seo oh my god.... the fact that u recorded this to explain masculine fertile to me and now it's got like 40k views. girl help

@seo-fr9qi

2 жыл бұрын

it was URGENT you needed to KNOW

@corwinduncan7052

12 күн бұрын

We all needed to know

brennan and ally's friendship is so special to me, he's like a scientist trying to delve into their mind and find out what makes them tick. this clip and also "you know what i like about you brennan?" "what's that" "we're always fighting the church, and that means a lot to me" are two of my favorite of their interactions. it's like brennan's chaos just balances out and becomes milder as it encounters ally's wildly different, more unorganized chaos

@gabepatton9851

Жыл бұрын

Haha it's true! He's such a good friend that he immediately switches from chaos mode to: i really wanna understand whatever the heck you're saying right now

@kardar233

10 ай бұрын

he’s such a scholar of chaos that he needs to stop and Observe when a real one is doing their thing

@Mambo1061

13 күн бұрын

It’s like 100% chaos meeting “actually, things can be up to 104% chaotic” (good place ref)

@tokiWren

10 күн бұрын

brennan is a being of organized chaos and so he immediately has to organize the chaos created by ally

"All of that was said out of my mouth to me in the mirror" is such a needlessly hilarious way of saying "I said it to myself."

@linusorri

2 жыл бұрын

I take it you've never looked in the mirror while tripping on mushromms...

@mixmastermind

2 жыл бұрын

Psilocybin is a hell of a drug

@esobelisk3110

Жыл бұрын

they were on psychedelics. i’d say it was a necessary clarification of the experience.

@tim.noonan

10 күн бұрын

The implication being that Ally themselves didn’t have the thought of speaking these words, but they were instead a vessel for this message to be spoken such that they could hear it.

@Denny_Boi

4 күн бұрын

Standard shroom speak

OH MY GOD! I FINALLY FIGURED OUT GUYS! I’M FEMININE STERILE!

@emilysmith2965

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t the counterpart be “feminine virile”? Maybe they should all be placed on a D&D alignment chart. One axis has masculine - genderqueer - feminine and the other has fertile - sterile - virile.

@The_Jovian

2 ай бұрын

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

@aj7058

16 күн бұрын

No need to brag.

@hatientacetlen4246

15 күн бұрын

@@emilysmith2965 Chaotic feminine, true genderqueer, fertile evil

ah yes the beginnings of "submissive and breedable"

@ewwpoorpeople5684

2 жыл бұрын

It's ok to call your homies Masculine Fertile

@alliesakat

Жыл бұрын

I'd fuck the shit out of my homies in a straight and platonic way

I feel like masculine fertile is like an hourglass figure but instead of the top of the hourglass being the chest, it's the shoulders

@RianeBane

2 жыл бұрын

Today I learned that the top of an hourglass figure is intended to be the chest and not the shoulders. As a lifelong woman and owner of a (granted, not large) chest, I may be a moron.

@maxfitz8577

2 жыл бұрын

Chris Evans

@lyadmilo

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxfitz8577 Chris Evans is not hour glass figured. He is shaped like a dorito.

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxfitz8577 well there go my gay thoughts. Limp as a wet plastic bag for that guy. Gross little man.

@lnfreeman

Жыл бұрын

@@lyadmilo dat ass tho

As a fairly masculine-presenting AMAB enby, I **deeply** envy the immediacy with which Buggs Bunny gets identified here as “not a man.”

@rainbowlemniscate2761

2 жыл бұрын

I agree strongly

@thedestroyasystem

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@ibefullofme

2 жыл бұрын

It's true, Bugs is an anthropomorphic rabbit with (debatedly) gender fluid coding

@brennanperry8001

2 жыл бұрын

Just stick some feathers on your clothes and walk on all fours.

@lolno2068

2 жыл бұрын

@@brennanperry8001 A fucking Plato joke. Masterfully done.

3:47 Kaite Rekha and Raph all nodding in sudden understanding while Brennans eyes widen in a mixture of confusion and shock really sells this clip lmao

So I think I get it. Linebacker shoulders + guitar hips = masculine fertile. Which is essentially also me. Great!

@artuu9846

2 жыл бұрын

What are guitar hips I cannot even begin to infer a semi correct answer in my head and I do play guitar. I need to know so I can tell how masculine fertile I am.

