I've watched this video four times now and just realized it wasn't "The sun is raining." it's "The Son is Reigning."

@considerthewildflowers5533

6 жыл бұрын

jordantothesmith ohhh 😂😂

@stmc6086

6 жыл бұрын

jordantothesmith Oh my goodness. Thank you. I was totally confused at that part. 😄

@AshGeo

6 жыл бұрын

jordantothesmith OMG..... thanks man😂😂😂

@malloripaige6868

6 жыл бұрын

jordantothesmith ohhh that makes way more sense 😂

@MajorMovieStar

6 жыл бұрын

jordantothesmith Oh wow! Now I get it!

"Alexa, weather for tomorrow..." "Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will have it's own worries"

@yeehaw66

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes is it bad that I actually love that you said that?

@joshuamclean4588

5 жыл бұрын

Breanna Joyner no thats good 😂

@yeehaw66

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua McLean okay good lol

@dity.

4 жыл бұрын

gizzykat Matthew 6 amen

@rachealjoe6351

4 жыл бұрын

Lol...

“Alexa play Kanye West” Alexa: “Playing Jesus is King”

@graciem6562

4 жыл бұрын

I was actually wondering why he didnt go there with that 😂😂

@clarissastevens4915

4 жыл бұрын

Gracie M the album hadn’t come out yet 😂

@laurynh7790

4 жыл бұрын

Kanye West has a Christian song called Read this Gospel but its not a very good song the beat is wierd

@melodi2036

4 жыл бұрын

@@graciem6562 this vid is apparently 2 years old so 🤷🏾‍♀️

@Agent5061

4 жыл бұрын

This was before Kanye west had his conversion lol

It’s 2019 and Christian Alexa could play Kanye West now lmao

@tiisetsogama

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 some Sunday service

@a.gnoodleson4256

4 жыл бұрын

The Huguenot exactly

@notafan5727

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought!😅

@stacyeandrew2

4 жыл бұрын

The Huguenot The song Jesus is lord has a creepy satanic gonna sacrifice someone feel to it😳😬🙈

@Username-ug4ht

4 жыл бұрын

stacyeandrew2 huhhh? No it doesn’t 😂😂. Y’all just say anything.

"Alexa, turn alarm off on Sunday" "How about I set it early for Church"

@sydneyteagarden2035

6 жыл бұрын

Yeeeesssss!!

@DancerforYeshua

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@EmilyA1984

6 жыл бұрын

"Alexa, find me a recipe for hamburgers." "Today is Friday; how about fish?"

@jewleyhabernacle8427

5 жыл бұрын

Right

@dansedevie123

5 жыл бұрын

But I go to church in the evening 😃😃

"Alexa, tell my boss I'm sick today." "Thou shalt not bear false witness."

@Jeannie__

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@gabbydevine4662

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mingraves

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chomesukeishida4336

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ADeeSHUPA

4 жыл бұрын

Jamestown uP

Alexa find me the closest restaurant for us to eat Alexa: "finding the closest church for you to pray..."

@prettymphilembatha414

2 жыл бұрын

oh wow 😂🤣👌👌😂🤣

@starlegends3092

2 жыл бұрын

Or place to spiritually eat. Like the Scriptures

@thomasgooden

2 жыл бұрын

@@starlegends3092 man shall not live by bread alone

@daniellenicole7294

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

"That better be a Coke..." she must be a Southern Baptist!

@richardhaddadau

4 жыл бұрын

@JW McCabe they also seem to have a better sense of humour hahaha

@javikhodson9521

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa is my father I guess.😄

@crimsonstreams

3 жыл бұрын

@Chloe J. Gaming never got drunk.

@repentorperish1405

3 жыл бұрын

One thing I can NOT stand are those heretics that try to make out that I cannot possibly be a Christian if I happen to like a cold beer (actually a long time hobby of mine is craft brewing my own).

@ace_nx1580

3 жыл бұрын

Then how is she a christan

Alexa, tell me the location of the closest McDonald's. Christian Alexa: *Searching for Chick-Fil-A's in your area*

@criistal_frappex253

4 жыл бұрын

Why chick fal a?

