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@thebarrel-god3150

8 ай бұрын

also ahem.... NORWAY MADE IT IN A VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Chimerathedragon

8 ай бұрын

Jonk had to leave room for trains, but he completely ignored red flannel

@cory6266

8 ай бұрын

You seriously never heard of the lemon thing? America has literal lemon _laws_ about knowingly selling shoddy cars.

@veraalfonso-wideman7688

8 ай бұрын

I hate how these videos are so much better than the livestreams.

Jonk reciting his vows at the wedding: “Gabby, I love you more than I love trains.”

@Mellow_0303

8 ай бұрын

Jeez, I didn’t think that was possible

@CRUSH40RULES

8 ай бұрын

That'll be his speech at the reception.

@jareththegoblinking3191

8 ай бұрын

“Gabby, you are MY train” Don’t know if that romantic or insulting cuz you’re calling a woman a speeding hunk of metal and smoke

@ceu160193

8 ай бұрын

@@CRUSH40RULES Then everyone gets hit by train, like in asdf movie.

@jacksnexus2616

5 ай бұрын

​@@jareththegoblinking3191depends on how the person your complimenting views trains 🤣

ok but Jonk telling Gabby how much he loves her is super adorable and probably the Smoothest line anyone ever said.

@dzello

8 ай бұрын

Smooth line for a smooth brain

@malucoblz588

8 ай бұрын

True, reminds me of when Ellis and Jonk touched tips in Ready or not, so rare to hear them not pissing on each other.

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

He actually had some quality rizz going there, I felt oddly proud 👍

@simplyhammer5105

8 ай бұрын

Trains T.T

@sanga1380

8 ай бұрын

As a man I must agree we all have a love for trains, some of us don’t know it until we are on a train some of us just need to see a train. But we love trains.

The “backpack full of Swedes” is quite possibly the most cursed sentence I’ve ever heard

@Freeze-n-Frost

8 ай бұрын

And of course Jonk says it 😂

@theaetherknight5614

8 ай бұрын

Not even close. Just listen to any sentence in danish.

@nerrler5574

8 ай бұрын

At least he didn't say "backpack full of Swiss"

@ilfardrachadi2318

8 ай бұрын

@@PhilipK635 They had a crime spree of swedes being thrown through windows down in Riverton several years back. :P

@lewlewlaser037

8 ай бұрын

yeah same, wonder if Jackz was in it.

So as an American, my curious mind looked up what a P45 and at first I though it was a gun type since it sounded like an M19 or an AK47 so I thought Jake was saying “Here’s a P45 for you” like he was going to shoot Nick. But no, a P45 is basically British slang for termination of employment so Jake was saying he was firing Nick. Just for those who were curious

@gnimag6674

8 ай бұрын

i was looking for this thanks

@imjustabee

8 ай бұрын

Correct but it's not slang, a P45 is a document you receive when you leave a job (or get fired). So your next employer may ask for your previous P45

@MrVisualHigh

8 ай бұрын

I believe the US equivalent would be a Pink Slip?

@thePsiMatrix

8 ай бұрын

@@MrVisualHigh Correct. Also; surprising they've never heard of a 'lemon'. It crops up in pop culture occasionally enough for I would've through one of WPE knew it.

@Ihaelryne

8 ай бұрын

Trust an American to think of guns.

“That’s for trains” omg That was so cute but still 🤣

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

❤🚂❤

While everyone was mocking Ellis with the "well akshually", I was kinda hoping Ellis would just come in and say "I can hear you dickheads" 😂😅

@derokdeathaxe6984

8 ай бұрын

me too XD

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

Same here! 😄

@arcanefury3666

8 ай бұрын

I was hoping id hear him say "i hate all of you"

'That's for trains' is now my favorite WPE moment

Can confirm as a fellow enjoyer of trains, no matter how much you love someone, there's always a tiny bit reserved for trains

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

❤🚂❤

For as much shit Jonk gets about being an idiot, that trains line was brilliant.

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

Actual rizz _and_ cleverness from our fella, he's come so far ❤

Not even five seconds in and my stomach already exploded when Jonk said 'backpack full of Swedes'. XD

"everything outside of this space is how much i love you" is the sweetest thing ive ever heard, jake really is emotionally intelligent

I love how you can hear Jonk trying not to laugh while doing the sponcer part

@miserymystery7875

8 ай бұрын

well ackshtually, it's spelled sponr

As a graphic designer, that rgb cymk banter is hilarious to me 😂

@rolfs2165

8 ай бұрын

But did you know that Gabby is a graphic designer, too?

@reeeyou

8 ай бұрын

@@rolfs2165 WHAT?! NO WAY! 😜

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

​@@rolfs2165: It's always funny wondering if someone knows the memes or not. 🖥🐝

@blankcanvas8717

8 ай бұрын

Ditto here. Reminds me of the argument I had with an “expert” who INSISTED his printer used Red, Green, and Blue inks.

