what if Roger does own all those businesses and this is his crazy billionaire way of making fun of us.

@nikolygtx8848

5 жыл бұрын

Would be person that you want, but simply cant hate lol

@whocares397

5 жыл бұрын

would not be suprising lol

@zaratrustamaster

5 жыл бұрын

and he is actually making money in the process with all the views and comments

@whoknowswhocares885

5 жыл бұрын

Then he is by far the biggest fucking troll on this world and he just made us all of us his bitches

@Slash27015

5 жыл бұрын

Subliminal advertising level 2018

From now on I am forever referring to credit cards as "plastic debt rectangles"...

@celinak5062

7 жыл бұрын

RealCoolGuy +

@alfa0i0omega

7 жыл бұрын

I call them Capitalist ID's or membership cards.

@hleghe810

7 жыл бұрын

Denise Hernandez ahh, scams and viruses..

@JonatasMonte

7 жыл бұрын

I heard plastic DEAD rectangles, makes much more sense now.

@hleghe810

7 жыл бұрын

Srithor ..?

He sounds like a demon trying to describe human stuff I love it

@marcbeebee6969

4 жыл бұрын

You my man are a poet

@GrahamChapman

3 жыл бұрын

I thought demons were supposed to be the bad guys? You know, the guys who made the regular ads and stuff...

@serbsi2922

2 жыл бұрын

You put it in words! Thank you!

@damianlopez7630

Жыл бұрын

He Sounds More Like a Saint or An Angel Sarcastically Describing how Human Businesses and Industries take advantage of all of us. You See...If You Think about it...Demons would never blow their cover. Does a House Thief Warn you when he is going to try to rob you??? No...because then you would prepare...and the thief will not be able to get anything from you. But yeah...I guess your analogy is also plausible. Do Remember Roger Horton Is On Our Side...He is One Of The Good Guys.

@TheMagicat

11 ай бұрын

Good place vibes

Imagine buckling into the seats of horton's airlines and seeing this as the safety video

So...anyone else only subscribed to Cracked for Roger?

@aviatorgaming6603

5 жыл бұрын

I did

@kbjosekiller

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@jscorpio1987

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@miniaturejayhawk8702

4 жыл бұрын

So relatable ! 😂😂😂

@benzvibal

4 жыл бұрын

Yep i did

You ever wonder why the windows never line up correctly with the seats? It's because they have continuously packed more and more seats with less and less room into the planes for more of that sweet, sweet cash.

@ilonajoy4119

9 ай бұрын

oh ;-;

Something to note: from an actual pilot. When an error in an airplane model is detected, the company does an assessment of threat to human life to cost of replacement analysis. They average the cost of a human life to about 2 million bucks each. If the replacement cost of the part on their entire fleet would be more than an average loss of x human lives over x number of years, they don't replace it. It's cheaper to just pay for the part when it fails and pay the families of the lost members when life is lost. True story.

@whatukno354

3 жыл бұрын

Tyler Durden/Narrator, is that you?

@sophiamarchildon3998

3 жыл бұрын

Are those analysts also in the fancy soap business by any chance? Maybe into boxing?

@long_view

3 жыл бұрын

Boeing 737 Max8 by any chance?

@rolandsingh

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this - it is an "eye opener", for even a cynical and wary person, such as myself. It is absolutely appalling and disgusting, that they would gamble with human lives, putting profit ahead of safety. Roland Singh, Canada

@JETZcorp

3 жыл бұрын

Airlines suffer BADLY from reputation loss after fatality accidents. Fear of flying is far greater than the real risk of flying, making airlines more risk-averse in terms of safety than most any other business. It shows in the numbers. Per mile, the safest way to move over the Earth is by airliner. Ships and trains fall well short, while cars, bikes, and walking don't even deserve to be in the same conversation. The most likely place for an air-travel fatality to happen is on the taxi ride to the airport.

Oh, and if you want to reschedule your flight, we'll charge you a fee worth more than half the cost of your ticket. But we can reschedule the time your plane takes off by several hours, and you don't get any refund or discount from us - even if we reschedule multiple times before the day of the flight.

@cameleonfleuri

4 жыл бұрын

Oh... that is so true!!!!

@xellosmetallium8519

4 жыл бұрын

Flight insurance is a must. That 15 dollar surcharge can save your butt.)

@awesomemcawesomeshorts9531

4 жыл бұрын

Not Southwest!

