I've No More F***s To Give!
Музыка
Written and performed by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Performed at Boyds of Bedford - November 2nd - 2018
Featured on the album Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog (released 2018) available on:
Spotify:
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Amazon Music:
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iTunes:
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'I’ve No More Fucks To Give' By Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
(Uke tuning GCEA)
Intro - Bb C7 F7 Bb
Verse 1
Bb
I’ve tried, tried, tried
F7
And I’ve tried even more
F7
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
Bb
And I can’t recall what for
Bb
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
C7
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
F7
It never will impress
Chorus 1
Bb
I’ve no more fucks to give,
C7
My fucks have runneth dry,
F7
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
Bb
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
C7
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
F7
I’m over my fuck budget and
Bb
I’m now in fucking debt
Verse 2
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
Chorus 2
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but
It’s been fucking defeated!
Bridge
Eb Bb
The effort has just not been worth
F7 Bb Bb7
The time or the expense
D7 Gm7
I’ve exhausted all my energy
C7 F7
For minimal recompense
Eb Bb
The complete lack of acknowledgement
F7 Bb Bb7
Has now begun to gall
C7
And I’ve come to realise that I
F7
Don’t give a fuck at all!
Chorus 3
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!
Chorus 4
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!
Outro
E Bb
I’ve no more fucks to give,
F7 Bb Bb7
I’ve no more fucks to give,
E
I’ve no more fucks,
Bb
I’ve no more fucks,
F7 Bb F7 Bb
I’ve no more fucks to give!
Пікірлер: 12 934
The little bounce he does is fucking adorable
@dietzwattson4242
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking pun tho
@declan9876
3 жыл бұрын
he is keeping time
@oricalu448
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the person above said, its common for musicians to move to the beat to help keep time. Like when you see someone tapping their foot while playing.
@kaiserrat70
3 жыл бұрын
@@oricalu448 I mean I was trying to make a pun but aight
@matt4812
3 жыл бұрын
@@kaiserrat70 none of those words are synonyms or homophones, I don’t think you mean “pun” here
When you're sad and broken but your personality is unrelentingly upbeat
@jamesharding3459
3 жыл бұрын
This is way too relatable.
@kankrivantas7897
3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@Catty_Wampus4610
3 жыл бұрын
Mood as fuck
@emilytaylor3895
3 жыл бұрын
And everyone that liked this comment completely relates haha
@crgamer0913
3 жыл бұрын
That's me
…a rather jaunty tune that explores the delicate intricacies of having found oneself bereft of f***k’s. Bravo.
@nesst3685
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@HansGruber713
2 ай бұрын
This comment… bravo!
@gerryszymanski8468
Ай бұрын
No surfeit here!
@MaciejBogdanStepien
7 күн бұрын
Finding oneself in such a predicament is a f*&^ing disaster. This is an ultimate loss of all the f***s.
That this song didn't win a Grammy is the crime of the century.
@candiallie
11 ай бұрын
RIGHT!!!😂😊
@DummyDanzDummyAdultFun2024
6 ай бұрын
Just a Grammy? Give this ALL of the Grammy awards. For the whole millenia.
@MisterSingh.
2 ай бұрын
all those old hag hipsters were down, maybe thats what he wanted? Fuck
@Duders
15 күн бұрын
This would mean that the Grammys have a sliver of intelligence and that’s giving them far too much credit
Now _that_ is a sophisticated location for a gentleman's concert.
@maartenbakker8311
3 жыл бұрын
Well, like he said... actually
@allyyiu4774
3 жыл бұрын
Hello you now have a thousand likes!!!
@BloodsCaress
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I see no cigars
@rusticgiraffe4262
3 жыл бұрын
The clothes make the man after all.
@williamwhitaker1101
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
"I'm over my fuck budget and now I'm in fucking debt" God I love that so much
@evepayler1461
3 жыл бұрын
I keep woundering to myself what would look like animated. Or the whole song for that matter
@douglasmcgary
3 жыл бұрын
@@evepayler1461 kzread.info/dash/bejne/m3ZlxZhxcpTPfMo.html
@tdog152
3 жыл бұрын
@Bigg GIB'S fun house its not germany's, thats for sure!
