"Pandaemonium was my first tier" You can tell the baby raider is real because he accidentally calls it Pandaemonium instead of Asphodelos.

@CiderSpider

Жыл бұрын

shhh

@gateauxq4604

Жыл бұрын

But also is baby

@TimmHenson

Жыл бұрын

Angry.

@Aethereality

Жыл бұрын

just give headpats and keep on moving lol

@GhostAeonWolf

Жыл бұрын

Its pandaemonium tho. The whole thing, all three tiers. He is just being correct.

Savage has three phases: 1. WTF!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THIS MECHANIC!!! 2. oh wait that's all you do? that's actually pretty easy 3. WTF!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A PARTY THAT CAN DO THIS MECHANIC!!!

@Tigerhearty

Жыл бұрын

the game is just filled with RMT trolls destroying runs

@adamsbja

Жыл бұрын

Once I understand a mechanic the rest of the party gets about three attempts before I'm yelling at my monitor about how easy it is. This is a problem, I know it, I'm working on it.

@aurumvale9908

Жыл бұрын

4. OMG WE ACTUALLY DID THE MECHANIC AND HIT 1% ENRAGE. NOW EVERYONE JUST POPS THEIR POTS AND .... WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DISBAND

@SubduedRadical

Жыл бұрын

@@aurumvale9908 THAT or suddenly, everyone smacks themselves with the stupid stick and forgets how to do the mechanics they clearly already have shown an ability to do correctly.

@BlackWolf207

Жыл бұрын

@@adamsbja every party I’m in that does a half decent job and I figure out the mechanics, there is always ONE person who still can’t figure it out, and we wipe because of this. EVERY. TIME.

2:11 can we take a minute to appreciate that the only quest in the Duty List is "Child Labor"? I refuse to believe that wasn't on purpose

@cygnahoshiko4629

Жыл бұрын

he refuses to clear it and only it, for the bit

@althelor

Жыл бұрын

Especially since the objective is at 5/6. Meaning he's intentionally not finishing it.

I didn't expect to learn anything watching the angry child but I did.

@mattsullivan2458

Жыл бұрын

Mad because educational!

@gonoki888

Жыл бұрын

He needs to do a guide video but with the angry baby language

"Wait, it's all snakes?" PF: "Always has been."

@aurumvale9908

Жыл бұрын

that one pf veteran: "First time?"

@VioletShinobi

Жыл бұрын

Before that it was all pinax... all Shiva... all Orbs... all meteors... T_T pf never changes.

@GutiSerenade

Жыл бұрын

@@VioletShinobi As one who joined the savage craze at Asphodelos, I feel the Pinax pain. Though I've heard horror stories that nothing compared to Light Rampant.

@leilaclarridge5807

Жыл бұрын

Egyptian mythos in a nutshell

@Worqfis

Жыл бұрын

Why does it always have to be snakes?

"Need 7 for first time clear, blind run, must know fight perfectly" It's so funny that in a list of jokes, Cider clearly lifted this one straight from the in game party finder.

"none of them can count, none of them can read, and none of them know left from right" that just sounds like me and my static. Just missing the "colourblind" bit. Mega props for PFing it, it was hard enough clearing the tier with a static and quality callouts.

Finally a meme yet not meme that will allow me to express how and why I'm always angry when I raid to my friends As angry as a lalafell

I dig your amalgamation of comedy and actual helpful advice and insight. Good stuff

This was great! I got to say, as you were catching up to the story, I was wondering "What next will he do until we get, well, more story released for him to do his small series on?" And raid guides like this? Oh man, this is a gem and I think is perfect for ya. Would love to see more!

The fact Cider cleared the first three on week 1 amazes me. Been doing prog this tier via Late Night PF and um.. yeah. I am still on Harvest Prog on P7S. Have now been on the Yokai Tree longer than on the Cursed Carbuncle. If I actually clear this tier before the next tier drops I will be amazed. Hope springs eternal, eh?

@BoredDan7

Жыл бұрын

Man, I cleared P5S and P6S week one pretty easily. I think P5S was with my static, but 6 was pf. Decided last two days to try for 7s. Got the fight down pretty early on and then spent more time in clear parties then I did progging the fucking fight. Week 1 PF was trap party after trap party after trap party. Decide to go for one last try just before lockout. We form and get in instance in time aaaaaaand.....consistently fail to even hit harvests. I was so mad, I had that fight down so well for so many hours and couldn't get my week one clear of it because for some reason pf cannot do even the easy parts of that fight.

