I always knew charborg would suffer a cosmic/eldritch fate since the day I first heard his faint little voice

@economicallyunviablekitten

Жыл бұрын

his damnation to the endless cosmos was inevitable after he slew Bill.

@sleep170

Жыл бұрын

Obviously, who wouldn’t?

@TheManThatCan1002

Жыл бұрын

Constant screaming as soon as you start the vid lol

@lokiweb2165

Жыл бұрын

Endless floating

@adriowibawa6296

Жыл бұрын

P pi

thats desperate "SHOOOTT MEEE" when he starts floatin off into space has me dead 😭😂😂😂

@derpin3576

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather someone shoot me to death instead of floating off to the vast nothingness, just waiting to die, slowly. What a fucked up way to go honestly.

@ericgolightly8450

Жыл бұрын

💀

@SKIT..CENTRAL

Жыл бұрын

I pissed myself laughing when he said that 😂

@JEMA333

Жыл бұрын

@@SKIT..CENTRAL bro i just watched it again😩😭😭😭

@JEMA333

Жыл бұрын

@@SKIT..CENTRAL literally crying it caught me off guard cus i forgot i had already seen this video😭

I love how they got tethers immediately and even found out you could attach them to yourself to free up your hands and just decided to ignore them during the antennae sequence

I love how Charborg tells chat to let him know if his audio is peaking, while during the intro of this video he's absolutely annihilating it by screaming incessantly.

I, too, would want someone to shoot me the moment I started hurtling towards the black empty void

@superdummygummy

Жыл бұрын

GUMMY BEAR BROTHER

@jetex1911

Жыл бұрын

A bullet beats waiting until the radiation or oxygen loss gets me.

@RandomInternetStranger

Жыл бұрын

@@jetex1911 You say that, but oxygen deprivation typically leads to hallucinations and euphoria, so idk bro I think having the best and last trip of my life before eventually passing out would be pretty fuckin sick

@jetex1911

Жыл бұрын

​@@RandomInternetStranger You aren't wrong, but considering astronauts usually have 100 minutes of oxygen to work with, that's still an hour and a half roughly to wait for. I'd rather it be quick than slow & drawn out all alone in space.

@juliette1374

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomInternetStranger Until you hallucinate a bloody corpse hurtling at you and grabbing your helmet, smearing blood all over your helmet window as it groans a gurgling scream in your ear.

The fact that I get to experience charborg lore, like the mcdonalds snorkalator - makes this so much more enjoyable.

The part with the mechanical arm had me in tears, watching Charborg trying to survive a man-eating machine was just too much for me.

5:38 I watched this full stream and Criken trying to do this bit over and over, but doing it wrong every time, and Charborg trying to do it back and never understanding was so fucking funny I can't explain

Criken actually gaslighting Charborg is fucking hilarious

Charborg immediately getting lost in space as the video starts is all i need to know its gonna be a good one

Criken *would* be the type to try to do a meme in real life with someone who doesn’t know the meme.

@fragrince3852

Жыл бұрын

Why is would in bold

@DevilJhoMama

Жыл бұрын

@@fragrince3852 that's what i'm sayin'

@Elle...

Жыл бұрын

@@fragrince3852 because it’s the emphasized word. It’s to clarify that it’s a confirmation rather than a hypothesis, like instead of saying “yeah I could imagine him doing that” it’s saying “of course *_he_* would be the one to do that”

I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.

@Notsbaby

Жыл бұрын

some children realy are just born weird

@spacewardtossah

Жыл бұрын

@@Notsbaby fr

@vangoghsseveredear

Жыл бұрын

For the first time, I hope this is made up

@YourDad-dh6fj

Жыл бұрын

@@vangoghsseveredear sadly it is not

@poggerman9661

Жыл бұрын

@@YourDad-dh6fj Do you still do it?

the part at 35:02 when charborgs legs are captured by the claw and he ends up hanging on to the rope for dear life just gets me every time.

Looks like charborg forgot the paramount rule when going to space, “That in space, no one can hear you scream”.

@Piirsmoss

Жыл бұрын

…in space

6:25 "A flashlight, no your thinking of a...a.." "Don't" 💀💀💀

@normalman6078

3 ай бұрын

That had me dying 😭 😭 😭 I played it back twice just to make sure I really heard that.