I'm surprised they didn't mention anything about how airlines overcharge for every little thing.

@1ex1uger-prank-calls

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the airports themselves.

@ldobehardcore

4 жыл бұрын

Or how they overbook and ask you to give up the seat you paid for. "we are so greedy we'll sell your seat 2 or 3 times, and we expect everyone's money"

@Monolith308

4 жыл бұрын

Adam from college humor did one on Adam Ruins The TSA

@egeniojaramillo9048

4 жыл бұрын

Overcharge? That’s assuming there is a normal charge. Does someone else under charge? Who are you comparing it to? No one forced you to fly. You can drive. Take a bus. A train. Oh, those things are too slow and inconvenient? Golly gee

@novarl5082

4 жыл бұрын

Egenio Jaramillo are you on coke

Possession sack! I love how Roger doesn’t call things by their name!

@matthew8153

2 жыл бұрын

Yet he does

@kitcoffey7194

2 жыл бұрын

He calls things by their *honest * name. That's the premise. Brutal honesty.

@damianlopez7630

Жыл бұрын

I think He call beer Fermented yeast poop or something like that. Coffee is Brown Drug Bean Water or something.

Roger, you are definitely dishonest! I have been many times to airport security checks and NEVER, ever, got patted by such a gorgeous blonde... Hahaha!

@Ndasuunye

4 жыл бұрын

How about a brunette?

@Lyle-xc9pg

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-nj9qo its the same everywhere

@altrock86

4 жыл бұрын

John Smith I had a fat black guy but he did talk like he just came out of the ghetto. He asked me “ Do you got any body parts what is sensitive?”

@Rosielx

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-nj9qo basically 100% airports in the US. Seems like it is a country standard

@raghavm2218

4 жыл бұрын

I had an old ass dude check around my groin. Next time I am gonna ask for someone who doesn't look like a pedo

"Plastic debt rectangle" I"m dying! 😂😂😂

Roger, you are the best at being the worst. Thank you for your service.

@cabfish8339

7 жыл бұрын

U are first Now win ur price top comment

Please do "If Cable TV & internet providers were honest".

@evrbody

7 жыл бұрын

You'd need at least half an hour for that one.

@SpacecatXY

7 жыл бұрын

I agree this should be done.

@alphawolf8437

7 жыл бұрын

do this one please..

@CutiePi

7 жыл бұрын

Ken Kniech including ISPs

@warmasterdorn

7 жыл бұрын

*unintelligent... wouldn't want to trigger anyone /s

I absolutely love all of the substitute terms Rog uses to describe everyday things.

This video is more true now than it was since the new TSA regulations. I wish Rodger, would do the pre-take-off announcements in a video. It would be both hilarious and a little concerning, being on a plane before it takes off after hearing that. I'd flown enough times to confirm that Rodger is absolutely correct about this.

@EvilFookaire

2 жыл бұрын

Should be playing right before the point where people get those "random" butt-searches... and have the video end with roger, smiling, as he says "Oh, someone just won the horton's lottery!"

-"Hi, I'm Roger" -"Hi, Roger" -"*Captain* Roger" -"Roger"

@sal_strazzullo

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same lol

@cannedmusic

4 жыл бұрын

having memories of the Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn. Unger: So you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn. Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn. scene. I wonder how many takes it took.

@sophiamarchildon3998

3 жыл бұрын

Roger Murdock : We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur : Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice : Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur : That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice : Over. Captain Oveur : Roger. Roger Murdock : Huh? Tower voice : Roger, over! Roger Murdock : What? Captain Oveur : Huh? Victor Basta : Who?

"Strangers Offspring". Yes, that's what I'll refer to children as from now on. I love these. They're so painfully true

Musty little fart throne! Some of the discriptions Roger has for things are awesome!

Just landed in Kansas City. Truly the most degrading experience of the last few years, and on so many disturbing levels.

Do If Acne Product Commercials Were Honest. FIRST! to make a comment longer than one word or letter.

@leannebrown02

7 жыл бұрын

Olaoluwapo Williams No, not even close

@faizindawala9199

7 жыл бұрын

Olaoluwapo Williams so

@purposelysilentplaythrough5587

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao @ plastic debt rectangles. TRUTH, too much truth!

