“And thus I’m right” Just about the most accurate description of the world at the moment 😂

@gialamhuynh5448

Жыл бұрын

Not the world, just a tiny but noisy portion of the population.

@barefoot_wanderer3625

Жыл бұрын

Thankfully, not the world.... America and Canada 🤣🤣🤣

@xMorganbrittnyx

Жыл бұрын

Just the western world lol

@TheKalty

Жыл бұрын

I wish it wasnt soo...

@NLong-zk4yl

Жыл бұрын

Other parts of the world is looking at America scratching and shaking their heads 🙄 thinking “what a mess”. This craziness might exist in other parts of the world but the sanity of the people is still a dominant, where as, here, the insanity is dominating this whole country, even the government has caved into this insanity and that’s why we are where we are today 🤷🏻‍♀️.

proof comedy isnt dead-

@Rb_09

Жыл бұрын

This isn't comedy, this is realizing that reality is laughable. And I will get very explosively angry if you don't agree thus, I am right.

@cffggtfgh4865

Жыл бұрын

Ngl this is peak dark humor, it's kinda funny and scary at the same time

@Helfarbjdr

Жыл бұрын

it will be soon from drinking all that raw "beet juice"

@t-rozbenouameur5304

Жыл бұрын

Its kinda dumb at this point. Just the same thing over and over.

@NathanHedglin

Жыл бұрын

This is a documentary

I’m going to start identifying as a bank so I can take all your money.

@charlessmith5465

Жыл бұрын

I identify cheesey poofs as gold, delicious gold.

@Cody_Ramer

Жыл бұрын

Interesting how KZread had a how would you rate this comment poll on this particular comment...

@edwinalston6488

Жыл бұрын

Hey, if it works and you get a lot of money, drop me a line so I can do some "identifying!"

@playground2583

Жыл бұрын

ikr

@playground2583

Жыл бұрын

​@@Cody_Ramerthey did...i didnt see it

Incredibly accurate to today’s culture. Not sure if I should laugh or cry.

@BoosterGames

Жыл бұрын

Both, that is the only right answer.

@carlohilario4253

Жыл бұрын

both, because of inclusivity hahaha

@dreamyjae9320

Жыл бұрын

​@@carlohilario4253good one😂

@slimshead8100

Жыл бұрын

You could just laugh but identify as crying

@Crazychickenlady448

Жыл бұрын

​@@slimshead8100😂😂😂❤

Lol, bruh, when he said I will become aggressively angry thus I'm right; I nearly died. Why is this SO accurate!

@delorestaylor8114

Жыл бұрын

Greta’s goofy brother.

The end line sums up woke arguments very succinctly 👌🏼😂

"I believe and say it is, therefore its true". Lord help us.

@coolramone

Жыл бұрын

When you don’t have God’s Word as your source of truth … you make up your own “truth.”

@Grayson4life

Жыл бұрын

@@coolramonebest answer here

Cow blood and Cheetos= Pure Veganism

Back in the day, they used to issue out straight jackets🤪

@durrs_

Жыл бұрын

And now the get encouraged

@nofacedgoldfish6216

Жыл бұрын

Yes, but now STRAIGHT jackets will get cancelled for being homophobic.

@yvette.3075

Жыл бұрын

@@nofacedgoldfish6216 😅

@hungryhippo552

Жыл бұрын

STRAIGHT JACKETS needs to come back in style!!!😂😂😂👍👍👍

most accurate analogy for these times.

JP, man you're hilarious! The world needs more people like you.

Democrats vs. reality.

@tjm7699

Жыл бұрын

100% of people vs reality

@timdudovich7362

Жыл бұрын

​@@tjm7699Nah, just the left

@tjm7699

Жыл бұрын

If you think the right is less evil then the left then buddy you been duped.

@kik0le

Жыл бұрын

​@@timdudovich7362 We've become so polarized that many democrats say republicans are far right and many republicans say that democrats are far left.

@paulweston8408

Жыл бұрын

Says a group of people that send money to a Billionaire and then complain about not having any money.

"High levels of the wetness that comes from beets" 😂😂😂

I will start taking a six pack of “water bottles “ to work 😏.

@TheMDelima

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 make sure it identifies as what you're calling it, otherwise you might get in trouble.

@MANxVSxMACHINE

Жыл бұрын

Just for reference pee identifies as bud which identifies as anything you like these days 😀

@candicem.7205

Жыл бұрын

Make sure you identify as ANYTHING BUT Budlight lol

@playground2583

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@sev7nwest742

Жыл бұрын

I just started doing that! Need to hydrate my tolerance for other humans.

I love the logic , this is so accurate !

“BEFORE I DRANK IT I IDENTIFYED IT AS BEET JUICE” 😂😂😂 I’m dying rn. Lmao

And thus, I'm right 🤣

This is hilariously sad 😂

Love and appreciate you JP! Thank you for your service!so funny!! And you are so brave in this crazy world!

"Because of my truth and magic..."

I think JP, who eats really healthy most of the time, had a Cheetos craving 😂

Great analogy.......

This is freaking great! Magnificent, and that shirt oh baby

Bro probably loved eating those powder Cheetos a lot more than he thought he would.

you couldn't describe in a better way the transfer people's attitude...

You are amazing😂!! Call it out for exactly what it is. Love your videos.

