I was St@bbed - Adam Warlock || Guardians of the galaxy ||
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“You extraordinary phallus”
@hunterflame4638
11 ай бұрын
now that's a fancy way of calling someone a dick
@snowflake9171
11 ай бұрын
Even he can't make himself insult his Creator 😭
@danielkatzenmeyer3236
10 ай бұрын
@@snowflake9171 bro called him a gaint d*ck, that is an insult bro bro
@mattdunkley130
10 ай бұрын
lol, when your 5 year old gets a thesaurus.
@k1dch165
10 ай бұрын
Bro look up phallus😭😭😭
Dude won't admit he fuck up pulling adam out early
@LXW-Arts
10 ай бұрын
Like you don't slice a caterpillar out the cocoon early do you
@aronvaasa8576
10 ай бұрын
Theres always a defect that cant be fixed.. Adam in this case is one of it.. Hes disappointed and understand things a never 100% perfect.. The 1% is needed incase the 99% fxcks up.. Thats why its never 100% Theres always need to be balance
@LXW-Arts
10 ай бұрын
@aronvaasa8576 Well, in the comics, every time Adam dies, he just gets reborn and upgraded to face the foe who put down.
@LXW-Arts
10 ай бұрын
I haven't watched the movie, but the high evolutionary is one of those people who makes something great or bad and blames it's malfunctioning on other people but not himself. He snapped at Rocket for solving a problem, which he should be proud of since he made a rocket. Then he snaps at Adom, but he literally opens adam out of his cocoon too early. Basically, adam is an unfinished pie. If HE didn't have such an ego problem, he could turn terrain planets on other galaxies into mini earths with their own advanced species.
@robertgonzalez2216
10 ай бұрын
Never pull out too early. It’s embarrassing for everyone
“Extraordinary phallus” is the perfect insult for this lol
@InfiniteInquiry
9 ай бұрын
My new favorite insult
@JonCombo
7 ай бұрын
Sounds like a compliment.
@aaw265
7 ай бұрын
The accent makes it perfect
@blumind_web2264
6 ай бұрын
This is definitely my new go to
@jameshughes6355
5 ай бұрын
@aaw265 as a British person, I can confirm: the insult "you extraordinary phallus" sounds better with a British accent. Though it is a fun insult in its own right
"You extraordinary phallus" has got to be the most British insult I've ever heard.
@AdrianMC692
9 ай бұрын
🤣💀🪦
@Caseytify
7 ай бұрын
Right up there with "mewling quim."
@AdrianMC692
7 ай бұрын
@@Caseytify Right. I literally tilted my head in confusion the first time I heard Loki say that in The Avengers🫨
@silverblade357
6 ай бұрын
A way more polite version of, "You utter knob!"
@DiceStrike
6 ай бұрын
“Oui - Cunts”
Well.. that's some name calling from adam
@seewhativescene
11 ай бұрын
Sovereign hivemind Karen wanting that Warlock phallus was the weirdest subplot🥴 relatable though
@yoloswagprobro8227
11 ай бұрын
Adam sucks for a name 😂
@TheCursedCat1927
10 ай бұрын
@@yoloswagprobro8227 Why ? How is it any worse than any other name ? Not to mention, that he was named that way literally as a reference to "Adam and Eve."
@adamprice1593
10 ай бұрын
@@yoloswagprobro8227Oi you extraordinary phallus
@arad4619
10 ай бұрын
@@TheCursedCat1927A-dam also means "human" In persian.
Adam Warlock was bad turned good in this movie.. but remember his powers are in the early stages.. in the comics, he is one of Marvel's powerful characters
@gtd360
11 ай бұрын
Literally can't be killed in the comics. He just reincarnates in a cacoon in random places and his power canges everytime he dies.
@Underworlddream
11 ай бұрын
If he does turn out powerful in the movie like the comic, I guess his mother was right that he was removed too early. It would also emphasize that the High Evolutionary is wrong on this subject as well like he was with other things.
