I Will Derive!
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I parody of "I Will Survive" that I did with a couple of my friends for our Calculus and Physics classes.
Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, what could the answer be?
It said given this position find velocity.
So I tried to work it out, but I knew that I was wrong.
I struggled; I cried, "A problem shouldn't take this long!"
I tried to think, control my nerve.
It's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve.
This problem would be mine if I just knew that tangent line.
But what to do? Show me a sign!
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive. Hey, hey!
And then I went ahead to the second part.
But as I looked at it I wasn't sure quite how to start.
It was asking for the time at which velocity
Was at a maximum, and I was thinking "Woe is me."
But then I thought, this much I know.
I've gotta find acceleration, set it equal to zero.
Now if I only knew what the function was for a.
I guess I'm gonna have to solve for it someway.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of velocity with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dv/dt.
I will derive, I will derive.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive, I will derive!
Пікірлер: 2 100
The integral song is this song played backwards.
@tofujr
7 жыл бұрын
plus c
@kedaariyer4887
7 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@crankup1
6 жыл бұрын
clever xD
@mikecheuk
5 жыл бұрын
!teargetni lliw I
@AverageThinking
5 жыл бұрын
I am just a constant, nobody loves me. He is just a constant, might as well call him C!
Just don't drink and derive.
@yorneustein7851
5 жыл бұрын
Well , guess that's the funniest think I have sawn on the internet , might Aswell quit it here
@dankie8617
5 жыл бұрын
tsg1zzn it is differentiate, not derive
@overlordsmashalot3891
4 жыл бұрын
It's still correct, he is deriving the answer using differentiation
@jin_cotl
4 ай бұрын
@@dankie8617it’s still funny
How did you guys integrate all those math references into one song? I thought there was a limit.
@delq
Жыл бұрын
Well, it just converged all together. It's sad that there is no series to this.
@shanewright4650
Жыл бұрын
The amount of maths references to the amount of lines in the song are very similar, resulting in a very small common ratio. So no matter how far you push the limit, the amount of sequels to the series always converges back to 0.
@brianlamptey4823
Жыл бұрын
It was a series of derivative epiphanies.
@LucasGleason
Жыл бұрын
Fuck this, im not old enough
@MNGLD-do2kc
Жыл бұрын
I guess the function converges, so there is no limit :)
If this was a class project, this better have gotten an A+
@MozartEstLa
Жыл бұрын
More like a +C
@finleyjohnson4193
Жыл бұрын
@@MozartEstLa😭
@Nufshi
8 ай бұрын
@@MozartEstLaLMFAOOOOOO
@coolmanpantsman
7 ай бұрын
@@MozartEstLa NOOOOOO
@neath0305
6 ай бұрын
@@MozartEstLa NOW THATS NOTTTT
I wish I was this cool.
@zezow2003
8 жыл бұрын
+Mars Farnham hahhahaahaha ikr
@76isthenumberofeverything76
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t do Caluclus still trying to do l algebra, but my teacher sayed I’m not even there yet
@76isthenumberofeverything76
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t do Caluclus still trying to do l algebra, but my teacher sayed I’m not even there yet
its ridiculous how well this video stands up to time. it could have been made today in a faux retro style. beautiful. art.
@innertuber4049
3 жыл бұрын
This is faux retro style even for 2008
@samwisedrn7196
3 жыл бұрын
@@innertuber4049 dam 2008 was 13 years ago doesn't seem right
@Tiggster-qr8mw
Жыл бұрын
@@samwisedrn7196 yeah it’s not. It’s 14 years ago
@samwisedrn7196
Жыл бұрын
@@Tiggster-qr8mw when I wrote the comment it was 13 years ago lol
@ahmetcolakkad9152
Жыл бұрын
Just like Calculus, video stands up to time. This is pretty normal, lol.
I should be studying for the AP exam but im watching this fucking video again
@asaleminik
8 жыл бұрын
+The Jiggy Llama good luck bro
@JohnSmith-co8yw
7 жыл бұрын
The Jiggy Llama literally me right now
@crashthebandicrash3357
7 жыл бұрын
Same!!!!
@o23o178
6 жыл бұрын
Hey....me too!
@Victor-tl4dk
3 жыл бұрын
which is why I am going to do the entire Khan Academy calc course before I take AP calc BC next year.
