Getting closer to an INTJ is basically just them getting more and more comfortable saying these things out loud.

@violetbilodeau

Жыл бұрын

too true

@TheTranquilCat

Жыл бұрын

True...very true

@sulli333dsubliminals9

Жыл бұрын

As an intj this is the reason why I've lost friendships in the past.

@Illusionary_INTJ

Жыл бұрын

@@sulli333dsubliminals9 same here. We unintentionally hurt the ones closest to us.

@NugrahaNedi

Жыл бұрын

Family hood intj belike 😂😂😂

"I would actually be a great supervillain if it weren't for the fact that I have zero desire to completely dominate a world inhabited by abject morons..." -INTJ

@gdusbejdjdjhd

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like a pathetic excuse

@lol101lol101lol10199

9 ай бұрын

It's not so much the fact that abject morons inhabit the world (they'll do that either way, and chances are they'll be more scared to annoy you if you're a supervillain). The real problem is that some forms of power -- the political kind, chiefly -- require us to _pander_ to the morons, which is of course intolerable.

@jaredmills06

9 ай бұрын

*Camera pans over to ENTJ

@tenebris13

9 ай бұрын

@@gdusbejdjdjhd You know, I would love to make a 50-page slideshow of why you are wrong, but that would be a waste of my time.

@edennis8578

9 ай бұрын

​@@gdusbejdjdjhdNah. See, it's too frustrating and too much trouble to have to explain over and over again how things are supposed to be done. This here is a classic example. Now multiply it by about 8 billion people.

As an INTJ, I'm always on an intelligence limbo where I think I'm either the smartest person amongst x group of people or the dumbest person who ever existed in the same group.

@abigailbauman5712

Жыл бұрын

Same here. I can go from being arrogantly confident to suffering from cripplingly low self-esteem within a span of minutes.

@Blackrosescry666

10 ай бұрын

Yesss that's so truw

@solanirajput7548

10 ай бұрын

Same here😷 ... & I always prefer to be surrounded by intellectual person

@Suzzers

10 ай бұрын

Very true

@thegreenxeno9430

10 ай бұрын

The only time I thought I was the dumbest in the room, I was outside.

As an older INTJ, don't worry, it gets better. You totally stop giving a crap and just smile vaguely into the void while you think your thoughts.

@artpro5930

6 ай бұрын

As an older INTJ, I can confirm.

@ReigningWomban

6 ай бұрын

Yesss! Agreed!@@artpro5930 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nerdrooted

5 ай бұрын

@@artpro5930 Also, as a fellow older INTJ, can confirm.

@jmcoldcreek2080

4 ай бұрын

How old are you? Need to calculate the time left till it starts

@Anticrystal88

4 ай бұрын

@@jmcoldcreek2080 Started when I was about 50, I guess. It's progressive too! 😁

The sad truth is that INTJ are so very right with most of their thoughts and arguments but society rather listens to other types who bullshit them all day long. - said by an INTP

@kh8529

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for that acknowledgement, although I hate being right because it's just so frustrating ending at the same spot that you predicted 5 hours ago.

@Azdaja13

Жыл бұрын

Because most people are stupid.

@Tomjrf

Жыл бұрын

It is so nice of you! Thank you! How come INTPs are so much nicer than ENTPs? :D

@annabanna7781

Жыл бұрын

thank you. Your comment felt like someone giving me a mental hug 🤗 - INTJ

@Dfd_Free_Speech

Жыл бұрын

@@CJrunner7199 Very true sadly. That's maybe the #1 reason why humanity as a whole repeatedly does do stupid things.

I wish INTJ would say their thoughts more often, my life would be significantly more entertaining. - sincerely, ENTP

@m4lev0lentdem0nknightamv5

Жыл бұрын

That's a Pretty shitty thing to do... I wouldn't like to entertain anyone in any form ~ INTJ ( there ...I did 🙂)

@HerKnightable

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. -Fellow ENTP We would have so much more fun together if INTJs would be more open and honest. At least with us... I found that great.

@INTJulius

Жыл бұрын

Don't INTJ's actually do speak their thoughts?

@HerKnightable

Жыл бұрын

@@INTJulius My best friend doesn't. I have to get him a bit drunk to get him to open up. Then I find it funny. (ENTP)

@HerKnightable

Жыл бұрын

@imadsrr Depends on your audience. When I was a young man I said everything that crossed my mind. Made some enemies... made some friends. But It would not be hard to be wiser than I was back then... you can pick your audience better than I did.

As an INTJ college professor, I deeply felt that response to the extremely vague question

@TheKorbi

Жыл бұрын

Nice name ;D

@annetteellis2788

Жыл бұрын

My mental response to such questions: "Do your own %^&$ research."

@jameswilkerson4412

Жыл бұрын

There used to be a viral meme about that, along the lines of “your opinion requires a Bachelor’s of basic knowledge to begin to refute”?

@jameswilkerson4412

Жыл бұрын

May I ask what you teach?

