Strictly Come Dancing & I'm A Celebrity will be spoiled for choice.

@andrewfulton3435

17 күн бұрын

Jacob Rees-Mogg on this Christmas competing in a charity special of The Weakest Link.

@6ecko

17 күн бұрын

I'm a Celeb platformed Farage.

@DaisyAjay

17 күн бұрын

​@@andrewfulton3435"I'd like to support a charity very close to my heart: Gruel for Orphans".

@garrydullaghan3207

17 күн бұрын

I'm a politician kick me outta here 😢😅😢😅

@dopelyrics6223

17 күн бұрын

I’m pitching a new show to ITV: Celebrity Lobotomy. We know these ex MPs will do anything for cash.

Therese Coffey losing to the Greens is, i think, my favourite so far. Pure satire.

@dkbmaestrorules

17 күн бұрын

Unfortunately the presenters mixed up their Suffolk seats - it was Waveney Valley that went Green, not Suffolk Coastal. Coffey did still lose, but to Labour.

@NicholasRoss-l7u

17 күн бұрын

absolutely

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

17 күн бұрын

Coffey Stains.

@stephfoxwell4620

17 күн бұрын

She didn't.

@dannyboyy31

16 күн бұрын

@@stephfoxwell4620 But she still lost :D

After 14 years of this they still get 110? What a bonkers country, they should be on zero and facing lengthy prison time in many cases.

@gyrovids9462

17 күн бұрын

EXACTLY! This is what you get when you destroy an education system!

@billpugh58

17 күн бұрын

Many people are insulated due to their wealth and dont care about the less fortunate.

@richardlancaster9078

17 күн бұрын

If you think they were bad, just wait and see what Labour will be like.

@tubey84

17 күн бұрын

Genuinely must have some form of brain damage. I can understand people voting for Reform on the right, even Greens for specific reasons. I can't think of one single, solitary reason you'd vote Tory, yet 1 in 5 people still do. It's beyond comprehension.

@thenandraloneking

17 күн бұрын

Tory voter above 🙄😂😂​@@richardlancaster9078

I only watched this for Ian Hislop

@pipcalman3412

15 күн бұрын

Me too😅😂

@alisondening2207

15 күн бұрын

Me too

@Derwent03

14 күн бұрын

I wish Ian Hislop was our PM

@clairduffy60

14 күн бұрын

A funny and very happy man.

@rickjensen2717

14 күн бұрын

👍😉

its amusing how Penny Morduant discusses rebuilding the country....without seeming to realise why it needs rebuilding.

@oldschooloverlord

15 күн бұрын

Hey, we're all trying to work out who's responsible!

@hypsyzygy506

15 күн бұрын

Brexit liars and Tory thieves.

@WreckItRolfe

14 күн бұрын

@@oldschooloverlord Labour, ultimately.

@iangascoigne8231

14 күн бұрын

@@WreckItRolfeHow so? They’d been in power for 14 years.

@Ron-Ayres

14 күн бұрын

The Tories trying to choose a new leader now that Mordaunt is out of the running is like trying to decide which is the best piece of carrot to eat from a pavement of sick.

I hope that Suella Braverman becomes the next Conservative leader. This will make them unelectable for a generation.

@helenokeeffe1823

15 күн бұрын

Wow PMQs would be so crazy if she was there blathering on about her dream of seeing planes off to Rwanda and complaining about tofu..!!

@grizzadams2110

14 күн бұрын

I find it very difficult to believe she is a practising buddhist

@barryhomeowner9293

14 күн бұрын

​@@grizzadams2110 She isn't, she's violating several quite basic precepts of the Buddhist faith in all of her actions and words to date. Calling her a "practicing" Buddhist is something only she would do. She's also a member of Triratna which, if you know anything about them...

@grizzadams2110

14 күн бұрын

@barryhomeowner9293 agreed. She claims she is and swore on the Dhammapada. However, her nastiness and is not conducive to the precepts of metta and generosity

@iMoD190

14 күн бұрын

​@@grizzadams2110 a practising Buddhist in the same way that Donald Trump is a practising Christian. it's just a fashionable cloak they wear to give them the appearance of morality.

What was it about a lady with a sword being no basis for a government

@Klinsmann1985

13 күн бұрын

Look look I'm being oppressed!

@davidporeilly1

12 күн бұрын

I love it. So since when is some watery nymph handing out swords a basis for a dictatorship??

@glen1555

12 күн бұрын

I was thinking of Penny Mordaunt as the lady with the sword who was tipped to be the new Tory leader. But that's not to be

@Klinsmann1985

12 күн бұрын

@@davidporeilly1 let's go Patsy, Westminster is a silly place

@PlattLaneEnd

11 күн бұрын

Bloody peasants!

One of Liz Truss’s former colleagues made an excellent point. He said she could have saved her own seat if she hadn’t demonstrated so epically that she hadn’t learned a THING from her previous experience. Instead, she courted the far right in America and haunted Westminster, making Tufton Street loaded neo-liberal speeches about how she would double down on her agenda. Now she wonders why she’s out of her job?

@marijo1951

17 күн бұрын

Personally I'm glad she was so open about her agenda, rather than keeping it secret. Presumably it was so scary to her voters that it contributed to her loss.

@ashroskell

17 күн бұрын

@@marijo1951 : Good point. Better to have recalcitrant openness than weaselly fake contrition. We can all be grateful for that.

@Minimmalmythicist

17 күн бұрын

It´s quite interesting what happened in her seat. She lost votes to Reform for sure, i.e to the far right party. She also lost votes to an independent candidate, who was running as a more moderate Tory, and the Labour candidate increased his share of the vote just enough to boot her out. The Tories are kind of between a rock and a hard place atm, they have to either go further right and risk losing more moderate voters, or move closer to the centre and risk losing votes to Farage.

@jonlee2217

17 күн бұрын

@@peterholden3672 Farage has some serious question marks over his attitude to Putin as well. He's a little too pro-Putin for me. If not for that I'd have voted reform. His Ukraine comments cost them my vote.