@bnerd1

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Ramos no spam

@czdaniel1

7 жыл бұрын

Offer to treat Acne with a radiation blast to the face! "Nothing like the cleansing ionization of X-ray radiation blast to the face to kill off the bacteria clogging your pores and causing your acne."

Talk about your insurance companies, please. Especially that one with the perky actress in it's commercials, and that one with the little lizard.

@mikefair1237

7 жыл бұрын

dlwatib

@FGOKURULES

7 жыл бұрын

they already did!!

I'm beginning to think Roger doesn't have our best interests in mind.

@damianlopez7630

Жыл бұрын

Actually...Roger Has or best interest in mind. He is On Our Side. He is One Of The Good Guys. That Is Why He Is Honest.

"We'll give you the miracle of modern flight and then ruin it." literally any big corporation could sub out 'flight' for their good or service. Car companies, cell phones, computers,.... Why do we put up with it?

@jeffktown

Жыл бұрын

There is no "we" here.

@sparky6757

10 ай бұрын

@@jeffktownWhat is that supposed to mean You telling me you’re not putting up with it? You living in the woods with zero modern amenities? Did you receive your videocassette of this KZread video via carrier pigeon and then mail a comment back with it?

If military recruitment ads were honest....Have you done hotels yet?

@whocares397

5 жыл бұрын

how about cig companys ^_-

@Kaiyats

5 жыл бұрын

frep you They don’t have ads...

@whocares397

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kaiyats lol now that i think about it i have not seen one in a long time lol or a bilboard

@GhostAcez

5 жыл бұрын

@@whocares397 Yeah cigarettes only have anti smoking ads that the cigarette companies are forced to pay for. I'm not a smoker but those anti smoking ads are always so awful they make me want a damn cigarette. I don't vape either but these new anti vaping ads really make me want to vape too. It seems like the people I've talked to have the same reaction to these dumbass ads.

@barleysixseventwo6665

2 жыл бұрын

That’s by design! After all, If the “Anti-Vape” adds are paid for by Tobacco Companies and are so awful they make you want to smoke out of sheer spite or reverse psychology…How does that distinguish them regular smoking adds?

Please do banks, insurance companies and restaurants/take away.

@MerpSquirrel

7 жыл бұрын

They did insurance companies, check the page.

@cetriyasArtnComicsChannel

7 жыл бұрын

tattoodrdoke all you can eat buffets please. I think they put something in the food to make you eat less

@tattoodrdoke

7 жыл бұрын

Merp cheers i will check it outm i must have missed it

@tattoodrdoke

7 жыл бұрын

Do santas grotto

@armesisp3201

7 жыл бұрын

TAKEAWAY. Remember what Leo Getz said about drive-thru's

Morons: Credit cards. Me, an intellectual: *PLASTIC DEBT RECTANGLES*

At this point I am just binge watching this honest ads

if hospitals were honest about the wait time in the er

@Saltylillad

7 жыл бұрын

If mardy people were honest about why they're in the ER.

@gregoryeverson741

7 жыл бұрын

really? my mom works in the ER, they know right away whats wrong with you, kids go first dumb ass, if ur bones arent broke or bleeding everywhere and ur an adult, ur at the bottom of the list, if u have insurance u get bumped up a few spots

@fattysfourpeace9928

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe where you live. When i was like 10 i cut my arm about half way tru, went to the er they tried to minimize the bleeding then let me sit there for 2 hours before finally stiching me.

@ricardoferns56

7 жыл бұрын

Depends on which hospitals are run as businesses. This video shows you that an airline could do better but we'd have to all pay a lot more to have a better experience and none of us are willing to do that.

@cboehm24

7 жыл бұрын

A general "hospitals were honest" would be good.

i didnt laugh. i cried. from the memories of all the times he was right. and he didnt even talk about security that much.

@JorgeFabrizio

7 жыл бұрын

TSA isn't run by airlines. He could have but it wouldn't make sense for the video.

@johnsmith6974

7 жыл бұрын

Sethemiah See this why we must preach the gospel of TRAINS! Love the train for it loves you.

@jonathandpg6115

5 жыл бұрын

Except the issue is he talked about the TSA. Airlines don't scan you, it's not their job

@Kimjongun19841

4 жыл бұрын

Unite State TSA is horrible I don’t think I ever wanna go back

I love Roger! Even though he makes me hate everything

"Touched God's face" a reference to the poem "High Flight" by John McGee, an RAF pilot during WWII.