@maildeliverysubsystemfailure

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswilkerson4412 theoretical linguistics

"It was such a burden being this intelligent." Could as well be in my gravestone ~ INTJ

@draspotnuk

Жыл бұрын

Mine was always: “am I really the smartest person in this room?.. I’m not really smart.” Then I go into several doom and gloom loops to see how bad things are gonna get.

@kh8529

Жыл бұрын

My Version is: it would be so much easier to be dumber. And gosh have I wished that often.

@thiagogoncalves7389

Жыл бұрын

"I know what you mean, Jimmy. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar."

@ups.e1313

Жыл бұрын

Its sad to see people developing unhealthy coping mechanisms for their low self-esteem (aka:labeling yourself as an sigma intj mastermind to feel superior)

@rameshcppodcasts

Жыл бұрын

You mean emotional intelligence? 😂❤

You forgot the completely exasperated and condescending deep sigh that screams "I don't have the time, patience, nor nearly enough crayons to make you understand".

We INTJs and ISTJs have such sarcastic inner monologues we have to restrain ourselves. There's a reason we don't talk much! I wonder if this is the start of a new series? Would be fun to see more of these for different personalities.

@HerKnightable

Жыл бұрын

If you wanna see the thoughts of an ENTP... watch any video of a young ENTP. I had no problem saying stuff just like that as a kid. Hence why we are famous for the words "Your too sensitive" or "Can you not take a joke." I am going to show the INTJs in my life that video and encourage this kinda openness even at me. It will make my life much more entertaining.

@johnknight9150

Жыл бұрын

@@HerKnightable * You're too sensitive. You're an ENTP, you should have higher standards.

@HerKnightable

Жыл бұрын

@@johnknight9150 I don't say it, but it does appear on many memes. I have roasted people... then roasted them for getting so offended... then got them to kinda miss being roasted because I was funny while I did it. But that doesn't translate well to a meme.

@Lacter12

Жыл бұрын

@@HerKnightable they were talking about your spelling. low si moment

@HerKnightable

Жыл бұрын

@@Lacter12 Nice. Totally missed that. 😁

As an INTJ I can confidently say that if you can stand me constantly talking about all the things I hate and how stupid they are, then you're in the running for best friend

@darkspice6339

9 ай бұрын

Agreed! - another INTJ

@needsjustice818

8 ай бұрын

Agreed. Hubby being an INTP worked out well

@leoMC4384

2 ай бұрын

I'd be "I know, right?", "I hate that shit too" and so on. 😊

I'm an ENTJ so i am basically saying INTJ thoughts out loud

@SOULJAJOE010

Жыл бұрын

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@SOULJAJOE010

Жыл бұрын

INTJ here, I was wondering that throughout the whole video

@irecyclechildrenandthisismyjob

Жыл бұрын

Yes, seems believable.

@cathyhart3946

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, my ENTJ son is this way. As an ENFJ, I am either entirely connecting with him or I want to strangle him.

@N0URii

Жыл бұрын

Make sense

My biggest annoyance as an INTJ right now was bread mostly from the pandemic. Facetime and video chatting.....WTF do you need to see my face to talk to me? Just call and leave a message. We were having such a great lockdown until everyone decided we needed to talk AND look at each other at the same time.

@FC7040

Жыл бұрын

This, this right here! I resonated with this same exact thought...

@ienigma220

Жыл бұрын

Same -- INFJ

@kellywilliams8002

Жыл бұрын

Word;)

@marinadeanda809

Жыл бұрын

Why do they even want to call and leave messages? Human social needs is loathsome

@LDT7Y

Жыл бұрын

My phone camera 'broke' during lockdown, so I couldn't do video on calls. Sad times.

I once had an INTJ teacher and “please stop talking” is literally what he said out loud to a student and our other teacher had to tell him that you can’t say that 😂

@annagrace2422

Жыл бұрын

Just to clarify it wasn’t that this student was just being loud, this was her just literally talking on about something to him

@justme8108

Жыл бұрын

Actually, you can say that.

@DarkBlazeLeggendaxu

Жыл бұрын

@@justme8108 🤣

@Marewig

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's already being polite; there are a thousand other phrases that he has discarded in his mind in favour of that one. And I'm saying this as someone who's at the border between INTJ and INTP.

@needsjustice818

8 ай бұрын

Gold!

It’s the other way around for me… I’m actually just in deep concentration and people think I’m death-glaring them. - Intj

@RFUN109

Жыл бұрын

No one ever knows the difference -INTJ

@sparklenights5421

Жыл бұрын

i agree😭

@naomiepham2430

Жыл бұрын

Idk why but i would love to have someone death-glare me but actually not xD Would feel great 🤣😆 - ENFP

@zk7830

Жыл бұрын

They often mistake either for the other.

@sparklenights5421

Жыл бұрын

​@@naomiepham2430 the person ive been looking for

"Imagine believing what you believe. What a miserable existence" 🤣

@lisalasers

Ай бұрын

how many times have i left this comment on the internet somewhere 😂

As an INTJ, I can confirm all of these were spot on! My favourite though has to be: "Please don't procreate!" Pretty much sums up the after thoughts of most interactions with people nicely! 😂

@jameswilkerson4412

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, those people almost always do.

