I wish I had 3 hands (Balatro)

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  • @gz7006
    @gz70063 ай бұрын

    I've finally started watching NL with some regularity with Balatro and I'm already starting to talk like him. Sorry, I mean, Me when I'm a Type A KZread Andrew dipped in Mama Liz's Parasocial oil

  • @Gilg4me5h

    @Gilg4me5h

    3 ай бұрын

    and I'm lovin every minute of it, jerry.

  • @HmongHeroo

    @HmongHeroo

    3 ай бұрын

    Okay NL's second account

  • @dracula7779

    @dracula7779

    3 ай бұрын

    Now we're cooking with gas

  • @jivjov

    @jivjov

    3 ай бұрын

    Yea I say "oh, I have None ______" irl a lot now

  • @boneyzoney9551

    @boneyzoney9551

    3 ай бұрын

    NL is Danglish (Simplified) Don’t talk to me unless you got a Phdicity in como se dice pace picante you piece

  • @raijingami
    @raijingami3 ай бұрын

    The "Rarely Skip Blinds" strategy was never heard from ever again.

  • @average.yt.commenter609

    @average.yt.commenter609

    3 ай бұрын

    The skipping when the entire challenge revolves around playing blinds

  • @EDoyl

    @EDoyl

    3 ай бұрын

    22 out of 24 hours per day he's not skipping any Balatro blinds. That's over ninety percent of the time!

  • @Rumcake256

    @Rumcake256

    3 ай бұрын

    LOL

  • @RalorPenwat

    @RalorPenwat

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm over here copium praying this stream was recorded before the YT episode.

  • @Sheamu5

    @Sheamu5

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah I bet this was before the just for KZread video

  • @average.yt.commenter609
    @average.yt.commenter6093 ай бұрын

    Madness dipped in mama liz's ignored oil

  • @megadumpy7042

    @megadumpy7042

    3 ай бұрын

    +2

  • @blehbleh9283

    @blehbleh9283

    3 ай бұрын

    +2

  • @kje.123

    @kje.123

    3 ай бұрын

    +2

  • @charlesblasini2134

    @charlesblasini2134

    3 ай бұрын

    And he got it TWICE. TWICE!!!! That seems like the easiest combo!!!

  • @urDAsellsAVON99

    @urDAsellsAVON99

    3 ай бұрын

    +2

  • @Urbaninjaq
    @Urbaninjaq3 ай бұрын

    "May thy knife chip and shatter bud". I should expect it more because of how popular Dune is becoming due to the movies, but it was so unexpected that it gave me whiplash like you wouldn't believe.

  • @Cmolloy8798
    @Cmolloy87983 ай бұрын

    9:45 NL roasting a Type A chatter may as well be a dog whistle to the Type B chatters

  • @cloudsora
    @cloudsora3 ай бұрын

    12:55 As a 32 year old who watched Love Hina growing up I was laughing at this cus of how accurate his statement was. I was just thinking how it's wild Love Hina got referenced in 2024. NL's funny sometimes and has a wild way of thinking other times but I respect him as a content creator and he's absolutely right, if you can't laugh at yourself you're definitely a bit cooked.

  • @mergentaro

    @mergentaro

    3 ай бұрын

    my immediate thought was how the hell would someone who hasn't watched love hina know what love hina is ahaha. NL definitely taking careful aim with these shots, nothing about em is a stray

  • @whisqey
    @whisqey3 ай бұрын

    6:25 me when im catching up with a buddy and we discuss the breakup between our mutual friends Ayte VIII and and Eve Ince and the implications it will have on the current friend group climate

  • @Dancyspartan

    @Dancyspartan

    3 ай бұрын

    i was ready to hit you with the -2 but then i clicked the timestamp and ur cooking +2

  • @lafrasjohanuys

    @lafrasjohanuys

    3 ай бұрын

    -2 much love you fucking freak keep up the good work

  • @chubbyGrimblr

    @chubbyGrimblr

    2 ай бұрын

    HOLY +2

  • @GG4GJake
    @GG4GJake3 ай бұрын

    "its tuesday, what do you own a japanese restaurant?" had me dying

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy0073 ай бұрын

    2:22 Only just noticed "Wee Joker" sounds like sorta like "Ouija" it was made to be.

  • @Catastophi
    @Catastophi3 ай бұрын

    havent even gotten past the stream start screen and im already angry

  • @Saige-Asc

    @Saige-Asc

    3 ай бұрын

    Was it the JFK reference or the memetic hazard?