@tdog152
3 жыл бұрын
@Bigg GIB'S fun house ya know Germany lost the wars and all
@johnmilo117
3 жыл бұрын
“My fucks are now so fucked off, they refuse to fucking stay”
LYRICS: I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The distinct lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realize that I don’t give a fuck at all! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
@anthonydetlaf1150
8 ай бұрын
Great song
@IHateThisHandleSystem
7 ай бұрын
Thanks for posting the lyrics.
@SirenPandaSabo
7 ай бұрын
PIN THIS
@pyratefan
7 ай бұрын
I love that the KZread automatic CC generator is just like "Nope, not touching that one. nopenopenope
@bjarulez
7 ай бұрын
The distinct lack of acknowledgement needs changing to the complete lack of acknowledgement
Really illustrates the versatility of the word.
@dalepowell7317
4 ай бұрын
I think he uses it in 2 different ways in the whole song
@tylermuskego7025
3 ай бұрын
I think a certain pair of boston twins would agree
@squidbillyradio
3 ай бұрын
So long as he doesn't make a song about "rule of thumb"
@dalepowell7317
3 ай бұрын
@@squidbillyradio why? I would imagine he could make that into an entertaining song
@squidbillyradio
3 ай бұрын
@@dalepowell7317 I guess, but it probably would do more damage as "rule of wrist"
The fact that this mini concert is being held at a tailors is just adding to the pile of hilarity
@toddposton869
2 жыл бұрын
A haberdashery. ;-)
@eldorados_lost_searcher
2 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I'm imagining Elim Garak standing in the corner with an enigmatic smile.
@connorgooderl5656
2 жыл бұрын
“Pile of hilarity” is so perfect!
@maddog7999
2 жыл бұрын
i disagree. i proffer that the detail adds to its CLASS.
@anon20000
2 жыл бұрын
@@eldorados_lost_searcher Ahhh, to stumble upon Star Trek in the wild
If this isn't playing at my funeral I ain't dying
I never truly appreciated this song until I listened to it on a bad day and thought "This is my anthem."
@KateCantDraw
12 күн бұрын
You have days where you DON'T feel like this??? Reveal to me your secrets happiness wizard!
@owenatkinson5744
12 күн бұрын
@@KateCantDraw cat cuddles and chocolate 🍫
@KateCantDraw
12 күн бұрын
@@owenatkinson5744 but...but I have those things and I'm still....fine, keep your secrets (눈‸눈)
@owenatkinson5744
12 күн бұрын
@@KateCantDraw oh, I forgot copious prescription medicine. That's probably the most important one 😅
@KateCantDraw
12 күн бұрын
@@owenatkinson5744 I GOT THAT TOO DON'T YOU HOLD OUT ON ME XD
2024 and it's still one of the greatest songs ever written.
Petition to make this our planet earth anthem anyone?
@LSFA-KrissyL16
3 жыл бұрын
hear hear! aye! 🤣
@StpKl0sr
3 жыл бұрын
@@LSFA-KrissyL16 AYE!
@therandomnobody3407
3 жыл бұрын
aye
@dag1704
3 жыл бұрын
AYE!
@obi-wankenobi8878
3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha Hell yeah
“My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated” Possibly the greatest line of any song ever.
@jackiemoon1556
2 жыл бұрын
"My fucks have all dissolved, I plan many projects but my fucks won't be involved"...
@bryanshuping7344
2 жыл бұрын
I've no more ducks to give.
@-..l
2 жыл бұрын
legit putin’s thoughts.
@firemonster3603
2 жыл бұрын
Yes it is
@robbie73vespa
2 жыл бұрын
Excellent eh 😂😂😂
Beautiful how he found a way to relate to an entire generation in one song
@zeltzamer4010
5 ай бұрын
Yours is not the only generation to run out.
@ashleehouse5204
5 ай бұрын
This song could unite the country... no, the world! 😂
@panther-nk2hn
2 ай бұрын
Multiple, probably
@acupofwater8020
Ай бұрын
Not one generation, every living person.