@grababundoberni

Жыл бұрын

Actually, in a state of anger, desperation, exhaustion, I would think everyone of these! Small differences and not that often because I am INFJ.

@grababundoberni

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswilkerson4412 Hahahaha!

@bassplayermaster11

Жыл бұрын

The exact same thing i told my sister

@mck6392

Жыл бұрын

that's why i think my mom should have had an abortion so i wouldn't have to put up with all this nonsense

0:40 reminds me of when I worked in IT. Oftentimes people would say such and such a process is easy, and that would confuse me because I thought it was complicated. It took me a while to realize that when people say a process is easy they are thinking of the sunny day scenario when everything goes right. whereas I am concerned with the hundred different ways it could go wrong.

@allesdurchprobiert

8 ай бұрын

Yes! I also work in IT. But I have always worked in smaller companies where the leadership consists of non-IT people. So in my case the problem is that they don't know what they are talking about at all! But at the same time they always know better and don't want to listen to the actual IT people. They have no understanding of the extreme complexities of IT. To them it's just boxes and cables, and a setup.exe that you click through and that's it. 🤦‍♂️

@howardtreesong4860

4 күн бұрын

I have that same mindset [doh!]. Sure, it would be brilliant if it just worked but: you're looking at the process and you see how many things are going wrong that should have been a walk in the park in YOUR view of the world. However: we keep configuring the printer and no matter how perfectly we set them up the activation server rejects them being added to the pool, the Wifi connection drops after 5 meters and whatever we try, it just won't connect. Other than that, and the fact that you're going to do it all over again tomorrow, you keep having this happy-go-lucky attitude that tomorrow, notwithstanding the evidence before your eyes today, it'll all work out fine. I find myself more and more unable to refrain from sneering at all the people going through the same stuff every day. The truth is that we can't set up stable, safe and secure environments anymore, we have to patch and keep on patching and testing and retesting. I'm sick of it, I've seen far too many error messages in my life, it's not funny anymore.

@howardtreesong4860

4 күн бұрын

I have that same mindset [doh!]. Sure, it would be brilliant if it just worked but: you're looking at the process and you see how many things are going wrong that should have been a walk in the park in YOUR view of the world. However: we keep configuring the printer and no matter how perfectly we set them up the activation server rejects them being added to the pool, the Wifi connection drops after 5 meters and whatever we try, it just won't connect. Other than that, and the fact that you're going to do it all over again tomorrow, you keep having this happy-go-lucky attitude that tomorrow, notwithstanding the evidence before your eyes today, it'll all work out fine. I find myself more and more unable to refrain from sneering at all the people going through the same stuff every day. The truth is that we can't set up stable, safe and secure environments anymore, we have to patch and keep on patching and testing and retesting. I'm sick of it, I've seen far too many error messages in my life, it's not funny anymore.

"There actually just isn't enough lifespan for me to achieve my full potential." This line shook me to my core lol

My wife is an INTJ, and I love her to death specifically because I get to hear these thoughts often and find them endearing and hilarious. I share in many of them as well. I'm an ISTJ by the way.

@trinaq

Жыл бұрын

Coolness, it's great getting to hear the INTJ's inner thoughts, they are priceless!

@BJovanovic1987

Жыл бұрын

Inquiry: Based on your experience, can an INTJ and ISTJ have a long-lasting romantic relationship? Sincerely, a really curious INTJ.

@irecyclechildrenandthisismyjob

Жыл бұрын

@@BJovanovic1987 hmm I wonder too as a INTJ.

@somejoe7777

Жыл бұрын

@@BJovanovic1987 I cannot vouch for everyone, but my wife and I have been together 6 years and I find her as magical today as I always did. As with any pairing, there are trade-offs that each person has to accept. But I share her attraction to planning, procedures, and practicality, and she appreciates my organization and preparation for the worst-case situation. We fit very well together.

@BJovanovic1987

Жыл бұрын

@@somejoe7777 Thank you.

As an INTJ, a lot of these were incredibly accurate. There are far more instances in which I do not speak, instead of speaking, as I’ve calculated the utility derived from speaking is insufficient to justify the costs. Most of the time, my time is better spent thinking and working, often in quiet, and in solitude. Due to this calculation, when I do speak to others, it tends to be well thought out, and as a consequence the interactions I do have tend to be positive, and I present myself in a way some people find impressive, and others intimidating.

@SOULJAJOE010

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!

@lkeke35

Жыл бұрын

This! If I’ve determined that speaking something out loud is going to cost me in the long run, I’m probably going to choose silence, most. especially if I like you! Unfortunately that silence means sometimes they think you’re mad at them.

@justme8108

Жыл бұрын

I agree!

@saaythong

Жыл бұрын

Spoken like a true INTJ.

@kmbbmj5857

9 күн бұрын

Exactly. The problem with that of course is when an INTJ does choose to speak, they tend to be correct. Which leads everyone else to begin treating them like a "smart ass know it all." When the reality is you're far from a know-it-all because when you don't know, you don't speak at all.