@JallenMeodia

17 күн бұрын

@@jonlee2217 If Trump wins we might see a rise in, I don't want to say pro, but a conciliatory attitude towards Putin unless Ukraine can make some decisive gains.

The USA sorely needs someone like Ian Hislop. He's a genuine national treasure. Take care of him, okay?

@nickbarton3191

17 күн бұрын

His excellent publication, "Private Eye", gets sued regularly, loosing mostly.

@n.stamm_

17 күн бұрын

Jon Stewart? Look up the Podcast-Episode, they done together! It's great!

@michaelburggraf2822

17 күн бұрын

Hey, wait a minute, you've got John Oliver! And Jon Stewart! And Steven Colbert!

@rotwang2000

17 күн бұрын

@@nickbarton3191 It's a sign he's doing something right.

@michaelburggraf2822

17 күн бұрын

@@TonyHightower I agree completely with your second statement.

It was staggering incompetence and indifference to human suffering that did it for the conservatives.

An end of an utterly miserable era, good riddance tories 👋🏻

@valx7586

15 күн бұрын

Now onto 4 years of blaming labour for not being able to fix 14 years of destruction 🥳🥳

@leehighland5435

14 күн бұрын

@@valx7586 Quick polish Labour's halo.

@valx7586

14 күн бұрын

@@leehighland5435 wasn't aware it had one 😂

@alganhar1

14 күн бұрын

@@valx7586 It does not. Many of this countries issues stem from the fact that both major parties have been kicking the can down the road for someone else to deal with later for decades. Someone will only pick that can up if there is no other choice. The NHS has needed major reform for thirty years, but no one will touch it because things will probably get worse before they get better. As a result no one will do anything until the NHS melts down and they HAVE to reform it from the bottom up... Thats just one example, though one thats close to all our hearts. I can't think of many Brits who would be willing to get rid of the NHS, but many of us realise it needs reform.... Labour is no different to the Tories in that respect, its just that they have had 14 years for many people to forget their screwups when they were in power. I very much doubt Labour would have handled the Pandemic any better than the Tories did for example. Oh they CLAIM they would have, but the fact is they would have been floundering just as much as the Tories did. And I still have not forgiven them for how they completely blocked and stymied the Brexit negotiations until it was almost too late. We came very close to having the worst possible exit because of their actions... Less said about Berstow the better. But then I have long believed the Speaker of the House should be a non political appointment to maintain neutrality... but thats by the by.

@valx7586

14 күн бұрын

@alganhar1 oh I absolutely agree with you 100%, I just also know the morons that make up most of our political landscape and they will be blamed for not magically fixing 14 years of mismanagement

Penny Maudant: 'If we again want to be the natural party of government...' Thinking you (and thus no other party) are the 'natural' government is the beginning of the Tory problem! How about developing a sense that being in government is an honour to be treasured - thus no party is the 'natural' government?

@RoofLight00

17 күн бұрын

Typical entitlement and projection of her own failings both as a human and a politician. No self reflection, just hubris and narcissism. Bit like n garage.

@mikesrandomchannel

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. It's like their leadership contest rule saying each candidate needs a minimum of 100 MPs for support to stand (rather than e.g. a percentage), therefore assuming they will always have at least 200 seats. Whoops.

@Blazedreptile

17 күн бұрын

But they are just look at history

@thecheesefactor

16 күн бұрын

@@Blazedreptile The other problem. Driving backward into the future.

@Blazedreptile

16 күн бұрын

@@thecheesefactor 50s and before conservatism was brilliant for this country. Post-Thatcher tories lost their values. Going back to who they were would be a good thing imo

Who cares about grant shapps

@czarekp3552

17 күн бұрын

So cruel of you.... Don't you know that when Grant Shapps loses his job, ten people lose theirs?

@Dogboy73

17 күн бұрын

Grant Schnapps? Isn't that a disgusting free drink they use to lure teenagers into bars in Tenerife?! :D

@JohnLovesSpain

17 күн бұрын

@@czarekp3552 🤣🤣🤣

@TheBigMidweek1889

17 күн бұрын

He was beaten by a Grand Chap.

@shadowside8433

17 күн бұрын

Is that what he called himself in this election?

I can happily watch Ian Hislop discourse on anything. He's knowledgeable, witty, charming, engaging, disarming, astute ... a veritable man of the people. Long live Ian - a national treasure.

@margaretwyatt6689

17 күн бұрын

Me also

How is the the Sunak Family recieving a £38 billion contract to upgrade the NHS IT system not a criminal act? it should be under investigation at the very least.

@greyghost1152

12 күн бұрын

old pals act

@timothyjames6412

11 күн бұрын

I love the image of the Sunak family going into hospitals to fix the IT! "Have you switched it off and back on again?" ... To be a criminal act it has to be an actual crime - e.g. a statute says "It shall be an offence to ...". The fact you think it is corrupt is not enough. So please cite the law which defines the offence you think was committed, and the facts that show that it was, and by whom (a family can't be a criminal).

@beastylad7418

11 күн бұрын

Is this true? Where can we read this ourselves. 👍

@AnthonyIlstonJones

11 күн бұрын

How is it possible that a Conservative Party Minister from the 1980s has the contract to count all the votes in all General Elections? If that isn't a conflict of interests I don't know what is. But these facts are brushed under the carpet because people don't want to believe that we live in a corrupt 3rd World country. Yet here we are. And don't kid yourself that Starmer will change anything - did anyone see the Telegraph's exposé of his corruption of the Labour Party voting systems (you can say what you like about Corbyn, but at least he was honest). The future isn't looking any brighter, it just looks like we're following the American model - two parties doing the same things just to kid you into thinking that you have a choice, but in reality there is literally nothing separating them other than name.

