If valve made minecraft they would have stopped updating it in 2010

@VGODP

11 ай бұрын

💀

@sirlimonada2

11 ай бұрын

I doubt so, it would be another game that would receive constant updates like cs and dota

@EmilyKimMartin

11 ай бұрын

@@sirlimonada2 only if they could milk overrated cosmetics

@64_Tesseract

11 ай бұрын

Woulda been better than what we're left with now

@n0cturne.k35

11 ай бұрын

​@@sirlimonada2cs constant Updates? When?

This is accurate since the game appears to not have been updated for years. Valvo pls :')

@Blue694

11 ай бұрын

mate it is update you just dont play the new versions

@Drakey_Fenix

11 ай бұрын

You're on like every valve related content here on KZread

@Blue694

11 ай бұрын

@@Drakey_Fenix ?

@nezzled

11 ай бұрын

​@@Blue694 TF2:

@Drakey_Fenix

11 ай бұрын

@@Blue694 Not you.

Fun fact, notch was friends with Gabe, and was even offered a job at valve

@thamiaul4966

11 ай бұрын

wat

@QUINTIX256

11 ай бұрын

good thing that did not work out

@absentspaghetti4527

11 ай бұрын

Valve even gave him a special hat in TF2 if I recall correctly

@alface935

11 ай бұрын

@@absentspaghetti4527 I think the name is "The Top Notch" and it is just a Square Head of his Minecraft Skin

Looks like castleminer z. Also, I remember hearing that at one point Valve offered to hire Notch seeing the game's potential. But he turned it down in an interest to see what he could make of it

@MiriadCalibrumAstar

11 ай бұрын

castleminer had potential, sad.

@azieg9ygeb

11 ай бұрын

… and then sold it to Microsoft…

@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur

11 ай бұрын

@@azieg9ygeb could be worse, imagine if he sold it to Ubisoft or god forbid EA

@harpernicholson1

11 ай бұрын

the good ending

@_wayward_494

11 ай бұрын

​@@azieg9ygeb which is a bad thing?

That is actually a really cool building mechanic there.

@okokokok1457

7 ай бұрын

…

minecraft literally had a snapshot once where they showcased what would happen if valve made minecraft

@kurabis

11 ай бұрын

which one

@michaelb4415

11 ай бұрын

@@kurabis Your mother

@akeem2983

11 ай бұрын

@@kurabis Maybe they're talking about 3D Shareware v1.34, but it's much more of a Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Quake era

@huzzzer6083

11 ай бұрын

​@@michaelb4415 😐

i appreciate this being uploaded as a normal video instead of a short. I know i can just change the /shorts/ to /v/ in the url but that's a hassle

And also the Steve Co. Crate.

I fully expected this video to just be purple and black squares

if valve made Minecraft you would need to use commands to get level three enchantments

@mkks4559

11 ай бұрын

That would just crash the game.

Thank you for the attributions and links. Those are nice FPS arms.

New headlines: valve buys Minecraft and remasters it with the beautiful lighting in source engine!”

Yes, but my question is : can we bhop in this ?

@HHHjb_

11 ай бұрын

Yes, the game would be made in source

@akeem2983

11 ай бұрын

Yes, but only backwards

As a hardcore valve fanatic, I have to say: in “The Final Hours of Half-Life: Alyx” it was revealed there were nearly 20 cancelled games between development of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and Half-Life: Alyx. One of which was intended to be a Minecraft killer.

@chavzone

11 ай бұрын

Not one single "XYZ game "killer"" attempt has ever succeeded anyway, you're basically just setting yourself up to only be compared against an already well-established franchise, alienating yourself from a potential fan base and preventing your game from standing on its own merit

@nolaz010

11 ай бұрын

@@chavzone I’d take “Minecraft but valve” instead of “Minecraft with Mojang” any day.

@Infinity868

11 ай бұрын

@@nolaz010 Getting more and more like that. Although I'd personally rather have a "Minecraft but it's Notch again".

@chavzone

11 ай бұрын

@@nolaz010 The fact that "Minecraft but Valve" never materialised into reality really ought to open your eyes to how bad of a call that is.

@chavzone

11 ай бұрын

​@@Infinity868 Big agree, I enjoyed Minecraft the most when it was in late Beta. The End feels forced as hell, the appeal of the game was to explore the overworld and build a little house in every biome, not grind your way through some halfassed generic progression system. At least there's mods!

This would be 100% accurate if he forgot to install CounterStrike Source

ayo i actually vibe with this. now i want a full game 💀

These sound effects are supreme nostalgia.

if valve made minecraft it'd be dead by now

I half-expected you to b-hop towards the pig

If Valve made Minecraft then instead of Minecraft 2 becoming a myth, it would be Minecraft 3.

