"If we were agricultural workers the day would already be half gone" now everytime i am aftering at 10am with the mates I remember this quote

This is the most alpha male Mark has ever been

@tuttosalve8352

3 жыл бұрын

It’s bottled up anger from the wine and the potential of squatting lol

@richardsamuelgustavo

3 жыл бұрын

what about when he owns Ben (the shit)

@stonem0013

2 жыл бұрын

and possibly his most hateful moment lol

@oktfg

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the miracle of consumer capitalism for you.

@notlisztening9821

2 жыл бұрын

I know too many people, who need assertive mark to tell them that last line.

This captures the horrible reality of being still up at sunrise after a night on the gear. Awful, awful stuff. 😂

@interpolkillersfan93

3 жыл бұрын

That feeling of doom when you finally try and lie-down to sleep but everytime you feel like you're drifting off some electro shock shit happens and you back awake again and nauseous with a saw jaw and your fingers bent

@rentalsnake6542

3 жыл бұрын

But it's not gonna stop us doing the same thing next weekend lol.

@cognitivedisability9864

3 жыл бұрын

@@interpolkillersfan93 sounds like me when i try to sleep regularly...

@smackbarm_peywet6533

3 жыл бұрын

@@interpolkillersfan93 but the feeling of joy when your calling about for more gear at 7am and your on the 4th and last person you can try and he answers. like god smiling down.

@buranopeach5245

3 жыл бұрын

Drugs...cool. I...love drugs. I love getting high and etc

Most accurate representation of lasses from Sunderland I've ever seen

@basedanon420

3 жыл бұрын

Actually that horrifying?

@seanglaze7284

2 жыл бұрын

Glaring lack of Blue Drink

She doesn't want any more of your drugs

@nickmeale1957

3 жыл бұрын

Then the look on his face 😮

@DannyDoesGuitar

2 жыл бұрын

o_o

Assertive Mark is brilliant

I've got four Brown Bears and a couple of Foghorn Leghorns.

@monkeyspoon8255

3 жыл бұрын

Known for giving you the famous munchies

@rentalsnake6542

3 жыл бұрын

Men _have_ looked at me

"You're not a bad person, but you are, unfortunately, a moron." I'm going to start using that line.

Justice is done. Not actual justice, but what I wanted to happen, which is basically the same thing.

@wurble

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite Jez lines. It just sums him up so well.

" *Oh god this is going to be a disaster. I want a night of edgy banter and tipsy indiscretions. He wants us all lying around in our pants flinging shit at eachother.* "

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

Going ape.

@patrickbatman141

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 "Go Ape? I don't want people going Ape Jeremy, because there's a missing word isn't there? Ape *shit* "

Corrigan: what a fucking legend

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

In this ep, he eventually stands up for himself.

@newyorktitties8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 but he also gets cucked into doing things he doesn't want to do. Same thing happens to jez in this episode.

@JosephCranitch

2 жыл бұрын

He is an honourable man

'If we were agricltural workers the day would already be half gone.' Corrigan once again forgetting that everyone makes their money by hanging out, fucking around on the Playstation and having some Ben & Jerry's.

"a high court judge will rule me to be officially 'not living life to the max'"

She doesn't want anymore of your *drugs.*

@fergalcussen

3 жыл бұрын

bitin' my style

Sophie forcing Mark to do something she knows he both despises and is wholly against his nature, and then needing his comfort next morning when she falls foul of the same lifestyle, is one of the many reasons she's not the heavenly angel child that many seem to think she is.

@andyharpist2938

2 жыл бұрын

shes vulnerable and needs a strong man.

@christopherc938

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man tell me about it. She's awful ugh

@BewleyUK9

2 жыл бұрын

It's not real

@BewleyUK9

Жыл бұрын

@@420N_light Sounds like you've got some built up resentment towards women that you need to work through.

@ryandowling1045

Жыл бұрын

@@420N_light its a character in a comedy sketch show, calm down

"You should see the other girl, cuz she can't see you, eh, not anymore" that line always cracks me up 🤣

One thing about this series is how realistic the characters are, especially the one-off characters, the defendant Carla is a horrifyingly real person, who we've all came across atleast once in our lives unfortunately. Fantastic acting!

Very accurate Sunderland character

When the wine spills 😂

@ufinc

3 жыл бұрын

omg right I couldn't stop laughing lmao 😂😂😂

@patrickbatman141

3 жыл бұрын

*Shit! Too rational!*

I think about the “miracle of consumer capitalism” line at least once a week.