I was telling my little brother about you guys(we occasionally watch your videos) and he didn’t remember who Ellis was so I said “the smart one”. His response “there is a smart one?”

@nchappy16

8 ай бұрын

absolutely not, Ellis is the smartest, but it’s the difference between 0 iq and 0.47 iq

@danielcollins7414

8 ай бұрын

Should have just said the " well actually" one

@Goremize

8 ай бұрын

@@danielcollins7414 The one with the precious metal club

@kurotenshi8100

8 ай бұрын

@@nchappy16 yes he is? of course they upload the funniest moments and part of that is showing how he fails at a little thing or over explain something, but he is pretty smart

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

I would have said the angry, usually somewhat smarter one 😄

8:02 I laughed my ass off at "That's for trains!" My god...

The fact that there is split screen is already a damn big plus in my book.

Horray! We finally have a cast member who understands American slang instead of Ellis and Alex pretending they know everything. Thank you Nick for sharing the slang term "lemon" with the crew, a real term for a junker of a car used in US "Lemon Laws" to prevent scammy used car salesmen.

@spk1121

8 ай бұрын

I was a bit surprised, I would have thought the potential negative implications associated with lemons would have been referenced enough in exported TV shows & movies that they would have known about it. 🍋 👀

@joshuaguenin9507

7 ай бұрын

Its more about the car makers though

@malice6081

Ай бұрын

Lemon maw doesn’t apply to used cars, except in rare cases where it was a buyback and then it wasn’t disclosed that the car was bought from a lemon law auction.

On the language bit, most countries are pretty happy seeing other people outside their country attempt their language because it shows you care enough to try and speak their language. It is a form of flattery and respect towards the host country

@gavianheart2033

8 ай бұрын

I can tell you that most Dutch don't like it if you try to speak Dutch to them. They either will finish your sentence because they got no patience for you to find the correct word or they will just switch to English and insist you do the same. xD

@PrinceLuigii

8 ай бұрын

@@gavianheart2033 that's why I said "Most" countries :) I know there's a few who really don't like it when you butcher their language

@bananarama3624

8 ай бұрын

One thing I find hilarious is German efficiency. I am half German but my German isn't the best (I am not grammatically correct and use English words for words I forget in German). When I was travelling around NZ, I was in a backpackers with 3 other Germans and we were going for a hike and I said I should try speak German because we had spoken the last 2 weeks in English. I got 2 minutes into speaking German and saying "can you repeat that please" before they eventually just said in English "We'll just speak in English, it's much easier". One of my favourite travel memories!

As A New Zealander I totally agree with that joke, I can’t remember the amount of times I have left the Big Ben pie in the oven/microwave

That whole bit about the relationship talk is the most adorable friggin' thing. LOL

Nick is always the dorky good boy of the stream and i'm here for it. (and yes Jonk, all men of quality gush over trains. They've built most of the industry and are the backbone of most countries)

Jonk is officially the ‘I like trains’ kid in the asdf movie series 😂

Nick’s attempted welsh accent reminds me of yesterday I had an angry customer over the phone, 2nd phone call from them I literally went full Irish accent. This is strange because I’m Australian 😅 imagine an Australian Irish accent and then my coworkers’ expressions.

I am a New Zealander. How did you find out about our secret plan to use pressurized ketchup to get to space?

First I hear is a "backpack full of swedes". Yup this is gonna be a good video I can feel it

The whole gonG thing got me 😂

I'm shocked WPE hasn't heard of cars being lemons

@the_linguist_ll

8 ай бұрын

When life gives you lemons, commit insurance fraud

I love how clean that transition into the sponsored section was!

“Jake is big.” Alex 2023

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THURSDAYS

Thanks for today vid guy's it's really make me a lil bit happy have a good day!

Missed the P45 thing, but the Lemon thing was spot on =) We even have a "Lemon Law" about selling cars. "Lemon laws are laws that provide a remedy for purchasers of cars and other consumer goods in order to compensate for products that repeatedly fail to meet standards of quality and performance." Wikipedia

These guys are always absoloutely hilarious and when i first clicked on the video it had 6.5k views, its been abt 2 minutes and they are at 8 or 9k, thats insane, keep up the amazing content!

I’m sorry I have to do this but happy 46th birthday Ellis!

Ellis saying gonG is like him saying AmonGus all over again 😂

10:00 says the one who's Yellow like a lemon all the time XD

You're channel is so damn educational. Never knew swedes were also vegetables. 15 years of speaking english, just learned a new word. Thanks. (Not being sarcastic, i really didnt know)

8:03 THAT IS TRUTH!!! TRAINS ARE FRICKIN AWESOME!

