"My million of followers say I am not in the public eye" 🤣🤣

@willer3399

13 күн бұрын

I’m sure the irony of that statement wasn’t noticed.

@sabregunner1

12 күн бұрын

yeah it does seem that this person got criticized for something they did and said, and did do publically and is mad about it and is now suing the person who provided the criticism. courty is saying, oh honey, no you cant do that. TLDR is mad about fair use laws and sues them

@katielau

12 күн бұрын

My undergrad had a population of around 32,000 students across all grades. Imagine saying you have every single person at decently sized university watching your content and saying you're not in the public eye. And then, imagine 30 other similar-sized university campuses and every single student there also watching. Bffr.

@jeffprice6421

12 күн бұрын

@@willer3399 literally her own filings from the start, show that her claim is invalid... How, pray tell, did either Janet or Benji pass the bar with logical skills this poor? Or is the bar exam really more about memorizing caselaw????

Not just mockery. Vicious mockery, Janet, Lauren, and Benji take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on their next argument

@llareia

9 күн бұрын

Unfortunately disadvantage only applies once, and they already seem to have disadvantage on their arguments, though I can't decide whether it's due to the facts against them or the ineptitude of their counsel.

@theChaosAlchemist

8 күн бұрын

* Astarion Approves *

I think Benji was trying to help someone he thought was friend & now seriously wishes he hadn't. I have a sneaking suspicion he was mislead by his "friend"

@catela5552

12 күн бұрын

Having in mind Benji quickly took down/adjusted claims of his "awesomeness" and his alleged clients from his own website after Runkle pointed out they were inappropriate and legaly sensitive to be on a lawyer's resume. I think Benji and Janette are more likely a case of "takes one to find one"...

Brains v Brauns

@PiaPancakes

6 күн бұрын

Oooooh! 😎

1:10:20 But I think the biggest reason she questioned whether Janet was actually Lauren's lawyer was because the cease and desist letter was so poorly and unprofessionally written that it didn't seem like it came from an actual lawyer at all. When it first broke, I literally commented "there is no way a real lawyer wrote that." I was _stunned_ when I learned I was wrong.

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

Yes!

@grayaj23

12 күн бұрын

It reminded me of the famous response letter the Cleveland Browns legal team once sent to an idiot lawyer. "I feel you should be made aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters."

@Crazypenmonkeyme

10 күн бұрын

No 😅 21:32 in😅😅

Janet's interpretation of the phrase "false copyright claim" differs from most people's in parsing rather than substance. She reads it as "false-copyright claim" while normal people read it as "false copyright-claim"

yesss a Janet update in the middle of the KR pandemonium is just what we need. Some comedic relief with Jan Jan!!!

@crybabyitis

14 күн бұрын

Jan Jan 😂😂😂😂

@noodlesmom01

13 күн бұрын

Yes! 😂 much needed

@nhokonhokopuala

12 күн бұрын

Just reading that dude name gives me nausea

@FlareStorms

12 күн бұрын

kr?

@tomd9132

10 күн бұрын

@@FlareStormsKaren Reid. Or it might be Reed. She’s the one in Mass who is charged with k*lling her BF.

"Things shouldn't happen in Illinois" end of sentence - Brought to you by a person happily living in Illinois, where things shouldn't happen

@Julia-543

12 күн бұрын

Hi fellow person living in Illinois! My line throughout has been Janet is an embarrassment to Illinois, and you and I both know thats saying something

NEVER apologise for an extro long Janet episode.

@ros8986

13 күн бұрын

Or, IMNHO, any Runkle video.

@ladyflappington

11 күн бұрын

I love the level of detail he usually gives, long videos yes please!

@kittyninja9571

10 күн бұрын

Yep don't mind at all how long Janet Jeanette videos are they're hilarious and we probably learn more than Janet and Benji combined along the way.

I literally fist pumped in joy when I saw how long the video was. I will watch a video about how stupid Janet and Benji are to any length.

"When the enemy is making a false movement we must take good care not to interrupt him.” - Napoleon Bonaparte during the Battle of Austerlitz, 1805

All because KC didn't want LTM's protected speech being mistaken for KC's protected speech

"Long on pages and short on substance" @ 4:21 I love that!

@sanctuary_polaris

14 күн бұрын

I laughed way too hard at that honestly, desperately needed that laugh

@victoria139

13 күн бұрын

In Benji’s defense he might be getting paid by the word in which case I say get that bread

@kathyflorcruz552

9 күн бұрын

I think of all lawsuits that way.