One of the fun things about working with a bunch of XXTJs is that the IXTJs are comfortable actually voicing all their pithy commentary with no shame. I have heard all but two of these statements out loud during my time in the military. And yes, INTJs are comedic geniuses. I bring up their past arguments just to hear their devastating comebacks. -ENFP

@mojyoqueen350

Жыл бұрын

...I started to hate ENFPs slightly more. Is destroying INTJ's peace your life purpose?

@EresirThe1st

Жыл бұрын

ENFPs always know how to make us happy

@thinkofsomethingcooler

Жыл бұрын

@@mojyoqueen350 “your hatred is but a trinket to my treasure trove of lament.” Fondly, an ENFP Edit: oh, and yes. Yes it is. 😈

@FlamingCockatiel

Жыл бұрын

Good grief! How did you wind up in the military of all places?

@WSB_Common_Sense

Жыл бұрын

the ENFP x INTJ Relationship is real

"That comeback would have been great... Eight hours ago!" I've never felt more seen! 😂🤣

@EvilMeganium

Жыл бұрын

Doesnt the video say seven hours?

@heather9857

2 ай бұрын

Ditto

@user-ug2fu8mj2j

Ай бұрын

Yes same!

Actually, I have trained my mum (without her knowledge) to be able to distinguish between "I am glaring at you because you displease me" and "I am deep in thought or intently listening to you and just happen to be staring". Naturally, I did *not* train her to distinguish between the latter and "I find what you are saying thoroughly uninteresting and am thinking about something totally unrelated". I'm not sure how I would survive if she learned that secret.

@dearkristin

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Heliorhodonite

Жыл бұрын

Secret she's most likely to know already but keeps it a secret from you.

@Ohsey

Жыл бұрын

I don't think I am an INTJ, but my family still have trouble with this, lol.

@daybydaystonebystone

Жыл бұрын

As an INFJ, it’s like I have a radar for picking up on that last part - probably because I do it too😅 I just smile more often than an INTJ during those moments (probably bc of my fe wanting the person to feel heard🙃)

@sarah_socks

Жыл бұрын

@@Heliorhodonite Thank you for the nightmare fuel that I will definitely not be overthinking in every future interaction with her. That said, if she knows and doesn't alter the course of her monologue as a result of knowing... That might be even scarier, actually.

As an INTJ, I'm impressed with how accurate these thoughts are 🤣 So many thoughts I want to bring forth, but unfortunately, I must be "nice" even to those who definitely don't deserve it.

@ranekeisenkralle8265

8 ай бұрын

I hear you. But at the same time the frequency of such thoughts also puts into perspective how much of an outlier a given person is with whom we do NOT have such thoughts and instead have engaging conversations, right? I am lucky enough to have a handful of such individuals as friends and acquaintances, and I cherish each of them accordingly.

As an intj female when I do say what I’m thinking people always go “ 😮😮😮😮…what!?” 😂

@arerki09

11 ай бұрын

😮‍💨 story of my life

@user-ug2fu8mj2j

Ай бұрын

Same sister same.

@howardtreesong4860

4 күн бұрын

I'm going to say it: I would LOVE to go out one evening with a female INTJ and have a very long conversation with her. It would need to be understood that she's free to say anything she wants to, to not take offense at anything I say for fear I'm attacking her [I would not be] and I would also make sure she doesn't feel uncomfortable. It would be an entirely safe encounter. I would love to meet a mind like that one time. /Also, I'm old-school, I'll be more than happy to pay for the date so long as there would not be any hangups over the cost of things. Maybe it would work out, maybe it wouldn't. I would enjoy the occasion and it is fervently hoped she would have enjoyed herself as well.

INTJ here, before I approach people, I remember to make my face look "normal".

"Why does no one gets my humor, I'm a comedic genius" This hits home. Upon reflection, I realized that the only people that complimented my humor are my ENTJ dad and other INTJ friends. Rip

@sarahberkner

Жыл бұрын

There's something to be said for knowing your audience. Humor is subjective, and if you want people to laugh at your jokes then you'll have to say things they think are funny. I'm guessing you don't care which in that case I wouldn't be surprised that they didn't laugh.

@otterinaballgown3703

Жыл бұрын

INFJ here. I think this humor is hilarious. 😆

@lw7256

6 ай бұрын

My best friend always says that I consider myself funny is hilarious.

As an INTJ another thing to add is “DONT TAKE THINGS SO PERSONAL OTHER TYPES!!!!”

@worthyeditor

Ай бұрын

me as an intp who related to every single thing she said: dw

These are so spot on for me with a couple of exceptions. I am less annoyed that people don't follow my smart plan, than I am forced to follow other people's dumb plans.

I'm INTJ and I actually say these things. I say many of them to my boyfriend especially the first one (he's ENFJ). He gets me and I love him dearly. For those who truly understand the INTJ, these remarks will not be rude or foreign to them. This is hilarious

As an INTJ, I feel every one of these. Also, I'd like to add "If you want me to get toothpaste, you need to tell me exactly which brand and type" and "You want me to get 'some' onions? How many is some? I need numbers here." You can't plan with vague instructions.

@kmbbmj5857

9 күн бұрын

As an INTJ I love vague instructions. They give me room to ignore them and substitute my own.

