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@chasehedges6775

10 ай бұрын

Love your content

@O1OO1O1

10 ай бұрын

What privates does it let you access?

@DachshundDogStarluck19

10 ай бұрын

I think Dial of Destiny did feel more original in a satisfying way than say Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where you have characters looking for aliens and doing generic 1950s stuff. Whooo.

@Jan12700

10 ай бұрын

VPNs are Scam!

I’ve seen some people say they didn’t like the circumstances in Skull as to how Indy and Marion got back together. Yet they’re complete fine with how they got back together in this film which is literally just a callback to Raiders and that’s it. At least Skull actually tried to push their dynamic in a new direction rather than rely on nostalgia.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

They actually have chemistry in Skull. In this you’re right, they just show up together and quote a better movie

@WinsomeJarl4342

10 ай бұрын

@@FullFatVideos I still don’t even know why they put so much emphasis on Indy being wanted for murder only to not properly resolve that at all 😂. Hopefully whenever Bethesda’s Indy game comes out it will be a Star Wars situation where the latest film sucks but the latest game is so much better. Honestly great video as well Matt, really enjoyed watching it!

@colten53

4 ай бұрын

The ending scene in Dial also doesn’t work if you haven’t seen the other movies. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull definitely benefits if you have watched Raiders, but you’re not lost if you haven’t seen Raiders. If you just watch Crystal Skull, it’s the classic “old flame returns” trope. They have enough screen time together that you see their relationship blossom again. In Dial of Destiny, you just know it’s his ex-wife, and you have no idea what they’re referencing if you haven’t watched the other movies. So Crystal Skull works better as an independent adventure serial with returning characters while Dial of Destiny requires the other movies for context.

Something else I noticed is that in Dial there's no iconic trap sequence like the others. Raiders has the entire beginning Temple has the spike ceiling and Crusade has the whole run leading up to getting the Holy Grail. This one desperately needed more of going through some ancient ruins just for it to be trapped. All we got was the one weird methane thing. We needed something more crazy and out there. This is Archimedes we're dealing with. They could've had so many bat shit crazy mechanisms for Indy to deal with.

@stevenbobbybills

10 ай бұрын

Aristotle? Archimedes.

@itsnathanu8924

10 ай бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills Thanks! I thought I got the name wrong. I just edited it

@stevenbobbybills

10 ай бұрын

@@itsnathanu8924 no problem, chief.

After Dial of Destiny had done, I realized the Kingdom of Crystal Skull is truly the final chapter of Indiana Jones to me, despite some flaws.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Same it ended at part 4!!!

@samuelmackenzie5267

10 ай бұрын

100% agree. DOD sucks.

@LukeMM95

10 ай бұрын

Last Crusade was the last part.

@edwardgamerx9061

7 ай бұрын

George's franchises ended with George. Just like Dragon Ball is no longer truly DB without Akira Toriyama.

@brysonfreeman7226

6 ай бұрын

Should have ended after The Last Crusade

I’ll be honest the only real issue I had was indeed Mutt. I think if he had been written “upstate”, or even appearing at the end, or something different with the character instead of death, the whole movie’s atmosphere would have changed. So much of the movie would have been completely different because they would have been forced to write a different story entirely. There are some really neat plot threads that would have been enhanced because Indy basically became his dad, and because of Crystal Skull he’s learned you can’t mess with things you don’t understand. And so his Goddaughter would be an earlier him, and so on. It truly feels like no one on this movies team watched Crystal Skull cause if they had, this movie probably would’ve been peak.

@jesustovar2549

10 ай бұрын

Neither of those who made the Star Wars sequels seemed to watch the prequels, they only learned, "oh, many people hated this, let's make something more like the original trilogy".

@TheEvertw

10 ай бұрын

There are so many better directions they could have taken! Having Mutt in hospital after being wounded in 'Nahm would have been a great plot point. Or a disgruntled war veteran. Part of the "generation gap" in the sixties & seventies was the Greatest Generation that won WW2, having kids that were defeated in Vietnam. That would have been funny to see in Indiana Jones.

@panther-nk2hn

10 ай бұрын

@@jesustovar2549 for the Star Wars Sequels, it was more glossing over the Prequels and acting like they weren't there, based on the hate they initially got upon release. I haven't seen Indy 5, but from what I've heard, damn near everything that came out of Crystal Skull was taken away. Mutt's dead, Marion's filing for divorce, and Indy's retiring. They erased the fourth film, and in the process of tying up the loose ends before the story's even started, they put themselves on rocky ground, and they couldn't make the difference.

@trishlangford5773

10 ай бұрын

Oh lawdy, we could have done without the ghastly goddaughter altogether. His wife should have been built up instead. One final adventure together and Indy could have ridden into the sunset with her to a happy retirement. Instead of the sad old man brought to a miserable end by a vile egomaniac.

@97javic

8 ай бұрын

Oh is this why people don’t like Dial? Because they all woke up the day before the movie released and decided that they liked Skull now? 😂

"crystal skull' had flaws but it was made by two men who loved indy and wanted to give a good send off, along side his son, who is a far more complex and well developed character than most people think. DOD is just a product. a product to run on member berries that drags down and crushes its hero while trying to force feed us a new "bestest gurl evvaaaa" as his replacement. like with the star war ST, i watched to say i watched it and i'll never touch it again. and hopefully, KOTCS will get a bit more love and respect from the fans.

@TheEvertw

10 ай бұрын

I enjoyed KOTCS, and have re-watched it many times on DVD. You can see the people involved really loved making it.

@andrzejwypoch6616

10 ай бұрын

ditto. i rewatched all four movies before the premiere of this abomination called dial of destiny, i found skull a very fun and enjoyable movie, it had its flaws (the cgi in particular), but it treated indy with respect. i always liked how they didn't follow the "old man comes back to action for some reason" trope, they established that indy was an active archeologist and a secret agent ("after all those years we spent spying on the reds"), as well as acknowledged indy's status as a war hero, which can be treated as sort of canonizing the indy lore that's contained in the various comics and games released over the years. on the other hand, dial had no respect for its main character, portraying him as a naive, delusional old man with no personality.

