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@Flyn4thewin

Жыл бұрын

Hope ya get lots of subscriptions... cuz that payout will be what yer living off of until you get your next job at cheesecake factory. Or, well, until you move to Romania to invest in other online businesses with yer Boi sir tate. Get fucking lost. Your ability to still put out content and attempt to profit shows ya got no shame buddy.

@jackswagger6456

Жыл бұрын

Noel I’m 6,5 at 180 and my gf said I was scrawny, and her power lifter friend could crush me now I’m 290 but still feel small how do I let go of her comment

@emperorgames6186

Жыл бұрын

fuck yo nord Noel, also fucking banger video as always

@mindyidk

Жыл бұрын

!!!!

@aliciaross1362

Жыл бұрын

@@jackswagger6456 damn you’re 290 that’s old as shit, how you live that long.

Nah addressing someone as " Mr. Mixed race" is crazy lol

@Me-vn3gz

Жыл бұрын

they missed an opportunity to call him sir mixed a lot

@Gigi_Ouija

Жыл бұрын

I had a teacher call me a "stripey" kid instead of mixed

@sc000f

Жыл бұрын

aye man ill take mr mixed race over "half breed" any day 😭😭

@fannin8583

Жыл бұрын

@@Gigi_Ouija oh hell no. That’s gotta be a slur.

@justrusty8399

Жыл бұрын

@@Gigi_Ouija A teacher?????????

I love how the bumble one was so bad Noel started to give actual advice only to realize what video he’s making and immediately doubles back lol.

@Jazz-dh2ds

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp for the Bumble one? Edit: nvm, 12:10

@lucyservo6574

Жыл бұрын

It was hard to listen to, so so bad 😭 sends money for no reason then gets hurt when she asks for more 🤡

@ac3clawx501

Жыл бұрын

@@lucyservo6574 so he‘s a clown for being generous and naive?

@bakedstreetyt

Жыл бұрын

Yes hes a clown

@anna__345

Жыл бұрын

@@ac3clawx501yes

"I'm doing fraud, all day everyday." That's the kind of principle I want to get behind.

@snegluf

Жыл бұрын

Cant stop the grind

@xavierpaige5937

Жыл бұрын

my new life motto

@viber3328

Жыл бұрын

Imma get that tatted on me someday

@rantly9090

Жыл бұрын

@Sam and Colby 🅥 shut up

@rantly9090

Жыл бұрын

@our hero no one loves you

Does Hayden not understand entertainment is different from real therapy? Does Hayden have a sense of humour? Does Hayden cry at night?

@Jack-ys2qj

Жыл бұрын

Does Hayden piss his pants?

@hi1905

Жыл бұрын

@@Jack-ys2qj most likely

@J-wm4ss

Жыл бұрын

cmu broke their sense of humor lol

@rudedrugs

Жыл бұрын

lol chill out dude. they just asking a question.

@merouanetekfi8303

Жыл бұрын

Does hayden poop his diapers?

"I don't want to ruin what we have" is brutal. we all know how it feels to be in that delusion, but to hear it like that is crazy lmao

@pb542

Жыл бұрын

Also keep it mind that we heard his point of view, so it’s how HE sees the situation… and since he’s delusional, the situation could be even worse irl, perhaps he really does not know if it’s a real girl and stuff

@Ghostface2point0

Жыл бұрын

Literally all we know about the person (we don't even really know if it's a woman frfr) is that they're poor and can't afford nice things and he thinks he might have a chance at something😭

@rojeff4547

Жыл бұрын

the only thing he has is bad spending habits

@karin1636

Жыл бұрын

Who is we

@47jakobi

Жыл бұрын

@@karin1636 if that's how you wanna play this go ahead lmao

Lowkey concerned that Hayden is going to be a therapist despite lacking a pretty basic level of understanding humor, social cues, etc.

@coldsun29

Жыл бұрын

Unless Hayden was lying. Than he's an absolute genius

@a.w_.

