His comments on the games app not draining battery and being playable offline is the best advertising I have seen in a long time.

@andremartinez418

Жыл бұрын

The best mobile games to have tbh

@CycleMantis

Жыл бұрын

I hadn't even noticed how battery-nice it is! This game is goated, and the monetization is literally reasonable and fair

@journeysa

Жыл бұрын

I just wish it came out on IOS. But I’ve got it on my Fire tablet, and it’s absolutely amazing.

@Fuzzlepuzzle

Жыл бұрын

It's so easy on the battery that my phone has started living longer just cuz I'm playing this instead of doing other things. It's less of a drain than browsing the internet.

@LucasGleason

Жыл бұрын

This video, comment and the replies are NOT sponsored by slice n dice

"Sir i'd like to order 16 megapints of whine please" "I'm sincerely sorry but our house rules don't allow for excessive servings of alcoholic drinks." "Ok... how about 15 megapints?" "Sure no problem. anything else?"

@andrei903

Жыл бұрын

The fact that you spelled the name of the drink wrong, makes it even better

@canox6017

Жыл бұрын

@@andrei903 wite whine

@tomthecasual5337

Жыл бұрын

@@andrei903 whoopsie :)

@renegadeprism42

Жыл бұрын

Tom Holland talking with the script writers for spiderman(he wants more whining in his dialogue)

That chat dude who thought 15 drinks is not enough to get hammered has a problem

@Nikkibuh

4 ай бұрын

i think my lungs would stop working if i drank 15 servings of alcohol

Uploading Slice and Dice chronologically in 2022 would be career suicide.

That was honestly the most incredible run I've ever seen

This is the most pogcrazy run I've seen. Ladies and gentlemen, he's back, and we're here to suckle on the pog. Enjoy, everyone.

@batatino8805

Жыл бұрын

The everyone invincible run was also one of the greatest the world has ever seen

@Calhouned

Жыл бұрын

Hate that you described it this way but not wrong.

@esuvii

Жыл бұрын

@@jythmivena6617 it's the end of the "It might be OP, but it feels amazing" episode

@noodle8259

Жыл бұрын

we are all suckling baby poghogs

@Psychobum91932

Жыл бұрын

Stay pegged everyone

Kate: Tell the story! NL: There's no story! Also NL: Proceeds to spin off into a story.

Guess we rolled a 2 hour banger

@firexgodx980

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately it's a 2 hour podcast rather than 2 hours of gameplay. Once the dude gets good at a game, he will not stop talking to chat.

@Pingeel

Жыл бұрын

@@firexgodx980 part of what makes Northernlion great. Clearly his content just isn't really for you?

@IcedCub

Жыл бұрын

@@Pingeel hard disagree

@alifant1944

Жыл бұрын

Banger > gameplay

@pogusmaximus7162

Жыл бұрын

@@IcedCub watch somebody else play it then.

slice and dice is some of the best content in recent memory

@divinityla925

Жыл бұрын

The banter is wonderful as well. You can tell chat is getting better with back seating instead of before when they would hound him over dumb stuff

@renegadeprism42

Жыл бұрын

@@divinityla925 it's also because he picked a game very few people would have played and he isn't explaining every time, freaking genius

"I've gotten faster at Slice and Dice. Btw the video is 2 hours long."

@Cormier66

Жыл бұрын

Its because of the 5 minutes of crowd work between every god-damned roll.

@greydragon8973

Жыл бұрын

1000 rolls also did not help reduce the play time - I'm not a mathematician but isn't that like 50 rolls per room? And most of us Samaritans are out here just accepting our 3 rolls, like fools.

@godlyvex5543

Жыл бұрын

@@greydragon8973 I think that might be 1000 dice rolls, as in, if you roll all 5 of your characters' dice, that's 5 rolls. So maybe more like around 10 rolls per room on average.

@greydragon8973

Жыл бұрын

@@godlyvex5543 that math sounds more reasonable tbh

Slice and Dice is such Pog rich content. I'm stoked to see NL playing and enjoying it

49:21 Brother you are not the hero if you're judging people based on what they're eating at a dang cruise buffet, you're the villain and this is just part of your backstory leading to your rise to villainy.