@johnconnors2386

2 жыл бұрын

The demon Ronny Reagan referenced (ripped) it too, when speaking of the 1986 space shuttle Challenger disaster and the lives lost who were attempting to; “…touch the face of God.”.

You forgot the part where they straight up steal our luggage

@sousukesagara193

7 жыл бұрын

Misplacing is different from stealing

@AirsoftCat

7 жыл бұрын

+sousuke Sagara intentional misplacing. we know they steal our baggage.

Roger is the best thing on the Internet why did It take me so long to find him

You know how much information is distributed through these videos making us aware of the crushing and sad reality of our lives. This is helpful

If clothing companies were honest can't believe you haven't done this yet

Airlines don't run the airports.

@ElMoShApPiNeSs

7 жыл бұрын

Also, I don't think that man has ever worn a well fitting suit before.

@Teyuqueuiquop

7 жыл бұрын

But they have a huge influence... Close enough?

@ElMoShApPiNeSs

7 жыл бұрын

Aurélio Silva No. The airlines are not synonymous with the TSA.

@Teyuqueuiquop

7 жыл бұрын

BigFatCock I'm not saying they are, just that they have some power of influence...

@ElMoShApPiNeSs

7 жыл бұрын

Aurélio Silva Well that's not "close enough"

The Atlanta thing is so true! I live in Florida and unless I get a direct flight to where I am going. I have to go through Atlanta. He should have mentioned something about how the hot flight attendant next to him is mostly just pure fantasy nowadays.

Aluminum winged bus🤣🤣🤣 Sky coffin

@therandomnomad435

2 жыл бұрын

Iron tube with hands

This actor is great. Tomorrow, after every conversation as I am walking away I will stop, turn around and say "Oh. I'm Roger, by the way." It never gets old.

I flew Southwest some months ago. Paid with Debit, got my boarding pass early enough to get a window seat (you can choose any open seat, and they're all the same), no crying babies, and got my luggage just fine despite transferring in Chicago.

@maryvon8518

7 жыл бұрын

I always flew JetBlue and thought everyone was being spoiled, whiny, babies about flying. Then I flew another airline, boy was that an eye opener, flying sucks.

@PanicbyExample

7 жыл бұрын

yea, the video seemed like it was reaching... 'plastic debt rectangles' though, but really dollar bills are made out of jeans so, millions of jeans are wasted every year in the upkeep of producing lincoln coins

@mwbgaming28

7 жыл бұрын

come to australia and buy a cheap ticket theres not even enough room to open a laptop if you are in the window seat and need to take a piss half way through then everyone in the row needs to get up to let you out (you better have an iron bladder or a diaper if those between you and the aisle are asleep) airlines suck ass in australia

@imnotyourunicorn91

7 жыл бұрын

Same. I flew to Orlando via Southwest and it was a wonderful experience. The only thing I hated was that my legs got jellied but that isn't fault of the airline carrier.

When a Cracked video hasn't been uploaded in a literal year, but we still watch these videos! Now that's how you know you have (or had) good content, when people still watch it!

First time I've watched & you guys are hilarious! Love it!🤣🤣🤣 51: "Which is almost something" 2:50 "A strangers offspring cried all 6 hours".... we've all been there, too 😂

If credit card companies were honest! I'd love to hear more about those debt rectangles lol

Agreed, you are the best at being the worst Roger. Can you do one of these for something like Chucky cheese? Oh, or Porta potty's?

@hexadecimal5236

7 жыл бұрын

Julian Stephenson Porta potties sounds interesting

@miloblackmetalhate

7 жыл бұрын

^that's what she said. Also the last thing she ever said.

@ashirrelevent1062

7 жыл бұрын

Julian Stephenson, Honey Buckets lol

First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaadqclrcrqeeto.html

@majorkramer

2 жыл бұрын

My friend has or had..Anyway my buddy had a Airmiles point card & he obtained a substantial amount of points that could be used for flying & whatever else they promised. He upgraded his card to gold or something. He decided at this point it would be a good idea to check the amount of points he racked up. Zero it said! Why?

@majorkramer

2 жыл бұрын

New card new plan...lol

@rogerdoughty8848

2 жыл бұрын

You disgrace the name of Roger

@loveeveryone114

2 жыл бұрын

FREAKSHOWS

@majorkramer

2 жыл бұрын

Don't listen to them Roger they are just stupid as fuk! Sometimes you need to educate the public & its up to them if they want to listen or simply change the subject because it's to much info for their brains to process.

