The dead deer carcass paired with the dudes fart stench added to the experience? 😂😂😂

@ryanb4940

Ай бұрын

Don’t kink shame!

why is the fart description so detailed 😭

@sigatah

Ай бұрын

IKR LMAO

@pinkleWeenkies

20 күн бұрын

its intricate to the story

@jake_1600

19 күн бұрын

Bro tasted it that’s y

There is something I like about how Zeark explains things.

@vaisn

Ай бұрын

fr it’s like listening to a friend talk about something rather than some typical youtuber

@nickelpenny1

Ай бұрын

Agree with both of these takes ^

@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet

Ай бұрын

It’s the uptalk I’m sure

@JON41r0

Ай бұрын

It’s like I’m in an Xbox party and I’m listening him explain the movie while we’re playing a game together

@forrestpatterson6053

Ай бұрын

@@vaisnlike oddheader. Or Connor’s curiosity. Or gambado gaming. But ESPECIALLY lazy chill zone. Please check em out

While horror movies shown through the view of the killer aren't new, it's interesting how the killer featured here is a Jason-like slasher villain rather than some creepy pervert.

@TheTillmanSneakerReview

Ай бұрын

That's actually what it was. It was a Friday the 13th with a darker tone.

lol bro the guy sitting behind you gifted you a complimentary premium movie theater experience 😂

Great video! Something I want to mention that I loved about this movie is the lack of sound effects. When watching a slasher like this from the victim’s perspective, the movie throws a bunch of jumpscare booms and suspense music which is supposed to in a way represent the feelings of the victim in that moment. In this movie, the absence of sound effects really emphasizes the perspective of the killer because the killer doesn’t show fear or any feelings in the movie. This movie does a great job of feeling like the killer!

Yoga kill is literally a mortal kombat fatality😂😂😂

@maxTheTimeSlasher

13 күн бұрын

I literally said that out loud 😭

@Mimichal11

5 күн бұрын

Lol fr

@LucasBoland4

3 күн бұрын

Agree.

Fart sent him into an existential crisis

I started rolling when he started describing the deaf dear carcass and the dude ripping ass 😂😂

watching movies with a good audience like this is a once in a lifetime experience

Movie critics when a thriller isn't a slowed reverb phonk tiktok edit with murder every 5 seconds and subway surfers gameplay on the side of the screen 👿

@citizenvulpes4562

23 күн бұрын

The movie is just surface level garbage man, you don't need to have a short attention span to see that this movie is art house slop, meant for film snobs that think they have better tastes than everyone else.

@golem4617

20 күн бұрын

Because movie critics are famous for watching tiktok edits? What are you even talking about dude...

@SissypheanCatboy

15 күн бұрын

@@citizenvulpes4562 If you think this is "art house slop" you are genuinely just unable to actually appreciate art beyond the surface level. You don't like the movie but you can't come up with any valid objective criticism so you just use a nonsense internet buzzword like "slop".

@ales6305

8 күн бұрын

​@@golem4617the most nonsensical joke I've heard fr

This movie rips just as much as that guy's ass, most of the kills go so hard specifically the yoga one (obviously) and I love they made something different out of a type of movie we've seen dozens of times and I can excuse the long tedious walking and nothing shots because those shots of nothing are very pretty and well filmed and my theater I would say was also about 30-40% full and I loved hearing the little noises people in the theater made

So true that the last ten minutes felt like the entire runtime of the movie, great observation. It's a solid 3.5 / 5 star movie for me, which is as good as you can ever get with a slasher flick. I really liked it a lot. so different.

I really enjoyed the movie for the most part. There were moments I was bored with Johnny walking and the other characters too. During Johnny walking around the woods, I felt relaxed and peaceful. This is my first movie in the theaters since November 2019.

I genuinely enjoyed this movie so much, there’s a lot of division going on because people aren’t used to slower paced movies, but as an avid A24 and slasher film fan I loved it. It was slow for a reason, so everything sinks in and takes you into the mind of a mindless monster.