@londov1

Жыл бұрын

well, we are on w15 now, so next week everybody got two sets of bis and gear will start to trickle to everyone who goes into savage at all. And the fights are so much easier even on 620 than on full crafted (p7s w1 was pretty well doable if you don't wipe on harvests, now you'll usually skip 1-2 harvests; p8sp1 w1 was cursed, but this got nerfed and now you'll skip the last two mechs, and p2 basically doesnt exist like cider said - that is once they figure out their timings for the na's :D)

@BoredDan7

Жыл бұрын

@@londov1 "well, we are on w15 now, so next week everybody got two sets of bis" I think you VASTLY overestimate how many people clear week one. Most likely a lot more people are still progging then people who will have cleared week one. That said, fights are much easier now even for groups still progging as casual groups have been gearing up this whole time from earlier fights.

@neobahumuth6

Жыл бұрын

clearing 7s on week 1 was a gamble but generally the quicker you are the better

@RaynorExtreme

Жыл бұрын

Being a healer means you get much more of a choice of parties no matter what week it is; so you can pretty safely bail from any party you don't like and be able to find another: of course, the quality of any group is always suspect, but the fact of being able to find more means you can eventually hit the jackpot of a competent group. Of course all this breaks down in P8S because even with 628 item level everything can one shot you without enough healing and mitigation and of course basically every other mechanic requires everyone to be alive and be consistent which is too much of an ask for even static parties.

HAHAHAHA this described my experience so well it hurt. That happens even in a static, only benefit is you all eventually learn together and don't need to deal with PF insanity XD

@Fexghadi

Жыл бұрын

The hypocrisy in strong here, being the problem you complain about with such obliviousness.

@tibik.8407

Жыл бұрын

@@Fexghadi Elaborate.

@Fexghadi

Жыл бұрын

@@tibik.8407 kzread.infoUgkxpL6plgAxWmcpQuMYr8mvJdGbLpKJn_Eu

This is the only video about raiding I've ever watched that I actually understood and enjoyed. 10/10

"Surely P8S will only take one or two more weeks, right?" -- big mood. My first static cleared 5 and 6 week 1, then 7 week 2. The static fell apart after like 5 weeks of P8S prog, and I regret to inform you, I'm still stuck in P8S hell all this time later. Edit: I am happy to inform you all I have cleared, and have thusly been freed from the hell of prog and may begin to enjoy the game again

@PubstarHero

Жыл бұрын

My static had a huge blowout after devour. New team is much better than before though, so Im happy.

@AoyanagiChisa

Жыл бұрын

i cleared p7s day4 with pf tho ' - ' ) pf isnt as bad as people think

@SincerelyUnique4u

Жыл бұрын

What an obnoxiously backloaded tier.

@ucnguyentien6553

Жыл бұрын

@@AoyanagiChisa wait are you the PLD in P6S PF prog yesterday? I was the DRK co-tank if you remembered 😅

@AoyanagiChisa

Жыл бұрын

@@ucnguyentien6553 ya i guess..? ' - ' )

ok but id unironically watch a full set of guides like this, the funny helps me remember the mechanics

Clearing raid tier in FFXIV in party finder was a magical experience for me, to be honest. Really showed how different the community is, but that was also like, day 1 raiding, when no one knew the mechanics anyway. Finding that group of random strangers that are all dedicated enough to stick to the end and learn together was really something.

After all the guides I’ve watched..youve taught me way more and then some in this short video , you sir deserves my sub

"Limit Cut is nothing like Pathogenic Cells" DIES ON THIS HILL WITH YOU TBH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING WHAT I'VE BEEN SCREAMING THIS WHOLE TIME!! >:|

@pforgottonsoul

Жыл бұрын

my static couldn't even remember the name of it so my raid leader was just referring to it as "the diamond weapon thing" luckily we knew what he was talking about lol.

@SapphireDragon357

Жыл бұрын

Ya know what's really funny about it? The original move was actually called Fundamental Synergy! I have no idea why it got called Limit Cut, aside from that being a different move the same boss did.

@partycakeboy92

Жыл бұрын

@@SapphireDragon357 because limit cut is from A11S The flying guy uses it I forgot his name

@SapphireDragon357

Жыл бұрын

@@partycakeboy92 ....No.

@bunbox

Жыл бұрын

@@SapphireDragon357 Yes? Limit cut is from A11S. Or are you trying to say something else?

This and the P8S video are pure works of art. You, my friend, just earned a sub.