@renegadeprism42

Жыл бұрын

Fellow egghead, nuggy addiction is a real thing and nl is a saint for trying to combat it

i actually lost it when he said "oh shit wheres my GUN" lol

@wrongwayscout

Жыл бұрын

that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

Banter bus be heatin' up faster than mirrored cantrips at lunch hour.

The literal insanity of that last round, I'm going freaking POGCRAZY

This video is NL losing his mind for 2 hours. Glad he's back

Petition to NL: please do continue to make longer content like this and bunker life game. myself and others really enjoy it and i surely hope the backseating doesnt get to you. youre really good at this, keep it up!!! thank you for everything nl, hope your vacation was well :)

I love how if you leave a barrel last, instead of running away, it rolls away

It's such a constant rollercoaster of "damn this is unbeatable" and then overcoming all the odds round after round.

The guy calling him lazy then sobbing NL said “who are you” Omg 💀💀💀

I have an Ohio State Buckeyes shirt that people have confused for a weed shirt, people think any leaf means drugs. I'm imagining some guys finding "Ground weed" underneath an elm tree somewhere and getting placebo high off it

I bet that the staggering success in this video will give him the hunger to play more

What a run! Chat was goated on this one for sure

I'm really loving this game. I got it because of NL and it's a clever combination of dice and RPG gameplay. Sometimes you get really op with the right items and steel is so powerful. So many game types and unlocks definitely a great buy will keep you busy for hours.

@CycleMantis

Жыл бұрын

When you start craving variety, both hard or easy mode do a bunch to mix it up. Blursed mode is pretty nifty as well!

"OH, okay, I guess I'll go get my phone" is the most me thing I've ever heard NL say

I’m home sick from work and two hours of slice and dice was just what the doctor ordered

@firexgodx980

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, except lion can't focus on the fucking game to save his life. This happens everytime he gets good at a game. It goes from a let's play to a fucking podcast.

@Seth_Campbell

Жыл бұрын

@@firexgodx980 Hot take: that’s what I like about NL

@JB-xl2jc

Жыл бұрын

@@firexgodx980 I don't think anyone watches NL for pro play, no offense to him skillwise

@firexgodx980

Жыл бұрын

​@@JB-xl2jc It's not about skill level. Bad players are actually more fun to watch because I get to backseat them from my couch, which is fun. It's about just paying attention to the game. I can't handle focusing on the game, and then suddenly not focusing on the game. It's too much

@firexgodx980

Жыл бұрын

@@Seth_Campbell Well did you enjoy his first few videos on this game? Because he wasn't podcasting on those videos. Did you enjoy this video or his first videos more?

My friends with kids be like : "Slice and Dice on Steam"

@manuc.260

Жыл бұрын

+2 so true so true

"vegetables, nobody's touching those" that had me laughing

Koko had an actual vocabulary of over 600 words, I believe the most complicated concept she in her speech was the time she broke something and lied to blame it on her pet cat

A great gift in these trying times, so pegged right now

Idk what the story is on why NL didn’t/couldn’t shave on the trip. But if he didn’t pack an electric razor cuz of cords or lack of portability or something, he should def get a portable foil shaver. Like the Andis Profoil. I use it for my face, but it’s even better for your head. that shit makes shaving stubble so damn easy with such minimal mess. It’s most barber’s go to, it’s like $50 bucks, no replacement blades or shaving cream needed. Just quick buzz, such a close shave… and then just brush off the shaved hairs left in under the foil with the little brush. Fastest and best razor method I’ve ever tried. This is not an ad lol

greatest run ever, that commander shade is so true!!

This is about 45-minutes of gameplay and 75 minutes of POG rich banter. Great for background, podcast type listening.

If a gorilla attacks you, lay down, DO NOT look in it's eye, and be as pathetic as possible. They tend not to attack creatures weaker than them and that are not a threat or are challenging them. That's for getting them to not attack. Doesn't mean they won't curiously poke and prod at you. Maybe even drag you around for a bit. But you definitely don't want them to start DK Ground Pounding your face into oblivion.