@jasonorriss

10 ай бұрын

Ugh, no. I’m sorry but Crystal Skull was bad then and is still bad now. Spielberg was done with Indy after Last Crusade. Lucas pushed to make another one and have aliens and crystal skulls and Spielberg was very much against that. He caved to making the film and doing it Lucas way because Lucas was his friend. Between the cringe inducing moments like nuking the fridge, the Tarzan swinging, the CG gophers and the Mac character constantly switching sides, I still find KotCS unwatchable (there’s only about 2 scenes in that entire film that I can say I enjoy).

The Santa Clause TV show on Disney+ had Scott Calvin's son Charlie in it for a few minutes. It worked well as it showed that he was happily married even if he didn't have a huge part.

Crystal skull actually had characters that had chemistry, good paced action, it's still a fun film even though it has flaws. The fifth film is just boring

"Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made." - JRR Tolkien

@Xarr23

10 ай бұрын

Didn't the Nazis invent a bunch of stuff tho?

@Psilocybin77

10 ай бұрын

JRR Tolkien never said or wrote this exact quote and I see it on every thing related to Lucasfilm/Disney LoTR related. This is a paraphrase that can be attributed to more than one piece of writing from Tolkien.

@HishamA.N_Comicbroe

10 ай бұрын

@@Psilocybin77 Yeah lmao. It feels so weird when they say that. Also does the quote insinuate James Mangold is evil too?

@davidjacobs8558

10 ай бұрын

"If you can't become famous by doing a good deed, then be famous by destroying what great men has created already." - Herostratus

@Psilocybin77

10 ай бұрын

@@HishamA.N_Comicbroe lol, while I understand the sentiment behind posting the quote, it is a stretch to compare the film makers to some great evil. While storytelling and myth making are important, and Indiana Jones is one of the most culturally relevant, we need to let it go. After The Last Jedi, I was mad about Star Wars for a couple of days, and I realized it is better to move on. Also, criticism of new franchise film compares them to fan fiction. Re-contextualizing the writing of Tolkien to create a quote to fit your own feelings, is fan fiction in itself. Kind of ironic.

It really feels like the people making this film took one look at the backlash to Crystal Skull, pre-emptively baulked at the prospect of another Indy film getting such overblown criticism and decided to trot out the safest, blandest most corporate-driven product imaginable. For all of its predecessor's faults, I can at least have some appreciation for its willingness to go all out and be as buck-wild and insane as it ended up being. This film by contrast feels like it's too afraid to do anything that "out there", largely playing things safe and just ticking the boxes of a "typical" Indy adventure. And even then it doesn't do it properly; the map scenes look really awkward and weird, the scenes with bugs and snake-like creatures don't commit to the visceral creature-feature horror, Indy never actually gets into a brutal physical fight with the massive hulking henchman, and in perhaps the most offensive mistake, the film neglects to give the villain a horrifically brutal death scene in keeping with the series' tradition. Burning to death in a plane crash is certainly a nasty way to go, but it's embarrassingly mundane compared to heads being blown up by God, falling off a cliff and beaten eaten alive by crocodiles, aging to death, or brains being fried by infinite alien knowledge. I didn't hate Dial of Destiny, it has a few decent enough action scenes, the score is great, and Harrison Ford is as wonderful as always, but the lack of passion and pulpy excitement that permeated the previous entries (yes, including Crystal Skull) is sorely missing. Add onto that the murky and visually ugly cinematography, the meandering and monotonous story, the mean-spirted undoing of Crystal Skull's happy ending, the lack of emphasis on the late 60s setting and cultural climate, and the incredibly underutilised supporting cast (shoving Sallah and Marion into cameo roles is bad enough, but then also wasting Mads Mikkelsen and Antonio Banderas is unforgivable), and this can happily take its place as the weakest entry in the series, and the only one that I can't see myself watching again at any point. I'll happily rewatch the original trilogy over and over, and might even put on Crystal Skull every once in a while for some half-genuine-half-ironic entertainment, but I all-but-guarantee I'm going to completely forget about this film and its existence by the time the year is done.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

I completely agree, they went safe to avoid risking the same criticisms from 2008, and ended up making something worse by virtue of it being BORINGGGG

i find it highly HIGHLY ironic how the progression and development of the Indiana jones films parody's the trajectory of the pirates films, the first three being universally loved by most everyone in this day and age (curse of the black pearl, dead mans chest, at worlds end) (raiders of the lost ark, temple of doom, last crusade) and then a fourth film which came out years later, which fans are completely divided about (on stranger tides, kingdom of the crystal skull) and then a fifth film which long jumps over the mark of what makes these characters interesting or compelling and writes everyone into as corner while screwing up the "hero at sunset" story thread this of course being pirates 5 and Indiana jones 5, now they are different moves of course and should be treated as such but something happened in development of these films, to make them like this, and I feel it is the same at its centre, I'm so surprised how no one has talked about this yet??

My wife and I were a little disappointed with Dial. We didn't think it was horrible, but it just seemed kinda bland to us. Having said that, the train sequence at the beginning was actually my favorite part lol. Thank you for another interesting video essay. God be with you out there everybody. ✝️ :)

@stevenbobbybills

10 ай бұрын

Sounds about right.

@Numba003

10 ай бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills What part?

@stevenbobbybills

10 ай бұрын

@@Numba003 I also agree that it was alright, not terrible but not exactly anything exciting, and that the opening train sequence was quite good.

I hope James Mangold can redeem himself with the DCU's SWAMP THING

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

yeah, because I couldn't get less excited for the "biblical epic" star wars prequel

@BlueMarsalis

10 ай бұрын

I suspect it has little to do with James Mangold, and more to do with Lucasfilm as a management entity.