Bro thank you for acknowledging the humor!! I actually LOST it when there was that part with repetitive swinging - so funny 🤣

That yoga scene has to be one of the most fuck up brutal kills in recent horror history

@comradejux

15 күн бұрын

mortal kombat level death

I can understand that sometimes the movie theater can suck ass and people are ill mannered but just the feeling of being in a theater is just a different feeling. This sounds very interesting, I would to check it out 😊, I hope you have a great day

There is no comparison between a true movie theater experience and sitting at home looking at your TV.

@Zeark

Ай бұрын

In my opinion this is true for IMAX but besides that I get the same experience if not better sometimes because there isn’t a group of dudes on their phones and talking the whole time. Opinions.

@afacelessname

Ай бұрын

@@Zearkpeople recording tiktoks during Evil Dead Rise really kind of undid theaters for me.

@ZodiacBoi42

16 күн бұрын

Truthfully I watched this movie on my laptop at midnight alone haha, but nothing beats a theater.

Bro made me die of laughter at 0:40 🤣

"i rate movies based off the vibes" you are so real for this

Bro got to experience Smell o vision with that fart 😂

Mr Voorhees retired and this is his intern

i remember during the movie when the girl was killed with the hooks everyone was like “EHH EWWW WTF”

I personally liked this movie, I found it beautifully shot and different from all the other slasher movies I've seen ( it literally feels like you are playing a slasher horror game, walking through the woods, stalking, searching etc ). I loved every single kill

My life sucks so bad right now, but the ass rip in the movie theatre story cheered me right up. Had a good belly laugh.

@Zeark

6 күн бұрын

@@kayknouse3300 I’m glad I could help in anyway haha! I wish your life gets better soon and I cast a spell of happiness upon you. 💕

i just found your channel like yesterday, and i desperately needed something new to watch so YIPPPPEEEEE i am very happy i stumbled upon your channel

Why is his "goodbye" so cute 😂

wow what a amazing story to start the video TT thx for the new video man !!!

zeark never fails to make me tinkle in my winkle !

@Jalaway

Ай бұрын

damn zeark ur not even gonna reply to that beautiful comment?

@MrRobertGillan

Ай бұрын

⁠@@JalawayRuined it by replying to your own comment smh

@elegyofaloyalhound

Ай бұрын

​@@MrRobertGillanshame, shame.

I never want to go to the theaters until I watch the movie. Then after it’s over I kinda sit there and think “Wow, I can change the world!” Repeat every 1-2 months ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and your video is incredible as always!

@Zeark

Ай бұрын

HAHA exactly and thank you!

I'm happy you went to the cinema and experienced the public reacting like that, I don't go that much, but hell I remember watching Spiderverse, and I was laughing and in awe with the public at many times, and it was a beautiful experience :). Yeah watching from home is convenient, but this, you experience with public.

Hi Zeark! It makes me happy you enjoyed the movie so much, I commented on a YT poll you posted about whether or not you should go see the movie, and I said I just saw it, and you said I convinced you to see it; it made my day! I absolutely love the slow-horror style that this movie utilized, it was a lot of walking and quiet background conversations from other characters, but to me it made every word said stick out so much more. The lore that they did give us was really interesting to me, and although really simple, I think it was creepy enough and pretty cool. It was just such an experimental movie and I think anyone who enjoys horror should see this in a theatre with a good crowd like you said, I’m really happy I got to. It was funny how you mentioned that the movie was basically dead by daylight at some points; I saw this movie sitting between my roommate and my girlfriend and both of them whispered “dead by daylight” in my ear without realizing they both said it. The yoga kill definitely had Mortal Kombat fatality vibes to it too, which made it all the better.

The most relaxed I've ever been watching a horror film.

I JUST watched this and had to come back to say that holy shit I really really liked it this video is one of many that made me watch it so thanks!

Getting crop dusted in the theatre definitely sounded like the goriest part of the movie. 😆

I felt like this guy was very creative with his killing. It wasn't just for a wow factor but it was who he was. Jason and Michael seemingly killed mindlessly. It was almost accidental that it was so gruesome. This guy like enjoyed his work.

I just wanna say I just discovered your channel and you’re definitely one of my top tier horror channels!! just subscribed! 😃

@Zeark

Ай бұрын

Thank you!!