@thighlover408
10 ай бұрын
They could literally do anything with his character since he's still learning and maturing
@CloudHiro
10 ай бұрын
yeah but his origin is different from the comics and that origin is why hes so powerful in those. it's been years since i wiki dived but i seem to remember him being literally one of the physical personification of one of the infinity stones
@Triggermangravy
10 ай бұрын
@@gtd360King Thanos found a way some millions of years in the future
Bro called his God a dickhead in the most eloquent way.
@arthurluna6189
3 ай бұрын
Respect.
@southernfriedmedia3968
2 ай бұрын
I guess he didn't see him as god
@user-fx7li2pg5k
Ай бұрын
compliment for many
@BlackFrieza-mi6xg
Ай бұрын
He was born following his mother so he has to believe he is his God, and he has my upmost respect in not giving a fuck who he is. Some say his character was ruined but too much focus on Adam would have swayed from the main closing for the guardian’s story. It was great to introduce him but make it clear it is his earliesy stagest and this is not all we will see
@kavumavictor5392
11 күн бұрын
He still has some respect for the creator....
Extraordinary Phallus has the same energy as "You magnificent Bellend."
@Juane9000
4 ай бұрын
WHAT ARR THESE WORDDS???!?!?!?!?!?
@alexitrinune1460
2 ай бұрын
because in technicality they're synonyms.
@CameronKujo
2 ай бұрын
@@Juane9000bellend, yknow. The tip? The head?
@TheNick993
Ай бұрын
Or: "oh You Bumder"
He is the one who actually defeats Thanos in the infinity gauntlet.
@samturner6061
10 ай бұрын
How cool would it be if Adam ends up becoming very important and powerful later in the MCU! After he 'grows up' haha. And ends up being one to defeat Galactus or something.
@LXW-Arts
10 ай бұрын
@samturner6061 I'm surprised we haven't seen nova yet
@EpochUnlocked
10 ай бұрын
Marvel will turn him into a joke. Like all white looking characters.
@UndercoverCracker
10 ай бұрын
@@samturner6061the mcu is dead though....
@BaneOfV
10 ай бұрын
@@UndercoverCracker we can only hope it dies so it can be reborn by hopefully an independent filmmaker who actually loves marvel comics
“Noooe theirs something wrong with him outside all that.” Leave poor Adam alone 🤣😭
@MisteRRYouTuby
3 ай бұрын
Adam: YES, there’s something wrong with me, I’ve been STABBED, you extraordinary phallus!
@chrizmerk756
2 ай бұрын
And right after he got stabbed too
Did he….intellectually called him a dick?
@geocelta1961
10 ай бұрын
Yes. A giant one, at that.
@2t0nrhianwilliams21
9 ай бұрын
Yep… a huge one
@Seriph7
9 ай бұрын
Yeap
@FoxPhantom21
9 ай бұрын
Yes he did
@llllllllllIlllllllIlllll
9 ай бұрын
Yes. A stiff and erect version
Adam is literally just not aware how strong he is. She’s absolutely correct in her statement, he’s just a child. If you have a five year old with the ability to punch the sun out of existence it doesn’t mean he’s gonna do it to everything he sees he doesn’t even know he can do that and when 99% of people looking like him can’t why should he even think he can. Once he ages a little bit he’s basically gonna be Superman
@MadGenius
6 ай бұрын
Adam Warlock never show those feats in the comics from his own raw power without the infinity gauntlet
@DoremiFasolatido1979
3 ай бұрын
You're obviously not a parent...
@dmsmhic
2 ай бұрын
I thought I was having a stroke. Please use some punctuation. Even a little bit would've helped.
@derrickjackson5455
Ай бұрын
More powerful than Superman. Adam got one of the infinity gems in his forehead. He becomes dam near a God
@DoremiFasolatido1979
Ай бұрын
@@derrickjackson5455 And yet...all I need to get rid of him is an eraser, some paint thinner, or a "delete" key.
That gold paint makes something bubble up inside me.
@seewhativescene
11 ай бұрын
When you ordered WWE Superstar Gold Dust But it's Carrot Top covered in mustard 🥴
@bobmcbob49
11 ай бұрын
They remind me of the elves from Hellboy 2
@screechingsergal5012
11 ай бұрын
I never understood that fetish, but, eh.
