"And I can't make people drive the right way in the Wal-Mart parking lot'. Well we weren't expecting miracles.

@hihu7200

4 жыл бұрын

I am guilty of that at times.

@babs4970

4 жыл бұрын

@@hihu7200 ,😄 I think we all are!!

@michaelglover2871

4 жыл бұрын

Best yet is when people drive through parking lots diagonally, blaring on their horn like they have the right of way

@babs4970

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelglover2871 😂...so true.

@martok2112

4 жыл бұрын

Also. I absolutley cannot make people use their turn signals in Louisiana. That's s human nature thing.... always get bad results with those.

"You can fly anywhere you want, but you've gotta go through Atlanta first" that is hilariously accurate.

@wendyannh

Жыл бұрын

Right? I totally laughed out loud at that one.

@mikejankowski6321

Жыл бұрын

@@wendyannhSame here!

@grim_2000

Жыл бұрын

I live on West coast, my father lives in Florida. Guess where the layovers are, when I'm flying there. Yep, it's Atlanta, Dallas & Charlotte ~95% of the time.

@tschriv

Жыл бұрын

I flew from Kansas City to Nashville once. Via Atlanta. I asked the attendant if I could just use a parachute as we were flying OVER Nashville.

@burkhartonline

Жыл бұрын

Years ago I was looking to use Amtrak to travel from MS to Dallas, TX. They said I'd have to leave Jackson and go to Atlanta, then up to Chicago (no direct service to Dallas from Atlanta), and then go to Dallas. And the price was amazing. I flew. It was cheaper. But I STILL had to go to Atlanta first.

The trick with southern genies is you've gotta make southern wishes like: "I wish that every beer I touch turned ice cold instantly." "I wish that diesel would always be $2 cheaper than regular gasoline at every gas station I visit." "I wish that there were no taxes on cigarettes."

@normacook8325

2 жыл бұрын

🏆 ^^^

@nathanstultz3434

2 жыл бұрын

I wish that bugs would stop bothering me when I'm trying to get shit done out around the house.

@CadetGriffin

2 жыл бұрын

In that case, bugs won't stop bothering you until you try to leave actual poop around your house. Genies always take metaphors incorrectly, so leave them out of your wishes.

@maxrequisite

2 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to raise gas prices by two dollars

@lordthennek2045

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxrequisite thats what I thought

"Shop at Publix without coupons." As a native Floridian, I'm dyin'.

@ajax1137

4 жыл бұрын

@densch123 it was the Wegman's of its day.

@tidefanyankee2428

2 жыл бұрын

"Tennessee winning the national championship"....as an SEC fan, I'm dyin'. Oh, and ah ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

@jonesq63

2 жыл бұрын

As somebody who shopped Publix, I know. That was funny

@sippinonorphantearz_

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂I had to replay that part. I sometimes casually talk about Publix to people in other states and I get the weirdest looks. Me and my family call it the “pub”

@Lopal12

Жыл бұрын

more like not shoping on wednesday (buy one get one free day)

Rookie mistake. She didn't ask to be able to fly AND land.

@topazcube4123

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t need to land, just to fly really close to the ground.

@84Tacos

4 жыл бұрын

@@topazcube4123 LMFAO

@coolpotato367

4 жыл бұрын

@@topazcube4123 true that

@denisemayosky1955

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed when he told her "You have to go through Atlanta!"

@scottmantooth8785

4 жыл бұрын

@@topazcube4123 *the trick (or knack) of flying is actually quite simple...you fall towards the ground...and miss*

Love how it's a gravy boat instead of a lamp

@SpiritHawk7

4 жыл бұрын

It looks better too.

@scottmantooth8785

4 жыл бұрын

*inspired by actual events around the dinner table obviously*

@BusterBuizel

4 жыл бұрын

There’s another settlement that needs your help! Here, I’ll mark it in your map.

@peculiarlamp

4 жыл бұрын

* Sad Lamp noise *

@marmac2768

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, the one household item that can literally be found in EVERY garage/yard sale!!! And, in every wedding!!

As an airline employee, I had a deep belly laugh at the part about flying through Atlanta. Caught me completely off guard. Good show.

@dalethelander3781

3 жыл бұрын

If you're up north, it's Philadelphia.

@marksheiman1538

2 ай бұрын

@@dalethelander3781 or Newark. Don't forget IAD for United.