@AnthonyIlstonJones

11 күн бұрын

And do you really think that a government that consists of approximately 50% barristers is going to pass any law that would criminalise their own activities? And their motivation for destroying the NHS (that even Margaret Thatcher thought was a step too far)? The majority of MPs over the last decade or two have been invested in private healthcare providers and/or private health insurance companies. It's in the lists of member's interests, it's literally iin the public record at this point yet it's still legal for them to vote on legislation that affects the NHS. Words fail me for how corrupt this country is, and it's not going to get better under Starmer believe me.

Am I wrong, but did "Penny" Mordaunt not sound like a landowner praising her good-hearted peasants? Salt of the earth and allthat, jeez

@jimstormcrow

16 күн бұрын

Precisely!

@rowancrew2934

15 күн бұрын

Spot on

@daveroche6522

15 күн бұрын

A bit like Graham Chapmans King Arthur 'conversing' with the peasants in the mud field in 'Holy Grail' - time for a rewatch, methinks.......

@rickjensen2717

14 күн бұрын

Yes indeed m'lady 🧎‍♂️

@artycharr

14 күн бұрын

@@daveroche6522 "HELP IM BEING REPRESSED!"

Ian Hislop is hilarious. Most people who talk a lot about politics seem to think it's all terribly important, so I'm always glad when he sees the silly side.

@stevenshepard3495

10 күн бұрын

Watch the interview Jon Stewart had with Ian Hislop it was amazing!!!! Definitely worth a watch no matter which country you are from

@daddylonglegs2010

10 күн бұрын

Ian realised many years ago that Westminster is just entertainment for the masses. He has insiders feeding him information, so he knows how it all works, or doesn't in most cases.

@reduxmod9178

10 күн бұрын

He does a service to those of us who'd maybe tune out from the drone that politics can be on it's own. Wiithout the touch of brevity that PE offers, I think Myself and others could lose interest.

Rees Mogg going is my favourite. Ive never seen him ďo ANYTHING positive for the country. They make up nonsense jobs for him and he spends his time talking absolute ballacks. Constantly wrong, proved wrong, and mòves on to the next load of nonsense.

@chadvader974

17 күн бұрын

Back to nannys for a damn good thrashing

17 күн бұрын

'Constantly wrong, proved wrong, and mòves on to the next load of nonsense'. A trait inherited from his dad, Mystic 'Mogadon' Mogg. What a waste of space the man is!

@pmb9172

16 күн бұрын

Please , the genuine manufacturers of non jobs are Labour their Union mates and Civil servants who can think of anything to keep them in work.

@methanedirigible

16 күн бұрын

@@pmb9172 🥱 is that the best you’ve got? The 80s called - they want your nonsense about Unions ‘pulling strings’ back. 😂

@stevieg3761

16 күн бұрын

​@@pmb9172ok, what has Mogg done that's so great and worth the money?

no mention of all corruption - stealing- and utter greed of the tory mps

@beaulieuc8910

17 күн бұрын

and sex scandals

@NicholasRoss-l7u

17 күн бұрын

@@beaulieuc8910 yep and sex scandals but you will see the new Lab Gov. do it all the same.....they are just as bad.......remember Mandelson and his lied about his boyfriend and money..he stole / borrowed

@lochnessmunster1189

11 күн бұрын

Labour are just as corrupt. They use workers' money to literally buy votes from those not working.

True blue Tunbridge Wells elected a LibDem MP, for the first time since the Roman Invasion. They truly were disgusted!

The coverage of this is outstanding. Filled with humour and eloquence. Quintessentially British.

I laughed when they described Honest Bob Jenrick as a "moderate". My god.

@MaMusiqueUK

11 күн бұрын

That's why nobody listens to TR

I'll give Morduant some credit, she's far more magnanimous and gracious in defeat than Truss who, predictably, behaved like a toddler

@trishpiglet

16 күн бұрын

Agreed. That was a decent exit speech.

@cuddersop

16 күн бұрын

Insulting to toddlers

@valx7586

15 күн бұрын

Her speech was rather insulting once you realise its the equivalent of only accepting what you did was awful once you've been forced to stop

@stevieinselby

15 күн бұрын

Agreed, that was one of the better concession speeches that I heard that night, and acknowledged that the Tory party had dug its own grave rather than casting around for other people to blame. I'm very happy to see her go, but credit to her for the way she accepted her fate.

@legionarybooks13

15 күн бұрын

As an American, I love seeing that, despite the intense differences between parties, there is still civility and self-reflecting accountability, even in defeat. Sunak actually wished Starmer well and that he hopes the nation will succeed. Such concepts are long dead on this side of the pond, where it's nothing but temper tantrums and calls for "revenge."

Voice of truth and reason Mr Hislop.

'The natural party of government ', what an interesting phrase.

@jeremyhares979

15 күн бұрын

That’s because they think that they are better than the rest of us peasant’s !

@fayesouthall6604

14 күн бұрын

That’s because they think the party is more important than people. They need to get out of government for decades.

@chonny1971

13 күн бұрын

A speech that shows the entitlement of those who see themselves better than others, all because of the " class " you have been born into.

Excellent, shapps the ultimate grifter has finally gone.🎉

@paullakin7777

17 күн бұрын

Voters may well have remembered his dodgy website and false name period.

@eileencorcoran3057

17 күн бұрын

Exactly

@rhone81

17 күн бұрын

Michael Green was elected as an independent though.

@thecheesefactor

16 күн бұрын

If that is his real name.

@amblonyx9516

15 күн бұрын

Chris Philp (bafflingly) remains an MP, though. Arguably the 'lickspittle's lickspittle'.

Ohhh! So it’s now goodbye to lots of those mp’s we’ve come to know and loathe.

The 'adopt a donkey' advert cut across Penny's speech with perfect timing.

@TesterAnimal1

17 күн бұрын

KZread inserts different adverts for different audiences. At viewing time, it holds an instant auction of your eyeballs in which the servers of the advertisers compete extremely quickly to buy X seconds of advert time based on what KZread knows about the current viewer. The winner gets their advert played. Most people didn’t see that advert. I got one for pizza ovens. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@daniellamcgee4251

17 күн бұрын

😂😅

@gdutfulkbhh7537

17 күн бұрын

Who doesn't use an effective adblocker in 2024?

