"one" "morning" "boat" "JOOOLIAN"

Every role Julian plays begins with him exclaiming that he is that role. "I am his wife!" "I am a dog!"

@Jurbles

6 жыл бұрын

Or him going to the store

@julsmul7164

6 жыл бұрын

Because Julian's a robot. He has to verbally confirm any inputs to his improv center.

@BlamoStramo

6 жыл бұрын

Murphy Slaw because Julian is the worst

@pormpfspimperton6804

6 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna

@ghost-jw8yo

6 жыл бұрын

supershadow957 you mean best

My video started buffering right as ding dong said "wait"

@hugmuun

7 жыл бұрын

*W* *O* *A* *H*

@numaandhavoctv

4 жыл бұрын

he stopped time because he wanted you to wait also 300th like so i'm the coolest ecks dee

@s3dchr

4 жыл бұрын

Is that your CreepyPasta?

@toast7303

4 жыл бұрын

@@s3dchr Ding Dong says the fuck word

@Jack_Woods

4 жыл бұрын

Toki yo tomare

"Chris you should write a kids book" "Okay here goes!"

@kitnamedgran

6 жыл бұрын

climid he's been waiting his whole life for this moment

@srbrant5391

5 жыл бұрын

It was a funni knife.

@tristanwilliams4180

5 жыл бұрын

and he make funni scream

@aztros8128

4 жыл бұрын

you have now achieved 1k likes my good friend

I almost spit out my water when Julian said "bear" and Ding Dong finished with "necessities"

'Julian julian, can you tell that one commenter I'm not homophobic?' 'Uh Chris...ah uhm...' Holy shit 😂😂

@themiddleman900

6 жыл бұрын

kooky spook wait is Julian actually gay?

@Torasyl

6 жыл бұрын

themiddleman900 yeah, i think ding dong is too

@opticfloyyyd

4 жыл бұрын

cfdanner yes. Idk about ding dong tho they could be dating but who knows.

@alphalax7747

4 жыл бұрын

@@Torasyl hes bisexual actually

@sants2674

3 жыл бұрын

@Crumbsly Idk if theyre dating anymore, he mentioned they started dating back in 2015

>includes the clip of Julian killing 50 pikmin noice

@BStellingwerf292

4 жыл бұрын

Cheetos Christ 420 likes on your comment noice

Help me I've been watching Oneyplays for a few months now and the improv tactics of these boys have slowly been infecting me to the point that my sense of humor when I'm with my girlfriend is me talking in rhymes in a funny accent

@supersungal2

6 жыл бұрын

The Murderers Folly believe me she is

@kanna-san.

6 жыл бұрын

I know I am

@grigori7834

6 жыл бұрын

I leaned over to my girlfriend one evening and said "funny scream". She's pregnant now

@no_traction

6 жыл бұрын

This started happening to me and my girlfriend and friends don't find me funny anymore

@kirbykinnie3691

6 жыл бұрын

livierose I've never related to anything more

8:22 you can faintly hear the child tell you his suicide plan in the background.

Chris; One DinDong; Morning Juian; Boat Chris; ¡JULIAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

*EY JOOOLIAN*

@joshlevy4533

7 жыл бұрын

Crash Bandiwoah YOU PHUKKIN' BASTAAAARD

@SpAzMaTiCJ

5 жыл бұрын

*WHEEZES*

"Trump is no clipping" had me laughing for at least 10 minutes straight.

@colefriel3171

6 жыл бұрын

Megan Twiss I like to imagine he is sitting at his desk, gets a call, says “stupendous, I’ll be there in five minutes” then stands up and no clips through his desk

@tyde4610

5 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@juanthebravo

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyde4610 15:21

@beepboop8751

4 жыл бұрын

That's how he won the election.

@HusbandofLois

4 жыл бұрын

T-pose no-clipping his way through Manhattan

This is like archive footage, I can once more hear Chris say "faggot" without it getting bleeped out. What a time to be alive! BONES

Only people from British are going to get this video.

@epochthekid

7 жыл бұрын

I'm from Gaysville

@tieflingcorpse9817

7 жыл бұрын

calebstanford9 what if your from Britain? Do you not see this video since your not from British xD

@toxicdemon5426

7 жыл бұрын

Im from canadian

@Themuffinrocket

7 жыл бұрын

Oooooohh Brian... *Goouu awaaauuyy*

@hugmuun

7 жыл бұрын

So me

"Oh coooome ye to Bethlehem to saaaay *hello* "

I always wanted to make a rap album with the best sounding titles and artist name, and all you hear are didgeridoos.

