Fun fact: Cherubi eats the smaller living cherry on it’s body so that it can evolve into a Cherrim. So it literally cannibalises it’s own siamese twin. An adorable little Pokémon just became a whole lot more terrifying.

@christianschoff2490

4 жыл бұрын

Good lord.

@nickshane9314

4 жыл бұрын

Pokemon is really dark if you even slightly think about it.

@noah776

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickshane9314 Slightly?

@tyrannapusandfriends6254

4 жыл бұрын

Pale 981 *O H*

@kuramayoko23

4 жыл бұрын

I see another installment! Dorkly! Get to work on this!

Jigglypuff: "When this Pokémon sings it never pauses to breathe" *Eminem has left the room*

@NeonHekinJellies

4 жыл бұрын

haha

@ForeverImmortal198

4 жыл бұрын

that doesnt make sense

@marinzovko3258

4 жыл бұрын

@@ForeverImmortal198 I wanted to say something, then I saw your name lol

@markusruizthegodofallsupre286

4 жыл бұрын

*Eminem wants to know your location*

@George_Kush

4 жыл бұрын

@@ForeverImmortal198 148 people think it does

I love how slowking of all Pokémon is asking alakazam if his head is ok

@mattasticmattattack8546

3 жыл бұрын

I think thats why abras are constantly stoned , they know what can happen

@CodeKirby

3 жыл бұрын

its funny because slowking is supposed to be smart too

@giancarlodevon9715

2 жыл бұрын

"So, how's your head?"

@ericliethen1089

2 жыл бұрын

Slowking knows the struggle lol

@Sp3ctralI

2 жыл бұрын

He looks so worried and depressed all in one.

PokeDex: "Magikarp is virtually worthless." Magikarp: "When i evolve into Gyrados. I swear, I will kill everyone."

@MB32904

2 жыл бұрын

pokedex: "magikarp is useless" magikarp: *can learn flail & bounce*

@RabblesTheBinx

2 жыл бұрын

@@MB32904 yeah, _nowadays._ Back in the day, it got Splash, Tackle (at level 15), and _nothing_ else.

@catlover2223

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder Gyrados is so angry!

@alladeenmdfkr2255

2 жыл бұрын

Sword/shield has the harshest pokedex entry for magikarp i ever saw in any pokemon game

@OmeleaffeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Magikarp: *sitting there sad* *sword and shield walks up to him* Sword and shield: *makes it able to learn hydro pump*

"Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?" I died.

@lordagony100

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I'm so sorry to hear that Would it help if I offered you an egg?

@skyiie6790

4 жыл бұрын

And so did the guy who was dying.

@connorbrennan2920

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@statesminds

4 жыл бұрын

melon lol its always sunny is the best

@lunky6960

4 жыл бұрын

Danny devito is best boy

alakazam: literally has a memory of everything that has ever occured and an IQ of 5000 also alakazam: can only learn 4 moves

@Jay2JayGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, after memorizing all that trivia there's no more room

@thekommunistkrusader3921

4 жыл бұрын

It chooses not to because it wants to fit in

@ellorasg4525

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@LolLol-kd9bw

4 жыл бұрын

Even ash’s snorlax knows 6 moves!

@yousufazam8153

4 жыл бұрын

He already knows all the moves that’s why he decides to learn the 4 special ones his trainer gives him

Metang: can’t be hurt by jet plane Also Metang: gets hurt by cut. CUT.

@johbrown2409

3 жыл бұрын

Why can water types get burned

@bruh01839

3 жыл бұрын

Pokémon logic maybe

@carolinefranck6155

3 жыл бұрын

Why can fire types be frozen

@koalafromtomorrow5656

3 жыл бұрын

Fire move can melt frozen pokmen

@thefelipokemasterepic7600

3 жыл бұрын

@@johbrown2409 they can dude

After 70 years, the squirtle hasn’t evolved

@ainsly19

3 жыл бұрын

It’s in too much pain 😶

@felypinho020

2 жыл бұрын

How can he win a battle like that

@whydoihave100subs

Жыл бұрын

@@felypinho020 good point

The fact that these entries are all real makes me question if pokemon is actually suitable for children...

