Armored Fighting Vehicle: Exists Engine: "I have decided that I want to die"

@ajisusetyo3613

4 жыл бұрын

Is it because of rushed engine manufacturing?

@bassbusterx

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajisusetyo3613 sometimes poor engine designs as well

@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajisusetyo3613 For war production vehicles, maybe, but for a tank designed in peace time and with ample funding it's just the stress of having to move an hunk of armour likely several tons heavier than the planned weight.

@mr.waffentrager4400

4 жыл бұрын

Shoving an engine designed for much lighter vehicle ...

@whoareyou1034

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Sherman*

MBT-70 the only tank where the driver is already dazed before the battle begins

@el-fantasma21

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the tsar tank

@alissa2791

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@lanswyfte

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@blueberry1c2

4 жыл бұрын

* spawns * "The driver has been dazed!" * driver turns orange *

@That_Guy5575

4 жыл бұрын

Or the Obj 416!

"Autoloader does not like to function." I was not aware autoloaders had personalities.

@MonitorMono

4 жыл бұрын

The autoloader's machine spirit was NOT appeased

@brentkeller3826

4 жыл бұрын

Well.....The T64 autoloader sometimes tried to load parts of the gunner into the breech. The joys of carnivorous machinery. It liked to work a little too well.

@ICCUWANSIUT

4 жыл бұрын

Brent Keller the funniest thing is that I know exactly how that system works, and to think about it in real time with the sounds it makes is disturbing lol

@MuhdAriff-kv5zn

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentkeller3826 hmmm a Meaty ammo...nice

@brentkeller3826

4 жыл бұрын

@@ICCUWANSIUT Now THAT is funny in a disturbing manner. What would happen if someone dubbed a faint hungering growl and yum sound over it?

That belly hatch though. “Oh my god, the tank is on fire. Let me get he bolt cutters...”

@ICCUWANSIUT

4 жыл бұрын

Pladimir Vutin and suffocate for four minutes

@BELCAN57

4 жыл бұрын

And bludgeon myself to death with them before I burn in this immobile coffin.

@doritolegend9664

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a chieftain reference?

@sergejstojkovic8617

3 жыл бұрын

OH BUGGER! THE TANK IS ON FIRE!

@CallanElliott

3 жыл бұрын

How the fuck do you make a hatch that takes HALF AN HOUR TO OPEN?!

Engine : *breaks* Developers : is not a bug, its a feature

@mildlysuspicious2960

4 жыл бұрын

I guess we know where Melee got it’s inspiration from

@avielexpatingermany2142

3 жыл бұрын

it really is a feature doe :(

Historically accurate MBT-70: *Doesn't exist in the service*

@miquelescribanoivars5049

3 жыл бұрын

tOo eXpEnSiVe.

"Takes 30 minutes for the crew to open the belly escape hatch" While that's all well and good... What if it bloody rolled over and caught fire?

@fenfrostpaws2000

4 жыл бұрын

Well they better have those bolt cutters on hand aye

@buttahXD

4 жыл бұрын

@@fenfrostpaws2000 [frantic bolt cutting motions]

@hklassehutten1476

4 жыл бұрын

It'll still take 30 mins

@nonamesplease6288

4 жыл бұрын

Oh bugger, the tank is on fire

@SteelRaven11

4 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing that's why they didn't even bother with the Abrams.

"The KPZ/MBT-70 are one, and are researched by playing both nations tech trees" - joint German/USA project development. "At 80% researched, Germany pulls out and research starts on the leopard 2k. Only Usa can continue with the research" - West Germany pulling out because of over budget. "At 90% the research is cancelled costing you 3.45million sliver lions, the XM803 is unlocked. The XM-1 is then discounted, which then lets you start researching the M1" Accurate.

"The KPZ-70s autoloader doesn't like to function" Loader: Loading HEATFS! Autoloader: No, I don't think I would

"Resdy!" *C L A N K*

@alexandru.g8746

4 жыл бұрын

*B O N K*

@dakotaraptor5918

4 жыл бұрын

“Uuuuggghhhh”

0:25 "Hydropneumatic suspension now can make the vehicle fly for short periods of time, and maximizes crew performance."

I haven’t watched yet, but let me guess. The engine had problems.

@Davtwan

4 жыл бұрын

Valtteri Elo - Actually... 0:57.

@adriantrans-amgta5981

4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@adriantrans-amgta5981

4 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@juanestebangonzalez6973

4 жыл бұрын

you are goddamn right

@Mr-Ad-196

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh yes....

“The autoloader doesn’t like to function...” no shit sherlock

cant wait for the spooky boy to cover the billion reliability problems and expensive cost of the t64

@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907

3 жыл бұрын

still more reliable than this shit

last time i was this early the chieftains engine was still working

@brickbybrick4321

4 жыл бұрын

Hagis Never this early, eh? Lmao

@bryanmartinez6600

4 жыл бұрын

That engine hasn't left the factory

On all of these vids, I’m always waiting for the “(insert tank)‘s engine tends to break down”

@doritolegend9664

3 жыл бұрын

There's alot of tank with this same problem that I couldn't even say them all.(challenge?)