@lunahetfield

4 жыл бұрын

Süzelfrüz lol I wouldn't mind if alexa searched for chick fil a's their food is freaking amazing

@hughkopittke2862

4 жыл бұрын

Because they are closed on sundays for church

@MCC22

4 жыл бұрын

Chick fil a fam

@markozgorelec897

4 жыл бұрын

@@criistal_frappex253 bc they hate LGBTQ community. They are super anti gay

"Let's eat" "How about let's pray"😂

@nicole-wf4pe

4 жыл бұрын

That part played RIGHT when I read your comment 🤣 LMSO

@jesusislordofmylife7800

4 жыл бұрын

I always pray before I eat.

@unknown9392

3 жыл бұрын

😅🌞🙏🏻Amen

@jankoleon3785

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa sounds like my mother..

@guapopug3932

3 жыл бұрын

yes pray to the sun god

Protestant Christian Alexa: "That better be Coke" Orthodox Christian Alexa: "Crack open a cold one!"

@asinegaasinega

2 жыл бұрын

there's no such thing my friend. There's no protestant, orthodox blah blah. There are only those that the Son, the living Word the eternal God knows and those that dont. Those that have their names written in the book of Life and those that don't. Those that are dead to sin and those that are in Sin. There are only--- only two types of people in the world. You will realize that once you read your Bible more

@aoyamiuriko5059

2 жыл бұрын

@@asinegaasinega Amen

@Caritasaveritas

2 жыл бұрын

They drank wine 🍷 at the wedding and RAN OUT. Jesus made SIX MORE barrels!!!

@corbinwilson660

2 жыл бұрын

@@Caritasaveritas wine back then had very little alcohol in it. Although I think drinking is fine in moderation and doesn’t become a necessity or addiction

@protoeuro

2 жыл бұрын

The Russians used to say that beer is just liquid bread, so it's okay even during Lent

Brilliant. I'm a Christian and it's good to laugh at ourselves. If I had that Alexa it would be thrown out of the window pretty quickly .

@michaelanderson7715

2 жыл бұрын

It is indeed good laughing at the bs you believe.

@s3kir3i98

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelanderson7715 but still a lesser bulls_it then believing in pinky unicorns with 50 genders , and g4y indoctrination for underage children is OK. The society was a better place with religion few decades ago , even if its "BS" as you say , its still better and more necessary for society then the stupidity and immorality today ppl believe in.

@Nativeat1YT

2 жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@Narwhal12

7 ай бұрын

@@s3kir3i98Acceptance of others =/= tHeYrE InDoCterNaTinG the kIds

"Hey Alexa, play some music to set the mood" "How about I call your accountability partner?" I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!

@marshallraylewisiiiministries

3 жыл бұрын

I'm telling that took me ALLL THE WAY OUT I DIED OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@katrinab7657

3 жыл бұрын

conviction!!

@wintersunshine8293

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@tudorjason

3 жыл бұрын

Never heard of an accountability partner, so I had to look it up.

@JK-vp2ux

3 жыл бұрын

@@tudorjason Yeah, that flew over my head. Just looked it up. So an accountability partner is someone you will eventually strangle?

"How about I call your accountability partner..." I lost it.

@JxBx80

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was going to just play a worship song

@AtticWit

6 жыл бұрын

I died when it said that.

@nathanwillyerd963

6 жыл бұрын

Same! 😂

@Twisted_Code

6 жыл бұрын

JxBx80 same Xd. Although I was thinking it would suggest one, not start playing automatically

@odywavy4950

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Alexa what will happen for tommorow?" *"Thy Kingdom Come Thy Will be Done on Earth as it is in Heaven"*

When he asked for music to set the mood it should have started playing Gregorian hymns

@Jimbodawg

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao to mourn the death of the mood

@earthlingjohn

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jimbodawg 😂😂

@fallenkingdom-zd8xh

7 ай бұрын

As a Catholic, I would love this.