Yooo I remember when I found you with the submechanophobia vids and seeing your channel grow by like 1k subs every day. Love to see the weight loss and the channel growth man much love🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️

I’ve really enjoyed your takes and as a HUGE Friday the 13th fan I’m even more excited xD

Stunning work

im not a gore fan but i honestly sympathized with Johnny with his fathers memory and the toy car moments. i was like awww. i liked it alot.

That opening minute is top tier

The end scene was the best part of the movie.

bro just realized the charm of the cinema

Great work as always!

@humptydumpty1111

Ай бұрын

Also relatable theater experience, i went to see elemental and this annoying toddler was kicking my seat ☠️.

Bruh, you hit everything on the head. The cinematography was great from the ratio of how it was shot, to each angle. Everyone talks about the yoga kill which was like woah woah woah but imo the wood splitter was worse. The camera sitting in one spot not moving for the entire shot as Jonny just kinda..played with it? I was in an almost empty theater. It was gnarly and I most definitely had a good time.

@Zeark

21 күн бұрын

Dude that kill was so disturbing

Me and the wife went to see this during the weekend. It was us 2, and 2 other people in the back. And two people in the back literally left during the opening shot. But me and my wife gave it a chance and loved it! This is not a movie for the impatient though, like Skinamarink.

My theater was pretty involved in the scenes too! The kills were crazy in this movie, it was so so intense, the yoga scene and the wood cutter scene were gut wrenching…loved the movie

It was my first film in theaters since Evil Dead Rise. Just me & 3 other very respectful people. Glad I saw it big, them woods is sexy.

So excited to watch it

Brother you made my day

Lmaooo @ Johnny knowing how to swim 😂😂😂

I genuinely really liked the ending 😂

Truly a violent nature indeed

I LOVED the ending!!! This movie seemed satirical because it really exposed how stupid the survivors can be. Bu at the end when it switches perspectives it was terrifying. The sound and cinematography really did shake me.

my fav horror flick of the year. i think it will change with longlegs or maxxxine but yeah this movie was dope af. i like that its different and some people just dont like different. like i can see this being a cult classic in 20 years or so. Also you say the movie isn't deep but I feel like it was pretty deep. theres tons of persepctives you can take from this film. Was he a zombie, was he an animal, is he human, was he blind etc. and the car ride kinda puts it all into that and kinda makes you guess and understand the movie more. One of my fav scene is when he went underwater ad the camera just stayed still for like 3 min with the anticipation of the chick dying. my only ick was the stupid ass victims ecspecially the yoga girl, like what was she doing lol

yoooooooooo!!!!!! new zeark vid!

The post credit scene was Johnny and me makin out on my bed and it fades to black as he takes the mask off for me.

ngl when I saw the yoga part I just found it funny and chuckled. Maybe I have seen way too much Mortal Kombat fatalities to not get grossed out by it.

See now I’m definitely going to watch it

Oh yay! What a pleasant surprise! ✨❤️

I love the idea that this movie had made so much of it feel like you’re the killer from a 3rd person perspective, it sort of gives a weird interesting feeling in a good way

I watched this movie with my boyfriend in a theater. It was only us and I honestly think that made the experience so much better. I personally enjoyed this movie a lot because of the unique way it was filmed. The whole time i almost felt isolated despite being in a public space which added to the whole killer pov

I'm so glad this is getting love. I went a few days ago and yeah, this was fun. The slow pace didn't kill the experience and THE YOGA KILL. H O L Y F U C K

@Zeark

Ай бұрын

IT WAS I N S A N E

@maxxvexxtor3557

Ай бұрын

@Zeark even the first kill, Johnny the silly goose 😂😭

New zeark vid!

I really love slasher, but looks like there is no release date in brazil, hope to see in streaming soon, i love the aesthetic of this

The yoga kill was insane

the sink made of teeth triggered me so bad oh my god. still love you tho. and so does my roommate.

I loved the ending to this movie. It made me so anxious and yet it was ironic.