I haven't laughed in a while. Thank you

@Gamerwood

Жыл бұрын

😅

"I think you need to get your eyes checked.". explains it all right there.

It's like praying rocks to turn to bread all over again... very effective at solving hunger.

You are hillarious,thanks for making me laugh in this crazy world.❤

When this mentality becomes the norm regarding legal matters... 🌎🔥😅

Their delusions are real!!!

JP, you're getting better every day Bro....so effing true

I try to identify as penniless every time I fill out a tax return, it hasn't worked once yet 🤔

The ridiculousness is baffling! 😂 Their truth and magic.

Woke = Insanity. Plain and simple.

I get a strange feeling that this doesn’t just apply to food

ROFLOL! 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely nailed it! Never let the truth get in the way of a horrible lie! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣 🎭 My heart aches for how much they feel the necessary to call their misguided lies the truth and God's Truth a lie. 😢

I live in North Carolina and want him to come do a set in my state! I’m planning to travel to Virginia to watch and support his standup show in August. So funny! 😂

That is the best summation of the "social constructionist" philosophy I've ever seen. Been saying it for years, they literally believe in magic; change the incantation and the physical world changes... magic.

Yeah…that seems about right

This is me justifying my late night snack choices lmaooi

This is spot on. Be strong folks.

They literally sound this insane💀🤣💯👏🏾

Love me some JP!!🤣🤣

I'd love to live in a world where I could speak anything into existence

@hexxan007

11 ай бұрын

But you DO! Haven't you noticed all those weird tings being spoken into existence those last three years???

I identified caramel chocolate popcorn as green beans. It's very healthy.

I like how this guy exposes all the BS that is going on in this insane world.

That logic and the audacity of the comebacks 😂😂😂 What relaxing music in the background 😊

"-because I will get mad and start screaming, and my ager makes _me_ correct." Well isn't that a familiar and common play...

Thanks for clarifying that for me.

OMGGGG....I about died laughing at the Cheetoes bit within this clip!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Love the way you put TRUTH across! Keep it up👍👍

This guy makes me laugh...🤣😅😂#very much on point🤝🏾

Jp's face after he asked what he was drinking in the beginning is HILARIOUS 😂😢😂😂

This video is literally explaining society right now. The sad thing is people are going along with these lies. It’s insanity.

And Still Champion, JP!😎🇺🇸🕊️

Eating blended Cheetos to prove a point? You’re doing Gods work

JP takes sarcasim to another level. Top Bloke..

JP you are so on the ball. This is exactly where we're going. I thought the film "Idiocracy" was funny but didn't realise that's where we're nearly at. Thank goodness we've got electrolytes 😉

great analogy! perfect!

Brilliant analogy!

'Where'd you get the beet juice' got me for some reason

Yep, this is what the food industry is doing to us now. Saying processed foods are healthier than real foods.

Legit truth. People are unbelievable.

You cannot identify other things for them. They have to identify for themselves.

You are a hoot! And I'm still so excited to see You and Roseanne getting together! I absolutely Love Roseanne! Who doesn't like Roseanne? The world has gone mad. Taking Roseanne out of the Roseanne show! It's just ridiculous! And I Love How You make light hearted fun of the mess our world is in! Otherwise some of us might have gone completely mad a while back! I can't believe some of the thing's some people think is ok now..

My Truth & Magic😂😂😂 Needs to be on a T shirt

LOLOLOL!!! This is like a conversation I had with the kids when they were 5!

Very high levels of wetness that comes from beets! Love you brother! Truth and magic :)

I'm crying......this brother here......is quicker than right now....and sooner than not yet......you are so real !!!! You said I eat meat but identify as vegan....you need to be immediately put in charge in the White House. But...we know this is not our Father's kingdom. The best is yet to come.

Ok I can’t hold it in he straight up called that bag of carrots something else

Thank you!

The way he actually notices an elephant in the room....is just wow.....😂

Funny yet scary truth, right there!

Real talk beet juice is dope for reducing inflammation and increasing vascularity. Tastes like straight dirt but dope af for the body.

" and thus I'm right" I'm so using this today

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19

These are great!! ❤

😂😂😂😂😂

The hair is pretty colors, but lol this fit is always spot on

Hahaha! This is pretty darn accurate!

I LOVE these 2 people❣️

Conservatives have one joke.

I need to identify as tax so in effect I don’t get taxed on my salary. Then I can fight the government on my personal rights and why it matters.

The more I see the isnanity of both the left and the right, they're just looking the same to me... Christians do something very similar to that Beat Juice... Except it's the other way around...

The Narcissists mantra!

Lmao… perfect explanation!!!!😄😄🤣

Yes, and Jesus called wine blood and bread flesh, so ...

This guy slays me. 😂😂😂😂😂

"...then because of my truth and magic..." 😅😂😅😂😅

This is how I imagine children would talk if they were vegan.

While you were living in the hood , smoking weed and playing video games, the skateboarding you mentioned was not a negative habit!

‘And thus I’m right’ haha

The explosively angry part got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol spot on JP!!!

Remember when these videos were parodies. Sad we share a country with so many people like this

This is so spot on to the ridiculous people we have in society and in high places of government and corporate America and the world over. Idiots

The irony is the power of the placebo affect could make this remotely possible.

“My truth and magic”😂