My kiddo is still asleep IN HIS OWN BED, there’s 6 inches of snow on the ground, and I can watch TIG alone in peace?! Luxury. This is luxury. ❤️

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

obsessed!

imagine a women being like "OH! we're gonna SEE some SACK!!"

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

SUBLIME!!!

“Headmaster at chuckles university” has me CACKLING 🤣💀

Im so thankful y’all uploaded rn. I was having a panic attack and started to calm down after watching for a few mins. Y’all truly save my life

@Ginathatsme8189

7 ай бұрын

Me too!! Like exactly it’s 4 am lol

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

love u!! Hope you’re feeling better! 🩷

all my anxious girls rise! we are up way to late but at least we got desion and drew

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

🩷🥰

take a shot every time you hear “we’re gonna see some tits!” WASTED before the end of the podcast 😭😭 i was literally dying this entire episode LMAOO

I’m so ecstatic to hear both Drew & Pili are trying out Baldur’s Gate 3, it will be all the more fun having someone to share the experience with-especially if you both make vastly different decisions throughout the game! Unfortunately, since the game is based on Dungeons & Dragons original tabletop role playing game, the turn-based combat is a core feature that can’t be avoided, but toggling the settings could definitely help with minor aspects like graphics, camera angles, and combat difficulty. For me it was also the first time not only diving into the vast Dungeons & Dragons setting, but also playing such a complex, turn-based combat game so it was a lot to absorb at first, but once you get more acquainted with everything it becomes so addicting! I look forward to hearing more tidbits about you both enjoying the game-anything you’re open to sharing about your experiences, lots of us would love to hear it~! 💖

My favorite part of every episode is when Deison says “What the heck!?” during the ad read

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

I can’t believe these deals! Lol

“THROW HIM AWAY AND LOCK THE KEY” TOOK ME OUT🤣 instead of lock him up and throw away the key I’m gonna start saying this

"and if you get that titillated" no pun intended 😂🤣🤣😭🤣

I’d love to see Tefi on the pod! It was from her show that I found out y’all had a podcast so coming back full circle would be nice :)

13:17 _"First of all: FUCK YOU! but what was the reason?"_ 😺 28:29 _"Guys! It's my mom's birthday!"_ 36:33 _"WE'RE GONNA EAT GOOD TODAY!"_ The way I cackled xD

“You’re fuckin around and we have a kitchen to run” drew is such a Virgo I can’t 😂😂

DUMBO!!! I literally had to do the same thing, my daughter was watching it in the livingroom and I had to go lay down in my bed so she didn’t hear me absolutely sobbing 😭

drew's tiny gasp at "in: extension cords" 😂

I'd love to see more of Brittany on the pod! The way I wouldn't stop laughing

The whole Sydney Sweeney movie story time (30:41) had me so fuckin weak I had to take my ass home from the gym cause I just couldn’t stop laughing. 😂

“Men don’t deserve rights, let alone things, you know what I’m saying?” - this had me in tears then two minutes “you should not be going in dates, you should be in prison” ahhhhhhh

the second i hear a man say something out of pocket or nasty i’m gonna need to hear a “GUARDS SIEZE HIM!!”

Went to see Iron Claw with my brothers and there were only two other couples in the theater. The two girls and myself were gasping for air for our collective sobs. Literally one of the safest places I’ve ever cried in 😂 Also The Whale…. My bf asked me if I was okay cause I was just sitting there during the credits

Drew getting into dnd, I didn’t know how bad I needed this. And also everyone was waiting for you to find out abojt the genitalia customization 💀💀🏃🏻‍♀️

@lowkeylola88

7 ай бұрын

PLS i just got the game recently too and omg i was shocked when it had genitalia customization. my mom was over when i was making my character and she was like OMG YOU CAN SEE HER VAGINA then i moved to all the different options and she lost it when there was wieners lmaoooo

Bring Bob (the Drag Queen) on oh my god please for the love of god, her story on Comment Section about the kid who was an asshole in school and Drew’s response sends me every damn time

PLEASE have sarah schauer on omg

Uff, when I watched the Tomb of the Fireflies, I swear I was in public and had to excuse myself 30min in and was sobbing inconsolably locked in the bathroom that my bf came to check on me worried. All the people in the bathroom thought we had broken up. 😅

Drew you would LOVE Cyberpunk!!!

I open mouth sobbed for 30 full minutes in theater watching Everything Everywhere All At Once.

You could play on adventurer mode!! That should make the battles easier so you’ll be in them less and can just focus on the story. :)

This is the earliest I’ve ever been omg love you two

I rewatched lilo and stitch last year and it’s SO SAD rewatching as an adult!!! I didn’t cry that much as a child

Wait help, my husband and I just stayed up till one with him playing overcooked, every single thing you said WAS FACTS. I have gotten really good at beaming lettuces at his head to push him off the board. 😂😂 me constantly also screaming PLATE IT, PLATE IT FFS

35:42 I almost peed from laughing so hard omg, love you girls!

iron claw...dude...i was doubled over sobbing in the recliner movie seat and no one around me was doing the same.......i thought i was alone! feels good to know that others sobbed.