@starofpolaris581
11 ай бұрын
Elder scrolls version of high elves
@specimenlarry6068
10 ай бұрын
alright, chill out gold member.
This guy really had a god complex. But like many, when that illusion of power is broken, his agency crumbles with any dignity or intimidation he’d had. Under all that, he still died scared and begging to the Guardians. Especially Rocket and Past Gamora.
@guysabol8743
10 ай бұрын
it is ALWAYS the event of the moment NOWWWW nothing else matte..............
@gagetaylor192
7 ай бұрын
And it's funny that Adam, an actual god, doesn't have a god complex. He's basically a child with a developed brain and body who's just learning on the spot as he lives. Never once does he talk about how powerful or great he is despite manhandling the guardians in his first day of existing.
@matasa7463
7 ай бұрын
@@gagetaylor192and he was so happy to have friends at the end!
@MadManVS
7 ай бұрын
He's not dead
@aishi_rei
5 ай бұрын
It’s not god complex. It’s the hunger for pride.
First time in the galaxy, Pulling out early gave someone child problems
At least he stood up for himself
I like how he brought a little stool to stand on so he could try to feel even more superior. 😂
@JAELHANNAHmysteryruby
3 ай бұрын
Oh😮,I didn't 😂 notice it, seriously 🤣🤣.
@tiffanypersaud3518
2 ай бұрын
I loved that detail.
You guys getting paid?
@Jon-6969
11 ай бұрын
A tarantula shouldve crawled up his leg and bit him on the balls
@NathanBentley-zy8nm
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@uekiboy92
10 ай бұрын
You guys getting stabbed?
@AGUSTIN-zc5iu
9 ай бұрын
You guys have an insurance?
@chrisl8277
7 ай бұрын
You guys getting extraordinary phalluses?
How does this guy have all this advanced bioengineering, and he couldn't make himself a new face?
@yellowishgreendragon.-.
10 ай бұрын
Possibly because he's too much of a narcicist. He doesn't want to admit to mistakes or admit that he himself is flawed. So there's two possible outcomes for why he didn't. Either he doesn't want to create one because he doesn't believe anything would be perfect enough for him. Or he sees it as a distraction from his self created mission to create a world of perfection as he sees it.
@kelechiojobor6236
7 ай бұрын
Good question,it kind of puzzle me.
@chaddfrancis2179
7 ай бұрын
@@yellowishgreendragon.-.You're probably right.
@filipmaly6603
4 ай бұрын
Because you can not repair perfection. It would sub par illusion.
Most people end up with a problem child from pulling out too late, not too early
Could easily have this guy replace Jonathan Majors as kang. His acting was on fuckin point. Honestly one of the best villains in the mcu
@zeroa69
2 ай бұрын
Id say hella is the only other villain that was as good as this.
@SquagelZ
Ай бұрын
Or, we could just hire someone that actually looks like Kang 🤷♂️
@someperson4865
14 күн бұрын
I still much prefer Jonathan Majors as kang than anyone else.
@zeroa69
14 күн бұрын
@@someperson4865 ya he was the best part of ant man 3 and was phenomenal in loki
Dude, I love Adam. He’s just perfect, as created even if not as intended 🤣
This movie potrayed Adam Warlock perfectly. He's still in his early stage so no wonder he's childish, innocent, whiny, and unstabble. Yet he still managed to give The guardians a big problem Definitely waiting for his progress in becoming his full form.
@matthewellenberger1905
3 ай бұрын
He said he got stabbed, so he is extremely "stabbable".
@vegasgone07-dh4lb
2 ай бұрын
Adam Warlock was horrible they could of made him like the comics.
@kylewinters4433
2 ай бұрын
@@vegasgone07-dh4lb like what exactly?
@Thurnmourer
2 ай бұрын
Perfectly? Say you've never touched an Adam Warlock book without saying you've never touched one.
@kylewinters4433
2 ай бұрын
@@Thurnmourer what kind of Adam Warlock that you're expecting from this movie actually?
Bro that movie needed like 200% more adam warlock. They did him dirty
they make Adam Warlock seems like Adam Sandler.
