t9r0u93

2 жыл бұрын

@@xaga8794 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@johnoneil9188

2 жыл бұрын

He grossed out Magnus and that guy literally fell to chaos.

@jackhammerMean

2 жыл бұрын

I YEARN FOR GENESTEALER ASS ~inquisotor Draco

@jm329

2 жыл бұрын

I recently read through the inquisitor book and watched the TTS review, and they made up a lot, including that he was attracted to genestealers.

I like the idea of a bunch of Ordo Maldictum sitting in a meeting trying to brain storm how to close the giant hell portal and one (probably named Terry or Burt) keeps suggesting a giant tube of super glue, a giant staple gun, filling it with sand , or just putting traffic cones around it.

@matthewmatthew981

Жыл бұрын

Needs more likes.

@sparking023

Жыл бұрын

I imagine they would try and pump the eye of terror full of blanks, but those don't come easy enough to be guardsmen expendable

Let us not forget the Oculus Imperia of the Logos Historica Vertia, one of the other historical scribes on Terra itself. *cough get him as a guest for a special in universe episode maybe cough cough*

@depressedgwyndolin

2 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow tenno

Inquisitor came to your planet, looking for traitors. Inquisitor: "Tell me, Jedi, how did you survive Order 66?" Planet Gov: "What?" Inquisitor: "Oops, wrong universe."

@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487

2 жыл бұрын

Watching A fan with to much times star wars Vs 40k. A "good soilder" does "a little trolling" with a ship full of civilians. Anakin allies himself with a VERY important chaos pysker. A space marine librarian divides the Jedi order, Manually.

@stealthy4741

2 жыл бұрын

I too am a person who enjoys his work

@laughingmask3118

2 жыл бұрын

Planet Gov "Can you describe this Ched Eye fellow?" Inquisitor "He's just a little guy."

Also a great example of warp time travel is near the end of The Infinite and the Devine, where a fleet comes to a planet 100 years before they left

@Crazael

2 жыл бұрын

Is that the one where they left because of a distress signal and that they caused when they arrived? Or am I thinking of a completely different incident.

@seanrydell112

2 жыл бұрын

It's alot less confusing when you just think of it as space timezones

@laughingmask3118

2 жыл бұрын

*Divine

Fun fact the novel about Jaq Draco was the first ever book of the 40k universe and is very weird and might not even be canon anymore. Because he somehow infiltrates the Imperial Palace and Big E senses him and freeze time to speak to him and probes his memory to see if he tell the truth. Andddd on top of that manages to escape the Palace without being noticed by any Custodes…

@patsutherland6853

2 жыл бұрын

That's some Alpharius level stealth I might try to find that

@rhemorigher

2 жыл бұрын

He's just that good!

@xaga8794

2 жыл бұрын

With a box. He made the solid snake!

@nuh_uh210

Жыл бұрын

That moment when 40k memes make more sense in the established lore than actuall 40k novels

In the space marine game inquisitor drogan did not fall to chaos. He was killed and meat puppeted to trick the ultramarines

"To prove the power of flex-seal, I've ripped this galaxy in half!" -JonTron & Phil Swift, after ascending to daemonhood.

"You can't time travel. It's all warp fuckery" Necrons: *Mechanical wheezing laughter*

For the time fuckery of the Warp, The First Heretic has a pretty good example, without many spoiler Argel Tal and his buddies go in there and are lost for 7 months, but for Lorgar and everyone else waiting for them was less than 5 seconds.

@joshua41175

2 жыл бұрын

Battlefleet gothic as well

@AAhmou

2 жыл бұрын

Or one of my favourite examples in Black Legion, the Warp Ghosts replenishing their numbers by taking in their past selves.

Ordo Chronos reporting in. 'Ahead of time'. Pun in hand, as per Ordo regulation. Ave Deum Imperator.

I could just FEEL Shy's rage at these two guys saying "just a little guy". You'd think that would be impossible without seeing or hearing her but no, apparently not

Man it's so great to hear that bricky watches always sunny, can't wait for the corvus corax episode where we learn that corax starts his day with fight milk so he can fight like the crow

You guys really should start doing the All Guardsmen Party again. It's all about this very topic.

Passing on a message from the Ordo Malleus - Message reads "Can't touch this" Message ends.

The Inquisition! (Here we go!) The inquisition! (What a show!) We know you're wishing That we'd go away! But the inquisitions here and its here to stayyyy! Look out, Kryptman is back, baby!

@501ststormtrooper9

2 жыл бұрын

We need an entire song of this.

Shy's passive aggression towards these two is just amazing. XD

@rhemorigher

2 жыл бұрын

Shy isn't passive aggressive, Shy is merely impotently aggressive until they get into melee range.

Ordo Chronos is basically the Dwemer from Elder Scrolls except in this case, some of them managed to return.

@Fourtytwo4242

2 жыл бұрын

It honestly highly likely that they just time traveled into the future...like the whole ordo just went hundreds of years and they are NOW finally returning from their trip.

