I’m thinking at least 5 shut ups and 3 shut the F ups

@ralphwiggum6385

Жыл бұрын

I can even imagine what parts they will be...🤫😋

@bigwrig0485

Жыл бұрын

3 aint sh*ts

@justinsuska634

Жыл бұрын

I'll take the over.

@mcoates326

Жыл бұрын

My favorite line he does is "OH he aint $hii"

@tobaobokoomi1693

Жыл бұрын

In the first chapter?

Christoph Waltz is an amazing actor. The way he speaks is so commanding. I loved him in Django and Alita: Battle Angel.

@CrashCraftLabs

5 ай бұрын

for realz, dude def got that stage presence

The opening scene, in my opinion, is the greatest dialog scene in a movie.

@JH-lo9ut

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it is more or less a monologue. Chris Waltz is doing all the talking. It is an intense interaction, and the guy who plays the French farmer is a great face actor. Editing and camera work is also superb My critique is that it is perhaps too scripted. It is a pretty unnatural interaction, very theatrical, and not the fast-paced natural dialogue that Tarantino is known for.

@mm9773

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know, it’s all a little too smug for me. Tarantino is always so pleased with himself, it comes through in every scene. There is of course a place for this kind of moviemaking, I’m glad that he gets to have fun and we all enjoy it, but when he tries to play things straight, it doesn’t really work: I’m never in the story, I’m always aware that I’m watching a Tarantino movie, wondering what other movies he’s referencing in any given scene etc. He wants us to know how clever he is, and it distracts from the story.

@alexanderkantakusiniii8411

Жыл бұрын

Mine is bigger than yours

@melrauko

Жыл бұрын

​@@mm9773 this is why Hans Landa is such a great character, he embodies smugness. If smug is a valid criticism of Tarantino in general I would argue that makes the character better in some ways or more fascinating.

@ATJ-sTAt

Жыл бұрын

Well, I agree. It beats Madonna's big dick, for sure! ;)

LOL! The thumbnail. You already know it's a still of him saying "SHUT the fuck UP!" Gonna be another banger of a reaction! Can't wait!

@heather9857

Жыл бұрын

TRUTH : D

What makes the opening scene even better, that most don't comment on, is that Hans Landa didn't have to do all of that.... he could have just told his crew to shove everyone aside, break everything, and find the family, maybe killing everyone. He decided to go the, kind of "passive aggressive" route, to defeat him in conversation, to exert his strength, to play the game.

@ObjectiveEthics

Жыл бұрын

I do like that Bengals logo fam!

@damianl680

Жыл бұрын

Passive aggressive? 😂

@Cifer77

Жыл бұрын

@@busimagen It's a pattern of indirectly expressing negative feelings instead of openly addressing them. Like the dude said, he speaks so gentlemanly, so casual, but you know there are violent undertones, he's purposefully building tension, there are unspoken risks, there are hidden meanings in his words. He maintains a passive appearance when his intent is most certainly aggressive. Yes, this is passive-aggressive. I'll admit most people think of the other, more snotty-brat version, yes. But it can be more nuanced than that.

@Atkirby

20 күн бұрын

I am the rare few that dislike how long the first scene is.

23:00 "Bru we just got out of slavery what you doin" has me dead

@Venenata

Жыл бұрын

Bro can you do a watch of Django Unchained and Hateful 8 please !! Also please finish hannibal movies you still have to watch hannibal and hannibal rising

the guy talking to magneto is mike meyers , he played austin powers

@jerrisgilbert5256

Жыл бұрын

And Shrek!

@hkiller57

Жыл бұрын

@@jerrisgilbert5256 and Wayne

"Shot him again! Shoot him 2 more times, then tbag him! Can girls tbag? !!Clam smack him!!" 🤣 ahhhhhh, best response ever!

@TheYoneRanga

8 ай бұрын

"Can girls teabag? Clam Smack Em!"

@AngryJT

5 ай бұрын

The clam bam.

@nunyabidness3429

3 ай бұрын

"I got your nose!"