1:20:31 "yeah, he's apparently mentioned me in court." Runkle is out here with multiple houses, seeing as he is living rent free in Benji's head.

Janet's class would have to be Cleric Lawyer. She seems to count on faith for facts. "the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen"

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

Lawful evil.

@IOJFJM

13 күн бұрын

@@justkiddin84it souns more chaotic evil to me 🤪

@nicolewolfcry7408

13 күн бұрын

@@justkiddin84 lawful evil requires her to follow some form of logic based on the laws they follow... i fail to see her logic or any framework of law she is following. Sooo chaotic fits better lol

@LordHonkInc

13 күн бұрын

Trickery domain Cleric maybe? I mean, it's definitely not Knowledge xD

@justkiddin84

12 күн бұрын

@@nicolewolfcry7408 hm, good point!

I hope you get to do your pro-bono law the way you want some day. I think you can make a real difference. So many people are in need because of BS lawsuits and injustices like this.

@JulStar13

13 күн бұрын

We need more people like this in the world.

@bizzzzzzle

6 күн бұрын

There really aren’t as many bs ones as you think. Most are people that do t pay rent or break a contract, and are deserving of any punishment

@jmr

6 күн бұрын

@@bizzzzzzle You must live somewhere very special. Bless your heart. ♥️

When the Court says "asserting....is nonsensical" it is not a good thing.

I adore the fact Terry Pratchett gets brought up on so many youtube channels due to his word artistry. And I'm with you on that, Flavorful foot notes are awesome.

If Benjy drops a superchat - can that count as a billable item to the client?

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

Oooh, good point! 😂

@belemnona

13 күн бұрын

I would bill it if I realised what I was brought into 😂

@Khahtt13

13 күн бұрын

If it is billable, what would the line item be? Research? Proofreading tutorial? Educational assistance?

@CynnamonSpyder

13 күн бұрын

@@Khahtt13 Sanity check as he failed the roll for initiative

@davidpriestley1650

12 күн бұрын

@@Khahtt13 "pre-lawyer lawyering 101"

This series is my favorite thing to listen to while crocheting, please never apologies for the long videos - I will watch it ALL

@savannamm

13 күн бұрын

Lmao I'm going through the karen read series while I crochet 😂

@Julia-543

12 күн бұрын

@@savannammI was flipping through channels with Karen Read on live the other day, and one of them pulled up a chat where somebody was calling a meeting of the Rage Crochet club 😂

@jamiecoull7081

5 күн бұрын

I'm over here painting Ikea furniture and knitting in between coats 😊 I love long vids for this kind of thing.

"When brains are too expensive, get Braun - Braun IP Law, LLC." Janet: feel free to use this as a Service Mark. No charge.

There was for example a situation where many KZreadrs who made videos on a certain videogame got copyright strikes by the games publisher. In some cases this would have resulted in people losing their KZread account as they got multiple strikes at once. The internet got incredibly mad at that big company. Later it turned out that this wasn't them at all, it was a player with a grudge that impersonated them. Things like this happen and being wrongly accused of making false copyright strikes can harm your reputation and possibly result in an attack by an angry internet mob. So someone making sure that they don't accuse the wrong person should be a good thing and in your clients best interest, not something you sue over.

Upon information and belief, 'millions' is a larger number than 13,000. Perhaps Witkop will request judicial notice of that, so Janet can't claim it's a fact under dispute.

@ErinToblerJohnsen

14 күн бұрын

Runkle should copyright, trademark, and sell merch with "upon information and belief"

@transsnack

13 күн бұрын

​@@ErinToblerJohnsen I'd buy a "upon information and belief" hoody!

@jamie5227

13 күн бұрын

Not the "upon information and belief" 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@mhfuzzball

13 күн бұрын

@@jamie5227 At least it wasn't the "what if any."

Do they not get to mention the crazy af cease and desist that Janet and Lauren sent Kitty?

@MinkxiTes

13 күн бұрын

It could be they don't since these are replies to what the plaintiffs wrote prior aka debunking. Hopefully they brought it up somewhere else together with the fake wellness check.

@rosehirstius

13 күн бұрын

I'd say no, it's outside of Janet's initial complaint.

@gratuitousumlaut1944

13 күн бұрын

They could potentially bring it up as supporting evidence of their claims, but it's not really needed here.