@Taterstiltskin

6 ай бұрын

@@Jimbodawg so you've never heard of Enigma. check out the 3 part Sadeness from the late 90's and then tell me Gregorian chants can't be a huge turn on. 25 years later i still probably can't hear that without popping a little sin stick.

How about i play some veggietales instead of game of thrones?

@natekankelfitz9735

5 жыл бұрын

More like how about I play left behind with Kirk Cameron!

@olderarchives6660

5 жыл бұрын

Bibleman is better than veggietales

@scarlettjane5240

5 жыл бұрын

@@olderarchives6660 Those are fightin' words!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@julienielsen3746

5 жыл бұрын

Put the TV on TBN.

@thebigs6405

5 жыл бұрын

@Providence OPC-Bradenton could work

0:26 "is that really guarding her heart?" I died!! 😂😂😂

@WladimmyrButher

6 жыл бұрын

Jack'sVlogs very convicting 😬

@XCCON2009

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, please explain...🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@Twisted_Code

6 жыл бұрын

wouldn't you be with late loved ones if that were true? I mean I know I will be, I'm just pointing out a bit of irony with your comment that I thought was interesting.

@jesusfreak9597

6 жыл бұрын

XCCON2009 guarding your partner’s heart is a phrase meaning the opposite of leading them on/ teasing. It’s supposed to help people refrain from unnecessary flirting and charming. Ie, make it easy for others to keep their hearts pure and not arouse any desires they wouldn’t be able to rightfully fulfil until marriage, like sex and the emotional security that someone will be there for you forever.

@AFi1105

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Wright. Thanks buddy !

Is it crazy that I would actually get the Christian Alexa.

@YAHheistheWEH777

4 жыл бұрын

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. I would definitely get Christian Alexa. Hahah

@beatricellana

4 жыл бұрын

I definitely would as well!!

@KirbyTheGryffindor

4 жыл бұрын

No

@normalperson659

4 жыл бұрын

And_that's_the_tea No.

@priscillajimenez27

4 жыл бұрын

Not at all

"How about I call your accountability partner?" 😆

I thought she was going to say, "Leave a little room for the Holy Spirit" when you hugged. I'm so disappointed. 🤣

@sydneyteagarden2035

6 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness yes!! 😂

@MissMyoozikal

6 жыл бұрын

That's GOLD😂

@bobbykurschat2213

6 жыл бұрын

It was a side hug so no need lol

@Anggelos876

6 жыл бұрын

firmware update needed lol

@LearnTwiwithEfiaBAE

6 жыл бұрын

😅😅

"How about Matthew West?" 😂

@laura___elise116

6 жыл бұрын

Alissa Eck I love Matthew west tho😂😂

@iamthe5th_709

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew West is great!

@samboger25

4 жыл бұрын

lol Christian Alexa could play Kanye now

@mollyemmanuelle

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 999 like 😂

@user-fp1xw4nw5d

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine And now Kanye west became a great Christian and this video was two years ago

I absolutely love this, the only thing is, if Christian Alexa says I couldn’t drink wine I’d say “what did Jesus turn water into?”

@Ryvaken

8 ай бұрын

It should be noted that most ancient references to alcohol were very weak beverages, designed to have a long shelf life in a world that lacked any kind of preservation technology. Nothing in scripture forbids drinking, but there are prohibitions against becoming drunk. That said, at that particular feast the guests were astounded not that water was turned into wine, because only the servants knew that, but that the new wine was better than the first. It was common to start with the best wine, so that senses are dulled when the cheap stuff comes out. So Jesus made wine that was better than the best stuff at...I think it was a wedding for a cousin? It had some kick to it, almost certainly.

@iseecowz196

8 ай бұрын

In the Bible wine and grape juice are both called wine. Not every time it mentions wine does it mean what we call today wine, sometimes it’s grape juice.

@sirllamaiii9708

7 ай бұрын

Not everywhere. Many instances are wine while others say "fruit of the vine" or something to that effect. I'm not familiar with the Greek or Hebrew but it seems sometimes though grape juice would fit, other times it's specifically said to be wine. Like with that marriage, the ceremony of it​@@iseecowz196

Me: Alexa, clear my schedule Alexa: *How about I fill your schedule with prayer meditation*

Wait I get it now. "The son is reigning."

