Schlatt: "Austin If you're gonna serenade me, turn your facecam on dude" Austin: "I'm shirtless" Schlatt: O_O

@konodioda5378

4 жыл бұрын

10:57

@Nathwart

4 жыл бұрын

Schlatt on the inside: “Even better”

@Max-gy5rp

4 жыл бұрын

@@konodioda5378 I hate when peeps don't include a feckin time stamp, so it's nice that this was the first reply. Thank you

@coolkida9957

4 жыл бұрын

KONO DIO DA appreciate you but also hate you for your name which is a very dead meme

@shermansmells

3 жыл бұрын

love the delay in reaction

She really picked a guy who likes well-done steak over someone who can soothe a crying baby with just one wii nunchuk

@pyrosnappy7641

4 жыл бұрын

These are really sad times

@Shockguey

4 жыл бұрын

"My last relationship was terrible" I don't understand how she didn't see that giant red flag right there.

@bob_the1st

4 жыл бұрын

what you mean schlatt had a good steak. made it freeze then microwaved it and got it chard . i'd rather well done

@flamgofan9821

4 жыл бұрын

She chose a freakish sex addicted man with a sign that literally says his own name

@raise5051

4 жыл бұрын

@@flamgofan9821 true

i felt physical pain listening to Bob7 speak.

@firstname405

3 жыл бұрын

The guy was classic JBP incel material

@ihavenoideahelp5239

3 жыл бұрын

Its satire but he actually brings variety to the show. Though it may not be good.

@kid_withabike7920

3 жыл бұрын

I feel pain listening to fed

@cornonthekobi

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing he's just as much a character as Schlatt. just more a David Brent than a Michael Scott

@me-lz7jb

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I love how in the final round, Schlatt talks about what he wants to do with her, but Fed just talks about himself the whole time. Really made the right choice there Alex.

@maxwellwellman

Жыл бұрын

this is why women shouldnt fucking get the choice on god Papa Botez should've picked for her

@GwoenrWhen

Жыл бұрын

@@maxwellwellman wtf??? What’s your problem

@moonwhooper

Жыл бұрын

@@maxwellwellman yikes

@that1guy324

Жыл бұрын

@@maxwellwellman bro needs to relax 💀

@spurrit7156

Жыл бұрын

​@@maxwellwellman bro wanted her more than fed and schlatt 💀

“I hate fedmeister” Man this aged very well.

@tijs909

4 жыл бұрын

@@810bio I heard he confessed too

@misfitbrit199

4 жыл бұрын

Maciej Królikowski he groped multiple OTV members while drunk, and when he was confronted about it he said he would change but the behavior continued. He has been removed from OTV and is no longer living with them.

@semtux8615

4 жыл бұрын

what did fed do lol

4 жыл бұрын

You can say that again.

@magnusmont5596

4 жыл бұрын

MISFIT BRIT and he’s just annoying

Why does everyone treat schlatt like he’s either gay or not trying when he’s the most respectable guy there

@CryoticMienshao

4 жыл бұрын

because people cant tell him being gay is a bit that he does

@muon1

4 жыл бұрын

because he pretends to be gay for the funny all the time and ppl dont know what to believe

@nicolasa.3192

4 жыл бұрын

@@CryoticMienshao To be fair, from the outside looking in, he's pretty convincing

@notlikeothertrinas

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah everyone has been boofed that he’s gay. I saw someone on Twitter calling Schlatt their “bisexual king” and I was shaking. This man is too good at the act.

@paleoleft

4 жыл бұрын

nah he acts and dresses like a bisexual

She really picked a guy who says Romanians speak Spanish...

@Its_Insidious

3 жыл бұрын

Bro the accent she used to call Andrea sounded Spanish.

@jamesinspanish4603

3 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Insidious yeah i thought she spoke spanish too

@finnsvensson8847

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesinspanish4603 You're american then I guess.

@jamesinspanish4603

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnsvensson8847 nah im mexican i speak spanish she just sounded like someone who spoke spanish

@finnsvensson8847

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesinspanish4603 From the way she spoke english? I thought you mistook the chinese for spanish, because americans know english and english only.