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

Have you used it in a conversation?

@QuadMochaMatti

2 жыл бұрын

That's a sure-fire pickup line that will have you bagging all the hotties.

@Zaba_the_Dogling

2 жыл бұрын

Golden

@Chief_Brody

Жыл бұрын

no you don't. Stop lying for Likes on the internet

@JB.zero.zero.1

Жыл бұрын

The miracle ploughing down rain forests. Good old consumer capitalism.

One of my favourite peep show scenes

HEY SOPH WHERE ARE YOU GOING WERE GOING TO HAVE A SPEEEEEF

The agricultural line was as good as anything funny I've ever heard.

S3 e5, Jurying. The only ep of Carla, Dom & Olly.

i was a jeremy in my twenties im a mark now lol

@philbecker4676

3 жыл бұрын

Relate.

@lizzy6333

3 жыл бұрын

you’re so unique!

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

How & why did you have a major personality change?

@bouse23

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 no reason I was always a bit of a mark I think lol. a reason this show worked was that we could relate to both characters.

@lizzy6333

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 he didn't he literally just aged and seems to think its some amazing event like it doesn't happen to almost everyone

"This is reality calling" .....The absolute satisfaction with which Mark launches into this tirade!.🤣

Ah yes, the scary sexy Northerner...

0:24 I rule that you are not living life to the max - high court judge

well observed. not many have experienced this stuff

I am the lord of the bus said he

@rentalsnake6542

3 жыл бұрын

Stick that up your dojo

Near the end off the skit when Mark is kicking everyone out. Even in comedy the truth of reality is brought to light.

Mark at his best here!

"You're not a bad person, you're just a moron" is my opinion of every professional stoner I've ever met, of course they don't see it themselves

@TurtleMC1993

2 жыл бұрын

Whats a professional stoner ?

@alexclipper7608

2 жыл бұрын

You probably haven’t met a lot of them then. Tons of shitty people among druggies.

@AdamSmith75th

2 жыл бұрын

@@TurtleMC1993 Snoop Dog?

@steph6498

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think being chilled out and nonchalant about things is being a moron.

@drexlspivey5828

2 жыл бұрын

@@steph6498 "I drive better when I'm stoned, I'm more focused" is an example of one of the more retarded things I've heard stoners say, "I'm not addicted" is another

Sophie! The Sophster! Sophistry!

@clashnytech

3 жыл бұрын

she is a cutie!

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

Sophia is the Greek goddess of wisdom. I spose Sophies parents were being ironic when they named the dope

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr Or hopeful

Objection . Overruled

One cocktail, that was the arrangement. One cocktail, then home. Not 4 cocktails & off to a gay club.

Mark at his best!!

What about you and me ? ......The bond

Never seen 12 Angry Men. This episode is all I need.

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

Comedienne Amy Schumer did a parody of it called 12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer.

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

Jez is the only one who's not angry.

@shia_labeouf

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 Did she steal all the jokes yet somehow make them completely unfunny, like normal?

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@shia_labeouf I haven't seen any other parodies of 12 Angry Men. Jokes aren't copyrighted, so they can't be stolen. Most comedians tell jokes that other comedians have previously told.

@sn4831

2 жыл бұрын

Amy Schumer is about as funny as a brain haemorrhage

The wine best part 😂😂

Brilliant

This is when mark lost his love for sophie

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

It's part of it, but it's in the next ep - s3 e6, Quantocking - that he realises that she's nowhere near as good as his idealised perception of her. He realises that they're a mismatched couple who can't be happy together, so he decides not to propose to her.

@clashnytech

3 жыл бұрын

Its all downhill from here...

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 and yet he married her

@aaronhurst4379

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr Out of embarrassment

@patrickbatman141

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 I think the point is Mark never even loved her lol he was just lonely and became infatuated with her, he barely knew anything about her at the start of the show, they just occasionly have a bit of friendly small talk. The moment I think he loses some infatuation for her, not love, is when he shamefully buys condoms for her and Jeff. We all have that moment when we realise were not attracted to someone as much as we thought we were. In that episode he definitely goes off of her a bit, he starts to realise she's a bit of an asshole, he's only given a chance with her when someone else isn't pampering her, she's about to sleep with another bloke and that bloke is a complete twat but it still takes more for Mark to realise he doesn't want her that much anyway because he was deluded, he's just desperate for intimacy and because she talks to him a bit he becomes obsessed with her and believes she's the person he's meant to be with. No one can actually love someone until they've been in a happy relationship with them for a while imo, Mark thinks he is in love with her just by speaking to her from time to time. That's what the scene on the Moors in Quantocking was meant to show.