@evertonporter7887

10 ай бұрын

If Martin Scorsese survived The Last Temptation Of Christ, then James Mangold will survive this movie!

@ZiggyStardust-yy1zd

10 ай бұрын

@@evertonporter7887yeah, but Last Temptation is amazing.

@ZiggyStardust-yy1zd

10 ай бұрын

Yes, but I do think he’s gonna fuck up with the Tim Cham Bob Dylan biopic. Why are we having a new Bob Dylan biopic, there’s already an Amazing artful Bob Dylan biopic from the 2000s.

Happy to hear someone else call it the Polar Express. I couldn't stop thinking of anything else the whole way through. Here's an idea.... do the de-aging technique on EVERYONE... call it an animated film.... would that work?

The more reboots are made, the more people realize Spielberg and Lucas had something modern hollywood doesn’t.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Very true

@LukeMM95

10 ай бұрын

They are the reason Hollywood became what it now is. Films like Star Wars and Close Encounters ruined everything by relying on tired tropes and special effects. We all clapped our hands when Luke blew up the death star, so Hollywood realised this is what people want. Archetypes, good vs evil, big explosion at the end. Then milk it for all it's worth. That's the Lucas/Speilberg way.

People always talk about these movies as being 'safe', but they keep flopping, or at least underperforming. Meanwhile, smaller, stranger movies that are considered 'risky' are actually turning a profit. It seems that trying to stay safe is now a pretty big risk.

With Kathleen Kennedy still at the helm and having a notoriously and known bad writer as Leslie, why would you have even a fraction of an ounce of hope it would be any good?

I rewatched all the movies in preparation for this one. I thought that it fit well, had everything I want from an Indiana Jones movie. Sad that not everyone got the same enjoyment out of it.

@evertonporter7887

10 ай бұрын

Despite all the bleak and discouraging reviews, I'll be watching Indy 5.

@alltheinnocence

10 ай бұрын

I enjoyed it too. Definitely still my 4th favorite of the franchise, but I'll admit, I did like it better than Crystal Skull. I know that there seems to be this sudden twist in recent months that people now act like Crystal Skull was always this misunderstood and secretly brilliant film...I don't think so, but to each their own. I don't think it's a terrible film by any means, but I'd give it like a C-, whereas I'd give this one more like a C+

@christopherbucher7017

10 ай бұрын

Same here. Really tired of the hate train for this film. Feels like people are just looking for views and confirmation bias at this point.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

No I’m not looking for views. My Lord, do you really think I just complained about it was 20 minutes and the whole time I was being disingenuous? Like do you honestly really think I secretly enjoyed it and I just force myself to act up on camera? I find that kind of take so frustrating because people only say those kinds of things when THEY like the film in question. It’s not hard to wrap your head around the idea that another audience member genuinely disliked it. When you tell me you enjoyed it I don’t immediately cry confirmation bias my dude. Just do better honestly, that kind of discussion is literally destroying film discourse and I’m so utterly tired of it

@snickey3483

10 ай бұрын

@@FullFatVideos Also like... >> You release entire edited scripted video detailing your opinion and train of thought on said opinion >> People go "Oh okay but I liked the film so ur fake" >> They proceed to not elaborate any further whatsoever on their end I'm not a fan of that, If your gonna go in... and ESPECIALLY if your gonna make claims that the person is directly wrong or fake because of their opinion... Get some back bone and actually fire some of YOUR ammunition, That is, of course, if you had any to begin with? Or do you just say things to say them. 🤷‍♂

Half way into Dial of Dysentery, I found myself wishing I had to go pee. That's when the Disney Effect kicked in, which is a Disney sequel is so bad, it magically elevates all the crap that came before. Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull are masterworks compared to this. Worst Indiana Jones movie by far.

Great video and take on why 'Top Gun' and 'Rocky' sequels manage to succeed where Indy sequels don't. I also think those franchises are lucky that the activities that the stories are built around (fighter jets and boxing) are high octane and that they went the practical route with minimal green screen in their filmmaking approach so that it looked exciting (no 'Polar Express' level animation to kill your excitement along with any realism). It also didn't help that 'Dial of Destiny' looked cheap and unatmospheric because it was shot on digital instead of 35mm. I appreciate that it saves time and is less expensive to shoot on but this is the same issue that the 'Fantastic Beasts' movies had. Best de-aging I've seen is of Bruce Willis's character in 'Surrogates.'

The only thing I disagree with was the Mutt situation. I thought it added a bit of realism and pathos to a movie that sorely needed it. Life doesn’t always turn up roses, even for our beloved heroes and a lot of men who went to Vietnam didn’t come back. But I think a lot of that depends on how one feels about Crystal Skull.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Thats true! But I don't think Indiana Jones has ever had a morbid tone when dealing with it's leads. I'd get more into the idea if it wasn't so obviously a Rise of Skywalker-esque fanboy appeasement plan.

@GeriatricFan1963

10 ай бұрын

​@darthdoofus1784 I feel it's more of a reflection of Mutt rebelling against his parents; especially Indy since he had those experiences before and during WW2 fighting Nazis, and you can see Mutt wanting to carve his own path and have his own adventure stories to one-up his Dad. And Indy knows that ideologically Vietnam is completely different to WW2 and clearly he had reservations about his son going to fight there beforehand even if he didn't act on them. I suppose it's also somewhat similar to Kylo Ren prior to the Force Awakens in that Han and Leia both kind of blame themselves/each other for the terrible fate that befalls their son.