  • @eamonntee

    @eamonntee

    3 ай бұрын

    Homestuck

  • @pixelbomb97

    @pixelbomb97

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@f8plays673 I think it was attributing an FDR quote to JFK.

  • @terepypypes4214

    @terepypypes4214

    3 ай бұрын

    holy shit hi aradia megido

  • @djflaffwaffe2462

    @djflaffwaffe2462

    3 ай бұрын

    how stuck is this home

  • @IYPITWL
    @IYPITWL3 ай бұрын

    From Wenceslas to Love Hina this man's perspicacity is unmatched.

  • @lontvany

    @lontvany

    3 ай бұрын

    being the most sane streamer working on an insane platform probably helps

  • @SerjeTheRobot

    @SerjeTheRobot

    3 ай бұрын

    "perspicacity" - the quality of having a ready insight into things; shrewdness. "shrewdness" - the quality of having or showing a good power of judgement. "judgement" - a variety of Tarot card in the video game 'Balatro'; creates a Joker upon activation. "joker" - Northernlion when talking about not washing one's hands after taking a piss.

  • @Dancyspartan

    @Dancyspartan

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@SerjeTheRobot+2

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F83 ай бұрын

    I know what I'd be doin with that third hand

  • @tuoosaurus1780

    @tuoosaurus1780

    3 ай бұрын

    Rolling and re-rolling on my yellow deck

  • @Biosquid239

    @Biosquid239

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@tuoosaurus1780+2

  • @darthsnarf

    @darthsnarf

    3 ай бұрын

    playing with your deck?

  • @RobotnikPlngas

    @RobotnikPlngas

    3 ай бұрын

    You hit your mother with that third hand?

  • @Phoenix0F8

    @Phoenix0F8

    29 күн бұрын

    @@darthsnarf now that's damn true bruva

  • @jabbawabs
    @jabbawabs3 ай бұрын

    "I WANT SOME KARAAGE!"

  • @litapd311
    @litapd3113 ай бұрын

    NL when he has a ceremonial dagger and a spectral pack "double it and give it to me"

  • @ScarletKomi
    @ScarletKomi3 ай бұрын

    14:12 Śmigus dyngus in Poland, you traditionally spray water on each other and you do get a day off work

  • @macilaci92

    @macilaci92

    3 ай бұрын

    Holy damn i thought us hungarians the only one doing it

  • @nacii.

    @nacii.

    3 ай бұрын

    you realize how made up this sounds

  • @tylerphuoc2653

    @tylerphuoc2653

    3 ай бұрын

    @@nacii. Look up La Tomatina in spain. Literally a cafeteria-ass foodfight on steroids

  • @gracjanchudziak4755

    @gracjanchudziak4755

    3 ай бұрын

    Śmingus dipped in mama liz's dyngus oil

  • @landencarpenter

    @landencarpenter

    3 ай бұрын

    @@nacii. yeah and it is fun. live life.

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell62543 ай бұрын

    Bro legit hit us with a memetic hazard in the first minute.

  • @williammitchell6254

    @williammitchell6254

    3 ай бұрын

    catch my ass creating the machine thats kills 99% of humanity cause of a Balatro video.

  • @peterwysoczanski9391
    @peterwysoczanski93913 ай бұрын

    its Śmigus-dyngus - where people are woken up by squirting them with water guns and water bottles and such - and Easter is the #1 holiday in the Christian community

  • @Pertilious
    @Pertilious3 ай бұрын

    As an anime watcher it actually cracks me up when he comes out with the Japanese/anime burn but I actually thought his pronunciation wasn't that bad.

  • @RobotnikPlngas

    @RobotnikPlngas

    3 ай бұрын

    Profile pic checks out +2

  • @Omniczech
    @Omniczech3 ай бұрын

    The Love Hina offhand bit got me fully laughing, a joke that has maybe 5 years of intended audience.

  • @Dancyspartan

    @Dancyspartan

    3 ай бұрын

    5 years of intended audience? this doesn't parse. 11 thumbs up from perverts that only need a title Flash to whip out the fleshlight seek god

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni3 ай бұрын

    6:50 dipped in mama liz' joey wheeler oil

  • @stu3131
    @stu31313 ай бұрын

    25:50 Avey Tare referenced, favorite musician of all time. Man after my own heart, Lion.

  • @iMONOXIDEi

    @iMONOXIDEi

    3 ай бұрын

    lets gooooo

  • @rickilydickily

    @rickilydickily

    3 ай бұрын

    Maynard james keenan mentioned

  • @jaketannery876

    @jaketannery876

    3 ай бұрын

    what would i want sky reference shook me

  • @stu3131

    @stu3131

    3 ай бұрын

    @@jaketannery876 Same, had to replay at least 5 times.