Not only hes talented song writer, a good singer BUT THAT BEARD GOD DAMN LOOKS SO GOOD
This song is more passive aggressive than the upside down happy face
@myworld654
4 жыл бұрын
🙃
@preposteroustoast
4 жыл бұрын
🙃
@_phaedra_1817
4 жыл бұрын
🙃
@demonkats8047
4 жыл бұрын
🙃
@cadenguesman5581
4 жыл бұрын
🙃
The fact he's so chill really drives home the point he's reached. If you're getting upset you still have fucks to give.
@elenaderoet4926
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Megalomaniakaal
3 жыл бұрын
@Derian Setoguchi And yet here we are, reading your comment you gave enough of a one to write up and post.
@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
3 жыл бұрын
@@Megalomaniakaal So this would mean you gave enough fuck to tell Derian, that they indeed do give a fuck?
@openedjar4614
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking perhaps so
@String_Cheese
3 жыл бұрын
@@openedjar4614 I most definitely give a f**k about the amazing song...
This man is a national treasure we need to protect him at all cost
@mlogan2k2
3 ай бұрын
National my ass, planetary at the very least.
we need a 10 hour version of this so i can kick back at work.
@dalepowell7317
4 ай бұрын
I wish music had some sort of loop or replay feature...
This song came out two years too early.
@adamrodgers9175
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get how it didn't go viral then...I don't ever remember this showing up.
@nightskiescitylights569
3 жыл бұрын
@@adamrodgers9175 It was making the rounds but sometimes people don't give credit. That's probably how you missed it because that's what happened for me and a few people I know 😅
@redshirtguy5303
3 жыл бұрын
Who gives a fuck?
@null7493
3 жыл бұрын
@@redshirtguy5303 certainly not this guy
@peppypigeon
3 жыл бұрын
That’s so fucking true
I'm retiring in 66 days. I'll be singing this song on my way out the door.
@Planet-Pantera
5 жыл бұрын
Michael Shatto it’s very fitting 😁👌🏼
@mangobot232
5 жыл бұрын
FUCK YES
@noortjelief1987
5 жыл бұрын
64 days to go ;)
@charlieoconnor40
5 жыл бұрын
congratulations
@MrThewildrider
5 жыл бұрын
Record it, dude. We need this
This will never get old, I saw it for the first time like 6 years ago and I still look it up at least twice a year. 😂😂😂
@maximan4363
4 ай бұрын
Likewise, at least twice to remind me!
For the artist, Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq., Thank you for this song.
I want this song played at my funeral.
@chrishart7300
5 жыл бұрын
I'm legit going to a funeral of a guy who would want this song played at his funeral trying to figure out if I can play this on mando.... I don't think I can learn it in time, lol. RIP.
@tonyflamingo3496
5 жыл бұрын
Fucks are this man's life force, he ran out, so he died. Here lies a man that couldn't give a fuck. Rest in peace
@AKAScooter
5 жыл бұрын
I will be there to pour out some fucking whiskey for you!
@ronl9357
5 жыл бұрын
Especially the part at 2:38.
@taichikamiya4883
5 жыл бұрын
His singing voice sounds so good but amplifies his comedic song about no more F’s and I am trying to hold back laughing like a mad man
If 2021 was ever made into a song this is it.
@SecretAgentXD1
4 жыл бұрын
No. This is 2020
@GAMEOV3RR
4 жыл бұрын
Daniel A yeah it’s definitely for 2020.
@chandytran7531
4 жыл бұрын
WHao you wrote that 4months ago, and here we are now XD
@foxboy72006
4 жыл бұрын
2020's theme song right now.
@snickerzdoodlez
4 жыл бұрын
7 months into the year and this has aged beautifully.
There’s so much about this that is “just right” - the words, the music, the location, the banjolele (an instrument I didn’t know to exist)… one of my favorites.
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at how relatable this is 😅
If I ever win the lotto, I'm hiring this guy to sing this as I walk to my boss's office to quit.
@evepayler1461
3 жыл бұрын
Right now you’ve given A LOT of people ideas how to quit. I for one will hire a person to sing pants drunk to my partner once I leave but only when she asks “What will you do without me
@Nozerone
2 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant!