@markbrett2969

16 күн бұрын

​@@gdutfulkbhh7537 Me, but I'm old, and I'm an idiot.

Mordaunt gave a speech after her defeat. That is more than truss, mercer, keegan and others could do. Good riddance to these petulant children.

@sarahjoines9343

14 күн бұрын

I saw on tv an mp friend of truss said it was traditional that that the loser does not make a speech in that seat.

The fact that Baker, Mordent, Truss are all gone really is the cherry on the cake!!!

@paullakin7777

17 күн бұрын

...and Jacob Rees Hercules Grytpype-Thynne!

@johannesnicolaas

17 күн бұрын

... and Therese Coffey is out!!!

@kadourimdou43

17 күн бұрын

And Shapps.

@user-zc4yd9ss7h

17 күн бұрын

And Rees -Mogg.

@adrianbaron4994

17 күн бұрын

The look on Ress Mogg's face when he lost was priceless. I bet he never dreamed that the deferential peasantry in his Somerset constituency would ever vote out a toff like him! I suppose it was because he didn't have Nanny along to help, as he did when he first tried to campaign for the Tories in 1997 when as a 27-year-old Tory pup, he tried to campaign in Glenrothes and Leven, driving around in a Rolls Royce and with Nanny there to hold his hand. Naturally, he lost.

Surprised how little coverage Dorset got. West Dorset has had a Conservative MP since 1885… until last week and is now LibDem. They also overturned a Tory majority on Dorset Council at the local elections.

Round of applause for Maya Ellis. Stood for her first election in the Ribble Valley for labour and won first ever Labour success in the Ribble valley.

@pepper81023

16 күн бұрын

Who ever thought Nigel Evans would leave unless it was in a pine box! Well done Maya

@mazgilmour7734

14 күн бұрын

Same for Tom Hayes, and Kessica Toale in Bournemouth, and Neil Duncan-Jordan of Poole (who got in by just 18 votes)... not bad for an area that has NEVER been red before 👏

Private eye is the only news source that I take seriously. Ironic really!

I'm sure that the piecemeal dismantling of the NHS was the biggest sin by the Conservatives. It is hugely popular in Great Britain and the thinly veiled contempt and disdain for it by the Tories, contributed to their downfall. The People have spoken.

@musicloverlondon6070

17 күн бұрын

They have been slyly attempting a 'Death of 1000 cuts' for the NHS. I also notice that Tory newspapers are constantly trying to sow fear and distrust in the NHS by banner-headlining anything negative about the NHS but never focusing on the millions they treat successfully every day, under very difficult circumstances. We simply cannot afford to let it be lost and end up with the kind of US type system that people like Daniel Hannan and Nigel Farage seem to advocate.

@thecheesefactor

16 күн бұрын

The wait times graph was shown in a lot of the Labour advertising. It was very telling of the Tory neglect of the NHS. How many excess deaths before during and after the pandemic? They failed to act on Exercise Cygnus' recommendations because it was dissonant with their ongoing austerity and shrink-the-state project. Then Johnson disbanded the pandemic preparedness committee.

@TheOwlsarewatching606

16 күн бұрын

the NHS is a basket case with a level of administrative incompetence that buggers up almost everything. But just keep chucking money at lazy aministrators who are serially rude to patients

@davidagnew6191

15 күн бұрын

What "piecemeal dismantling"?

@silphonym

15 күн бұрын

​@@TheOwlsarewatching606and who are to blame for this state of the NHS? The Tories have hollowed out the NHS.

I always enjoy hearing Ian Hislop's political analysis.

Huge amount of tactical voting. Shows that where it matters voters are not as dumb as the media have you believe. The low Labour % due a lot to them voting for the lib dems. Tories will struggle to get a majority for decades if this tactical voting sticks.

@JoeWedgwood-ik9zo

17 күн бұрын

The dumb ones all voted reform

@JohnImrie

17 күн бұрын

Reform is second place in lots of costuancies now, so next time there could be a lot of Reform MPs

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

17 күн бұрын

After the election was called Poll numbers show the Labour voters dropped 6% dramatically and the Lib Dem Vote rose dramatically by exactly the same amount. FPTP works if you vote tactically. The Greens' successes are cases in point. No way that reformed chicken nuggets would have got a single extra vote. They have peaked, just about at the maximum neo-fascist vote obtained by UKIP and Brexit. Parties.

@vaseline69

17 күн бұрын

@@JohnImrie or a split right wing as we saw yesterday

@philthrelfall5294

17 күн бұрын

​@@JohnImrieFartage won't last the next Parliamentary term (too much work for him) and without him, Reform will simply fold. Other Right Wing groups will pop-up, but will not be able to coordinate themselves.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the friends families of failed Tory candidates ! Who will now spend more time in their repulsive company. 🤢🤢🤮

@beaulieuc8910

17 күн бұрын

haha

Grunt Chaps OUT!! Penny Morbid OUT! Jacob Rees Smug OUT! Coffee DOWN THE DRAIN! Liz Trussed UP! there is SOME justice in this world.

I do like the fact that UK politicians make gracious speeches when they lose.

@andrewoliver8930

17 күн бұрын

Except for Liz Truss. She's been on the Trump juice.

@stevieinselby

15 күн бұрын

Some do. Some wander off aimlessly with a bovine vacant look in their eyes (Truss). Some launch into a vitriolic and threatening attack on the people, Labour, the media and everyone else they can blame for their own dismal failure (Fletcher, and I'm sure plenty of others)

@alisondening2207

15 күн бұрын

Errrr …..Liz Truss behaved ungraciously

@StimParavane

15 күн бұрын

@@alisondening2207 Well, I suppose that is no surprise. Ad the exception proves the rule.

@TheArgieH

14 күн бұрын

​@StimParavane Actually that was coined when "proved" meant test, as in firearms, gun powder, spirits etc. Then it makes sense. I must get out more.

Jacob Reece Mogg stormed off on his Penny Farthing after the result.