"I choose fedmyster" Everyone like a month later: Very poor decision

@oreooreo4252

3 жыл бұрын

what happened

@ThePastelninja

3 жыл бұрын

@@oreooreo4252 idk

@kramyul8454

3 жыл бұрын

@@oreooreo4252 uhhhhh

@Spoiled_Eggroll

3 жыл бұрын

@@oreooreo4252 Fed may or may not have sexually assaulted various women

@necrotazer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spoiled_Eggroll not assaulted per say, but mainly harassed them, which is still fucking horrible

He sounds like he is telling this story to his grand kids

@simonthememedealer740

4 жыл бұрын

This kids, is how I almost nearly met a different woman who isn’t your grandmother

@t9foggy

4 жыл бұрын

Simon The meme dealer spoiler

@falafelranger9393

4 жыл бұрын

He is

@parallax5922

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not complaining :)

@randostudios122

4 жыл бұрын

Something fed will never have

Dad: Are ya winning son? Schlatt: “I just bought a gun.”

@Name-ul8es

4 жыл бұрын

more like 'I lost in 2 moves.'

@jonksmonf

4 жыл бұрын

i hate how i can hear EXACTLY how he'd say that

@andrive

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

When you actually watch the full love or host from austin you will actually notice that schlatt listens more than talks. This is why I thought schlatt would have won, because he was actually trying and being his real self instead of the comedic genius we see here. Theweeklyslap by far is my favorite channel for its realism but if im looking for something funny or goofy to watch, I look at jschlatt live. This video doesn’t really capture schlatt’s full appearance on the show, however it makes sense since this is the goofy side of him.

@cookieblobber

2 жыл бұрын

I can definitely see what you mean, his sudden speech talking about what he thinks about her so far and how she seems to actually be in this same level of banter as him really shows he’s been focusing and listening to what’s she saying or how she’s reacting to things being said in the call

So nobody is gonna mention he lost a chess game in 2 turns....that takes talent.

@TheTGOAC

2 жыл бұрын

It literally doesn't. Its the exact opposite of talent

@TheAndermany

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTGOAC shut up, you're a smoking salmon

@Darkforce170

2 жыл бұрын

What are the odds if this was not staged.

@BladeClatter

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTGOAC it takes talent for that to even happen

@mrexists5400

Жыл бұрын

it's literally called Fool's Mate, because it takes a fool to blunder their king like that

Girl: "Why should I date you, schlatt?" Schlatt: *racks pistol*

@Phobos_Thanatos

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that seems about right

@dnasu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phobos_Thanatos damn that name

@alljustnugget

4 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed at that.

@floppalova

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phobos_Thanatos Wtf that username tho

@Phobos_Thanatos

4 жыл бұрын

The Puppeteer don’t question it move along move along

Jshlatt tomorrow: thinking about 10 big hot men

@leg1t343

4 жыл бұрын

faxx

@Jonixmusic64

4 жыл бұрын

As am I

@cooming

4 жыл бұрын

No thinking about Austin

@user-lp2dd3hk3k

4 жыл бұрын

Thinking about James Charles’ ass

@ppslayer5647

4 жыл бұрын

Faxx

Fed really pulled the “I was in a bad relationship” card huh

@noahwells9493

2 жыл бұрын

69th like

@milkman-30

2 жыл бұрын

man, can only wonder why.

@nataliaf.176

Жыл бұрын

If I were Alexandra, I would’ve felt incredibly uncomfortable and I cannot explain to myself why she didn’t choose schlatt

@Roman-R-2009

Ай бұрын

Fuck, he really did. Pulling that card out, just seems like a MASSIVE Red flag already. (I'm 14, so take this with a grain of salt.)

Q: whats your perfect date Schlatt: what would YOU like? Fed: im just so lonely and single boo hoo 😭

Alex isn't the main character in this show, its Schlatt. Secretly, they were all gay for gayschlatt.