@tomyrody4412

4 жыл бұрын

It's not. Game Pokedex canon is ridiculous. Hyperbeam is megaton level firepower

@adelenoel3843

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, the creators of Pokemon have stated that the manga is what they truly envisioned for Pokemon, and in the manga we see Pokemon get sliced and die soooo

@sallytheuselessbird

3 жыл бұрын

@@adelenoel3843 Now, the manga! Oof! The manga! Don't show any child that!

@tris9596

3 жыл бұрын

No its pretty satanic lol

@potatoduck7787

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shut up Karen

Chansey: Can i offer you an *egg* in this trying time? Injured Man: Yeah sure,But make it *Soft Boiled.*

@JoshuVah

4 жыл бұрын

@lisa morris Similar minds think alike 👍(๑˘︶˘๑)

@kara-mari9909

4 жыл бұрын

(Pillar men theme)

@angelg.562

4 жыл бұрын

Danny devito said that line

@JoshuVah

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelg.562 Oh interesting *OwO*

@sagestrings869

4 жыл бұрын

Uses Egg bomb

I laughed so hard at the Primeape one. "Its face looks peaceful in death, however". That added useless little detail was too much for me xD

@xaldrortenderofthevats8948

Жыл бұрын

And then Paldea introduced Annihilape, where Mankey becomes so angry it not only dies, it comes back to life even angrier than before.

@taruru_.111

10 ай бұрын

That was, the most shocking Pokedex entries in Sun.

@VideoGameManiac8

10 ай бұрын

@@taruru_.111 the pokedex is hilarious

Hypno: "Oh the nightmares of an officer, a rare and unique delecasy. *Slurping noises*" Me: *Dies*

@c0sm1c.st4rs.

2 жыл бұрын

8:47

@markusnashorn1145

Күн бұрын

I read this before watching and expected Jenny.

Trainer: Oh no! A Gorebyss! Gardevoir: I'll protect you, Master! "Everyone dies by the black hole Gardevoir makes."

@setokaiba4370

4 жыл бұрын

LOL if you’re behind Gardevoir aren’t you safe?

@arnelarenas1833

4 жыл бұрын

Renee Park yeah Black holes too small will evaporate in basically a fraction of a second

@castperthewolf3426

4 жыл бұрын

It sucked everything in like dat dere Kirby!!!

@Femaiden

4 жыл бұрын

Renee Park are you "assuming" the gardevoir's gender? there are male gardevoirs , you know. . .

@xenodrone3367

4 жыл бұрын

@Renee Park you need a moon stone to get a gallade

darumaka: poops on floor Human stuck in snow storm: What do we have here? *shoves turd down shirt

@diesangir

4 жыл бұрын

*shoves darumaka down shirt neck opening, and tells it to never stop shitting if it wants to see its freedom again.*

@scrtapprentice

4 жыл бұрын

@@diesangir haha

@someone2334

3 жыл бұрын

Where the disgust emoji

@scrtapprentice

3 жыл бұрын

@@someone2334 get the pokemon card and read the lil info box, it legitly says people do it :/

@CommanderBohn

3 жыл бұрын

A new meaning to HOT SHIT.

The concept of Duskull being a "If you don't do X then a Duskull'll get you!" Kinda creature Is a concept I love

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time" shootout to everyone who got that reference 🤣

Swablu: gives 2 people hats Luvdisc: brings those 2 together Shaymin: brings their love even closer A purple ghost and a purple balloon: >:)

@Jordi6304

4 жыл бұрын

tried to make em 2 again, they took the baby

@GalacticHero_

4 жыл бұрын

He was probably thinking, “Welp, my time to either break them apart or bring up closer”

@ivian8425

4 жыл бұрын

That's still really tame XD I expected far worse, at least he did do something bad :p

@thischanneldiedlol2234

3 жыл бұрын

“Imma bout to do a pro gamer move”

@theweirdgui4412

3 жыл бұрын

Max no-

I'd like to believe it's canon that every wild pokemon carries a gun with them.

