REMEMBER: ILLEGAL MEANS NOT LEGAL. These plays result in penalties, which apparently are bad in hockey & make you sit in a box and feel shame.

@RyanLombergini

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I don’t know thanks for the heads up before my games Sunday

@scoutholt7857

2 жыл бұрын

Love the condors practice jersey and tossing that 300 dollar twig with full strength😂

@Idanieldoi

2 жыл бұрын

and feel shame...😂

@appl3s

2 жыл бұрын

really?

@albabyobie3807

2 жыл бұрын

@@appl3s Shame or less shifts after driving an hour to play..?

"ILLEGAL HOCKEY PLAYS." _Proceeds to commit various real world crimes_

@Godofrock_25

2 жыл бұрын

"Illegal"

@abstractassassin8767

2 жыл бұрын

@@Godofrock_25 yeah but it specifies that it's illegal in the sport of hockey rather than in actuality

@stuartcurrie3160

2 жыл бұрын

Please pass along to Tom Wilson

@legm5298

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr those were literal attempted murders

@pictureperfectpineapple3076

2 жыл бұрын

Well I'm pretty sure in the real world you also can't just shoulder check people

“You may get…10 for that” *decapitated player lies next to the boards*

@jannik7243

2 жыл бұрын

more like 10 life sentences

@name028hfjsiwh2

2 жыл бұрын

@@jannik7243 that one was good 😂

@leustragaming4386

2 жыл бұрын

Aww no mate, 10 for killing that man mate XD

@FallLineJP

2 жыл бұрын

10 to life.

@serenity6415

2 жыл бұрын

plus delay of game for having to clean it up

That thumbnail didn't age quite so well...

@YOUTY209

6 ай бұрын

I think it aged perfectly, it's illegal for a reason and that's the fact of what he did.

@jacobnfl3039

6 ай бұрын

😭

@kylepasta

5 ай бұрын

​@@YOUTY209someone died m8

@Jayfreeze0

5 ай бұрын

Ya

@sniper161718

5 ай бұрын

Thought the same thing

It is extremely frightening to me how similar the throat slice here is to what happened to poor Mr. Johnson

@Medsas

6 ай бұрын

Zednik too

@fire4036

6 ай бұрын

Wasnt that an accident? Or maybe not I forgot

@solomonisms9000

6 ай бұрын

@@fire4036 It's being looked into. I don't think he meant to kill him, but he definitely looks like he kicked him if you watch the video of the collision.

@themonsterunderyourbed9408

6 ай бұрын

​@@fire4036He absolutely did it on purpose and the murderer was applauded when he came back on the ice. Dude deserves to be behind bars and be banned from ever playing hockey at any level ever again. Shouldn't even be playing pond hockey.

@dogshake

6 ай бұрын

@@solomonisms9000he meant to kick his neck…and when you are wearing a blade on the bottom of your foot, that becomes attempted murder. I don’t care if didn’t mean to necessarily kill him, but he was absolutely trying to cut him and injure him. I’m leaning more towards intentional than unintentional.

I’m a ref and I’m glad they cleared all this up in the video so I don’t have to keep calling these illegal plays

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

I'm always here for the zebras.

@joemamma3259

2 жыл бұрын

U gotta make a video on how to get away with these things

@Krozin5

2 жыл бұрын

Are u blind?

@zaklepoidevin241

2 жыл бұрын

@@Krozin5 I was going to say that

@Krozin5

2 жыл бұрын

@@zaklepoidevin241 Ahhaha

Thanks I was wondering why I was getting so many penalties

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

No worries. Maybe in episode 2 you'll learn even more.

@appl3s

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber i hope so.And your vids are great keep up the good work

@habsfanstudiosfromanimemak5379

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LYTE_clan1

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@appl3s

2 жыл бұрын

@@loverbear23 it’s a joke

Lol "now fighting is illegal, you can't fight, but when you DO fight you can't do this..." Best hockey joke I've ever heard

I was actually getting these same penalties in figure skating so this is really helpful thank you

@sieraschroeder3454

2 жыл бұрын

I know! I couldn’t figure out why my scores were so low.