@trash5159

4 жыл бұрын

this comment sums up twt in a nutshell

@noah9373

4 жыл бұрын

At the beginning of the show I thought schlatt was the rajjchelor and I thought there was 10 big hot men and one small hot woman competing for his love

@lordduckie1582

4 жыл бұрын

@@noah9373 just like he dreamed

@lackinthebox

4 жыл бұрын

Factual

@horiadirvareanu4605

4 жыл бұрын

i mean id be

Jschlatt got all the ladies, he just had to flex his Wii bowling skills.

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion he should've shown them baby yuta especially his fathering skills

@Bennieboy918

4 жыл бұрын

The only lover he needs is matt

@tyy4635

4 жыл бұрын

@@edouard9687 I wouldn't call him a good father, he smokes when he's stressed, shoots anyone who comes in his office and disrespects English sweets.

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyy4635 so does my dad, but I turned out alright

@amginne9714

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyy4635 he also hung his last child with a wii remote and timbs

Love the fact that he was so open about hating fed, even then.

@soulknight5330

Жыл бұрын

Fr

"she's not going to see this one coming" famous last words

Schlatt’s guide on how to get girls: 1. gun 2. profit

@theholiestcrusader3853

4 жыл бұрын

3. Growth 4. *G R O F I T*

@mcclain_will

4 жыл бұрын

3. cryptocurrency 4. bankruptcy 5. pity money

@shutupcoomer7085

4 жыл бұрын

No, this is the only way

@pwerserg1

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@png.unavailable

4 жыл бұрын

1. Gun 2. ????? 3. Profit

The schlatt we know: graduated from harvard Actually schlatt: I dropped out of college, also I bought a gun

@bee-uv8ge

4 жыл бұрын

it's called acting as a persona

@neyte7313

4 жыл бұрын

Also schlatt: a 28-year old gay catholic

@causticx-jpeg

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume we even know him pal

@moneymonkey5387

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently thats the most honest hes been, so he really is a 22 year old college dropout

@doveu

4 жыл бұрын

Also schlatt: slaughtered 9 women in 1999

Evreyone: omg schlatts on a dating show Me: how are they speaking when their all on mute

@TheGardiner

3 жыл бұрын

They talk thru discord

I like how fed gave such a mother-hood statement as his defense as to why she shoukd pick him. While schlatt over here be tellin the truth, he's legit being realistic

I think schlatt is going through the twomad experience where him revealing his face was the best choice he ever made

@blazingtrs6348

4 жыл бұрын

Polar we can relate to him more by seeing his beautiful chiseled chad energy face

@Blue24675

4 жыл бұрын

@@blazingtrs6348 I mean look at them CHOPS!

@acidtripwire6071

4 жыл бұрын

im playing my part and making this comment have 420 likes

@keno857

4 жыл бұрын

Blue132 THOSE LUSHISH PROK CHOPS

@lils426

4 жыл бұрын

I think he regretted it at the beginning but jesus has it paid off for him

this has aged either incredibly poorly or incredibly well. not sure which

@artderuiter2712

4 жыл бұрын

How come

@kylemorrison6162

4 жыл бұрын

@Jade Lee I think the correct term is sexual harassment, at least as far as whats been made public

@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

4 жыл бұрын

Both, Alex chose Fed over our giga chad Schlatt - Bad Schlatt said he hates Fed multiple times throghout the video - Epical

@jacobbartlett331

4 жыл бұрын

It’s been a day it has barely aged at all

@nothingvaluabletolookat5901

4 жыл бұрын

For Jschlatt incredibly

Fed literally just defended himself the whole time. He didn't exactly put effort into anything else

After watching these love or hosts, here is a little synopsis on "how to get with the ladies" by observing the big man himself 1) confidence: unless you're sykkuno, you'll need to walk around with some confidence. Its simple, obvious, and incredibly hard to get a hold of. A lot of guys are not confident, but by mastering it just makes you that much ahead of the game. Say what you say like you mean it, and do what you do like you meant to do it. One way to get more confident is just by socializing. Don't worry, im having trouble with this too 2) the funny: 80% of a man's worth is in their comedic value. Being funny is something most guys are, but the crux is that your jokes become stale when talking to someone outside your comfort zone. This relates back to confidence. When you tell a joke, deliver it like you know its gonna get a laugh, even if it might not. Sometimes schlatt just says very random things or does weird actions but he does so with so much confidence and with the right cadence that it turns hilarious. Again, to be quick enough to makes these jokes, socializing is a good remedy. Just talk 3) dead serious: being serious at the right time. This helps you become not cringe, and cringe is the last thing you want to be in any situation. This means dialing back the funny and reading the room. conlusion: getting a girl seems like a lot of work. mainly because it is. Personally, I would give up by now, but you go get em gamer