@oresti9271

4 жыл бұрын

I mean ramoraid it's a gun shaped fish and intelion has a finger gun so you aren't wrong here

@DoYouEvan

4 жыл бұрын

Pikachu use gun! It is super affective

@Yusuf.9491

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes Nice

@oresti9271

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yusuf.9491 lol he now has 269 likes 😂

@scubbydoi7444

4 жыл бұрын

Oresti Ismaili lets get him to 420 or 369

I love how the 5 one was full of romance then Haunter is like *hold my beer*

@kfchero2

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey look a baby huh neat

@alexterra2626

17 күн бұрын

"...ah sh/t."

magcargo, would literally incenerate everything around him, reduced to dust, and not only that, he would sink through the earth, because the earths core is around half of magcargos heat, so he would sink slowly through the earth, and if there are magcargos all over the world, the world of pokemon would be built like swiss cheese

@SS-yj2le

2 жыл бұрын

Incorrect. It would most certainly brun everything near it, but intense heat won’t be felt a distance beyond 10 feet and the ground is too dense. It would likely burn and char in close contact and macargo would be in the same spot.

I want to see a pokemon trainer die in a forest and turn into a phantump if there is more of these in the future.

@marnie5700

4 жыл бұрын

A trainer has done that look at the fairy tale girl trainer type

@ZudinGodofWar

4 жыл бұрын

@@marnie5700 ?

@marnie5700

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZudinGodofWar there's a rumor that the fairy tale girl trainer class are re born versions of phantump

@overactiveimagination9647

4 жыл бұрын

@@marnie5700 I think they meant the videos.

@ZudinGodofWar

4 жыл бұрын

@@marnie5700 can you send me a link to it

I mean Gorebyss' name is literally a combination of Gore and abyss so if you die to it its kinda your own fault.

@patriotslover1014

4 жыл бұрын

If only more people were versed in etymology

@RayzenMayher

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought it came from "gorgeous" for so long...

@dannygorman3456

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I died laughing

3:28 now imagine if that squirtle evolves into a wartortle it has to endure that pain for thousands of years

Swablu being cute as a hat be like at 9:19

Magcargo: Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@bigh7136

4 жыл бұрын

Ryuk The Darkrai how about, Macargo: Groudon: I like this guy.

@ryukthedarkrai4259

4 жыл бұрын

steven hernandez Kyogre and Rayquaza: *CONFUSED SCREAMING

@bigh7136

4 жыл бұрын

Ryuk The Darkrai I know, they found the wrong Steven.

@Keenakeen

4 жыл бұрын

Magcargo: This is fine.

@beddie_den

4 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!I'M BURNING!PLEASE SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN EGG!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

No gonna lie the Alakazam one makes sense in a really dark way.

@kethos017

4 жыл бұрын

Yes its brain is literally a tumor with functioning nerves.

@MouseGoat

4 жыл бұрын

Except it dont, you don't gain intelligence just by growing your brain, else elephants and blue whales should have out smarte humanity a looong time ago. Its how the brain is put together that's important, and if its brain grows forever then either its head doesn't and as demonstrated in the video its has a short and painful existens. or it head do grow and its gonna have a walking problem eventually. in both cases you gonna have hard time learning anything at all when die before you can get around... well ok it can TP so there's that. But i would claim that some of the others make more sense

@bradjones7491

4 жыл бұрын

@@MouseGoat what matters is surface area, the reason that humans are more intelligent with smaller brains is that we have greater surface area because our brain has lots of wrinkles and folds. But even then 2 things with the same sized brains (IE people) don't have the same IQ because IQ is a test of known information not storage capability. Also I like the idea of giving alakazam an IQ test because he's fucking telepathic and can literally just read the mind of the person who made the test at any given moment. Like he's basically just got an internet of brains at his fingertips.

@notredboi

4 жыл бұрын

@@bradjones7491 Where did you learn this?