Жыл бұрын

hayden boutta be giving $5 therapist-tier advice for real prices 💀

@takeurtimeful

Жыл бұрын

@@kingmankingboy8743 fucking fell for this god damn link again 😂

@kmyres14

Жыл бұрын

He's probably just upset because he's thinking about how he could afford some food if he made $5 an hour. Once he finishes his grad program, stops working day and night for $13000 a year, and is able to buy himself a cheeseburger, he will probably regain a sense of humor

@ronnie7557

Жыл бұрын

​@@takeurtimeful what video does it lead to? i aint clicking it bc im not trying to risk a virus but my curiosity is thru the roof.

Also trying to be a licensed therapist and honestly I think we need shit like this and therapy gecko bc they can say things we can't with way more humor. It's a reminder to not take everything so seriously.

@noahleach7690

Жыл бұрын

Therapy gecko is awesome

@Garlicbredqueen

Жыл бұрын

Same!!! I have my first client tomorrow, this really helped me with my anxiety!

@theyfeeltheboy

Жыл бұрын

if you're telling people "don't take everything so seriously" then that license might take a while

@withl0ve_kate

Жыл бұрын

@@theyfeeltheboy perspective babe and I have the degree in it ❤️

@jackraniere7906

Жыл бұрын

Everyone could benefit from a blunt or two

I’m in my master’s program to become a licensed therapist & I have my very first client tomorrow! But now I’m starting to rethink the whole thing because I coulda just been following the $5 therapy model & telling people what I really want to say instead of learning theories and shit update: I’m at an internship site where clients can pay on a sliding-scale, so I’m literally giving some people $5 therapy.

@kellyk12

Жыл бұрын

Good luck with your client!!!

@ale.c2602

Жыл бұрын

fellow psych student here. i think to be an efficient therapist u gotta be able to do both. especially with kids. yes, you have to be neutral and “scientific” in how you view someone’s situation as a mental health professional. but at the same time it’s important to build a relationship with your patients and be able to put things for them in ways that they can understand. Be a professional first of course, but also stay human. im sure if you want to help people and you’ve worked your ass of to this point, you’re gonna do great. good luck

@abenachristie4286

Жыл бұрын

good luck

@user-eh3ji4up2k

Жыл бұрын

Tell us how it goes! :)

@Garlicbredqueen

Жыл бұрын

@@user-eh3ji4up2k thanks everyone!!! It went really well! It was hard not to just throw everything I’ve learned into one session, but when I remembered to take a step back and just focus on building the client-counselor relationship, things went very smoothly! All in all, nobody died, or got $5 therapy (it was free lmao)

Tell Alex he works hard and I’m proud of him

@maverickmills1856

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, dad.

@blondezeke6640

Жыл бұрын

No he isn't and is pay needs to be cut lmao

@will8369

Жыл бұрын

I hope he gets fired

@addison_deez

Жыл бұрын

ppl need to stop bullying him

Shouts out to NordVPN for putting up with your content.

MR. MIXED RACE WAS SO OUT OF POCKET that name and the sideways hat should be noel's DJ persona

best $5 therapy yet, keep it rollin. mormon reverse polygamy compound idea is honestly ahead of its time

@addison_deez

Жыл бұрын

i haven’t finished the video yet and im so confused

@cryadult5297

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I was impressed w that advice

@literallylondonn

Жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@abigailash8621

7 ай бұрын

​@@literallylondonn7:41

It's not fraud if you're saying outright "I am literally not a therapist, this is a funny little joke thing for a KZread show" bc any reasonable person would understand you're not actually giving therapy

@chaendler

Жыл бұрын

therapy gecko:

The only bigger L than College in 2022 is wearing a fake Rolex and thinking it’s real lmao

@thenoelmiller

Жыл бұрын

agree

@gagansandhu4719

Жыл бұрын

@@thenoelmiller what is College? I go to University

@Timman57

Жыл бұрын

L response for a quality roast, Nool

@Ganksy_

Жыл бұрын

@@gagansandhu4719 he doesn't think you're funny bro

@papabless9488

Жыл бұрын

Godddamn

Noel getting Alex about self esteem issues while wearing a youth snapback is wild

That guy seriously just started sending money she hadn't asked for because he "felt bad" (ie, was trying to buy her affection) and then when she started to be like "yeah okay, you giving me money is kind of cool" he had the audacity to be like "UM Im uncomfortable with this"??? Bro you were the initiator of the whole dynamic!