@cheetoschrist5685

6 жыл бұрын

E.Z. Beats - Bitches ain't nothin' and it's just oney and joolian going EVERYBODY DREEEAAAM for 7 mins

@ericmaycry5932

6 жыл бұрын

I think you mean "death grips"

@jackmcgrath9375

5 жыл бұрын

I made a rap album basically just out of song ideas from oneyplays videos. It’s great trust me

@thelickinglamp

5 жыл бұрын

Kickstarter?

@maverickREAL

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackmcgrath9375 what did you call it

Chris vs Ding Dong is just as iconic as Sonic vs Mario. If not more.

My name if Foopin, and this is Doopin. Today, we go Poopin.

@toddkuznitz3629

6 жыл бұрын

AnonsFunFactory absolutely tootin

@SpAzMaTiCJ

5 жыл бұрын

Me whoop whooping.... yey

@srbrant5391

5 жыл бұрын

We go snoopin.

I'm only just realizing that some of my favorite Oneyplays videos are the ones with Matt

E V E R Y B O D Y D R E A M!

@maliciouslyContent

5 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me how to live my life you fucking nubbit

@Whispurer

5 жыл бұрын

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

@ryuoh6928

5 жыл бұрын

Me funni scream

Chris is the backbone of Oney Plays, eventhough there aren't many memes about him

@hugmuun

7 жыл бұрын

Kei Clera get a profile picture and I'll give you coherent conversation

@hugmuun

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not a furry I just like the face she's making in it I chose to use furry pictures for my profile pictures to offend people like you

@LovesickDemon

6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, someone makes a nice comment and two other assholes will nothing important going on in their lives get triggered over a fucking icon.

@hugmuun

6 жыл бұрын

Loogiebean true

@sashimimisha

6 жыл бұрын

Kei Clera Oney is the main part of OneyPlays who would have thought

make oneyplays hypothetical compilation

12:10 "Explode a animal capture thing or perhaps the Twin Towers instead hmm?" Chris O Nee 20XX

"NUOOOO THIS SNAKE IS SNEAKIN" is legitimately my favourite Oneyplays moment ever.

4:16 I forgot they had a Minecraft improv bit and I decided I'd listen to this video while building something in the game. That's it. That's the end of my interesting story.

@harrypotamus4968

4 жыл бұрын

I feel so informed

@cruddnow

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing sir.

"Oh come ye to Bethlehem to saay.. hello"

Oney’s improv things always go something like this: First line - Greeting the other person and/or introducing himself Second line - Fuck/*slur*

I feel there's more improv in the kingdom hearts and pokemon playthrough but I really love your compilation, man !

7:44 My favorite Chris sound ever.

I don't know why but Chris's "Okay, here goes" at 3:56 cracks me up so much.

you left them in my stomack

You're a good person. Thanks.

6:05 that mention of that Disney commercial "Mikes Super Short Show" took it all the way back.

4:57 "It's me funny epic doge" is the pinnacle of my humor

@DanielDangerous

3 жыл бұрын

It's my mantra

@starman4840

2 жыл бұрын

You’re not funny then

8:45 I never spat water out of my mouth faster in my life

What are we gonna call this episode, Julian? This episode is called "fetch my p-pepper."

Joyous Mood = Forskin Removed.

14:54 them sick beats🎵🎶💯🙏😍

I listen to this while I sleep

@discobiscuit56

6 жыл бұрын

Luis Mendoza wake up then

@Carcosahead

5 жыл бұрын

ASMR BOIS

*_"NOOO! THE SNAKE IS SNAKIN'!"_*

1:02 holy shit i almost fucking choked on my spit when chris started scatting "skibide-"

Joolian's cadence when improving is teh very funny

0/10 no kickstarter joke

"i'm the best, man. Ahdiiiidit"

I like how dingdong and julian are ok with joking about them bein gay

@grimble4564

5 жыл бұрын

@@roachdoggjr6893 He's openly talked about it on his streams. I don't know if he and Julian are dating but they are both gay. He's just lowkey about it.

@animemaniac2

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too. I'm a fan of anyone who can take a joke without getting butt hurt.

@pogpogpurinn

5 жыл бұрын

@@grimble4564 oh hey that's cool!

I am in tears right now This whole video was an experience

*NOOOO THE SNAKE'S SNEAKIN'*

5:47 my new ringtone

honestly tho what was Ding Dong expecting when he said Julian got arrested?

19:15 - He's going over that cliff! *AAAA--*

"O come, ye, to Bethlehem to say, 'Hello'."

Ha hoo

@sexycavetroll2788

6 жыл бұрын

TR Sniper ok the memes dead

@Plinian5850

6 жыл бұрын

New meme:GLBBBBLGHN

@SpAzMaTiCJ

5 жыл бұрын

TR Sniper who was you bad reason?