This will forever permanently hold a spot in my head
@homesynthesis
2 жыл бұрын
@@Asterism_Desmos EXACTLY
@magicelf7559
Жыл бұрын
I hope it doesn't this song will be a good way for me to remember what to do in my A levels
I just have to say, I emailed this video to my math professor and he enjoyed it so much that he watched it several more times and doing so made him late to his Calc II lecture. I think that qualifies as irony... Love the video.
@bestseedever2104
11 ай бұрын
15 years later and it’s still a great song
@ohwhy9362
8 ай бұрын
I want to like but its at 314 likes right now
That guy with orange polo is so calculus.
@Anfelag
9 жыл бұрын
wow
@thequeertelope7941
3 жыл бұрын
trueee
@whydowehavethesehandles
2 ай бұрын
very true
I think this might be the most impactful math parody on KZread
@Memories_broken_
Жыл бұрын
I concur
the class next door was listening to this loudly during our calculus exam.
Every calculus student needs to watch this. Thanks to my calc professor for ahowing us this!
14 years later and yet it still holds up so well
@chamuuemura5314
2 ай бұрын
It’s still stuck in my head by which I mean it’s deriving me crazy.
This video came out when I was six years old. Eleven years later I will take the AP Calculus Exam
16 years later and this song is still amazing. I'm using this as background music while I study. It's crazy to think this video was uploaded 2 months after I was born!
Not only are the lyrics accurate, well thought out, and abjectly *hilarious*, but the video is extremely well acted and edited as well! This is my new favorite math video on KZread! I can't believe you guys did this in high school! [5/5]
Ok...can I just say, I'm 49 and will be taking calculus this fall (I'm in TRIG now) and I was like 17 when I will Survive came out. But you, you have done an incredible video. I hope I'll have that talent when I get my deriving license. Awesome video...a favorite.
@karthiktirumala1773
Жыл бұрын
Got it yet? :D
@danielm17
Жыл бұрын
Bro you could have a math phd now we need an update lol
@afj810
Жыл бұрын
this is your theme song
@massivecowbreakout7555
Жыл бұрын
I found elements of trig to be much harder than most calculus
@Maverick56912
8 ай бұрын
come back! we have many questions
now is the moment, 5 years later, when I realize I can finally watch this and actually understand it... and bask in its full glory.
It's that time of year now, folks. Time to watch this instead of studying for the AP exam.
And this is how my class lost all their sanity points.
@yb9760
Ай бұрын
Noice number
Can't believe this video is 12 years old. I was 6 years old and now I'm at university. It popped in my head a few days ago from math class and I had to find it. Truly fantastic.
I should be studying but here I am
@mattiesanseverino4322
8 жыл бұрын
+Nicolee 찬백 same good luck tomorrow
@_aryyy
8 жыл бұрын
Mattie S You too
@zemiguel8261
4 жыл бұрын
this is studying
@drumpfbad5258
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheLostshows
4 жыл бұрын
this counts as revision
When you realize it's all ogre tomorrow so the best you can do is memorize this song
@DoYouEvenRift
8 жыл бұрын
amen
@confidentsalt3899
4 жыл бұрын
Ogre
@prasadpawar7027
3 жыл бұрын
It's never ogre
12 am. And my professor sent me an email about this.
love this. I abandoned mathematics for law, and have now concluded that mathematics was more pure and beautiful, but law is more fun. and crazy.
@xriccardo1831
5 жыл бұрын
Why :(
I first watched this video 5 years ago, and still makes me laugh a lot. I would give it a thousand likes.
@belowaveragearab3212
2 жыл бұрын
you should watch it again now
@JulianAcostaBuenosAires
2 жыл бұрын
@@belowaveragearab3212 I will sir
@elboyosupreme
2 жыл бұрын
Just make 1000 alternate accounts and like the video on all of those
it's scary to think that when this video was released, i wasn't alive yet. in two years, i'll understand all of the things this song talks about. time passes. and when i'm in a classroom like this, the thing definitely stuck in my head will be this. thank you.
@jonasstrmgren7326
Жыл бұрын
This comment gave me anxiety. Make time stop, please.
@Wombattlr
Жыл бұрын
@@jonasstrmgren7326 if it makes you feel better, _I_ was alive when this was posted
@jeremyb1346
Жыл бұрын
@wynnexed_ Don't say that. It reminds me I'm almost a quarter of a century old 😭
@muenstercheese
Жыл бұрын
nooooooooooo... NONNONNONONO
@juiuice
Жыл бұрын
how old are you?