@lauratate1311

6 жыл бұрын

Jacinda Campbell It took me a second to get it too. 😂

@bellabelle6

6 жыл бұрын

Jacinda Campbell Oh my gosh.....😮😮thank you!!

@jessezwolle2000

5 жыл бұрын

Oml.

@johnmackshighlights8103

4 жыл бұрын

0:19

"Let no unwholesome talk come out of your mouth" I love this lol

Me a Christian: “let’s get this”

“How about let’s pray?” 😂 I need this at school lunch everday!

“Aw, sh- “ “let no wholesome talk come out of your mouth. “😂

@AshGeo

6 жыл бұрын

*unwholesome

"from the makers of pureflix and Godtube

@sunshinepurple1043

6 жыл бұрын

This is exactly where I lost it, lol.

@eliegbert8121

5 жыл бұрын

so... Mormons?

@thickynicky2307

5 жыл бұрын

Pureflix is a thing😂

@johnmackshighlights8103

4 жыл бұрын

0:19

@leafychild5179

4 жыл бұрын

@M Mize Oof.

*2019* You: “Alexa, play ‘Matthew West’.” Alexa: “How about ‘Kanye West’?”

@danielasefa1884

4 жыл бұрын

therealiblack16 because Kanye is Christian now

Alexa, play “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Ozborne. Alexa plays Amazing Grace.

@Road_Rash

3 жыл бұрын

Soon as it refused to play Ozzy, I'm flinging her right out the window...

@Aceshot-uu7yx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Road_Rash you could be the most devote christian and if it didn't play ozzie you would throw that thing into the fire pit.

*guy struggles to open the jar* Christian Alexa: “Philippians 4:13” I just died laughing 😂 ☠️

@_also__also_5170

3 жыл бұрын

you didnt die

@awesomeenbyperson714

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@somecrazyveteran

3 жыл бұрын

@Audsquad_2010 Kemmer I’m just really easily amused

@kevinseanzebua6342

3 жыл бұрын

@Audsquad_2010 Kemmer chill

@ladennayoung2939

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. That motivated him, and helped him to open the jar.

Thank you John! My 10 year old thinks this actually a real thing and wants it for Christmas!

@AtticWit

6 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious!

@BriLoveMusic

6 жыл бұрын

That's so sweet!! 🤣😃

@nearislespringdike3084

6 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHA this comment made my day

@jadahampton8049

6 жыл бұрын

Aww... that’s so sweet. This made my day,

@brandonr342

6 жыл бұрын

Fascinated With Jesus innocence 😂

So the man was prophesying that Kanye West will become a believer. Holy Spirit is moving! 😂

"Alexa I'm gay" "System error"

@shaytokyo782

3 жыл бұрын

😅

@Vivian19739

3 жыл бұрын

“How about lets pray”

@misterminutes4504

3 жыл бұрын

That's.... Errr

@evabailey3860

3 жыл бұрын

@@misterminutes4504 ?

@bibleboy1147

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vivian19739 I was watching how a gay man got rid of his attraction towards men, and he said "I tried to pray the gay away" while telling his story

"That better be a Coke bottle" :D

@salfisher2429

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@karlaacosta2938

5 жыл бұрын

It should have been holy water..😂

@cdcsunlimited9714

4 жыл бұрын

Coke use to have cocaine in definitely not the best one for the Christian version.

@thanezollman5269

4 жыл бұрын

@@cdcsunlimited9714 "that better be a coke bottle" *pulls out original coke

@drillcream

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, sorry it's a smooth, crisp, ice cold beer

"You mean Merry Christmas"

Irony is "Kanye West is a Christian now"

@autumngrace3135

4 жыл бұрын

"Christian" .....lol. Any real Holy Spirit discernment within will express that He isn't a follower of the way. He even supports Joel Olsteen, he is leading people astray too.

@carolyngundimi

4 жыл бұрын

@@autumngrace3135 we're nobody to judge. God will judge

@autumngrace3135

4 жыл бұрын

@@carolyngundimi you would follow anything then.