@Rangernewb5550

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@vapor_neon

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rangernewb5550 bazinga

I will never appreciate anything more than how the oracle of ages text box sound goes along with Chris’s story. Utter perfection.

I've seen Ding Dong in the flesh and he looks like Doug Walker I shit you not

@themurderersfolley5995

6 жыл бұрын

Hematoma Falafal Patrol I don't believe that

@joeyp9524

6 жыл бұрын

Hematoma Falafal Patrol does he bleed from his eyes

@wethands6417

6 жыл бұрын

*proof*

@sharkb970

6 жыл бұрын

Please no...

Robbie rotten compilation

The Trump No Clipping, Julian Going to the Hospital, Farmer's Jamaican Wife, Infinite Rap Song and Mario vs Capcom scenarios had me in tears xD

"Cotton Eye JoJo"

more like outprov

@roachdoggjr6893

6 жыл бұрын

Fuckkkkkk youuuuu yourrrrr racisttttt

Exploded animal captured thing, or perhap the Twin Towers instead, HMMMMMM?

@jackrichardson4089

5 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean?

i was cryin a lot and a few mins of watching this has me laughing lmao

you should of put the creepy pasta they made in pokemon in. great vid tho

“What does that even mean? What does that mean!?” ‘Ghoulish laugh’ “I don’t know!”

you've got the chaos emeralds I've got a hemorrhoid

Why is the improv with Matt so consistently great smh, wish I could still see them together again

Do you think Julian is a bottom or a top?

@gage1827

7 жыл бұрын

Meatballs Yes 2 I think he lets the dog choose

@oofbigsmoke.3136

7 жыл бұрын

Meatballs Yes 2 bottom , I think he hinted at it multiple times

@Kiruklee

7 жыл бұрын

He is very much a top, actually.

@meatballsyes3854

7 жыл бұрын

my boyfriend just got on my phone and saw this and got angry at me

@meatballsyes3854

7 жыл бұрын

☺

Where's the one where Julian starts singing about his aunts house or something

The fact that there are over 20 minutes of Oney and the gangs' improv songs says a lot about their musicality.

I’m probably gonna make the “blue balls” rap song.

Its funny how my straight friends get offended by them making fun of Julian for being gay but me, a gay person, finds it hilarious

@dogelover148

Жыл бұрын

Everyone has different boundaries when it comes to stuff like that

The great thing about Oneyplays(and all other well-scripted media) is that you can watch them over and over and keep seeing things that you've missed. I've probably watched Jumping Flash 30 times or so, and I've only now caught Ding Dong going "Or, y'know, live", behind what the other guys were saying.

WOAHney plays haha

@prodevus

6 жыл бұрын

woah

@ffdtsfsfgdfasdgsyhg

6 жыл бұрын

Ahah

I will capture the chaos hemorrhoids

I’m gonna miss these two I’ll be first in line to buy any games they come out with

we need a joooolian compilation

We need a Chris chan compilationXD

this was uploaded on my birthday!

The first minute and a half is the funniest minute and a half that I've ever heard.

@TheMangerChild

5 жыл бұрын

This is just the funniest video ever.

Noowwwwoooo The SNAKE IS SNEAKN'

what is this?.... minecraft? god ding dong cracks me up every time. He always surprises me with these amazing improvised replies.

Can you make more oney compilations? I love yours

Get your Gay... -OneyPlays

Hey look, it’s Biko!

7:08 LOL what was that sound😂

Any thoughts on when they play around with the SF sounds on Christmas Nights? That's my favorite bit with them improvising.

I'mmmmmm Juuuuulian and IIIIIII'm aaaaa Bruuuuliannnnnnn

If you had a tiny clone of osama bin Laden, would you make it fight to the death with Sonic?

One Saturday Night A Large Salamander Withered Away Into A *C L E A R* ing

The very first improv bit about the song is very similar to an actual sketch from the lonely island

Into. A. Cleeeearing.

about that first one, there is an actual song that's just "ay" and it sounds really good

Maybe Chris is thinking of "smutt"

Money Money Man - dunkey

On the next episode of Oney Memes, Chris discovers the recipe for perfect comedy. But will it make it past the censors? Find out in the next mouth-watering installment of Oney Memes (with friends)

Uhh, Chris is - uhh... mmm...

Is 2:35 - 2:55 animated anywhere? I know it’s only 20 seconds but I wanna see that animated haha

JUMPING FLASH

Holy shit they mentioned fun rangers I love blame society

Some of their best stuff comes from Jumping Flash

anyone else catch what the bike kid wanted to do with his bike

Fetch the pepprt