@maria.whiddon
2 жыл бұрын
😆
@jessicavalor7437
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nozerone for fucking real no fucks to give xP
@blakebolt9205
2 жыл бұрын
This is genius, I might do the same 👀 thanks for the idea 😂😂😂
I could imagine this song in Deadpool for some reason.
@weldonwin
4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine a musical montage set to this, where Wade is destroying everything in his path, but has absolutely NO interest in what he's doing, like its all just the motions now
@vecchioutente
3 жыл бұрын
Deadpool sucks
@shannonsmith8115
3 жыл бұрын
@@vecchioutente you suck
@Alex_in_Wonderland111
3 жыл бұрын
Petition to make it happen
@discoverymapp
3 жыл бұрын
this song should be the national anthem of trinidadian politicians
Coming back every now and then when I'm in the mood. I feel like this is the softest type of rebellion there is.
The theme song to any retail worker.
The anthem for anyone who has ever worked for minimum wage.
@kitkatlover9367
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@looksirdroids9134
2 жыл бұрын
@Captain MufDyven That's management's entire job.
@LordSniggles
2 жыл бұрын
Right? If you're not working a dead end job, then you only think you understand this song.
@wolvie1618
2 жыл бұрын
Right tho? Like damn
@Orangu_mike
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
When people say "introducing swearing into a song degrades its intellect" point them to this song.
@panther-nk2hn
2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, this was less a song and more a comedy bit. But I get the point.
@davevd9944
2 жыл бұрын
@@panther-nk2hn The guy still has a better vocabulary than most people.
@connorgooderl5656
2 жыл бұрын
I’d actually argue that principle is one of the main reasons this is so good. Because this song is about no longer caring, and he shows that by no longer caring about social norms or what impression he gives.
@MrCoreyCoreyCorey
2 жыл бұрын
Tim Minchin Pope song.
@qwertyTRiG
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrCoreyCoreyCorey An excellent example of where swearing adds to the song (and makes the point).
When I have a shitty day I come back and listen to this song. I've had this song as an earworm for 2 days. This song today is my mood.
I was first introduced to this song by my sister. Now I have passed it along to other friends and family. LOVE THIS!!❤
I want to know which suit shop has bearded gentlemen singing in them and playing the tiny banjo. I will buy my suits there until I can no longer wear one once I find it.
@jeremysorejian
3 жыл бұрын
Is that a banjo or a ukulele
@dmanonice
3 жыл бұрын
I believe it is a banjolele
@talk4dews
3 жыл бұрын
Read the description.
@Socasmx
3 жыл бұрын
❤
@evepayler1461
3 жыл бұрын
You know what if Jesus has sung this song whilst on the crucifix? It would be monty python on a whole new level
Let’s make a list shall we ? - great beard - great song - great voice - great yukulele - great location - great public
@earthbendbeast9160
2 жыл бұрын
-great suit
@sadd_zero
2 жыл бұрын
Ain't that a banjo
@wiseupjanetweiss
2 жыл бұрын
It's a banjolele
@stuartskelton1060
2 жыл бұрын
The beards sick and the suit does what it says in the tin ,perfection of style 👌🏻 the song fucking brilliant 👏
@TheLogicalIdiot
2 жыл бұрын
@@sadd_zero yes😂😂😂. Also he said "yukulele"
This....IS......my new Friday after work theme song....I crack a beer and it makes me smile...thanks brother!
You know when you feel something that has no words, yet invented, to express that feeling. This song captures my feelings perfectly.
The fact that he does that with a straight face is legendary
@panther-nk2hn
2 жыл бұрын
If he laughed, it would mean he gave a f*ck. And he has none left to give.
@impogame
2 жыл бұрын
he didnt give a fuck
@Soul_404.
Жыл бұрын
😂
@outseeker
Жыл бұрын
perhaps he's living it, not just singing it :)
@Xbox-Build2596
Жыл бұрын
💀🤣🤣🤣
This is the anthem of quarantine kids getting school work
@liamnicholls5219
4 жыл бұрын
very true
@mymblytyler9520
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@troycrann3933
4 жыл бұрын
Indubitably
@T-y-39
4 жыл бұрын
I don't even do it lmfao.
