4:13 "You drive like a gangster" *Proceeds to be the sanest driver in the whole city*

@gachyskunk

11 ай бұрын

That made me laught 😂

5:57 that scream 😂

@ExpertExterminators

11 ай бұрын

5:48 The random dead guy in the taxi and the car horn. xD

@mariolovespillows3838

11 ай бұрын

That's some Anime x Loony Tones shit

@00lifeisforliving00

11 ай бұрын

Reminded me of toad scream in Mario Kart 64

@gerrykan1629

10 ай бұрын

Lol for real!! Have a nice flight!! 😂😂😂

@romella_karmey

10 ай бұрын

I have always been enjoying GTA 4 more than GTA 5 to be honest 😂😂😂

You could tell she was a cop, She asks these questions so casually

@chaka1061

11 ай бұрын

Fr it’s so obvious but I was playing this game when I was 9 so I never paid attention to the dialogue or cutscenes. I just wanted to shoot, kill, and finish the game. I do remember being annoyed by her questions but I was shocked when I found out that she was a cop back then. 😂😂

@obs6630

11 ай бұрын

She was the worst undercover cop lol

@zeroxwarrior

11 ай бұрын

She seems to got a promotion in gta 5 though somehow lol

@Deamia

11 ай бұрын

@@zeroxwarriorHoly crap I had to look that up. They look nothing alike, I never would have made the connection it's the same person.

@SaphMiles

11 ай бұрын

​@zeroxwarrior Well GTA cops are known for diving off a bridge headfirst, so there's that....😂😂😂😂

The comedic timing of the first date attempt where the cars were crashing into Michelle's car and getting so close to the checkpoint, followed by cars sideswiping them in the closing live cutscene was gold.

1:18 Niko: here’s your new car Michelle

I feel for niko, this is exactly how my dates go

@iaincowell9747

11 ай бұрын

Yeah right incel

@Lagger625

11 ай бұрын

*_Michelle is dead_*

@intraterrestrial69

10 ай бұрын

Yeah dude I hate it when my date gets killed too. I’m sure some people are used to it but it gets me every time

@mattfabbs

7 ай бұрын

*Michelle’s car has been destroyed.*

5:56 "My planet needs me"

@Leo-mj1mt

11 ай бұрын

LMAO THE SHADOW

@alexanderchavarin3442

10 ай бұрын

xd

18:14 "well, what do you do?" *takes some breath to answer* *dies*

**I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one.**

@ragi_dosa

11 ай бұрын

*Do you mean you'd steal one? Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals Niko?*

@user-gf5us6hl9q

11 ай бұрын

*Forget about it, I'll talk to you soon, bye.*

@closethockeyfan5284

11 ай бұрын

"I'm not used to this kind of driving!" You're right, and I am sorry, but I am not capable of driving 9,999,999 mph.

I think Niko's debt is higher than Roman in the entire game was.

4:46 That one made me laugh real loud 18:14 And this one too.

@gerrykan1629

10 ай бұрын

It's like they were a couple of high powered magnets hahahaha😂😂

@Xraviz

10 ай бұрын

lol the cab driver is dead at the wheel too

@tellmo25

10 ай бұрын

​@@Xravizyea, I just noticed that. That cab drive was a gonner.

@yochel8643

9 күн бұрын

18:16 Lol real part

2:05 *multiple bone fractures, concussion, broken clavicle* “Forget about it, I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.”

8:00 Niko says bye. SUV says hello.

I love how the dialogue continues on regardless of the cars smashing into them 😂😂😂

@myers0617

2 ай бұрын

I never laughed so loud before😂😂😂😂

2:30 Niko: I can't stand this sh**!

*... fast forward to August 2024* "Nikos 378th date!"

17:17 poor guy just wanted to have a view

@jimmyboy1582

11 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR HOURS.

@ng7848

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@The-Plaguefellow

6 ай бұрын

The sheer *precision* of that hit? That shit was *personal.*

she's lucky to be dating the only sane driver left on earth

At least she played some bowling before dying.

0:34 the way that cop car just bounces off the building like a tennis ball without ever touching the ground is too funny. The siren sounds like a cry for help. 😂

14:19 Niko casually hitting a kick flip while the world slowly burns around him

@10DollarProductions

8 ай бұрын

And a 360 right after that! He's got a line cooking right now.