@GeriatricFan1963

10 ай бұрын

@darthdoofus1784 Well, I think with Harrison Ford in both cases playing the father figure who is broken by the loss of his son and basically gives up before regaining hope thanks to a younger female character who calls him to adventure, the parallels are pretty obvious and kind of unavoidable. (Although PWB at least is playing a more flawed character who is less of a fangirl of Indy than Rey was for Han) If you are doing this type of story with the character then you inevitably are going to have to go through similar beats. Crystal Skull has a scene early on with Jim Broadbent where Indy remembers his Dad and Marcus Brody, which essentially was them marking Denholm Elliot's passing as well as trying to acknowledge Jones Snr. since he was such a key part of Last Crusade; Sean Connery was all-but retired from acting by that point so it felt appropriate to pay a small tribute to the character. Come to think of it, Last Crusade even has that small beat where Jones Snr. mentions that his wife hid her illness from him due to him being obsessed with the Holy Grail, and it's one of the things that caused the rift between Henry and Indy. With Mutt in Dial I think it would have felt a little odd to have a film that reflects on the legacy of Indiana Jones and not cover what happened to his son, or even just to have him living happily somewhere off-screen that's never mentioned; (Again, he has that same desire for adventure that Indy has) to me the reason he was killed off was because they didn't want Shia LeBouf in the movie for fairly obvious reasons. So I think the decision to have him die in Vietnam was made as a compromise to at least acknowledge the existence of the character and as a way of justifying the place Indy is in at the start of the film. (Even if it is perhaps a little overly maudlin and depressing)

@Psilocybin77

10 ай бұрын

That's not what Indiana Jones movies are about, and I see the same defence of "The Last Jedi". There are things in story telling such as tone and mode, and good serialized stories tend to have a cohesive tone. Indiana Jones has always been based on Pulp adventure films from the thirties, which rarely if ever dealed with serious themes. There is a time and place for those ideas, but an Indiana Jones film is not one of those. Having said all that, if they were going to go in that direction, they needed to focus on characterization more. A character study of an older Indiana Jones would make for an interesting film at least.

@GeriatricFan1963

10 ай бұрын

@@Psilocybin77 I wasn't saying it has to be about that, but unless you're gonna do the whole movie with de-aging tech (In which case you're essentially making an animated Indiana Jones film) then you kind of force yourself into making a movie about old Indy, and unfortunately the easiest way to create conflict for him is to basically have something bad happen to him or his family in between films. Like I said, Crystal Skull does something similar with Jones Snr. and Marcus; Indy alludes to having experienced a "rough few years". The difference there is that it's a brief sad scene in Crystal Skull where the plot quickly moves on; Indy's resolve still drives him forwards, whereas Indy is in a much more depressing place at the start of Dial where his resolve has crumbled in a way that audiences have clearly found alienating. I don't think action heroes have to be emotionally invincible but it does feel like Indy just got really unlucky that his son died and his wife left him rather than things falling apart more naturally because of his character flaws and personality. Although I guess Indy not having the conviction to tell his son not to enlist in the Vietnam war and that being his regret is technically a character flaw, or at least Indy himself sees it that way. I half agree; the pulp elements are a big part of the appeal, but at the same time the relationship between Indy and his Dad has a lot of depth to it, and that's why Last Crusade resonates with a lot of people so strongly. But at the same time Last Crusade actually has a pretty light and comedic tone to a lot of its action, which largely comes from Spielberg's direction. I agree that a character study that cut down on the action and had Indy being challenged on a more introspective level would be at least make for a more unique film; for example have an indigenous tribe contact Indy being upset that he stole their artefacts and put them in a museum years ago, and so Indy has to find a way to make amends and break into the museum to steal it back for the tribe. A simple story that calls into question his philosophy and the stakes are personal rather than the world ending threat of Nazis, Russians, or an Indian death cult.

This movie did exactly what I feared it would do, kill off mutt and ‘seperate’ indy from Marion. That was weak lazy story telling and felt like stab in the back to me as someone who loves crystal skull. That movie had a beautiful ending, then this movie comes along and ruins it. This movie does not exist.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Yeah they should have just sidestepped Crystal Skull instead of undermining it. It’s like having a line in Creed describing how the robot from Rocky IV got put through a trash compactor in between films. Nobody needs to know

I personally like DoD better than the fourth one. But a lot of little kids loved the fourth one when it came out. I did my practicum in an elementary school in 2008, and the Crystal Skull was a hit with the five to ten year olds. I can't really imagine DoD having the same appeal to kids. And I'm going to say it folks: Indiana Jones is for kids first and foremost. Nothing wrong with being an adult fan of the series, but it's for kids. I consider them the best judges for this sort of thing.

Critics: "Crystal Skull is the black sheep of the Indiana Jones franchise." James Mangold: "Hold my beer."

7:41 Every time a good director inexplicably turns out a terrible film, know it's down to the studio.

Disney is ruining every franchise it touches.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Becoming more and more true. As well as ruining Pixar.

Dial of destiny made me appreciate Kingdom of the crystal skull so much more it had what the latest film was missing that fun adventure movie feeling it has its problems Which give the film such a bad wrap if Spielberg didn't want to do it they should of just let indy rest

Imagine if Indy said went back in time and actually said a good bye to his son trying to save him

@thedeadstig123

10 ай бұрын

the alternative ending was the dial having a foreign script on it saying "tell her you love her and tell him not to go to war" all timey wimey

@tisbutascratch9987

10 ай бұрын

@@thedeadstig123 Are you serious dude come on way better

@thedeadstig123

10 ай бұрын

@@tisbutascratch9987 if you look up the leaks that was the original ending before the reshoots, where Indy stays in the past but history is altered as he leaves the message on the dial for himself to read in the future

Personally I feel like this film was one rewrite away from being good, and that rewrite shluld have been: Make Indy obsessed with finding the Dial so he can bring back Mutt. Have it be that obsession that casues Marion to leave because she can't stand around and watch Indy work himself into the ground whilst she's trying to heal herself. Then over the course of the films Indy finds a surrogate Father/Daughter in relationship in Helena, and that starts to heal him, with Indy coming to the realization that he needs to stop looking to the past and focus on the present starting with making sure Marion is okay. That way youve got a full character arc, and it's one that lcan be an ending for the character becausein giving up the past, Indy is giving up archeology, then end the film with Indy's retirement party and a little conversation between him, Marion, and Sallah. Also the film should have had Indu fight the heavy, but play up the fact that Indy can't beat him in fisticuffs, so he needs to rely purely on wit: It should be the Mr Freez bossfight from Arkham City.

