"Go back to work on tuesday" *laughs in pain as I go to work on monday morning*

I'll just stick to my chronic alcoholism, here's to another year in hell.

I love when the Christmas greetings make you consider suicide as a viable option for the New Year’s resolution

@kelleyg4894

5 ай бұрын

In case that wasn't a joke, I want to make sure you know you can call 988 if you need mental health services.

@frankman2

5 ай бұрын

It's on my todo list since forever.

@emil5884

5 ай бұрын

@@kelleyg4894 And whilst there, you can enjoy getting passively harassed by unqualified, barely vetted, anonymous strangers with nothing but good intentions. Yay!

@Randytherumbler

5 ай бұрын

Hey! 😮😢😢😮😮😮😮. Why not start attending a fraternity or get invited to go to any sorority party .......at Roger Horton University! Or end up at some funny farm,by not having a funny bone in your body... ................ before it's too late,mate. Just saying. 😏. Happy New Year!!!🎉🎉🎉 😂😂😂

@Randytherumbler

5 ай бұрын

​​@@kelleyg4894They got meds for that! Or attend any fraternity or sorority of those kind of parties. Or you'll end up in the funny farm before it's too late. It's not *my* fault that *some* people simply don't have a funny bone in their body. 😮😮😅😅😅

I can say one thing for 2023.. it went by quick. I'm not sure if that means it numbed me to the events, or if that means I'm dying ever faster. Anyway, Happy New Year!

@deltondias9115

5 ай бұрын

Same here

@matthewcarroll2533

5 ай бұрын

My wife and I both felt the same way to 2023.

@ViceCoin

5 ай бұрын

Beats a slow, painful life!

@versatileduplicity9313

5 ай бұрын

Yo for real. It was a good year

@nashobasipokni3628

5 ай бұрын

The more years you have, with every new one being a smaller fraction of the whole than the previous, they seem to rip by much faster.

Idk how this channel hasn't blown up yet 😮 People desperately need a reality check and he's doing it with just enough humour to make it bearable yet eye opening 👀💖

@eileenheath1968

5 ай бұрын

Oh jeeze, I just noticed I never hit subscribe! I could have sworn I did that over a year ago.

@dominicguye8058

5 ай бұрын

I feel like it has blown up. . .131K views in 2-3 days?

@LookAtThisRock

5 ай бұрын

It's getting there. I mean, 171k subscribers is a awesome accomplishment so far!

@MyVanir

5 ай бұрын

@@dominicguye8058 And yet the channel itself has a pittance of subscribers.

@0011peace

4 ай бұрын

acrually h shrill for the woke agenda

5 days off? I work until New Year's. I get Christmas and New Year's off, though.

This guy is a sharp dresser, always looks good.

rogers demeanor and character is just stellar for making these vids, I get a good cackle everytime!! Great job team for making us laugh!

Kudos to the whole team. It's all just so well done from the writing to the acting to the editing and production.

@wankertanker1813

5 ай бұрын

What do you mean "acting"?

Love that dark-colored poison. Cheers!

I love Roger

I love the Alexa clone's sinister laugh.

If Honest Ads was honest. It's time.

“ A blissful five days off,” recuperating from a hang over.

@DemonicAdj

5 ай бұрын

Praying at the porcelain altar.

Five days off? I only got three. And a fair amount of people don't even get that. For most people working retail, this is just another weekend.

@esdigital5259

6 ай бұрын

I only got 3 too

@eduffy4937

6 ай бұрын

That's why somebody should aspire to not work retail anymore.

@esdigital5259

6 ай бұрын

@@eduffy4937 or restaurant, or call center... well any service industry really

@calebowens693

6 ай бұрын

Industrial work is pretty similar in that regard. At a factory, Christmas is usually just called Tuesday (or whenever it happens to be). Not even a complaint, the routine of industrial work is nice. It's just not everyone's cup of tea.

@esdigital5259

6 ай бұрын

@@calebowens693 they must be Jewish. Christmas is just another Monday for them.

"Cash in on your own diligence," P O W E R P L A Y

Roger will live forever 😂😂😂

I wanna see something like "If Roger Horton was honest" but he is kinda honest at all the videos.

Can’t wait for 2024…who doesn’t love a good Rogering?! 😂😂

Roger Horton is the greatest character of all time, to never hit our TV screens!

@Randytherumbler

5 ай бұрын

Ummm. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Earn a college degree by attending Roger Horton University! That's what you get for watching too many Mad TV/reading MAD magazines. AND too many issues of having to break the reading addictions of reading Cracked.

Thanks Roger and happy new year!

2023 - the year cracked decided to self identify honest ads as its own channel because it's the only successful content they've produced in a decade😂

@goatsplitter

5 ай бұрын

100% agreed.

@miloradvlaovic

5 ай бұрын

Why did I read "cracked" as "crackhead" and then got supper confused lol help!

