When I way, well I gonna be gonna be a who wakes to you When I go, eh I gonna be gonna be a who go with you If I geh, well I'm gonna be gonna be who gets to you If I hey, eh I nonna be gonna be who's hen to you But would five hund and I would wive hund Whenst to dumb a hwafen wiffoudoo When I'm wack, yes I'm gonna be gonna be who's wad for you When the mon (yea), comes in fuck I do pass ovary pen to you I come (When I come), oh I gonna be gonna be who cole to you If I groge, well I gonna be gonna be who's cold with you But would wive hund man I would wive hend Whenst a come waffen wiffoudaoo Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da Dun diddlun da da Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da Dun diddlun da da When I'm luh, well I'm gonna be gonna be a who's without you When I'm dream, well I gonna dream gonna dream time I'm with you Ah (Wehna) 'ell I'm 'onna be gonna be who goo with you When I co (When I cone) 'es I'm gonna be gonna be a who comb with you Gonna vanish home with you But would wive hen and I would wive hend Just to cuhma waffen miffouadaoo Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Daah Dun diddlun da da (eh) Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da da Dun diddlun da da Dadla (DADLA) Dadla (DADLA) Dada Dun diddlun da da (eh) Dadla (DADLA) Dadla (DADLA) Daah Dun diddlun da da (EXHALE) AN WOULD WIVE FRIEND MAN I WOULD WIVE HEN JUST A DAH WHO WAH DOWN EUGH DOWN ouh doh

@OffsetSolidmusic

6 жыл бұрын

I know there's already a pinned lyric comment, but this is my version

@OffsetSolidmusic

6 жыл бұрын

Hey thanks for pinning! I’m honored

@JesusChrist-ko7sg

6 жыл бұрын

So much effort

@doctorrandomiise2532

6 жыл бұрын

My one's better.

@NoamVH

6 жыл бұрын

You managed to cover the spots that really funked my brain, your determination is an absolute, I salute you sir! (I will admit that my heart pinched when I saw my comment not pinned anymore, you, however, deserve this!)

It sounds like the entire band is having a perfectly synchronized stroke.

@Brickertown

6 жыл бұрын

This comment is winning

@blackeyefatlip7045

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Hart Best one I've read yet

@thetman0068

6 жыл бұрын

Damn. You beat me to my comment.

@DolusVulpes

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Hart I can't unhear it now.

@quwandathornton

6 жыл бұрын

Y ded eye laff

>vaguely Scottish noises

@CrashFan03

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Welsh and I'm offended...It's obviously Scottish.

@daemonCaptrix

6 жыл бұрын

ach aye

@schmendrake

6 жыл бұрын

accurate

@CoryMck

6 жыл бұрын

Goo-ûch

@ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo

6 жыл бұрын

ach noe

Just sounds like an even stronger Scottish accent.

@gavindillon1486

5 жыл бұрын

Its just the language Scots. Its literally fucking scots

@1967buickriviera

4 жыл бұрын

Lol probably a bit offensive to the scots, but whatever

@wobblytiger6134

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm I talk like this

@wolfie669

2 жыл бұрын

Thats what we sound like to you? ;-;

@terriblecompany1588

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfie669 *y e s .*

The scottish battlecry: DADLADADLADLADLADLADADADADA

@DustGundam

4 жыл бұрын

Release the daladas

@spejic1

4 жыл бұрын

It honestly sounds ferocious.

@Eidenhoek

3 жыл бұрын

I can't *breathe*.

@warrenstarr4207

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eidenhoek oh my God you ain't kidding. I'm dying here.

@donkeyface4452

3 жыл бұрын

It’s even better if you listen to the entire thing as a Scottish battlecry

“250 Miles”

@getajobmate1281

6 жыл бұрын

NoiceDrinkz love your stuff bruv

@kurtmostat8491

6 жыл бұрын

This should be a top comment too.