“Be careful with Michelle’s car or the date will be over” *car is wrinkled like a raisin*

7:16 not the guy flying across the street 😂

14:17 what an elegant looping

@Leo-mj1mt

11 ай бұрын

"Yo do a kickflip!"

@kyouki2260

10 ай бұрын

This isn't Fun !!!

1:45 niko knocked across the east river 😂 and 3:27 Michelle's scream! 😂

18:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zemaddonzo3504

11 ай бұрын

What cracks me up is the path the car took to reach her in the first place

@AUG_XZABER

11 ай бұрын

The IAA sent an agent to take her out because she was about to spill da beans.

@mariolovespillows3838

11 ай бұрын

@@AUG_XZABER true lmao

This series of videos is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂

At 0:46 I just love how the pedestrian disappears 😂

@Genesisalfanta____

10 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing at all times 😂😂😂

Niko: What do you do? *Michelle proceeds to get hit by a tumbling car* I guess we’ll never know what she does.

@anamericaninbusan9389

7 ай бұрын

U.L. Paper sent that agent to assassinate her before their cover was blown.

1:45 big home run

11:32 bye Niko

16:06 niko apologizes while getting launched far away with doppler effect

11:33 😂😂 *sees cars literally flying full speed and blowing up* Michelle: geeZ LOuisE

18:11 Top 10 unexpected endings

2:06 Niko distant voice after getting complety wiped out by the horde of car is hilarious but not as hilarious as the ending police dispatch radio saying " Fuck u " lmao

You drive like a gangster! No, I drive as if our very survival depends on it!

I don’t laugh out loud often but for whatever reason these videos get me laughing so hard Im gasping for air. Thank you!

3:40 "Michelle" took off like a golf ball on a driving range 😂😂

16:34 underrated NPC torture 😂😂❤ back right into him

14:19 damn nice trick to impress Michelle

0:24 "you drive like a gangster" meanwhile there are cars hitting lightspeed next to her on the road lol

14:19 😆 That was a perfect stunt!

3:40 where did she go? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@darktsuna89

11 ай бұрын

Forget about it XD

I love it from here 3:33 Just absolute chaos

1:12 😂dam that one was brutal

@EvilIceCream333

11 ай бұрын

1:25

3:43 niko walkin through that Chaos so calmly makes it look so badass btw

Hate it when I get run over in a date and it throws me to another island. Can relate to Niko.

9:10 and 9:11😮😂 that driver just came out unscathed and walked away like as if nothing happened😂

I love the constant, aptly screaming NPCs

No matter how many times I watch that cutscene it never gets old

16:05 I love seeing bodies get launched across the whole screen

14:21 Nice barrel roll ❤😅

@Leo-mj1mt

11 ай бұрын

"Yo do a kickflip!"

1:11 I love when cars hit Niko and michelle😂😂😂😂😂

"I'm not used this kind of driviiing!" Yeah no, Michelle, like other New Yorkers, is used to flying at MK.5 speed to her destination. Every one born here knows you take a left at Central Park, switch gears to 9000mph, bounce against The Statue Of Liberty, get chased by the police, hit the pedestrians near the corner shop owned by Tony, sweet guy btw, I scream hi to him every once in a while as I fly by, then you get hit by a fellow driver, hope you survive and THEN you are at the carnival... Like didn't Niko go to New York driving school? They changed the trafic laws to ♾️mph to speed up things, no wonder why the police targets him every time, he is clearly holding up traffic. This is also why they always get hit in the cutscene, what are they doing standing around there, every New Yorker knows Michelle's tree is the fastest way to bounce to the east side. Remember kids, look both ways before crossing the street, and up... In case a car is falling from space. I'm actually crying over this bro, and the taxi one I over analysed too like how do they stay in business and such... This is too good. 🤣🤣🤣 have a sub.