@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy

Ай бұрын

Counter Strike 2 was a myth for a long time (Untill last year) so I don't see why Minecraft 2 couldn't stay a myth too

If valve made minecraft that block would NOT have been floating in the air

Piece of art. Beautiful

taking LSD and opening my superflat world turned out to be a BIG MISTAKE

friggin masterpiece

gmod realism

honestly if valve made minecraft it would probably be a really good game

@FranklinThe1

11 ай бұрын

It probably be updated way less tbh

@jdhjdgypufpyfypztoc

11 ай бұрын

Yeah it would be a great game when they abandon the game after like 1 year

@felinababa

11 ай бұрын

@@FranklinThe1 brcause it would be a good game and wont need any big updates

@lethn2929

11 ай бұрын

@@jdhjdgypufpyfypztoc People give valve way too much of a pass these days.

@FranklinThe1

11 ай бұрын

@@felinababa 💀

They did make it,its called Gary Mods

honestly would play it

i cant belive you merged the goldsrc engine, source engine and minecraft in one

Yep, seems about right

Why do I actually WANT this?

If volvo made minecraft it would have been one of the games

You wouldn't be able to jump over blocks, because the 600 default gravity is too strong... 😢

If valve made minecraft they would stop updating after 2 updated cause they cant count to 3

i unironically like it

now add microtransactions

Half-Life1 sounds

Not something I expected from you, I don't know what to think about it.

@swishfish8858

11 ай бұрын

...you didn't expect the "PS1 Valorant" guy to make a shitpost about similar first-person games?

Minecraft powered by Render Dragon Engine

this is so cursed, i love it

Intro: mojanvalve

Valve release timeless games but the problem is update takes a lot of time

Please make a full version

Nah, this is too good 😂

Hell yea brother

This just looks like castle-miner z

The game sound effect is like counter strike 1.6

Yeah they were working on a voxel based sandbox game called A.R.T.I. but they shelved it :(

Looks more like the old rust

If valve made minecraft they would release Minecraft two and never release Minecraft 3

Oh goddamn it thats so funny

then they would make a Minecraft 2 and abandon it

99% goldsrc 1% block

you forgot about the crowbar

Minecraft: Source

Looks like castleminerZ

that was awesome

this looks like when i played gmod back then

No but actually, those block physics looks fun 😅

This is like that xbox360 minecraft knockoff that came out but it was actually fun as hell

We're never gonna get Minecraft 3 😢

fax

bro why did he brush off the apple

you forgot the bhop!!!

Valve Life

Garbaj... wtf did i just watch

at least Minecraft fans don't make memes about waiting for Minecraft 3...

@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy

Ай бұрын

Minecraft 2.0 ?

if valve made minecraft it would make minecraft 1 minecraft 2 and then abandon the best game to die

Cool

You should've included source movement

Thank you for hurting my brain

i was waiting for you to start bhopping, sadly didnt happen

coool

Where’s the bunny hopping

Blue Gem Pickaxe.

So you are gonna make some source engine tutorial?

Not enough cheaters

the engine? DiamondSrc

where crowbar

Happy Wednesday

A non upadates

How's your game coming?

Gonk [:

Is that pickaxe model from CastleMinerZ :DDDDD__

impossible.. why is there no gravity in half craft??

Lol 😂💯👏🏻

No updates?

broo i have error in weapon pickable pls help me

Where are the skins and hats

You’re not going to convert to source...right??

I thought it was just a texture pack lmao 😂😂 Sadly mojang it removing gun mods and gamemodes including any guns 😢

@jakedoesyoutube

11 ай бұрын

Mojang sucks these days, what happened.

@atsizbalik

11 ай бұрын

it was fake

@deggery-oneaboveall3365

11 ай бұрын

@@atsizbalik Ya I know

@mkks4559

11 ай бұрын

​@@jakedoesyoutubeIt's not Mojang, it's the law. Age ratings are a thing.

Not enougth hats

7dtd

dafuq?

Castle moner Z

0/10 pig did not do the funny ragdoll thing. My disappointment is immeasurable and may day is ruined.

XDDDDDDDDDDD

I thought I was watching PhoenixSC for a moment lmaooooo

U forgot something

I'm sorry..... I'm one minute late.

@Sh0ckV

11 ай бұрын

You are not forgiven

@mr.shplorb662

11 ай бұрын

Creature of the internet… My gratitude upon thee for watching the video but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH

@Sh0ckV

11 ай бұрын

@@mr.shplorb662 juuuuuuudgement

@mr.shplorb662

11 ай бұрын

@@Sh0ckV Thy end is now!