@skinhead-ej8ff

6 жыл бұрын

NoiceDrinkz its actually 500. If he walks 500 miles and 500 more thats 1000. So half of that is 500

@HolyPetRel

6 жыл бұрын

skin19head69 why isn't the song called 1000 miles then

@YankeeBedouin

6 жыл бұрын

I can't like this it has 420 likes :(

Im glad that The Proclaimers greatest hit has been translated to Gaelic

@onlyjake3851

6 жыл бұрын

PaulBreenis Irish Scottish or Welsh?

@onlyjake3851

6 жыл бұрын

PaulBreenis I'm Irish and it doesn't sound like any of ours

@ahhh6328

6 жыл бұрын

ÆOmen •_• it's a ...joke my friend

@onlyjake3851

6 жыл бұрын

ah hh I know just trying to see which side of Gaelic it (kind of) sounds like😂

@goodjobeli

6 жыл бұрын

ÆOmen •_• r/whoooooosh

Ahhh so this is what Americans hear when Scottish people speak.

@EscapesAndRemoves

5 жыл бұрын

Scotland is basically English reversed, Hsilgne. **renames Scotland Hsilgland**

@davidpaul6290

3 жыл бұрын

Not inaccurate.

@ButifIvegotapackofcigarettes

2 жыл бұрын

As an American, this is accurate.

When you would walk 500 miles but you don’t want to bother walking 500 more

@assmane999

Жыл бұрын

Girl: only 500 miles? That’s it? Well, that’s not very romantic [leaves]

This is what Gaelic sounds like to people who don't speak Gaelic.

@tunnelsnake420

6 жыл бұрын

*doger944* this is what gaelic sounds like to people who DO speak gaelic

@Andreas4696

6 жыл бұрын

doger944 Garlic

@tunnelsnake420

6 жыл бұрын

*LegendMeadow* bread

@danieldyson1660

6 жыл бұрын

ancient dragon cheese.... cake

@tunnelsnake420

6 жыл бұрын

*Daniel Dyson* cake....cheese

Name this 250 miles and release a version with the other notes called 250 more

@thesadchannel4145

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jelkev.middendorp1028

4 жыл бұрын

Intellect

@thecoolerjohnny7742

4 жыл бұрын

Logic reference

@Jose60010O-TRS

3 жыл бұрын

This

@cuntslut4204

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like this comment but it's at 666 RN

Is this what English sounds like to non-English speakers?

@nikyfgh

5 жыл бұрын

Only if it's a British person talking.

@nikyfgh

5 жыл бұрын

Different accent tho

@maridelafayette5910

5 жыл бұрын

OblivionFall duh

@jamie20890

5 жыл бұрын

M8 the singers are British SCOTLAND IS IN BRITAIN LOL

@RusZugunder

5 жыл бұрын

As a Russian who only recently learned English, yes.

I don’t know who invented this whole “remove half the beats from a song” thing, but this is my favorite thing the internet has ever done

@stargazer1998

Жыл бұрын

One of my favorites is smooth criminal but every other beat is missing, alongside smooth criminal but every OTHER other beat is missing

i wonder what he's gonna be

@bettyewens1247

6 жыл бұрын

Pixel the bee that's going to get to

@gambit7775

6 жыл бұрын

Welsh

@televikkuntdaowuxing

6 жыл бұрын

fiVEHUNDREDMILES

@ayle1312

6 жыл бұрын

He's gonna be who co-wa you

@ianlehman8342

6 жыл бұрын

He'll be ack home to you

**Google chat pinging noises**

@sarahwelch7484

6 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhh that would be my boyfriend on Facebook...whoopsie

@sarahwelch7484

6 жыл бұрын

I think???

@FourOf92000

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Welch Wait, you didn't just download the song and edit that? I'm very confused.

@killmeister2271

6 жыл бұрын

hurts my soul

@rhandhom1

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Welch Can you edit them out?

*CD skips in Scottish*

"can I borrow your proclaimers CD" "yeah but don't scratch it" *the disc when you get it back:*

Turns out when Thanos wiped out half the universe, it wasn't just the people

@campfortson4387

6 жыл бұрын

is that a frank fontaine stephen universe.