@otterqueer

4 жыл бұрын

Nekogami-Crystal while you are technically correct that sheer brain size doesn’t technically determine the intelligence of a creature, the ratio of brain to body size does. Think of a brain like a computer chip. Each neuron runs at a frequency of 100 Hz, but all tasks are split amongst a nearly unfathomable number of cores. Most of those neurons go to unconscious functions like digestion and respiration, and the more cells in the body, the more neurons are needed. Humans have the largest brain to body ratio of all creatures. So increasing brain size DOES make you more intelligent, but only if your entire body isn’t growing at the same rate.

I like how Alakazam still had a tiny amount of HP left after it's head exploded.

The people who created those entries need therapy

"Oh look a baby huh neat!" *Snatches baby*

@karzadicdarken1068

4 жыл бұрын

Aww shit

@ZACHATTACK2000

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off!!!!

@funzole6732

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing your profile picture gave me chills and brought back horrible memories and perhaphs relived an old trauma. Thank you

@janessaparallag6873

3 жыл бұрын

It needed to live!!!!!!!!! LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

@Sacabambapis_

3 жыл бұрын

We knew something would happen

Bad child exists Duskull: hippity hoppity your child is now my property

@sukazluka

4 жыл бұрын

Your* Idiot

@robincat5646

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Maiers did you literally call me an idiot over a meme?

@noriken2755

4 жыл бұрын

Idiot?? Really??? Very mature. Over a meme lmao

@tobyhanke3274

4 жыл бұрын

@@sukazluka look who's talking. Seriously, the correction was okay but calling him/her/them an idiot was entirely unneeded.

@KiikaBug

4 жыл бұрын

@@sukazluka It was a typo Everyone makes typos. Looks like robin isn't really the idiot here, huh

Swablu, Luvdisc, and Shaymin are wholesome mons

@mustard4762

2 жыл бұрын

And then the baby gets kidnapped

@whydoihave100subs

Жыл бұрын

haunter and drifloon:

Okay, the swablu one is so wholesome I love it

*Fun Fact:* Arceus' 1,000 arms are actually stored within the creature's own dimension.

@dgbd9030

4 жыл бұрын

but there is a theory about the unknown being the hands.

@Luna19912

4 жыл бұрын

So it just has 1,000 spare arms just sitting on a shelf somewhere?

@TheBluePhoenix008

4 жыл бұрын

Probably unknown

@unknown634VODS

4 жыл бұрын

Probably me?

@jaypf80

4 жыл бұрын

*piccolo voice* neeeeeeeeeeerd

what pokedex entries should we include in the next one of these?

@threepunch5702

4 жыл бұрын

Dorkly yes! Many of the Pokédex entries are so stupid that they’re funny anyway

@nethascotx24

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@pepperflaked5404

4 жыл бұрын

Dorkly okay you need to do to komala

@ser4phim

4 жыл бұрын

Bidoof? idk if we havent done that yet, cant remember

@pyxelist8007

4 жыл бұрын

Pokémon Codex is a gold mine and you guys at Dorkly are the best when it comes to make fun of pixelated kids, so yeah!

It would be a literal nightmare if both Ash and Serena were fishing, and both caught a Luvdisc at the exact same time..

@Chevroletmontecarlo

3 жыл бұрын

And thats why xatu never fucking moves

@jamesmarowa9434

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if they caught a Gorebyss

9:52 Isn’t shaymin also, ya know, A SUPER RARE MYTHICAL POKÉMON?!?

If pokedex entries were literal, the pokedex would self destruct.

@lordjaraxxus5418

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no! not My Rotomdex!

@farts8351

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordjaraxxus5418 who still uses a rotomdex Rotomphone is better

@Mastermind8908

4 жыл бұрын

@@farts8351 Mine is a smart phone. It's made by... wait for it... ...Motorotom Thanks, you've all been a great crowd. I'll be here all week. Try the Deerling.