No surprise Christoph waltz won an Oscar for his role as Hans Landa in this

"it's just...hat might have been one of the best scenes i've watched" Yes dude, yes. Everything you noticed is totally on point. And there's lots of other things you didn't notice, the more you watch it the more stuff you find. It's a masterpiece. Rewatch the scene and you'll appreciate even more

This may sound weird, but you enjoy this movie even more when you're German or Austrian. The attention to detail is insane, so is the dialogue. It's a shame Tom Tykwer doesnt get much credit, he translated the German parts. It was also great to see guys like Christoph Waltz, Daniel Brühl and August Diehl (the other SS officer) on the "big stage". Remember, they were nobodies outside of Germany back then.

"Clam smack him!" I just about pissed myself 😂😂😂😂😂

"Oh, he's about to lose his $hit..." 🤣🤣🤣 Til Schweiger (Hugo Stiglitz) is my favorite part of Inglorious Basterds. The scene where he's imagining getting whipped while the officer explains the drinking game is too funny, and he goes out like a G. He doesn't pop up much in American movies, but it always brings a smile to me when he does.

@kuatojones6950

Жыл бұрын

He will always be Heinz Hummer to me

@MeatballCereal

Жыл бұрын

SLC Punk

@donaldjohnson1148

Жыл бұрын

This is also the only time he has ever worn a nazi uniform on film. In his early days of being an actor ha and a couple other German actors made a personal stance to never wear or a play a nazi in film to 1- show his disgust for for the group and their ideals and 2- to not get typecast as simply a german/nazi actor. He said this was the one exception and it was due specifically to Quentin asking him and his character would be a "nazi" hunter not an actual bad guy.

@LordVolkov

Жыл бұрын

@@MeatballCereal I think of Mark whenever I'm trying to get something to sink 🤣🤣🤣

@nathanialvargas5778

5 ай бұрын

Come to think of it, he'd be great in a film of wolfenstein as BJ

And sorry for the double comment, but I adore the way you paused to reflect on the nuance of the performances in the opening scene. The way it is done is terrifyingly *normal*, the way the two character interacted; Landa's smile and sense of ease got bigger and bigger until it was literally swallowing the fkn air in LaPedite's lungs, and the micro expression of Landa's charm dropping juxtaposed to LaPedite's internal implosion of emotion that manifests in just uncontrolled quivering and a single damn tear of defeat and guilt and fear, it's the essence of tension in the cinematic form.

This guy busts out an M.Bison reference 😂😂😂😂 as a 40 year old this was to good brother brought me back to the 90s

that "shut the fuck uppp" face in the thumbnail, love it

Before his role as Hans Landa, Christoph Waltz, an Austrian, had jobs as a stage theater actor in various Austrian and German cities. Later he acted in numerous German television shows. He was making a living, but not the one he aspired to as a young man. He was the last person to audition for the Landa role. If Waltz had not come along, Tarantino has said, he might never have made the film. He was finding out, after many auditions, no one seemed to be able to play the character he had written because of the multiple language fluency required. Waltz's appearance when Tarantino was ready to give up is one of the great miracles of coincidence that sometimes occur in this world.

That opening scene hits me so hard because it reminds me of my grandfather telling me tales of the war. He fled forced factory labor in Germany and hid underneath the floorboards of his fathers (my great-grandfathers) house. He told me how he heard the Nazis ask his father " Well if you are not hiding him beneath this floorboard you would not mind us shooting though it "To which my great-grandfather said. "No, It would change nothing in your day, mission, it would only give me the added labor of having to fix my home". Knowing full wel his son was right there, able to hear him.

@lucassmith1886

Жыл бұрын

Wow, what an amazing story! I'm glad he was able to survive to tell the story

Back in the day film had nitrites in it and was highly flammable. In fact it could spontaneity combust just sitting on the shelves for years.

@JH-lo9ut

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, film was incredibly dangerous. Old movie theatres had the projector room built as a fire cell. If the film caught fire, the room would be sealed off with heavy steel doors to contain the fire. The machinist would be incinerated. The film could very easily catch fire if there was a mechanical failure of the projector, where the reel stopped, but the light source wasn't turned off instantly. The film could only be exposed to the heat of the light for a second before bursting into flame. Much of the film stock from the early years of cinema have been destroyed, either from entire archives burning down, or it has been deliberately destroyed to prevent accidents.