@tonygluk1

Жыл бұрын

Is he obligated to be comfortable with that?

@marianawumbo3289

Жыл бұрын

@@tonygluk1 play stupid games win stupid prizes as they say

@steel5101

Жыл бұрын

Just because she didn't initiate or ask for it at first isn't reason enough to just leave her out of the whole equation, stop seeing everything in black and white. He's stupid and ig pathetic, because he thought he could buy affection, but she saw the opportunity and HAD to have known that the guy must have a thing for her because he's literally paying for her stuff. And she continued to recieve more and more money and allegedly also straight up asked him if he could pay for certain things. Now you could call this "being an opportunist" and shit like that, idc, But you gotta accept she knew the money was tainted and made a conscious decision as an adult to still recieve it. I hate whenever I have to do this but- try and reverse their genders, if it was a guy mooching off of a woman and making her think that he likes her, then people would be out with their pitchforks about "emotional manipulation" and call him a scum.

@MrKangorilla

Жыл бұрын

@@steel5101 Nah I'd think the same if the roles were reversed. Also, if you hated it so much, you wouldn't do it as often as you claim to. No one's paying you for this lol

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

@@tonygluk1 He’s the one who started sending her money in the first place..

The edittor really went hard on this one. Laughed so hard.

@ThePenguinMaster118

Жыл бұрын

Had more time since Noel didn’t wear green

Noel’s videos have been hitting different this summer!

@maverickmills1856

Жыл бұрын

Mixed Race Summer

@Flyn4thewin

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it's because of his new fanboy-for-abusers vibe. Whose to say!! Summer time is for the boys... to support the boys! Even when they hold the girls hostage

@INVINCIBLE840

Жыл бұрын

absolutely agree. no longer hesitating in his jokes, fully leaning into his unapologetic type of humor, the editing is entertaining asf. pacing is good. i been digging it lately.

@nas9229

Жыл бұрын

Just like your dad

if a man offered to pay for my therapy after cheating on me I'd eat him alive id be LIVID

@cryadult5297

Жыл бұрын

LIKEEEEE WOW

"I think that's kinda romantic" I laughed so fucking hard hahahahaha

“I do another voice for my cat” “He’s Italian” I- I’m not the only crazy person out there doing voices for my cat? Well thank god

@djsolegit

Жыл бұрын

we are on the spectrum

@fourtwenty1813

Жыл бұрын

I do one for my dog. She's convinced that I'm a war criminal

@ZombieSazza

Жыл бұрын

@@fourtwenty1813 but you’re the BEST war criminal ever!

@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing

Жыл бұрын

A cat? Yeah nah that is kinda super weird. Dogs however are entirely appropriate ans even expected as they actually have personality.

@CupcakeRain

Жыл бұрын

@@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing damn😭😭

Noel the typa fella to stick all his fingers in the bowling ball just to do it

@addison_deez

Жыл бұрын

based pfp

@jacksonbailey6648

Жыл бұрын

@@addison_deez yes

@nourae.9616

Жыл бұрын

@@jacksonbailey6648 ayyy i’m seeing abel this weekend

@jacksonbailey6648

Жыл бұрын

​@@nourae.9616 How was it

When Noel gives better advice than my own therapist

@AC-gm6dr

Жыл бұрын

You have a bad therapist then

@clorby22

Жыл бұрын

Get a new therapist 😭

@clairejagels9598

Жыл бұрын

The issue is therapists always have to be delicate and not say stuff outright

@geminicattheinsomniac8408

Жыл бұрын

You better find you a different therapist

@Ghostface2point0

Жыл бұрын

Take the time to do some research and find a better therapist. Noel's humor is top notch and there were some legit gems of advice here but if your therapist can't even match this video, they aren't a very good therapist.

My licensed psychologist was only charging me $7 for a 45 min session. I still feel like Noel’s advice is priceless and definitely worth it lol

@vrianawashington2599

Жыл бұрын

She was a great therapist btw, got me through some tough shit.