The old man never evolved his squirtle for 70 years. (Thanks for all the likes 😍)

@christianschoff2490

4 жыл бұрын

It can't get XP if it can't fight from pain.

@carlosrangel7134

4 жыл бұрын

@@christianschoff2490 XP share?

@MrAnsatsuken

4 жыл бұрын

@@carlosrangel7134 Hey, not everyone has the bills to afford an EXP Share y'know. These spoiled rich kids, man, I swear...

@carlosrangel7134

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrAnsatsuken I mean, you just have to beat the elite four a few times, even 10 year old kids can do that.

@tyrannapusandfriends6254

4 жыл бұрын

Milan Randall would’ve been even funnier if it was a blastoise screaming in pain

4:12 KADABRA used HARSH TRUTH!

@theffects9545

2 жыл бұрын

That was… super effective

@CoreyLandry91

Ай бұрын

@@theffects9545*cries-*

@windows10thecreator

2 күн бұрын

​@@theffects9545 ooœeæa

3:38 I somehow can imagine Ness turning into Kadabra for no reason.

"Well at least hes at peace now" "AnYoNe GoT a TrAsH bAg?!"?

@_phong.huynh_

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone got a jar? (Lenny face)

@jaschabull2365

3 жыл бұрын

Trubbish: *whistles*

5:50 This might come as a surprise to you, but something similar happens to blacktip reef sharks (and some other species of sharks too). They don't have any muscle specialized in breathing like we have a diaphragm, instead they rely on a passive way of breathing which means they can NEVER stop swimming since the moment they are born until the very last of their days, otherwise they would drown. And in case you are wondering: yes, they can sleep one half of their brains each time while still swimming. Some other species of sharks can sleep though, like the zebra sharks and the nurse sharks. Mother nature was never perfect, and it can be cruel sometimes.

@jstarv104

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could sleep just half of my brain during class after passing the night watching more Dorkly!

@fuwa1276

3 жыл бұрын

Mother nature is cruel, but beautiful.

@fuwa1276

3 жыл бұрын

Also woah those sharks are cool

@thecreatorofpc7929

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue Cobra and i don’t care about you not caring about this cool fact Wait a second, you actually care since you cared enough to reply to the comment, and i cared to reply to your reply stating i don’t care. So as it turns out, we both care.

@thecatrizable

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecreatorofpc7929 its a win win

9:09 wow, that was actually really wholesome.

8:11 I like how they attack each other’s trainers. Lol

Shuckle: can survive world death Also shuckle: can’t survive a gorebyss

@David-bw8lc

4 жыл бұрын

Shuckle never died though. He is just regenerating

@chanhnguyen4269

4 жыл бұрын

dat explains more

@jaschabull2365

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, it's a rock type, that gorebyss had a type advantage.

@Bidoofenshmirtz-Evil-inc

3 жыл бұрын

He had his Shuckle juice for the world death. The gorebyss stole it from him.

@sgwaris8853

3 жыл бұрын

Shuckles was once a legendary pokemon before becoming a shackles 😀and he was stronger than charlizard 😎

Nobody: Chansey: *Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?*

@mushroomhead3619

4 жыл бұрын

ScottFalco: Am I a joke to you?

@hadrianmoment3944

4 жыл бұрын

Chansey Devito

@boxtank5288

4 жыл бұрын

@@lazymay7654 Those things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.

@boxtank5288

4 жыл бұрын

@@lazymay7654 Was wondering what reaction I'd garner from quoting Scatman John's 'Scatman'.

@muichiro-kun14

4 жыл бұрын

ah shit! here we go again with this nobody shits, sheesh.

Hypno's voice was perfect 😂

Alakazam: I have an IQ of 5,000. Brainstorm: That is decidedly cute. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I'm surprised there isn't an entry here for Gardivor and it making a black hole.

@someone2334

4 жыл бұрын

Matpat from game theory : Alright boys lez theorize

@L0d0p

3 жыл бұрын

Oh there is lol.