@raymondfisheriii791

2 жыл бұрын

I also wish to know what guitar hips are

@Lurklen

2 жыл бұрын

@@artuu9846 small but square shoulders, narrow waist round hips and thighs. Hourglass figure, but with a bit more going on south of the border. Basically a guitar shape. At least that's what comes to mind for me. Pair that with some developed shoulders and you got a look that is both masculine, and suggests the voluptuousness that is associated with fecundity. Not sure that exactly matches Alley's vision or that "masculine fertile" is how I'd put it, but I get the imagery. To me linebacker shoulders and guitar hips would be Amazonian. But if you focus more on the shoulders and less on, say the bust or developed chest muscles, and still focused on the glutes, hips, thighs, maybe that would be the look Alley is describing, and it wouldn't be far off.

@artuu9846

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lurklen thank you so much lurklen

@Lurklen

2 жыл бұрын

@@artuu9846 My pleasure.

"we're talking YEARS after the marx brothers" is so fucking funny

3:45 they all have the reaction to masculine fertile at the exact same time

@ImWeirdAndILikeIt

2 жыл бұрын

I keep rewatching this

@TaikiFouLung

2 жыл бұрын

Omg that is so funny :D

This conversation is a perfect representation for a friend group made up of only neurodivergents

@taylorsmith4128

9 күн бұрын

🙌

wish you included brennan once again being astounded as to wtf masculine fertile is lmao

@3ndlessL00p

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yes, the best part is Brennan roasting them for saying it like Masculine Fertile™ is a known thing, and not something they fully coined then and there

Ally Beardsley is genuinely one of the funniest people on the planet. I just finished Starstruck Odyssey this week and they consistently had some of the best “It’s like if….” moments across the board, and now this scene is cracking me the hell up. Absolute comedy genius.

I like masculine fertile. Cus I'm breedable but not submissive

@finpin2622

2 жыл бұрын

breedable but willing to put up a fight

@lordfelidae4505

2 жыл бұрын

Breedable violent?

@flask223

2 жыл бұрын

Dominant infertile

@candypg1

Жыл бұрын

Y’all just forgot about dominant didn’t y’all?

@AleksandarBell

12 күн бұрын

@@candypg1the word doesn’t work as well

you know what? I would honestly describe Brennan as a bit 'masculine fertile' but I do have heatstroke rn so who knows

ALL OF THEM NODDING AT THE SAME TIME DESPITE HAVING NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING

the ferocity of Brennan’s laugh visibly scaring his cat at the very end though

33 yr old cis male and I feel this from my predominant shoulders to my child bearing hips .🤦🏻‍♂️

I dont know what breedable and submissive means and at this point im too afraid to ask

@ewwpoorpeople5684

2 жыл бұрын

Very submissive and breedable of you

@ReddBerry78

2 жыл бұрын

You are 100% right I’m not wanting to ask 👀

@radioactivehalfrhyme

2 жыл бұрын

ENCYCLOPEDIA (Medium: Success) - My understanding is that “submissive and breedable” was a mainstay of pregnancy kink search terms that got tongue-in-cheek reclaimed and then blew up out of context as a copypasta meme. Usually it’s used for cis men as a semi-ironic twist on Twitter affirmations about normalizing non-heteronormative gender roles (c.f. “normalize platonically calling your bros submissive and breedable,” contra less absurd affirmations like “normalize platonically telling your bros you love them”). It kinda morphed into a funnier way of saying “hot.” But I’m sure plenty of subby dudes actually quite like being called these things in the right contexts.

@Cal6009

2 жыл бұрын

It means bottom.

@poisonmantis4191

2 жыл бұрын

@@radioactivehalfrhyme it's supposed to be a reverse of the creepy shit people say to women all the time, and also a way to call someone a bottom

It is such a shrooms realization holy fuck but I'm glad it helped them!

"we're talking years after the Marx brothers" is one of the greatest punchlines I've heard this year

not a single person here is normal, they are all freaks, and i love them all

as a nonbinary person who wants to be perceived as masc but also respects my afab bodily, "masculine fertile" is like taking my feelings and putting them into words

@Finn-wc8nq

Жыл бұрын

Wait question how is being Perceived as masc and respecting your body mutually exclusive?

@emilysmith2965

Жыл бұрын

They’re not, but they’re frequently not found together. They said “respecting my AFAB body,” not just “respecting my body.” As in, many people who are AFAB are either cis women or trans men, in which case these two conditions do not occur together. Cis women are fine with being AFAB but do NOT generally wish to be perceived as masc. Some cis women are butch and that’s a notable exception, but arguably they’re also going for “masculine fertile” despite not being trans. Trans men obviously want to be perceived as masc and ALSO they do not try to hold onto an AFAB birth gender or necessarily want their bodies to stay medically the same in any way. So it’s not the most common combination in the world to be somewhat okay with externally female biology and a birth assignment of “you are girl” but still not want to be perceived as femme at all. That’s fairly uncommon among both trans and cis people.