@saramohamma6641
4 жыл бұрын
100% can confirm this is true
Wow..four years later and I am still in love with your music 💓
If they refuse to play this at my funeral then I ain’t coming.
This is the happiest sounding song about losing all hope that I’ve ever heard. I love it.
Last night at the club a stripper danced to this song and I've never been more intrigued and confused in my life lmfao
@ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic
4 жыл бұрын
Ha! I think this is my favourite comment ever! So many questions... but do I actually want the answers?
@josephstalin7353
4 жыл бұрын
It's best for the both of us we don't know
@ananda9133
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, the return of the "why boner". WITH A VENGEANCE!
@ifrahjama2215
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@zilchdevotegaming6710
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic prob not
Genius is often overused, but this is GENIUS. A true wordsmith in every sense, fantastic 👏
My favorite part of this is the instrument and his voice genuinely sound like they’re coming from a really old record
Watched this while drunk. Guess who has a banjo arriving in two days from Amazon...
@Schattengewaechs99
5 жыл бұрын
Today in "Things that never happened":
@Expertech-pq4yr
5 жыл бұрын
It isn't a banjo
@AllieGreer
5 жыл бұрын
86116 Expertech what instrument is it? I was trying to figure it out!! I want the sheet music lol
@ronl9357
5 жыл бұрын
@@Expertech-pq4yr Lol. OP fail.
@harrisonberry96
5 жыл бұрын
@@AllieGreer its a uke but shaped like a banjo
The fact he was able to continue singing uninterrupted through the whole damn thing makes this legendary.
@nvtnvt9044
4 жыл бұрын
What could people say or chant that would make it even more funny! Hahaha this is epic!!!!
@howshouldiknow7477
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao he doesn’t got a fuck to give
@nope7842
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd just harmonise or beatbox, superb song.
@CoyotePark
3 жыл бұрын
Why? :o
@DjMinusMusic
3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Zefrank, that is how the musician do.
I come back to this video when I run out of f***s!
Actually many of lines in the song without vulgarity are so good that even if there was no swearing at all I would still love it.
This song in a nutshell: I’m sick of everything but my optimistic personality is unrelenting
@wonderfulsloth4239
3 жыл бұрын
I agree borther
@pineapple4142
3 жыл бұрын
@@wonderfulsloth4239 pineapple brother?
@hayley9066
3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow pineapple
@pineapple4142
3 жыл бұрын
@@hayley9066 another one welcome
@jerryrichburg2458
3 жыл бұрын
Go
Very rarely do you hear effective rhymes using "unequivocally" and "recompense" which just adds to this guy's level of genius.
@Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin
Жыл бұрын
Yup!
@Twisted_Code
Жыл бұрын
I mean, unequivocally wasn't the part being rhymed was it? No argument on the other rhyme though!
@Guidus125
Жыл бұрын
@@Twisted_Code last to no avail - unequivocally fail. Definitely part of the rhyme scheme
@paulocaetano3243
Жыл бұрын
instead of very rarely, you could have used "seldom" :D
@0-by-1_Publishing_LLC
Жыл бұрын
Reminded me of Pink Floyd's use of the words 'incontrovertible" and "capitulate." ... Better education through rock-n-roll!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this masterpiece is on Spotify
This is now one of my favorite songs.
Everyone talking about how good his voice is *Me just thinking about how good his beard is*
@yachtmakai
3 жыл бұрын
Me just thinking how he rocks that pocket watch fob
@evepayler1461
3 жыл бұрын
Heavy Simon Whistler vibes
@joebailey540
3 жыл бұрын
I also have beard envy. I have the ability, just not the patience.
@chasethemaster3440
3 жыл бұрын
Me thinking both
@ob1kenobi748
2 жыл бұрын
Same
I've watched this more than I'm willing to admit
@trysmarter1014
3 жыл бұрын
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
@radioactivian
3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@trysmarter1014
3 жыл бұрын
I think the ability to give no more (expletive redacted) is a sometimes a super power.
@zacharyalvernaz7916
3 жыл бұрын
I'm probably at 200-300 views by now.
@moviemaker2011z
3 жыл бұрын
We all have.
This song has become my anthem. It's far too accurate not to be.