@tgypoi

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's basically just Roger and Cody I watch these days. I guess this is what getting old is like.

@Calzaki

5 ай бұрын

@@tgypoi *Grandpa Simpsons voice* in my day we had episode after episode of After Hours... Then they tried to reboot it with a new cast

Happy New Year,Jack. 🎆 Roger Horton for President! 👍

2023 was shit but it still felt better than the three years before it.

@versatileduplicity9313

5 ай бұрын

No you’re shitt !! 2023 was lit AF

@lizhowerton895

5 ай бұрын

Sucks to be you, i guess

@versatileduplicity9313

4 ай бұрын

@nylex5206 man shut up !! It's how your experiences were. 2022 was so damn dumb !!! 2023 was very lit for me

@Set_Your_Handlle

4 ай бұрын

@@versatileduplicity9313 Sorry to hear you're not enjoying life

@versatileduplicity9313

4 ай бұрын

@Set_Your_Handlle I slept with your mama last night. Life's going pretty well actually

The smoke edit was beautiful

I love this guy's channel.

Happy New Year 2024 To You Roger Horton and Crew!!! 🙏🤝❤🙂

The one where the camera jumped 😂i love detail

Happy new years Roger and company

happy new year to you, roger.

1:40 not gonna lie, you had me in the first half. For a second I thought Rick and Morty had made a movie.

Love you, Happy New Year!

Looking forward ot next year. Hope this series continues

haven't watched it yet, but i bet its gonna be awesome

@silverdialga0358

6 ай бұрын

unlike 2023

1:40 😅That sounds like a fill in for that Emma Stone movie. Poor Things.

🎉😂😂😂happy new year Roger 🎉 and Roger corp

Happy New Year Rog 😂🇰🇪

Happy New Year Roger!!🎉

happy new roger's eve

"I say, you are a rakish cad my man with your snappy threads..."🎉🍾🥳

that was worthwhile... great job. spot on

Happy new year Roger!

Happy New Year, Roger!!!

Awesome! This was so well done! Thank you for entertaining us!

Happy New Year Roger❤❤❤

Happy new year 🎊

Thank you Mr. Roger 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Happy New year 🎊🕛🎊 Roger

I’m just glad that Roger’s honest.

That Roger, what a class act! Happy New Year!

You can always count on a little bit of roger to make your day

That's it right there Roger!! 😂😂😂😂

The Alexa video 😂😂😂😂 I hadn't seen that one. 😂😂😂

Happy New Year Roger!

Well Roger, happy new year from Morocco.

The cruise line…😂😂😂

Happy New Year! 🥂

Happy new year 🕛🎊🎊

Happy New Year!

Happy new year

I love you roger. I offer 5 years from my life to you. Stay awesome

If you can't change yourself for the better right now don't expect to change for the better tomorrow

Thanks Roger! 🎉🎉

Happy new year! Thanks for all the honesty!

I already love this man

Happy New Year 🎈🎆🎊!

I look forward to another year

Roger said "go back to work tuesday" ha, I worked saturday night and go back to work tongiht! lol

It always looks like ol’ Roger’s having a blast at Every. Single. Photo. Shoot. 🎉😁

That cold intro was excellent

Roger, more Roger, yes! Long live Lord Roger!

Five days off? I’ve been working every day. New year’s is just another work day for me and others like me.

Damn, I thought he died. Nice to see you made it to 2024 Sir! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

My resolution is to not die. Let's see how that goes.

@Mikewee777

6 ай бұрын

Existing sounds pleasant .

I've been working 6 days straight. No new years indulgence for me.

Gosh, I love that channel ♥

Good times ahead!!

I sure as heck don't get 5 days off.

aw :) the cruise line - so ominous!

I would like to see Roger replacing Kevin Spacey in House of Cards. It would be perfect.

this guy deserves more views

It amazes me as to how much he tells us about what's really going on and we still "don't" listen🤣🤣🤣!!!

What's vacation? Sounds like rich people luxuries..

2024 is an election year. I want to see Rodger have fun with that

@annieboookhall

6 ай бұрын

Did you have to remind us?

@princessmarlena1359

6 ай бұрын

Buckle up!

lmao i saw that mask that cut off the smoke animation

Hopeful new year folks

We love you Roger

Lookin' sharp, Roger.

Goodbye 2023, dont let the door hit you on the way out.

Thanks HORTON enterprises Keep them coming and happy 2024

2023 was a good azz year yo !!

Loved this! Love your honesty 😂

No one is better at describing the dark cloud around any silver lining. A dubious gift?

Damn that's a nice tie.

Well done Roger! 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼 Keep The Truth Flowin!

Happy New Year, everyone. 😊😊

Thank you🎉

Thank you!❤

FACTS😂😂

"...dark-colored poison..." 🥃🥃😆😆