@howardtreesong4860

4 күн бұрын

Spot on. I'll get you anything you want but: BE SPECIFIC! I went for bread, because buying a loaf of bread was asked for. Then I got yelled at because the unspoken understanding was that I had to buy two loaves of bread. I should have known that, you see. They shouldn't have to tell me that, it's obvious they meant two loaves of bread.

"There actually just isn't enough lifespan for me to achieve my full potential" is insanely accurate. And I mourn when I'm reminded of the thought.

I can't believe how many times I wanted the other person to shut up. Of course, I'm never gonna say it, because the possibility of going through the negative response (+ even longer rant) from that person after telling them to shut up is going to be 100x more painful.

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

Yeah, wasted energy. It's better to just walk away without saying anything.

I have an INTJ colleague and he’s got a hilarious sense of humour. Very dark and doomsday-like humour, but hilarious.

INTJ: I'm the smartest person in the room INTP: hold my book

@user-ug2fu8mj2j

Ай бұрын

I think we are tied.

@benlechner6352

Ай бұрын

@@user-ug2fu8mj2j fair enough

As an INTJ, I question my mental health frequently

@floydblandston108

8 ай бұрын

Don't, it's them.

@ranekeisenkralle8265

8 ай бұрын

@@floydblandston108 Not necessarily. Being stuck in a world full of dimwits and imbeciles can very well take a toll on one's mental health. Attrition is a thing after all. As a result I can understand that questioning. But at the same time those few people who stand out from the ...intellectually challenged crowd are precisely those who show us that hope is not entirely lost yet - and are subsequently cherished as such.

@helenalena6193

3 ай бұрын

I don't question mine. I am aware I'm slowly losing my sanity.

I knew there was another young lady that thinks exactly like my daughter!!! The posture, hair, facial expressions, comedic delivery. My daughter says to me all the time " Mom no one will get me when you are gone" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You are a sweetheart!❤

@preciousypenguino

Жыл бұрын

How does one death glare through the internet? I don't know...tis a mystery. (I see you, mom)

@mrsdewdrop9678

Жыл бұрын

@@preciousypenguino 🤣😂🤣you caught me!

@draspotnuk

Жыл бұрын

God bless your soul.

@preciousypenguino

4 ай бұрын

Oh mama... you were right. You're gone now and no one gets me the way you did. I miss you so much everyday. 💔

@hidum5779

3 ай бұрын

@@preciousypenguino wait a minute, I'm running a scenario where your mama had some fatal disease and the she's dead now.

As a INTJ, I just witnessed my whole life in 1:30 minutes 😂

So true " Imagine believing what you believe" that is the most accurate intj though ever

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

Yeah, what's it like inside their heads???????

Its incredible how well she can understand the type that is the exact opposite of her!! - enfp :)

@TL13579

Жыл бұрын

Well, INTJs and ESFPs share the same cognitive functions, just in a different order. They really aren't the exact opposites like the letters would suggest.

@loveablestranger

Жыл бұрын

@@TL13579 i know, but they are still her least - used cognitive functions.

@draspotnuk

Жыл бұрын

Opposites attract, I bet she’s madly in love with one now. But nobody knows Kristen has a little crazy in her and it scares him away. Her INTJ is spent disaster planning all his life and when Kristen enters his life it’s like the consolidation of disasters that tends to bleed into every disaster plan. An inevitable horizon event. It’s kind of a cute love story if you ask me.

@loveablestranger

Жыл бұрын

@@draspotnuk 😂😂😂

@Hypatia350

Жыл бұрын

It shows just how perceptive Kristin is in relation to personality type (and how underrated ESFPs are in general).

I feel that Kristin was an INTJ in a previous life.

@1:01: "Why would I listen to your feelings when I could just give myself 1,000 paper cuts and pour salt and lemon juice into them? Seems more productive." 🤣🤣🤣

The “humanity is going to burn” is me. Another one is “we’re all slowly dying as we speak;we don’t know when it’s going to happen but we’re constantly inching closer and closer with each passing second” when discussing death.

No matter how stereotyped or satiric (as the description says) this is supposed to be, I have never felt a more accurate description of my day-to-day thoughts. Recently, I've begun to express my thoughts more, and the mannerisms and everything, just...it was on point.

All my INTJ friends say stuff like this literally all the dang time. I’m not hurt, I’m okay 😃

@johnknight9150

Жыл бұрын

INFP? ENFP?

@tillyyyyy3277

Жыл бұрын

@@johnknight9150 INFP heheh

@johnknight9150

Жыл бұрын

@@tillyyyyy3277 When the zombie apocalypse breaks out, don't worry, we've got your back. There's a special place in the bunker for you.

@CH1K3N99

Жыл бұрын

I think you forgot this: 🥲

@tillyyyyy3277

Жыл бұрын

@@CH1K3N99 I was literally just about to reply to him with that 😂

"you should be more receptive of my honest feedback because no one else will tell you the truth like i do"

So INTJ's are basically the little voice in my head after I've sat through 8 hours of statistics lectures and lost all hope for myself and humanity - ENTP

@bestgrill9647

10 ай бұрын

How does learning about expected values and wilks' theorem cause that?