@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620

3 жыл бұрын

Dorito legend go for it

@doritolegend9664

3 жыл бұрын

@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 I said challenge because I'm telling people to list all the tanks that has engine reliability issues. I can't do it.

“It takes 30 minutes to open the belly escape hatch” Sherman: pathetic

Tank: exists. Tank's crucial components: Hippity Hoppity I don't function properly.

Still think its funny that it only takes gaijin a small "ballancing update" to change the KPZ-70 reload from 10 to 6 seconds but it takes gaijin a entire new patch to fix the reload rate on MBT-70 and XM-803. Realy says something about which nation is gaijins favorit...

@demo4556

4 жыл бұрын

@@powermaster1130 They tend to buff vehicles that suffer from poor statistics, like their knee jerk reaction to the German M48s horrible stats when players were all doing the apcr stock grind on it, putting it at lower br than any other M48 even though it's superior.

@legend9181

4 жыл бұрын

@@powermaster1130 Gaijins favorite country is that which is the most unbalanced and broken

@Captain_Dani

4 жыл бұрын

How many years the KPz 70 had a 10s reload? I can remember when they were added the MBT had a better reload then KPz. After years the KPz 70 reload got improved (and a hard nerf for the missiles) and only because it took a few days longer until the MBT got changed you think ... are you anti-german or just stupid?

@Miguel-th3wx

4 жыл бұрын

You realise that the kpz had 10 reload for years now right? it was added with 6 sec but got put to 10 sec real quick

@naamadossantossilva4736

4 жыл бұрын

@@powermaster1130 Wrong.Germany has had absurdly long clubbing seasons and Russia has a history of datamines finding suspicious buffs.

Prepares to fire ATGMs "READY!" **clunk**

Last time I was this early the transmission still worked

@bryanmartinez6600

4 жыл бұрын

Just Panther things.

"missile tends to malfunction" Should've shown it just ramming the ground suddenly lol

well hello there spooky boi

@mr.waffentrager4400

4 жыл бұрын

American biased boi Forgive me

@TacticalOkuu

4 жыл бұрын

When a wehraboo says something about American Bias.

@mr.waffentrager4400

4 жыл бұрын

@@TacticalOkuu he is biased

@TacticalOkuu

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.waffentrager4400 Ok Wehraboo.

@mr.waffentrager4400

4 жыл бұрын

@@TacticalOkuu what's a wehraboo ?

1:36 that seems to defeat the purpose of an escape hatch. Were they worried people would sneak into the tank through the bottom?

If Chieftain was historically accurate Chieftain’s multi-fuel Engine: Why I’m still here. Just to suffer...

Always good to see a spookston video

2:07 so.. they really used the word spawn?

@henrycooper3431

4 жыл бұрын

Well we are talking about War thunder world so the word spawn should be fine

Man I love your videos, keep it up bud!

I always look forward to these. Keep up the good work champ

Such an amazing and fun video as always 💚 keep up the good work my friend.

I was expecting many more comments about the 30 minute "escape"

Really hope gajin sees these videos good work on making them entertaining Thank you for making these videos

loving that halo ce music great video

0:15 this scared me...

Why would've they needed 30 mins to escape out of the belly hatch ?

@jammygamer8961

4 жыл бұрын

Cause they ate too many cheese burgers

@maxk3786

4 жыл бұрын

theres no hatch, theres a hull section that marks "CUT HERE"

@jarskil8862

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxk3786 Why would they make such "Escape" hatch... "Fire stairs" but in order to make escape harder, we have bolted the door shut.

@henrycooper3431

4 жыл бұрын

Wait so the crew have to kick that plate till it fall off ?!

Hey Spookston, if you haven't already could you make a video explaining whether or not completely automated crew-less tanks like the ones in Batman Arkham Knight would be a good idea in the real world? Or on that subject, could you make a video reviewing the tanks from that game, including the Batmobile tank?

0:05 This should affect the entire crew as the driver will barf the interior of the tank.

Everything Wrong With Just Cause 4's Tanks When?

Driver:"captain,i dont feel so good"

I love the correct position of the turret when the tank moving. Facing behind, blocked position

like the halo songs you used

30 to 4 minutes for an escape hatch makes it seem like a suicide door

@bluntcabbage6042

4 жыл бұрын

"escape" hatch is a bit generous, it's more of just an access hatch. It might have been meant to be an escape hatch in the production model (with improvements of course).

30 minutes to get out of the belly hatch!? AND you NEED boltcutters to get out?! what madman designed it that way?!

imagine getting a WoT ad on a WT video, thanks Spookston.

1:35 sooo if the tank got hit by anti tank round and caught on fire.......I guess.......gonna be like cooking turkey in a oven in there?

"Autoloader does not like to function" *Machine spirits are angered*

I think war thunder would find the thumbnail historically accurate and make the tank hover

Historically accurate m22- locust or tetrarch: can spawn on any open ground due to glider deployment.