I still can't believe Disney actually went along with Kathleen Kennedy's insane idea to invest 350 million dollars for a movie series who's first successful movie only cost 20 million

@ShadowSonic2

8 ай бұрын

You think Harrison Ford and Mads Mikkelsen are cheap now, or the de-aging tech?

The killing of Mutt felt more malicious by the filmmakers, because it would have been the perfect way to go had they recast with someone like Chris Pratt where Indy Jr and Indy III go on an adventure and you could pass the torch to that character and have adventures in the 70s or 80s. But it was clear that father-son relationships was not the goal, it was to replace Indie with a white British woman.

@ShadowSonic2

8 ай бұрын

They were never going to replace Indy, you buffoon. You fell for fake propaganda

If they really wanted to do Time travel, then they should have had Indi get stuck in the past leaving clues for Mutt and Short round to find him. The film could have been about Mutt dealing with the stages of grief as everyone else thinks Indi was dead, where as Mutt thinks he’s still alive. Would have to be a two part story

Dial of Destiny makes Crystal Skull look like Last Crusade

The true ending was Last Crusade and I will stand on that mountain. Crystal Skull wasn’t that bad, tbh

@kshitizmangalbajracharya9451

10 ай бұрын

It was called "Last" Crusade for a reason bro. I don't acknowledge Crystal Skull and Dial of Destiny at all.

@chasehedges6775

10 ай бұрын

@@kshitizmangalbajracharya9451 True

Indiana’s Bones and the Most Expensive Nap of My Existence

I’m not ashamed to say that I love Crystal Skull just as much as the original trilogy!

@brysonfreeman7226

6 ай бұрын

Should have ended after The Last Crusade

The Freakin Dora movie was a better Indy movie than Dial of Destiny

It was just a cash grab from a studio that thought it could get another pay day from a dead property they still own...plus thinking they could get fleabag to carry it on

My parents saw raiders in the theater and loved it. We saw Dial of destiny together, and we loved it. If you watch Indiana jones as if it’s an old dime novel put to screen, then I can guarantee you’ll enjoy these movies so much more. Just enjoy them for what they are, and I promise you you’ll be so much less disappointed, because this is just how media works.

@paulnicholson5997

10 ай бұрын

So basically your advising us to lower our expectations? I too saw Raiders in the theater when I was younger, so watching them deconstruct Indiana Jones in order to elevate Helena is a bad move. I'm sorry, is this an Indiana Jones movie or the bestest evaar, Helena Shaw and the Dial of.....oh who cares anymore.

@orange-qj3yd

10 ай бұрын

@@paulnicholson5997 I don’t advise anyone do anything, I just so happen to enjoy this movie for what it is. That doesn’t mean I like every aspect of it, but I’m mature enough to overlook what I don’t like and see the goodness in it.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

I reject that premise entirely. I’m more than willing to have fun with an Indy movie, this simply wasn’t it for me. Why should I have to enjoy anything for what it is?

@orange-qj3yd

10 ай бұрын

@@FullFatVideos you don’t have to do anything man, I just happen to prefer enjoying things. Thanks for replying to my comment

@jesustovar2549

10 ай бұрын

@@orange-qj3yd I enjoy a movie if the good aspects of it surprasses the bad ones, not the other way around, by that logic, should we enjoy the Star Wars sequel trilogy for what it is? I'm actually envious of your parents for seeing Raiders in a theatre. I'm glad you prefer to have a healthy mind by enjoying things and overlooking things like let's say "empowered women who can do anything better than men", which is also an aspect I envy from you, but then there is "rewatchability", how many people do you think are going to rewatch Dial of Destiny? sure, there are some, but, is this film going to last for eternity, like it's going to be analyzed or talked about for many years like the original trilogy did? I don't think so, today Hollywood makes many "fast food movies" that are forgettable, I doubt that many are going to revisit these films in decades, this age of sequels/remakes/reboots, etc... with modern "LGBTQ" messages trying to appeal to everyone is probably going to be seen as a dark age for Hollywood, the fact that some of these films are flopping is a demonstration of their failure. Of course, it all depends on how the world evolves, mentalities and "the new world order" (I'm reading a book about it, right now).

They didn’t have to reinvent any wheel for this movie. The Last Crusade provided a perfect template for handling an aging Indiana needing to be rescued by Short Round, or being called out of a happy retirement for one last adventure. Lucasfilm only knows how to trash their male heroes, any nobody wants to see that.

Y'know, I didn't like Mutt, nor did I think Indy's marriage was a good idea, but even I didn't want him to experience the tragedy of the death of his son and a divorce on top of that!!!! He's not Peter Parker, for crying out loud!

@Joshua-ch2ij

9 ай бұрын

I’ll take mutt any day over Helena

Wait.... People had faith that it was gonna be good?!? Why in God

Dial of destiny is perhaps the worst film I’ve ever seen. I went in expecting trash but it ended up being even worse just everything about it is just wrong

We really have to reel in these big budget franchise entries that have nothing going for them other than name recognition. When you look at “Everything, Everywhere, all at Once”, “Puss in Boots Last Wish”, and “Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse” both in terms of critical reception and box office sales with their budgets Vs. Disney’s big budget endeavors that either bomb box office (for not making enough) or are so poorly received by fans and critics that threaten to kill future franchise revenue, there’s a problem.

I could not agree more with your final thesis! I feel nothing but abject apathy for modern cinema. I grew up in the eighties, and despite what Tarantino might think, it was the greatest time for movies. As I've grown older, the appeal of nostalgia has lost most of its power when it comes to film. If you had told an 11 year old me in 1989 that I would reach a point where I wouldn't care at all about a new Indiana Jones movie, I'd think you were daft. As Henry Jones Sr. so simply but beautifully stated to his son, there is a time to "let it go".