“daddy is it done?” and we come in and he’s playing madden “noooo” HAD TO PAUSE TO LAUGH (ik I’m late but I’m binging these)

I’m so excited for your Bg3 adventures, don’t worry about the lore or anything too much. Just have fun and make your own choices because I’m so stoked to hear your choices omg. ❤ Ps the choices for the girlies are so fun, wait till you find the mods for more hair.

BROSKI!!! BASKA!!! Plss

‘Who’s on family?’ 😂 21:55

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

YEAH EXACTLY

my favorite people frrr

Drew: describing the unethical process of mating her sims Me: *snaps bc I felt that*

My sanity is back babyyyy! This is such a needed ep today bc it’s 12 degrees outside and I’m stuck inside and I’m bout to go crazy

I am 100% with Drew on the combat in BG3. I love the game, other than the combat. I don't like turn based combat at all, and it's literally why I couldn't finish Persona 5, even though I LOVED the game in general. I just set that bitch to the easiest difficulty to make the combat go as fast as physically possible(and it still takes forever). Also, usually the cut scenes are prerendered, so they are going to look better than the in-game graphics. You see it in games like the Witcher 3. Incredible, beautiful cut scene graphics, but it's literally just because it's a really well-made cartoon. That's why there's usually a difference in all games, it's just more noticeable in some over others.

@emilyn5066

7 ай бұрын

Yes I was going to say to put it in easy to help with combat that’s what I did cause I’m here for the story & tea😂

drew if you loved valhalla and all the exploring & romance then i’d HIGHLY recommend you play odyssey

Been crying all morning, but this video is giving me peace and much needed laughter ❤ thank you ❤

Currently playing Ghost of Tsushima and it’s SOOO GOOD… I’m in the Toyotama region rn 🤭

In case as anyone hasn’t said, it’s really good as a solo game, but possible to play multiplayer. And you can have several saves/stories at once (well on pc atleast). And Drew… PC has a LOTTTTTT of mods… Pretty clothes, able to have everyone with you while you travel/fight, etc… Juuust saaayin’

Dickinson is actually pretty funny 😂 I stopped watching bc I binged it and got bored but need to revisit the show

Ugh I love you guys so much

I love deis ❤😂 I can relate to her sm

I cry at everything I watch too, sad or happy. The ones that really get me are the Ford commercials. So emotional for no reason! 😭

I had to come to the video when I was listening on Spotify so I could see how drew would look at the t1t man lmfao

The smack your ass vow reminded me of the buffalo chicken dip bit 😂😂😂

the placements of the ads r always dubious

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

gotta keep the sick lil freaks on their toes

i cried at the MEAN GIRLS MUSICAL!!! legit cady is just lying in her bad sad and i was like manually breathing for NO REASON

sonny angels are in this year 🤷🏼‍♂️ i just feel it

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

OH 1000000% - Deison

i rewatched Lilo & Stich with some friends (many years later) as an adult... i was viciously crying and no one was prepared and neither was i

If yall love movies on sisterhood, yall HAVE to see the color purple. The new one is fantastic and I was silently crying with my mouth open and coughing from crying so hard. 10/10

YES MOD THE GAME!!!!! also casual mode is fun too!!!

i always love when i see you guys post content with morgan. my three favorite together🫶🏼

this ep made me giggle so hard 😭

Only baddies give their baldur's gate character that 80 inch slicked back braid hairstyle 💅

THE ANYONE BUT YOU PART KILLED ME STOOPPPP

Having played the whole thing, I don't think it's possible to play without any fighting, and it's always turn-based, sometimes some missions force you to enter that mode even without fighting. But the bird eye view, that you can change, there should be an option for that. Honestly I hated the fighting as well when I started playing but I got used to it pretty quickly

as a nerdy listener 😂 i would expect nothing less from someone coming into dnd/baldurs gate mechanics for the first time. it can be really tedious and annoying sometimes but you get used to it and the better you get and stronger your character gets, the easier it is and less annoying. it's tough in the beginning but i think satisfying in the end

Drew playing the sims is giving Oliver in Saltburn…. But this is also how I played lol motherlode cheat ftw

If your character has high enough charisma, there are tons of quests in BG3 where depending on what conversation response you pick, you can convince the bad guys to either not fight or just yoink themselves. My fiance (who was playing a bard) and I did a lot of that in our first playthrough because we wanted more time to see everything.

We want Sarah Baska !!!