@serenity6415

2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that routine intently.

@wolfgamingnetwork3542

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes go full blown harding on the ice

"Whenever something's illegal in soccer, it's illegal in hockey." 💀

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Brad. Licking is also illegal in soccer.

@user-vq4il8kp5e

2 жыл бұрын

マーシャン！！ Marchand!!!

@DerekVTX

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Honey Badger, think I've see you do pretty much every one of these plays.

@bcxsniperz8032

2 жыл бұрын

I CANT😂😂😂🤣

@yakimeshi2268

2 жыл бұрын

soccer players make everything look illegal

The face lick bit was priceless. Who does that!? We have the "Avery Rule", I think we need the "Marchand Rule" now.

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

haha you know you've made it when they have to make a rule based off of you.

@JackMuren

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber lol right!

@indoelmo

2 жыл бұрын

Marchand has definitely done the face lick

@AD_Drums

2 жыл бұрын

Marchand

@AD_Drums

2 жыл бұрын

Pavel I just made ur 40th liker

For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.

@kogasoldier9379

2 жыл бұрын

Bro. All you gotta do is put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you then proceed to put the right foot back in and shake it all about. That is what it's all about.

@fugin4674

7 ай бұрын

me too bro!

Thumbnail popped up on my feed at a really bad time

I’ve actually performed the axe chop and I can confirm it’s very illegal. 2 year suspension and possibly a misdemeanor for assault with a weapon

@andcam2683

2 жыл бұрын

Well deserved inclusive of the charge considering that's exactly what it is

@TheWinstonDouble

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda got away with one. Only my coach saw so he only gave me 2 weeks. But that kid deserved way worse. If it werent for the stupid cages I would just started beating his face in.

@georgekatsinis5224

2 жыл бұрын

People can be so intolerant.

@JarthenGreenmeadow

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWinstonDouble You really shouldnt be playing hockey with that kinda mentality.

@TheWinstonDouble

2 жыл бұрын

@@JarthenGreenmeadow Why? He was instigating it. I'm a real nice guy on the ice but when all you're doing is following me around trying to get me going, don't act surprised when I get going.

Looks like someone watched this and took it too seriously...

well the thumbnail didnt age well

@manaze85

6 ай бұрын

Or aged PERFECTLY depending on how you think about it.

@dumbass_plays

6 ай бұрын

@@manaze85 hell yea neck slits are awesome 😎

@PumedUp6634

6 күн бұрын

@@dumbass_playsDo you know who Adam Johnson is

2:25 cut was prefect had me rolling

@ericp2115

2 жыл бұрын

Happened in my league last week

@henrykeitel1342

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason this video is just funny internal

Nobody: Mark Schiefele when he sees Jake Evans going for an empty netter: 1:14

@LazyAssHat

2 жыл бұрын

Guess he didn’t read the rule book

@Maxcardz

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@OhHenri

2 жыл бұрын

Aeroplane vs air molecule

@copies7449

2 жыл бұрын

I was watching that game

@AD_Drums

2 жыл бұрын

Yez.

Bro, that one with the spike to the neck, you predicted Adam Johnson

Matt Petgrave needs to watch this 0:57

I really wished you started adding bandages to the dummy after each bit. And had him all bandaged up by the end!

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

That is a fantastic idea

@romasteroldchannel1740

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber Episode 2: The Mummy Dummy

@Speedyey

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber You would need a bandage sponsor to afford that lmao

@stevesmart170

2 жыл бұрын

Hockey players know not to wear bandages, they become a target.

what’s scary, is that aside from the wrestling moves, almost all of this has occured at some point in the nhl =/

The thumb nail is foreshadowing

0:55 was some simpsons level premonition

Thanks for this guide. I don’t know if I’ll be able to remember all of this though.