@coffin7904

Жыл бұрын

@@vrianawashington2599 that's a hell of a deal

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

Why was she so cheap damn I need that

@ethanpatch6840

Жыл бұрын

bruh she’a better off working a minimum wage job

@karenamyx2205

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanpatch6840 I'm assuming insurance is involved, and pays the therapist ontop of that. The 7$ has to be a co pay.. no person who got into all that student debt to become a psychologist could survive on 7$.

the US government: “did you go to war and now you feel bad? sorry about that.” when I tell you I laughed harder than I have laughed in MONTHS at that joke. I. Am. Wheezing.

"I'm totally okay with that," says man who, in fact, is not actually totally okay with it

This is the funniest fucking segment on the internet. Please, don’t let it end.

Oh no, both Charlie and Noel encroaching on the paypig culture, they’re gonna be unstoppable

@SageTheChosen

Жыл бұрын

Lmao paypig culture, what a phrase.

7:30 Noel slowly realizing being a therapist aint that easy sometimes

Suicide Hotline lady was responding with "ooooh wow, yeah that's pretty bad, and a lot of "hmm, yeah, that's not good". This did more for me than the 16 minutes call, shoutout to Noel 😫👍🏼

@kactus1889

Жыл бұрын

They're not really therapists, they're crisis workers. If you tell them how bad you're doing, they'll either call the cops on you or just try their best to calm you down to get you off the call.

@kittyscreativecorner

4 ай бұрын

Yeah I find they can be really sweet and well meaning, but not always helpful lol. Sometimes they say things like “you have so much to live for, and you have so many people who love and care about you” but it’s just kinda meaningless because you know they don’t know anything about you so they don’t even know if what they’re saying is true.

im also in my masters getting my therapy license, and in regards to the first submission, said person would QUICKY have their licensure revoked. sleeping with clients is actually the most common reason licensed therapists/psychologists lose their licenses lmao

Imagine cheating and then being like it’s your fault you need therapy.

@kiiturii

Жыл бұрын

what? where did he say it was her fault lol. Also I think the whole therapy offer came after discussion between them and not just like "hey sorry I cheated, but I can pay for therapy tho?"

@Grantd11

Жыл бұрын

@@kiiturii Actions speak louder than words.

@kiiturii

Жыл бұрын

@@Grantd11 what?

@sethjordan4717

Жыл бұрын

@@Grantd11 man’s acting like he was there seeing it happen

@arie9918

Жыл бұрын

@@Grantd11 imagine being 9 months pregnant and you name your kid Grant😂💀

I'm screaming at Aleena going "What are you wearing". Especially because of the last TMG Episode

@danielndibongo5048

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought lol

Love how the one girl was like "ergh all these guys that i led on dont wanna leave me alone" not realizing she definitely did it to herself by probably abusing them mentally, cause if all your bf's end up acting that way, you definitely did some fucked up shit to em

@unjumpa

Жыл бұрын

Preach

@bigdaddy69420

8 ай бұрын

You can't be certain about that... However, she is the common denominator. Maybe she is just attracted to weird incels lol 😂

As a “Mr.MixedRace” myself too, I absolutely lost it at the Frank Sinatra bit!!! He’s one of my mom’s and nana’s favorite traditional pop/big band/ easygoing music artist for the time. And from what I know about his life, he’d definitely would’ve made that a song… if it wasn’t illegal to be mixed race at the time that is. Yeah, he would’ve have been 51 to 52 years old at the time it was made legal. But by that time he was a supporter of the civil rights movement too. And not to mention his role in desegregating Las Vegas.

@vargasmartin7143

Жыл бұрын

Are you the whitest mixed person or why did you comment this

As someone that went to war and feels bad about it. I appreciate the transparency.

Noel adding idiocy to my day is exactly what I’ve needed all day

noel is changing lives, one $5 bill at a time

This therapist has really helped me get my life together, thank you.