@Spoiled_Eggroll

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks generic roblox pfp

@Daniel-iu6ce

3 жыл бұрын

That is honestly good advice for pretty much anything. Thanks I guess lmao

@cookieblobber

2 жыл бұрын

So basically it all comes down to just being confident with what you do and say?

@sophieem2240

2 жыл бұрын

as a girl i can confirm

@TheTGOAC

2 жыл бұрын

Touch grass holy shit this is fucking cringe

Schlatt on the community page tomorrow: thinking about shooting FED

@sea3530

4 жыл бұрын

with the new gun i bought

@kenya6497

4 жыл бұрын

With a 12x scope.

@chickenjoy8875

4 жыл бұрын

oh shi-

@nigerianthunder

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed inside reading this

@DARKmasterO1

4 жыл бұрын

"Loading my new glock"

"So does political views matter when picking a partner" Schlatt: "oh no"

@0ddreyXx

4 жыл бұрын

Destiny: “OH YEEEEAAAAH”

@skylertremblay3395

4 жыл бұрын

axolotiiy yeah I figured destiny would say something on politics

@k1ng__23

4 жыл бұрын

No

@qwite9309

4 жыл бұрын

axolotiiy if only you were to see his comments on his website he was so fucking mad when he got kicked

@leea4828

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp???

4:47 Translation: "Hello everyone, I don't know why Austin thinks I speak Mandarin because I can't speak very good Mandarin" I think that gets the point across even tho i dont think I made a perfect translation

“Are you latina” “I’m from Romania” “So do you speak Spanish or what?”

Austin: "Alexandra, when you're choosing a parter, does it matter their political views at all?" Schlatt: "uh oh"

@zebzub

4 жыл бұрын

uh oh stinky

@rensv7928

4 жыл бұрын

poopy haha funny

@andrezits9723

4 жыл бұрын

"Cats can have a little salami"

@michamiller7704

4 жыл бұрын

As a right winger in ny I felt that

Schlatt was out here hating fed HOURS before everyone else

@Katarsys12k

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not defending him but after talking about it with friends I don’t feel mad or hate him, I’m just disappointed and ashamed

@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

4 жыл бұрын

Mans a genius

@Jaxl8

4 жыл бұрын

@@Katarsys12k yuh if you ain't mad about sexual assault thats kinda wierd

@cuppacofi1129

4 жыл бұрын

Hydrowo I'm not MAD that he sexually assaulted multiple women. Just disappointed.

@serene-illusion

4 жыл бұрын

@@Katarsys12k same here bud. It hurts, really

I am very charmed by schlatt. How he catches up with her afterwards to play chess just proves he was the better choice just saying:)

Slime: writes Alex’s name on his chest using a sharpie* Alternate universe Schlatt: shoots Alex’s name onto a wall*

How to get a girl with Jschlatt: Gun

@probably4943

4 жыл бұрын

Guns are the solution

@mayorbeetlejuice4841

4 жыл бұрын

What about bomb

@jakelovelyYT

4 жыл бұрын

what about sword

@squiggles6861

4 жыл бұрын

what about nunchuks

@sStyleMo

4 жыл бұрын

Walking Stick

Turns out Schlatt isn't the only one who hates Fedmeister

@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

4 жыл бұрын

That quote aged beautifully lol

@retrolps234

4 жыл бұрын

What happened with him?