Just flew Southwest Airlines for the first time and this video literally sums up the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that I went through!.... 😡

i wonder how many times they had to throw a peach.

@happyguardsman8510

5 жыл бұрын

21

@kbjosekiller

5 жыл бұрын

23

@heingra7739

5 жыл бұрын

25

@riverraisin1

3 жыл бұрын

HUT, HUT!

Forgot the part where "if you trust us with your shit, we'll almost certainly break it"

Roger should have mentioned the fact that there is an illusion of competition when really most airlines form “alliances” to make sure prices don’t drop too low

@kitcoffey7194

2 жыл бұрын

Another word for alliance is "cartel." That's a good word.

Sky coffin is a pretty amazing description.

Do if Cracked was honest.

@lemurlicker1846

7 жыл бұрын

so meta

@DemiizeLol

7 жыл бұрын

So metal

@wanderinghobo4917

7 жыл бұрын

kept you waiting, hu?

@axeper

7 жыл бұрын

This Cracked me up

@L1lSouth

7 жыл бұрын

kinda read my mind i seriously was thinking that before watching this XD

Do if strip clubs were honest

@gristlevonraben

7 жыл бұрын

Lazer taco some are as advertised, but they all have that creepy vibe to them

@intjonmiller

7 жыл бұрын

Lazer taco Yes! And cast the woman from this video!

@subzippo

7 жыл бұрын

What's deceptive about strip clubs?

@michaelcollier3792

7 жыл бұрын

Lights, drinks, "champagne rooms", and so on.

@subzippo

7 жыл бұрын

All that is pretty straight forward though. There's no deception.

What about 'if politicians were honest'?

@xxEzraBxxx

4 жыл бұрын

The reason for my opinions and views are "I was payed to say this."

@philipmaclean1560

4 жыл бұрын

no one would vote

@Param_Brahman

4 жыл бұрын

@@philipmaclean1560 that's the point 😄

@WickedKnightAlbel

4 жыл бұрын

The video would be several hours long and still wouldn't be able to cover everything

@Coelophysis-yv9lj

4 жыл бұрын

Impossible

you have forgotten the most honest pilot joke: We always come down to earth! Somehow...

I'm flying next week and this made me so sad

@danyala.1659

7 жыл бұрын

Ok

@MarkusRock777

7 жыл бұрын

Wait till you find out how planes move on a Flat Earth! Look it up.

@TheOmegagoldfish

7 жыл бұрын

Gr8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8.

@MarkusRock777

7 жыл бұрын

Make fun of me, I know the Earth is Flat.

@padmjasopori

7 жыл бұрын

Markus Rock chill

I had a pretty good experience at Narita airport in Japan. I missed my train and was a good 10 mins late past the luggage check in cut-off at the airprort. But the staff were waiting for me and rushed me though!

@GentlemanNietzsche

7 жыл бұрын

Narita airport is the shit one of the best hands down

@Jesskellya

7 жыл бұрын

Ah, so you're the wiener everyone on the plane was wondering why they were all running late!

@fireaza

7 жыл бұрын

JETSON I actually managed to get on the plane before it was due to depart. Not that it mattered, since it was delayed for 40 minutes due to a typhoon. Because Japan.

@Feedbach

7 жыл бұрын

fireaza So Japan the Land not the nation was waiting for you, how nice.

These videos should be a mandatory part of the high school curriculum for every student on Earth.

@flockthis8392

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@ATruckCampbell

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not, they will learn too much.

Every Cracked video I watch causes me to laugh hysterically.

If College Humor were Honest.

@jon1851

7 жыл бұрын

EthalaRide i'm pretty sure that's not on topic....

@codyrethman5115

6 жыл бұрын

If CNN was honest.

"If CRACKED was Honest" next please!

@sal_strazzullo

5 жыл бұрын

LOLLL that would be the greatest video Like he, talking about the money the channel owner is making with their own videos

You should so do a military recruitment ad deconstruction. That would be so hilarious! If military recruitment was honest. XD. lol........

Really like your skits, there is always a bit of truth in them. They lighten my day. You are the only reason

@grandmaandgrumperstallard4787

3 жыл бұрын

I meant to say you are the only reason, I got CRACKED

Do if auto service/mechanics were honest next please!