This was an awesome run! Thank you NL and chat for this broken cantrip build!

"and i dont mean on vacation" he is too quick with it. Also i have 2x speed on

NL has recreated humor into its final form.

If you look at the options, you can turn on auto-flee, which saves a lot of friction. Quite nice

I got a run today with 4 sides 3 reroll cantrips, and 1 damage cantrip. Literally just rerolled every enemy to death.

@CycleMantis

Жыл бұрын

Thorn would like a word with you x.x

Just when I thought NL's banter couldnt get any worse, this egg being forced into non-stories by his wife.

"I have 17 mana. Is that good?" If only he knew in this moment he had discovered the literal best build in the game... Didn't even understand why triple shuriken was such a powerful activator for exactly the final boss he got on the dancer.

@ardabaser1349

Жыл бұрын

He actually recognized the range the shuriken gave him. I would still say mirroring the 2 reroll is a better call except for against that final boss specifically. That final boss can shut down the dancer pretty bad if the shuriken wasn't equipped, but in general it should be more consistent to have 3 out of 6 of her rolls be rerolls instead of 2 out of 6. It of course usually doesn't matter but shuriken dancer is more vulnerable to not rolling any rerolls 3 times in a row or roll 1 reroll into a non reroll or something like that which kills off the combo before it can even begin. There is like a 30% chance for shuriken dancer to fail pretty bad as opposed to the around 13% chance of the mirror dancer to fail.

@Waghabond

Жыл бұрын

@@ardabaser1349 i think youre not recognising that with the shuriken the dancer almost definitely goes infinite if you roll either of the extra roll cantrips in in the first 3 rolls. With the duplicated dancer its easier to not fail in the first 3 rolls but its a lot harder to go infinite or deal as much damage as the shuriken dancer

@ardabaser1349

Жыл бұрын

@@Waghabond I did not calculate that far but I would say that it probably gets infinitely harder to fail going infinite if you don't fail the first 3 rolls. Dealing more cantrip damage was not even a consideration in my analysis.

Where does this one fit in the Pulp Fiction time-line of Slice & Dice?

@pwizzilion9699

Жыл бұрын

fr was scrolling to determine the same thing

@Ragnell123

Жыл бұрын

This should be his most recent run from yesterday. Pay no attention to the date in the description, lol.

@godlyvex5543

Жыл бұрын

if you think this is confusing then you must not have been there for the spelunky 2 series, that thing was entirely out of order because the streams were like 2 weeks behind but were uploaded alongside youtube cuts. I dare you to actually try to find his first time getting to duat/abzu, it's impossible.

YYOOOOOO! i've been waiting for years for you to hit 1 mil, may have had it for a while but i just noticed. Congrats and the milestone NL you have deserved it for so long!!!

Your concealed carry/keys anecdote was absolute gold.

This came at the perfect time to enjoy dinner. Thanks eggdaddy!

Loved the hot rock story, top 3 stories ive heard

so glad hes playing slice and dice again. These math based indie rogue like games is what i live for when watching NL. That and Am I the asshole

@JD2jr.

Жыл бұрын

In a way, AITA is a math based indie rogue like, too.

The cruise stunlock was just too much.

did that man say there was a 5% chance he could "fight off a grizzly"? Cause I got news for egg boy, grizzly might let him live but he not fighting one off.

@greydragon8973

Жыл бұрын

"If I said I have even a 2% chance there's no way. But there is a chance that maybe it gets bored, because I'm not putting up a fight, so maybe like a 5% chance, nothing crazy." Definitely a bit lmao

So good please play more of this!

22:28 "You're dead and *your ass is evacuating* " 💩

Trying to sleep to this run was a horrible idea, the anecdotes are too pogged, the misplays make me lose my mind and the turn at 1:37:40ish made me lose my mind and laugh so hard I'm pretty sure I woke up my roommate. Emotional rollercoaster I would stay up past my bedtime 2h again.