@marksheiman1538

2 ай бұрын

@@dalethelander3781 or Newark, Kennedy,or Dulles.

When he said he wished Tennessee would win a national championship, I busted out laughing. As a Vols fan, I feel the pain, humor, and frustration in that joke, lol.

@jillthornton5512

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! 🤣

Me: I wish I didn't have allergies during pollen season. Genie: actually, I can't do that either.

@Stevarooni

4 жыл бұрын

Lifetime supply of Mucinex. 😁

@TanyaJo

4 жыл бұрын

K J exactly

@jyow-xe7pw

4 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain.... Mine are so bad that people thought I had the flu before

@elaine212kitten

4 жыл бұрын

If I could tap that thumbs up more than once I would

@KimberlyGreen

4 жыл бұрын

_That_ deserves a " So True Y'all! "

If you can't make people drive the right direction at Wal-Mart then this interaction is pointless.

@paulymac5513

4 жыл бұрын

Dang! That was my first wish.

@jculver1674

4 жыл бұрын

Some things are beyond even a genie's power.

@jettahammond2916

4 жыл бұрын

Right lol 😂

@SheepdogSmokey

4 жыл бұрын

Chewable Jim that’s why the rich thing is “can avoid Walmart forever rich”

@Peridoe24

4 жыл бұрын

Omg! Truth

That is the North Southern Genie,as it comes from a gravy boat,the Central Southern genie uses a well seasoned cast iron skillet,and the most southern,the Alabama genie,which comes out of a deep fried.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

But which southern genie will give me grits and hominy?

@bassguitarislife3419

2 жыл бұрын

Texan Genie comes out of a Barrel Grill.

@phantommangagirl

2 жыл бұрын

Just rub any palm tree to activate a Florida genie.

@devintompkins9626

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantommangagirl nah if u want a fl genie u gotta run a gators belly

@pigeonstew

2 жыл бұрын

Which southern genie would give me free sweet tea forever

"....add burlpa bows, monogram, and chevron stripes." Truer words have never been spoken.

@margaretgarana911

Жыл бұрын

My door now

@cgamejewels

Жыл бұрын

besides the line that Vaporub never goes bad. It really doesn't.

I knew the flying through atlanta part had to be coming when she wished that 😄

@TheBudgetTraveller786

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought she was going to be put on a Southwest plane tbh

@charmedlilsis1

3 жыл бұрын

What is up with that? I was flying to TX from MS but plane went to ATL before I could catch a connecting flight back west to TX. 🤷🏾‍♀️

@dalethelander3781

3 жыл бұрын

Been through Atlanta Hartsfield. Nightmares are made in that airport.

@Chris_Troxler

3 жыл бұрын

Oof... Atlanta.😬

@kathmandoozle

3 жыл бұрын

@@charmedlilsis1 Atlanta is the main Delta hub

“You have to go through Atlanta” 😂😂😂

@luketucker5835

4 жыл бұрын

she'll never get there

@tkmiller_author

4 жыл бұрын

If that ain't the God's honest TRUTH!

@theperfectmix2

4 жыл бұрын

Hartsfield-Jackson, Busiest airport in the world

@skai5020

4 жыл бұрын

*cries in Georgian*

@jerrykinnin7941

4 жыл бұрын

He could have said Dallas or O'hare. But that would be cruel. Try driving from The Costco DC on I85 Fairbourn to trader Joe's DC off GA 400 in 1hr. At 300 PM any day. Atlanta. I couldn't do it either.

"I thought genies were blue" He's southern, he's be red.

@Klaaism

4 жыл бұрын

"That is a hurtful stereotype..."

@MommaRaver

4 жыл бұрын

Xersys | True, but Camo is also accurate 🦆🐗

@razenburn

4 жыл бұрын

Purple these days actually

@brinley45cal

4 жыл бұрын

Oh definitely Kentucky blue. She was right the first time.

@jdeang3531

3 жыл бұрын

Consider they promise one thing but deliver the opposite, yeah blue.