That story about Fragrance was super wholesome.

Hilarious as always. Best PROFESSIONAL Gaming Chanel ever! I never forget to lick the like button.

5:20 Gab is such a good graphic designer doesn't need to learn the flute RIGHT !!!! 7:22 TRAINS YEAH

0:06 I have no idea what's going on or what they're playing, but as a Norwegian that was unexpectedly wholesome lol Love you Sweden (but if anyone asks I never said it)

4:55. Not surprised that Jake missed an opportunity for a deez nuts joke here.

Duolingo sentences be like "The backpack is full of swedes"

Another great video!

truly the moments ever!!

I love how quickly you guys formed a "gonG"a line to make fun of how he said gong 😂

You know what they say about if life gives you a lemon :) When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

@mihirx27

8 ай бұрын

cue GlaDOS going, "Yes!" in the background

6:07 Ah yes, my favourite song from Metallica, Frère Jacques.

@CRUSH40RULES

16 күн бұрын

I bet someone on KZread has done a heavy metal cover of Frère Jacques somewhere on yt.

That ‘a backpack full of Swedes’ is on par with ‘Look at this shark eating this cheeseburger’

“That’s for train” OMG THATS SO ADORABLE I LOVE THAT SO MUCH 🥺😭 DUDE IDK WHY THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY BUT IT DOES 😭

6:43 I think you’ll actually find that it is hexadecimal value 54CA79F

With the risk of sounding a little bit biased, I think you guys are the best content creators out here on the interweb

0:28 when i was young and tried to insult someone 😂

Grats on the sponsorship guys! It was deserved. Deserves another recorder solo!

I RALLY wanna see the group play risk of rain 2

Maybe calling a crappy car a "lemon" is an Aussie/Kiwi thing? Cause I knew exactly what he was on about regarding lemons.

Banging your way in to Internet fame - jake... It made me chuckle I don't know why but it did 😂

The "Well actually" got me.

So nice havin nick here brings joy

That sponsor transition was SO clean!

Calling a car a lemon is a common way to say the car is shit in the land of FREEDOM CHICKEN!

"Thats for trains" fn chaaaad xD

09:40 there's even a lemon law for buying cars

"There's a Gon Gamon Gus!"

as a new zealander, i can confirm this is how it'd work

nice piece of Jake-pop on the flute there, Gabby!

That whole lemon discussion is legit. The laws to protect buyers from products that fail immediately after sale are called "lemon laws".

Love the lemon talk 😂 🍋

8:25 when you guys were spamming the pings, the first line/quote i thought of that i'm shocked you didnt think of was... BEAM ME UP SCOTTY (with some censored words mixed in and some horrible impressions of Spock)

Ah yes, our finest NCEA level 3 achiever finally conquers the gravity that kept us on this rock.

They should definitely play lethal company together I feel like it would be hilarious hearing them all fail to figure it out 🤣

What a banging video.

34 mins! Yeah boi!

Bloody fantastic

9:44 Buying a lemon is more "your grandfather's thing". Used to be kinda common in the UK to call shit cars a "lemon". Now we don't even care if it's falling apart, so long as it gets us to Tesco and back.

Happy birthday, Ellis

Ellis getting chihuahua angry is genius😂

A lot was GonG and needed to kee-tchup. 😂

This game genuinely looks like fun.

7:22 honestly is story is both sweet and funny

It's been nigh on something like 25 years since I've heard ferre jaqceus and i can still remember the tune, jesus.

Nick is slowly becoming Alex....I'm not sure how to feel about that😂

I like the bit where they try to out-Ellis each other XD

That's for trains! 😂😂😂

"That's for trains" Sploosh! Seriously, how does Gabby manage to hold this stud down?

8:00 As a train lover myself, I greatly approve.

2:51 ah yes my favorite transformative and unique content Please don’t dox me

You were in Florence?! Glad to see you visited Kentucky.

Cath: I don't wanna be a tyre. My wise ass: Are you tired of it?

About the car lemon thing, the US literally has something called the Lemon Law to protect car buyers from accidentally buying a lemon

8:11 he’s got more important things to love

Jonk huffing Nick's dust is like the best clip, why is it right at the end?

That's not a dragon, that's a plesiosaur most likely Nessie.

I don’t hear many people refer to things as lemons, but Nick is right - first time I heard it was in the old Matilda film!

Big Ben pies are really good

Elis’s favorite thing must be the gonGa line…

Wait, none of you have ever heard of a car being called a lemon??? How??? That phrase has been around for over 50 years! Good Lord, you're British...

Wasn't until later when you talked about speaking Italian that I realized Florence was a European vacation - I thought y'all had joined us here in Kentucky. (There's a Florence KY up north, near Cincinnati.)