The German that you said gave you the creeps, like Hannibal, in the beginning is also dude that played the dentist in Django. That's wild to me, his range of acting!❤ Awesome reaction!!

Landa's laugh in the scene where he meets Von Hammersmark kills me. You can tell he was trying to anticipate what lie Hammersmark was going to give him. The one she gave was such a whopper he probably thought it was hilarious. 🤣

In the finale, when Aldo and the two other Basterds are pretending to be Italian, Quentin Tarantino originally intended for them to pretend well enough and get by with their facade. But at the table read for the movie with the full cast, Brad Pitt just ended up doing that ridiculous accent as a joke, which made everyone laugh. But then Tarantino couldn’t un-hear it, and it ended up being in the movie. He talks about it on this great interview on the DVD.

42:10.... "Clam smack him!"..... oh shit 😳 I laughed so hard! Epic review as always.... BTW that nasty cut you took on your arm (sounds like your lucky its still attached) must give you PTSD every time you drive by a billboard LOL 😅😅😅 LOVE ❤ your reactions bro.

“Cabaret” starring Liza Minnelli is set in 1930’s Berlin just at the rise of the Nazi party opposite the Weimar Republic It’s an amazing movie

43:15 Old film was made with Cellulose Nitrate it's so flammable it was almost explosive so it catching fire that fast was actually accurate.

Don't forget none of the soldiers knew that Shoshanna and her dude were going to bar the doors and burn the theater down.

"hey, it's Magneto!" 😂 Best reaction ever!

Hans gave a master class on interview and interrogation.

I can’t hear “poker face” Without seeing Eric Cartman signing it with Guitar Hero backing 🤣

I related so hard to your struggle to identify Mike Myers - a master of disguise while still somehow looking and acting like himself

Nominated for 8 Oscars including Best Picture but won for Best Supporting Actor Christoph Waltz.

😂😂 “Clam smack him!!” Ahhhhh!! Oh, I’m dying! I’m literally gasping for air. 😂😂

You did not just tell her to clam smack him! 🤣🤣 I'm fking DYING!

Christoph Waltz is extraordinary. I can't take my eyes off of him in any movie he's in. Just amazing.

there's not enough credit in the world that can be given to this Bar scene, the brilliance in screen writing is just phenomenal, i mean to us all germans sound the same but the fact that this scene showed us that they have accents and could be identified by their accents was just eye opening and even the hand gestures that gave that British officer away and the tension and the climax was just peak Tarantino, this is hands down his best movie and one of the best movies ever made period

Jackie Brown is an underrated Tarantino movie. Def a must for the channel

😂 "spinning teabag on his head" damn I couldn't help but start laughing.

This movie is just overflowing with ridiculously tense scenes. For having very little actual "action" it's amazing just how effectively it keeps you on the edge of your seat. Hans Landa is probably Tarantino's greatest creation, and the man has a long history of inventing great characters.

35:00 Murder Whistle: "Why are you there?" Me: "He is the projectionist. It's a good trade for them."

That's been on my Top 10 movies since the day I saw it - probably will never leave that list! What an amazing movie! In soooo many ways! Acting, cinematography, story, languages, editing.

Christoph Waltz is a damn genius. I am so terrified of Hans Landa in this film but Christoph is just a regular dude and it’s so strange to know he can pull Hans Landa out of him from somewhere. Also all Tarantino movies are bloodbaths, it’s like his signature thing - that and foot shots lol

i love how Aldo Rain is wearing the 1st special service force emblem the red arrowhead. a combined canadian/u.s special forces unit that was probably the most feared by the nazis never failed to achieve an objective theres a good old movie called the devils brigade based on the first mission and training

J should be happy to know that his first "Ooow, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" startled the piss out of me. Great reaction!

Not sure if anyone mentioned it yet but... Operation Keno takes place in a movie theater and Kino is the German word for movie theater.

Whether or not Hans Landa knows who she is when they're eating the strudel is the ultimate question. Either way is totally in his nature and it's a masterful demonstration of what a chilling SOB he is.