Intj are so smart. We could learn a lot from them

Why can’t people just fallow my planes exactly as I have imagined them? I’m the one who knows whats best. Da! 😂 100% Kristin your spot on! -INTJ

How am I meant to achieve my potential as a great revolutionary leader when all the people that I've been given to lead are stupid? Been there.

"So many of you are so lucky I am not a murderer. Keep trying though"

I have said multiple times to my INTJ friend to tell me if I'm bothering them and they refuse to tell me that even after going on a random tangent for 10 minutes. Sometimes I need this kind of brutality in life to come back down to Earth but they refuse to do so. I implore INTJs to speak their mind more even if it might come out a bit rude.

@roughrosa

Ай бұрын

Sad to say, most people can’t handle INTJ’s truth, logic and observation. INTJ often would weigh if telling is the best option or letting them make the mistake themselves to learn is better.

In my head I say, pretty often "I remember that conversation. Word for word. Here is what was said..." Quoting people in the military pissed people off, but it also made people leave me alone. Win.

"Humanity is just going to burn. It is inevitable. " and "It's such a burden being this intelligent." pretty much says it.

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

I keep saying that in the comments about politics. I don't know why people can't see it. It's obvious.

This is NOT satire. - INTJ

Imagine if the world had slightly more INTJs.. so much better.

@icingcake

8 ай бұрын

Nah. If people were less stupid, that would be better.

1:03 so harsh and also correct

@restlessmosaic

Жыл бұрын

Needs a "good luck with that" somewhere.

INFJ’s could relate to many of theses. Ni getting annoyed with everyone around them.

To be fair, "Please don't procreate" is an good piece of advice a LOT of people need to hear and follow.

@JosiahRitchie

2 ай бұрын

Well, there is the problem of needing a certain population level to maintain technological capability. I'd be fine not advancing, but failing to accomplish mining for ores that result in making modernity possible like pipes for flushing toilets seems like a bad trajectory for humanity. Lack of procreation of non-INTJs would fail to maintain critical mass in a generation. The lost knowledge in the trades would result in a serious struggle to recover.

I applaud any INTJ out there speaking these thoughts rn. You're better than me. -Your warm, robotic friend, INTP. Edit: There's a reason we get along so well... Remember that.

I see potential for a new series!

I have literally had almost every single one of these thoughts, but could not bring myself to feel guilty for any of them.

Lol, looks like this INTJ has some anger issues. I understand though, I have a hard time having patience with stupid people too.

I am an INTP, usually chill, but when I am grumpy I have so many of these thoughts….starting to think that maybe I have an INTJ Gremlin living inside of my brain…..as perhaps…do we all…..O-o 🤯 PS: Except tbh when my particular INTJ gremlin manifests itself, it does not leave me sitting there thinking that I am particularly smart, so much as wishing that people were significantly more enthusiastic about using their brains. 😑🚩 Like…I truly believe they could…if they just….tried……

@JackyVSO

Жыл бұрын

I'd never feel that sure of myself. Absence of self-doubt removes the incentive to keep learning. That's why we're smarter than INTJs and why we'll never make anything of it. We never stop and say "okay, I know all I need to know about this now."

@Cybrogue1

Жыл бұрын

@@JackyVSO Very true….and honestly I think it is quite valuable to maintain a sense of humility when it comes to acknowledging what you don’t know. Side note: For a long time that held me back from feeling I could be that confident in anything, to the degree that it absolutely did keep me from ‘making anything of it’ as you said, but over time I learned that you can cultivate enough confidence in what you *do* know to be productive with it, without sacrificing the reality that you don’t know everything. This may not be true of others, but for me what helped is learning to accept the risk that I might make a mistake or fail since I don’t have all the information…and then moving forward anyway. A degree of self-doubt is always there, but I think of that as being an asset rather than a liability. It helps you to acknowledge mistakes and to be more adaptable when you need to adjust your approach to something. It takes time, but INTP’s (like any type, really) can be quite successful when we learn to overcome our weaknesses.

@johnknight9150

Жыл бұрын

@@JackyVSO This is more of a caricature or exaggeration. I can't speak for all of us, but very often I feel like the dumbest person in the room. Unless that room is full of people watching the Kardashians, then the above in the video applies. If the room were full of INTPs and ISTPs, I might feel like the dumbest person in the room again. Although when my INTP brother went down the conspiracy theory anti-vax rabbit hole.... *all of the above* applies!🤦‍♂

@JackyVSO

Жыл бұрын

@@johnknight9150 glad to hear that. In response to the other comment as well: fortunately, we can work to overcome those flaws we might tend towards because of our personality types. And John, very sorry about my fallen INTP brother! It's a good reminder that no one is safe from conspiracy thinking. We must stand guard over our intellectual humility at all times.

@johnknight9150

Жыл бұрын

@@JackyVSO Thank you for that. I think the danger of Te is dismissive arrogance and premature action, whereas Ti has the danger of the person getting trapped in faulty internal logic, without checking for external validity. Ti + cognitive biases -- especially confirmation bias -- can be a very dangerous thing.

