If the Emperor had a Podcast - THE BLACK TEMPLARS Reaction

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  • @anamericangrizzlybear8315
    @anamericangrizzlybear83154 жыл бұрын

    I love how helbrecht has rogal like tendencies behind all the rage and hatred The way he said “No” after asking if he was comfortable and the way he suggested that the couch should be made of stone because it’s a stronger material made me think: “You’re Rogal’s Sons alright...”

  • @BlueGoblin1
    @BlueGoblin13 жыл бұрын

    I like how Helbrcht is smart enough to know the Centurian is Rogal. By calling him his son and knowing Helbrecht's and Rogal's attention to detail and literal interpretations of everything. There was no mistaking the message.

  • @BadassHater1
    @BadassHater14 жыл бұрын

    Seeing a fucking Grand Marshal of Black Templars himself going through psychotherapy with Emperor and having many breakdowns while doing it is absolutely hilarious

  • @davyfromthenavy4248
    @davyfromthenavy42483 жыл бұрын

    "The Furious Fire burning in your loins are like frail embers compared to the cold abyss of rage you are about to drop into." Brilliant line, highlights that Dorn's angry boys are still Sons of Dorn, they just exemplify a lesser known/seen trait in their gene father.

  • @xlsfd
    @xlsfd3 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: In First Edition, the Rainbow Warriors and the Valedictors were the two "lost" Legions. However, they were later retconned to be chapters created during a later founding.

  • @floricel_112

    @floricel_112

    11 ай бұрын

    The space maids seem less and less unlikely by the day.....

  • @Davidofthelost

    @Davidofthelost

    8 ай бұрын

    @@floricel_112that’s a faction under the Emperor’s Children.

  • @Tinandel
    @Tinandel3 жыл бұрын

    I still find it subtly adorable that the way Helbrecht ultimately, fully calms down is by reminding himself that he is a son of Dorn. The Black Templars may be the black sheep of the Fist family, but they are Fists nonetheless.

  • @ImprovmanZero

    @ImprovmanZero

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dorn is so great a father he even adopted abandoned chapters

  • @MistarSandMan

    @MistarSandMan

    2 жыл бұрын

    How many sons does dorn have? 3 chapters at least?

  • @kevinbaumhoer7359

    @kevinbaumhoer7359

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MistarSandMan as far as i know 3 The Fist , The Crimson Fists and the Black Templars Edit : The Imperial Fists have 10 Surcessor Chapters , The Blackt Templars , Crimson Fist,Excoriators,Executioners,Fire lords,Hammers of Dawn , Iron Knights , Invaders , Soul Drinkers and the White Templars

  • @spottyskunk1898
    @spottyskunk18984 жыл бұрын

    After this, the funniest word to hear for awhile is "dolphin".

  • @dustindubbo2892

    @dustindubbo2892

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Dolbin

  • @kevinbarber2795

    @kevinbarber2795

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was funny when he said Happy New Years! XD

  • @Randerson2409

    @Randerson2409

    3 жыл бұрын

    All Hail the Doblin Throne

  • @709mash

    @709mash

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's a Dolbin?

  • @mattroxursoul
    @mattroxursoul3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty scary world when you are in a room full of people and Helbrecht is the voice of reason 1:05:38. Helbrecht telling you that you have anger problems is unique.

  • @fatwe1992
    @fatwe19924 жыл бұрын

    Yes Emperor, send some custodians along to the black templars... that worked so well last time with the word bearers right...

  • @jacthing1

    @jacthing1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean he's not gonna burn a city to the ground this time...or we you speaking of something else?

  • @Nostroman_Praetor

    @Nostroman_Praetor

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jacthing1 the Custodians stationed there basically missed all the chaos corruption till it was too late and they all got killed, I think

  • @juliane.mfarias9285

    @juliane.mfarias9285

    Жыл бұрын

    *coff coff* the Primaris *coff coff*

  • @josephgatts1679
    @josephgatts16792 жыл бұрын

    Helbrecht sounds like if Gilbert Gottfried, Wario, and Eric Cartman were the members of the murder-orgy that spawned Slannesh instead of the Eldar.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar2 жыл бұрын

    For a bunch of Swedes, they speak English really well.

  • @GalacticEmperorBatman
    @GalacticEmperorBatman4 жыл бұрын

    That's Bruva Alfabusa voicing Helbrecht.

  • @captain-commander8138

    @captain-commander8138

    Жыл бұрын

    That must have bene rough

  • @souless08
    @souless08 Жыл бұрын

    33:22 I was taking a drink of Dr pepper and spit it all over my work station and ruined all the parts I was assembling (and loose parts) and had to throw them all away and clean my desk off... That was by far one of the funniest things I have ever heard in any WH skit anywhere.. So far anyways.. Almost choked to death and had tears running down my face while still laughing . This whole podcast is the best without question so far in this playlist. I almost doubt there is anything that could be more funny than this awaiting me.. I hope I am wrong LOL

  • @SoCHobbit
    @SoCHobbit4 жыл бұрын

    I don't remember the name, but 40k theories (the voice of the creepy techpriest) does does a video on kittens real name that takes place after this podcast. It's a short video and worth the laughs.