The MBT-70/KPZ-70 are both capable of functioning in water up to the level of the turret roof due to foldable snorkels on the engine deck and sealable hatches. The MBT 70 would be capable of doing this after the engine compartment was damaged, whereas the KPZ would not due to the Daimler engine requiring an airtight compartment for amphibious operation. - (Abrams: A History of the American Main Battle Tank.) Vol. 2. R.P. Hunnicutt: pg. 141

@delta07phalanx

4 жыл бұрын

Note that the folding snorkels are built in to the engine deck itself. They are also modeled in game but not used.

That Halo 3 ODST music really made me nostalgic

I must admit, having seen one up close, it's an impressive machine.

@ISU-KV-

2 жыл бұрын

lucky

A leopard 1 or the puma one ? appreciate the videos you do man keep em goin

The ability for the commander to do the gunner's/driver's job if they are knocked out (not like in the old way but how it is in this video too) could be really useful for the vehicles that had these ability.

it feels weird when you see the driver turning with the turret. dude gajin should hear you

The drivers got sick because they had rotating seats and periscopes, which had them facing 12 o'clock all the time. When the turret was turning around them, it was just too much to handle for most.

the terrifying CLUNK sound when shit breaks down should be on your merch.

Boi was that one big complex and bamboozle clank

That Gunner Heat reloading sounds effects

0:40 Designer: "So uh, where do you want the breech block to go into when firing?" Gunner: "Just jam it in my chest bro, end this suffering"

Haven't watched the video yet but I'm gonna go on a limb and say the engine is prone to breaking down and the tracks are going to fail.

I like the halo ce background music

Love this series. Would you do the Somua 35?

0:25 "Hydropneumatic suspension gives a slight buff to crew preformance" MBT-70: WEEEEEEEE...

0:22 lol put it that way, it sounds like the autoloader hates itself

How much work goes into these types of videos? I imagine a large portion is spent reading documents and learning all these facts. Do people help you? If so are they providing sources, or correlating the infomation from the sources. Also I enjoy the content! Keep up the good work my dude!

Sorry but I listened to this with ear buds and the epic soundtrack was inspiring a reverie of my halo days

you forgot to add how the driver's hatch and periscopes rotate with the hull instead of with the turret.

Earlier in the video he said the commander could take over the controls of the gunner and driver, but later said he could only take over the controls of the gunner.

30 minutes to open up an escape hatch?? Just enough time to come out crispy and well done. Might as well cut out an escape hatch yourself with a torch.

I like the "autoloader malfunction" sound effect, dad

Ah yes, the shillelagh The funny thing is that they re-tryed this with M551 Sheridan and M60A2 starship

@gamecubekingdevon3

3 жыл бұрын

@ALEX HUANG are you sure M551 sheridan was put into service before the MBT70 project began?

I really think the game should add known engine issues for all vehicles ingame. Having to struggle to change gears in T-34s or having a change of your transmission degrading in a panther sounds hysterical.

1:55 Hey, War Thunder would have no problem with that one

MBT 70: **exists** Autoloader: No

oh boy i think you really like Halo Music..... A Man of Culture i see!

damn those volt cutter is still lock

"tends to break down" is one of the vaguest descriptions possible. fuckin panther final drive and grandpa's wood splitting axe both tend to break down on a long enough time scale

@Spookston, can you please make a comparative video of wheeled SPGs in top tier? Unit cost, armor, speed, gun...

NATO: you can fit SO MANY GADGETS in this bad boy *slaps top of tank* MBT70: *COLLAPSES*

30 minutes to use a escape hatch really should just drop the escape part at that point

How do you get all the information for these type of videos ? Btw they are really enjoyable, great work !

Gunner :Readyyy!!!?? Missile:fuck off

Remote form of collabaration: exists Germany: Ight ima head out

Arent we gonna talk about how this guy actually researches and puts the refference on his vid

An escape hatch that takes 30min to open what a meme

Now we know why the M1 Abrams doesn't have a belly escape hatch.

how to fix MBT-70: -throw away autoloader -put driver in hull which actually they did in Leo 2 and Abrams

I love it when my auto loader becomes sentient and decides it hates doing its job

If Gaijin had this level of attention to detail instead of throwing as many half-assed vehicles as they can into the game while constantly throwing off the matchmaking balance, I would still be playing.

Spookston can you pretty please do the merkava mk2B or mk1 next I would really want to see that

Never did understand why it can take over 30 sec in some instances to yeet a corpse out of a seat and take over the job.

When is our close air support vid comin?

If the escape hatch takes 30 minutes to open is it really an escape hatch?

I think in most American post war tanks the commander was able to operate the gun controls from his station. Making it unnecessary to replace him when wounded in game.

You missed the most important part the out later of armor on the front should be high performances steel which is what gave it it's immunity to L7 apds

When are you going to be doing videos on the ground vehicles of Empire at War Forces of Corruption?

There was also debate between Germany and the United States as to whether to mount the 152 mm gun launcher and a 90 mm conventional gun

Good that many drawbacks only apply to the MBT 70 and not the KPZ 70.

please do a video on BOLO's I find that no one on youtube seems to have any content on them so I request a genre overview of the most popular model the Mk XXXIII (33). or any other model you find to be interesting. i hope you take this under consideration for the future.

I really love my KPz-70 its my favourite MBT in War Thunder