Misread the title for the video and thought it said “masc fatale” like “femme fatale” and now I need that to enter the cultural lexicon

Tom Hardy is a great irl example of a masculine fertile cis man imo

@GaH.Hassan

2 жыл бұрын

astonished at how correct this is

@bmboosprout7061

Жыл бұрын

you are so right.

@emilybutler8159

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!

I'm a skinny 6'6" man with an hourglass waistline. I think I am who Ally was referring to.

you can literally see them process "masculine fertile"

So we’re talking Chris Evans if he put like 15 pounds on all in his hips, butt, and thighs?

@IceMetalPunk

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's not just *his* butt. That's America's ass.

@JG-on2wx

2 жыл бұрын

@@IceMetalPunk his booty claps are the national anthem

@maxfitz8577

2 жыл бұрын

rcdart flashbacks

@flask223

2 жыл бұрын

Chris Evans as is

@rikimaru700

2 жыл бұрын

@@JG-on2wx Holy shit lol

"there are cis men who are masculine fertile" jerma985

@junishearer2932

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@coynelaundry

Жыл бұрын

thank you

@shaeisgae8952

17 күн бұрын

Jerma is masculine fertile

It just proves how transcendent RPGs can be when it lives rent-free in our minds forever afterwards.

Me: oh, mushroom like Mario. Me: oh, not mushroom like Mario.

All of the quarantine Adventuring Academy’s were off the fucking chain, time to go rewatch them all I guess. Thank you for this

Honestly I don't know what I am or what I want to be but I do know that I want to figure it out like Ally clearly has here.

This went on such a journey that I was genuinely surprised when "Masculine Fertile" was finally said (also I think Idris Elba is pretty Masculine Fertile, like he's got that vibe, ya know )

I love the varied reaction to it too. The full Kombucha Girl lineup

"We're talking years after the Marx brothers" What a line

Masculine fertile meaning that you could be a quarterbacker but you could also give birth if needed

@keithklassen5320

12 күн бұрын

You've seen quarterback, you've seen quarterbacker; now for a limited time only, you can be the quarterbackest!

we need to stake out "bussy" as a term for fertmascs

It's so good to see Katie again! And I love that they all are so funny just being themselves.

I assumed ‘mirror work’ was an actor thing as well…

Listening to this feels like I'm on mushrooms

They're heads all tilt at the same time. 💀💀💀

It's very Simple Broad Shoulders and Hips that Snitching like a Shakira Song. Masculine Fertile

The mirror work reference that Reeva is talking about actually goes back to a stage bit that was pretty common in vaudeville.

Katie quickly affirming the definition of mirror work? And here I thought Katie was a druggie only as a running joke on CH.

Rekha giggling about how dorky the I Love Lucy w/Chico Marx reference was is so wholesome

masculine fertile represent!!

Meanwhile im over here thinking "mirror work" is a part of ED recovery lmao

This conversation cracked a million eggs in every direction incredible

please for the love of god someone tell me they also remember the trans steve rogers art. PLEASE

@flask223

2 жыл бұрын

👎 no

@flask223

2 жыл бұрын

Specifically as a trans person no. Trans Steve Rodgers yes, but what you’re thinking about no

@oscarwildin8143

6 күн бұрын

it’s in my nightmarws

Welcome to the family, we've been expecting you.

I have held on tight to mascfert as a concept since this episode

Proud of you. 💙

Ohmygod I'm masculine fertile

The polar opposite of what has become known as "Submissive and Breedable".

I absolutely love Ally so much

Instant like based on the title alone

Btw the mirror gag they're referencing was in the Marx Brothers film Duck Soup from 1933. I suspect it's an old vaudeville bit.

I've never felt so submissive and breedable

What the hell kind of body type is Masculine Fertile? Like seriously, I would like a definition.

@PyrotechNick77

3 жыл бұрын

Broad shoulders and birthing hips.

@absurdlyevil7749

3 жыл бұрын

@@PyrotechNick77 welp, I guess I am also Masculine Fertile then, lol

@averythebirateking8347

2 жыл бұрын

@@PyrotechNick77 fuck

@MrSasyB

2 жыл бұрын

@@PyrotechNick77 oh. I am masculine fertile.