@hazzesanimations8212

3 жыл бұрын

(0////0) ___

@skydoesmods5794

3 жыл бұрын

@@someone2334 hi

@Sexynhomeless0092

3 жыл бұрын

I stretched Gardevoirs black hole

I don’t know who’s more disturbing: lampent or the lady who lampent met.

@sansfan2549

4 жыл бұрын

She just wanted to make it happy so first one

@Rusted_Obsidian

4 жыл бұрын

@@sansfan2549 Lampent. Lady was looking out for Lampents happiness.

@sansfan2549

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rusted_Obsidian ok then

@diesangir

4 жыл бұрын

Latter is the last option. As in , the lady. The question was who is more disturbing .. Now read again what Sans wrote. Put each word into a translator and dictionary . You should discover , that The ending statement by sans .. is the same thought you just tried to explain to sans.

@NAcHO-wx5vg

4 жыл бұрын

안녕하세요! 🤣 has to reread both of their posts and laughed my ass off because of it.

5:39 he loves the juice

9:40 The good ending.

imagine how much different pokemon would be if all these entries actually happened in the cartoon

@younesbarhili3401

4 жыл бұрын

This needs to be real

@daniellewilson8527

4 жыл бұрын

Well if it’s real, the world will get lots more dangerous :)

@younesbarhili3401

4 жыл бұрын

@@daniellewilson8527 that's the point

@paperbagcomedychannel7492

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

@therealboi3454

4 жыл бұрын

No one else likes this comment also nice

So if Metang can take the force of a jet place without retaining so much as a scratch, then does that mean that any Pokémon who can damage Metang is stronger than a jet plane? Bidoof has never been scarier

@kk_cats6072

4 жыл бұрын

AHHHH

@Chevroletmontecarlo

4 жыл бұрын

I fear magikarp now

5:30 this dude is the very best

"That many arms... makes me so maaaaa-" *yelps and dies*

@mistylover2082

3 жыл бұрын

In reality it's good to know it's a fantasy and it's not real because what would that be like of 😡=💀?

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" *_Chansey Devito intensifies_*

"Chansey: Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" Happy Easter 2020

@bongocat6227

4 жыл бұрын

Lampent must be having a field day at hospitals

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

3 жыл бұрын

@@bongocat6227 there just having a feast at hospitals becuse if this virus

@Mastermind8908

3 жыл бұрын

@Juan David Vega Morales Omg, I just got a visual! Lol

@alejandrousma687

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that was so funny

@Mastermind8908

3 жыл бұрын

@OfficeCicada No no, imagine Devito's Penguin from Batman Returns, but all pink with an egg inside a kangaroo pouch.

Me : trys to go to the hospital Lampent : aRe YoU dİeNg?

I like how shuckle is always so happy

nobody: Person reading the Pokémon entries: *says all the Pokémon horrors in the most unbothered monotone voice* that is a true professional if one ever existed

@downdtube1343

4 жыл бұрын

The real professional is the one who read every Dex entry and narrowed it down without ending themselves

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

It's supposed to be an A.I., like in the show.

@johnmartinez7440

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this comment have so many likes? A) This comment template is dead. B) It's the voice of the Pokedex, from the anime series. It's meant to sound monotonous, it's an AI.

Driffloon: *grabs the hands of children and drags them away to the after life* That's dark with a capital D.

@dragondude4886

4 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see you again edge lord

@emerald_a_op4400

4 жыл бұрын

Says the edge lord.

@dragondude4886

4 жыл бұрын

@@emerald_a_op4400 I'm no edge lord I'm a *Cool dude*

@mateololero4091

4 жыл бұрын

We can all agree we picture ness and pokey in place of the kids of example right?

@IdontTryalot

4 жыл бұрын

Edge lord

Tbh, I was expecting the squirtle who got burned to turn into a blastoise over the course of 70 years

0:59 big brain.exe stopped working

I KNEW THAT PERFECT FAMILY WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN DORKLY!

@kennethnwebb

3 жыл бұрын

Hey look a baby how neat!