Spot on! As a INTJ myself I am afraid I have actually said several things just like that to co-workers and managers, as I never been reluctant to speak up and never had much a filter on my thoughts before they came out in speech and writing. Several managers have had ”serious talks” with me about how I sometimes actually scare co-workers. They always understood I never did it out of malice and it therefore never resulted in any ”disciplinary actions”, but I figured it was best for me to ”retire early” anyway. As an INTJ, I thrieve alone with my cat anyway.

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

Cats are so much smarter and more reasonable than humans.

As an INFJ who works very closely with an INTJ, I literally know when they’re having these thoughts. Consequently, I’ve grown to become their fave in the office. 😄

@tylersoto7465

3 ай бұрын

Man y'all guys are lucky . I wish I had an INTJ friend . I'm happy for you.

You've asked me an extremely vague question that requires me to go into the origin story of like five different concepts, so either we don't talk about it, or you pull up a chair for three hours. How is this so true!

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

It's a gift.

@user-ug2fu8mj2j

10 күн бұрын

@@neilreynolds3858 Yes it is.

Imma tell you right now, As an INTJ, I have actually said some of these things out loud! Big mistake! People do not like that!!! 😂😂😂

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

People take things so personally.

I am using this video as stress release. When someone pisses me off, I go here and listen to all these things smiling 🙂

“Please don’t procreate” 😂😂😂

I'm genuinely shocked there were no moustaches in this video.

Sometimes I end up cracking and calling everyone in the room an idiot because they don't do the simplest thing I told them to do correctly.

@arerki09

11 ай бұрын

😮‍💨 Story of my life

My brother is an INTJ and he voices his thoughts out loud with me (and my younger sister) and they're absolutely hilarious 😭

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

I got a girlfriend that way. She heard me muttering under my breath and thought it was hilarious. We were together for 25 years.

Omg, I have literally thought multiple times, “There isn’t enough lifetime for me to achieve my full potential”. LMAO!

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

I figured that out when I was about 7. Why is everybody around me wasting so much of their life on trivia?

Dear ENTP If we said our thoughts out loud, the world would be burning at this very moment (not that thats a bad thing). -Sincerely INTJ

🤣 You pegged it. I think those exact phrases every day...... After too many years, I finally started digging into my INTJ. So glad to finally discover that there are other people in the world that are probably as smart as me. Yes, tomorrow, after thinking about this post all night, I will have thought of something clever I should have posted here. Oh well, I'll have to subscribe and try again.

I'm an ESTJ and think like an INTJ when it comes to school. 1. It surprises me that people go to college with no plan 2. I was one of the smartest people in my class which is not a good sign because I'm not THAT smart. 3. I think a traditional school system is inefficient and homeschooling is a better fit for some people. 4. Kids should be taught to think for themselves in school but they're often not. Occasionally (not very often) my college professors would say things that were clearly wrong and the other students would just take it in without thinking about it.

@allesdurchprobiert

8 ай бұрын

Totally relatable! ❤ Im an INTJ and I never thought I was extraordinarily smart. I thought I was average and it just frustrated me when others weren't even that. Because "stupidity" leads to problems, and problems lead to suffering. And I hate to suffer. And because I have empathy (believe it or not 😅) and a huge sense of justice, I also don't want other innocent people to suffer for no good reason. So I "hate" stupid people. They seem like egoistic careless sadists to me.

@neilreynolds3858

10 күн бұрын

People are sheep.

The intjs I know say this stuff aloud.

As an INTJ, I can absolutely affirm 100% that interacting with the rest of society is an absolutely exhausting experience. From the second I exit my door in the morning, to the second I return, I can literally feel my energy draining from my brain and soul.

Plot twist: Kristin knows all this because this is the monologue in her head when she dips into Ni. The same way that us INTJs turn into ESFPs if we drink a little at parties where we actually know people.

@Tomjrf

Жыл бұрын

This is sooo true, my fellow brother-in-arm 🙂

@allesdurchprobiert

8 ай бұрын

Oh yes! Alcohol is like a magic potion 😂

@ranekeisenkralle8265

8 ай бұрын

@@allesdurchprobiert not a magic potion. A solvent. Especially for bank accounts, relationships and brain cells. It reliably dissolves all three of those if you aren't careful.

I was waiting for the word "stupid" to come up ... And there it was, twice! 😂 My inner monologue sometimes seems to just consist of sentences containing the word "stupid" 🤣

@pyrrhicknight6994

Жыл бұрын

Same, although only when my patience level is below a 6 or 7. Above a 7, a few of my words are "dumb@$$", moron, and "f--ktard".

I don't need an INTJ to speak their thoughts. I already say these things to people's faces 😍

@N0URii

Жыл бұрын

Yea entj basically speaks out loud everything on their thought

@allesdurchprobiert

8 ай бұрын

Then it's autism 😂 jk

Oh, god "How am I meant to achieve my potential as a great revolutionary leader when all the people I'm given to lead are stupid!"....lmmmmaaaoo, jesus christ I think this so often. Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

Had all of those thoughts... here's a recurrent one "let's hope for Darwin's natural selection here..." in true mean INTJ fashion lol

Lovely! This reminded me of April from Parks and Recreation. INTJs, keep it up! You are doing it right! Love this! - ENFP-A

Yup, this is pretty accurate. Except I expect stupidity from people and try not to notice it.