@gamma2816

11 ай бұрын

And so... The safety of the Bowling Alley was over... He was so close. 🥹🤣

@bolobalaman

11 ай бұрын

Lmao the fact u come up with the whole copypasta tldr paragraph is comedy on its own, Imma steal this now

@gamma2816

11 ай бұрын

@@bolobalaman Bro I wish I could send you the voice notes of me crying over this to my brother, I came up with like 16 more of these with full lore of how the society works driving like this and how kids go to school and the legality system in a reality where this is absolutely normal, we died bro, I over analysed the HELL out of it, the one about driving school got me choking. 🤣 But aight aight, glad I made you laugh though. 🤣👍

@bolobalaman

11 ай бұрын

@@gamma2816 Those kids would be home school by now. No parent would be insane enough to kiss their children before they go to school and zoom away at the speed of a SR-71

@bolobalaman

11 ай бұрын

" As a finance analyst in Wall Street, it's a joy to take a sip of coffee in my office firm with a view on Brooklyn and the surrounding area of Manhattan where people's vehicle got throwed away at the speed of a commercial jetliner and fly in horde toward downtown. "

lmao like someone threw a car at her 1:18

Michelle: THIS ISN'T FUN! Oh yes Michelle, it is absolutely fun

1:24 Niko "I'll talk to you soon. Bye" The fact that Niko was smashed away after he said bye is priceless!😂

1:47 He got knocked all the way to Algonquin

@closethockeyfan5284

11 ай бұрын

He was getting her a new one there

@AnthonyRobart

11 ай бұрын

And he got a 6-star wanted level.

5:46 😂 The taxi entering the frame, already destroyed 🤣🤣 my face is wet and my sides are in agony! 🤣🤣 Also, amazing thumbnail shot lmao

It was like the world was spinning a million miles an hour. Their love was an inferno.

Michelle: 'We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the chaos."

4:44 *it s suspiciously quiet* *1 sec later* *Where are they?*

@Lord_The_Dragon

11 ай бұрын

5:25 GRENADE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If I ever get another date again, I’ll replicate these many scenes. Wish me luck guys!

I was impressed that he got so close first time without incident.

Niko getting obliterated every time he says "bye" will never NOT be funny.

THIS VIDEOS ARE FUNNY ASF MY MAN 😂😂😂

Don't worry about it Niko. There are plenty of Taxis in the sea. Or should i say, in the sky.

@4:47 just love when this shit happens during cutscenes. The taxi driver just laying dead on the horn. lmao

14:19 what does she mean it wasn't fun? that was a perfect barrel roll right there!

She's not having very good dates.. *Good.* I felt bad for Niko when she finally betrayed him and revealed herself to be a cop. You can do better, good Bellic!

I could watch these for hours

I can't believe he made it to the third date with this chaos around them 😂

The more of these videos I see the more I need to watch ALL OF THEM

Niko at 1:26 😂 "Youve just been erased" lmao ive seen my share of GTA mods... these are hands down the most hilarious....they all get SMOKED outta nowhere ROFL 🤣😂

@HipHopIsLifee

10 ай бұрын

“I’ll talk to you soon, bye.” *immediately gets wiped off the face of the earth*

@gerrykan1629

8 ай бұрын

You just KNEW he was gonna get smoked after seeing the first two cars strike out 😆

0:46 Gone. Just like that

2:32 wtf lmfao

2:33 Niko uses the force

Poor Niko, but I'm enjoying this 😂😂👍👍 6:47 "I'm feeling lightheaded!" 🤣🤣🤣

9:09 THAT FRONTFLIP WAS SICK

I could watch these forever

Poor Niko can’t even complete his apologies without being embedded into the wall again and again 😂

5:57 when you knock Zelda out of the stage in Smash Bros

0:46 she got deleted 💀

Why do I love these so much lmaooo

0:46 DAMN!

18:05 Michelle : "No, I guess I'm married to my job!" Niko : "Well, what you you do?" *splat* Me : *... well nothing much now I guess*

2:31 I die everytime I see this 😂

5:47 bye Niko

I love when they get hit in the cutscenes

I’ll be honest. The content was very funny, the cut scenes folded me 😂

“geez louise!”

Hahaha laughing so much with these videos! Very very good. On a side note, amazing how GTA 4 has better physics than GTA 5. Would be nice if GTA 6 has the best of both worlds, but I highly doubt it.

She could drive the car in this crazy setting and STILL blame Niko.

3:40. DAMN. That car hit her square in the face.

That ending 😂

Niko: Well, what do you do? Michelle: *Gets hit by car* Worf: Die. 😁

"you drive like a gangster' the traffic must be all godfathers

1:24 "I'll talk to you soon, bye". Disappears

I love these so much 😂

This feels like groundhog day with the worst twist imaginable: going on a date with Michelle.