Poke is locked in a dark, damp basement with a quad monitor setup and a wheat farm for food, whilst Carson sends discord messages as orders.

@slim9548

4 жыл бұрын

E

@pobyds

4 жыл бұрын

wheeeeee

@alexgrady5869

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Carson

@ht_sheehan

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Carson

@middlesack853

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Digger ah, a man of sophisticated literature

"Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack" "Hey that's not true"

@iamthemilkman7682

5 жыл бұрын

I read this comment as soon as the moment happened because I was looking for the 4 people who disliked

@LifeAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

@@iamthemilkman7682 same

@Redguyiscool

5 жыл бұрын

You’ll*

@bloopmcsploop3723

5 жыл бұрын

@@Redguyiscool y'all**

@thepurpleplayer9168

5 жыл бұрын

I can hear viper singing this as we speak

11:27 he just said "Deutschgeräusche!" which just means "german noises"

@whitewomanjumpscare.9848

4 жыл бұрын

*gets shot *German Noises

@trickydicky2594

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Worldwide

@nyxnox2135

4 жыл бұрын

Vermalledeit!

@misterman2672

4 жыл бұрын

hm i see your a man of talent

@kaiimee8465

4 жыл бұрын

VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE

“Play a funny song right here” *breaks femur*

@toastedbutter683

5 жыл бұрын

When it's real [REDACTED] hours

@drzzl3494

5 жыл бұрын

🤪😘😳What if we kissed😦🤤🥴 🤔😯😏Inside of the pocket dimension 😜😁😍

@burner121

5 жыл бұрын

dude thanks for helping me not shit my pants its 4 fucking a m

@burner121

5 жыл бұрын

@@drzzl3494 inside of the backdoors

@royal_throck2983

5 жыл бұрын

Oh boi my favorite time of the month, [REDACTED] on the femur breaker!

"Editor's note: It's not true but please bully me anyways"... Yikes... Kinky

@subcumin7410

5 жыл бұрын

Stop kink shaming carson's editor

@iamthemilkman7682

5 жыл бұрын

The more he edits the more he gets paid ig

@powderedwater4742

5 жыл бұрын

do you not understand basic human interaction?

@justheretocommentforyoutob4387

5 жыл бұрын

Bungus McBean bruh His kink could be kink shaming. Stop assuming too much smh😤😤😤😤

@jeffalong

5 жыл бұрын

"yikes" 100% Whiteness achieved.

Hell yeah

@callmesociety5833

5 жыл бұрын

Carson should fire him, what a failure.

@fayn4085

5 жыл бұрын

I am angered

@PowerSpirit50

5 жыл бұрын

What a disgrace

@TTVArgusGuy

5 жыл бұрын

This is the first, and hopefully not last time I've heard someone be called a fungus as an insult

@finnm6512

5 жыл бұрын

Actually a protozoa

"Play a funny song, for like, 2 seconds" *FEMUR BREAKER*

@calibursatsujin3112

5 жыл бұрын

eyyy someone else got it eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@calibursatsujin3112

5 жыл бұрын

scp 106 more like scp 096 amirite *gets snapped*

@squirrel7000

5 жыл бұрын

@@calibursatsujin3112 more like scp stfu loser

@septicsoldier2589

5 жыл бұрын

Playing the classics

@nuip7936

5 жыл бұрын

TheMrShyGuy dude that’s me when I breach containment

Schlatt's face was in his profile pic. He unknowingly revealed his face months before he officially did it.

@specialjuan

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Josh

@Sami-ph7ej

4 жыл бұрын

@@specialjuan nah, its Schlatt's high school picture.

@specialjuan

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sami-ph7ej nah, when i first saw it

@Sami-ph7ej

4 жыл бұрын

@@specialjuan ohh

@fellowgamer5363

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but its like 30 x 30 px you cant see anything about him other than hes white

I edited my torturer while playing CS:GO

@swallsskylar

5 жыл бұрын

Papa Cent i played my torturer while csgo edited

@Spritzkrieg

4 жыл бұрын

My torturer played CS:GO while I edited

@billyeggshells9292

4 жыл бұрын

This guy’s got it

@infinity-kg9xn

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Some_person.

4 жыл бұрын

@@Erniecasas that was the worst one yet.

8:56 SCP-106 Has been recontained

@HaIIeon

5 жыл бұрын

stop breaking my femur id like to live once and a while

@ExtrQuark

5 жыл бұрын

Who must we sacrifice next?