“I wish Tennessee football would win the national championship.” “What wrong with you get out of here” Lol

@unbrysonabletga6017

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I am a vol for life and I think this is funny

@chaoscreature

3 жыл бұрын

Nana ftw

@somecrazyveteran

3 жыл бұрын

@@unbrysonabletga6017 dude I couldn’t stop laughing over that line, hope the next UT football coach gets things in order and the Vols win more than 3 or 4 games next season

@unbrysonabletga6017

3 жыл бұрын

@@somecrazyveteran I know, glad we fired Jeremy pruitt

@somecrazyveteran

3 жыл бұрын

@@unbrysonabletga6017 dude same, and I can’t wait to see Bailey be the starter since Jarrett “I throw interceptions for fun” guarantano transferred from Tennessee

"oh that's a lie, that stuff never goes bad"...according to my granny you are 100% correct, I swear she had some original "Richardson-Vicks VapoRub" from the 1920s in her medicine cabinet. Probably passed down to her from her mother.

@NeonAnt

4 жыл бұрын

Right!

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@singingtick

4 жыл бұрын

Mine never last long enough to expire.

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

ATesia E yeah... I get that

@rachelball1174

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Mine too.

I've played enough D&D to know that anytime you are dealing with wishes from a Genie, expect that the Genie will monkeypaw the wishes badly. You need a lawyer to deal with a Genie.

@TheCumberCoIlective

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely. You need to write down the exact parameters of the wish and go through several proofreads and rewrites to make sure things don't go wrong

@CeltKnight

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCumberCoIlective - AND roll really high on a Persuasion check AND an Insight check! 🤓

@Heartwing37

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! My first wish is that he gets back in the gravy boat and doesn’t screw up my life! 😂 I’ll figure things out myself....

@WWZenaDo

4 жыл бұрын

So, wishing for the world's best lawyer would be the first wish? Whoops! Forgot to add, the world's best lawyer, *PRO* *BONO* ...

@jackielinde7568

4 жыл бұрын

@@WWZenaDo If I were your DM, I'd grant that wish... by making the bones of Thomas Jefferson (Or one of the other founding fathers who worked on both the US and a few state constitutions) appear in front of you. Oh, and by the way, you're not supposed to have his bones, so good luck with the cops.

Genie Matt looks at gravy boat: "Gotta figure out how to get back in here..." LOL! Great ending!

@melodyclark4347

4 жыл бұрын

He has to go thru Atlanta first 😊.

@WWZenaDo

4 жыл бұрын

@@melodyclark4347 HAW! Best damn comment I've seen on here!

@chewbacca4778

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he'd go back in when the guy rubbed it. But Melody Clark has the right response. Lol.

Genies and Jin have been tricksters since the beginning It was children story's that changed it around slightly over the many years of storytelling. In fact, the moral of the story was always "be careful what you wish for". Gradually changed to the wisher getting what they wished for with no mishaps other than the deceit that came with the wishes, pretty much "be happy with what you have" became the message. Strange isn't it? This skit was pretty damn funny though!!!! 😂🤣

@Ifyernotawakeyet

4 жыл бұрын

Adrienne RB See movie Wishmaster. Looks pretty true to life to me.

@dalethelander3781

3 жыл бұрын

*Djinn

@hadibendakji3858

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes... I really wanna give a like but I can't ruin this.

Just getting my taxes💰 back rich 🤔or being able to shop at Publix without coupons rich😂🤣😂🤣

@Bagheera23608

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly y'all don't have Ingles....

@polypolar715

4 жыл бұрын

Pamshairexpo but those BOGOs are too good to pass up tho

@angelasaunders3558

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄

@bryanmartinez6600

4 жыл бұрын

I shop at bed bath and beyond without coupons

@LamesWivams

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryanmartinez6600 That's madness!

Matt's the best genie since Robin Williams.

@NoName-ce4we

4 жыл бұрын

And definitely better than Will Smith. 🙄

@Praise___YaH

4 жыл бұрын

YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@picklerick4193

4 жыл бұрын

*HEY* Calm down

@deepsleep7822

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH : I respect your right to give praise, but you're a little off thread here partner.

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

@@deepsleep7822 Since jesus and the jesus story is the LIE of “THOSE” from Israel, who translated the Hebrew into the English Bible, to deceive you and deny you Salvation, and “THEY” swore an OATH to do so, and what I shared PROVES that, but you get back to your “video”, I’m sure the “video” is way more important than Salvation

The fact that it's a gravy boat just made my day. How perfectly southern!

"Does Paula Dean soak her dentures in butter?" lmfao. I just found my new catchphrase.