I love coming back to this song every so often over the last few years when it gets stuck in my head. It's kept me sane through a few bad days and worse conversations 😂
This dude really went the extra mile and put the lyrics _with tabs_ in the description. You don't see that every day.
@saywhatyougottaalready
Жыл бұрын
Could you have expected anything less than properness with the fancy shmancy dignification of such a bonafide performance?
@bustinarant
Жыл бұрын
@@saywhatyougottaalready Looks like he made his money in snake oil or molasses lol
@ddsjgvk
Жыл бұрын
And went an extra mile and by putting in the chords
@madebyhman7996
Жыл бұрын
Those are chords in the description, not tabs :) but yes, chords are still definitely a rare level of commitment 👌
@section1595
Жыл бұрын
One for the homie for putting the chords up there! 🍾
For those who say cursing is used only by teenagers and thugs, I'll explain to them that this Gentleman exists.
@Laeadern
Жыл бұрын
If used properly profanity works.
@afonsoalmada6945
Жыл бұрын
Literally no one says that
@Flamus_12_
Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I call bullshit lol
@deenine
Жыл бұрын
@@afonsoalmada6945 this is not a true statement.
@idk_something301
Жыл бұрын
A long process will now occur, please grab some popcorn or your favorite snack for this will take some explaining to understand.
This song is my entire 2022-2023.
This song never gets old.
I quit my job earlier this year and sent his song to all staff via email then left the building. Feels good man, awesome song.
@evepayler1461
3 жыл бұрын
I took a leaf out of your book my friend. Girl I slept with gave me clamidia. I sent her the link to song “goodness gracious great balls of fire!!”
@MaximumMatador
2 жыл бұрын
You are a legend!
@evepayler1461
2 жыл бұрын
@@MaximumMatador oh thanks dude
@dylaniscool2266
2 жыл бұрын
@@evepayler1461 big balls by acdc right
@defeeded0887
2 жыл бұрын
Classic man, classic.
The fact that this man can sing this with a straight face
@t3rrar1z3r
Жыл бұрын
Probably lots of practice
@thedukeofchutney468
Жыл бұрын
No it makes sense. He genuinely has no more fucks to give. That’s no smiling matter.
@MrJimbaloid
8 ай бұрын
I work in a warehouse in England for Germans and I could sing it with a straighter face than Bengies.
@cyber_rachel7427
7 ай бұрын
@@MrJimbaloidmakes sense. German humour is no laughing matter
@chrissadler6459
6 ай бұрын
It’s called rehearsing
Still one of the most beautiful songs of all time! What a classic!
I want this played at my funeral.
@Say_cheeese
5 ай бұрын
I was thinking just the same😂
As an "essential" worker I cannot express just how much I LOVE this song
@yukikitsune7366
2 жыл бұрын
How goes being a hostage for capitalism?
@QuadMochaMatti
2 жыл бұрын
No one is essential. Get over yourself.
@Hitman.13.
2 жыл бұрын
Plumbers, Electricians, nurses, are among essential jobs that society would just shutdown if they disappear! Corporate desk jokeys are salty because they re NOT essential 😂
@reneemcgeough8527
2 жыл бұрын
As an essential worker working both full time at my job, and full time in college, sometimes when I feel slightly soulless, I play this, and it redefines my soulless feeling in the best way possible. Like, the day sucked, but I can efficiently not care at all after listening to this! So great!
@reneemcgeough8527
2 жыл бұрын
@@QuadMochaMatti Some jobs are essential for there to be society the way we define it today. The people aren't essential according to corporate, that's why many of us are under paid while they (grocery store example) made record profits during the pandemic- that's why so many leave some of these jobs (can't afford food or home, especially with families) Where I work, a manager got punched in the gut, and when he defended himself, he got written up- We can't even defend ourselves. I'm not specifically referring to myself, essential worker applies to everyone who you need in society- there's a full production line- and those who do the hardest work, are getting undervalued and aren't paid enough to live. If you no longer had people supplying your food, or those who were medical professionals, you would no longer enjoy the quality of your life the way it is now.