@tomsmurf4225

6 жыл бұрын

Camp Fortson Yup! Man, I can't even remember where I got this picture...

@personne-fp6cr

5 жыл бұрын

It was also my braincells

@thalo8864

5 жыл бұрын

This is at 666 likes I’m cursed :)

@Trainkidd123

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes gulp

I can't believe someone translated this song into Welsh

@ArchiverUnknown

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody Touch the like button! It needs to stay at 69

@qrtrx4

5 жыл бұрын

*ActCut00021719* and it did

@DiegoRuiz1991

5 жыл бұрын

Not enough sheepfucking.

@MackenziiRivers

5 жыл бұрын

as a welsh speaker, i can confirm this

@MedalionDS9

7 ай бұрын

wait... so Welsh is just scottish but half as much?

What I love most about these is that the bass drum is skipped, so the drum line is mostly the drummer beating on the snare

0:28 "what the f*** I do."

@AnimeSunglasses

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was "well then f*** I do!"

I love how abruptly it ends. Perfect.

@smorrow

6 жыл бұрын

Short count-in

@yams7355

6 жыл бұрын

"dooooh"

Thought I was going to learn what the hypothetical agricultural ripple effects would be of losing half the beets from all farms in a given 500 mile range...

@smorrow

6 жыл бұрын

You mean like beetroots or...?

@yakka9768

6 жыл бұрын

Stuart Morrow idk I'm no farmer lol

@cybersilver5816

6 жыл бұрын

It's okay, I thought so too.

@TheSmegPod

6 жыл бұрын

No you didn't

@Sheridan2LT

6 жыл бұрын

@yakka what are you even talking about weirdo

that awkward moment when you're singing along and then slip into a Welsh folk song

@mangotangogamez1278

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

This had me dying from a) the fact that the chorus just sounds more Scottish this way and b) dalala DALALA, but what killed me was when KZread automatically added this to my dance playlist.

Sarah honey are you okay

DALA DALA DALA DALA DALALALALA

@Professor_Utonium_

6 жыл бұрын

How's business, Hachi?

@MsZsc

6 жыл бұрын

Fine

Gaelic is such a pretty language.

Sounds like normal Scottish to me.

@MrQuinnzard

3 жыл бұрын

You mean welsh?

"Bahun! Wai-funnn Mana Hood! Wy-fhunnn. Motchta Fdunn Macrl waff-unn Wuff Aoudunn"

@kanyne7115

6 жыл бұрын

wahahahahaha!

@christopherhernandez3977

6 жыл бұрын

What do you mean the pastries have been burnt?

@starman545

6 жыл бұрын

MLP OOKY is this gaelic?

@liamquartz7513

6 жыл бұрын

The lyrics make it so much better

@JQSHl

6 жыл бұрын

DAADADAADADAADAADADAAADAA

This is arguably the most efficient way I've listened to a song

Half of this sounds like genuine Scottish slang

@AnimeSunglasses

5 жыл бұрын

Clankahoe!

Thanos snapped and made this

@daisies4dae

6 жыл бұрын

too soon

@sponge6171

6 жыл бұрын

Dae Katz shut up

@CatherineandtheHills

6 жыл бұрын

omg

@user-is2zv4sc6y

6 жыл бұрын

bjnovak1 too. Soon.

@mur22

6 жыл бұрын

bjnovak1 kzread.info/dash/bejne/rIGWusqjfrWtZMY.html

I would walk from England to Iceland

@HnTr_VDH

6 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there

@BenDavisSkydiving

6 жыл бұрын

JustinJKJ Scotland*

@sufficient4834

6 жыл бұрын

swimming is good for your glutes

@alanheyes694

6 жыл бұрын

Sufficient No, he means he would hold his breath as he walks the sea floor.

@Snaily

6 жыл бұрын

Just ta be tha team who lost 2-1

I'm still laughing my head off because of the map: "500 more"

I love how this changes the song to 2/4 completely

@btf_flotsam478

11 ай бұрын

What did you expect?

