This is the matrix he speaks of

Dude literally has the mindset of Mac from Always Sunny, but in real life.

wait until he tells dutch there’s mangos outside the matrix

My man has the brain of a highschooler, imagining how they would save their school from a terrorist attack and heroically save their crush. My man might have more biceps and less chin than your average highschooler but in martial arts vs. gun, gun usually wins.

i loved this lol

Top G

Is he saying, he can dodge bullets?

This is Top content