DEAR UNIVERSE, PLEASE give me back the 4 minutes and 17 seconds i spent watching this video

Maybe this long 4 mins would be bearable if my eyes weren’t being fucked by flashing hospital lights

thanks for the bedtime story fog

10/10 story. will listen again.

It was him 🫤

was it u..

I like this guy

It was you really wasn’t it

my fav yappatron

Any pictures? I think this would help me understand better thanks

he’s becoming a youtuber

Is this watt pad

the end of the story that he did NOT share: fog sharted after talking to the guy in solidarity

Saliva mouth

bro i'm eating while listening

You are pretty

fog…

Can someone write a 'tldr'. I dont want to watch for 4 minutes

what happened to ur hair 😊

@cemeteryf0g

20 күн бұрын

I'm going for classic 60's look

1:56 how did he not hear it

@cemeteryf0g

20 күн бұрын

must've been drunk

first

me and this guy and he decides to twll me i wish i didnt well appraently he wne ton a date two days agao and there on there wya home and there stomach wouldnt start growling and she said he would come over and i wouldnt want to destroy the toilet on the first date around this time it was 12 hes family asleep pet asleep he goes to toilet and on the way he lets out a wet fart and pays no attention and goes to the toilet and empties the round and the session was strong he goes to kitchen for water and there was a shart on the steps

Fog go to sleep