@carolyngundimi

4 жыл бұрын

@@autumngrace3135 no.. I'm not in favor of Kanye and Joel Osteen. I don't say they're bad either. I used love watching Joel Osteen until I realized that he's more of a Motivational speaker than an evangelist.

@Ror0009

4 жыл бұрын

Autumn Grace he’s been born again, he just isn’t mature yet

Huh... that Kanye West joke didn’t age well.

@Kelle0284

2 жыл бұрын

Offended snowflake? ❄

Loool “Is that really guarding her heart?” 😂😂

@WladimmyrButher

6 жыл бұрын

Gwiyomi Nomi very convicting 😬

How about "Let's pray?" 😂

I like the part when he almost says $#!T and Alexa responds with “Do not let unwholesome talk come from your mouth.”

“Alexa play Kanye West” In 2019 Christian Alexa would happily agree lol

"Alexa, text Vanessa 'Can't wait to see you 😘'" "Is that really guarding her heart?" Rotfl! I love this!

2019: "Alexa, play Kanye West" *actually plays Kanye West*

"lets eat" "how about lets pray?" LMAO!!!

@criistal_frappex253

4 жыл бұрын

2020

Kanye West would actually be relevant now 😆

I thought it said “The Sun is Raining” but it says “The Son in Reigning”

@bibleboy1147

3 жыл бұрын

I just realized that "The Sun is Raining" is improper grammar so it has to be "The Son is Reigning" I get it... _I think..._

@liudvikas6534

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@lostangelwings5953

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@Polyglot_English

3 жыл бұрын

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

@_stupidbro

3 жыл бұрын

@@bibleboy1147 Nah, "The Sun is raining," is technically grammatically correct, it just makes no sense.

“Alexa, play Kanye West.” “How about Matthew West?”

@raymondbanton9365

4 жыл бұрын

Erin Bower I guess Alexa can play Kanye now haha

I love Christ

“Let’s eat” Alexa: “You shouldn’t live by bread alone but by every word that comes from the mouth of God”

I thought she was going to play 'Jesus loves me'

@angelitocastaneda7326

6 жыл бұрын

Carmela Aimee yes Jesus loves me, yes Jesus loves me xD

@ivankullaya8894

5 жыл бұрын

jesus take the wheel

@magnificloud

5 жыл бұрын

Unknown Guy preach

@Sweet_Malou

5 жыл бұрын

So did I! Lol

2019 and Alexa could play Kanye West now. Weird days we are living.

@tigerbk

4 жыл бұрын

Kanye west is not a Christian. He is a new ager

@corabuchholz356

3 жыл бұрын

it's 2020 now. Very weird days we are living.

@ladennayoung2939

3 жыл бұрын

Not really. He became famous with Jesus walks with me. I guess some people didn't know that.

@dealio1762

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigerbk he is weird. Used christianity to line his pockets. 👎🏽

you guys and gals are great for making this clean but realistic comedy its amazingly hilarious

I’m an atheist. I don’t know why this was recommended to me. It was crazy funny, though. Really made me bust a gut!

@Jesusbride515

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you

@calculator4482

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jesusbride515 but I thought he _HaTeS_ atheist ls

@julietacen4706

2 жыл бұрын

@@calculator4482 Jesus doesn't hate anyone because He himself is love. However he hates sin, our bad action s. It's like a parent having a badly behaved child, the parent can never hate his/her child but hates the behaviour

@revelation1215

2 жыл бұрын

There are no coincidences.

@robsemail

2 жыл бұрын

@@julietacen4706 I love sin!

How about I call your accountability partner? Haha!!!

Also love the “Christian Side Hugs.”

@julianm2331

5 жыл бұрын

@SW Sweetie Why specifically a Christian?

LOL the "i can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" tho ahahahha

Christian Alexa would make a better accountability partner

"How about I call your accountability partner?" 😂😂😂😂 This is hilarious, thank you for the laugh John!