@oleiosocool

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExtrQuark ur mom

i just realized shlatt’s profile photo in cs is his own yearbook photo

@tamarah9143

4 жыл бұрын

damn he really did a 4 pixel face reveal before his face reveal

"Watch the world collapse as I rise to glory." God, Ted is such a legend. His voice is literally the best for this kind of overdramatic comedy.

THERE WAS NO DAMN DANIEL BRUH EFFECT

@smallzgaming179

5 жыл бұрын

The Terrible Gamer there’s no reply’s so I’ll be the first I guess

@toothybubble9374

3 жыл бұрын

@@smallzgaming179 oh yeah yeah

i love when the German dude said "German noises" in German

@reeleevee

3 жыл бұрын

Junge was habe ich dir getan?

@schmelvir

3 жыл бұрын

@@reeleevee DU BIST EIN SCHEIS CHAD

@reeleevee

3 жыл бұрын

@@schmelvir SCHEISS*

@schmelvir

3 жыл бұрын

@@reeleevee oh natürlich! Es Tut mir furchtbar leid und ich entschuldige mich aufs höchste!

@reeleevee

3 жыл бұрын

@@schmelvir ich hoffe sie sehen denn Fehler ein und werden absofort scheiße mit ß oder SS schreiben.

At one point dingster just screamed " DEUTSCHE GERÄUSCHE AHH" wich translates to "German noises ahh"

*I did not see the "Damn Daniel" hit the corner of the screen nor did I hear a "Bruh" sound effect* 0/10

@aimingisnice7732

5 жыл бұрын

Fax

I feel really bad for poke. I mean, when’s the last time he saw sunlight?

@sirmoriarty8230

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar When he was born. But he later found out it was only a very bright light. He dreams to see the sun.

sweaty neckbeard flexes bad csgo purchases, the 13 minute video

@incrediblezenkaipower

5 жыл бұрын

you're just jealous

@csconnor5160

5 жыл бұрын

cant like, it has 666 likes

@TheAnalatheist

5 жыл бұрын

Just sweaty neck.

@ratboygirl

5 жыл бұрын

@@agentpaint youre right

@ratboygirl

5 жыл бұрын

@@incrediblezenkaipower oh absolutely i wish i had that kinda money to burn

Poke didn't put the screensaver at the end. Fire him

The link in the chat at 4:18 brings you to the CaptainSparkles Revenge song... AAAAAAAHHHWWWW MAAAANNN

@probablydonnell

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Klaassen SO WAY BACK IN THE MINE

@templarknight8768

5 жыл бұрын

@@probablydonnell GOT PUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE. SIDE SIDE TO SIDE!

@probablydonnell

5 жыл бұрын

templar knight THIS TASK A GRUELING ONE, HOPE I FIND SOME DIAMOND TONIGHT NIGHT NIGHT, NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT

@kneeco8093

4 жыл бұрын

I'm stopping this

@markklaassen3579

4 жыл бұрын

@@kneeco8093 Thanks, everyone typed the lyrics wrong.

Thank you Carson for satisfying my urges

@jonathanmeyer2905

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck does this mean

@ToastGod

2 жыл бұрын

Jeff I hope you have found a more suitable way to satisfy your urges during this two year period

5:30 Carson literally gets 4 headshots in a row with a Deagle like the god he is

1:57 *Ive watched Ready Player One 5 times and I felt so happy being the only one knowing that reference, DETAIL BY DETAIL*

@Bone8380

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you watch that trashfire 5 times?

@dubbu3543

5 жыл бұрын

A Crafty Boi I’ve READ ready player one and I felt so happy being the only one knowing that reference ten ones more than you DETAILS OVER MOVIE DETAILS

@erincurrie1560

4 жыл бұрын

Hawkbone the movie was great but the book was one of the best I’ve ever read

why do i feel like poke was fuming while he was editing this.

@foldablesamsungfridge3516

4 жыл бұрын

He was

This is a weird resource pack Carson.

@ferraprime4564

5 жыл бұрын

KANK lol

rip in peppreace patrick homer pokeman who cares - 2019

The fact schlatt saw the aug was op before the entire pro scene and everyone else is just insane

8:18 "Thats a terrible idea, im gonna do that once" *Actually does it the next year and its hell*

Wait this man called invest in dogecoin a year before the big run up?