Sorry if someone already mentioned this: When RAIDERS was released, there was no (PG-13) rating. In '84 when TEMPLE & GREMLIN were released parents were P!SSED. Both movies traumatized little kids. The MPAA came out with the (PG-13) rating. Late that very summer, "RED DAWN" was the 1st. film to receive that rating. The movie was a hit, specifically for two reasons: It had a large cast of popular, young actors and people wanted to see what content would and wouldn't be allowed in a (PG-13) film.

There was massive studio interference, her name is Katherine Kennedy.

You encapsulate all of my thoughts in such a constructive and optimistic manner. I love you so much

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for watching! You keep the channel going

Uncharted better than Dial? 😳 Tbf I get why people don’t like Dial. But I personally loved it. Don’t agree with this retroactive appraisal of Mutt. He was fine but killing him off gave Indy such a fascinating and different story. I don’t agree with this awful idea of”Indiana should have gone back and saved him.” Literally is not within Indy’s character. His story is always about the temptation and showing he’s better than that. He should have had a Crusade type temptation scene where if he had tried to do it, it would have gone against him. So he could pick up his hat and realise he doesn’t need to change things to make himself better. I personally enjoy the fun set pieces. Yes it’s nowhere near the originals. But this film exists and I think it’s fun. I think a lot of people just like being upset by predictable Disney products 🤷🏻‍♂️

@jesustovar2549

10 ай бұрын

You're admitting the film is predictable, well, months before there were many leaks, I remember some people wanting to convice that the movie was about time travel, and here we are. They had to reshot the ending because the original didn't please fans and critics. Also Disney is losing a lot of the "magic" for which they were known for in the past, for whom are these remakes made? sure for the most pseudo-progressive community in California, these people seem to live inside bubbles with absurd problems that are alien to the world, but since the United States is a super-power, what they want to do is infect the world, as if they never they would have matured or learned that not everything seen in movies and television is real.

Because the hero is 80 and can’t do anything cool anymore.

I've not seen the film, but I agree with almost all your sentiments on the wider issues with these films and Hollywood in general. The main reason I've not seen Dial of destiny is because I'm already over the line you're talking about... I'm utterly fed up of endless regurgitation of IP without the heart and soul to make it good. Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Jurassic Park... Even the Bond franchise fell foul of it. I'm all in for unique visions and freshness. The more disappointing big budget films I see at the cinema, the less likely I'll go see the next one.

ok, just finished it, and I gotta say, I pretty much agree with everything. This movie was an absolute waste of time. Your video on Crystal Skull did help me enjoy that movie more, and I totally see that as a good film that ends the series well. This doesn't. For most of the movie, I felt nothing. The only time I did feel anything was when they revealed Mutt was dead, and Marion is divorced. My heart actually sank when those were revealed, and it reeks of Rise of Skywalker, where they over-correct on fan reactions, instead of continuing the story as is. This was meant to be Indy's swan song? Because it sure as heck didn't feel like it when the credits rolled. An almost soulless movie that I will quickly move on from.

Disney's going downhill

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

grab your popcorn

They killed Mutt like DC killed Jason Todd.

Well I liked it... And I was really dangerous about it, too, because I watched the Young Indy series and the 4 movies not long before seeing this one. When I've done similar things in the past with other franchises, I've had it backfire immensely. Currently for me, it's still tentatively 4th in the rankings of the movies, but Dial of Destiny wasn't bad. I've even seen people say it's 3rd, and that all just depends on how much you enjoy Temple of Doom. I think what really killed this movie's box office was the poor reception it got from critics two weeks beforehand, and the general slump in all blockbusters this year. That doesn't mean it was ever going to make its money back with an estimated $300 million budget, but there's just something in the air this year that's killing that which makes people want to go to the movies. I had fun with the movie, the action was good, the dynamic between Indy and Helena and how it progressed throughout the movie was better than I expected, I found the final act to be incredibly fun, just an all around good time. I will say that Mutt dying is not ideal, and even him joining the military doesn't make sense for someone that was anti-authority, but in the years spent with Indy, maybe that changed some things. Maybe Mutt did feel an obligation to serve for a cause he truly didn't understand, much like how his father did the same joining Pancho Villa and eventually World War I. It was also done out of spite for his father, not much unlike what Indy did to his either. Mutt could have enlisted, immediately regretted it, but there was no backing out and it cost him. Unfair though it may be, I get why it was done for the story in the movie in order to put Indy in a place where he feels like nothing matters anymore, even if the initial impetus was to satiate bad fans and avoid any conflicts of interest regarding Shia LeBeouf. And is it wrong to not have Marion in the movie either until the end? I don't think so. If you look at the relationship between Marion and Indy, it's always gone back and forth, and he's presumably the one that always screws it up, too, although I'm sure she has her moments as well. For starters, he never should have gotten together with her at the ages they were the first time, and when it was finally found out, things got ruined. The second time they got together, he ran away from them getting married. Then 20 years later when they did get married, it lasted about 10 years, but he even admits he wasn't there for her when their son died because he didn't know how to handle it either and it drove another wedge. She does still ultimately love him, and the reason why she's back in the very end is because he almost died, but she can see that he's gotten better and maybe their relationship will finally stick until the end for a fourth time. They are constantly on again and off again, this doesn't exactly feel like it's out of place for her divorcing him. Maybe putting a label on it somehow hurts their relationship despite how much they do care for one another. I'm not saying these things are perfect, but I get why they were done, and they don't bother me so much. Maybe it's because I can find a rationale for it that makes sense to me, but whatever, the movie is the movie. I'm definitely going to need more than just one viewing to truly finalize my thoughts, but I don't suspect they'll get worse, I really did quite like the movie, and it's flaws were not so large that they detracted too much from my enjoyment.