Lady :I wish I could fly. Genie: "poof" here you are (hands over a stack of paperwork ) here's your pilots license, 25,000 flight hours and type certification for every aircraft type in the world including fighter jets...and I threw in that you're a good pilot too.

@SpiritHawk7

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSS! I'd take that any day, plus exempt to all costs and fees.

@silviasanchez648

4 жыл бұрын

That would actually make me so happy...

@orlock20

4 жыл бұрын

It's the South. The common method of flying is launching a vehicle off a ramp, letting go of a swing rope or taking meth.

@CM-ve1bz

4 жыл бұрын

Babbette Duboise She should consider herself lucky he didn't put her in a plane being flown by Harrison Ford.

@orlock20

4 жыл бұрын

@@GaryOfPallet You should watch more Dukes of Hazzard, Smokey and the Bandit and Monster Truck rallys.

🤣😂 I traveled for work for years. I used to say, "If you died and went to hell, you would have to go through Atlanta first 😄😂

@insertfemaleusername

4 жыл бұрын

Or DFW

@julierauthshaw8556

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, before I moved to Florida, I had my first chicken fried steak at the airport in Atlanta. Been loving it ever since....

@MommaRaver

4 жыл бұрын

O’Hare was always a nightmare.

@alphagt62

4 жыл бұрын

MommaYo O’Hare is crazy big! It’s too big! I landed there on my way to Spokane and had an hour lay over, so I got on the motorized sidewalk and rode it for 30 minutes, had to get on the other way and go back to catch my flight, and I never even made it to the corner of the building! It could take many hours to go from one end of that building to the other, maybe days! even on the motorized sidewalk!

@MommaRaver

4 жыл бұрын

alphagt62 | I feel ya ~ try (and failing) getting from one end of that nightmare to the other with 3 kids after your flight was late landing, and you only have minutes to catch your connection. THAT airport was always a big downer on any vacation. A few times they held the plane and put us on a cart with the driver speeding thru thru the airport and us hanging on for dear life 😳

"I can't make everyone drive the right direction in the walmart parking lot." People had to have wished for that before and i love it.

I’m from the south of England and I’ve been binging on this all day. (Am I supposed to finish this sentence with a y’all ??)

@masonpyle5929

3 жыл бұрын

No y’all is a mixture between you and all. Being from Florida (well the South in general) y’all is used by almost everyone. Same thing with the word ain’t (which is like isn’t or aren’t)

@thedrunkmonk8386

3 жыл бұрын

You could use Y'all as kind of an exclamation us all, sure. The beauty of it is that you don't have to ask. If you're wrong and someone calls you on it, then you just tell them "Bless your heart" and all's good.

“ I definitely didn’t rub it. “-😂

@candicestevens2389

4 жыл бұрын

Wow you should have rubbed it you're cute!

@kevinm.8682

3 жыл бұрын

Every woman I date claims that....

@medexamtoolsdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

He should have said "well ok since you definitely didn't rub it I won't be granting any wishes for you".

"Ok, that is actually a very hurtful stereotype." ROTFL

I love how fugally and tacky those door things are but people still buy them 😂

Fantastic. You all have saved my wife and I from stop drinking sweet tea!

"I can't make everybody drive the right direction, in a Walmart parking lot." Should've added, or stop 'those people', using up more than one space in the lot either.

@matthew8153

4 жыл бұрын

john morgan I guess he can’t make people use buggy collectors either.

@mikeries8549

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me but when you're towing a boat that's packed full of dead snow geese it takes two spots to park.

@johnmorgan1629

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeries8549 Even harder if their still alive, flapping their wings and blocking your view.

@saggitariuspotato2043

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in Arkansas, and I wish the people from Texas would slow the hell down. They speed while its pouring down.

@markcarpenter6020

3 жыл бұрын

I would just ask that he make the folks driving big arse pick ups actually know how to drive and park them.

"Does Paula Deen soak her dentures in butter?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yukimaruzam

3 жыл бұрын

I rewound that line three times because it was so awesome

@Kara_Kay_Eschel

3 жыл бұрын

If something that need a bit of taste, I mentioned that ths needs to be Paula Deened a bit. Or if it is too buttery I would say "you paula deened this to much"

@Kattywagon29

2 жыл бұрын

underrated line

@anonygent

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand a word of that line, so thanks for the quote.