IF AMUSEMENT PARKS WERE HONEST.

@despacitotext9948

6 жыл бұрын

rrmond They did that. I think you know that.

@whocares397

5 жыл бұрын

i seen it to ^_-

Surprised he didn't mention sleeping pilots and corpses in the cargo bay.

OMG...THE SUBTLE JAB AT ATLANTA AIRPORT IS SO GOOD!!!! LOVE IT

If payday lenders were honest

@stillnotwoke

7 жыл бұрын

Johnyliltoe Seriously!!

@carultch

5 жыл бұрын

Payday lenders are honest. It's just that they prey on customers who have no understanding of how interest works, or lack the means to pay the loan off completely.

@rj9617

4 жыл бұрын

@Wes Prang Well done!

I recently flew for the first time in 27 years. There was a dog that barked the entire 6 hours flight and a drunk guy kept walking up and down the aisle spilling drinks on everyone while bragging about how drunk he was. Flying now is worse than riding the bus ever was. Next time, I'll just spend the extra day driving.

@JohnDoe-hl1fd

10 ай бұрын

@@mk3a do you think being in the same train with barking dog and drunk guy is somehow better?

@mk3a

9 ай бұрын

@@JohnDoe-hl1fd fair

I miss the days I could run to the airplane at the last minute and get on the plane, no security. Once I accidentally got on the wrong plane because no one inspected my tickets,that doesn't happen anymore.

This was the nicest commercial they've ever made

Do a "if the Drone industry were honest" showing how these $1000 things crash all the time and you are going to get bored of them eventually, and how now they don't even use remote controls, so you need to use your cellphone for that. ($1000 for a toy helicopter and they couldn't even afford to put a remote in the box?)

@alejandrinos

7 жыл бұрын

You can build your own drone dirt cheap. Those who know do, and those who don't buy.

@DavidDagninoV

7 жыл бұрын

alejandrinos so that's is one more thing to put on the video. 😜

more like a flying toilet, because that's all people want to do is use the bathroom. longest lines I've ever seen for a toilet is always on an airplane.

@mksabourinable

7 жыл бұрын

Paladin Foxx and then the worst is when there's turbulence while you're on the John.... like thank, just what I wanted, all my piss splashed back up at me while I struggle to stay sitting on the damned thing....

@cswamp1

7 жыл бұрын

500 people 10 toilets......do the math lol

@Jesus-vx9ld

7 жыл бұрын

cswamp1 it mostly depends on the plane

@Thunder_Dome45

6 жыл бұрын

Everybody should join the mile high club. Hence the lines.

@jonathandpg6115

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly often there is no need for that many people to be using the toilets. People just, are people. They're bored so going to the toilet is what they're going to do. Oh well. I often just keep it in since all the flights I did where 8 hours or less.

Musty little fart throne 😂

Banks. Childcare centers. Movie theaters. Cable/satellite television. Beauty/Barber/Nail shops. Temporary employment agencies. Sports facilities.

These 'if X were honest' ads are always pretty snarky and self satisfied, but at least for the most part they undercut an established ideal or concept to highlight its absurdity, and that it's mere existence is dependant on our blindly following their manipulative advertising and cultural ideals (diamond engagement rings, energy drinks etc). On that count, this one fails miserably, yeah in modern life we need to be somewhere only a plane will get us to on time/we're prepared to deal with the inconvenience of an airport/aeroplane for the privilege of visiting/working.living in another country - pretty small price to pay compared with buying a fucking plane or walking there ffs.

@alejandrinos

7 жыл бұрын

Small price to pay to fly at all. We take for granted the fact that we are traveling distances that would have taken our ancestors a human's life-span to cover.

@SenpaiSamaKun

7 жыл бұрын

Well let's not get all the way to LIFESPAN. You can travel the world in a few years just fine, remote locations with specific diseases, wildlife, dangerous features like crevices, extreme heat, and potential avalanches, and a week with absolutely no civilization or replenishment of supplies is the thing.

@hardknocks666

7 жыл бұрын

not really, the tsa are horrible at their job, according to field excercises the us government tested on them, they failed to find dummy weapons and explosives 95% of the time. We accept the fact that they are frisking us because it makes us "feel" safer, not necissarily safer overall, it's called security theater.