Just wanted to say, this is still one of my comfort videos that I rewatch every couple of weeks. Also fuels my desire to raid

Imagine this group trying to clear Savage Criterion Dungeons: - Cider Spider, the Angry - Pint, the Ascian Black Mage - Denmomchugestrong, the moustache - Zepla, the raid mom getting Mcdonalds

@TheRedKnaveLP

Жыл бұрын

While Floor Inspector the Cera watches on nodding sagely at each wipe.

@EmoEmu

Жыл бұрын

Add Josh "mostly I'll press 1, 2 and 4, but sometimes I'll throw in a 3" Strife.

@shiraloli

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRedKnaveLP he's casting the whole thing

@SubduedRadical

Жыл бұрын

Will MTQ be there, trying to be the punny raid guide?

@cyborgtemplar1989

Жыл бұрын

honestly though, zepla can be pretty good. i'm not sure how pint or denmom. . . you don't clear that last ultimate which is easily the most difficult of them all so far, without some degree of skill.

Huh.... This is... more informative than I thought it would be. Think I'll hit up this raid tier now. Thanks, man! Oh, and I have raided using the Party Finder for years; it is a dark, cease pool of a place. But, it used to be worse believe it or not :D

Was shared this, LOVED it! Subbed. As a leader of two statics, one cleaning up Harvest and the other ... on Snake 1 Prog, I had to laugh at this a lot ;). Sums up the experience pretty well for sure. Great video.

This my dude... Is the MOST accurate description of the Abyssos Tier i have EVER seen. Thank you for that. You made my day with this one :D

I PFd every fight this tier and boy did it take a long time. P5 I was able to do the first week, 6 the second week, and 7 the 4th week. I only managed to clear 8 last week. I waited until November to start attempting to learn 8. Learning and clearing 8 in PF was tough but I got it done.

The snakes part resonated with my very soul.

this is hilarious and pretty informational too! VERY well done and fun to watch~

There’s an absolutely delicious irony that you got your P8S P1 clear the same day this released.

Nothing could make me want to learn Savage fights like this video. 😂

You went from Nancy Sinatra to Brookes and Dunn with P6S, holy fucking shit that was a whiplash. Good to see you back with a wonderfully hilarious video as always.

My sides hurt from laughing so much XD this was great! Also learned a few things as well!

I need more Wesker lines from you, that was good.

Very good summary haha. I'm also PFing this tier but I got started very late and uh... It's been better than I expected I'll say that

I love you so much small one! 🥰 I was sooo expecting the Endwalker follow up and I'm still looking forward to it pleaseee! 🙇‍♀ Also looking forward to your P8S clear! 😅😆❤

Only now rewatching this video I noticed you creating the PF as a Lancer, every second of this video is pure gold.

earned a sub, that was hilarious! Hope you get the tier finished!!!!!

That Money Tree reference was a *deep cut*, and I'm HERE for it! ... also, thanks for the primer on the fights!

I apparently got grouped with you during P5S at one point when you were doing this and my static friend freaked out and messaged me about it. Glad I didn't make the cut despite my mouse not working on the first pull. Gratz on the clears, love the content.

Poly-oly-ominoid... that's when I knew I'd watch this channel forever lmao

this video format is amazing and i hope we get to see mad baby clear more stuff this way! i was there for some of the live prep for the video, glorious stuff.

@CiderSpider

Жыл бұрын

As soon as I escape the snake memes...

The last thing I expected was Wesker reference 😂 you got my sub man

This video is AMAZING. Glad I ran into it, 2 Thumbs WAY up, definitely subbing/liking

Another video of insanity from everyone's favorite Mad Baby. Great job once again Cider. I'm sad I didn't get to contribute to the video like some of the others.

Hey Cider! Been a while but I recall when we did P8S prog together. It was a while back. Near the start of the patch. It was with two male Roegadyns. A Dark Knight and a Dancer with TEA weapons. They helped me find your channel! Good funny stuff.

i learned p8s from this video and the the other one. So great. Best ff14 content I found so far. Please keep going its all great

This is by far the best P5, 6 & 7S guide in KZread ever 😂😂 it’s fucking fantastic!!

I am really happy that you didnt showed the phase 2 boss of p8s

I came here expecting humor but found an actual guide that PF needs to watch

You really did make a perfect video to use to explain why I hate doing stuff on party finder, even if I get the mechanics it don't mean squat cause the other 7 people returned to monkey for the 30th time...also being on the oce server is rough at the best of times cause very few people moved over here, I don't blame them for it they probably already had FC's and friends and raid groups over on the other servers but please god of gods yoshi-p please let us work with other data centres for party finder

I was expecting a metal gear snake yell at the end lol great video

Legitimately understood some mechanics better after looking at this. Please do another for Barb EX.

