If Marriage Is a Contract, There Should Be a Better Warranty - Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes rails against marriage vows and wonders if her friends with kids are lying about how happy they are.
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“Yo husband starts acting up, you cant take him back to his mama’s house!” -neil degrasse tyson’s mom
@agonleed3841
5 жыл бұрын
He's broke. One day, he just stopped working It was another show I heard her say that in. Loved that part
@vsaucenou323
5 жыл бұрын
Agon Leed I agree, it was *HILARIOUS*
"Drinking liquor and playing nintendo"....I'm DEAD!
@jakelibo8721
4 жыл бұрын
The joy of being an aunt or uncle lol.
"Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica." LOL
@blackbutterfly6872
5 жыл бұрын
Uuuggg my kid need glasses show them Jamaica babygirl😟
@Thedownwardmineon
5 жыл бұрын
"we right on the beach, look at that" LMAO
@gloriabrown7466
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@armandovarela767
3 жыл бұрын
😭😂
“Your husband start acting up, you can’t take him back to his mamas house”....or vice versa....that’s hysterical!!’
I love her! "Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica " 😂😂😂
Wanda Sykes to host the next Oscars😆👏
@jv-lk7bc
5 жыл бұрын
White House Press Corps Dinner
I am literately crying. Also wanda’s makeup is on point here.
Hilarious from day one. They need to do a biography on Wanda Sykes. She has a lot of wisdom and foresight
He was wrong, I shot him, ya move on 🤣
@kimgunnings-wright6201
5 жыл бұрын
If only......😶 . Jk..jk😂
@samiyakoub7513
5 жыл бұрын
On ya Sonya 😂
@Thedownwardmineon
5 жыл бұрын
hysterical LMAO
@daniel51020
3 жыл бұрын
LOL! So brilliant, so funny.
I love this woman. I love all the words she says. I'm Asian but I love black people so much. They represent freedom and happiness.
"He was wrong, I shot him, you move on." LMFAO
Wanda Sykes is one of the best comedians. Very relatable comedy.
I remember watching this back in the 90s!!!
Bobby smile and show them Jamaica 😂😂😂😂
3:45 Bobby smile and show them Jamaica 🤣
Wanda is golden. Doesn't get better than that! Thanks.
"...they're not my kids!!" Damn straight 😃
soooooooooooo true, when my nieces and nephews come over, do whatever you want. all I gotta do is keep you alive. They tell me a problem they are having, i transfer them to their mother, i tell them oh no baby not today, you put that on hold till you go home and talk to your mom about it, lets just have a good time now. U see, I aint trying to cure cancer.
Wanda is non stop funny! 😂
So hilarious. I love wanda shes my stress reliever and cure for depression i may say
My folks were together 37 years when he passed. It’d be 49 years this year. They were best friends and also into each other. That’s the secret.
@SarahLizDoan
5 жыл бұрын
Buffy Bell that’s AWESOME and so inspiring!
@SynterraSteen
3 жыл бұрын
Awwwwww
He was wrong i shot him we move on .....😅😂
She is the BEST, bar none, male or female.
She's such a legend 😂
He was wrong I shot him move on🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wanda Sykes, Ciara and Pam Grier all look like they can be related...pretty
@KaneneProductions
5 жыл бұрын
I see it.
@ladyd1471
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Michelle-pn9xt
5 жыл бұрын
Ciara???? Not.
@randomthoughtswithericg9438
5 жыл бұрын
Old Ciara yeah i see it
@aja1108
4 жыл бұрын
I always thought agree could be ciaras mom
I remember when I first heard this joke at the Comedy Cellar in NYC, I was about 21 and single. Right now I am 44 and seriously OVER my husband, and this bit was always funny, but hits different right now 🤣🤣🤣. Literally what’s happening right now. “he’s just laying around making a funny noise”. Wanda, your humor is timeless, factual and hilarious.
The deeper understanding you get when you realize part of her unhappiness was living a lie because she was/is lesbian but I dont think she was out at the time of this stand-up.
She’s so underrated!
She so beautiful
I love Wanda. She is so funny.
You should be able to rent your spouse on a year to year basis.
@TheRazorTongue
5 жыл бұрын
That's what the Ferengi do.