It's a very meta movie in the sense that it expects you to know the genre tropes in order to understand it. Everytime there's a moment like the one at the end of this film in any other slasher film, the killer returns to finish the job in a horrifying manner. During this last scene, I was on the edge of my seat, WAITING for that to happen. They show you the forest all the time, when she's limping towards the road, when the old lady picks her up, when they're in the car, when the car stops, etc... I was expecting Johnny to suddenly appear out of nowhere all the time, but he never did. It was a clever genre subversion, because it puts you in the girl's shoes. She will ALWAYS feel this way, she will never be sure if the killer is gone forever or not. She will definitely not camp again in her whole life, that's for sure lol You end up FEELING her trauma in a very intimate way. But I guess if the movie doesn't make you feel that, then it'd be understandable if you think it's a bummer ending.

I like watching horror movies at home because I can skip the jumpscares 😅

I watch it alone, daily. That's me.

Ahhhh I missed a zeark video by 7 daysss how did that happennn

Thank you for reviewing movies I’m too lazy to watch

I have to watch it!

We not gonna talk about bro having his dogs out at the theater💀 Ik it was some random picture

i honestly really liked Jhonny's face, its not really deformed but really demonic, sorta orcish, it caught me off guard and id shit bricks if i saw this in the woods

Funnily enough I didn’t find main parts of the movie boring or slow, but I can’t even recall what the last 10 minutes was because I checked out. I think it was dialogue heavy, something meditative but yeah that ending dragged

@Zeark

Ай бұрын

Exactly how I felt lmao

I just got home from seeing it. In the UK it doesn’t come out for another couple weeks but I got to see it at a secret screening where they didn’t tell you what the film was, just gave clues. 35 people walked out and I think some of them were hoping for MaXXXine, others just didn’t like it. I fucking loved it, exactly what I hoped it would be. I don’t know anyone else who’s seen it so haven’t been able to discuss it and I really want to

I had a similar experience to that theater fart… During The Black Phone, I was right next to a chubby dude with really heavy body odor… but it weirdly smelled a lot like a musty concrete basement.

The teeth sink was disgustingly beautiful.😕

Dam all for a necklace?

It has one of the greatest kills of all time.

i like this guy get him a million subs NOW.

The ending is what holds me back. It turns paranoid suspense into a long, drawn out boring ending with nothing happening. I feel like if they didn’t blue-ball us in the end it would’ve been such a good movie

@Zeark

Ай бұрын

Yep. Agreed.

Honestly this would have been a good half hour movie, if you're into the long lingering shots, this movie has it

Man you’ve grown since the submechanaphobia days. Keep it up legend!

Where the hell can I watch this? No theatres are playing it around me.

Everytime they chaned the shot from the killer to the teens i kept trying to find like a silhouette or outline of the killer i always felt like i saw something that just kinda vaguely look person shaped but i could just be looking into to hard. Did anyone else think that or an i just crazy. I tried so hard because everytime it switched back i thought i should of atleast been able to see a little of him givin the shot is the dirrct opposite from where he was standing before changing to hocer over the teens

Honestly great video man! The only thing I completely disagree on is that the “Yoga kill” was not nearly as brutal as Terrifier 2 bedroom scene

I felt like Dune 2 was taking forever to get going, I remember sitting there for like 40 mins like “c’mooooorrn!😾” But this movie in great, and also there’s a french movie thats not out yet called “Les Chambres Rogue” (Red Rooms) when that finally comes out here is going to be crazy, and of course we can all agree “Longlegs” is gonna be the one everyone will be talking about.

Like you said I kinda didn’t like that it was slow but I also really liked it

YEAHHHH

ayyyyyyy last movie I saw in theaters was dune part 2 as well

U should talk about Arcadian

I believe its actually the first slasher film that didn't feel shallow to me. I have a sense that the creators smartly understand that slashers are not excluded from having a theme, and this movie uses the framing of a friday the 13th movie to express itself as a reflection on the meaningless violence of nature. Its a simple theme but its expressed very concisely. This, on top of how great it is just as a regular slasher, makes it extremely impressive to me.

damn dude your voice doesn't have to go up at the end of every sentence like you're asking a question

@Zeark

20 күн бұрын

Okay Andrew? Thanks for the comment? Have a great day? 🤨

Tbh I expected so much and only got so little. One thing that angered me the most was the fact that I didnt even fungkin remembered the name of the last character because the movie poorly introduced the "protagonists" of it. Also the end was extremely unsatisfying. Like I want to love the movie because of the great camera work and great kills but the script and cheezy acting kills it for me.

Anyone know when this drops on shudder?