Played this on my last day at the office. While my colleagues were laughing theyre asses, my boss was seriously listening and came to me and asked me if the office really was that bad? I said, yes and no. Last i heard they made some changes in how they handle the employees. All positive.
@yawgmoth6568
Жыл бұрын
Good boss
@Knight-Of-YAH-WEH
Жыл бұрын
Praying for ya!
@jdubya7139
Жыл бұрын
@@yawgmoth6568 Not quite good enough. @rata TGP still left the company.
@RAF-cc1ng
Жыл бұрын
@@Knight-Of-YAH-WEH No, the fact he actually cares and asked what is wrong and actually made changes proves he is a good boss.
@Knight-Of-YAH-WEH
Жыл бұрын
@@RAF-cc1ng I agree. He listened and therefore it helped future employee's. However I still pray for @rata TGP as well as you and all others. JESUS is King!
Thank you so much to the person who wrote this song! It recently got me through a very tough ordeal, and I would play it just for a good laugh and smile.
Never gets old.......😊
I almost want to learn to play the banjo and play this at work(unfortunately passengers may take it the wrong way, hearing their pilot sing this 😂)
@sallyhawkridge3013
4 жыл бұрын
It's a banjolele, the baby Yoda of banjos, the adorable love child of a banjo and a ukulele.
@obamnaprismus
4 жыл бұрын
I'd be concerned he wouldn't give a fuck, I mean, last time someone didn't give a fuck while driving welp... drunk driving... Yeah, not good
@hollowedshadow2822
4 жыл бұрын
Do it
@gabrieleruth1220
4 жыл бұрын
Mark maybe after the lockdown they will applause
@richardhoffman5769
4 жыл бұрын
“We’re experiencing engine problems but to put you at ease here’s a little ditty I sing when I’m stressed” 😂😂😂😂 it’s how you get into the Hall of Fame
This needs to be played at my funeral - or I'm not going!
@proto3840
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@cymikgaming1266
Жыл бұрын
how to be imortal
@dumbass938
Жыл бұрын
lives of spite
@garyk1334
Жыл бұрын
😂
@frozenburrito2.087
Жыл бұрын
Bros just gonna wake up, open his casket, and walk away if they don’t play this at his funeral
Only true genius can appreciate this
Probably my new favorite song
This would sound perfect played through an 1800's grammophone.
@matthewe919
5 жыл бұрын
Scourgething Someone press it onto a record please
@zym6687
4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewe919 Wax cylinder
@MBM1117727
4 жыл бұрын
@@zym6687 They were still called records.
@mitchellenderson7194
4 жыл бұрын
Someone travel back in time and do this.
@familiecole
4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellenderson7194 The Past is also the Future
*This guy’s beard is amazing*
@nikolaiorr8383
4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@jasoncg2956
4 жыл бұрын
I want to fucking eat it to gain his powers
@bobinbobinsonbobbob3544
4 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncg2956 XD ok you do you
@Marnee4191
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I love that you said that. My 30yo son has the most manly of manly beards, like this without the little twirl. It's an amazing creation. But having grown up with no guy having facial hair (except the 70s porn mustache), and then guys having very groomed little goatee-type beards (which I love), I worried a bit on the impression my son was making. I am not shallow. He was allowed to do his hair how he wanted (buzz cut for years, then he wore it long for a while). I just worried about his impression since he owns his own business. HE jokes to ME that he looks "like a homeless guy". But after I saw your comment, I poked around the internet a bit and see the full beard is a thing. I need to get out more....
@brittneyfoster4819
4 жыл бұрын
Zrs2 same with his hair. I’m a barber and was very distracted staring at it all. Lol
Just found my new ringtone.
This simply is the greatest song ever written and will NEVER get old.
Buddy, this song is the mood for the last two years, possibly the theme song of an entire generation right here
@inevitableruin290
3 жыл бұрын
This song is without a doubt the Gen Z theme
@bengal4047
3 жыл бұрын
@@inevitableruin290 Gen Z here, can confirm
@LePoetKing
3 жыл бұрын
@@inevitableruin290 can confirm
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
3 жыл бұрын
*insert crying thumbs up cat image here*
@thedukeofchutney468
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, this is pretty much the Gen Z anthem.
This guy deserves a Grammy for this.