Charborg, Jerma, Ster, and Criken would be the ultimate blunt rotation group.

@mr.sexyman123

Жыл бұрын

I dont think there's a room on earth to contain that kind of feral energy lol

@orfeo793

Жыл бұрын

throw Buck into the mix and it would be world ending

@MorfsPrower

Жыл бұрын

Buck would turn that group to chaos and I'd be there for it

@Supercohboy

Жыл бұрын

@@MorfsPrower Brendaniel could add to it as well, by trying to add some semblance of sanity and fucking it up himself in the process as he turns manic mid-sentence a few minutes in

@youtubecensorship842

Жыл бұрын

@@Supercohboy No.

I was a leash child because I ran away a lot and one time in Sears, I ran away and got into the managers office and colored on all his papers with a highlighter I found

You can tell the time in space by looking at the earth, like you tell time on earth by looking at the sun. Also time exists in space is the way that things still happen on a linear progression. As in, seconds can still pass.

@MorfsPrower

Жыл бұрын

Time as a linear construct only helps so long as you can perceive and accurately keep it. It's like December in Alaska; telling the time is paramount when you don't have a sun to go by. Without it you'll never know by yourself. But when you're not in the Sol System, and you're careening through Andromeda, time is irrelevant until other people establish it together. Earth-relevant time becomes moot after about Neptune or so.

@somdudewillson

Жыл бұрын

@@MorfsPrower You still want to know when to eat lunch and when to sleep, even if you're careening through Andromeda.

@LinkTheHero

7 ай бұрын

Relativity went out the window with this

This is why they have to go through years of training!

@Reth_Hard

Жыл бұрын

But when people are retarded, it's useless to spend time and money on training them so it's better to just skip this extra step.

32:27 the feedback loop just adds to the experience 😂

Lol chat said "no matter", and char made a whoosh joke perfectly with that. Bless you and your dad humor.

22:03 I can just imagine this being a real scenario, "Hold it there, my show only has another half hour to run." "You got it, boss..."

Man I love when these two do shit together. Their combined energy just hits in the right way. I would watch a sitcom of them just having zany antics. They'd be up to some scheme and Plum would walk into the room and for some reason they'd both be sweaty and there'd be like a bunch of greeting cards that they seem to be frantically signing and they'd just freeze as she walked in. I'd watch that.

The combination of them being in outer space TV and the sheer terror as they float into the cold nothingness had me rolling

This video was so insanely hilarious, I haven’t laughed like this in ages.

I just watched crikens video, havent laughed that much in ages. Now i can do it again but even longer, thank you charborg. Your videos are genuinely the highlights of my days

Charborg's videos usually involve taking on character personas & telling a story and those are hilarious but just their genuine conversation, both trying to figure out how to tell a complicated joke... new level of top tier content

20:57 Criken’s scream is killing me 😭

I've never heard of a snokilator but I will say that restaurants do pump their food smell through vents out the sides and given how much the kitchens in these places smell of nothing but oil, grease, and fryer scrapings I can assure you there's some kind of trick or filter thing going on because that smell vanishes once you go inside, and you smell radiant lobby food, then the back-waft of kitchen stank if you have a nose that can identify it. And every kitchen stank is different by chain too. BK- Frier cakingings and rot MickyD's- A bigmac beyond it's 8 hour half-life Popeye's- coldness and raw chicken Subway- A doctors office, extra lettuce Please, add from your own experiences, I've sworn to sooner take up crime than return to food service so my list ends here.

I was a leash child and it was mainly because I had a tendency to wander. Like I'd be out exploring the woods most the time at home to the point that I'd stock provisions at the bases of trees and pretty much have expeditions that lasted more than a few days. All I gotta say about it is sedentary life is kinda hell, kinda been eyeing up vans alot lately.

this was the funniest thing i have ever watched. my throat is like a charcoal pit its so dry because i laughed so hard im in tears

20:56 "You're thinking of Chris Redfield- *becomes R2D2*"

The fucking snorkelator - I'm losing my mind

"SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME!!!!"