Love the Terry Pratchett shoutout ❤

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

GNU!

@Lurksmore

13 күн бұрын

Roommate has just binge read 3 Pratchett stories.

Am I the only one who gets Rocky Horror vibes every time Runkle says “Janet.” It makes me smile every time. Xxx

@Khahtt13

13 күн бұрын

No, no you aren’t and I love that someone else has mentioned it 😺

@kittyninja9571

10 күн бұрын

Me too cracks me up every time

@CH1M4R4

6 күн бұрын

Damn it Janet And now the connection is made it's going to live in my head for ev er

@Kitiarax2000

6 күн бұрын

@@CH1M4R4 That’s exactly what I had in my head. 💜🖤💜. X

@Kitiarax2000

4 күн бұрын

@@CH1M4R4 🤣🤣🤣💜🖤💜

Janet & Laurens end game doesn't look good. I don't see the upside. Their reputations are shot.

Has the judge addressed the discovery issue they will face when it comes to their communications no longer being protected??

@shewearsfunnyhat

14 күн бұрын

I hope that Janet and Lauren loose all attorney client privilege. That would be a fitting consequence for this lawsuit.

Okay, before I even watch. I saw the video on my feed and I literally shouted out "Oh! Uncle Runkle has something!" I then froze realizing what I said. Welp! You are Uncle Runkle to me now! lol

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

😂😂

@rebelks88

13 күн бұрын

I doubt he minds 😂😂😂

@belemnona

13 күн бұрын

I prefer elf but used unckleRunkle too 😂

Chocolate Salmon is my new favorite phrase.

@anniealexander9911

13 күн бұрын

Waiting for the merch drop

The thumbnails for these updates. 👌👌👌 🤣

I don't know how I missed this.😳 In my defense I have been watching the dumpster fire that is the Karen Read trial. Its totally unhinged and I can't look away. 😂😂

Bit of humor: if you've seen the Michael Keaton "BATMAN" movie, Joker's right hand man was Bob the Goon. Bob is really into crime. LOL

I can't believe this is still going!

I looked up the The Amaretto Ranch case. It’s actually a really boring copyright dispute regarding some digital pet files in Second Life.

Runkle, you need to start billing Benji for all the “legal advice” you’ve provided to him so far via videos. We might have to crowdsource his tab at this point😂

A very welcome intersession to the KR trial. Very interested in the KR trial, but a little burnt out on the bs and quite happy to see other pigeon business updates.

@SewFloSewing

14 күн бұрын

The burn out really hit me last week and that’s being able to stop, fast forward or just watch a recap by the awesome Runkle. I can’t imagine how the jury is feeling.

@jmr

14 күн бұрын

@@SewFloSewing Plus the big slap in the face to the jury getting paid basically nothing and most likely loosing money every day.

@The_Modeling_Underdog

14 күн бұрын

Troopah Paul drained me off of what if any last bits of humanity and stuff I had left in me, to be fair. Today was a welcome break from CW's lunacy, and listening to real, competent and agreeable experts was a change for good, at last.

@ebouwman034

13 күн бұрын

​@@SewFloSewingHoly... is this actually a jury trial? I cant see a jury taking kindly to any of this BS.

@genericname8727

13 күн бұрын

@@ebouwman034 I believe they’re referring to a separate case than the one covered in this video, which is a long way off from a trial if it should even make it that far.

The amount of shade in some of these responses is making my month

The copyright/dmca thing, I think she was thinking of that guy who pretended he owned the copyright for a bunch of unmonetized songs and received money from KZread fraudulently. He received $23 million in royalties, but it was more than him just claiming he owned the audio; he forged letters claiming he was the copyright owner. It was beyond just falsely claiming ownership.

It always cracks me up when KZreadrs apologize for long videos... Are you kidding?!? I love long juicy videos keeping me company while I do other things... Thanks for the free entertainment!

Apologizing for doing extra work is about as Canadian as it gets. ;) Lol, thanks for the long ones though, fr. Helps eat through my time at work. 👍

'a very merry sense of regret' would be both an incredibly clever ugly holiday sweater, but also a funny tattoo lollo

You're right about ostriches. The lies must cease! 😂

@anniealexander9911

13 күн бұрын

I think ostriches are angry enough to handle this Scary

Dear Elf - we LOVE hearing you fillet lawsuits. Please don't worry about how long it goes on. We can always come back later or skip forward to other items.

