Man, crashes $570 mil boat. Chat: "he's throwing for content"

They should've thrown all the passengers off to slow down the ship so it didn't hit the rocks. Lemme tell you those passengers were not worth 570m.

@DarkLife3074

3 жыл бұрын

Throwing the passengers off would've sped up the ship

@pewpewpandas9203

3 жыл бұрын

@Mase 12345 3 head. momentum = mass * velocity. Reduce the mass, and you get a one S P I C Y meat-a-ball

@ll7090

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkLife3074 Throw em forward and let Newton's third do the rest.

@kenana5941

3 жыл бұрын

Throw them onto the rock to pad the hit

@jonsve4948

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenana5941 actually 300iq, 570m is a lot of dabloons

I died when chat said "Hat Trick Poggies"

Alpha Hasan: turns a 7 second video into a 2 hour video Sigma Atrioc: turns a 46 minute video into a 19 video

@beef5able

2 жыл бұрын

has to make room for the additional better content

@ethanguptill3417

2 жыл бұрын

Hasan makes a 7 second video into a 7 second video

@jacklafferty6654

Жыл бұрын

Don't see how Hasan gets so many viewers it's crazy to me

@ethanguptill3417

Жыл бұрын

@@jacklafferty6654 he is considered attractive

@goodytchannelngl4956

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanguptill3417 keyword “considered”

funnily enough what he said about the head on collision is perfectly true despite what stupid chat says lol. Literally the same thing has happened with titanic. They tried to avoid the iceberg and tore the side of the ship flooding too many compartments. Both ships would have had a much greater chance of survival had they hit head on instead of the sides

@magnusamann6806

2 жыл бұрын

Don't know how accurate this is but still, if the helmsman hadn't turned the wrong way first the decision would've been correct, apparently. So surprisingly both would've worked...

The editing was great makes it fun but also encourages people to watch the source video keep it up

@harpot678

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, who hasnt watched the video

@erikhjortsater5461

3 жыл бұрын

@@harpot678 I haven’t..

@spagetti9271

3 жыл бұрын

@@erikhjortsater5461 come on man how are you not going to watch an Internet Historian video day it drops

@silver4905

3 жыл бұрын

Quack alt spotted

@Zack_Taylor

3 жыл бұрын

I've already watched the source video. But this it still worth watching

Big A would just sing a sea shanty and be able to fast travel to the destination

6:53 They say if the Titanic hit the iceberg head on it would have been able to stay afloat, but they tried to avoid it and ended up ripping open the entire side of the ship

This man must be insane at among us.

“There’s no bad ideas in a crisis” I tell my teammates as I buy an op, grab the spike, and run straight down B long, getting domed instantly.

they got a $570 million dollar boat but can’t afford to put wings on it, would have been the greatest rock ramp gambit of all time

Internet historian: *uploads* Atrioc: It’s free real estate

You can't just put "Those rocks look sus" in the thumbnail

@loganmartian715

3 жыл бұрын

It's the only reason I clicked the video

@thedoublessymbol

3 жыл бұрын

Haha amogus reference go brrr

@snickle1980

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedoublessymbol 7 months later...brrr intensifies

Ik this video is 5 months ago but watching this now. Atrioc was so right hitting head on 6:50 one of the main reasons the titanic sank was that it tried to avoid the ice berg by turning but the iceberg cut the side of the ship leading it to sink. If they would have hit straight on the boat wouldn’t have went down at all or at the very least go down slower then it did.

@BeeTriggerBee

2 жыл бұрын

Or you know heed the warnings from numerous other ships but instead told them (not joking) to shut the fuck up because the telegram operators where to busy sending messages from the rich peoples to other rich people in the US.

@LittlePinkBowser

Жыл бұрын

Yes and no, hitting it head on would have been a better outcome than the one that happened, but an even better outcome would have been avoiding the collision altogether, which they were very close to doing, also just straight up ramming a rock you have a decent chance of avoiding sounds like a great way to be sued for up to half a billion dollars by multi-billionaires

The more accurate versions is even funnier the caption wasnt even on the bridge when the crash happens cus he was off with a mistress in the casino

Nice video! This is an excellent example of what fair use is. Not those people that watch the entire thing and add 2 comments at the end. You show as little of the original content as necessary, here it’s just like 20% of the original video, and all the times it is shown is to make comments on it. Great job whoever edited this. Makes a great promo for the original video.