It's embarrassing how close this hits home. I don't consider myself to be all that intelligent but when you see people struggling with ideas that are so incredibly basic and you see them plodding towards the inevitable conclusion, it becomes really tempting to start to have opinions about oneself.

These are basically the thoughts I have at every family gathering.

Well done! Ik it’s exaggerated, but the intellectual narcissism is painfully accurate and I love it. 😁 -INTP

@ranekeisenkralle8265

8 ай бұрын

I am loath to use the word narcissism here. Because Narciss was in love with an image (of himself), something that isn't real. But INTJ's have a tendency to be pretty accurate in their assessments - because they are not overmuch hampered by emotions. If they held those high opinions of themselves in spite of being wrong more often than not, then yes, you might be correct. but by all accounts that isn't the case all that often.

@hidum5779

3 ай бұрын

@@ranekeisenkralle8265 It's not that deep bro, just saying.

Exactly the thoughts that go through my intj head.. Plus one more.. "Why can't you understand?"

Is it just me or half of these are also appliable to INTP? Like the perfect comeback 7 hours later and the extremely inappropriate sense of humor.

@Lacter12

Жыл бұрын

both NTs are a bit nerdy and have that humor. INTJ struggles less with people than the INTP though (T and F higher up). And the INTP struggles less with dealing with chaos than the INTJ (N and S higher up)

@m.oniker8989

Жыл бұрын

I just commented above that pretty much ALL of those comments are spot on for me, an INTP. I've said a few. But I agree with what @Lacter said, in that I think INTPs actually care more about what people think (Fe) about us, and we try not to be so awkward, and get puzzled when we inevitably are awkward...

@m.oniker8989

Жыл бұрын

@@Lacter12 Depends on how you define chaos. :) (INTP response)

@Lacter12

Жыл бұрын

@@m.oniker8989 things, the printer, the phone froze, internet went off while at work, freaking out about things being new like frank james being bothered with the new gmail layout. having built up a refined view of the world meanwhile the world being incovenient and changing, being forced to update your info. the IxxJ struggle is pretty much that. I don't relate to it much, I get bothered sure and I don't let it build up to a tidal wave because i'm refusing to adapt to a new way. eventually the world will force you to anyway.

@m.oniker8989

Жыл бұрын

@@Lacter12 I will buy that definition! :)

This is hilariously relatable for me, thanks for the content

That's her! That's my wife. INTJ.

I'm an INTJ and can confirm this is accurate. I have had all of these thoughts. Many of them reoccur on a regular basis.

"I'm the most intelligent person in this house" That HIT me hard! I always have that thought everyday

ENTJ as well this is literally me

@user-mc5vy2vk5n

Жыл бұрын

ENTJs often say what INTJs only think, but usually don't voice (unless we are really comfortable around someone, then we share these thoughts).

@SOULJAJOE010

Жыл бұрын

@@user-mc5vy2vk5n I absolutely agree, I wonder all the time what life would be like if Te was first and Ni second. Sigh, the previous sentence in and of itself is an example. Idk if it is possible to be an extrovert in terms of me 'enjoying'(not to be confused for competency, for those that are not xxTJs reading this, a lot of us are acting and entertaining) speaking to strangers but meh, I might give it some try.

I'm an INFJ, though I definitely can relate on some of the statements for myself. (For a long while I thought I was an INTJ, until accepted the fact I'm an INFJ.) I would be intrigued to see an INFJ version of this video concept from Kristen.

@figs449

Жыл бұрын

Same here!

@kyurei4478

Жыл бұрын

Same but I think it would be insanely rude. Even worst than that, with a pinch of condescension.

@RK-Green

Жыл бұрын

@@kyurei4478 let's be real, our thoughts are rude. Then they point out how rude they specifically are to make us feel like we are bad people

@kyurei4478

Жыл бұрын

@@RK-Green True and that's so hypocritical because we're always trying to restrain ourselves and avoid saying it as much as possible because we don't want to. But the thing is, it's not even exaggerated, it's just pure harsh cold facts about people's privacy, and that's why it hurts so much I think. And since our kind Fe function is always trying to supress it, when we reach the point where it comes out anyway, it's when people are just mean and unbearable, even for Fe. So it lets the storm that they caused themselves unleash.

Ehmm... Wow... I eh.. Yes... Wow... I won't tell people I'm INTJ anymore because they are getting to know too much about me

"why can't people just listen and follow my plans just as I imagined them." I find myself frustrated at this all the friggin time. It's factually true that I produce excellent results. I have focused on one thing day and night for 5 days, going through iterative cases for the most probable path to achieve the goal, and I tell the team what to do. They go into question mode and see "issues". Then I realize that I'm going to have to recount details for 2 hours, or maybe I just keep my mouth shut.