“Happy Holiday.” “You mean Merry Christmas?” *HAD ME DED* 😂😂😂

Kanye decided its time for christian Alexa to give him a chance

0:33 is quite honestly so wholesome I didn't laugh, I'm in tears

Now it’s, “Alexa, play Kanye West.” “Playing Jesus is King” ~ Alexa

@secretuserforyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

Lance Patterson facts 👏

“The Son is reigning” one of my all-time favorite jokes of his 😂

“That better be a Coke bottle!” “Are you sure you should be watching that?” Totally got me…

Jesus is lord

@adamnazir5399

4 жыл бұрын

@Mostfa Al-Jarah you are wrong jesus is the truth

@Eponagirl0810

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Lord.💕

@harpermartin7813

4 жыл бұрын

Mostfa Al-Jarah Why do you doubt? Have faith because Jesus died for me, as well as you, and everyone.

@harpermartin7813

4 жыл бұрын

Mostfa Al-Jarah Yes he is, I promise. 🙏🏻

@adamnazir5399

4 жыл бұрын

@Mostfa Al-Jarah he is the son of God and God sent an angle named Gaberal to marry to inform her that God has chosen her to carry his child and to name him jesus but then jesus died for us on the cross

the Sun is raining😂😂

@CalvinHikes

6 жыл бұрын

Shirleen Mugo the Son is riegning.

@jonnymaloney4985

6 жыл бұрын

CalsVidsKids the Son is reigning

@chill4322

6 жыл бұрын

I know it just sounded funny and that is what I heard the first time

@Twisted_Code

6 жыл бұрын

+CalsVidsKids until you explained it, that one went over my head. I am nothing short embarrassed, but laughing all the same because the joke is just that good

@magnificloud

5 жыл бұрын

Shirleen Mugo took me forever, but its son is reigning

This is low-key an awesome product...

@PingasMonkey3rdClass

5 жыл бұрын

lola puppy. The only thing it destroys is this bullshit society hollywood has socially constructed.

@ayyy3606

5 жыл бұрын

Unclecomrade420 what bullshit society? Atleast we aren’t believing that snakes were talking to people who apparently lived for 800+ years

@flyingspaghettimonster5373

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's not

@Ivann1005

4 жыл бұрын

@@ayyy3606 but you are believing you came from a magical thing called Nothing...Not to mention,it has been proven that The Bible is God's Word

@Ivann1005

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nilo1310 As far as I know there are a number of things that prove the Bible to be Gods Word.Before start,I gotta ask you,if the Bible was proven to be True would you follow it?

super funny, this is so cute, someone had to make it. Great imagination with the sketches dude, I dig them. keep them coming. deservels all your 3 million views and much more!

the "happy holiday" >> "merry christmas" one made me laugh

I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious.

@Kelle0284

2 жыл бұрын

You're christian and you have the f word in your user name?

@rebornasdavid

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone with a curse word in their name is definitely NOT Christian. God bless and I pray you get there one day.

@_Siloam_

2 жыл бұрын

@@rebornasdavid You're right. I also don't find this hilarious.

@_Siloam_

2 жыл бұрын

How is this funny? I'm a Christian and this is not funny; in fact, it is inspiring.

@rebornasdavid

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Siloam_ When you are born again you honestly can't find any enjoyment in this world because we are not of this world. I find myself not even wanting to be here but I know I have many things to do and many people to help before I leave. Now I know what Paul was talking about when he said he wanted to leave but knew it was better to stay until his time was done. Watching people call themselves Christian who still love the world is like a drug addict saying they aren't addicted any more cause they only use once a week now instead of once a day. 1 John 3 says very clearly those born of God CANNOT continue sinning.

Is that kissy face emoji really guarding her heart?

"Alexa play Kanye West" In 2019, she would do that.

"Alexa WTF?!" "It looks like you don't have any appointments for Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday"

The Son Reigns! ❤️❤️❤️

@KnuckleHunkybuck

6 жыл бұрын

OK, now I get it. I heard "The sun rains" and just shrugged my shoulders.

John's vids are the only ones I'll allow the ads to play all the way to the end. I want him to do well and prosper from these videos so he'll keep on being able to do what he's doing. Such a comedic breath of fresh air. God bless you John.