@stego7782

3 жыл бұрын

Drake thats quack baby

@conesmad

3 жыл бұрын

Drake quack

@umey3445

11 ай бұрын

To be clear, this is not actually fair use. Internet historian could claim or strike it if he wanted to, he doesn’t

@eleonarcrimson858

8 ай бұрын

@@umey3445are any reaction content fair use?

@umey3445

8 ай бұрын

​@@eleonarcrimson858 not traditional 'react' content. Commentary videos can be but its complicated and subjective. If it's criticism or review, its probably going to be fine, though almost none of these cases actually go to court.

Been watching these KZread highlights for a week now and decided to pop into the stream today to see what was up. I don’t really go on twitch but I thought I’d give it a try. The whole stream was so funny dude I had a lot of fun watching. I’ll definitely be back in the future

Imagine being one of the people on the land seeing a cruise and expecting a sail by and then the ship just crashes

“Its drip or drown and he aint drownin” its my favorite quote of all time

Damn it’s really harder to get into ur local community college than retain a job as captain of a cruise ship.... and the punishment for cheating at said community college is more strict than killing people on board lol

@joshuabreurken2424

3 жыл бұрын

Plus u get a waaayyy cooler hat as a captain

@aarondx3764

3 жыл бұрын

The guy got 16 years how can commuity college be worse?

@bennett301

3 жыл бұрын

@@aarondx3764 I was just joking haha couldn’t come up with a better joke

@aarondx3764

3 жыл бұрын

@@bennett301 lol

Scraping frontal would definitely have been better than what accually happened, but remember, what happened happened only because of poor communication, they were trying to dodge the rocks entirely!

Dude Atrioc is fucking funny. I cracked like 5 good LULWs out loud. Great work my guy.

Hitting the rocks with the bow would actually be the best way. There is a collision bulkhead separating the bow from the rest of the hull, which is stronger than normal bulkheads.

3:07 I love how he’s just giggling like a kid a Chuck E. Cheese

My great uncle was on the Costa Concordia when it crashed, great to see Big A bringing some attention to this issue

"He was drifting???" But he's crashed like this twice already,, so,,, Deja vu, he's been in this place before

"There is no wrong ideas in a crisis" - Also what the captain said.

"Le verità sommerse" literally means "Underwater truths" or "Hidden truths"

If Atrioc and Mark Wahlberg teamed up we would never have another tragedy.

The guy in chat who said do a barrel roll when Atrioc recommended to use the rock as a ramp

Man the video was super funny, but i remember that here in italy it was a huuuge deal. The schettino drama stayed on the news for months

Atrioc would prevent the crash by simply using the brake pedal

Real ones know when the thumbnail was “don’t hit those rocks”

The captain is the last man who leave the ship and he just fucking bailed with the passenger is what made laugh so hard.

And just like that I will never embark on a ship Atrioc is captain of. “Heading towards a crash? Full speed ahead!”

So what im getting that Atrioc woulda still sunk the ship, but he woulda done it with style

@thatoneguy9582

2 жыл бұрын

swag route

Still sigma male strong, always been #lonewolf since the beginning!

This was honestly one of the funniest streams i have been apart of

As an Italian I am pleasently surprised to see this case getting attention globally even if it happens like 15 years ago and I was a child

Maybe the old stories about mermaids leading sailors to the rocks with song was true, and now it's turned into the captain's mistress distracting him

this would be an insane hitman level

He actually went back and changed the thumbnail to “Those rocks look sus” lmao that’s hilarious whoever mentioned that when he was making the thumbnail on stream deserves credit

People were laughing at at riot for saying you would want to collide head on. But that is actually what is thought that the titanic tried to do but didn’t quite make it. And they think that would have saved the ship since only one compartment would have flooded.

This was my first Atrioc video and we’ve come along way from here. I thought this vid in my recommended was gonna be some like meh reaction but Atrioc was unironically funny watching his reactions

Your smile makes me feel all the emotions at once

Already watched this a couple of times, but gotta watch big A

This man deserves so much more love ❤️❤️

Been watching lots of your content, love the casual comedy... this is one of my favorites I have seen so far tho

Stealing that bell is a big flex that I hope to see one day

8:00 Them Duke boys are at it again.

OMG ATRIOC’S idea of stopping the boar had me DYING!

Atrioc is over here trying to jump the shark in a cruise ship.