That woman is absolutely beautiful
@codubhlaoich
7 ай бұрын
I like em bald and crazy lookin too
@ZiziToutMou
4 ай бұрын
@@codubhlaoichion think he's talking about them balls
@GamingGamer22
2 ай бұрын
@@codubhlaoichLmao you have good taste
I see this is the species where gold dust from 2000's wwe came from
@simonrhee4143
10 ай бұрын
When they get dandruff / dander someone gets rich, right Taserface?
Rocket had the saddest backstory in guardians of the galaxy 🥺🥺
@ramessu7976
10 ай бұрын
No star lord your father kill your mom only then wanting to enslave u to use u as a battery
@matthewbarnard9067
4 ай бұрын
I haven't watched Guardians 3 a second time. While it did have its funny parts, Rocket's story was tragic. Once is perfectly fine with me.
@Mori-gm2mc
22 күн бұрын
Bro fr, that shit was depressing af
Yes even in the comics Adam was a villain in his first appearance. I think it was Thor. He was not fully aware from himself during that comic. After he was defeated he was resurrected into the character he is now in the comics.
He certainly had balls to say that to the dudes face.
@saityucel8201
4 ай бұрын
Fake face.
I’m going to miss James Gunn’s guardians…
"You extraordinary phallus!" proceeds to get blown away almost exactly on time
Is it just me or is that woman more attractive gold?😅
@michaelandrews1480
10 ай бұрын
It's not just you. Elizabeth Debicki, all 6-foot-3 of her, is extraordinarily hot!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@QuestionsKiUdaan
10 ай бұрын
Yes it is just You 😂
@TalyntD-1
10 ай бұрын
Nope.....that gold paint makes one want to take a trip down to good ole Fort KnocksBoots
@SOuthSide-Chef
10 ай бұрын
@@QuestionsKiUdaan nope 40 others agree so maybe it’s just you who isn’t 🤷
@davenport3745
9 ай бұрын
Not just you bro, that gold skin making me feel some type of way, I think a new kink for gold people are developing... oh no
"Extraordinary phalis" 😂
“What are u gonna do about it eyebrows?”😂😂😂
High evolutionary was definitely talking about Magus. I can't wait to see that play out in future guardians movies.
Haven't seen the movie, is Adam supposed to be a good guy or a bad guy??
@echosdatacore2056
11 ай бұрын
Bad guy, but later joins the Guardians.
@MaximumBloop
11 ай бұрын
He's just a guy, he started out too dumb to have any sense of morality, but he starts to understand good and bad, and he decides he likes good after the guardians give him a second chance. So to answer your question, he's neither
@pablozurita2996
11 ай бұрын
@@MaximumBloop5th chance basically
@colin8696908
11 ай бұрын
@@MaximumBloop Does he become good in this movie, or in later movies?
@wumbosaur6111
11 ай бұрын
So Adam was made by bad people who put their world views on him he eventually finds his own morals and becomes like an anti hero
I actually really enjoyed Adam Warlock. I’d see a solo movie for him if they made it
That's one way of keeping the PG 13 label 😅
@jeremycalvin7091
10 ай бұрын
I mean Starlord did tell Nebula now open the fucking door so they couldve let him say but also u understand since Adam is supposed to be Space Jesus
@ItsFreakinHarding.
7 ай бұрын
Kind of like how Loki called Black Widow a "mewling quim" in the first Avengers movie😅
Eustace would be proud of you Adam
Aiesha fine.
@wstar002
8 ай бұрын
Ikr
Adam should easily bounce him around like a ping pong ball.
@kalieffoster4607
11 ай бұрын
Eventually not immediately
@themanwithnoname1839
10 ай бұрын
@@kalieffoster4607then whats the point? Eventually can mean anything, 100 or 1 years? Which is it? How long do his powers take to grow cuz from my knowledge of comics it didnt take too long lmfao
@Captianmex1C0
10 ай бұрын
@@themanwithnoname1839well the comics are ass then if he's just overpowered from the start, if it had been brie Larson, y'all would've flamed Captian marvel for being too strong too quick
@lyadhkhorcyclechalai69
10 ай бұрын
@@themanwithnoname1839him being stunted is MCU bullshit to milk a few more stories out of him until he gets to maturity...cause at maturity, he can practically break the verse...
