I knew I was bad, but I never expected I was THAT bad.

@mentiquebakabila4254

4 ай бұрын

it's only the intro and all 4 heists, Casino and Cayo heist replay is canon and there's also all the other missions...

@CatLov3r10

3 ай бұрын

@@mentiquebakabila4254I mean, for the finale on the Cayo Perico heist, you could do it stealth and only kill the guy with the bike when you exit the compohnd

@samteckor8125

3 ай бұрын

I don’t know if you’re referring to the crimes committed or the sentence but honestly I thought the sentence was going to be worse

@zimknxckb4ck

3 ай бұрын

@@mentiquebakabila4254 There's not all other missions. Example: Salvage yard robberies, after hours, dax missions, martin madrazo missions...

@YungTardactiy3871

3 ай бұрын

Honestly pretty tame

And he only counted crimes committed during heists. :D

@Dctctx

4 ай бұрын

Of course he did, those are the only cannon ones

@SeahawkGaming-xp7bl

4 ай бұрын

@@RandoReelss Dre is canon.

@user-io7gt2ec1r

3 ай бұрын

These are Franklins story

@veronicamulotti4202

3 ай бұрын

​@@Dctctx yes, they truly are a cannon

@mr.manface1492

3 ай бұрын

​@@Dctctx The heists aren't the only things that are canon 😂 Franklin mentions the player's tanker-boosting days for Lamar (contact missions) and Madrazo's missing witnesses (also contact missions). Also, how would English Dave know the player if the Nightclubs weren't a thing? Going back to Contact Missions, the Fleeca Job is literally the character proving themselves to Lester after doing the missions beforehand. The Casino Story missions are also referenced during the Casino Heist and by Vincent (although that's subjective). Basically, without the yapping: every mission and business is canon. Other than the realistic races, like Street Races, Pursuit etc, they aren't, same with all the crazy modes.

Bro Made Trevor Philips Look Like Mickey Mouse

@therealrailfangamingboi

4 ай бұрын

Fr 😂

@slangmyshang9653

4 ай бұрын

Do wei shen next bro pla

@M4DAttack

4 ай бұрын

If the playa from saints row 1 was charged

@jokerwick69420

4 ай бұрын

I know right trevor isn't jack compared to us

@Sean11nez

4 ай бұрын

Lol

Your character never ages so he’ll be fresh as soon as his 13,000+ year sentence is up.

@deandre15

3 ай бұрын

Life in prison😂

@MrPix.

3 ай бұрын

@@deandre15 there is no life in prison in america

@Interlink.

3 ай бұрын

Funny​@@MrPix.

@Dimonkaj

3 ай бұрын

And GTA VI still didn't come out

@southpaw1364

3 ай бұрын

@@MrPix.found the non American

“There’s enough evidence to put you away for consecutive life sentences you're going to spend the next ten years of your life going from a cell to a courtroom before you even start serving your time.” - Interpol Officer

@perrylim9728

4 ай бұрын

I will have died in prison without ever stepping outside of it again

@almightybree2779

3 ай бұрын

Many times I did rooftop rumble I should never see light again

@georgemakrov6174

3 ай бұрын

My favorite movie bro

@CoralCopperHead

3 ай бұрын

**Calls the FIB**

@hank780

2 ай бұрын

"My family disowned me. My wife and son left me. My brother's dead. Believe me, I fully appreciate the seriousness of my situation."

There is only one thing to say: "You recived 2000 $ for good behaivour"

@MortemPlayz

Ай бұрын

I’ve never seen that message lol

@Goatfacee

25 күн бұрын

@@MortemPlayzdamn cuh😭

@mikaeel_m3243

11 күн бұрын

@@MortemPlayzaw, unfortunate

@agent6941

5 күн бұрын

​@@MortemPlayz I have see it whilst committing domestic terrorism by blowing up cars on a road (most likely a highway).

Buddy. The amount of shit I’ve done in this game is damn near impossible to calculate, let alone START to charge my character…

@KJ.420

3 ай бұрын

Throughout the years, I've killed more than 70 thousand players in gta online and at least a few hundred thousand cops. My character will witness the death of the sun behind the bars tbh.

@topdoomslayer3913

3 ай бұрын

@@KJ.420With how many crimes I’ve committed, I would’ve been able to witness the start to the universe and the very end of it. Twice.