I can't believe the clip you used of p2s is when Akia killed me. Amazing 10/10 I love it.

Having completed this tier, this brings so many "good" memories

We did P5S - and ohh boy i loved the healer-job so much. We got almost to the end - Sadly half of the fc didnt like the pressure in Savage and we quit. If it doesnt make fun for all, it leads to bad vibes. After long thinking - i will probably seek in january for a static that needs a Healer XD

May you hit 1m subs well done on this vid going to check out the other content

honestly i enjoy the chaos of PF. as long as you clear within the first few weeks, you can typically have a pretty good experience. clearing late into the tier can be quite challenging since most of the people who haven't cleared by that point are there cos they suck i just have too random of a schedule to commit to playing in a static

"are you an anti social dweeb with no friends" ihave never felt so personally attacked

loved it. great video!

I love watching stuff about the FF raids. No interest at all in them, but they're fun to watch. Thanks much for the video!

this was unironically a good guide btw

Lmfao. With your week 1 PF clears I felt a little sad that my static spent till 3rd week on Tree ( and I had to switch to SMN to paint by colors cause RDM doesn't do enough damage Q_Q). Now we're on High Concept in the fabled part 2. However, my raid static has mostly all lost motivation. It's holiday season. That means reps! That means reps from other statics. Reps from PF occasionally. Reps Reps Reps! And sadly, sometimes, the Reps already cleared or are farther than we've been! So we get to look like extra special dunderheads in front of strangers! It's amazing!

@CiderSpider

Жыл бұрын

just in time for a christmas miracle

@SirVyre

Жыл бұрын

@@CiderSpider I told'em I'd fantasia into a potato if we clear by second week of December, but this made our healer anxious cause she thinks I think she'd bad. Oof!

Ayyy I was in your 1st blind P5S after the maintenance before I had to go to work. glad you did well in PF after that cause lord knows I did not 💀

This made me scream So Many Times The accuracy, oh man. Oooh maaan. Finally, I have a video to explain my pain to my non-raiding friends. Thank you. ... We should totally do P8S on PF and suffer together >:3 (I'm at PH2 HC2)

@zurgboy07

Жыл бұрын

Scream all you like no gods can hear you!

@taenfyr3107

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean snakes. You're on snakes.

What's up with all the snakes in this darn game. So entertaining your videos are. Can't wait for your next angry cause small.

So sorry for your loss!

Yeah, this convinced me im never doing any Savages ever. Even with the explanations, the video and not having the stress of actually doing the stuff, i still have no idea wtf is going on.

@CiderSpider

Жыл бұрын

that's the fun part - no one that raids knows what's going on either

@soldierorsomething

Жыл бұрын

Live, die, repeat

@yunyunhakusho

Жыл бұрын

Don't knock it 'till you try it. It's a memorization game at its core and how well you can press buttons. There's not a lot of variation or randomization in them, mostly just one or two variations and I'll just say; it's really not that hard at all.

@Kendrubbin

Жыл бұрын

That's why you raid on EU so you get macros telling you how everything works in a text box that's bigger than a PF info box.

@Webberjo

Жыл бұрын

You might one day if the rewards interest you enough.

Very accurate lol. I've been enjoying progging on pf though it does have its difficulties. Was pretty relaxed, cleared p5 week one and p6 week 2. I was planning ahead like, hmm at this rate I can clear p7 in a week and p8 in about two weeks! Then p7 took me two weeks and I got kind of burnt out lol. I just started p8 a few weeks ago and it's all been... snakes.

This was amazing!

Hysterical, and yes I can't count and I don't know left from right, so see you in savage (NOT). Thanks Ciders Spider, too funny.

i love that runescape reference

@gilessaint-loup2426

Жыл бұрын

I thought is what that was.

The Runescape memes were so unexpected and yet so perfect xD

"skip soar or disband" lol Well, I read the PF description (ha) and I was not disappointed.

I really enjoyed this! I will not be going through the stress though 🤣🤣

Holy shit you should make full raid guides, it'd be funny and exciting to watch

PF experience on point 😙👌 Let me add something you don't know yet: p8s reclear pts are also snake progs most of the time 😂

I hope one I can do savage, thanks for vid. Merry late Starlight y'all.

Wonderful content!