@tightyellowshorts

Жыл бұрын

I've heard that cream on strudel isn't Kosher, so he was intentionally presenting her with a meal she shouldn't have been able to eat. He knew.

@lukeedwards2601

Жыл бұрын

​@tightyellowshorts fun fact There was a huge milk shortage in WW2 so to suffice pork fat was used. Hans knew 😆

when Landa pulls out that absolute phallus of a pipe... hilarious

This opening scene is one of the best scenes in cinema history! It gives The Godfather a run for its money! Just amazing.

"So, this is how we starting the movie?" -JL Yes, this is how we starting this shindig. Not even ten minutes in an I'm already grinning and chuckling to myself. This is gonna be a banger!

“Oh word? Want me to lock the door? Shoot him two more times n teabag him” 😂😂 this dude so fuckin funny

That's a bingo!

28:10 in German culture it's normal to start counting from the thumb. So for "three beer" he would've raised his thumb, index finger and middle finger. He raised his index finger, middle finger and ring finger, which is an anglo thing. So it gave him away as a spy.

Hope you are having an great and awesome day ❤

@EOMReacts

Жыл бұрын

Same to you!

"Hitler do not have time to be watchin' movies." Quote of the year right there, fucking hilarious!

As always, my favorite reactor! Special shoutout to your edit person. For keeping the screen ‘normal’ and not blurring it or volleying between making it larger and smaller (it’s an irritating thing some other reactors do. A bit disorienting). Don’t know if you’ve seen ‘Jojo Rabbit’ (it’s fairly recent), set during WWII, as well. Excellent movie! Definitely one to add to the list, if you’ve yet to see it. Hugs to the copilots!

@Ariarosesmommy

Жыл бұрын

JoJo Rabbit is freaking amazing. I love that movie for its theme and message.

@EOMReacts

Жыл бұрын

Much appreciated! JoJo Rabbit is on the patreon as an exclusive at the moment. But it’ll def be on YT eventually.

Fantastic reaction J Man 🙌! I took my pop's to watch this show at the cinema on its initial release and he loved it! The tension build-up was just nail-biting. The man playing General Fenech is none other than Mike Myers aka Austin Powers 😁.

Double tap AND a spinning teabag 😂

I saw this movie in the theater opening night. After his first seen I knew Christoph Waltz I KNEW I had just witnessed a legendary performance. We all did.

You kept me chuckling through this whole reaction!! But that " hey there's a lot of balls involved in this thing" just threw me over the edge 🤣😂🤣😂 😂 and damnit you had to follow with " that's worse than putting a finger in the butthole of a girl you just met" You are killing me here brother.

Christoph Waltz is very talented. If I may make a suggestion water for elephants is one of his best roles imo.

10:28 - I always assumed his gun misfired or he was outta ammo. Thought I heard the hammer click.

"Deathproof" (2007) has to be seen at least once. It's a slow burn, but that just makes the "Shut the F%ck Up's" all the better when the sh!t starts goin' down.

Oh my. This is a rough one. And I'm here for it.

Great reaction! Know it's going to be extra special when there's a long film pause.

An outstanding movie that I never get tired of.

Great reaction like always!! and you need to see Django and Jackie Brown...great Tarantino movies

@kevinsmith4429

Жыл бұрын

Double yes to both! Madrid? I hear they don't dinner until midnigh!

@juanpablocarri6875

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinsmith4429 hahaha I couldn't tell you, I'm in Santa Cruz Bolivia, the weather is hot as hell here and the nightlife is quite good, we eat dinner late and party until the next day or days

@kevinsmith4429

Жыл бұрын

@@juanpablocarri6875 Juan,you're killin me here. Sounds great,if I weren't so old & beat up ( did most of my partying in San Francisco from 1970 through'92.) I'd invite myself down. I've ALWAYS had one foot over the line.