@larryoliver1608

3 жыл бұрын

Lowkey thought the haunted would kick him not his ice cream lmao

@jasonz.7311

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, it's only one baby.

@vijayrattanbhat6268

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennethnwebb no it's baby meat 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

@kennethnwebb

2 жыл бұрын

@@vijayrattanbhat6268 hahahahaha...that it is

When Wigglytuff said that it missed singing until it fainted, I felt that.

9:00 Bird hat 😌

3:10 It sounds like it just insults people so bad

Fun fact: Gardevoir should never be image searched. Never.

@mercuryrising9758

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah your right. I tried it and it was a bad idea

@LivingGuy484

4 жыл бұрын

@@mercuryrising9758 I'm uh... I'm so sorry

@mercuryrising9758

4 жыл бұрын

@@LivingGuy484 it was my choice.i regret everything. Seriously why do people take time to draw those things

@setokaiba4370

4 жыл бұрын

Whoops

@zanedomke8148

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, should have listened.

Anyone: **Falls Asleep** Hypno: FHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH

@ton4906

4 жыл бұрын

That part is so disturbing...

@yolzcabingas418

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@fermosofiore1336

4 жыл бұрын

I laugh at the sound

@adelinaarmstrong9423

4 жыл бұрын

I LOST IT AT THAT NOISE

@adorableumbreon771

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

I come back to this now and then, I love this! 😂

A lot of these literal playthroughs Are incredibly funny

"Magcargo body temperature is 18000 degrees" *Then why he isnt blue?* Also i love the reply section, everyone is replying with what they think is correct

@morbidgamerz4991

4 жыл бұрын

Isint he actually supposed to be pink like their shiny? But I only heard that from a theory, please correct me if I'm wrong

@lavatroll5733

4 жыл бұрын

@@morbidgamerz4991 no

@catharticdream

4 жыл бұрын

@Parker Beaird The star Sirius has a surface temperature of 18,000°F, and it's bluish-white. So you're both correct!

@afro4640

4 жыл бұрын

Because he isn’t made of literal fire, just a lava-like substance.

@cheek3664

4 жыл бұрын

Token Black But doesn’t blue magma still exist?

"Oh, hey, look a baby! Aw, NEAT!" I love all the references.🤣

@mono475

4 жыл бұрын

Which reference were you talking?

@EdmondBrown

4 жыл бұрын

@@mono475 How Sonic always said,"Huh,.....neat." in these Dorkly bits. Now everybody else starting to say it.

@PsycicStriker

2 жыл бұрын

@@EdmondBrown Huh, Neat

Your work on the sprites is great

10:04 It’s too bad all the flowers didn’t die, to show the guy was not happy:

Spoink: *Heart stops* Also spoink: *MASSIVE BLEEED*

@flarelukethecomedian2555

4 жыл бұрын

Gamer Gheran it kinda makes since and kinda doesn’t

@lawsonkrii3665

3 жыл бұрын

UwU bleed all over me daddy

@zcarp8642

3 жыл бұрын

@@lawsonkrii3665 ... it wouldve costed you nothing to be quiet yet you curse this comment section with that

@gachaclubocsimprover3311

3 жыл бұрын

@@zcarp8642 *cuddles with u* ùwú

@zcarp8642

3 жыл бұрын

@@gachaclubocsimprover3311 ..... please no

-Alakazam what weapon you choose to fight today? - *_S P O O N_*

@johndavis4194

3 жыл бұрын

the spoon is a wepon thet is the tick aproved reily old kids show if you dont know what the tick is

@carachamadofinger4640

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndavis4194 lol

@fuwa1276

3 жыл бұрын

OH NO HE'S GOT A SPOON

@Darkko88

3 жыл бұрын

Never bring a spoon to a telekinetic fight

“-it’s like it can see with its nose!” _”WHY CAN I SEE MY NASAL BONE, HELP”_

I am back here after soo many years. And it's still funny 😂😂 And it's fascinating how much it had improved over the years. But only old episodes were long 😢

"hey Look a baby huh neat" 😂😂

@nickshane9314

4 жыл бұрын

Brock Kiba and his blue eyes white onix

@oresti9271

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickshane9314 lol

@donttrustnoone3921

4 жыл бұрын

Hi I am your 69th like

@xanafein8453

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickshane9314 shiny onyx is green tho yo

4:04 Kadabra would make an excellent Mystery Dungeon protagonist.