2021, I remember I found this video in 2014, when I was facing a hard time with Calculus at my degree in Engineering. At first it was funny, but as I watched for the 7th time (I do procrastinate a little), I realized it was telling me exactly what I needed to learn. I remembered the song at my exams aand didn't passed, obviously, there were plenty more than limits, derivatives and integral. But at least I smiled. 7 years later, I'm still here guys, hope you're all having an awesome career and life.
299 people don't know how to take derivatives.
@unicornarmypvp5752
9 жыл бұрын
its more like 99% of earth xD
@mackan072
9 жыл бұрын
UnicornArmy PvP It's not at all difficult and is taught rather early at schools, at least in the somewhat developed countries.
@JohnLuckPickard141
9 жыл бұрын
UnicornArmy PvP I'm proud to say that I belong to that other 1%
@atlas7425
7 жыл бұрын
+waffledude111111 This implication is wrong.
@rp7r54
5 жыл бұрын
true
This is officially the best out of the blue recommendation youtube has ever give me, this is a masterpiece
This song will permanently live rent free in my brain. I remember my brother played it for me and our mom when we were lost in Tennessee. Even though my mom was stressed, she found the song laughed and called it "doopy," a word we used for silly things. I was too young to know what derivatives were, but it still made me happy to listen and see everyone laughing. Even though this channel has long since been dead, I am thankful for the good memory this song gave me. Thank you for making this parody.
@HonkousBonkous
Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, my dad uses the word doopy to describe silly things too.
Me - *falling and falling in the rabbit hole of calc parodies*
Listening to this while doing calc homework goes hard
How'd they dance on a calculator bruh
@murakii
5 жыл бұрын
ikr wtf
@Cristian145
5 жыл бұрын
Especially since this was back in 2008
@JustAskJake
5 жыл бұрын
You could just convert images frame by frame to monochromatic bitmaps but I'm assuming they used a more efficient method than that; perhaps a filter. Looks good though.
@artemkorotenko666
4 жыл бұрын
Can't they just make video with dancing, make it looks like on the calculator and than use video montage?
@kingdragongamer2648
3 жыл бұрын
@@artemkorotenko666 this* was like 13 years ago lol
I'm a Physics teacher. I showed this to my students during a lecture and they loved it.
There are no words for how awesome this song is.
How did KZread find this masterpiece 15 years later? I’m impressed, KZread was quite a different place back then.
These guys are definitely at MIT now
@FreeCpRareAccounts1
9 жыл бұрын
Derek Clarke lol if them taking Calculus in high school brings them to MIT - where do I go for taking differential equations + linear algebra? :^)
@rohitduda6702
8 жыл бұрын
+FreeCpRareAccounts1 Community college :P
@rohitduda6702
8 жыл бұрын
Derek Clarke For suer.
@UnforsakenXII
8 жыл бұрын
+FreeCpRareAccounts1 Depends on circumstances. I was doing multi variable calculus and thermodynamics during high school. I go to community college, go figure.
@FreeCpRareAccounts1
8 жыл бұрын
UnforsakenXII Finances > academics in the education system. That's why I don't like the stigma of community colleges, people always assume those attending them are stupid. That definitely does apply to some of the students, but there are definitely students who are smart.
inspirational. my ap calc teacher showed us this.
This video is so much fun that I've watched it over and over. I sent the link to my Calculus teacher and he's going to let the entire class watch it. I'm sure everyone's going to get a kick out of it. From one Calculus fan to another--thanks a million!
@jassingh7086
5 ай бұрын
Are you deprived from the derives
I just want to know what great things these two guy's went on to do.
@triple7marc
4 жыл бұрын
From another comment: "I was their calculus teacher. The one with the curly hair went to the University of Oklahoma and went on to Carnegie Mellon and got his masters. He could have went anywhere he wanted and majored in anything he wanted, but his love was film and I believe that is what he majored in. The other young man went to the University of Arkansas and got his degree in Electrical Engineering, and he is now a proud dad. The girl that made a cameo in now an instructor at Northeastern State University. All were fantastic students and great kids."
@rogerluo7753
2 жыл бұрын
derive, obviously...
Got recommended this in 2023. Probably didn't come across it earlier, probably cos when it came it out I hadn't learned calculus yet. Glad to have found it now.