@wikipediathefreeencycloped613

4 жыл бұрын

@@retrolps234 he got kicked out of the offline TV streaming team because he did some pretty gross things to the girls there

@saulrivera6303

4 жыл бұрын

@@wikipediathefreeencycloped613 What happened exactly tho dont know much about this

@Jaxl8

4 жыл бұрын

@@saulrivera6303 got drunk and got a lil touchy touchy with some of the girls. And poki hasint said her stuff

“I fucking hate Fedmyster” For once something that actually aged well

dude seeing fed now after all that stuff came out actually makes so much sense. Like he is almost being manipulative

@Cheekymeerkat

2 жыл бұрын

What did he do?

@NovelNote

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cheekymeerkat I’m not exactly positive what happened but he sexually harassed several women, I think only a few months after this.

just schlatt's physical recoil when he hears that fed likes his steak well done

@clareja6719

4 жыл бұрын

Fed clearly doesn’t understand that microwaved steak is superior

@kalminiii7477

4 жыл бұрын

Fed clearly doesn’t understand that mouthwarmed stake is superior

@nightlight558

4 жыл бұрын

and with ketchup did no one here that shit

@scribblyart7956

4 жыл бұрын

Joaquin Novoa it was so disgusting

@anthonyantonucci8981

4 жыл бұрын

Had flashbacks of this Ubereats steaks.

It’s like whatever Jschlatt doesn’t like gets cancelled: Katerino: Cancelled Fed: Cancelled Chess: Sweats nervously

@Bossman-py3gi

4 жыл бұрын

Top tier comment

@nniisshhh

4 жыл бұрын

Hates on Stal: turns into disk 11

@di5963

4 жыл бұрын

when did he say he dislikes katerino?

@life_archive7840

4 жыл бұрын

Chess won't get cancelled because of Cr1tikal. _Edit: aka second jesus_

@mr.mcweasel6257

4 жыл бұрын

Who is Katerino and why were they cancelled

i love how the board in the back says “I LOVE CHESS :)” in the beginning

Here in Texas, we tell people who like their steak well done to leave.

@danielchristensen3657

3 жыл бұрын

Politely yet firmly

@commondirtbagz7130

3 жыл бұрын

As you should

@Temi222

3 жыл бұрын

*As You Should.*

@alvarorey9308

3 жыл бұрын

Based Texas.

@Nah-NoNeed_

3 жыл бұрын

What about those who don’t like steak at all?

You’re telling me that Schlatt isn’t 27 and didn’t get his masters from Harvard?

@markmark6320

4 жыл бұрын

He's all of those

@rattango9819

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was a killer from 1987 where he murdered 10 guys with his steel toe boots

@codydunnell7951

4 жыл бұрын

He received his master's then went back

@SAMPLETEXT285

4 жыл бұрын

Did you forget he now owns a firearm...but im not to sure if that has to do with anything

@SweetMargonade

4 жыл бұрын

He did but he continues schooling to further up until he dropped out last year

Me and my Romanian homies speaking Spanish to each other like: I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᒷꖎ╎ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ╎↸↸ꖎᒷ ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ

@Username-1939t9

4 жыл бұрын

i wasn't paying attention and actually thought you posted minecraft enchantment table script edit: wait fuck it is

@RayceVR

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, he enchanted his words with fire aspect. Because he’s speaking fire 🔥.

@8mitch_

4 жыл бұрын

hi there it is. It says “I will eliminate the middle class”

@anormaluser5750

4 жыл бұрын

Qué mierda

@ricc_2088

4 жыл бұрын

He speaking enchanted table doe 😨

"I got a gun" "I want to make a good impression"

Can we talk about how schlatt lost a chess game in the quickest way possible

Schlatt prayed a little too hard this Sunday and ended up ruining Feds entire career

@issbryan6992

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you George

@tanner1466

4 жыл бұрын

Well said, past president of the United States, George W Bush.

@loganwood1236

4 жыл бұрын

No, fed ruined his own career

@italianstallion7272

4 жыл бұрын

Tanner mission accomplished

@mr.boxh3ad931

4 жыл бұрын

Be honest, the the shoes ricochet and hit you in the nuts?