@Hazzards864

3 ай бұрын

Every crime you commit is registered on your stats

@aaronlaughter6471

21 күн бұрын

Dude lets be honest, we all make Hitler, Stalin and Mao look like Jesus when it comes to GTAO.

@peconi47

18 күн бұрын

you would die from old age while the charges are still being read out

can’t wait for the gta v references in gta 6. “hear about that shit happening in LS? heard they got one dude running the entire state, from corner store drug deals to corporate business”

@simpled5755

15 күн бұрын

Be cool as hell if they do that

Objectively the greatest GTA protagonist of all time lol

@fewkeyfewkey5414

17 күн бұрын

and they don't talk just like calude

The jump from 1 year to 207 years killed me lmfao. I was not expecting it that early.

And it's only heists, i bet, my character got around 120 000 years after 2,6K hours played

@theotherguy6951

4 ай бұрын

My character would be serving a million years minimum

@steezykane4738

3 ай бұрын

after about 40k plus hours played i think mine would be well over a few million years 😂😂

@user-tb6kj1jh7q

3 ай бұрын

@@steezykane4738 Brooo, get a life, sounds hopeless

@steezykane4738

3 ай бұрын

@@user-tb6kj1jh7q 😂😂 why are you so mad over a comment also dont be talking discord mod

@user-tb6kj1jh7q

3 ай бұрын

@@steezykane4738 not really, it's just a little unhealthy

Bro got 2 life sentences his first day in los santos😂😅

300+ hours, and out of missions you’re forgetting the countless murder, grand theft auto, domestic terrorism, robbery! my character is definitely going under the prison for eternity

@okijir

3 ай бұрын

(in game)

@ABigBowlOfChips

3 ай бұрын

And putting bounties on other players. Don’t know how many years to get charged for that but out of self defense at the same time because someone will retaliate and place a bounty in return

@SkullEdits32

Ай бұрын

the description says that the crimes would be counted under heists and under that only

my gta character would be sent to death , not even saul goodman can scrape off a day

@RobHorrorLive

3 ай бұрын

California doesn't have a death penalty.

@s0m3h4x0r

3 ай бұрын

They'd make an exception ​@@RobHorrorLive

@Jay05944

3 ай бұрын

They would.

@CaLLMeKarma22

3 ай бұрын

@@RobHorrorLiveoh true damn forgot about that

the fact that this ONLY covers the heists is absurd, I can only imagine the sentence given everything else the GTAO protag canonically gets into

@cinemacop

3 ай бұрын

Is there anything else that is confirmed canon?

@Sub2Cider

3 ай бұрын

​@@cinemacop we won't know for sure till gta 6 confirms what happens here. But I could see all missions being canon

@My0ldFr13nd

3 ай бұрын

@@cinemacop All the contact missions I imagine (in story mode, Franklin makes a mention of Lamar's tanker missions), MOC Operations too. We could probably also count source and ressuply missions for many of the businesses. Auto shop contracts are all probably done at least once as well, same with Salvage Yard (although salvage yard mission dialogue implies that they can happen more than once). Dr. Dre contract also took place once and there are many smaller security contracts as well. Not to mention street races.

@degenratex4834

3 ай бұрын

​@@cinemacop the casino story missions

@Luiscespedes76436

3 ай бұрын

​@@cinemacop can you do if rambo was charged for his crimes first blood?

Who Is Crazier - GTA Online Protagonist or Trevor Philips ?

@Najut-du

4 ай бұрын

Online Protagonist

@M4DAttack

4 ай бұрын

Protagonist, Lester says were unpredictable

@jokerwick69420

4 ай бұрын

Me

@Scoobis925

4 ай бұрын

Glad manhunt exists in the GTA universe

@epicplayz7895

4 ай бұрын

Online protagonist

they would have sentenced you to death but you'll just walk out of a hospital

At the start, the main character basically did almost nothing and he is already will be 1 year in prison!

@damnsonxd

3 ай бұрын

I mean he did illegal racing murder and selling drugs for money so I think that’s a pretty big charge for itself

@folderboy

2 ай бұрын

To be fair he murdered 8 people did an illegal street race and sold drugs

4:01 I wasn’t expecting the sound to be played and I choked on my drink lmao

with the destruction of government property during the lazer dogfight, I feel like a 2.5 million flat ain't gonna do shit for the fact that EACH of those lazers are 6.5 mil. EACH.