I love the mix of satire and facts. Its like Huggabees How its Actually Made series lol

Alternate title: atrioc giggles while a boat crashes

From the godawful captain to the guy saying puns this is such a funny situation. Rip to the dead people though

One of Atrioc’s funniest vids. Always coming with the laughs big A

Atrioc was just laughing the whole video. I love it

Somehow I've seen this video three times and am still not bored of it.

Dude you are funny af, cant wait to check out your stream xD

WATCH THE QNA!

Not only did the captain crash TWO ships already, but he crashed the Concordia trying to do the EXACT SAME MANEUVRE.

Those rocks look sus

You called the guy waiting outside the prison a speedrunner, does this mean that people getting parole should be added to a leaderboard since they speedrun their sentence faster?

“Just brake” and “hit it head on” … … no one let this man near a boat 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

One of the best react video ever

I got a cruise ship ad before this

I was a sailer for a few years on the 230-300 metre bulkers, loaded they’re only 40,000-130,000 tons, it took over 2 miles to come to a dead stop. I can’t imagine how long a fuckin CRUISE SHIP would take lmao They definitely threw for content

Damn, its been exactly 10 years since it happened. KZread recommended is stepping up their game

Thing is... You're not wrong in hitting bow rather than stern, in that situation you want to minimise contact and damage so going head in or trying to slam the ship against the rocks and hoping to bounce off are actually better options to a scrape... It's not garrenteed, but it's just generally better odds... Course at that point you want to be calling muster stations immediately as you are committing to a crash for the purpose of preserving the ship longer to successfully evacuate.

i havent laughed this much in a while

bro I was practicing against pure vessel and couldn't stop laughing at this

I don't know why but as Italian it's almost weird to see people talk about this outside of Italy It's nice

Captain was just a sigma

7:04 I CANT STOP LAUGHING HERE LMAO

I don’t think Atrioc was thinking about the weight of a cruise ship when he was ramping it off the rock 😭 imagine 200,00 gross tons (448,000,000 lbs) of metal going 16 knots (18 mph) into a rock it would crush its self like stomping a soda can i would have to imagine but damn that would be somethin else

@wyatttibbitts8603

3 жыл бұрын

Nah Atrioc is built different. He would be able to ramp that thing.

@vanessgerminaro8321

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyatttibbitts8603 you right you right

14:03 I mean I’ve never slept through a crash but I have slept through when someone broke into my house while my dog is nonstop barking and even when the police arrived with all the noises and lights.

The greatest Tokyo drift 💀💀💀💀 fk I laughter so hard that that, goddamn

6:57 correct! that's also how the Titanic could have survived

Great video AT !

Best atrioc vid no doubt

Honestly we've all been under house arrest for quarantine

already watched this twice but the atrioc difference making me watch it again

@ayylmaoo5315

3 жыл бұрын

same pog

7:10 i know this is two years late but yes actually if you head on it you contain the damage to one or two water tight doors and the ship probably wouldn't've sank

Thumbnail made me laugh out loud, incredible

Chat was totally wrong, hitting the rocks head on would have saved it. The reason they didn't is that unlike the swing manouvre, it's not sanctioned and is considered intentionally damaging the ship, so if he had struck them head on, the ship would have survived but his career and possibly the career of the entire rest of the bridge crew would have been over so they didn't even consider it

the only "brakes" on a boat are to throw it in reverse, but the problem then is that you can't turn

It's crazy how this is the same company that launched the titanic, some things never change...

Don't forget this occurred on Friday the 13th of 2012 on the 100 year anniversary of the titanic sinking, and My Heart Will Go On was actually playing while this was happening lmao

I guess you can call the captain "DK"

3:50 pogchamp

14:40 linesman, nope he was a helmsman. Bc he manned the helm

"Well he already crashed twice so now that those are out of the way. he's not going to crash again!"

0:47 generous and kind world atrio let's not see it again

16:54 I'm amazed that you're the first reactor I've seen point this out. Like why the f*ck is he even being prosecuted. He didn't even know half of what was going on. If anything prosecute the idiot who hired him. I was happy he got away. LMAO XD.

At 7:00 he was right many people think that the titanic would have stayed afloat longer they went head on

Please post more reacts to the Internet Historian : )

not the front part because then the ship will be front heavy.... its the middle just in front of the engines and the circuit panels.... as long as they didn't put something stupid there...

More like 3 boatloads of trouble

Atrioc would have saved the Fucken TITANIC

I got an ad for cruise ships while watching this