Jschlatt tomorrow: Thinking about love

@mrchickenthe1st558

4 жыл бұрын

It’s possible

@bertholdr2495

4 жыл бұрын

Thinking about guns

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

Thinking about James Charles

@mtdaboi2145

4 жыл бұрын

Thinking about mr ha... oh that one's taken

@luisalonsoxy3530

4 жыл бұрын

Thinking about life

Yo. Schlatt's date ideas sound amazing. I looked up Rose's Pizza and the choices looked so good, then the intrepid looked so serene and cool. To whoever dates this man, all to you cause that's definitely an amazing plan.

Schlatt messin around then clutching every doubt someone has with something emotional is amazing

Schlatt hated fedmyster before hating fedmyster was a thing

@PlacidSine

4 жыл бұрын

I always hated fed, garbage content that gets praised by virgins and incels

@bongotoucan7913

4 жыл бұрын

LlamaLad fed is that one friend that never grew out of his teens

@checkmate1826

3 жыл бұрын

Hate Fed hate Feds simple as

@yammolcho8127

3 жыл бұрын

Before Fedmyster was a sperm, he hated him

@youugly7760

3 жыл бұрын

@@yammolcho8127 👍

he’s still trying to convince us he’s not gay

@nuclear5439

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jim.87

4 жыл бұрын

it is obvious he is gay

@mayorbeetlejuice4841

4 жыл бұрын

Jim he’s catholic gay huge difference

@bigstupid783

4 жыл бұрын

helpmeplease “10 big hot men”

@mrchickenthe1st558

4 жыл бұрын

He will always be gayschlatt

Fed might have won Shlatt might have those buns But Ludwig brought the gun

Austin: Do politics matter? Schlatt: uh oh I feel that on a personal level

I feel like Schlatt must have been really interested if he stopped doing a bit for 5 seconds and got real.

@jasper2016

4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps that was another bit

@jubiejumps217

4 жыл бұрын

Jasper nah that was something real

@gmorales7167

4 жыл бұрын

That ending was actually kinda saddening ngl

@CasperSpencer

4 жыл бұрын

It's all just a bit again, like 300% at least

@___-ni8vt

4 жыл бұрын

@Stanislav Hronek look at his weeklyslap channel

Schlatt: Are you calling me gay now? Also Schlatt: 10 Big hot steamy men

@creeper1087

4 жыл бұрын

"iM gAy" Gayschlatt 2020

@jamesbaird7435

4 жыл бұрын

creeper 108 *scatman’s world plays*

@abbiea-c

4 жыл бұрын

also schlatt in the last eboys video “the eboys are gay & i am too”

@sci_pain3409

4 жыл бұрын

i'd invest in 10 big hot steamy men

@cooldude626

3 жыл бұрын

Also Schlatt: James Charles 😳🥰😍✨

"i fucking hate fedmyster" me too schlatt

In all fairness, by her reaction, she didn’t see it coming.

Schlatt hates Katerino, she gets cancelled Schlatt hates Fed, he gets cancelled This guy ...

@sep3189

4 жыл бұрын

@Nice Good Schlatt has the 6th sense man

@skoob371

4 жыл бұрын

Schlatt hates the pope, the pope gets cancelled

@andyflint5418

4 жыл бұрын

Obama’s next

@biggysloppy6833

4 жыл бұрын

AntVenom is next

@alanm586

4 жыл бұрын

This *big* guy

Plot twist: schlatt has become one of the big hot men he’s always talking about

@vinkhe861

4 жыл бұрын

No need to state the obvious, lad.

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

Very big and hot.

@Nope-en9bo

3 жыл бұрын

Wendys BBM tags.

When she beat you in 2 moves I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

fed's date felt like some sort of apology video

Bruh at first I didn’t realize that this was schlatt on another persons dating show and this wasn’t a bunch of dudes and one girl trying to date him

@allien.777

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@argtjej

4 жыл бұрын

Would’ve made more sense

@dearmarss

4 жыл бұрын

yeah dude! i was so happy for him because i thought he finally got 9 of his 10 big men 😔

@garfield8793

4 жыл бұрын

why did people like this comment

@jothepro1013

4 жыл бұрын

@@garfield8793 Lmaoo, cause it w as funny

schlatt chose love because he is trying to convince people he isn't gay

@jschlattLIVE

4 жыл бұрын

why would you say this

@ethanminkow7200

4 жыл бұрын

jschlattLIVE you aren’t denying it?!?