@alliphil1
5 жыл бұрын
Yeup! I’m in! 😀
@lindabuck2777
5 жыл бұрын
Ooo girl the possibilities are endless! Woohoo imagine a menu.... I’ll take him for daddy of the week...now you got to go coz my ‘weekend’ guy is comin over... umm need a tuxedo guy going to the theatre let’s see....HEY WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE...fuck it who cares...IM THE GANDER AND ITS MY TURN....lol
@blacklotus6947
5 жыл бұрын
In Wicca I forget in which sabbat but there's a trial marriage during that sabbat at the end you decide if you want to stay married or not
@blacklotus6947
5 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/hICJ1Mmaqby-hbw.html it's explained hear as is all the sabbats and esabats
Funny afterward to see this after all she said about her Herero first marriage. You can see how her point about commitment is different now she is happily married with her wife.
My Dad was wrong, my Mom ran him over, he lived, they got over it.
Damn Auntie Wanda sounds like the best
@Michelle-pn9xt
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, auntie Ramonerdna...
When people say “I do,” what they really mean is “I’ll try on my own terms.”
Actually, I DID bring my ex back to his mama’s house. He WAS broken. Unemployed. And a drug addict. Oh and a lying cheating abusive pos. So I took him back to live in his mommy’s basement where Id found him- WHERE HE BELONGS!!!!!
@utilitygirl9515
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tennisindia0001
4 жыл бұрын
Yay You! 🙌😎
It's no longer "till death do us part." It's "as long as it's convenient or you don't beat the crap out of me."
Well, you have two kids now, Wanda! But I'm sure they're worth it ❤️
I love Wanda Sykes. I love her even more because she from my home state #represent Virginia
fast forward- we know why they never had kids
@ColoringKaria
5 жыл бұрын
Maria Nunga 😂🤣 I know! I would hate to be Wanda’s exhusband watching this.
Her hair is beautiful!!
Wanda is so pretty, and the funniest comic out there
2:10 the best part
I didn’t know she was married before..
@user-wz5ir9jl8q
4 жыл бұрын
For whole seven years!
She's always been funny...she was married to a guy who was her manager at this time. Didn't last...
@user-wz5ir9jl8q
4 жыл бұрын
On the contrary: it lasted way too long, whole seven years!
Wanda is brillant.....
@lollybones
5 жыл бұрын
Truth!!
Love that old school comedy Central logo!
lol i love the retro hair
Three metaphors about the same thing. That’s fucking smart. He’s broke... he just stopped working.... just lays there and makes noises. Really good joke
Great ! Love Wanda!
My husbands family and us live together so I go to his family when he does something bad lol I let them fix him
She's great 😆
Fuckkk laughed so harddd lol love her !!
She's amazing 😂😂😂
I like that hair!!
@KaneneProductions
5 жыл бұрын
Healthy and bouncy.
That's a very nice look for Wanda
Wanda Sykes, before Esther, was a hottie! Amazing comedian with or without Esther.
Divorce can be your best friend!!!
She's hilarious lol
Moses joke was hilarious! That audience was lame. :/
It’s too weird watching Wanda talk about being married to a man. She might be covering for herself, but it’s still too weird.
@marlajean1715
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@sheldonscott4037
5 жыл бұрын
She was married to a man. Emphasis on was.
@maryrosekent8223
5 жыл бұрын
Sheldon Scott It’s not an unknown situation and serves to point out how much our lives have improved.
@davidhardwick3816
5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter either way. You gotta know same-sex marriages go through at least a version of the same thing.
I love her hair , she looks so much better with it styled like that
@moimeself1088
2 жыл бұрын
So you prefer some funky wig over her naturally curly hair? Interesting.
@Boobalopbop
8 ай бұрын
@@moimeself1088That’s her real hair… This was the late 90s or early 2000s. Everyone wore their hair like this then. Myself included. It’s her real hair but with a relaxer.
Wanda, please come to the Peace Center in Greenville, S.C.!
She looks very pretty in this piece!
@Boobalopbop
8 ай бұрын
This was before she “came out” and still wanted to attract men, lol
Wanda is Funny 😃 Lol
Love her....
I love Wanda Sykes!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😎😎
Wow can I give this thousands of 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I don't pay the dental bills
She looks good with that hair
OMG Wanda Sykes back in the day! She looks 20, rockin a white girl hairdo, I barely recognized her!
He broke and laying around making a funny sound. You can't return him too his mama
I want her as an aunt.
The hell you can’t take him back to his Mommas house! In fact you should! You know every man with issues got a mom that made him that way. Or knows how to tune him up.