  • @SoCHobbit

    @SoCHobbit

    4 жыл бұрын

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  • @OldManReacts

    @OldManReacts

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SoCHobbit Oh god he's one of my fave youtubers, slotting that in for tomorrow!

  • @FireLightVS

    @FireLightVS

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@OldManReacts Also, when the emperor told him to go to the omega vault to investigate it, he also has a 4 part series about that as well. It's a fair bit more serious than TTS, but it's a really interesting look into how the inquisition functions kzread.info/dash/bejne/moOI2qitZtyxqqQ.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/poeG0LKLory-fag.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKiowdmufaSuetY.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/mGmNktSDaKTdc9o.html

  • @wattrocks
    @wattrocks4 жыл бұрын

    next voxcast is my favorite magnus is my favorite, loving these reactions dude its nice seeing someone who actually knows about 40k lore watching these

  • @OldManReacts

    @OldManReacts

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just watched this literal abomination of a book and I'm editing and uploading this horror now.

  • @jtfbreedlove
    @jtfbreedlove4 жыл бұрын

    Okay I need an answer for this, was helbrects gene-seed contaminated with dalek dna or something.

  • @sothasil7716

    @sothasil7716

    3 жыл бұрын

    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE THE XENO EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE THE MUTANT EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE THE HERETIC EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE ALL NON PURE HUMAN LIFE-FORMS EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE THE WORLD WITH THE DISGUSTING MUTANTS (2 livers) I OBEY, FOR THE EMPEROR EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

  • @Rebellions

    @Rebellions

    2 ай бұрын

    I mean... Their goal is the extermination of all things not human, so uh... They basically ARE Daleks in mentality.

  • @TheWeaklingg
    @TheWeaklingg4 жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year! I knew you would get a kick of this one :D. great way to start off the new year.

  • @tudormuresan2055
    @tudormuresan20554 жыл бұрын

    In the future I suggest considering Accursed Farms, at least the Freeman's Mind (season 2 currently ongoing). Maybe even some episodes o Ross' Game Dungeon, if you like.

  • @shikatsu
    @shikatsu4 жыл бұрын

    Dude the voice actor had to down like a whole bag of throat lozenges after this...

  • @jeremybk54
    @jeremybk544 жыл бұрын

    based solely on your reactions i can guess which of these podcasts is your favorite so far. i also can't wait for u to get to the most recent special

  • @ubercatsr3427
    @ubercatsr34274 жыл бұрын

    Happy and Amazing New Year! On the topic of future videos to react to, I have a channel to recommend, but I don't know whether it is up your alley, since it's 75% game-themed. It is called Accursed Farms, owned by one Ross Scott. He has two series of videos ongoing, and several other videos of interest. Most of them are so-called machinimas. If that's not for you, I understand ^^

  • @709mash
    @709mash3 жыл бұрын

    Helbrecht: The Wario of the 40k universe.

  • @kevyndaumas3804

    @kevyndaumas3804

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like waluigi

  • @piratehunter1
    @piratehunter13 жыл бұрын

    7:24 wait..is Urda in the palace again?!

  • @Episcopicide
    @Episcopicide3 жыл бұрын

    55:00 Poor Emperor.

  • @piratehunter1
    @piratehunter13 жыл бұрын

    WAIT! knowing wht we know now... does... does this mean Erda is...IN THE PALACE!?

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos71814 жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year Brother.

  • @harryquint7262
    @harryquint72623 жыл бұрын

    Old man reacts be like *adjusts camera*

  • @Birb_of_Judge
    @Birb_of_Judge2 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe how far we've come

  • @HeroAndReporter
    @HeroAndReporter Жыл бұрын

    Casual reminder that supposedly Helbrect is the best Void battle specialist in the Imperium.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar2 жыл бұрын

    Why doesn't Rogal Dorn want Helbrecht to notice him?

  • @DeanxPeaceMaker
    @DeanxPeaceMaker4 жыл бұрын

    What about the pretty marines?

  • @RogueCrocodile
    @RogueCrocodile4 жыл бұрын

    So fun fact, the reason Custodisi has been giving the emperor so much shit and why Wamuudes has been wanting to exterminate normals was because their little trip through the webway left them slightly corrupted by choas.

  • @sothasil7716

    @sothasil7716

    3 жыл бұрын

    Custodes are incorruptible however them being mind scrambled is 100% what happened

  • @prometheanrebel3838

    @prometheanrebel3838

    Жыл бұрын

    Fucking Cegorach really messed them up.

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