@user-lj2cb2pj8j
10 ай бұрын
@@Captianmex1C0 cp marvel and bree ruined marvel, they killed it😆
The smile at the end just makes this vid so much better
Bro eustus from Narnia be lookin different
It’s really weird how in the comics the high evolutionary was a mentor to Adam and whenever he needed help he trueness to him. So when I first seen GOTG 3 I was like oooo this is different
The terror of the Magus is simmering just underneath that performance. Just as he says Phallus look at his performance. The simmering anger... the Magus is in there already... The Universal Church of Truth is coming...
@washitawanu
10 ай бұрын
True Jim Starlin author
Warlock: you guys are getting paid?!
They did Thanos' bestie dirty. 😂
Gonna be using that posh insult 😂
I love that scene. I love how he treats her like a doll put his fingers in her mouth a total subject, she is not even a person to him
@trivonnereid769
10 ай бұрын
Don't forget he did create the entire Sovereign race, but you're still right about him.
@nope3249
10 ай бұрын
@@trivonnereid769 since I just reread what I wrote, kinda sounded perverted I was trying to say I just liked how you saw them as science projects not even his people but the way I said it was kind of creepy. Sorry guys.
@trivonnereid769
10 ай бұрын
@@nope3249 Its okay.
Will Poulter did great as Warlock. However, his blown-up ballsack will forever be a part of him 😂
I love how he says phallus instead of the other one😂
The thing the original Adam Warlock was missing when he came out was a soul. He only received one when he touched the soul stone and became its owner.
I love how Rocket accepted who he was and used raccoon in his name.
He came a long way from rapping about "OPP"💯
At least he’s getting paid this time
Golden mommy 😮
@danielbonfleur3464
10 ай бұрын
💯
😂😂😂😂 Adam literally called his leader a dick! Phallus means pingas😂😂
@SweemTim89
10 ай бұрын
Are you Cuban?
@shottytheshotgun
10 ай бұрын
snooping as usual
@brofistbro
10 ай бұрын
@@SweemTim89 ha no
@monstersofthemidw100
10 ай бұрын
Learning English nice. Paying taxes this year or we still not doing that?
@lucasdiazjr5679
10 ай бұрын
Yes we know,the fact you needed to explain it doesn't make it funny. You ruined the joke thinking anyone cared for that
I like how when when he got blasted away he didn’t stumbled on his words or get cut off 😂
Eustace called him a huge prick (extraordinary phallus)... 🤣🤣🤣. Adam Warlock is frickin awesome! 👍😎
If getting bit on the nuts by a spider turns you into a super hero..... I'm in😂 lol
@ILoveMyMalinois
5 ай бұрын
I got bit on the leg by a spider and my whole leg swelled up 3x the size with massive blisters that then went necrotic, was lucky I didn't lose my leg. Genuinely the most painful experience of my life. As much as I want super powers, there's no reward or money that would get me to do that to my nuts. Also I live in the UK so it can't have even been one of the really dangerous spiders....
@TheSophisticatedAxolotl
5 ай бұрын
@@ILoveMyMalinoismaybe you just got a terrible superpower if you try again you might be able to fly
@ILoveMyMalinois
5 ай бұрын
@@TheSophisticatedAxolotl good point, I hadn't thought of that...
adam warlock was done dirty in this film
@undadaknee
11 ай бұрын
How so? This is what happened in the comic as well, he was born like a few days or weeks ago, hes still a baby
@tharushafernando4410
11 ай бұрын
To be fair, he is still a child.
@KenpachiX420
10 ай бұрын
Not nearly as dirty as Hulk was done in Avengers.
@pudgypanda6391
10 ай бұрын
@@KenpachiX420 don't even get me started. How can they go from Ragnarök hulk to simp hulk within 1 film. Shocking. One thing which bugs me a lot about the fight with Thanos, is that Thanos used all his combat experience to take down Hulk quickly, However Hulk was literally a gladiator for the grandmaster on Sakaar. Sakaar's time works differently so what was 2 years for hulk could of been a 1000 years. He must of picked up some fighting experience from Valkyrie/others during that time. I love endgame and IF but man they really did do Hulk dirty, so dirty .... that the dirt won't come off.