  • @seanmurphy2573
    @seanmurphy25733 ай бұрын

    A true master has the secret life of Walter Mitty on one screen, gladiator on the other and Balatro in the middle

  • @realsushrey
    @realsushrey3 ай бұрын

    20:10 "The climbing has been completed." What a relief.

  • @opie_
    @opie_3 ай бұрын

    Passing up on BOTH madnesses?

  • @BraydenSMoore

    @BraydenSMoore

    3 ай бұрын

    This is the one that makes me a Type A chatter

  • @samward343
    @samward3433 ай бұрын

    NL cooked banter wise in this video

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg38943 ай бұрын

    Two episodes in one day dipped in Mama Liz's chili oil???

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat3 ай бұрын

    9:45 okay bro but you got the hanged man from the fool you could have just held it to use on two evens on your opening draw

  • @jonnyvelocity

    @jonnyvelocity

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but who cares, and he's not going to read this.

  • @hongxiawang2049
    @hongxiawang20493 ай бұрын

    The egg really skibidi'd his toilet with this one

  • @stighelmer1265
    @stighelmer12653 ай бұрын

    I got the joker who creates gold cards from face cards + all cards counts as face cards + 0.2 mult for enhanced (removes enhancement). Insane combo

  • @stighelmer1265

    @stighelmer1265

    3 ай бұрын

    Only challenge was generating enough flat mult to scale.

  • @Dancyspartan

    @Dancyspartan

    3 ай бұрын

    sick combo. i'm jealous and inspired. do gold ticket trigger in that scenario you think? i mean stone cards behave and score as stone cards even after "the suckening" 🧛‍♂️

  • @herbata2600
    @herbata26003 ай бұрын

    śmingus dyngus man

  • @kingrlje6393
    @kingrlje63933 ай бұрын

    I'm form Poland and full name of Easter Monday in Poland is called Śmingus Dyngus and one of the traditions is to have water fights during the day, traditionally the boys would throw water on girls but today it's mostly forgotten and everyone have a chance to get soaked. Usually stores would have stocked berfore the holiday on water guns and water containers shaped like easter eggs.

  • @nazurix689

    @nazurix689

    3 ай бұрын

    Poland mentioned!!! 🇵🇱

  • @orange8175
    @orange81753 ай бұрын

    I'm like a type A chatter but I _suffer_ silently in pain

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-40003 ай бұрын

    Beat this one first try thanks to riff raff. I'm telling you, man, riff raff is super nice

  • @HolyDeviant1

    @HolyDeviant1

    3 ай бұрын

    Holy moly I didn't even think of Riff Raff.

  • @vitorodino8760

    @vitorodino8760

    3 ай бұрын

    riff raff's a real nice early joker. Fills you with some dookie jokers that you sell for capital and eventually you stack up with some decent ones, then you jettison the riff raff

  • @ereynolds72
    @ereynolds723 ай бұрын

    As a British person, it’s wild to me that Americans don’t observe it more. And he’s right, children here get two weeks off of school and adults get Easter Monday off also

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix3 ай бұрын

    hi tomo

  • @MBoy2000_
    @MBoy2000_3 ай бұрын

    stay pegged brothers

  • @rstar_world
    @rstar_world3 ай бұрын

    If this man mispronounces ouija again im going to have a stroke

  • @trevorshaw1932
    @trevorshaw19323 ай бұрын

    *Prognosticated* holy f those are the moments that get me!

  • @RigoVids
    @RigoVids3 ай бұрын

    1:10 bro then call your mom. You have time sometimes and you just don't see it as time since you want to monopolize your time for individual tasks.

  • @saiicarus
    @saiicarus3 ай бұрын

    saltines and nothing else is acceptable only as a sick meal. like if you're blowing chunks and have a sleeve of saltines that shit is like an antidote

  • @YTDaimera
    @YTDaimera3 ай бұрын

    I work a corporate retail shift where most of the other associates don't want to work Saturday and Sunday because they have social lives, but because I don't, I can work those days and leave Monday and Tuesday for chores like laundry so that I don't have to compete with the majority of folks at my apartment complex who save all that stuff for the weekend. Bit of a partial self-own on the social life part, but it's an alternative case to the whole Japanese restaurant thing, haha.