@msimms-lp5qw

17 күн бұрын

His butler was pushing it

@Fintoman

16 күн бұрын

​@@msimms-lp5qwBack to 1700's

@petulaegharevba7780

14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@pauldesmond5910

13 күн бұрын

He is a prat - anyone agree?

@super_happy_alien509

2 күн бұрын

@@pauldesmond5910 What did prats ever do to be compaired with Mogg ?

"Therese Coffey just lost her seat to the Greens!" "Well that's not surprising, she was Environment Secretary!" - well that made me laugh!!!

@paranormalpendle5920

15 күн бұрын

She actually lost to Labour

I've never heard of Robert "no murals for scared children" Jenrick described as a moderate before.

@fayesouthall6604

14 күн бұрын

By comparison to some. Horrific isn’t it?

Imagine how terrified of Labour you have to be to vote Conservative

@marcwilliams9824

14 күн бұрын

The only time the economy has improved under Labour was when they took office after WW2. The only thing they've been better than was more than half a decade of global carnage. Let's see how they manage the current situation... I'm not hopeful because, let's be honest, the only reason they won is because the Tories have been spectacularly, mind-bogglingly bad.

@Einomar

13 күн бұрын

​@@marcwilliams9824lol sure bub...

@marcwilliams9824

13 күн бұрын

@@Einomar So when did the economy improve under a new Labour government?

@gerryman4589

13 күн бұрын

@@domhuckle sadly there are still lots of die hard tory voters out there who find it convenient to believe tory properganda regarding the labour party they find it convenient to forget the last 14 years of conservative rule and don't want to see the state the country is in evan in my own family last weds night they where spouting tory properganda I got to a point I just switched me phone off very sad😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

@dang6092

13 күн бұрын

@@marcwilliams9824he can't answer that question as he's clearly populist following imbecile incapable of thinking for himself

Penny Moribund. No thanks. Bye

So, how did Count Binface do?

@Brian-om2hh

17 күн бұрын

He thought he had it in the can, but sadly not.....

@JohnImrie

17 күн бұрын

Came last unfortunately

@EmyrDerfel

17 күн бұрын

​@@JohnImriethere were 13 candidates in Richmond and Northallerton, Count Binface came 6th with 308 votes (his best count so far), the 7 candidates below him got about 700 between them. Turnout was 66%, down from 71.5% in 2019.

@grahamwood9428

16 күн бұрын

He,s the PM.

Mistake to assume that the Conservatives would have done so much better had Reform not been there that they might have achieved a hung parliament. The protest vote would simply have gone elsewhere.

@msimms-lp5qw

17 күн бұрын

After the last 14 years ,even that would be considered a success for the tories

@benjones3466

17 күн бұрын

I wonder if Lib Dems might have been the recipient of more of that protest vote in that scenario?

@IrateTurkey

17 күн бұрын

Nah, if the reform vote wasn't there i believe the Tories would have won about 190-220 seats.

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

17 күн бұрын

@@IrateTurkey Nah.

@elaineclift2227

17 күн бұрын

I agree....they won those seats ​in 2019 because UKIP did not contest them. Reform split the right wing vote.

Penny Mordent still has not understood why she lost. Good news that she can no longer bid for leadership of the Conservative Party, as it would have only meant more of the same.

@nickbarton3191

17 күн бұрын

There's still Badenoch and Braverman.

@Nemothewonderfish

17 күн бұрын

​@@nickbarton3191unfortunately

@georgehughes5703

17 күн бұрын

I don't wish to phrase this question in a rude way. With regards to her losing, what does she need to understand?

@nickbarton3191

17 күн бұрын

@@georgehughes5703 She already understands, in her speech she expressed contrition that her party was out of touch with the electorate

@beaulieuc8910

17 күн бұрын

agreed, they are delusional

NO PENSION, NO PEERAGE !!!

Its funny how penny Morbid cry's crocodile tears now, and not when she had influence in the tory party of austerity for the working poor and bonuses for the rich and greedy.

Will Nigel do like when he was MEP, never attend one committee ? 😂😂😂

@fayesouthall6604

14 күн бұрын

He’s got to obey rules now. Let’s see what happens.

@paulqueripel3493

14 күн бұрын

How often will he go to Clacton? He's got to do surgeries hasn't he?

@BillCarrIpswich

13 күн бұрын

​​@@paulqueripel3493Why does everyone want MPs to be social workers? How many layers of local government does someone have to ignore to bother an MP about something?

@paulqueripel3493

13 күн бұрын

@@BillCarrIpswich not social workers, but it is part of the job, actually meeting your constituents.

@nickstone1587

13 күн бұрын

@@paulqueripel3493 I don't think he's obliged to, Nadine Dorries famously visited her constituency about once. However, not everyone in Clacton wants an MP to 'tRiGgEr ThE lIbS', some might actually want them to do something about a near-ruined town, and I fear they're going to find that they've been used as a springboard. Hard to feel too sorry for anyone who voted for him, but not all of them did.

60% turnout, 4 out of 10 people didnt even vote, absolutely shocking

@markh7484

15 күн бұрын

20% of the electorate voted for Labour. i.e. 4 people out of every 5 who could vote, DID NOT VOTE FOR THEM. What a mandate.

@user-iz4rs5vf3n

15 күн бұрын

Because they are either stuck indoors hostage by diabolical non existent public transport or there is simply no party out there representative of their social and political outlook.

@cambs0181

15 күн бұрын

Then 4 out of 10 are in no position to complain.

@JupiterThunder

15 күн бұрын

@@cambs0181 Labour only got support from 20% of registered voters, but they got 63% of the seats. Sham democracy and utterly corrupt. Labour got 9.6m votes - less than Corbyn in 17 and 19 (12.8m and 10.2m respectively).

@philthrelfall5294

15 күн бұрын

@@richardskidmore4710 To be fair, many of these were probably disaffected Tories, who could not bring themselves to vote for anyone else!? The Tories LOST this election, all by themselves!