"Shut the fuck up its magneto" made me spit my coffee out 😭😭😭

great movie! ..the best moment was at the beginning, when you had to stop the movie to comment on that intro. Exactly the same feeling I had when I saw the movie. excellent scene, excellent actors and actresses

22:48 That “we just got out of slavery” bit was hilarious

That's Michael John Myers OC (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer he played the title roles in the Wayne's World (1992-1993), Austin Powers (1997-2002), and Shrek (2001-2010) franchises, the latter of which is the second highest-grossing animated film franchise. Peace out.

@JLB You never disappoint, the reaction of the theater scene and the ending was amazing fun. Thank you the EOM staff and your amazing patron's. Best Wishes for a good week

Landa knows who Shoshanna is. He ordered her milk and he wouldn’t allow her to eat the pastry without whipped cream. Whipped cream isn’t kosher.

@donpietruk1517

Жыл бұрын

Whipped cream itself is if made from heavy cream. In WW2 due to dairy rationing across Nazi occupied areas they made it with pork fat, which definitely is not Kosher.

Slavery didn't *just* end. France abolished slavery in 1848. In 1793 France had it's first black person in parliament.

This is in my top 5 films ever…I’m so glad you love it . The acting is just phenomenal. Made Christoph Waltz become my favourite actor. Love the reactions ❤

@owlhouse53

Жыл бұрын

Waltz was amazing in this. I hated his character SO MUCH!!

When Landa and Shoshana are in the restaurant, he uses the lard to try to throw her off. Lard comes from pigs and Jews can’t eat pork. He’s an evil genius.

"We are about to scrape the plate ". Excellent

You’re not lying!! (Regarding that first scene). One of the best scenes ever filmed

My favorite QT movie!!!! 👀 LFGGGG🎉

"CLAM SMACK 'EM!!" I low-key hate you for making me laugh that hard. It actually hurt.😂😢

@J_EOMReacts

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 my bad

The birthday and underwear joke was funny. He would have given that up, along with peanut allergies, and school records.

Great Job as usual! Your reactions are definetly the best!

Once upon a time in Hollywood is another need to watch Tarantino flick

Not done with Tarantino yet, Django would be a great next one.

The acetate film they used back then was so flammable the projection booth had to be fireproof. That's why there was such a heavy door to the booth.

22:59 "Bruh we just got out of slavery. What are you doing?" 😂😂 Sent me.

I haven't seen anyone mentioning this in the comments but the background of Brad Pitt's character is that he survived a lynching which is why he has that big scar on his neck.

31:03 "we finally got feet" LOL

As somebody who lived on the other side of the county line to maynardville, tennessee, pitt really nailed the union county personality. lotta moonshine ran through those hills.

"Bro, we just got out of slavery. What are you doing?" hahahahahahahaha

This is one of my fave films of all time i was so happy when i saw this upload glad you enjoyed it mate its amazing

my friend said she liked action movies so i showed her this. she said, "that wasn't action. that was a fucking horror film."

Landa isn't supposed to know that is Shoshanna. The milk and cream is more of a mindf***k for her. There are many real figures in this re-imagining as well. I think you would find the history interesting!

Hitler was very fond of watching movies, especially Disney movies. There's a famous picture of Hitler with his chief architect Albert Speer standing on a palace looking at the Eiffel tower after Paris was captured as was Hitler's long-time dream. According to Speer, Hitler stood there for quite a while just staring at the Eiffel and whistling "When you wish upon a star" from "Pinocchio". Hitler himself had done a watercolor painting of Pinocchio along with some of Snow White's seven dwarfs. "𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝑵𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑨𝒔 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒅𝒐"

“Clam smack him!” Make t-shirts and send me one.

He asserted his dominance with that pipe.

J said, oh i gotta pee now. I'm dead. lol

42:44 Murder Whistle: "Where you buy that at? I want two of them!" Me: Easy now, Nail Gun Wolverine with the Power-Glove.

hitler was a movie aficionado and held night long movie marathons in his private cinema lol

Live chat was fun as always...had to come back for another viewing!

Fun Tarantino Lore Fact: "The Bear Jew" Donny Donowitz is the father of Lee Donowitz, the cocaine buy producer from True Romance.

I think my favorite scene is when Landa starts speaking perfect italian to them. They all have this amazing look of "oh.. damn.."