Funny that Shy and Bricky mentions how 40k could have a Mass Effect style game using an Inquisitor since the Spectres from Mass Effect are basically Mass Effect's equivalent of Inquisitors. Also, as for a Mass Effect-like 40k game as a Rogue Trader, it would likely be more like Mass Effect Andromeda instead of the Shepard trilogy.

@theabomb8305

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of reapers it’s tyranids.

@MrFatalisDev

2 жыл бұрын

I want a Rogue Trader 40K RPG so bad...so very very bad. Though as a question if it's Mass Effect like, which xenos would you bang first, out of curiosity? No Inquisitors here nope, nada. ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

@TheLordofMetroids

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrFatalisDev The answer is of course not a Xeno but rather, the Mechanicus. The things they can do with the robot arms...

@chrisbaldwin8570

2 жыл бұрын

What you do is have it be more plot line like Mass Effect 2. You are a Rogue Trader plying the lanes of space in the Imperium when an Inquisitor and their retinue conscript you and your crew into ferrying them around and helping them deal with some sort of horrible problem for the Imperium. Something happens to the Inquisitor and now as the highest ranking Imperial presence on the ship your word is the law, although all the acolytes still with you are no doubt watching and reporting back to the Inquisition. You are forced to take up a cause you didn't even want at the behest of a shadowy conspiracy with near limitless resources.

@jasonyeh3595

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrFatalisDev little do you know the creater of pathfinders video game announced a Rogue Trader game just now

Fun fact: the Warp allowing both FTL and Time Travel is one of the few scientifically accurate things about Warhammer 40k. The reason is complicated, but it has to do with Relativity - the instant you let information propagate outside of a light cone, you have the potential for closed timelike curves - aka, time loops.

When they mentioned Ordo Hyrda I was immediately like "Oh no... that's from Draco." Could have a full episode on the inquisition war book series...and the horny degeneracy that came with it.

@bruuze1258

2 жыл бұрын

We need to save that for a special occasion. Make it Demon Keilbasa Part Two

28:17 This was the dumbest 2 minutes of my life, and I have definitely lost brain cells because of it. 10/10 Podcast of the Year.

That 'Just a little guy' bit started sounding like a Seinfeld George and Jerry sketch. Then it kept going, and going. Good quote to end on too.

Bricky: "Its impossible to time travel using the warp" Grizgutz: Waaaaggghhhh!

I love how i scroll over the "just a little guy" segment and KZread's helpfully notes this section is the "Most replayed" segment of the video 🤣

I play a lot of Tau and have quite a few models for my army and play pretty regularly. I was playing this weekend and I had a squad of fire warriors taking on a squad of grey knights and they were doing their best and finally got into melee and needless to say my single fire warrior was left after the fight and he was JUST A LITTLE GUY. HE TRIED BUT HE WAS JUST A LITTLE GUY.

25:10 in Dark Imperium book guiliman speaks about Sicarius in a way that would suggest he really was this way

An example of an actual traitor inquisitor would be in the first book of Grey Knight's Alaric Triology, with an actual Tzeench worshiping ex-inquisitor that was being hunted down by his peers. The guy was very strong and summoned a very powerful Greater Daemon...... And did a lot of fucked up stuff. Among his fuckery, he also used the Grey Knight secrecy against them and told the defenders of the world they were traitors, thus, the guard, the sisters and a FUCKING ORDINATUS PLATAFORM were used against the Knights.... But Alaric, being a badass, decided to be awesome that day one again, and plunged his wounded strike cruiser to shatter the hive cities lines, and then banished the greater peacook.....After one hell of a fight.

Aww, Shy being upset with Bricky and DK. They're just little guys ...

It's funny how even though we don't ever see or hear Shy, her presence and personality are always felt

@The_JohnnieWalker

2 жыл бұрын

If you think that is funny wait till you discover knock knock jokes

About that Rogue Trader game mentioned near the end ... Yeah, it's going to be a real thing. It was announced just recently : a CRPG in the style and by the makers of the Pathfinder games. I am very excited for that.

Cicatrix Maledictum: exists Ordo Maledictum: I TORE A GREAT RIFT IN THE GALAXY TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEXTA- *bolter fire*

Ah the minor Inquisition factions like the Ordo Chronos who deals with time anomalies, the Ordo Chronos who deals with time anomalies, and the Ordo Chronos who deals with time anomalies.

You don’t fuck with Time by using the Warp. The Warp fucks with You by using Time.

props to Shy for ending the episode with Bricky's little guy in repeat

As soon as I heard "Ordo Hydra" my brain screamed Ian Watson, Sewer Goblin, Extraordinaire.

As a Spanish fan, today's intro had me laughing for a long time. A big hug from Spain, keep up the good work, you are the best moment of my week

So...future book club idea now Draco has been mentioned?

Ordo Maledictum Inquisitor *spits, squints at the fuck-huge space hole dividing the Imperium* "We got our work cut out for us, boys. Let's get figuring this shit out."

Legend has it that the Ordo Maledictum has requisitioned all the flex tape left in the 41st millennium in order to fix that rift

"If you type the wrong number, it's the death of millions" .... time to read "15 Hours" to see how true this is. And see one of the happiest books from 40k ever.

Ordo Theoreticus is the best Ordo of them all no contest.