The Tories forgot the peasants had the power to flush them out finger crossed sunak loses his seat so he leaves the UK and moves back to the States the Tories have let us down I just hope that Labour invest in future voters and give them opportunities if they do this they will stay in power

@therealrobertbirchall

17 күн бұрын

Do you think Blackrock will give back all the stuff the tory and new Labour crooks have sold them at knock down prices since 1979?

@EricaFiore

17 күн бұрын

Very True your comment. The Tory's ruled over us instead as peasant's and forgot we actually matter.

@andyastrand

17 күн бұрын

Happy Sunak kept his seat, let's see how long he can bear sitting on the back benches and serving his constituents before throwing it all in, triggering a by-election and sodding off to California to count his money.

@user-kv4fn7mu5t

17 күн бұрын

@@andyastrand sunak can sit at the back keep his mouth shut and shove his ideas where the sun don't shine the Tories have ruined my boy's life with ther self serving ideas let's hope Labour look out for their future voter's and it might just keep the Tories out of power for twenty year's

@Tao_Tology

17 күн бұрын

"...so he leaves the UK" Why? He is british and the UK is his home.

im a progressive centre lefty and i love Ian because i appreciate honesty and he seems like some of my friends and family who i love and are great folks even though they are centre right conservatives; one common thing, among some others, is a hatred for Thatcherism... (edit) also as a Jewish Scottish Lefty I would say that in the, Scottish context, this election was never going to be about Independence as much as booting the libertarian, neoliberal *Thatcherite tories out.* Indy is most definately not gone and i would say that Starmer needs to realise that and take it more seriously. we need a solid discussion on it. also i loved that lovely lady with her knitting. : P anyway, god bless : )

I love the Clacton joke!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@oitoitoi1

17 күн бұрын

his name is "farage"

@petulaegharevba7780

14 күн бұрын

​@oitoitoi1 😂😂😂

Penny Mourdant loosing her seat was a greater loss for the Tories than the Tories loosing the Election.

It's a beautiful day :)

Watching Matt holding back his tears is hilarious...

4.5m voted Reform UK = 5 seats........3.2m voted for Lib Dems = 72 seats........Stinks to high heaven.

@LeeDon76

11 күн бұрын

I’m Australian. How is that possible?/

@leeosborne3793

11 күн бұрын

​@@LeeDon76Geographic spread of votes. Reform have a low level of support across the whole country. Lib Dems have a lot of support concentrated in particular areas.

@user-pw6gm1tu6q

11 күн бұрын

how does it stink?do u not understand the system we have always had,did u question the system before the election?or only now cos u didnt do aswell as you wanted,you obviously dont understand our system so how could you possibly moan about it never mind the argument for an alternative

@katiePetsy

10 күн бұрын

Reform party is particularly stinky

@angelagladstone8863

10 күн бұрын

Proportional representation...

"Can they not make her (P. Mordent) a lady?" I suppose so, in much the same way that you can make Rwanda a "safe country".

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

17 күн бұрын

If they asked me at Closing Time to score Penny out of Two, I might just about give her One.

@billseymour-jones3224

17 күн бұрын

@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence Reeks of desperation....

@b00ts4ndc4ts

15 күн бұрын

You can blag people into thinking a country is safe but never make her out to be a lady, it just won't wash.

The Labour Party winning with only 34% of the vote share is also amazing, Corbyn had 5% more of the vote share in 2017.

@Nemothewonderfish

17 күн бұрын

Labour didn't campaign in safe seats, voter turnout dropped a lot in those, whereas Corbyn piled up votes in safe seats.

@mickbanner

17 күн бұрын

One was a foregone conclusion. Apathy will take its toll on voting numbers

@Minimmalmythicist

17 күн бұрын

@@Nemothewonderfish I think it´s more that the Tory vote has collapsed rather than there being enthusiasm for Labour. Indeed, if Reform hadn´t run, the Tories would have quite a few more seats (though Labour would probably win overall) Also, it says what a travesty our electoral system is.

@SuperSupermanX1999

17 күн бұрын

@@Minimmalmythicist 100% agreed. as much as I'm enjoying the result for the Tories, I think it's dangerous to think that this is in any way a healthy democratic result.

@rivgacooper5330

17 күн бұрын

​@SuperSupermanX1999 Not really people do not bother voting if they think it is a done deal. Labour supporters are much less likely to turn out as every paper, TV program and pod cast is saying it is already a done deal.

Hislop is a pure British gem. Keep digging up the dirt Ian .

Penny mordaunt was very honest and ladylike in her speech said it how it is. I hope we will see her again. She is a very intelligent lady with a lot to offer the country❤

"So who's gone that you're going to miss Ian?" "Um, next?"

Mordaunt can now go play 'dress ups' on TV....oh

Reform had influence over the Tory government but have facilitated Labour winning and will have no influence over them at all.

I'm glad Penny and Therese are now free to commence their Dancing and Sword Carrying National Feel Good Tour. It'll be just like the Olympic Flame parade from the good old days.

Imagine the tories being so bad for so long and Labour only gain 1.6% of votes. This was almost as damning result for them as it was the tories.

@ellydavis2066

13 күн бұрын

But luckily enough.

@travelbugse2829

13 күн бұрын

Indeed - it was not a vote for Labour under Starmer, rather was it a massive condemnation of the corruption, incompetence and hyprocrisy that the Tories had sunk to.

@lochnessmunster1189

11 күн бұрын

@@travelbugse2829 Same as the corruption, incompetence and hypocrisy of the last Labour government. They're all the same.

ALWAYS a distinct PLEASURE seeing/hearing Ian Hislop!! a TRUE measure of his knowledge & insight ALWAYS welcome! SO pleased he enjoyed the election night as much as I did!!....the Coffey seat REPLACED by a GREEN MP....MAGIC!!

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

17 күн бұрын

Labour downed the coffee.

@paulmillard3252

15 күн бұрын

He isn't that smart is he, he said Reform wouldn't win any seats even on 18% of the vote share, then Reform won 5 seats on 14% and came second in 98 seats.