@swisscheeese

4 жыл бұрын

he has a point

@II-gj1jw

4 жыл бұрын

We got em boys

@lucasdaniels1112

4 жыл бұрын

jschlattLIVE we see through your deceit big guy

16:25 the reason you're here.

2:10 that aged extremely well

There is no way he didn't genuinely look up "how to lose chess in 2 moves".

@randomt_1468

4 жыл бұрын

I actually looked up this after reading this comment lol.

@Oblivion9873

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he did it on purpose

@ashikjaman1940

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oblivion9873 Well yeah, everything is a bit

@charliemcmillan4230

4 жыл бұрын

Ye, called the fool’s checkmate

@Jnight594

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie McMillan that’s not it but

"This wasn't Schlatt that went for Alexandra, this was Theweeklyslap. No bits, nothing, just genuinity." -Some guy who commented this when Austin first uploaded this vod.

@blackshirts_and_breads

4 жыл бұрын

so he really did drop out of college and buy a gun

@rodrigojps

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackshirts_and_breads that was also his bathroom

@BrandonLee-xv7gk

4 жыл бұрын

Cormac Abbey nah he wasn’t mate, maybe there was jokes and stuff here and there, but he was really genuine about everything

when you pick fed. that didn't age so well

Fed's date sounded like an apology video

Schlatt recoils when fed says he like well done steak when he literally microwaves his steak to reheat it

@lastmanstanding7155

4 жыл бұрын

Ew cold steak

@mr.applejuice8546

4 жыл бұрын

Still better than well done

@johnfortnitetheraw

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but have you had well done ?

@mikemikel654

4 жыл бұрын

@@Allenfreedom1776 good comment

@okami_6

4 жыл бұрын

Reheating it in the microwave isn’t bad compared to a well done steak

schlatt: “austin if you’re gonna sing for me, turn on your face cam man” austin: “im shirtless” schlatt: 😳

@kiyat040

4 жыл бұрын

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

@internetuser5104

4 жыл бұрын

even better

@Tm_Weetod

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@not6405

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tm_Weetod 1 second

@yahairarg4803

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tm_Weetod 11:00

That chess bit was fucking hilarious

16:28 this is where everyone is looking for. You're welcome :D

@AfianySnow29802

3 ай бұрын

Thanks you.

Surprised he didn't have the baby hanging in the background during the whole thing.

@monsieurgrontelius4145

4 жыл бұрын

That would have been golden xD

@L00KE.13

4 жыл бұрын

Austin wouldn't of let him with how strict twitch TOS is now

@sadovuato

4 жыл бұрын

Yuto?

Hows he not going to include him flipping the whiteboard to the side that says "I LOVE CHESS". Was pure gold xD

@jovanholmes2618

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ep1qraurcsjSe6w.html

@473mar

4 жыл бұрын

Is that the reason I have so many chess ads?

@TTVArgusGuy

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@doid_1389

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it said I love cheese

He just got destroyed in 2 move in a chess

I keep watching schlatt, he isn’t much older than me around 4 years and the more i learn about the personalities he puts on or about him as a person i keep seeing bits of myself and its so comforting knowing someone like me can do smth amazing and be an inspiration to millions including me. I consider myself a failure and completely useless but clearly i just have some work to do. Thank you schlatt

The fact that Schlatt now has a gun that he can use for Bits shows his level above the rest

@ike9823

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he only uses it for bits😳

@pohorex6834

4 жыл бұрын

@Nate Zou Zhao it was plenty loud enough, it was further from the mic, and he wasn't trying to make the sound obvious, like the video you mentioned

@raquetdude

4 жыл бұрын

Or break TOS

@ampstamp

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that schlatt owns a gun scares me

@lils426

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Zou Zhao I think it’s airsoft, he had one in the misfits camping video

Schlatts community tab tomorrow: “Thinking about chess”

@yummybagel__

4 жыл бұрын

*Rose’s Pizza and Gun Reform

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing me and my friends made like jokes that chess would be racist. It didn't age well

@Dead_Weight21

4 жыл бұрын

@@edouard9687 what a world, right?