“I cannot make people drive the right direction in the Walmart parking lot.” ❤️ it!!

That wasn't nearly as bad as the vagueness of those wishes could have allowed for.

The Genie of the Gravy Boat. I love it.

"But you have to go through Atlanta." :>

@RamonaFlowerz

4 жыл бұрын

👀🤣

Genie: Oh, uhh, you can fly wherever you want, but you gotta go through Atlanta first." Classic!

“I can’t make everyone drive in the right direction in the Walmart parking lot!!!!” Best line ever!

"Lord have mercy...calm down!!!" 😂😂😂 I died!!!!!

The part about Vick's vaporub never going bad is true. Lasts forever. We have a tin of Watkins ointment that's 40 years old and is still good.

@fourpreps

4 жыл бұрын

My mother had an empty jar of Vapo Rub in the medicine cabinet for years. I think she's still got it.

@inconnu4961

2 жыл бұрын

Are you SURE its still good? Taste it! if it has an off flavor, you know its starting to go bad! You're welcome!

Had a good laugh.. thanks.... I remember first time working in Elkhart indiana and seeing every weekend garage sale, but nothing on the yard. One day, I asked about the garage sale, he said it’s inside, we don’t put our stuff on the lawn its to cold.. Yes it was 23 degrees... Downey California

The genie wearing camo is one of the best parts.

Who else thinks Matt would be fun at parties? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ChoseDeath

Жыл бұрын

Lord yes, I bet he and his wife are a hoot and a half.

Door hangers could have just been replaced with a patent on monogrammed towels

@harlemslut

3 жыл бұрын

Or hand build front yard wood wishing wells🧞‍♂️

@feather314

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew Jones Very true

This entire sketch is pure gold. Every line immaculate

This is one of the best acting and editing jobs you’ve guys have ever produced. And you’ve produced some very entertaining shorts.

"I can't make everybody drive the same direction in the WalMart parking lot..." Yeah, who can?

@gholland5840

4 жыл бұрын

A few landmines?

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

For real

I KNEW he was gonna be the genie! 😂

@bwpeterson2780

4 жыл бұрын

Lol me too.

@bwpeterson2780

4 жыл бұрын

Leandro Aude agreed

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

He was perfect for the role😂

@bwpeterson2780

4 жыл бұрын

C Summerlin gotta love matt

"Everyone has to fly through Atlanta first"! LOL!!!!

"Does Paula Deen soak her dentures in butter" I'm f'n dead right there!

The VapoRub got me! I have a container next to my bed right now😂

@Meela234

4 жыл бұрын

Me too and I haven't been sick in awhile lol. Gotta stay ready.

As someone who lives just outside of Knoxville I support that last wish.

@Ghostwalker2061

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@someonetn7813

4 жыл бұрын

🧡🧡🧡

@2HRTS1LOVE

4 жыл бұрын

Genies do wishes, not miracles, lol!

@nathanfrazier8525

4 жыл бұрын

Farragut area! And yes I with that last wish.

@thecomorbiditycurator8018

4 жыл бұрын

Been in Knoxville my whole life. Born at UTMC. Went to UT. So did my mother and her father. I'm even making my service dog a "Service Vol" checkerboard vest for game days. I fully support that last wish as well. GB🍊

As someone who lives in Tennessee the last wish makes me hysterical

Lol 😂 I love how he picks and chooses what wishes he grants to his masters.

Thanks for the laugh today. It is much needed. God Bless y'all!

“But you gotta go through Atlanta first” 😂

I live in Florida. Your videos tempt me to move to the real south, find a lovely, Southern man, & some real Southern friends!😁

I live in Tennessee and he’s so right. Those door hangers are everywhere. We wouldn’t know what season or holiday it was if it weren’t for those 😂

The Walmart line was priceless lol

Matt is hilarious lol

Tennessee Football, National Championship! Hahaha! Love it

I used to love watching this channel ,and now that I saw it again, I love it just the same.

Matt is my all time favorite on these sketches.

I love your videos in general but this one was particularly funny! I loved the bit about the door hangers. You got me!

@jawjagrrl

4 жыл бұрын

My husband is forever grateful that he somehow married a native Southerner that doesn't do monograms, chevrons or door signs 🤣 he also never gets sweet tea (never liked), so there's a tradeoff for everything.