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

It’s ok. Save the video to your phone and watch it every hour

@mooeykay

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber damn you keep coming up with sound advice. Thank you I will do that.

@AD_Drums

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber when the teacher sees you watching it in class and she is a hockey fan: actually I'll let that slide

@AD_Drums

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber hey Pavel you forgot one... grab him by the nuts and pull until you are about to hit the boards and let go he will cry

Oof, this video is super relevant now

It almost seems like Matt Petgrave watched this video and heard "What TO do" not "What NOT to do"....

That thumbnail aged well 💀

@Alittlebitofeverything-DJL

6 ай бұрын

Don't search it up

He seemed so experienced during this almost like he has experience doing WWE during a game.

@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo

2 жыл бұрын

Haha it was WWF when we were kids that Austin reference straight up 1998 WWF 2 completely different companies WWF & WWE.WWF was fn awesome WWE sucked.

The cover didn’t age too well…..

This aged really well.

0:58 someone over in England didn't listen to this.

Thanks for the tips! Definitely learned a lot

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

No problem. Be safe out there.

@AD_Drums

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber I love the 2:35 lol looks a lil inappropriate * oh yeah and then get up like you hurt and kick him in the face *

0:55 No more is it the Happy Gilmore Special. A new hand has touched that beacon. It's now the Matt Petgrave Special.

Did the thumbnail predict the future like the Simpsons?

@Jack-of-the-lumber

6 ай бұрын

Thats what i was thinking

As a hockey player myself, I learned a lot from this video. I was doing these a lot and was wondering why I was getting so much penalties but now I know.

0:56 pretty sharp so They don’t WANT you to do THis”. I love how he says they don’t WANT you to do it like it isn’t anything serious at all lmfao

After seeing the thumbnail for this clip, I immediately thought we need a hockey player character in the next Mortal Kombat game.

Well that thumbnail aged well...

the hockey skate slashed aged horibly

I live in a tropical country and have never even played ice hockey (and probably never will) but this shit was hilarious! It actually helped me understand some penalties in the NHL

@asserehe5075

2 жыл бұрын

Also, poor dummy lmaooo

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

Educational and Entertaining. :)

2:20 the perfect cutoff 😂😂

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

😂 we were dying laughing at those

@ConnorRamos

6 ай бұрын

@@PavelBarber hello

Petgrave is so guilty, deserves prison

The “Oh sorry” when he crotch smashed him just killed me😂

When I was in college I was taking adult hockey lessons and all of us abjectly sucked. It was theoretically no-check scrimmages, but we spent half the time falling over and sliding into each other. We have inadvertently done some of these 😂

the "educational" video turned into a hilarious video pretty fast😂😂

Thumbnail didn’t age well lol

Wow. THIS didn't age well. I'm gonna say that the 0:58 mark may be played in a "certain case"

You guys earned my like and subscribe. I've been playing hockey for a decade and didn't know half of those ones. Thanks for clearing it all up for me.

0:32 The Trouba 0:53 The Mat Petgrave

this thumbnail did not age well lol

gg thumbnail

2:28 We call that one: Riding the Bull 😂 Hilarious video. Thanks for the laughs. Can't wait for Episode 2

This was one of my most favorite videos. Cant wait for Episode 2

Bro predicted the future.

Seeing this after what happen to adam is crazy rip adam😞

Wow that thumbnail is sad with the news of Adam Johnson

3:45 Brad Marchand would like to have a word with you

The death of Adam Johnson was like when you kicked the dummy in the neck

Great stuff there lads, we don't get quality coaching like this in NZ. Its a real talent to point out the difference when its such a fine line.

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I love my New Zealand fans. So hard to tell what is allowed vs not. These ones just barely cross the line.