"Things you could get away with in kids' movies then, you absolutely could not, now" That's a really sad commentary on how fragile our society has become.

Your capitalist discussion in the ‘sanitised Indy’ section was straight fire 🔥

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Cheers!!! That’s much appreciated

0:00-0:21 Best and funniest intro to any of your videos yet

Despite what everyone thinks of Shia LeBouf, I definitely agree that it was a mistake to kill off Mutt. First, I don't think that his death was true to his character. He doesn't seem like the type who would go along with the establishment (aka the government) and voluntarily enlist. I also don't believe he would want to spite Indy and and Marion (particularly not Marion) by enlisting. Second, I don't think that his death was earned. Although I understand that it was an attempt to explain some aspects of Indy's character in this particular movie, to me it feels like a hollow afterthought and doesn't add any substance to the plot.Third, I think it was cruel to take away everything Indy was given in the last film (on the assumption that people want to view the fourth film as canon). Also, because I view The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles as canon (because of George Lucas' involvement with it), I consider Indy to also have a daughter (Sophia). As far as I am concerned, he could have found out about her later, and she doesn't have to be Marion Ravenwood's offspring 🙂.

Well I mean reason it failed right out of the gate is because Disney has completely lost the trust of the audience everyone was assuming it would suck and then you would be destroyed and sure enough they were right but they just didn't want to witness it and especially have to pay for it.

Hope Mangold redeems himself with Swamp Thing and agreed about Last Crusade, it’s my personal favorite too! Also Nice to see someone else calling Disney’s hypocrisy(People have ignored it or treated me like a cynic when I mention it)! Honestly I think Mutt should have been away and the film ends with Indy reuniting with Marian and Mutt(except we either never see his face or he’s been recast since Shia is quite controversial!)

@proto245

10 ай бұрын

Mangold will be fine because he will not be as supervised. I think the biggest issue here is how you can tell the execs were heavily involved in the story, and the script.

Problems is that Hollywood had steered so much into the blockbusters from previous IPs, they dont make anything original anymore. Its either comic book movies or IP properties like Star Wars, etc that are populating the movie scene. Where are the other genres? What happened to great romantic comedies, original action adventure stories, creating new IPs, etc? Once upon a time these movies like Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, etc put directors like Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, etc on the map. We need creative people who can do things creatively with not a big budget to establish new movies

I read "Don't touch that dial" on the image as "Don't touch that girl" and immediately thought of Phoebe Waller-Bridge 🤭 This was a very balanced analysis. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to watch it, but I appreciate KZreadrs like you biting the bullet for those of us who prefer to be selective and see MI7 more than once in the big screen instead 🤗

The Creed comparison is apt. I don't see why heroes always have to lose their family for them to act as motivation, as if the desire to return to them isn't enough. I'm not a fan of crystal skull, but at least it felt like they were ready for Indy to move on, rather than a tech demo to see if audiences will buy into CGI replacement actors.

After that long dragged out car chase, i went into Spiderverse for 30 minutes and came back for the final act.

My boy full fat videos is always spot on on these analysis

Kinda wish they did an Indy trilogy instead of Star Wars. Probably would have been safer, and Ford could have been in all 3, and enjoyed it.

Bro, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull looks like the first 3 compared to dial

I think. Indy 4 is my second favourite film right after Last crusade. I just love both of them.

Great review! I haven't seen the Vial of Diarrhea (and I won't), but I have seen, and enjoyed, the Crystal Skull.

Who wants to be blamed for going to watch a movie and not liking it?

I wonder what it says about me or Disney Lucasfilm’s pattern that I expected both Marion and Mutt to bite the dust before the movie came out.

Raiders was originally given an (R) rating (there was no PG-13 rating at the time), due to violence, particularly for the moment when Belloq's head exploded (why THAT particular moment, I'm unsure). They wanted to keep Belloq's gruesome fate, so they added flames, hoping it would obscure the head exploding and grant them the (PG) rating they desperately wanted. It worked.😁

@LukeMM95

10 ай бұрын

Speilberg clearly had the ratings board paid off. Jaws and Poltergeist have tons of gore and somehow get away with PG rating. It's ridiculous.

I think one of the problems is quite simple. Original movie and a lot of movies at the 80s took an old idea and put a modern spin on it. Indiana Jones old cereals told in a new (at the time) blockbuster way. This movie, as with so many of it's ilk, have taken an old idea and presented it in a now old fashioned way.

The deaging really isn’t polar express bad but the skin was really rubbery and didn’t look right

Say what you will about cryatal skull atleast it was an ending for the character as decided on by his original creators and not an obvious corporate grab for some kind of relevancy from a franchise that had already been put to bed

Well this movie seems to have broken the trend where the odd numbered films are better received and the even ones are initially controversial in the fandom. Though, I'm at least hoping kingdom of the crystal skull will be better appreciated now. Too bad lucas and speilburg coundn't do one last film for indiana jones

Why are so many big movies not doing well these days? 🤔

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

oversaturation of big budget movies that rely on cgi and intertextuality. audiences aren't awed by cgi stunts unless its avatar level, and people are growing tired of every single franchise being brought back. all the cheaper spectacle movies like john wick 4 and insidious have fared better than all of this big budget stuff and I hope studios take note!

@O1OO1O1

10 ай бұрын

​@@FullFatVideosnope. Capitalism

@jeremy1860

10 ай бұрын

@@FullFatVideos Yeah, makes sense 😟

@wingsoffreedom3589

10 ай бұрын

​@@FullFatVideosalso scripts are just bad

You should talk about Sound of Freedom. Indie may have bombed, but SoF excelled and actually has a relevant message.