Listened to this before my AP Calc test
@shadowstorm1657
5 ай бұрын
Did you get THE 5
@mcwiggles
5 ай бұрын
@@shadowstorm1657 hell yeah I did!
I remember watching this in my AP Calc BC class in high school 5 years ago. What a throw back. You guys are awesome
I am especially appreciative of the large CRT TV on the rolling metal cart in the background, and the VCR on the shelf below. 😎
This is the single greatest thing I have EVER come across!!!
This was genuinely inspiring. THANK YOU.
you know a song is good when you CANNOT stop singing it in your head... great job.
Oh my gosh, this bangs. Writing, singing and performance is all good. Especially the writing.
I listen to this song to pump me up before exams! You guys are getting me through my Engineering degree
I watched this video for the first time when I was still at high school, it's been like 10 years, now I'm thinking of showing this to my math students!
HAHAHAHHAHAA OMG I LOVE THIS! I'm learning physics and we showed this in class. The teacher had to leave the classroom, he was laughing so hard
@felixricart3117
8 ай бұрын
,
greatest piece of lyrical genius known to mankind
This is delightful, thank you, a bit of lightness within the math
This will always be a classic.
I wish I could like this more than once
Tears are streaming down my face. I sent this to no less than 3 friends instantaneously
This should be inducted in the National Recording Registry
0:57 Man, that orange shirt guy is Grooving!! This song is better than the original.
This was amazing, and changed my life. I wish I could have done this or been a part of something this big, somehow, in my life. Thank you for this.
absolute masterpiece.
I like how the guy in the front is very worried while the guy in the back is just dancing to a beat.
So this is what the mathematicians do on Saturday night
How am I only finding this 14 years after the fact
yo this vid is really hella well made so props to you and hella nice and ya!!! hella job. hella.
Love this video and the effort that went through it.
We watched this video as a 'treat' before exams! Gave our maths class a great laugh! This is just so damn brilliant! Really well done! The lyrics are perfect! =D
This is absolutely fantastic.
That is incredible! Such a brilliant song, i'm amazed how you actually got the lyrics to work with the music.
Saw this as a kid and thought it was funny. Now seeing it before I fail the class a second time I’m crying 😩
It was probably so hard to edit a video like this back in 2008!?? wow
The writing here is GREAT.
Finally after all these years, I understand what they are talking about!
Our AP Calc teacher sent this to us today on our last day of school. We've had her for all 4 years of high school and we all cried.
Over 14 years old. Yep the trend continues. Certified classic.
This video always makes me smile when I'm doing MIT level physics problems.
When you're taking a calculus class, a film class, and a music production class.
This makes me actually want to do my practice i love you
their editing is ahead of its time
I'm two and a half weeks into Calc I...you have no idea how happy this made me. 2:30 is brilliant.
dx/dt is one of the most well known functions.
showing this to my calc teacher tomorrow. thank you more making calc less painful with this song. :)
I remember way back when I took Calc how tricky those kinds of problems seemed but child's play. all the equations i use now are derived (but not derivatives) Love the video, good job.
That guy at the back just dancing!
I found this today and I am extremely happy, how has the algorithm kept such a master peice from me for so long?
This was so ahead of its time
This goes so fuckin hard
I love the animation with the equations and graphing.
Yes, yes, yes! More please!
My new favorite KZread video... How am I just now discovering this?
OMG MY PHYSICS TEACHER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS VIDEO AND NOW I LOVE IT
This is awesome ^_^ My calculus teacher showed this to the class one day, my friend and I loved it! Great job.
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Boy how has time passed... I was barely 2 years old when this came out, and now I'm in the same position XD
HAH omg I love this! Whenever I derive now, I will totally be singing this.
This song (and the guy who suddenly started dancing in the background) were hilarious... Everybody in the video thought that those two were insane....Somebody in my Calc class told me about this before a test on optimization and curve sketching...Its the hilarious Differential Calculus Bible in song form--Loved it
@felixricart3117
8 ай бұрын
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You both win. Oh so much. I'll be thinking of this song as I do my Calc 3 homework later XD
If I had a dollar for every calculus parody song I've heard this year, I'd have $4. If it counted for every play of said songs, closer to $20 lol Well made and still holds up, y'all did great!
Our maths teacher actually showed this to us last week. Bloody thing's stuck in my head. XD