0:45 Aaaa *AAAAAA*

@Aflay1

6 жыл бұрын

DA DA *AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@EscapesAndRemoves

5 жыл бұрын

0:45 is what a grade 7 choir sounds like.

Still waiting for the sequel “804.672 Kilometers”

@edibleandsentientautomobil5396

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@penntandem2230

2 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment on this video

@wyattstevens8574

Жыл бұрын

LOL

1:19 Ah yes, the mating call of drunken junkies.

@ohthatsabaseball5824

3 жыл бұрын

It did not work. I am disappointed

@zuser

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohthatsabaseball5824 Sorry mate, the technique is 2 years old by now, the lads and lasses are into different means of wooing nowadays.

When Thanos snapped his fingers I didn't know he would get rid of half of every song too

When I wah 'm gonna be the who's wah for you. WALUIGI!!!

I couldn't have imagined this song sounding more Scottish, you sir proved me wrong.

I suspect this is what being on a late-night train with some cheerful drunk Scots people sounds like

This was in my recommended feed and I'm not disappointed. Haha! I like how the chorus sounds like a weird mix of Welsh, Icelandic, Irish, Swedish, and a sprinkle of German.

@4thalt

Жыл бұрын

aka Vaguely Northern European

So that's how Nintendo composes songs for Splatoon.

@AnimeSunglasses

5 жыл бұрын

IDK about Splatoon, but in Kerbal Space Program the Kerbin language is Spanish backwards.

@agent5tm902

4 жыл бұрын

This is very acurate

@SuperZez

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

I don't understand a thing but I love this.

@SomeFreakingCactus

6 жыл бұрын

He basically removed every other head bob.

@davidhonkstvorisit4811

6 жыл бұрын

It's weirdly enjoyable

@EggyGaming0

6 жыл бұрын

you love it because it's real art

@toba_2029

6 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@shellfound1350

5 жыл бұрын

beats 2 and 4 are removed

Estonia is protected from the song :)

@UXB1000

4 жыл бұрын

It just barely misses Latvia & Lithuania. It got half of Kaliningrad though.

@RandomiMies4444

4 жыл бұрын

Finland also

@AnimeSunglasses

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomiMies4444 Which is perhaps regrettable, since the Finns are possibly the only people ENTIRELY equipped to deal with it!

Chaucer would understand every word of this, even though we can't.

This should be called 250 Miles

@takeusernname

6 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@smorrow

6 жыл бұрын

But then it wouldn't be a formula meme. "X, but when A, B".

@UnvulturedSwine

6 жыл бұрын

But if the total distance the dude travels is 1000 miles, then half of that is 500 miles

@nickydehout6528

6 жыл бұрын

Unvultured Swine And the original title refer to 500 miles, so even if it would be a total distance of 500 miles the new title should be 250 miles.

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be." -ThAnus

Just flip this to a minor chord and you have an industrial metal song.

I thought the pings were from discord. KMS

I had no idea that either 500 miles is so far or that the UK is so small

@BioHzrd0010

6 жыл бұрын

I watched a video of a guy who walked across England in a Zorb ball, so it can't be that far across. (I mean he probably walked across it at one of the narrower points, but still)

@preettygoood7774

6 жыл бұрын

It depends if he went east/west or north/south.

@BioHzrd0010

6 жыл бұрын

Preetty Goood I know the KZreadr (not I know him like I've met him but I know him from his videos), he'd die trying to go north/south. Especially in a Zorb ball.

@N3bu14Gr4y

6 жыл бұрын

You must be from Texas.

@preettygoood7774

6 жыл бұрын

Not even close. That was an odd assumption.

IM HAVING A STROKE

gf: how far would you go for me? me trying to impress her with my singing while not wanting to make a commitment of 500 miles:

A drummer streamer just played to this (and posted it yesterday), and his tortured confusion is delicious.

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

This is unreasonably enjoyable.

This was recommended to me. Maybe i should stop watching youtube until 5-6 am...

Where is he gonna be?!?

@saopy

6 жыл бұрын

whos well and true

Would wife man up just to dab and laugh.