There's also all the crimes you commit that could add up if of all the businesses you can have are canon; With these ones you can skip committing more crimes directly than the setup by buying the supplies - the cocaine business - meth business - counterfeit money businesses - weed business - illegal document business, - the bunker business (weapons are being made there) - the acid lab There is the ones that you have to steal the stuff that you later sell like: - the special cargo business ( you steal all the stuff to resell it) - the special warehouse ( same as the previous one but with cars) - the hangar Business (stealing stuff as well but in the air and land all across los santos) but there’s an option of getting stock through rooster if unlocked through the operation terminal missions And there is also the ones could be with illegal activities as follows: - the nightclub: some of the promotion missions, the restock mission with yohan and the selling of illegal stuff - the autoshop: you repair and modify honest clients cars but also can decide to do the heists as well that sessanta offers - the scrapyard: we are towing cars and there’s supposedly a legality to it but we are never sure when we are doing it and there is also the robberies of all the special high end cars (5 different heists in total) Furthermore in the end there’s also the missions we do for Lamar, Gerald, Lamar, Simeon, Trevor, the missions of agent 14 inside the M.O.C. (Mobile operation center), the missions of Paige inside the terrorbyte, the ones for the casino with Agatha (needing the penthouse), the agency with the contracts (absolutely canon), the operation terminal missions that you buy for the avenger, the captain’s missions in the yacht, the missions for the freaks (first dose), the Clucking bell raid with Vincent and maybe something else that I don’t remember Postdata: arena wars it’s shady but let’s say legal under contract in that universe and ULP as well this could be for a part 2

@Cody-Bear

Ай бұрын

If we have to pay for the CEO cargo, how would that be stealing?

@PhoniexStudio

Ай бұрын

​@@Cody-Bear because you literally steal it, with the exception of paying someone to source it

@SeahawkGaming-xp7bl

15 күн бұрын

​@@Cody-Bear You would not be stealing but committing smuggling if you pay for it.

9:15 You forgot about the first demolition team part: Killing the prison bus driver and destroying the first prison bus. Also doomsday heist part 3. I mean that was for saving the world but still worth to add.

@zukozluko

4 ай бұрын

part 3 was also under government orders, we were literally helping the IAA

@zimknxckb4ck

3 ай бұрын

@@zukozluko I know that. Just saying. Also he missed a lot of parts from gta online crimes.

@curtisevans8413

3 ай бұрын

One could argue that everything before and including Doomsday is irrelevant since Rackman wipes our criminal records.

@zukozluko

3 ай бұрын

@@curtisevans8413 no she didnt wipe them, she said there wont be a record meaning all the crimes we did on act 2 and 3 never happened

Bro, the things that GTA online characters do are war crimes💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏

Only 497x first degree murders??? My characters must have ran over or killed 300 NPCs in the last week because of cargo week. A lot were taken as their Brickades stop for no one and nothing on the way to their sell destinations.

The GTA Online Protagonist is officially the greatest protagonist in history, folks. They're too good. And all of this is only just the heists and the intro, not counting every other main DLC (anything with missions/businesses), which are all canon, by the way. All of this makes me think that for the final DLC before GTA VI comes out, we either pull off some grand heist or get hunted down by the government.

There’s probably so many crimes committed for my character, that there wouldn’t be enough time to review each case to actually sentence him before he passes away with old age.

Been WAITING FOR THIS!!!! All I am going to say our characters if they were made on day 1 of GTA ONLINE would have MILLIONS OF LIFE SENTENCES, THOUSANDS OF DEATH SENTENCE CHARGES, and pretty much “every fucking crime under the fucking sun” 0:01

@AyitSiemen-000

3 ай бұрын

No sexual crimes... big W in my eyes.

@cold2thatuch

2 ай бұрын

​@@AyitSiemen-000even criminals have lines they don't cross

If Claude Speed was Charged for his crimes

@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats

3 ай бұрын

Death row right out the gate

Lamar before race: 😂 Lamar after race:☠️

for First-Degree Murder you better add 9 zero's on the end for my character

Warden (GTA online): Did you flip me!!! >8( Avatar (GTA online): No, I didn't. :/

Glad you made this and took your sweet time with it. I was really curious as to how heavy the Online character's rap sheet is 😂 Part 2 would be a good way to add the businesses of Online

Every time I see the grand theft along with the completed mission thing from gta:sa it always puts a smile on my face

I loved how every time I was charged with grand theft It did "mission passed" 😂

@Texasindoorbaseball

Ай бұрын

Wait that’s your character in the video?