  • @Tr3ntsGames
    @Tr3ntsGames3 ай бұрын

    Dyngus day is very real. Went through a small town in Texas and was very surprised what I saw. A parade with half the people soaked, the other half dressed as bears, I…I don’t know

  • @blehbleh9283
    @blehbleh92833 ай бұрын

    Becoming a type A chatter (madness)

  • @smellysoysauce
    @smellysoysauce3 ай бұрын

    Casual Roko's Basilisk JFK joke right at the beginning this is why we show up folks

  • @Tehpwnzmean1
    @Tehpwnzmean13 ай бұрын

    My third hand? Well, let's just say my ceruamil

  • @Okcilliation
    @Okcilliation3 ай бұрын

    What happened with challenge run #2 and #3?

  • @martinbrunet2589
    @martinbrunet25893 ай бұрын

    In Quebec, best holiday is by far St-Jean-Baptiste into Canada Day.

  • @bolderrogers1877
    @bolderrogers18773 ай бұрын

    Rare NL ragging on the multitasking audience

  • @AfroJeffrey
    @AfroJeffrey3 ай бұрын

    The Philippines does not have Easter Monday, just Sunday.

  • @danielreeves9785
    @danielreeves97853 ай бұрын

    9:55 Or you could just save the hanged man. (Type Aing so hard.)

  • @nickladd1063
    @nickladd10633 ай бұрын

    Saw Tomo in the background, disregarded the bald man

  • @Xhalonick
    @Xhalonick3 ай бұрын

    8:48 when i tier 3 sub for 36 months in a row, skipping dinner to accumulate the funds needed, and finally get the VIP badge

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg38943 ай бұрын

    Will we see your first run with the erratic deck?

  • @jordanleighton6893
    @jordanleighton68933 ай бұрын

    15:35 It’s just dependent on how religious your family is. Some people just get brunch and eggs, some do nothing, some do the whole shebang. But no most places don’t give you Easter off, but also it’s always on Sunday too isn’t it? So I’m not sure

  • @Napoleonic_S
    @Napoleonic_S3 ай бұрын

    I once got 2 wee jokers (one and then copied with spectral card)with another joker that retriggers 2345 cards... By ante 10 I got like 1500 chips...

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas3 ай бұрын

    I wish I had 3 legs.

  • @brinecarroll
    @brinecarroll3 ай бұрын

    i work weekends and the restaurants closed monday tuesday are really annoying to me

  • @samward343
    @samward3433 ай бұрын

    He may not have three hands, but he certainly has 3 legs

  • @iluxa-4000

    @iluxa-4000

    3 ай бұрын

    Owo?

  • @TimTim3000

    @TimTim3000

    3 ай бұрын

    Nudge nudge wink wink

  • @TheBogstaverne
    @TheBogstaverne3 ай бұрын

    NL cooking chatters. Straight up savagery😂

  • @ericvivian9160
    @ericvivian91603 ай бұрын

    the new year is celebrated in some form or another everywhere in the world pretty much (I’m back-seating holidays) 17:34

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M3 ай бұрын

    17:30 @Northernlion As an American, MLK Day is arguably a top 10 at this point kinda for the reason you were talking about for Easter (being after the Jan-March season of no holidays) but for being WITHIN that season of no other holidays, MLK Day is an island in the dullroms of that stretch of the year.

  • @gmoneym3048
    @gmoneym30483 ай бұрын

    MJK of Tool Mentioned RAHH

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman3 ай бұрын

    Man who sets his own schedule will do say anything for a day off. How true.

  • @greenyxd7298
    @greenyxd72983 ай бұрын

    there is a genie bottle joke somewhere in there

  • @thaddeus1519
    @thaddeus15193 ай бұрын

    Why couldn't you take madness, the knife was eternal?

  • @webwin77

    @webwin77

    3 ай бұрын

    The challenge also makes the knife unmovable, it’s forced into the first slot, it would eat madness

  • @thaddeus1519

    @thaddeus1519

    3 ай бұрын

    @@webwin77 You just keep madness 1 extra to the right tho? He had multiple jokers to do this with.

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman3 ай бұрын

    Monday after the Super Bowl should be the holiday.

  • @snagsTS
    @snagsTS3 ай бұрын

    I have a week day off every two weeks and I always take a Tuesday.

  • @thedeck-buildingdemon8293
    @thedeck-buildingdemon82933 ай бұрын

    0:59 don’t skip don’t skip do not skip please Edit: fuck

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist3 ай бұрын

    He is so mother-fucking cracked at this.

  • @thejerg
    @thejerg3 ай бұрын

    Who let this man cook today???? He's burning everyone to the ground!

  • @short600
    @short6003 ай бұрын

    easter is a 4 day weekend, 5 day if you live in tasmania

  • @alexwargo6608
    @alexwargo66083 ай бұрын

    all these jokers but not one pennywise

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M3 ай бұрын

    Been pumping straight mama liz's THC oil into my veins and watching Balatro nonstop. Might have a problem.