It sounds Welsh

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhamburgerjo636

6 жыл бұрын

Accurate depiction

@amazingadrien

6 жыл бұрын

Lol too many vowels

@N3bu14Gr4y

6 жыл бұрын

It translates to "Bad Wolf Bay"

@Mekwek

6 жыл бұрын

Thats cause it was made by Welch

@orthochrome8022

5 жыл бұрын

TinyFoxTom oh no oh no oh no oh no

"500 Miles: Scottish Translation"

So 500 miles from Scotland is either England, Ireland, The Netherlands, most of Belgium, and the tips of France, Germany, Denmark, and Norway. 500 more encircles half of Iceland, most of Spain and Portugal, all of France, Germany, Denmark, Belgium, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Austria, Liechtstein, and Czech Republic, half of Norway, Sweden, Italy, and Poland, and the tips of Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia, and that extremely small part of Russia between Poland and Lithuania.

@gayvideos3808

4 жыл бұрын

Kaliningrad

@luianderson7360

3 жыл бұрын

The picture is like... So ridiculously incorrect

This is what I imagine living in Scotland sounds like...

@lmao.3661

5 жыл бұрын

Its true

@wildwolf8505

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Everyone stops every couple minutes to just start screaming for no real reason.

@AnimeSunglasses

5 жыл бұрын

@@wildwolf8505 ...no reason? I thought it was screaming at the English!

@Duck-zs3le

2 жыл бұрын

As a scot you are right

Someone make captions!!

@thederplord0364

6 жыл бұрын

Ace Carmona *captions*

I love the notification sounds in the background

Imagine what a concert performance of this would be like.

Never knew they recorded a Gaelic Version

dalala DALALA dalala DALALA

see? i told you tumblr wasn't all that bad! this is truly inspired and funny whoever made it thanks for posting

When you're walking 1000 miles but your right shoe blows out and it's making it hard to focus on the song you're singing.

I think the Proclaimers just had a stroke

I dare someone to sing play this for real.

@thatpaulschofield

6 жыл бұрын

C F I will start a cover band with anyone willing. I play bass and live in Dallas.

He's havering. The entire band is also having a perfectly synchronized stroke.

So _this_ is what Scottish sounds like...!

0:48 is it just me or you can hear the roblox chat notification sound in the background

@banana_man_101

5 жыл бұрын

That's not just you. I thought someone was messaging me

@MapleZer0

4 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Halnon its not discord

@JoshEvo

4 жыл бұрын

They are Windows notifications

@aWERFRGT6545BGFG

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@pokemonXD1

3 жыл бұрын

I heard it a there and a few more times.

*HAS INTENSE STROKE*

This sounds like a totally different language

I can't breath and my stomach hurts from laughing. Thank you so much for this.

This sounds like a speedrun...

0:20 JUST THE DANMAKU

Just wanted to come thank this video for giving my channel life.

i set this as an alarm and woke up screaming

@sarahwelch7484

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best use of this song

JasonParadise made me come here

@sarahwelch7484

6 жыл бұрын

Samson .games I was wondering why I was suddenly getting views on this

@Sneaky_Snivy

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, I am here from jason, too

@PsyAlola

6 жыл бұрын

same

Honestly this is better than the original song

Ah, yes my favourite song, 250 miles

Now this sounds more "Scotland"

I don't feel so good, The Proclaimers.

@davidgonzales2555

6 жыл бұрын

Ames Starline time to walk 250 miles just to that song

how does this not have over a million views, this is art

im stupid but i thought the UK removed all beets within a 500 mile radius

ah yes. the sweet sounds of scotland.

this encapsulates everything I love about the internet

Language selected: Mock Gaelic

“Hey, can I get the aux?” “This is a 13 hour road trip, please play something good”

Now every time I hear the real song I expect it to sound like this. Cheers

So it’s possible to walk from the UK to iceland. The only thing we need to be when that happens, is becoming Jesus lol

@sitron7224

5 жыл бұрын

boat shoes.

half taken out... i dont feel so well mr stark...

Finally, a Gaelic dub for the song

Sounds nice actually! Traveling music you made here!