@falscher2

2 жыл бұрын

are their Inquisitors the Practicabilis?

Adeptus Rediculus: Man I wish there was a rogue trader game, GW and Owlcat: Give it a week

I can feel Shy's pain through the computer

Hey Bricky, good quote from the Witch Hunters Codex on Page 9 that supports the "Innocence Proves Nothing" motto. - Though no complete records describe it, it is believed that the Order of the Martyred Lady, acting at the orders of the Witch Finder Tannenburg of the Ordo Hereticus who descended upon the Saint Garrat Scriptorum, dragging hundreds of Adeptus Terra scribes screaming to the excruciation chambers of the Nemesis Tessera and burning down the scriptorum. The Adepts lodged formal complaints with the very highest authorities on Terra, but were silenced when Inquisitor Tannenburg produced three hundred specimen jars. Each contained the preserved remains of a scribe, his previously hidden mutations uncovered for all to witness. Each stared from it's jar in mute, necrotic terror, his hideous form stark evidence of the horror lurking within the bosom of the Administratum. - Basically the Inquisition is cool with turning you inside out to find the mutations you might not of even known you had because being a mutant is against the law in many places, and especially on Terra of all places.

@henrypaleveda7760

2 жыл бұрын

"Brutal" - Nathan

Is Shy armed with... pillows?

Ordo Sepultura has some really bloody roots

“I’m just a little guy”. Shy is about to declare WAAAGH on these guys.

Shy is going to ban the words “Little” and “Guys” from the discord after this episode

Isn't the Ordo Hydra from a book that's largely discredited and was read in a TTS podcast to talk about how bad it was? The one with an inquisitor who was accompanied by an assassin who could only morph into a genestealer for some odd reason?

@notoffensivenpc8400

2 жыл бұрын

yes. yes it was. don't forget how much draco wanted to fuck the genestealer

@thegloriouswizard5270

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

@johnoneil9188

2 жыл бұрын

I don´t think she could only morph into one but kind of specialized in it.

@notoffensivenpc8400

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnoneil9188 no she can only morph into that. She says it at some point in the book

@jm329

2 жыл бұрын

@@notoffensivenpc8400 There was a short story with the novel where she was implanted by the assassins and could only transform into a genestealer, but then it was removed in the second novel.

Best example of time travel: "Grizgutz is an Ork Warlord who launched a Waaagh! into the Morloq system. Using warp travel, Grizgutz and his Boyz unwittingly travelled back in time and emerged back into the materium shortly before they departed. A noted kleptomaniac, Grizgutz killed his earlier self so he could have his favorite gun as a spare. However, the resulting confusion caused by this turn of events threw Grizgutz's Waaagh! into disarray" Quoted directly from the Lexicanum, if you don't know it's like the 40K wiki but straight to the point.

Little did they know... that there WOULD be a rogue trader game where you form a retinue!

Man, now I kinda wanna make myself some stuffed jalapenos. Also "That's just like asking an ant to turn off the sun!" But he's got HIIIIIIIGH Hopes! He's got, HIIIIIIGH Hopes!

"Jaque Draco sounds like a smart Inquisitor" - Someone beyond the light of the God-Emperor

If you unironically like "Hotshot Lasgun" more than the term "Hellgun", you're just a little guy.

That ending was the best... x)

New book club idea: ‘Draco’ by Ian Watson. And if you know you know why they need to read it. ..Hairy spider tattoo..

Being an Inquisitor might be something I would do besides being a space marine in 40k. Unrestricted freedom and the ability to easily change what I want to do. It's a double edge sword but worth it

@FoxHound-ut1hu

2 жыл бұрын

The two occupations that mean you have to face the worst the galaxy has to offer?

@Ashwulf

2 жыл бұрын

It would kinda be like being a police detective, except you only deal with the absolute worst cases. There's a reason inquisitors go insane so fast.

"Controlled time travel isn't possible" Necron Cryptechs enters the chat. "Am I a joke to you?"

@depressedgwyndolin

2 жыл бұрын

With use of the warp it's impossible cryptechs don't use the warp

I'm absolutely amazed shy actually put up with you to geniuses during the "little guy" part in the episode.

Thank you, Shy, for the time-stamp edits, and for everything you do to make Bricky and DK's nonsense both funnier and stupider.

Imagine thinking Hotshot Lasgun sounds cooler than Hellgun. Signed, a guy younger than Bricky.

@andylan4005

2 жыл бұрын

So are you just a little guy?

@AsuraBoss

2 жыл бұрын

I’m just a little guy...

GAZ would be like: "YU CAN' HIT MY FREN' MAKARI, 'COS HE'Z JUS' A LITL' GIT!"

In the eisenhorn books an Inquisitor fell to chaos and was believed dead for three hundred years but in reality was using his inquisitorial seal to gain access to certain locations to perform a ritual for chaos

The an inqisitor/inquisitors ever gets sent back to before the seige if terra or the heresy itself it'd be interesting to see what they'd do

@deathkorpswatchmaster2414

2 жыл бұрын

The warp do be shenanigany. Time travel has happened plefty of times. My favorite being an ork warboss who killed his past self for another kustom shoota