My Aries best friend allllways yells at me (triple Virgo) for looking up the endings to movies and tv shows 😂

@soliloqvy

7 ай бұрын

OMG IVE NEVER MET A FELLOW TRIPLE VIRGO HIII (and same i literally read up the whole plot beforehand 😭😭)

@rileyn18363

7 ай бұрын

@@soliloqvy omg hiii!!!! Sun, moon, and rising are all Virgo for me 🥲😭 does your stomach also hurt all the time? Lmaooo

@soliloqvy

7 ай бұрын

@@rileyn18363 YEA ME TOO SAME CONSTELLATION 😭😭😭 no it doesnt all the time but right now it does LMAO

I’m so glad to hear that I’m not alone SOBBING during movies. Yesterday it was for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 🙂

Queen charlotte made me ugly cry and I kept watching the clips knowing I’d cry again. The help makes me cry no matter how many times I see it. Fried green tomatoes, beaches, all great for a good cry. Books- also fried green tomatoes, the great gatsby (the part with his dad made me inconsolable), the old Willis place, pretty much anything by Mary Downing Hahn. Sometimes you just need to cry.

44:22 me watching this after I showered sitting down cus my feet were hurting so bad after practice 🤭

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 3!! I legit thought of getting up and leaving the theater cause I couldn’t stop crying 😭😭😭I can’t and will never watch that movie again 😭

I have been looking forward to this all week. I really really love the podcast and the patreon. ❤

@twoidiotgirls

7 ай бұрын

😘

Now that my boyfriend finished his first Baldur’s Gate run, we’re doing a run for me where I get to make all of the story decisions while he plays the actual combat. I get nauseousss from the birds eye view, and it’s good quality time too :) 6:41

To answer BG3, you can play explorer mode I think that’s the most basic and there’s less fighting and more story

Omg 😂 inside out is my go to crying animated film. Get Adam on the pod!

I started Valhalla because of the last episode, it’s my first Assassin’s Creed game and ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. Definitely one of the best games I’ve played and I’m only like 6 hours in

Drew fully gets it with BG3. I also want primarily story, but I’m also a D&D fan. Tip, some characters will let you be in an open relationship like Halsin.

you guys are always there when i need u❤️no one els posts like u guys and i love you for it❤️the best channel literally ever❤️

Drew, idk how you feel about wizards and shit but I just started playing Hogwarts Legacy and it’s soooo fun!!! I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan and I still love it a lot. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sitting in the shower makes me feel like a cave woman showering in the rain😂

Drew, I love bg3 to death, and I play on the easiest difficulty possible. I recommend customizing your difficulty, I dropped the difficulty of all the fights to explorer, lowered the amount of food you need to rest, set my short rests to fully heal me, made it so I can see the difficulty of the roll, and set it so I can multiclass (put different levels into new classes, like 1 lvl cleric and 3 lvl barbarbian) I speed run the fights to get back to the story lol. Also, to be sucking and fucking everyone, you do have to settle with one person eventually, but 2 companions let you bring in a second guy (it's the same guy and the only option for poly) HAVE FUN!!!

I loved this episode!! Got me cracking up at the gym 🤣

You guys HAVE TO WATCH “Boy Swallows Universe.” Especially if you want to cry! It’s so good & the kid is such a good actor it’s crazy. I cried at least 5 times an episode. And spoiler alert- it’s a happy ending! So don’t worry 😂

That's one reason I haven't played baulder's yet, I am not a big fan of turn by turn based games. If I'm going to fight, i wanna throw hands immediately, not wait for 5 turns first lol.

I would LOVE to see Trixie on TIG ❤

drew get ur self some mods for the sims 4 it’s makes it 10000x better

This video was so fucking funny 🤣🤣

Yeeeeessss girl got baldurs gate!!!! You are gonna love the looting in act 3 I'm the same, I don't like the fighting. I got mods where I'm so overpowered that the fights go so quick. (Party limit begone and double xp mod)

My high school Spanish teach was a short white man from the US with one singular hoop earring, that got stabbed while living abroad once. Anyway, the day after i got my braces i came to class and this man called me train tracks. I was sick and felt ugly and in pain and literally cried and asked my mom to come pick me up. She and my dad met with the principal and they CHEWED that dude out. He apologized and never spoke to me again.

you mentioned the bald and the beautiful so i think both trixie and katya would be really fun as guests

“Oh we’re gonna see some tits” i have not stopped laughing that entire time you two are the funniest people I’ve ever come across 💀

Drew defending Valhalla with her life

The part about purposefully crying when you’re on your period 🤣🤣🤣

Harry Styles Little Freak? In. Travis Scott Sicko Mode? Out.

You both should have Morgan and THT crew on the podcast!

I used to sleep on the shower floor so I would be left alone in the morning before school 😂😭💀 Now my chronic illness a** has to sit or maybe pass out and if I’m sick enough I will accidentally fall asleep lmao

Everytime they talk about AC im surprised they dont talk about origin thats the best one besides to ezio ofcourse

I'm been obsessed with watching grand theft auto RP no pixel and I feel like Drew would kill that shit

The cover is attractive to foot people 😂❤

@4:12 LMAOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOO

Trixy and Katya!!!