My static still has not cleared Swol we had a brand new raider and getting him up to snuff was rough so we started very late. But we are finally on target to clear Swol this weekend and from what we have seen we can clear the next one quickly.

"Wait, this is not a guide" ** proceeds to explain the fight in a way that makes it way more easy for me to understand **

This was actually quite entertaining

P3S was like that in Aspho for me. Party be like "FoA prog to clear" and we'd wipe to that one mechanic like two minutes in where you gotta drop ads and then stack up in pairs based on numbers. I've barely touched this tier but I'm glad to see the old tradition that PF cant fucking count is still holding strong.

Clicked thinking it was a new Pint video, stayed because it was good content.

You're quite funny. Hope to see more content.

10:11 Well, at least the tree is not Exdeath.

Why did it have to be snakes...

Feeling very called out as I was chopping willow trees outside draynor while watching this video

Eagerly awaiting the p8s video.

pf works fine if you know how to find the right party . most just yolo it and expect good results. must set clear expectations and hold people accountable when needed, more importantly be ready to perform. ive cleared several tiers of savage in pf ahead of static groups of friends.

@vielara

Жыл бұрын

Also need to be willing to do what needs to be done and either disband the group or boot people who are holding the group back. This tier however it's easier said than done because people don't want to spend an hour filling for p8s only to disband after 3 pulls, and trying to rep a weak link usually means you'll lose half the party in the process. This is only my third tier raiding and I also cleared them mainly in PF, but I've had friends who are like you that have used PF since HW or even ARR, and they've even said they've never seen the PF situation as bad as it's been in Abyssos.

I've cleared all content in this game but p8s. Been through like 4 statics and suffer pf to this day. I feel your pain

Every time I see someone on the FFXIV forums complaining that they feel unfulfilled and unchallenged because Savage raiding is too easy, I can't help but think that they need to try out the PF experience. Kudos to you for demonstrating it!

@Alen725

Жыл бұрын

Those are stereotypical neets living from their parents pockets so they can dedicate their life to the game. After no lifing for 8k hours they finally get good at game and call it too easy. I would teach monkey how to play on their level in half of their playtime.

@KyokujiFGC

Жыл бұрын

That doesn't actually make the fight any harder for you though. The only hard part is waiting for everyone else to learn the mechs.

"I've had with these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking raid"- CiderSpider, probably.

i understood better when you explained it the funny way than the real way LOL

I can feel my brain melt already, this will be fun when I get there

P8S is hell in PF, Can't wait for you to see NA and HC memes when you hit p2. Gorgan 2 memes are also fun as well as tetra/octa.

I am going to use that picture for Devour's patterns when I eventually do this on savage lmao

True about snakes, thankfully I found a static and cleared the fight. But before that it was always snakes 1 or 2 and centaur 2. Second phase was always hc 2 or domination. So much time I’ll never get back.

Very informative, yes yes.

My PF experience was: Week 1: 3 days to get P5S down, Saturday for P6S, and Sunday for P7S. Each one got progressively easier, I think as the heard thinned out. Week 2: Rest. Week 3: P8S P1 prog. Week 4: P8S P1 clear and should have got P2 but couldn’t find an A2C group that could clear, or even get to P2. 200+ pulls total. Week 5: P8S P2 clear on reset with a reclear group that couldn’t find a tank that already had the clear. I was lucky enough to get smooth clears for both P8S P2 and P4S P2 by asking to joining a reclear group after so many failing A2C groups the week before. At that stage I knew them backwards, just needed a consistent group. Of course, I am on Materia, where we use macros like civilized people. 😛

@Venosyne

Жыл бұрын

NA is just too smoothbrained for macros And materia carried over that macro culture from JP thankfully \o/

@DEMONArekkusu

Жыл бұрын

In EU, everyone has this one raidplan link going around for P2, there's too much for a macro in it. I've only seen a macro used like once for P8S-2 and I honestly didnt know what I was looking at nor did the rest of the party as someone was like nah, lets not and linked the raidplan. lol

@Elzilcho1000

Жыл бұрын

@@DEMONArekkusu Our original P2 macro was 5 macros! 😅 6 if you count the Dominion mitigations. They weren’t all the full 15 lines, but still pretty long. There was one for each HC, but they tend to get left out now. The Materia raiding discord is now down to 3 macros + 1 for mits.

You randomly appeared in one of my FC members party finder groups for p4 and we all collectively lost our minds

"PLEASE! JUST STOP GETTING STEPPED ON!" "But Mommy Spider, step on me 😢)