Way more if you count the contact missions, illegal business ventures, and man slaughter when we drive.

Based on the nightclub safe that generates $50,000 every 48 minutes or one in-game day: 48 minutes irl = 1 day in gta 12 hours irl = 1 year in gta ~18.2+ years irl ≈ ~13,286.5+ years in gta Based on shark cards: $99.99 in irl = $10,000,000 in gta $48.98 in irl = $4,899,000 in gta 18.2+ years in prison and $48.98 in fines

@Teuber45

3 ай бұрын

That is terrifyingly low

If Vaas Montenegro was charged for his crimes.

@prostenicolas8595

4 ай бұрын

Yea that would be good

@_Diamond-Dog

3 ай бұрын

Who

@Notimportant253

3 ай бұрын

@@_Diamond-Dog one of the antagonist of far cry 3, probably the only good antagonist in the entire far cry series and the reason far cry 3 blew the series up so much

@CaLLMeKarma22

3 ай бұрын

@@Notimportant253pagan min and Joseph seed were good as well but not vaas level

@KenSG-jz2zn

2 ай бұрын

​@@CaLLMeKarma22pagan min the chillest far cry villain

An hour and three minutes of crimes. This is quite a treat. 😁

Our character could be given 1264829 consecutive death sentences and still show zero emotion

Satan when your character finally dies for the last time: "Well I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan."

id be curious to see what my exact characters crimes are, considering the amount of heists ive done. ive earned a little over 600 million, ive killed 28.5k cops alone, and have a total of just under 100,000 total kills. ive single handedly reduced the los santos population by a crazy amount

My gta character could be linked to so many murders that they would still be linking me to murders centuries after I die

If Brian O Conner was charged for his crimes he commits reckless driving, illegal street racing, murder etc.

@RobHorrorLive

3 ай бұрын

Let's wait until they stop making The Fast and The Furious movies.

@Sean11nez

3 ай бұрын

@@RobHorrorLive you’re right man about that let’s just wait until they stop making the fast and the furious movies

With all the crimes against humanity GTA Online players have committed would put us under the prison

all we have to do is get our friends to break us out.

After all of these crimes, the only thing that keeps me awake is that one time i failed to pay the taxi guy 120$ 💀

hopped right off the plane and already got a year sentence 💀💀

A less than 5 mil fine? I guess I'll do 2-3 perico heists and pay that off.

When I saw 1 hour in the video, I knew that you were only just scratching the surface of the online protagonist.

not gonna lie though you got good taste in clean builds for your car collection

If this is just the crimes we committed in heists and missions, imagine if the crimes we committed in free play were added to the list 💀

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

Man the character did all this without saying a word

2:09 "Well, that escalated quickly"

I think the character would get the death penalty with all those charges if caught

You know it's going to be a good one when you're not even a quarter of a way through the video and the prison sentence is at 1,000+ years. XD Also, shoutout to the guy that made their character resemble Leon from the Resident Evil games.

This is going to have to be a three-parter. You're going to have to do the three other heists DLCs, the contact missions, and every single illicit business that he owns. Also the fact that you robbed the casino two more times; for silent and sneaky, and aggressive. Let's not forget the stats you have to build for the character as well; for strength, the best way is to knock out a bunch of people, for driving the best way is to drive at Max speed pulling a bunch of thresholds on highways, for flying.. school of flight so I really don't think those count, for shooting the gun range or griefing, and I don't think stamina counts either cuz all you do for that is just hold W on ground.

@mr.manface1492

3 ай бұрын

The three other heist DLCs? There aren't any more. I assume you're talking about LS Tuners, The Chop Shop and The Cluckin' Bell Farm Raid, none of which are heist DLCs. If they were, Rockstar would call them that.

@GhostHunterGore

3 ай бұрын

@@mr.manface1492 eh, they gave me the same feeling. You do setups and the last mission is the highest paying one, which also happens to be the hardest, has loadout limitations, with new remixes that play (The last one specifically meant for clucking Bell).