How many Tories will now appear in the jungle with Ant and Dec? Kangaroo testicle obligatory. Or they could be dancing on ice ? Or Strictly? Form a queue ladies and gentlemen.

Davey combined two things that other nominees failed to do. He appeared human and he had policies and not just slogans.

The reform candidate took 8 thousand votes from penny😂👍

@ArtyFactual_Intelligence

17 күн бұрын

What's he like in a Bathing Suit?

@jonnutter

17 күн бұрын

Reform took 5,000 votes from the Tories in my constituency. Labour won by 3,000. Reform is a force to be reckoned with

@alfsmith4936

17 күн бұрын

@@jonnutter No they're not. They're just a right wing vote splitter. Either party going the way of the other costs one of them votes now and they will be busy fighting each other, while Labour carry on with grown up business.

@philthrelfall5294

17 күн бұрын

No, the Tories lost 8,000+ votes. Reform scooped up 8000 of these, through a combination of protest votes & racism. When people see that their policies are just talk, that support will simply drift away!

@rowancrew2934

15 күн бұрын

That’s the only positive thing Reform has done.

Tory karma sends Starmer to number 10. 😊

Watching this as an American in Massachusetts, USA, and discovering that we stole even more place names from the British than I originally thought! We have 3 Bridgewaters near where I grew up here in Massachusetts: Bridgewater, East Bridgewater and West Bridgewater. On the grim side, I wish that they hasn't cut it off where they did since Ian was bringing up the issue of extreme far right people getting elected. We're in the middle of an attempted fascist takeover here in the U.S., which would end Democracy here.

@jeremyhares979

15 күн бұрын

It’s happening all over Europe unfortunately

@helenorrin7537

15 күн бұрын

​@jeremyhares979 except the French sorted it today!

@andrewnash7696

14 күн бұрын

What democracy?

@SandraT1107

14 күн бұрын

It must be a worry :/

@suefila6699

14 күн бұрын

The French have stopped the far right….if only until next time. In USA Trump has disassociated himself (another massive lie!) from Project 25. He has provided the Dems with an open goal against the GOP - they MUST take every opportunity to publicise how frightening this document is, to the swing voters. No good to try and explain to the MAGAS who are mostly unable to read or concentrate on the spoken word, for longer than three minutes! 💙💙💙

Hislop is the star

Just think by the end of Labour's term, there will be 5 million new voters to ensure they get in again.

@jimpaddy79

17 күн бұрын

Where do you get that figure from

@grahamwood9428

16 күн бұрын

Wanna bet.

Do you know, I think that's the first time I've ever seen Penny Mordaunt smile..?

@tommymurphy459

15 күн бұрын

Think I blinked and missed that... 😐

The difference between Penny Mordaunt's dignified speech and Liz Truss's pathetic churlish actions is stark, I'm Labour but I can't believe these 2 are in the same party . Well done Penny 🎉

@theresabradley4716

16 күн бұрын

Agree, except for when she said the Tories were the natural party of Government. Such arrogance.

@kathchandler4919

15 күн бұрын

@theresabradley4716 unfortunately folk have been overwhelmed by information continually fad to the via right wing media! In days not too far distant it was Almost exclusively newspapers , made worse since most have been bought out by foreign billionaires, these men (they are & have been all men) are all about power & influence , add to this we had nearly 18 solid years of Tory governance, from 1979 & Thatcher coming in to 1997 & her successor with 7 years under his belt going out to Blair. The education during those awful years was dire, they ran our schools down, so much so in fact one of our masters in my Grammar school started up a tuck shop to buy books for we pupils as we had maybe one between 3 pupils, shocking. Where I'm going will this is, I had 2 very intelligent parents as were my mother's parents too ! I was brought up in a political household, was also taught about money and how a household should run , the education I received at school was the cherry on top. Many children didn't receive that level of understanding, they, sadly, got much of their knowledge from the likes of the Sun, subliminal messages were regularly placed on pages 2 or 3 , right next to the page 3 girls ! No wonder once they had families of their own they passed nothing of value on and, more often. negative information which we're seeing the 2nd and, sometimes, 3rd generation now who are clueless as to what politics are about other than to shout hard about jobs and houses being taken by 'illegal' immigrants (refugees to the more informed) Sadly, in the last 14 years this phenomena has gone from bad to worse ! Thank god change is coming 🙏

@killakanzgaming

14 күн бұрын

I hear the ex-Basingstoke Tory MP and expenses scandal extraordinaire Maria Miller didn't even bother giving an exit speech. When it came clear she was going to loose, she threw a congrats to the winner then stormed out in a huff and hasn't been seen since. Also, Basingstoke is free from the Tories after 100 years under them! Why isn't this making headlines?

Coffee flushed 😂

Did having to take ID to vote have an effect on numbers of people voteing or has this fact been forgotten ?

@ruth.greening

17 күн бұрын

Yes! 💯

@grahamwood9428

16 күн бұрын

Why shouldn,t you prove your I.D. unless you have something to hide?

@hamishpriest

16 күн бұрын

@@grahamwood9428 Something to hide because we are all guilty, same old boring answer. I haven't had too prove who i am to vote up to now and i have voted regularly for over 40 years. I was just suggesting a reason to why their was a low turn out. But you don't like to read properly. People like you eh. Also i didn't have to prove my ID, I had to use my ID. Can't read a comment correctly and can't attack my comment correctly. This level of intelligence make's me think you voted for Reform.

@jeremyhares979

15 күн бұрын

A lot of people don’t have a passport or a drivers licence , what else is there ?

@hamishpriest

15 күн бұрын

@@jeremyhares979 exactly, so a lot of people couldn't vote. Not because they have something to hide.

Bournemouth's 2 seats, and Poole have NEVER been red before... but now they are!! 👏 (although in Poole, there was only 18 votes in it!)

I want to adopt Ian. I know he's thirty years older than me, but he is so adorable. Look at his cheeks!

Welfare system reformed by Tories will take good care of them ....