29:45 the last M&M at the bottom of the packet gaining sentience and fighting back.

Good God your laugh is always so infectious, in a good way

Charborg is right about the scent part, You can literally drive passed Mcdonalds with your window open and you can actually smell the food some good feet away, I smell this alot during my high school days because my school is near a McDonald's so I always smell it outside of my school.

@tmsplltrs

Жыл бұрын

In my country it's actually illegal to build a macdonalds near a school, because kids will be too tempted.

@goblong

Жыл бұрын

I've got a Burger King and McDonald's near me with competing scent bubbles. It's truly impressive what humanity can achieve.

@Guran.M

Жыл бұрын

Indeed though as impressive as it is, The fact that i dont know WHERE THE MCDONALDS IS ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE FAST FOOD JOINT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >Starts going insane

@goblong

Жыл бұрын

@@Guran.M I get it, sometimes you want the Burger King burger, but you don't want to end up with Burger King nuggets. It's a tumultuous and confusing world out there, if you're not careful, you might end up at Wendy's.

@Guran.M

Жыл бұрын

>Wants a Mcdonalds because of the smell >There's no Mcdonalds, Only Burger King. >Enters Burger King only to see Wendy's with Jack-in-the-box orders *My Sanity Dwindles*

Oh my god yes, 40 minutes of new Chr, I am saving this for tonight before bed. Literally I have the best sleep when I have a nice bowl of heated up apple crisp with ice cream on top while watching chrbrg and then once I finish the dessert I turn off the light, lay on my side, and laugh and vibe until I eventually fall asleep. My favorite videos are the McDickie games like hard time, when chrbrg has a random outburst of demonic violence I laugh out loud

@C_R_O_W

Жыл бұрын

I like this comment

@xermionthesecond4396

Жыл бұрын

this hits hard

@oli4391

Жыл бұрын

This guy gets it

@Erin-000

Жыл бұрын

which is your favorite? I need a few more out loud laughs

@aarepelaa1142

Жыл бұрын

Regular apples are better.

I was a leash child. The reason I was a leash child was because my parents didn't want me to walk off trails or cliffs when we went hiking, I was like 3 and they just wanted me to be safe so they got me a leash backpack. It held my snacks and juice, I was kept safe, it was a win/win.

That last part with the claw was the most I've laughed in a while. What a great start to the year

I was a leashed kid because I would wonder off a lot, later in life I'm finding out I have ADHD so yeah that makes sense, I barely remember being on a leash though, most memory of it is the feeling of it elastically pulling me back and I would use that to like fly backwards that was fun as hell

can we take a moment for the camera man because he had the balls to float around in space with a camera just to film this video?

@kee5699

6 ай бұрын

ever heard of trained professionals?

I like how Charborg kept saying "theorized" like he ran experiments to figure that restaurants use artificial smells, when all it would take to find out if it was real was a search engine. Though he seemed to think it was more extreme like mind control. XD

As a leash child it was because i tended to skitter off at lightning speed if i wasnt tethered and my kid is the same way so when the time comes they too will be leashed to me its also just a safety i dont want to lose my kid because i blinked to long or looked in a different direction for a nano second for most people im pretty sure

This was one of my favorite streams because seeing you crying of laughter and fear by criken grabbing you with the Crane made me cry of laughter 😂

4:40 I am not a leash child but I work at a hobby store. We have a toy section and oh god every time I see a leash child come in I know I’m going to be cleaning for the next hour

'There's no time in space'... this one hurt

Chrbrg just blurting out “boner” during the hot tub joke made me actually start running out air because I was laughing

Love this game, so glad you decided to play it AND PLEASE PLAY MORE

The moment that charborg had an existential crisis and started solving theories of space and time 💀💀💀💀

This stream was absolutely iconic

I was a leash child. My mom used to literally tie a rope around my waist because I was so fast and would run off in a second. Didn’t have any negative effects on me, I don’t remember it even, but mom talks about it all the time. She’s actually so mad she didn’t think up marketing child leashes because using one on me worked so well lol 😂

Deep sea submarine to spaceships. What a leap in careers

34:00 I uniroincally spat my drink out at this. Only Charborg and Criken could make me laugh that hard.

charborg’s double voice made me feel like i was under laughter gas dude

you can mesure the temperature in space appearantly, you just need to use a special way of mesuring the few particles that are in space, mesure what their average temperature is, and stuff, something liek that.