@ShadowSonic2

8 ай бұрын

Sounds of Freedom was fraud

The comparison to star wars is a good one. Saying this movie makes crystal skull look good is exactly what happened when 7, 8 and 9 came out. The love and appreciation for 1, 2 and 3 suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

It was really strange seeing opinions get more positive on it in real time, especially after all those years seeing them dunked on relentlessly

I really liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It was pulp fiction cheese. Exactly what Indy is supposed to be. However, the thing I'd have done differently is rely less on CGI. That's the main drawback of the film. The original Indy films soared above Crystal Skull by having a sense of jeopardy during all the stunts. If Crystal Skull had that too, it would be a perfect book-end.

This is wild, but I didn't even notice that Kurt Russell had de-aging done in GotG2. I subconsciously processed that in the alternate scenes he's younger or older, but I don't think I ever consciously thought about it. Technology is there man, holy shit.

I saw Raiders in the theatre when it was released in 1981 only, only because Han Solo was in it. And it was awesome. That's all I have to say.

@joshuah9109

10 ай бұрын

I was 11 when RAIDERS came out. I saw it that summer in a packed theater. I! WAS! BLOWN! AWAY!!!!! That's all I have to say😁

Crystal Skull was dope af Think I was like 16 when it came out It felt like Indy magic to me for that time CGI monkeys and all

This is the best review I've seen of Dial of Destiny. You perfectly summed up all of my problems with the film.

19:00 the streaming service have made it more bloated if anything. The streaming service should be for TV shows only and the movies should get back to the schedule pre pandemic of a theatrical lifespan of 3 months than the release ob digital and physical media platforms

Why nothing about bridge? literally one of the worst characters in the film and cinema history.

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Is that new short round? I’m not even sure

I enjoyed the film overall, but I found the the end of the film weird and anti-climactic. Our heroes didn't really do anything apart from faff about in the back of a plane, while the baddies just literally crash out of the story, with no real stand-off or moral punchline. Archimedes defeats the Nazis more than Indie does!

@FullFatVideos

10 ай бұрын

Yeah Indy and Helena do basically nothing

I hope this fiasco is the true death knell to Kath Kennedy's reign of terror over Lucasfilm.

Indiana Jones 5 plays it way to safe

Saw it the other night because my 11 year old son wanted to see it. It was just as I expected, not good. Indie was sad and tired old man who was constantly being berated by a "strong" woman who was morally saved at the end.

Grampa Jones and the dial of Disney was predictably over used, tired material!!

Why is no one talking about the fact that this is the second 5th part of a movie saga where shaija labeouf i killed off-screen 11:02

14:05 - For a company that claims to be really progressive: Yeah, that's the problem, they "claim", but it's all a publicity stunt. If they actually gave a rat's ass, they wouldn't give all these "diverse" characters shit writing that makes them nothing more than their surface diversity traits. Instead, they would make them deep characters with relatable motivations that we could actually identify with and care about. Those kinds of characters could thrive off the kind of conflict you talked about

@ShadowSonic2

8 ай бұрын

They do that and you still complain

@originaldarkwater

8 ай бұрын

@@ShadowSonic2 They do what, write good diverse characters? Last I checked, the animated Spiderverse movies were doing pretty well. For that matter, the Sony/MCU Spider-Man movies were pretty diverse and well received, as was the first Black Panther. Do you have an example of a well-written movie or show where diversity wasn't just a gimmick that you think I complained about? (You might want to be careful about judging me for who you think I am rather than who I actually am). Or for that matter, even one that drew a lot of criticism, in general?

18:37 *And now the actors are going on strike.*

Honestly I think part of it is movie fatigue, specifically Disney. With so much coming out the average person has to pick and choose which movies they put their time and money aside to go see.

To be fair, they released Indy the weekend of the 4th of July in America.

I really like Indiana Jones 5 and the Dial of Destiny, and thought it was a good enough movie. Not great, but alright. I do agree though that high-budget movies are dangerous businesses for Hollywood in general than low to mid-budget films since they take way too time, energy, and effort to get through them. The worst offender I find is movies trying to return double or triple the money back from a high-budget movie of $200-300 million over a span of two months since its public release date and rarely achieving that goal. Cannes, France doesn't count!! Anyway, I'm really glad the protagonists got genuinely hurt once again since The Last Crusade and it's great to see Indiana Jones punch Nazis in the face since 1989, which is a great breath of fresh air than say Indy fighting Soviet soldiers with uniforms cleaner than a typical Nazi uniform getup. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull felt way too safe, unoriginal, and riddled with more plot holes than a script can fit in. The Temple of Doom is another example of a film riddled with plot holes and bad characters, but at least it had a lot of effort on its effects, and it tried to tell a story albeit unsuccessfully, although in the wrong date of 1935, instead of 1937 of June or earlier right after Raiders of the Lost Ark, not before.

@jesustovar2549

10 ай бұрын

The reason about why Temple of Doom is set in 1935, one year before Raiders, is because George Lucas didn't want the nazis to be the vilains again, but now imagine an Indy film set in the spanish civil war.

@DachshundDogStarluck19

10 ай бұрын

​@@jesustovar2549 That would've worked better for Indiana Jones to face off against the Spanish of either side in the middle of the Spanish Civil War in 1937 or begin right at the beginning stages of the Second Sino-Japanese War where Indy was on a legal archeology expedition with Chinese archeologists, but then the Japanese begin to show up out of nowhere and attack everyone for the sake of good drama. Instead, we got The Temple of Doom where Indiana Jones faces off against main villain Indian sacrificial cult God stereotypes and temporary antagonist Chinese mobster stereotypes, which boggles my mind ever since I saw this movie.

As far as the opening train sequence I thought the de-aging was some of the best I have seen but the whole scene was just a CGI green screen Polar Express on that I agree but the De-aging was fairly well but his old man voice let down the allusion

Really enjoyed it. The ranking of the 5 movies is as follows: 10, Deeply Flawed 10, 10, 7 and 8. Please bare in mind that these scores aren't my personal opinion, but objective facts, handed down by God on tablets of stone and placed within an ark.