I'm still waiting for them to bring in the Hybrid, aka the midwesterner from Missouri. We grew up with just enough of the south to know what it's like and just enough of the north to wish we were southern.

@mwater_moon2865

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Cape Girardeau (in the boot heel of MO) and when we moved to Mississippi, I was a "Damn Yankee" for rooting for the Cardinals and not the Braves. When Bill Clinton was running for president and they keep calling him a "Southern governor" all my classmates were like "What?!? but ARKANSAS isn't the SOUTH!" "Southern" was Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, maybe the Carolinas, but not Florida, and no way in HELL Missouri. If you didn't secede there was no hope for you being Southern, and the deeper in the South you are, the lower the Southern states. But that's true all over, where you live tends to skew where the regional boundaries are. When I lived in MO, Kansas and Nebraska were Midwestern, (as was IL and IN but Ohio wasn't), Meanwhile, when we lived in Indiana, the locals told me Missouri wasn't "really" in the Midwest or it "Barely was", and Kansas was "West West for sure!" but Ohio was part of the Midwest.

@alanlight7740

3 жыл бұрын

My father was born and raised in Rolla. He knew people who lived through the occupation and he told me they absolutely hated the occupying troops. He definitely considered himself southern more than anything else. But then I grew up in Virginia and moved to North Carolina when I was 10, and the locals claimed I was a northerner. Rather insulting, that.

@jillthornton5512

2 жыл бұрын

My dad’s family is from Missouri, so of course, it’s not a wash rag, it’s a “warsh rag”, and tires are “tars” 😊

I swear I said, If Matt's not the genie, I'm out.

I wish *_It's A Southern Thing_* will upload a new video every day! *Come on, Genie Matt, help me out!*

As we say here in Jawja, "even if you're goin' to hell, ya gotta go thru Hartsfield first." Oh, and go Dawgs!

@waynepurcell6058

4 жыл бұрын

@@GaryOfPallet Southern hick pronunciation of Georgia. Just like the hillybilly pronunciation of Rutherfordton here in WNC sounds like rawlfuhton. I personally don't see how they get rawlfuhton out of it but they manage somehow. I will however give up that Rutherfordton does NOT roll off the tongue easily lol.

@robertpayne2717

3 жыл бұрын

If you book a flight to HELL YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE FLIGHTS IN ATLANTA

@carultch

2 жыл бұрын

@@waynepurcell6058 Russian attempting state names...gets to Georgia: Zis von Ee no, ees kontry een Yurope. Dzhordzha.

@donwomick3413

2 жыл бұрын

@@waynepurcell6058 Much of the time it gets down to just "Rulfton."

OMG! These people are sooo funny! Love them.

That’s the best yet I have seen from y’all.. Keep cranking them out! 🙌🏾

@tommyhawks856

Жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed the one about getting a driver's license in the south. I am in Texas and the interaction with the new Texas driver is scarily too true.

Lmao at the layovers in Atlanta, Charlotte, and Dallas. I feel that.

@jawjagrrl

4 жыл бұрын

But Charlotte has the piano bar and rocking chairs :)

southern geuenie: whats you first wish me:more wishes

@jamesmckane1205

4 жыл бұрын

He pointed out that there was no asking for infinite wishes

@TheCumberCoIlective

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmckane1205 no one said infinite. Just like 100

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@WWZenaDo

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCumberCoIlective - Hah! You found the loophole! Although it would take 100 wishes or so to undo the damages from the first three...

That was great! The Publix reference, the stupid door hangers, the stupid burlap bows, oh, my goodness you are a genius!

When have we ever seen a djinn that is not a scam artist, she should price herself lucky that he didn't make something horribly twisted happen to her. For instance when she wished she was rich, he could have given her the Hope Diamond, as well as broadcasted a film of her breaking in to the Smithsonian and stealing it.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

None of these are scams though. She was just completely unreasonable all the way through. Especially with the first wish, she may have not been rich the way that she wanted to be, but he gave her something of great tangible value, she was just too shortsighted to see the value in it.

Man when I saw this video I thought to myself man if Matt isn't the genie I am going to be throughly disappointed..... I WAS NOT! THANK YOU!!