The beyblade edit and Noel's rant about the girl using the men to make computer software and missiles had me rolling hahahahahq

As a person who worked at Amazon I can attest to them 3 minute breaks🤣

THE PACKAGING GULAG 😭😭😭I just got out of the worst day at working there and that made me feel better. And then the laughs wore off and now I feel worse 🔫🔫

Noel took shrooms and his videos changed forever

the one about the dead dad jokes literally made me go tell my brother like "bro this you?", its been a year and we crack jokes about my dead dad on a daily but i guess its just coping, id say personally it actually helps a lot, might be a bit of desensitizing yourself to the situation but its better than ignoring it i think, nice video Noel, shoutout to my orphan people

@isiselbadillo-matiaz359

Жыл бұрын

lmao, i sent the email, and I agree. It does help with processing still (also been a year and a half since his passing) and I know that he would've preferred for me to be laughing instead of tearing up all the time. Hope you and your brother are doing well :)

Alex stays fighting for his life in the gc harder than the spartans at thermopylae😂 dignity on the line everytime noel opens his mouth

These types of videos just feel like he’s giving a live talk in front of the crowds of people who paid him for therapy

Noel these are so funny lmao, plz continue this series it gives me life

Noel is the type of guy to be a supervillain, tell his henchmen to do something nearly impossible, then kill them because they couldn't do it.

I can't imagine asking out a girl that has already informed me of her being a lesbian, feels like an insult to her, like "yeah but you must like guys even a little bit hein come ooon" That's what you sound like Bi girl who has a crush on her best friend, if she's actually your best friend respect her choice of sexuality and spare yourself and her the cringe: don't tell her, that's the decent thing to do. Plenty of fish in the sea

@randomina465

Жыл бұрын

Just have dreams about her and hide it like rest of us

@punkrockposer4133

Жыл бұрын

Telling her and asking her out are diff. I think it's fine to say it even if you don't expect anything just to be totally transparent. Like if I liked a gay guy I'd probs still tell him just bc I'd feel like he was owed my honesty.

@Rodario10TUNISIAN

Жыл бұрын

@@punkrockposer4133 I get what you're saying but based on the context here it doesn't sound like her intention is just to let her know, hence her speculating about whether her friend is 100% straight or not despite she stated that she is.

@kennycoleman2048

Жыл бұрын

Being bi is a phase for the confused 👍🏻

Noel laughing at his own jokes is my favorite thing

the way Noel makes Alex feel insecure is how my older brother makes me feel insecure lmfao

@whosyourwormguy3548

Жыл бұрын

Oml I do that tj my elder sister 😭😭

I tell my parents “im going to therapy.” When really, this is my therapy. Thanks nole

@cassiesmith682

Жыл бұрын

NOLE

@Helena-mm2wc

Жыл бұрын

@@cassiesmith682 uncle nole☝🏻

Heartbreaker girl sounds like she literally doesn't value any other human being.

@dilyanahristova2321

Жыл бұрын

Nah man, prolly just not into commiting

@LordLambertius

Жыл бұрын

@@dilyanahristova2321 If that was the case she wouldn't lead those dudes on only to ghost them

@arjungutta7762

Жыл бұрын

yeah the way she talked about it was very off putting

@joujou264

Жыл бұрын

@@dilyanahristova2321 Then she ought to establish the relationships as casual flings, but it sounds like the dudes were caught off guard by her utter lack of care for the relationship.

@msunje9862

Жыл бұрын

@@joujou264 when did she say she wanted relationship to those dudes though ? She made it casual but the dudes wanted more. She never claimed to falsely make them think they are committed to each other

14:19 lmao Noel realised he was giving good advice and reverted back

Also in school to be a licensed therapist and I don't think that dude read his ethics textbook lol cuz the reason we can't charge for services during training is because people are there for actual therapeutic help. These are just people asking an internet stranger for some advice: I also don't think Noel is actually charging $5 for his services lmao

when i was in highschool our drafting teacher was a crack head his super model hot wife left him, the principle saw a pic of him at a high school party doing drugs. He'd let students into his room to do coke, then one day he went into psychosis hard, so hard that he locked himself into the bathroom of his basement convinced if he left he'd be arrested. He didn't call into work and luckily its the kind of job they have to try and get you rehab first, so they helped him and he kept his job. Ive moved away from there since, but he's been a husk of his former self since apparently sobriety has not been easy for him.