  • @RigoVids
    @RigoVids3 ай бұрын

    We don't get easter off most likely because it's a religious holiday. Christmas is made exception because it's not just a religious holiday... before it was a celebration of jesus's birth it was a pagan holiday like the other pagan holidays like halloween.

  • @meowmixone
    @meowmixone3 ай бұрын

    I clicked this because of the title. I hope this is a total recall joke lol.

  • @dragenfire78
    @dragenfire783 ай бұрын

    Did he post a video about him doing the rich get richer challenge?

  • @eyesee5413

    @eyesee5413

    3 ай бұрын

    If that is the Egg one then yes I remember watching it.

  • @Haanski
    @Haanski3 ай бұрын

    3 hands, I know you're the one ❤

  • @Oj2474
    @Oj24743 ай бұрын

    Calling it dyngus day is crazy

  • @edizlikese3132
    @edizlikese31323 ай бұрын

    So what we sacrifice our jokers to the devil

  • @jarrodmaistros9224
    @jarrodmaistros92243 ай бұрын

    Ah Dingus Day, the Polish variant of St Patrick's day

  • @spookd8700
    @spookd87003 ай бұрын

    I could down an entire box of saltines, not gonna lie

  • @sneakdogg
    @sneakdogg3 ай бұрын

    VICTORIA DAY⁉️

  • @obtainablebeer4647
    @obtainablebeer46473 ай бұрын

    25:46 can you rap in 7/8 time, what would i sky. my favorite anco lyric for sure

  • @turagamaxil
    @turagamaxil3 ай бұрын

    tool reference spotted

  • @Prodigger78
    @Prodigger783 ай бұрын

    Another W video!

  • @stevez4120
    @stevez41203 ай бұрын

    so come give me a hug

  • @milkjudd7422
    @milkjudd74223 ай бұрын

    9:58 OK I will no longer focus on these other distractions (driving) while watching

  • @dudekazoo
    @dudekazoo3 ай бұрын

    What the hell? I love plain saltines. Cooked wheat is always GOATed.

  • @gangstreG123
    @gangstreG1233 ай бұрын

    I guess the beard is gone!

  • @BlakeSmith-hu8hi
    @BlakeSmith-hu8hi3 ай бұрын

    15:25 Easter in the UK is just a chocolate holiday, not a religious one. Basically nobody goes to church, and then everyone buys large chocolate eggs which for some reason are supposedly distributed by a seasonal rabbit and are usually eaten days before the actual event because they're on sale from January and people keep moving Easter so nobody is ever sure what week it is, you get an unexpected day off to recover from the starvation of forgetting that all the shops were shut the Sunday before...

  • @Obermelee
    @Obermelee3 ай бұрын

    18:37 Northernlion read the Stormlight Archive?? my goat fr

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman3 ай бұрын

    I miss mars.

  • @childhoodfriendsalwayswin
    @childhoodfriendsalwayswin3 ай бұрын

    Love Hina mentioned

  • @niallruane7045
    @niallruane70453 ай бұрын

    That’s crazy Americans don’t get Easter Monday off, it’s literally the most important date on the Christian calendar.

  • @bigspagheti4119

    @bigspagheti4119

    3 ай бұрын

    Christmas?

  • @niallruane7045

    @niallruane7045

    3 ай бұрын

    @@bigspagheti4119 anyone can be born, but coming back to life? That’s the big thing you have to believe

  • @akhilmenon3523
    @akhilmenon35233 ай бұрын

    Why didn't he just copy the knife with blueprint??? It made no sense to skip it there

  • @ibnbx621
    @ibnbx6213 ай бұрын

    Mother lizards Chilli oil

  • @wagonet
    @wagonet3 ай бұрын

    Nl. Love the channel. Easter Monday is definitely not the 2nd most. (Mostly federal organizations only). It's not even close

  • @DrDoom-ph4gi
    @DrDoom-ph4gi3 ай бұрын

    Dude, we don’t talk about Roko’s Basilisk.

  • @dudekazoo

    @dudekazoo

    3 ай бұрын

    Man, fuck roko's basilisk.

  • @magneticflux-

    @magneticflux-

    3 ай бұрын

    The real horror of learning about Roko's Basilisk is in learning that it is the reason why Elon Musk and Grimes dated and had three children.

  • @toefur9182
    @toefur91823 ай бұрын

    I’m a balatro boy. Of course I watch the video twice

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees913 ай бұрын

    I get like six holidays. Fuckin sucks.