@blackbutterfly6872
5 жыл бұрын
Mannnnn I STILL want to tell my ex-mother in law off. You always would hear women come with baggage. Nobody told me men come with not only more baggage but effed up baggage!!
@fayepatrice1672
5 жыл бұрын
Rosa Johnson they sure do. I learned that the hard way 😓
@betteurbain7911
5 жыл бұрын
Get a refund! Especially from those mothers who feel as if you took their son from them.
Thank You 🎲
My grandmother shot her second husbands eye out... married for a extra 40 years lmao So the guy shot killed me here. Also backstory is basically he was teaching her how to shoot. He got a glass eye. idk much more lol
Didn't watch this but, yes, the dowry was the insurance for the wife.
When I was enlisted, I ended up with two divorces cause there ain't no go damn warrantee against your spouse keeping their dick to themselves or that they would clean the house while you're deployed to the sandbox. I think he just assumed I'd end up kicking the bucket out there in some humorously biblical way.
@TheRazorTongue
5 жыл бұрын
Ouch.
@JohnDoe-kj6wp
5 жыл бұрын
If you expected me to clean the house and not fuck while you are away playing solder you have another thing coming lol.
@littlebird3167
5 жыл бұрын
That's why I won't get married. You never really know what you're getting until you've already signed the deal. And like she said, the return policy sucks. Pass.
@agonleed3841
5 жыл бұрын
Yea. I don't even know why people tried that marriage shit while enlisted. I went through my whole teen years and enlisted years free as fuck. Now married with 2 and 1 on the way and zero regrets....still dont trust the bitch, but I've had my fun and I also didnt need to worry about anyone when I was getting ambusjed..or saving dumb ass staff Sergeants who thought getting a purple heart was the goal
@barbararichardson2747
5 жыл бұрын
Married in my twenties; mistook lust for love. Usually by the time people learn the true meaning of love they've had it and thrown it away.
He's broke, god. Hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣
Marriage was, is and always be a covenant not a contract!
@JustTheTruth-Please
5 жыл бұрын
It is a legal document that you get approved for from the state you live in. It is literally a legal contract.
You want cynicism? ok...marriage is all about ownership of body parts and bank accounts and only fools take a verbal "contract" seriously.
Being young is the most beautiful period for most people.She was nice looking & funny. Having kids is beautiful,tirring & dangerous.Kids own their parents.I have no kids,it is painful not 2 have kids.
She was married to a guy then...nientendo is a clue🐴
🤣😂😂
She looks stunning.younger and slimmer😋😋
Their worth it lmao yeah right...liars..
25 years later...
Woah she looks different from now
She looks so different
Before she was gay? She looks cool though and funny too
@ebbyoma7008
5 жыл бұрын
pretty sure she was always gay...
He just road by that's not good
Would be nice if you at least gave the *year* that these came out... When she was still 1/2 way cute
@moimeself1088
5 жыл бұрын
She looks exactly the same. What's your issue?
@JungleYT
5 жыл бұрын
@@moimeself1088 Back then, I would have let her sit on my Face... Today, not so much
@moimeself1088
5 жыл бұрын
@@JungleYT what a catch. I'm sure she feels the loss. 🙄
@zaharaali7906
5 жыл бұрын
JungleYT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂
@ailanieva6895
5 жыл бұрын
She is still beautiful and not only is she hilarious she is also a very intelligent woman with a funny great personality and in my eyes that makes her even more beautiful
Laying around making a funny noise ..no shit
Last time a man gave a woman a contract she doomed humanity...
@user-ld9hs1mb1u
5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Smith - Thankfully that’s BS. ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻
@JohnDoe-kj6wp
5 жыл бұрын
Then we really fucked up by letting them vote.
@CanItAlready
5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Smith so you believe in fairy tales.
@pylchott9864
5 жыл бұрын
True dat!
@michellehubbard8865
4 жыл бұрын
You believe in fairytales. Bless your heart.
how would this set go if a male was performing...
@amongstthepigeons1020
5 жыл бұрын
rwpmp that’s right men have never in the history of the world complained about being married to a woman
@betteurbain7911
5 жыл бұрын
Not well because men have and have had the money and power in society which prevented women from being able to divorce them.
@JustTheTruth-Please
5 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock.
@allbricc4dathicc
5 жыл бұрын
@@JustTheTruth-Please the bit of only wemon dogs and children receiving un conditional love
"FIrst"
Wanda Sykes was gorgeous before she "came out."
She wasn't funny (to me) then, and she's not funny (to me) now.