@VincentPeters-vs2us

17 күн бұрын

I hope they have v. large mortgages.🤨

@sluglife9785

17 күн бұрын

There but for the grace of blightey...

@cupguin

17 күн бұрын

It all feels like a fever dream but I'm fairly sure they introduced a larger financial payout to MPs who have lost their seats. So they have plenty of welfare for Tory MPs who don't have a job and don't feel like working.

Well done Pompey. Moggsit too !!! Brilliant!!

@Govanmauler

17 күн бұрын

Moggsit 😂😂 nice work

@mattwilmshurst8456

17 күн бұрын

@@Govanmauler 😀

Well done, now we have Tony Blair as Prime Minister!!

Mordaunt looked relieved. She has been looking stressed and annoyed in PMQs for several months - she knew it was possible.

@thecheesefactor

16 күн бұрын

I was surprised more MPs did not cross the floor a few months ago. I thought she might.

@shirleyn546

16 күн бұрын

True, for a long time now she just looked like she never wanted to be there

Just a thought, whats really remarkable is the low turn out. Labours "landslide" was with only 34% of the public. That tells me, that an awful lot people are not convinced by any of them! It also shows what a joke first past the post is. After all the hype, 2/3rds of the public didn't vote, the distrust and dislike of political parties seems to me paramount.

@BromideBride

17 күн бұрын

A lot of us who actually voted aren't convinced by any of them. Voting tactically to gain some breathing space was the only option. Maybe four years of leftist-right Labour followed by four of far-right Reform will wake the sleeping masses. I'm seriously looking into emigration as a political refugee. Bolivia looks promising. Even walking the Darian gap southward has an appeal that the future of Britain can't compete with.

@Tao_Tology

17 күн бұрын

There has been well over a year where labour were predicted to win and to win handsomely. That really does reduce turnout for supporters of 'the ones who are definitely going to win' since.....well, they were so likely to.

@EmyrDerfel

17 күн бұрын

40% of the electorate didn't vote, 2/3rd of 2024 votes cast weren't for Labour. Angry extremists always turn out, otherwise you might not turn out if you think your vote won't count, whether your party is likely to lose hard or win comfortably. Need PR so that we don't have wasted votes or tactical voting.

@Tao_Tology

17 күн бұрын

@@EmyrDerfel Uh, you understand that you _still_ get 'tactical voting' with PR, don't you?

@EmyrDerfel

17 күн бұрын

@@Tao_Tology only when your preferred party is unlikely to get enough votes for even a single member.

Farage's seat count amounts 0.006% of the Commons. That's how relevant he is !

9:21 Tories still telling people to be scared….politicians should be selling hope.

@BlastastiC

17 күн бұрын

Here in NI, the TUV amazingly have an election poster with the word Hope struck through on it.

Blackadder and Baldrick have managed to achieve decisive turnip. Hurrah!

Those Tories who shared Reform's popularist views seem to have fared better than the 'one nation' Conservatives. The future of the Conservative party that Thatcher would have recognised is very much in doubt as a vicious round of in-fighting seems very much on the cards now. A theme tune for this? "Things can only get Bitter!"

@chrimbus71

17 күн бұрын

Did you stay up all night...thinking up that funny

@hypsyzygy506

15 күн бұрын

🎶 "You stick your left knife in, and your left knife out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about..."

Less than a 1,000 votes in it and i was one and my wife was another! Portsmouth United!! STRONG ISLAND!! 🏝️

@super_happy_alien509

2 күн бұрын

Have Portsmouth fix the Road signs yets ,, for out of City to take you out of city instead of taking round a loop of the city passing the point again and again.

@MostlyPennyCat

Күн бұрын

@@super_happy_alien509 No idea, please tell me which road that is on and I'll look next time I'm there

May this beating for the Tories be a real lesson that they treated the voter with contempt and Moredant can forget “ I just can’t wait to be king.”

Mansfield has found the Tories are no good at last !

I appreciate the comfortable chaos of this video. The future is techno-wonky.

As an American. I think I understand the basic aims of the Tory and Labor Parties - but I'm not completely clear on the position of the Reform Party.

@harrietkinloch7451

12 күн бұрын

Tory and Labour are all for davos and WEF, (globalists), reform are for Britain and the British citizens, like Trump!

@PinkbombUK

10 күн бұрын

Reform = Far right... quite unpleasant. Think "V for vendetta" - thats what they would be like.

Can we stop giving reform such a mention? Maybe start discussing the greens instead? Those reform racists don’t deserve airtime.

@jodawson5268

12 күн бұрын

Reform is not a racist party they are the true Conservative voice. I'll give Labour less than 12 months before they run into Trouble with the electorate.

@Milkydrummer

12 күн бұрын

@@jodawson5268yeah yeah…

Happy 4th of July independence from the Tories day. Terese Coffey will have plenty time on her hands over the next few years for coffee breaks she cannot do any further damage to our economy.

Tories deserted the business & middle class with IR35 reforms, the most un-conservative thing they have ever done, that and stealth taxes, could even be seen as a vendetta against small businesses. They never seemed to achieve anything when Boris left and Brexit is something we will all blame the conservatives for. I was a true blue but because I did not know what the conservatives stood for anymore found it hard to choose with the ballet paper in front of me. I knew they would lose at that point. Time to go on a spending spree with labour in charge which will be good for social services. Farage's success can be compared with the Boris factor, he has the ear of the working man and suspect the next election might see him in if he can get rid of his right wing racist image.

@TesterAnimal1

17 күн бұрын

“Image”? 😂😂😂😂

@EmyrDerfel

17 күн бұрын

​@@BromideBrideFarage has a long way to go to catch Starmer when it comes to donkeys, Kier had a donkey sanctuary he bought for his mum (who has since passed).

@seanoneill7710

17 күн бұрын

good point - amazing how you could take dividends from multiple companies you owned or had invested in except being rewarded by being able to take from your own and benefit from all your own hard work

"I've lost many good colleagues tonight" 🤣

Penny Mordor - what did you achieve for the people of Portsmouth?