Math major here can confirm your math was accurate. 😂

@Julia-543

12 күн бұрын

Are you following the Karen Read trial? If not, if you want to torture your brain, I highly recommend Ian’s recaps from Saturday and Monday, where a key witness who should understand some mathematical or physics concepts, just doesn’t

@AbbeyHNormal

12 күн бұрын

@@Julia-543 I am and it’s driving me insane. I fully admit that science isn’t my thing, but common sense tells me that what they’re saying doesn’t add up. The display of true experts on Tuesday have me excited for the days ahead though to maybe make some sense out of all of this.

I have laughed out loud so nany times throughout this! One thing about Janet: she never fails to amyse me. 😂

Outside of the girlie’s themselves, you’re literally the ONLY account I watch for updates and trust them with that!!! Can’t wait to get into this video! Thanks for all you do !!!!

@matityahubermanfalk3127

13 күн бұрын

The Mad Catster is also good, but you kinda need to watch Runkle first because TMC seems to base his content on Runkle's videos and often touches on different points, while not going into everything Runkle does.

@Naedlus

13 күн бұрын

@@matityahubermanfalk3127 The moment "Deets and reciepts" were mentioned, Mad Catster immediately jumped to mind, and I started to ask myself "Just how out of touch am I that the frequency illusion for that phrase is just hitting me _now_"

19:54 "A special little place in my shriveled, little heart" 😂😂 ME too, Runkle, Me too!!!

But was Janet meeting with her team at a high-top bar in the middle of a snowstorm? We need to know!

@belemnona

13 күн бұрын

Witnesses say so but she didn't have her GPS on so...

@evespbj

13 күн бұрын

Are you sure it was snowing?

I cackle at your janet thumbnails every single time 😂

"Hi, Benji!" I was on the floor

The way I ran to this update

@ebouwman034

14 күн бұрын

I'm way too excited for this

maybe Janet is an Oathbreaker Paladin attorney?

@beansquee2383

13 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Perfect timing, I didn't know what to do with myself this afternoon 😂

@greenbeagle13

14 күн бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@SewFloSewing

14 күн бұрын

Sameee 😂

The way my mouth dropped open when you read the part about the pool fence!! What a jab at Lauren!!!

A pair of attorneys willfully & repeatedly misconstruing a hypothetical statement ("if you were not retained to represent Propson...") as an assertion is palpably incompetent ... in the most generous possible interpretation.

I remember being concerned that your initial commentary could benefit Benji and Janet by helping them cure the glaring defects in their complaint. I now see that they are either unaware of this channel - unlikely, considering Janet's purported specialty - or incapable of learning.

I'll be honest, the Janet and Illuminaughti cases are starting to get jumbled in my head because it's the same tone in both court docs.

@owlbyovrprepared1128

13 күн бұрын

Unhinged and desperate? I need to know where illuminaughtii found her lawyer.

@anniealexander9911

13 күн бұрын

Except iilluminaughtii's judge deemed she was not a public figure for the issues of that case. Judge thinks it is based on private life squabbles. Unfortunately Oz got a judge who doesn't really understand what this you tubes thing is that all the young 'uns are watching. The judge us still watching LA Law reruns

@LithiumJay

13 күн бұрын

@@anniealexander9911 Yeah, the latest turn in that case is disappointing for all of the defendants - hoping it goes better for the ones here.

Bob Bobson sounds like he might be a friend of Janet's.

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

He’s just some dopey dude.😂 Sooo, yep!

@thesussexbunion

13 күн бұрын

I expect her to hire Bob Loblaw next.

I think the vast majority of us are fine with, and even welcome, long videos on topics we're interested in. No need to apologize, we're tuning in for your opinions and explanations and those take time to deliver. 🙂

“You’ve got a right to be mean” 😂

“which dnd class is janet” none the dm booted her for trying to godmode

@lobdubs

13 күн бұрын

Janet is an attempted DM PC

@TeaLoverlne

11 күн бұрын

Accurate 😂🤣😂

Ostriches will put their head down close to the ground as a way to silhouette potential predators against the sky that they couldn't see while standing straight. This behaviour was misinterpreted as then putting their head in the ground when scared.