His little smile when he opens the jar, lmao!

I just wish he added stuff like reminders to pray and study the Bible.

Wow. You never cease to amaze me John

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" "How about I call your accountability partner" 😂😂 These killed me!

that was awesome ! 😂 🤣 😆 couldn’t stop laughing on the last few seconds of the video ! 😆 😂 🤣 Alexa in the video was extremely hilarious 😆 😂 🤣

You are one funny dude! Love your sense of humour 😆

Here is a line I thought of: -“Alexa, turn on Netflix.” -“Ok, but don’t chill.”

@jillybean8587

2 жыл бұрын

Netflix is so woke now too though!

If this was real I would so buy it!😂😂😂

@estieeu2364

3 жыл бұрын

@Larsson what does being black have to do with it? Don't be unfortunate

@thomasgooden

2 жыл бұрын

@@estieeu2364 hey how are you?

@estieeu2364

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasgooden hello. I am good. Thanks for asking

@thomasgooden

2 жыл бұрын

@@estieeu2364 no problem. just checking on you. can i pray for you about something?

@estieeu2364

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasgooden hello. Why do you want to pray for me?

“That better be a Coke bottle.” Too funny

AMEN!!! Wonderful and very helpful idea!!! Love the video!!! God bless you all!!!

Sound “ting” Alexa “ that better be the sound of coca- cola bottles” hahah 👀😂

*What's wrong with **_"Merry Christmas?"_*

@flamingpieherman9822

5 жыл бұрын

Dean Natuno look that one up...lots wrong.

@viearya

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with it, but there saying it's a christain thing, Christmas is about jesus

@icarus6492

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently some people are offended when we say Merry Christmas publically because not everyone is Christian. I think it's stupid. I wouldn't be offended if a Muslim said Happy Eid to me or if a Hindu said Happy Diwali. Although I don't celebrate those festivals, they greet out of good will and I'm happy to be friends with them. Yet somehow, the atheistic community is getting more and more sensitive about these little things because it "oppresses" them.

@xyon9090

5 жыл бұрын

@@icarus6492, I see. I don't understand how its a problem in America though. There are Non-Christians in our country that STILL say *_"Merry Christmas"_* because that is just how we all say it and it is celebrated ALWAYS since our country composed mainly of Christians. The real difference is if you ACTUALLY celebrate it. You can say Merry Christmas to other people but you don't have to celebrate it if you don't want to. That topic isn't really much of a problem if you think about it which just makes me scratch my head how its such an issue to certain places.

@icarus6492

5 жыл бұрын

@@xyon9090 indeed. That's why i don't know why it has become more and more of an issue. Too many people trying to be "politically correct".

Me: Alexa play "Imagine Dragons- Beliver" Alexa: Ok playing "Kirk Franklin Imagine Me"

The "have a happy holiday!" "you mean Merry Christmas" was so funny

Anybody else notice the horoscope on the fridge? This thing should have eyes too. LOL!

@JesusisLord..

6 жыл бұрын

Ray Weaver where is it??

@rayweaver2069

6 жыл бұрын

0:04

@jesusarenas2561

6 жыл бұрын

Ray Weaver same

@AtarahDerek

5 жыл бұрын

I think it does, considering it knew when he was trying to open that jar. Either that or it recognized his grunts. Which raises the question, if you put Christian Alexa in the bathroom, will she quote Philippians 4:13 while you're on the pot?

0:50 Christian side-hug spotted!

OMG as his Alexa was talking, my client's Alexa started talking back 😂🤣😅🤣😂

1:10 "happy holidays" Alexa: "you mean merry Christmas" Christians who celebrate hanukkah:

If the fact that she paid for dinner on the first date didn't break them up, Christian Alexa sure will! Lol.

I would buy Christian Alexa! ❤️

@angelmd43

3 жыл бұрын

I would too! We need all the help we can get in these last days.

I spent the first seconds understanding that Alexa was not replaced by Christian (the male surname)

Alexa: “Is that really guarding her heart??👀” -I felt that😩