@DajuNkdnA

7 жыл бұрын

On other words, the whole experience could be somewhat better and is still just a business

@dogestranding5047

7 жыл бұрын

Junk Genes What do you mean "just a business"?

Oh my God, these honest 'ads' are sooo funny, and bluntly true.

Signed up for points back in the 90s, as my coworkers said it was the thing to do. Even tried to find out what I could use them for. All it ever got me was telemarketer calls.

There's not nearly enough love for the stunning flight attendant in the comments...

@felixquinterodeleon3923

7 жыл бұрын

XthegreatwhyX beacuse they are all gay i mean thats the thing now days...

@BigAutisticDaddy

7 жыл бұрын

because we got better things to ogle at? like beef jerky! :D

@DancingSpiderman

6 жыл бұрын

XthegreatwhyX ...and then there's always some flamer guy stewardess...

@illegalalien6542

5 жыл бұрын

Meh

@illegalalien6542

5 жыл бұрын

Meh, I've had better

Ah yes. My life isn't complete until I receive my daily Rogering. Lovely.

A musty little fart throne lol. These videos r on a scary level of accurate.

one of my favourite satirical video series so far :)

Whew, I thought they were going to tell me something new and discouraging. I love flying. Sometimes when I show up extra early, I get put on an earlier and roomier flight.

@fenrirgg

7 жыл бұрын

Coolidge Dollar They never clean the seats and pillows, you breathe other people breath, burps and farts the entire time, enjoy your trip!

By the way, I'm Rodger

@FSXACE10

7 жыл бұрын

At least he's not shirley

@jasonspeer6864

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jasonspeer6864

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@MyMarbleWorld

6 жыл бұрын

Rodger dodger mate!

Please make more videos like this! I was cracking up 😂😂😂🤣

Banking ads...Hospital ads, Shopping ads...Theres a whole bunch of them! Great series by the way!

Sorry mate didn't get any of what you said , I was too concentrated on the bird 😉

@fury3142

7 жыл бұрын

(Starts humming bird is the word)

Do hotel companies Roger. And also, Roger, can you help narrate some of cracked's other videos? That would be awesome

@carultch

5 жыл бұрын

He already did. kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGRrppRsiZC1d5s.html

I would love to have this guys personality 😂

This actor plays the part to perfection in every skit.

"If mega churches were honest"

@awrosenoff

2 жыл бұрын

They just this one.

@karl-erlendmikalsen5159

2 жыл бұрын

@@awrosenoff hell yes! :D I'm taking all the credit for the choice xD

Please make an "If Pharmaceutical Companies were honest" video.

@Ronicalter

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Sidwell they did

@stubbysidwell

7 жыл бұрын

Lady Moth Thanks, I just watched it. Pretty good.

@Ronicalter

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Sidwell no problem dude

"Also Atlanta first" Best line ever! Can't stop laughing!!! XD

As a resident of Atlanta, I thank you.

How about 'If Convenience Stores Were Honest' or 'If TV News was Honest'

@samjones4451

4 жыл бұрын

If Health Food Stores were honest about the vitamins and supplements they sell. Most I have tried are over-priced and not much good.

Loved this one Roger as I was a frequent flyer before my triple amputation. I don't get around much anymore. Have trouble with my wheelchair as it just goes in circles with my one and only arm. Oh well. At least I can still TRY to pleasure myself. It's not easy with all the medication I'm on.

well Rodger or Jack or whichever your name May honestly be it's not any content in the video exactly just the manner in which you presented very well done I'll watch every video that has your face in it! the best part is when I am sharing this video a good percentage of what humor is in said video is not even absorbed by the average person so I find it hilarious!! Keep up the great work!

Do the DMV. It can just be on fire in the background while you talk. Preferably with the staff screaming inside.

That flight attendant is HOT!

@matthewsouthworth3696

6 жыл бұрын

That Captain is HOTTER

@el1mmorto

6 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't mind her checking me on the security line 😜

@mr.x9566

6 жыл бұрын

Thirsty haha

@mhan6601

5 жыл бұрын

Japan's airlines flight attendants is... WoW. It's like if they aren't HOT they can't be a flight attendant or something

@lawrencemorris2261

5 жыл бұрын

Briansgate you do understand that that is just make up and a suit to make less intelligent people like you think they are more attractive than they are. But ofc the entire meaning of hot is "a funnier way to say fake attractivity to an idiot's eyes"

He has the gift love this guy..