Oh this is JUICY! I’ll admit: I DEFINITELY saw Janet getting…ahem…criticised in the courts. Oh GOODY Obviously in my opinion, just my view point etc etc

Im loving runkles imaginary jobs.... last night kitten kickers and today puppy kickers. 😅

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

I think Kitty kicker fit better here, tho😂

@wyldrayne5501

11 күн бұрын

​@justkiddin84 attempted kitty kicker 😂😂😂😂

"You don't put the chocolate with the salmon." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m living for the ”chocolate-salmon problem”, I’m going to use it as often as I possibly can 😂

Yes, we are as weird as you are, and we are here for the ride.

I love that this steam is 2 hours. Thanks for doing long form!

'things so obvious that they can not possibly be argued..' - hah! allow me to introduce you to a Trooper and his ideas of physics lol

@Khahtt13

13 күн бұрын

😹😹😹 “and stuff”.

@rickybuhl3176

13 күн бұрын

@@Khahtt13 Makes me think of Fallout New Vegas and Mr. Fantastic - 'they asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics - I said I had a theoretical degree in physics - they said welcome aboard..'

I also gave up after the first season of Survivor. My mom said she'd puke if she heard "alliance" again 😂😂

"We have a chocolate salmon problem" 🤣🤣🤣

Love the Terry Pratchett foot notes 😂😂

Love how I wouldn’t have found your channel if it weren’t for Janet and the girlies 😂 & finding out you’re from Edmonton was a trip! I’m from Calgary hahah. Love your channel! ♡

The thumbnail image is PRICELESS

On behalf of Runkle's heart I would like to assert it is not shrivelled due to his acknowledgement of pigeons and their business during his livestreams. The age-old saying goes, "He who regardeth and respecteth the mighty pigeon, their doings and their business, be not of heart so shrivelled but of heart most wholesome."

Truthfully Runkle i stopped caring about this case i just like the way you explain the case, thanks for keeping up with it.

Tired Runkle rules. This was hilarious 🤣 as well as informative. Keep it up Runkle. Xxx💜💜

It is hard to express how much I enjoy your videos. You are very good at educating lay people in the laws of various jurisdictions, the meaning of legal arguments and other judicial issues. I am proud that we have a lawyer like you keeping an eye on justice systems for us.

You explain everything clearly and are quite enjoyable to watch. I love getting notifications when you have a new video uploaded. Thanks

The girlies lawyer might not be watching you, but Runkle, you got a call out on DWKT in a recent episode. A legal topic came up and they were like "We need Runkle!"

Benjy appears to be following the advice of Rumpole of the Bailey -"when the law is against you argue the facts, when the facts are against you argue the law, when the law and the facts are against you give the opposing counselling hell." Only he is unable to do so...

I feel like you should probably scare-quote the word lawyer for Braun, too. Is something wrong with me that I would be much more likely to recognize Ian in my grocery store then Mr Beast?

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

Nope! The Beast would not be noticed by me, either, but I would buy Ian a good beer immediately!

@nathanglasser6845

13 күн бұрын

I wouldn't even remotely care if I saw Mr Beast. Ian would get a nod. Wouldn't want to bother him. That likely has a lot to do with my constant anxiety, though.

@belemnona

13 күн бұрын

Same

Runkle has white hair except when he uses the purple shampoo 🤭

How fast do I click on these Janet recaps …hhahahahahaha

Thanks!

Can't believe I've been watching this thinking you were Mr Beast, what a betrayal.

@BinarySecond

9 күн бұрын

There's grabbing the bull by the horns and ignoring the bull and hoping no one notices until the bull gores you

Ian you got recognized on a plane 😂

Idk why "free cake" tickled me so, but I laughed about for a while.

The second Alzheimer's foundation couldn't remember the first one already existed... for some reason...

I don’t have to pick a lane if the lanes are chocolate and peanut butter? That may be the best news all week!

Lol... "Legally Hilarious " merch

That thumbnail is hysterical.

50:48 Cue "I fought the law and the law won"

I just want to say I have thoroughly enjoyed this entire case so far, and your commentary on top has been the icing on the cake.

"I don't want to say it"... The word is competent.

Ok I'm probably the only one who knows about Amaretto Ranch Breedables... lol. It's a virtual animal ranch that creates horses for the game Second Life. And so now I need to look up the case about them 😂

@justkiddin84

14 күн бұрын

😮

Pack a lunch, snacks and dinner! 😊

Would referring to Runkle as a "Paladin Attorney" be actionable?

I’ll be on your team, Runkle! Lol I’m a retired teacher, looking for things to keep my mind busy. Thanks for the update!