@albabyobie3807

2 жыл бұрын

@@PavelBarber As you have just said "I love my New Zealand fans more than any others" (paraphrased). Isn't it about time you started planning a trip here! I think you owe it to this mighty nation of Ice Hockey.. all three of us. Unlike some of your mates, I'll even introduce you to some REAL celebs. We have a guy who can throw a gumboot the farthest!

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

@@albabyobie3807 I will research what a gumboot is and get back to you

This actually brought a tear to my eye I was laughing so hard 🤣 I don't condone any of it but the humour in it is what sold me. Bottom line is if anyone is out there doing this stuff deliberately it's just a reflection of who they are as a person in general. I look forward to the next video keep up the great work.

Petgrave should've watched this

Of course this pops up in my feed -- video is blowing up after some boy did exactly this and killed someone.

Great pointers Pav, my suspensions have been in the 10-15 game range rather than 20-30 now

We need a part 2 soon I already love this series

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

It’s in the works buddy :)

That happy Gilmore special...guess the English league needs this vid.

I started dying during this, man this was sooooo funny, made my day you definitely need to make a part 2

@CorePathway

6 ай бұрын

Cross check in the throat Flying knee Log splitting with your stick on their head from behind. Sharpening the butt end of your stick. Using 3 inch nails to hold the blade on the shaft of your stick. (Probably not prohibited by the rules tho, but you can only do it once with plausible deniability)

😂😂😂😂😂 This is the best hockey video ever

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

Educational & Entertaining.

@PAFISHWHISPERER

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

this was probably fun to film

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

First hit I've ever done.

1:13 that guy practicing in the back is so wholesome to me. Picked up hockey late but loves it. Just by himself enjoying it.

This video reminded me a lot of Adam Johnson recently.

He channeled his inner Matt Petgrave perfectly at 0:58.

So what I'm pickin up here, and don't be afraid to say otherwise, is that attempted murder is a penalty. Got it chief.

The Happy Gilmore Special is very relevant nowadays.

2:55, your playing and there's a fight going on and then this happens...

The one guy on everyone’s hockey team needs to watch this

3:40 brad marchand

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

haha it was hard to do on a fake person...no idea how he did it to a real one.

Little did they know Adam Johnson would die from one of these

you know it’s great when I like the video before it’s done

0:58 Hello from the future. Turns out a guy did just that, and straight up murdered someone on the ice. Maybe he should have watched your video and learn how to play hockey

@videogamenoob100

6 ай бұрын

I think he watched this video and got the idea to do that

rip adam

"Obviously nothing but respect on th hand shakes" Continues to push over him 😂

Oh god. 0:55 did NOT age well. Lol

1:34 had me crying😂😂

The one with him hopping out of the bench killed me lol

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

Savage punt to the face and shove

the perfectly cut *smack* at 2:22 made me laugh so hard. great video!

0:34 on this note there was a legal case between two nhl plays back in the day, the issue arises legally when one hockey player beats another player with his stick and gets taken to a court and court rules that in playing the sport you sign up for injury.

this is epic. love it. keep doing more!

@PavelBarber

2 жыл бұрын

Will do buddy !

The home rink looks amazing after the lighting upgrade!

Bro the thumbnail jsut put Adam Johnson tbh😢

Did any of this really need to be pointed out as illegal? 🤣🤣🤣 Love your vids, Pavel.

I laughed tears while watching this😂😂😂

Hilarious. This reminded me of a scene from an old John Wayne movie McLintok where he demonstrates what you can't do during a fight on one of the fighters to soften him up.

Basically, if it's pre-1980 hockey, it's illegal.

I love these videos! They are hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

0:58 if you know, you know

1:42 that follow through

@Coach_Shiner

9 ай бұрын

Hee-yah!!

“ I think that’s a 5…. Not sure” I laughed way too hard at that 0:45

I played hockey my whole life and never thought about drop kicking someone 😂😂😂

It would seem Matt Petgrave failed your course.