@Nova-3-

4 жыл бұрын

thinking about.

Goddamn, you can tell when schlatt is speaking from the heart. He's good at improvising

3:58 I love how aggressive schlatt gets like a cat

The man competing in this show wasn’t jschaltt, it was TheWeeklySlap.

@ollieolii8137

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I recognized him from somewhere

@JaMorantBiggerArm

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the next video

@baeu8360

4 жыл бұрын

This is a comment stolen from someone else who themselves stole it from the vod of the show

He went from gay to christian to a libertarian.

@daviddotorg

4 жыл бұрын

Those are the same thing.

@Lithuania8634

4 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for him to go Auth-Right

@johncurtis118

4 жыл бұрын

*catholic*

@factsandlogic.8762

4 жыл бұрын

at this point i can't tell if he's a character or being genuine

@trackmaniaIIDX

4 жыл бұрын

@@factsandlogic.8762 mix of both, how we like it

Funniest thing is feds last speech on the one on one is almost word for word what schlatt said a few rounds earlier with being on the same intellectual wavelength

Fed's "I'm a very good cook" is going to be the start of my villain story

“Fed, how would you describe yourself” Fed: fed

@SwaypenYT

4 жыл бұрын

Fed

@jam-ui1zc

4 жыл бұрын

That's very true

@PaperManlet

4 жыл бұрын

taze him

@TheGardiner

4 жыл бұрын

Fedator

@KRITHASMOVED

4 жыл бұрын

fed

This was deadass a whole scheme just to smack talk minx even more.

@bambampewpew32

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment about Minx

@Nickay_Sheep

4 жыл бұрын

On god

@benextinction__144

4 жыл бұрын

Nah schlatt went love, his first ever time doing so on Love or Host. But he did smack talk minx more still of course

Fed played the pity me card

"my last relationship was really bad and i learned alot from it" you sure did fed

You could tell from the start he picked love, he's always in a bit, a gay guy, a Catholic, a harward dropout, but this time he was actually trying really hard and was vulnerable in front of thousands of people, that takes courage. Truly felt sad for him this time.

@xplssu4696

4 жыл бұрын

if someone watched the previous ones you‘d know he‘s actually genuine because he is as you said not acting like a christian hahaha

@raife9700

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel it man he really deserved it

@mootwo_

4 жыл бұрын

woof bork hopefully a girl that doesn’t scream “No, no, no, please don’t shake the baby” when he tries to cradle a child

This felt like 10 big hot men dating rather than 1 woman dating 10 big hot men

@subnormality5854

4 жыл бұрын

Big? Hot?

@oregonpinasfun7577

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@boogiewoogie343

4 жыл бұрын

The Hive

@renanbo6562

4 жыл бұрын

11, Austin was also keen on him

I love Alex’s laugh at 12:04

It's rlly cool hearing schlatt talk about all the locations in New York because I live there and I visited most of the stuff except the pizza joint

Schlatt's comments about Fed aged like fine, fine wine

@thegiganshow300

4 жыл бұрын

Why what happened?

@bigburrito7378

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegiganshow300 allegedly fed raped/tuched a girl withouts her consent

@bdp1235

4 жыл бұрын

Pacsika Levente actually multiple girls several times

@lyalas

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigburrito7378 no rape , only sexual harrasment from what I've seen

@maddytaylor-jeffs7771

4 жыл бұрын

@@lyalas stfu "only"

I'm pretty sure that Schlatt was actually being genuine in this one, and as terrifying as it is, it makes me all the more sad for him.

@relaxingsoundsforsleep6237

4 жыл бұрын

Ik

@Superdan4290

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if I remember correctly, he did actually choose love instead of host

@liammclaughlin8264

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he chose love

Schlatt: moves first pawn Fool’s error, incoming

I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS IS THE CONTEXT FOR THE CHESS CLIP