If Wolverine was charged for his crimes

Yeah... We'd probably get the Death Penalty for Terrorism Charges. EDIT: Also, I personally think that the cinematic at 29:29 looks cooler when Noose also show up.

Trust me, my character is way worse

*Beginning of the video* "I'm thinking about 5,000 years" *A quarter into the video" "Well damn..."

This is finally here!

We’re gonna need a part 2 when Rockstar releases future expansions.

I'm pretty sure that one with the guns near the end would include possession/theft of unregistered firearms with intent of ___ (depending on what the player does with them. I haven't played much of online)

Let’s just say with our online crimes, it’s a miracle we haven’t got an elaborate maximum security prison dedicated solely to contain us.

That moment when the Genie from Aladdin got a lighter prison sentence than you did

We should get a part 2 covering all the story missions that came with each update

My character on a hill: *deep breath* "Im a horrible person" Edit: the state will now have to prove those charges without a shadow of a doubt

My character? Yeah, apart from heists, I've done some ruthless things that would make me question my ways myself.

They're technically immortal too, because no matter how many times you die, you can just reincarnate randomly on a different street, and we don't feel pain either because whenever we take a gunshot we just walk it off as if nothing happened.

27:30 Merryweather's not the Gov't though, they're a PMC. So it's not *gov't* property that was stolen here.

7:49 discharging a firearm

"How many years did you get?" "I would say 'yes', but even that would not suffice."

Canon crimes that is. Almost 2k hours on online, shit I did... Probably 310.000 years, a fine of $6.5 trillion, and 8800 death sentences ATLEAST.

There could have been a few trespassing charges thrown in there. They did access federal property like the aircraft carrier without clearance.

The main reason i love gtaO is probly because the characters are absolutely fkn unhinged and, for the most part, practically unstoppable (especially during solo missions).

I just skipped a little bit and it already went from 1+ to fkin 207+ 💀

I did the maths and my gta online character would have a sentence of 378 127.9 years in jail and somewhere around 120-200mil fine

the amount of times I have done the cayo heist my character wouldn't see the light of day at all and would be considered crazy and be put into a cell for the crazy inmates

12:48 We literally boarded a military ship to steal a military fighter jet, and you're telling us we're not even charged with piracy? WTH man! How are we *NOT* pirates?

Do the blues brothers next please 👍

Kind of crazy to think that with everything we do, we don't get a single death or life sentence. That's actually kind of astonishing. And also a little sad.

Time Stamps for each job/heist 0:25 - Lamar Davis's Job 2:10 - Your First Robbery 2:48 - The Fleeca Job 5:17 - The Prison Break 10:51 - The Humane Labs Raid 17:02 - Series A Funding 23:00 - The Pacific Standard Job 31:40 - The Doomsday Heist 43:33 - The Diamond Casino Heist 53:26 - The Cayo Perico Heist

Rockstar:guys let's create a psychopath that will be a threat to the world in the game

I thought this video will never exist because of how many crimes our characters has done over the years, And it will be hard to count and calculate but dayum it makes Trevor Phillips look like a sane person

this deserves way more support w vid

I love how we ain't got a single death sentence

I mean with all the military grade weapons, tanks, fighter jets, and orbital cannons we'd be enemies of the state at this point

My character would be serving about 20,000 life sentences.

So we can all agree that every single one of our GTA characters are gonna get the chair right? Pretty sure they all do since that shootout in the alley, let alone anything else.

If my gta character got sentenced to his crimes I don’t think he’d see the light of day for atleast a couple of eons

Well damn! 13,300 years!? I wonder what our Saints Row character gets the charges and sentencing.

dont forget about the: gunrunning, various drugs businesses, illegal repo, warehousing and selling illicit goods, smuggling, assassinations, extortion, bribery, money laundering and those are from the top of my head.

If Deadpool was charged for his crimes

hey, just as a reminder, the ending of act 3 of doomsday, your record is wiped clean, so, if anyone has the time, seprate whats around 44:00 mark, and everything that comes after, so that we can have a "Tottal score" and an "accurate score"

How the FUCK is our GTA character not the most wanted man on the god damn planet bruh...

Calling them a criminal would be a understatement.

If Teddy Mcdonald was charged for his crimes

Chris Formage got your back for that sentence

alot more charges like gang violence felony menacing and such posession of class 1 2 and 3 firearms without permits