Welcome back NL, love slice and dice vids

Can't wait to hear about the lunch story

I loved the massage stories the best

i literally thought i would never see another slice and dice

Absolutely obsessed with this game

Another 2 hour video?????? I've been opening youtube every day just for these

finally, more slice n dice

This game is so much fun

O baby, ready for a 2 hour epic!

The massage story is one for the ages

@RearWheelZeal

Жыл бұрын

The part about the hot stones had me so tilted!

That was really fun to watch

Not sure if NL will read this but serious question from one bald bro to another: What do you use to shave your head? What's your go to for electric and/or manual trimmers and razors? It looks like you do a pretty good job at it.

@TheLtNest

Жыл бұрын

Hello fellow bald brother, for what it's worth my go-to has always been just buzzing it down low if it's a little long, then applying shaving cream and using a regular razor. I'm no expert but it works fine for my dome, and honestly easier than shaving your face because the scalp is all smooth skin unlike the neck. Your results may vary, but God speed.

@ChicaneryBear

Жыл бұрын

Remember to shine your head in the shine o ball o

I didn’t like it at first but this game has grown on me and I look forward to the videos

Absolutely respectful run

listened to so much jagged little pill on my road trip in august, my man!

I bought this game cuz of you, and I’ve sunk so much time I should have been spending differently into it. It’s finals season man, why’d you have to do this

Truly the greatest starcraft game of all time

Finally more Slice and Dice

I´m down for more of these NL bullying Hexia videos

I love how NL knows the OP combos he has created here and yet looks so confused as to how OP it really is. The guilt of breaking a game I guess.

AHHH ITS BACK, I love this game!

That was the most scrimblibimblo poggy dice rolling

Someone count the times he says "Sandy Eggo"

man I hate hexia. I had an amazing run going that involves super huge numbers and casting lots of spells, of course I get the boss that kills you if you have big numbers and spells

Water isn’t the blood of life, water is the single handed addictive thing on this planet, why you might ask, because you need it.

Thanks to NL I am now addicted to this game 😁

Incredible run!

dang, I was wondering if you were still playing on like, an old version of the game or something, because the game was super different from my version I've been playing for a long time. turns out there was a giant update recently and I was the one on the old version

"people still get hammered on 15 drinks?" Is the most tell me you dont drink without telling me you don't drink sentences I've ever seen

@femimark5021

Жыл бұрын

Or, even more scarily, they drink ALOT and have been for long enough to forget normality.

@JB-xl2jc

Жыл бұрын

@@femimark5021 that's how I took it

Great episode 👏

some keybindings for pc, 1-5 tagets friendlies, shift+1-5 targets enemies Q-T uses spells, R rerrolls, Z undos, Enter ends turn

This game rules, so much goofy crowdwork

Love this game

I did some simulations and found that with the reroll cantrips NL had (two +2, one +1 rerolls) he could expect an average of about 18 rolls. With the shuriken he could get infinite re-rolls because the average number of rerolls on the dancer would be 1 ((4 + 2) / 6). I think I could eat 18 sushi rolls right now.

17:31 thing about these "could you beat big animal in a fight" is that they don't know the rules. they fight for survival, food, territory or protecting their group. if you didn't manage to piss them off enough they'll just run away and that's not you beating them that's just them being smart about it. so the parameters of the challenge have to be set pretty well for the question to even make sense.

@dingus2987

Жыл бұрын

Any askers in the comments ?

You have a very low living rate when you jump overboard from a cruise ship, it's something like 15% chance of living.

pogging out of my gourd for the Ghost Ship reference

"It's right outside your door, now petrify"

This game is the epitome of pog

Chat out there saving NL's life and my sanity

Is this the high that NL will now forever chase in his S&D career? The one piece, it's real.

you might as well always use the dice that is pain +heal + empty max hp cus it also heals the caster for as much as they take damage

36:45 it's called "No doubt" ;)

I love this game, I might ask my mum to buy this for me

Props to the Great White North reference

One thing I've found about this game that I don't necessarily like is, using the shortsword as an example, its good for replacing blanks early but once your hero levels it becomes pretty useless. Would love to see a way to upgrade items to keep them useful.

The way he pronounces lás vegáás is amazing.

Why does NL waste healing when he can fill empty health containers?