@rogue1248

4 жыл бұрын

He could, he might end up as the secondary human in the story.

@skyolmos4850

4 жыл бұрын

There was a Alakazam in the original mystery dungeon

@Rubywing4

4 жыл бұрын

@@rogue1248 Or a third one, since the secondary human in Rescue Team was Gengar. But who knows.

12:05 look its the old man from Smg4's videos

6:47 Considering that visible popped vein, I'm preeeeetty sure this spells out "aneurysm", yep.

Couple:*Has a wonderful life and a child* Driftloon:* YOINK*

Some of these pokemon entries make sense and some o them make me think that the guys who wrote these entries made sure to be high as balls before writing. PS: but if you think this is weird, Digimon has monsters that can move at super luminal speed, control space and time and poop gold turds.

@remnantofthefirstworld2930

4 жыл бұрын

Pokemon has all but that last one.

@ZenoDLC

4 жыл бұрын

Poop gold feces, and sometimes IS a gold feces

@jasonvernish7366

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZenoDLC never forget sukamon

@johnmartinez7440

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the creepy stuff is just based of old (mainly Japanese) folklore

@adamkaris

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the guns!!

After watching a bunch of recent ones first it's nice to finally get some context for a lot of the reccuring jokes.

0:22 "why's it never me?" His girth saved his life

This series is funny and I love it.

I will never tire of that 'huh, neat'.

@nevodahari916

4 жыл бұрын

Same :P

This KZread channel is my reason for happiness

9:29 Oh No Luigi Died

Gorebyss clearly went the omnivore route in cell stage.

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

3 жыл бұрын

ahh yes spore

Fun fact: Due to thermal dynamics, it is possible for Magcargo to be that hot and not cause any 'significant' damage around it due to how small it is compared to the sun. The larger the object, the more the temperature matters.

@Xalerdane

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it still immediately burn into the ground?

@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xalerdane not really lightning

@Yental

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 actually, if it would come out of a pokeball it would cause something like a thermonuclear explosion

@TheDisarminghinkle

4 жыл бұрын

Granted, I have no source for this information, but I remember once hearing a scientist say that if the tip of a paperclip became as hot as the temperature of the sun (which isn't even as hot as Magcargo), it would instantly cause the entire Earth's atmosphere to ignite.

@AlexTrevell

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDisarminghinkle We once had something way hotter on Earth for a fraction of a second and the Earth is still here.

This was awesome

I remember reading the pokedex entry for houndoom for the first time when I was a kid. Which made me always wonder how he was not banned from trainer battles, because after houndoom uses its fire attacks on a foe - that pokemon would be debilitated for life. I can almost see someone making a video of where a trainer uses his houndooms powers to his advantage in competitions by sneaking fire attacks on their pokemon before an official match starts lol. Xatu: "Old man Sonic part 69" what? XD 💫

The Houndoom one always scared me/made me so uncomfortable. I always thought intense, constant burning pain for the rest of your life sounded like a worse fate than death. I imagine if that were true, many people and Pokemon would commit suicide eventually.

@mistylover2082

3 жыл бұрын

Devil in HELL : hold my 🍺 Me : agreed and with me being the one who stepped in a 🔥🐜 nest when I was like 5 or ten something that would SUCK 😬

10:27 this is why we can't have nice things, damn you dorkly.

@mistylover2082

3 жыл бұрын

😆 Lol

"Wooh,im getting woozy!" "SHUCKLE JUICE!"

@inc2000glw

3 жыл бұрын

Hes getting....Shucked off...lol

@inc2000glw

3 жыл бұрын

He's getting shucked off lol

The fact that swablu acts like a hat brings me great joy.