@andybraid4263
Жыл бұрын
Nobel prize for not giving a fuck...
@stephengee9446
Жыл бұрын
I agree
@wolframstahl1263
Жыл бұрын
I would personally award him one, but I've no more Grammys to give.
@foodonly3852
Жыл бұрын
@@wolframstahl1263 el amo
@TheReckoningBeginsToday
Жыл бұрын
Rarely does a person create story song that everyone on Earth can agree on.
I daresay we will still be bumping this 50 years hence lol
Absolutely LOVED this song. Please make more!
The theme for 2020.
@biggsdarklighter0473
3 жыл бұрын
The theme of time ...
@beckel3593
3 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@USA51039
3 жыл бұрын
You mean 2021 to
@beckel3593
3 жыл бұрын
@SophiaTheSassy Awomen!
@johnkeith8072
3 жыл бұрын
Thank Trump and the GQP cult for that...
Maybe if I play this loud enough my boss will understand.
@LSFA-KrissyL16
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sgtmajorkiwi
3 жыл бұрын
did he?
@tealthantos1
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he won't fucking get it.
@bwyant0126
3 жыл бұрын
Nope they still wont
@emdo4295
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
It's not just a song too me... IT'S A BLOODY LIFESTYLE. THAT I LIVE BY.
I've come back to this song many years later because I had about 150 tiny ducks and I was giving them to coworkers and didn't have anymore on hand (more at home tho) so I'd love to have these lyrics memorized for when I actually run out of little ducks
@malcdellow
2 ай бұрын
The spell check on my phone replaces fuck with duck and ducking. I just let it.
Punk Metal, circa 1897!
@derailed2157
5 жыл бұрын
Punkgrass
@jimkid1392
5 жыл бұрын
The attitude was always there. Fortunately with the technological advancements made in electric guitars and hair care products we were finally able to express ourselves properly.
@ReviloWedj
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah!
@nomadenview
3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha that's true
My parents are fighting downstairs so I put my headphones on and sang along as loud as possible...
@holymoly9903
3 жыл бұрын
I... can relate
@2hotflavored666
3 жыл бұрын
y/rightthathappened.
@AK-jt7kh
3 жыл бұрын
Did they hear you? Because that would funny
@lazyh-online4839
3 жыл бұрын
@@2hotflavored666 you kind of messed up.
@2hotflavored666
3 жыл бұрын
@@lazyh-online4839 How so?
never fails to put a smile on my face.
I watch this any time I'm having a bad day at work..............hmmm I've been watching it more lately. LOL!!!
A bearded vintage suit wearing hipster playing a banjo ukulele song about a meme in a haberdashery. Feels right.
@DrawTheJoker
5 жыл бұрын
Perfectly right, even.
@Kagebushin01
5 жыл бұрын
This is how the world ends XD
@jarred3286
5 жыл бұрын
Spot on ;)
@DPowerOfRock
5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have gotten it more right myself, ol' chap! Bravo! Bravo!
@CrypticRite
5 жыл бұрын
I can't even.. This is to much
So this is what the Kingsmen get up to?
This will live on for eternity.
This man is a prophetic poet. This is now my personal anthem
When an superbly depressed person suddenly wake up being extremely optimistic
@kashiifoo
3 жыл бұрын
You mean me
@evepayler1461
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes You have reached the peak of mankind
@sushicat2404
3 жыл бұрын
I feel called out
@x43902467
2 жыл бұрын
It's like a Meth addict was able to sing beautifully.
I love that there’s no explanation for why this concert is happening in a suit shop. 😂
@ronl9357
5 жыл бұрын
It's actually the Men's Warehouse.
@oddjobkia
5 жыл бұрын
Tailors it is not..
@briantotse3
5 жыл бұрын
Accept the mystery.
@tyzerro
5 жыл бұрын
appears to be a habidashery, the sorta retail store a man only as dapper as he would be caught purchasing apparel
@char6547
5 жыл бұрын
Well why not? He had no more fucks to give after all.
Absolutely WONDERFUL!!! Putting this on a ringtone.
We wouldn't be hearing this song if not for youtube. The best thing in KZread so far.😂😂😂