I love the idea of astronauts in space start screeming the moment they are not holding something and just free floating

you actually can get back to the ship after flying away if you do a swimming motion with your arms and legs. Still terrifying though. Love this game

@ConnanTheCivilized

Жыл бұрын

That only works if you put the game on an easy mode, otherwise you’re f**k’d!

That last couple minutes of screaming was the best thing I’ve seen in such a long time

"Dallas we have a problem" "I NEED A MEDIC BAG"

this whole video is the hardest ive laughed in a long time charborg and criken are the best CCs

Criken is so funny

Funniest video ive seen all day glad you did a long format gunna have to follow your twitch fosheezle

22:25 killed me

i have never been brought to actual tears from laughing so hard in the first 30 seconds of a video before i just keep replaying it

oh what i would give to be the mission control listening to all of this on a mic as they try to set up a satellite

I still never got over how in one of your TTT videos he said your name like it was the first time he ever met you

The reason you can’t measure the temperature of space is because temperature measures the heat of matter, space does have matter that is dense enough to have its heat measured.

This stream felt like a podcast

This video was way too funny, keep up the great work!

so glad i started watching this channel

The episode of the Simpsons CHRBRG picked was the one where Poochie gets introduced as a character and then he dies in space. A fitting choice.

“You can complain al you want but a shark not gonna snay oh my bad”- charborg 2023

that smell machine is like a real thing, disney parks use it a lot i think. i didnt know that fast food restaurants could have something like that but i guess yeah id believe it lol

its 5 months later and i fell for snorkellator once communication on discord stops, chrbrg immediately thinks criken is trying to murder him

This has to be the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while

You always manage to get me to laugh, even on the darkest days

@SmonkTheGreat

Жыл бұрын

Weird comment in a funny man comment section

@goteboi8678

Жыл бұрын

Ur based

@DelStinky

Жыл бұрын

Hope you feel better soon homie 💕

This was one of the most entertaining streams I was able to catch live as of late. It was a fucking fever dream

This was by far the funniest video I've seen in weeks hahaha 😂

its been a very long while since a youtube video literally had me crying from laughing so hard

You make even technical problems absolutely hysterical, holy shit what a legend

charborg and criken: unravelling the subliminal marketing schemes of major corporations one aneurism-inducing space mission at a time

Criken's "hay caramba" lmao Loved it!

2:40 My head hurts but... Space does actually have a set time. Its supposedly 5 hours ahead of New York's. They label it as UTC 0+ oxo humanity is weird...

I looked into the smell thing, the smells are caused by the food chains product consistency when it comes to product, aka if there are 20 McDonald's in your city, they are all making the same foods, made from the same ingredients, same herbs, same fats, sugars ect. all cooked and assembled using the same products, so the smell coming from the kitchen would also be the same throughout each individual shop.

This video was incredibly funny please play more ofthis ewith criken in the future!

criken and charborg recording a funny little space game, completely unaware they were about to rehearse one of the most cosmically terrifying concepts ever imagined by man:

The absolute horror in that articulating arm was a thing of nightmares

The sheer panic in his voice though

More of this please sir charborg

This game makes *my* palms sweaty

25:43 McDonald's? Oh, you're thinking of Vkusno I Tochka

Bro the start is already fucking hilarious

This is how i view charborg whenever i watch any of his videos. Just the little man, struggling, while i smile.. *changes video*

This was the funniest video ive seen in a long time

I know how useless it is to try and explain but I can't help myself. Space does have a temperature, it's the cosmic microwave background radiation. 'The echo of the big bang' in catchy words. It's 2.725 Kelvin. If there is nothing else to measure, its that temperature.

@kaizachief364

Жыл бұрын

so the temperate of a vacuum is that? or specifically space?

This is debatably the funniest video I’ve see on KZread omg😂😂😂

The astronauts trying to work out a simple game while operating with complex gear is such comedic irony

"I'll look at the Sun, and 12 o'clock?" Yes I'll do the same. 😂

My sides hurt, what a fantastic video