@chastermief839

2 жыл бұрын

I guess if your body looks like ally beardsly thats a good place to start

I don’t know who Ally Beardsley is, but I suddenly have the urge to watch G Gundam again.

lmao at Rekha's face as she considers whether or not to correct Brennan's "Chico" pronunciation, and then lets it slide

Id love to see someone from the 1850s try to follow this conversation.

see yeah i ALSO thought mirror work was an acting exercise, if not in front of a mirror, then one where you and a partner imitate each other

wait i still havent learned what masculine fertile is

I always saw Lars as a camp gay German in Arnold Schwarzenegger's body.

Masculine fertile is just urbosa from breath of the wild

"Virile"

Edit it’s been a year and I’m masculine fertile now

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

Update still don’t wanna be with child even one time ...but I do know what ally means now

Almost 4 minutes into this video and I still don’t know what masculine fertile means

THE NODS AFTER MASCULINE FERTILE OMGGGGGGGGGGG 😭3:44

Um actually it's not an episode of I love Lucy it's from the Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup

@StraveTube

11 күн бұрын

Yes, while it did originate in the 1933 film Duck Soup, Harpo also reprised his role in the mirror scene playing opposite Lucille Ball in a 1955 episode of I Love Lucy. Also, it was Harpo Marx not Chico Marx oh my GOD >:(

i thought of rcdart and sorry to anyone who knows that

Heres the Chicco Marx (apparently it's Harpo but that was a really weird and cool reference) sketch from I Love Lucy kzread.info/dash/bejne/hnqAqNSBcsjbY6w.html

Never knew my type would be masculine fertile 🤔

And even after all they they mean Harpo.

Ally says this about themself, but I’m sitting here like, “wait, is this why I, a cis female, find some men attractive in a gay way?”

@pearshaped9116

10 күн бұрын

Very relatable, I think this is how I persuaded myself I was a strait guy for so long, turns out I just like some women in a gay way…

"We're talking years after the Marx brothers." Wow. A misdirect callback. Never seen one of those. hahahaha

I also identify as body type masculine fertile.

3:48 the four possible reactions

…Okay maybe i’m masculine fertile too. Idk.

I think “mirror work” might be a trans/nonbinary thing cus I’ve never been on drugs and I do that all the time

I thought it was doing blow

3:45

Harpo Marx, not Chico Marx. Harpo was the one who did all the silent, physical, pantomime-type bits. Show some RESPECT oh my GOD

Hey it’s from ZEPETO

Is ally trans or non binary?

@starrykev

2 жыл бұрын

both, i think!

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I mean I don’t know of they identify with the label trans but nonbinary is part of the trans umbrella.

But like, cis men are fertile too.

all the examples in thr comments of masculine fertile are so bad, i dont think there are many hollywood types with that kinda bod

Ok, what the fuck actually is masculine fertile tho hahaha

I don't have the context of this... Lars. The only character/being that i know that has that name is the hot mess of steven universe. And when Ally coined it "masculine fertile". Thought qbout this asian looking androgyness(?) Girl cutting from the geek college student look to just shirtless flexing and damn she was clearly defined and also had great skin

@lurk1066

2 жыл бұрын

Nope Lars is a buff German shepherd

@lexizheng2472

2 жыл бұрын

androgynous is how the word is spelled :)

@chaiznt

2 жыл бұрын

i know its a bit late, but lars is ally's PC in the dimension 20 season mice & murder :)

Are people really equating body type with gender identity? Do... Do they know that those things are unrelated. Ones your physical appearance, ones how your biological sex interacts with the function of society.

@Miju001

2 жыл бұрын

They don't have a one-to-one correspondence, but there's definitely a connection

@hem9483

2 жыл бұрын

Your physical appearance definitely informs your personal experience of gender expression. Buff dude vs skinny dude vs heavy dude are three drastically different experiences of masculinity

@alexanderchippel

2 жыл бұрын

@@hem9483 No they're not. That's completely unrelated to masculinity. Not that it matters because masculinity and femininity have absolutely no purpose in our modern society. They are expressions of one's biological sex, and that has little to do with how society functions at the moment.

@als_pals

2 жыл бұрын

Ally is NB so I'm pretty sure they know that gender != sex lol

@mme.veronica735

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderchippel That doesn't change the fact some body features are considered masculine or feminine. Pieces of cloth don't have inherent value but in many countries you can exchange that for genuinely valuable stuff like food and water which are needed for biological functions

So basically a female who's masculine

I'm a skinny 6'6" man with an hourglass waistline. I think I am who Ally was referring to.