VapoRub or as we like to call it, Vivaporu. Perfect health in no time

@robertparrish1738

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma thought it was the best thing for a sore throat (a little dollop on your finger, eat it and let it slowly run down your throat - I learned much later this wasn't necessarily a good idea, but when you're 6, Grandma wasn't to be argued with unless you wanted to have a sermon from Reverend Switch). She also melted aspirin in a teaspoon in a little warm water to pour into your ear for earaches. I lived with her for three years when my parents divorced. She was tough, but she made a positive difference in my life. RIP, Grandma...thanks for everything.

@healinggrounds19

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertparrish1738 omg you are lucky to be alive!😂😆

I can't make everyone drive the right direction in the Walmart parking lot 😂 definitely a southern genie talking about some parking lot rage

@LOD-dt8to

11 ай бұрын

This is also NW Missouri. I'm dying. 😂

Be Happy! It doesn't take money. It's a frame of mind!

Hahaha....'you have to go through Atlanta first!

I wish for Extra Sweet Tea to come right out of my faucets~every, single time😋😁:) Thank You, Southern Genie!!!

@anonygent

2 жыл бұрын

You're going to get awful tired of not being able to wash your hands or take a shower mighty quick. Does the name Midas mean nothing to you?

This lady is a major talent!

I am probably more excited to hear them mention Destin than I should be. Especially considering I probably know the seafood joint he's talkin about.

That Tennessee football statement brought me emotional and mental harm. I might need some Vaporub to tend to my wounds.

@scotto9591

3 жыл бұрын

Bless your heart... Roll tide

Genie: and i cant make instant grits taste good.

@catherinecooley3254

4 жыл бұрын

No one can make those taste good.

@grannysweet

4 жыл бұрын

@@catherinecooley3254 ikr , 😃👍

@julianneheredia3739

4 жыл бұрын

I can. Just gotta treat 'em like stone ground, raise their self esteem. They'll turn out deeelicious.

😆 I literally HOLLERED when he told her she had to go through Atlanta!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My daughter was flying home (Houston TX) from Tokyo. She flew nonstop to ATLANTA first then to Houston! 🤣

Talia is nuts because those door hangers will make her a millionaire by Christmas.

If you’re flying to Destin, there’s a seafood restaurant that has fried crab claws... ...well, they all do... ...anyway, can you bring me back some please?

@skylerfirmin1409

4 жыл бұрын

That's so true! I live in Destin and seafood is always on the menu!

@thatssovenus

4 жыл бұрын

@@skylerfirmin1409 lmao you can't go a whole minute on 98 without passing a seafood restaurant 😂😂😂

@miniwarrior7

4 жыл бұрын

What was the resturant he was gonna mention? 😂

@UmmYeahOk

4 жыл бұрын

Tristan Maytorena which “98?” Both have excellent crab claws! 🦀

@thatssovenus

4 жыл бұрын

@@UmmYeahOk the highway going through Destin?

Should've wished the *People of Wal-Mart* would dress properly.

@josuemartinez4828

4 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@cordelianoelle3644

4 жыл бұрын

But then who would we make fun of. I kinda like going at night to see what story I can tell. The chick that came out of the 80s looking like Kelly Bundy with a drab looking 12 year old daughter made me rethink the Kelly Bundy and think of Cher in Mermaids.

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

Cordelia Noelle haha

@darksean99

4 жыл бұрын

He is a Genie, not a God

@cbsumm88

4 жыл бұрын

darksean99 true lol

I wish for an oven that provides a never ending supply of buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy, grits, and hashbrowns!

@jsbrads1

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Edwards oven hash browns??? I will not abide. Iron pan! Grandma’s iron pan if you are lucky.

@dalethelander3781

3 жыл бұрын

Dream big.

@3mtech

3 жыл бұрын

@@dalethelander3781 Hahahaha. "You aint from around here"

Its southern so you know nobody is gonna wish that genie his freedom.

@crontemisto8994

2 жыл бұрын

Daaamn

Clicking video: Matt better be the genie... Excellent.

I LOVE these skits! So funny!!!

"That is actually a very hurtful stereotype," 😆😭😅

He just seems like a really nice, all powerful being.

whoooooa there son .. aint nothing wrong for wishing for the vols to go all the way !

Atlanta...hilarious. Laughin so hard my wife is all what is wrong with you.

“And I can’t make everybody drive the right direction in the Walmart parking lot” that was hysterical

"You rubbed the gravy" boat is definitely southern....................