Still wish to this day they wrote the episode where mark actually to the xtc… thought I do love marks rant here.

2:34

I think e3, Shrooming is the best ep of s3.

@patrickbatman141

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely.

Actually Mark’s night seems like a dream come true Pub crawl till they close, back to the flat putting on music smoking weed till sunrise Stopping the drugs at 6AM making tea and toast for everyone putting on radio 4 And then going to sleep I need to find a group of mates to do this

@ethana6471

3 жыл бұрын

What about the ecstasy?

@philbecker4676

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm not sure that night would exactly happen like that if you added ecstasy to the mix 🤣

Based mark at the end

Damn which Mark could deliver that rant to some kids nowadays, Jesus

Judge mental

A GEORDIE

I wonder if David mitchell has these views on capitalism after being on so many radio 4 panel shows since peep show ended

3:35 oh but it is 😛😛😛 that didn't age well in 2020

The horrible feeling when you get turfed out of a sesh onto the streets 😪

Look Mark, I'm a musician in case you'd forgotten. Yeah? I answer to a higher law, the law of: if it feels right, do it.

@dynamo0255

3 жыл бұрын

What's that? Gadaffi's Law?...

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@dynamo0255 It's the musicians' law.

@BabylonCentral

2 жыл бұрын

See also ‘Jam Law’.

Queen Elizabeth went a little off the tracks

When it becomes daylight it brings back so many uncomfortable memories of those endless mephedrone fueled parties I was forced to attend at uni. Hideous.

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

Forced to?!

@brandons5426

3 жыл бұрын

Forced? You didn’t deserve to be there mate 😂 stick to chess club.

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandons5426 Were they the Croydon Bullingdon? Did they waterboard him with lager?!

Angie mark is scawie

i think he works in a juice bar

It's the wanton consumer capitalism that has brought about so many of the ills in the world. Who really needs pure wool carpet? Why must you take from the sheep? What did those grapes ever do to you, that you felt the need to crush them and consume them? What have you given back to them, Marcus Aurelius?

That woman marks with looks 35 going on 60 lol

People might think it would make you less impartial if you're trying to bone the woman you're meant to be judging. Jez, it's contempt of court.

M

It's funny how Mark is the only one there who didn't take ecstasy (or maybe he isn't, I dunno if the defendant woman did), but when he's ranting about capitalism he's doing a motion with his hand that someone on drugs might do because they feel compelled to move

It's scary how I actually know all of these people haha

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

I moved in those circles forty years ago. I don't know why TF anyone wants to do drugs. Or dope.

@martindesdichado419

3 жыл бұрын

no, its not. Pretty normal...

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

You know someone like Mark & someone like Jez?

@B6kmd

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr Because it's fun?

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@B6kmd As long as you don't wake up dribbling in a phone box.

Johnson tells Mark to reprimand Sophie for her poor performance at work. Johnson knows he has power over Mark due to Mark's desire to be his queen.

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

Johnson is gay?

@peterharrison699

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr No. He just knows Mark is for a small percentage (%15).

Sophie is the love of my life from Season 1-4. In perfect world I would have never Jilted her! 😍😘💕 Its a shame Mark ruined her...😒🤣

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

She's not appealing towards the ends of s3 or at all in s4.

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

She was well on her way when he met her.

@clashnytech

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2562 That’s when the reality of the relationship sets in.

@clashnytech

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr Jeff! He corrupted her!

@davidz2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@clashnytech We don't know how long the Jeff-Sophie relationship was going on for prior to the start of PS.

A lot of Mark’s outbursts seem like Mitchell using the character as an opportunity to rant about things that annoy him. Yet he avoids making himself a hero, since later on the very pillars of his world view ; global banks, consumer capitalism, and investments turn against him.

The "Can't see you" bit is one of the rare occasions of a female actress being utterly hilarious, pissed myself laughing the first time I saw that

Should show that clip to a hall full of Trump supporters.

@ryanstamp9350

2 жыл бұрын

Judging by your favourites/playlists i’m going to say that Trump lives in your head rent free :’D