his oufits have been making me want to cry lately

Noel’s thoughts on cheating: “grass is greener? Impossible 😤 nothing greener than Aleena” 💚💚💚💚

(to the tune of mr. sandman) mister mixed race, mix me a race,

That sound bite after Noel mentioned the drug abuse was phenomenal

i'll cancel my next therapy appointment i've been cured thank you

11:00 that's actually good advice. I went through the same thing and did what Noel said to do. In the end they didn't like me back but it didn't get weird because I didn't make a big deal out of it.

Noel with the youth hat is like TMG with the tiny people chairs

Bro I work at Amazon and that bit had me dead💀. That’s also 100% at Amazon everyone is dating everyone

Noel coming thru with the 4D chess move strats in this one

dude this needs to be a weekly thing atp

cant tell if noel is sticking to the going raw and double bagging jokes for the nord vpn ad read by choice or not

i love this format of videos over the old ones

@NoNo-xh7ru

Жыл бұрын

I too enjoy the format of videos

@justincruz5720

Жыл бұрын

@@NoNo-xh7ru Bruh.

@giga9849

Жыл бұрын

@@justincruz5720 bru

I've been struggling a lot with my mental health recently and your videos never fail to make me laugh. Thank you.

14:39 had me in the grave 💀💀 Edit: I once had a math teacher who I overheard make fun of my autistic friend. It was 6th grade. He was talking to another teacher. I almost went up and said something to that goon. Heard another teacher YEARS later talk about the student’s mom. Takeaway, age definitely doesn’t guarantee maturity.

noel’s evil maniacal laugh in this video is sending me 😭

Second person really wasted an opportunity to call Noel “Sir Mix-a-lot.” That wouldn’t be kind either, but it was right there man

Loved this episode. The editing, the cameo by Aleena and your pup, the fact that Noel barely read past the title on like half of these 😂

The “sorry bout that” got me breaking out laughing 💀💀💀

He should’ve said “Hayden here’s the thing, your an L, and I’m a Noel”

cody and noel do: federal prison

"This guy named Hayden." That's his first problem.

i like this format / setup noel these videos been great

Thanks for good vibes Noel always good to see a new video especially the illegal therapy you’re killing me lol

don’t worry alex i think you’re so cool lmaooo💀

These are so fire, love watching these when they drop. Have you considered doing Stand up Noel? Feel like you would kill it

The way Aleena runs away 😂😂💕

I started watching you and Cody on vine and then KZread. Today I celebrated my 21st birthday and still love watching the both of you. Thank you for always making great content

Came for the $5 therapy Stayed for Ollie on Noel’s shoulder

Needed more Cash & Alex and multi cam in this one.

the editing on this video is so good and funny

I'm a doctoral student on my way to become a therapist/psychologist. Love this content lol. Couldn't be any more spot on to what I am thinking sometimes about my client's stories. THANK YOU for this content!

I watch many videos (bc internet addiction) and most of them are average or okay but this one was out of the park so amazing and fun to watch! I hope you make more videos like this one!!

I love how funny Alex is and Noel just shits on him the whole time and takes everything he says seriously lol.

Aleena's 5 dollar therapy was sooo kind and nice. As she walked out Fram I said " what an angle 😊". I'm soo glad no one flammed her

Noel looking 🔥that green screen just on point 😂 Loving the evolution of ur videos and all the efforts U put into ur YT channel 🤍🙏🏼

The pup on the shoulder was my favorite part. Great video!

@taylork8857

Жыл бұрын

me too! need more cameos of Ollie pup!

alex is my favorite out of all of you "hes italian"

4:54 kills me. And the Sinatra songs comedy gold.

alex admitting that he gives his cat an italian accent is hilarious

i love this format so much

The dog is upstaging Noel so hard

Great video, man! The amazon jokes killed me

Flipping the whole extremist mormon thing to become a fully functioning place of manufacturing is a genius idea noel!!!