@user-lj2cb2pj8j
10 ай бұрын
Marvel always makes the wht heros 🤡
Hes so real for his redemption
The old school Adam was a complete badass.
Wonder if his powers are going to grow to anywhere near comic book level or him being removed early implies his growth is stunted
When ur parents refuse to admit something is there fault: “no there’s something wrong with him even outside all that”
@Draconic_Lorecraft
Ай бұрын
Well, not saying you’re wrong, cause you aren’t. But Technically, that statement could actually be admittance itself, and simply saying there is more wrong than just everything the parent did. Which is just even more messed up.
"Wait you guys are becoming warlocks? "
Just realized he called him a sick lol!
Let's be honest here, if this was the comics version of the high evolutionary and Adam Warlock the movie would've been over in minutes
@kelechiojobor6236
7 ай бұрын
True ,you know. Even the High Revolutionary gave Thor serious headaches sometimes .
We convinced our entire generation that this is a battle that we could win.
One of the best Vilians we got in a long time
Ha😂
Love all the spoilers being "leaked" on KZreads algorithm.... I've basically seen the whole fricken movie out of sequence... thanks YT! WTF
@CJ_outdoors_CT
11 ай бұрын
The movie is like 3 years old, quit your bitching nerd
@edgarruizvelasco3949
11 ай бұрын
It's been a while since the movie left the theaters my guy
@seewhativescene
11 ай бұрын
Witchobrokeass😵💫
@sethozturgut1312
11 ай бұрын
The struggles be real! 😪
@cosmickinng888
11 ай бұрын
Boo hoo 😂
"you guys did not get stabbed?" 😂
This is one of the best willains in the MCU over past few years
I hate how they nerfed Adam Warlock. One of my favorite comic characters.
@BÓBŒÓŒ
11 ай бұрын
They will make him stronger in future movies. He’s just a baby
@flyingdragoncar4975
11 ай бұрын
lol they didn't nerf him. Hes a baby.
@briansilva3344
11 ай бұрын
He also doesn’t have the soul stone, something the High Evolutionary might have had in his original plans.
@ordgaming4189
5 ай бұрын
I know I'm way late, but really? I personally found him too overpowered, any particular reason you like him?
you're lovely, you've been lovely, you will continue to be lovely. tyt and look after yourself, homie. the real ones will be there to catch you when you stumble.
Controlling gravity as a power is absolutely nuts. Dude could create a black hole if he wanted to. He could also insta-kill anyone in universe, even hulk and Thanos. They definitely could have showed this strength out more and have had Thor in the movie more by helping the guardians.
How funny would it be is Adam warlock was Peters son.
The double wind up ass slap gets me every time
The word play is flawless!!! 🔥🤣🔥
His eagerness and ambition outweighed patience. When creating something patience is realistically the only useful tool.
That smile when he said take Tula!
Adam Warlock was a surprise favorite in this movie.
“You extraordinary phallus” 😭😂
I hope jigh evolutenary returms as fast as he cans
@alterego3284
7 ай бұрын
He’s dead
@Grand_Master12312
7 ай бұрын
@@alterego3284 nope
@alterego3284
7 ай бұрын
@@Grand_Master12312 yeah I just remembered lol
Guardians really dropped one of the best villains out of nowhere
Her: you pulled out too early Him:
Loved Adam warlock in this bro lmao
Even I gotta admit "Adam Warlock" is a kickass name.
Bro pulled out early.
"The nature of a thing is more important than the form of a thing.”
“Extraordinary phallus!” Good lotd
Bro had a attitude in narnia really got smacked for not calming it down
Will Poulter is just funny af and perfect for Adam Warlock. Elizabeth Debicki is so beautiful.
I love him playing warlock, he was great
I never noticed he was standing on a step stool 😂
When you're supposed to be "The Chosen One" but end up being a comic relief.
"I was stabbed" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea Adam isn't a cold blooded killer. Adam has a conscious. He's a good guy deep down.