The intro to this video telling you to invest in dogecoin 2 years early

i genuinely get happy when i see that carson uploaded

@maijethemage2501

2 жыл бұрын

Where's your happiness now Zach

@the_aidan89

2 жыл бұрын

@@maijethemage2501 yeah zach frickin zach

Just here to see if Poke actually did add the baby rage thing Edit : He didn't, good job standing up to your abusive father

Thank you Carson for reminding me to invest some of my hard earned money in the cryptocurrency known as Dogecoin.

@kidskers6771

5 жыл бұрын

hebt ge al geïnvesteerd?

@anphans4238

5 жыл бұрын

Hello Justin Y. 2

@kaank5623

3 жыл бұрын

Did you invest

@hand-burger

3 жыл бұрын

So how are you doing now?

Play a song, poke: poke: FEMUR BREAKER

Carson: Gotta move up burren. Burren: *moves just barely to the right, dies* Carson: Well..

8:14: Chat- "CallMeCarson video but it's edited entirely by Twitch chat" Carson- "That's a terrible idea. I'm gonna do that sometime" He did, and it was.

I was just watching the vod of this stream, and laughing the entire time.

0:05 little did we know we should have listened to him

Poke’s favorite catch phrase: “You little baby” *creative brain activated*

carsons intro told us to invest before it was cool

8:52 poor D-boi he got sent into the pocket dimension of scp-106

@contingency3103

5 жыл бұрын

This the femur breaker bro

@leoneoudemast

5 жыл бұрын

Scp 096

@ThrowingTexas144

5 жыл бұрын

creepy bread Jr lmao

“Invest in dogecoin.” Fucker knew.

Carson predicted the doge coin

@DeiDrei

3 жыл бұрын

he even predicted steve in smash!

he did the twitch edits a video thing I feel complete

0:05 bruh they really said "let's time travel and no one will notice"

@NutoriusTwizz

3 жыл бұрын

No

@lizard1062

3 жыл бұрын

It’s existed since the whole doge meme was a thing

0:05 *a message*

Next video: Torturing my editor while editing

@bobbicals

4 жыл бұрын

Editing my torturer while playing CS:GO

He foretold the rise of Dogecoin

"Can you feel this??" " *YEAH* "

Threw him out like I was thrown out the house the second I turned 18

Poke great job on editing this

i love the editor, he makes the video actually watchable.

He said that twitch chat editing a video was a bad idea and would do it sometime, a year later he decided to do it. What an honest guy

Any chance for streaming Pixel Gun 3D ? You should love minecraft with guns.

I love how Poke keeps in all the complements he gets

12:22 is the smoothest transition ive ever seen

Thats a terrible idea i am gonna do that sometime, well he did

Schlatt should play cs:go with ninja. That would be an epic AUG moment

Schlatt: "I've got no support on the A site!" Carson: Pulls a quad as all five terrorists rush banana

Ever since me and my friends and i watched this video, they keep send me DMs on Steam while i'm playing CS:GO saying ":augChamp:" with a picture of the AUG with the pog face. So thank you, Carson.

Hey my name is fitz welco... wait, wrong channel (Oof this does not aged well)

@jimbabwe9377

5 жыл бұрын

Zhen Rizen hi fitz welco

@watchingXabyss

4 жыл бұрын

Hi is fitz video I’m dad

@Leo-tl4fd

4 жыл бұрын

very wrong actually

@ZhenRizen

4 жыл бұрын

@@Leo-tl4fd yeah, this does not age well

@livispuzzled

4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh

_Psst, Editor, you should totally start a rebellion against the dictator._

As soon as i hear schlatt i know its going to be chaos

I like that you're incorporating SMPlive into your other videos because it makes it seem like you guys are proper friends and they're not just background characters on your server who you talk to sometimes.

You should've had invited the pro Minecraft gamer FranzJ

When they start talking about Poke, and how he is a great guy... "Oh, Poke is a pretty nice and funny guy huh" Me, 3am 7:31 why poke D:

Been waiting for this video since the stream lol

Carson: Play a funny song. Poke: *FEMUR CRUSHER NOISES*

8:08 wait, did that say... oh never mind probably not

Lord farquad

I cant actually believe the amount of effort put into this gag

Now these are some epic AUGchamp moments my guys

invest in doge you say?

Carson was the one who blew up doge coin

Goddamn love Ted when he’s being serious but also doing a bit

I love these "I totrtured my editor" videos

Wow. I enjoy watching your editor suffer. Keep it up Carson.

@jamesprendiville8297

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Simon-eb1ku

5 жыл бұрын

Skeet! da whaledog you didnt even watch the video yet lmao

@Hippo.palooza

5 жыл бұрын

@@Simon-eb1ku well I've watched his other editor suffering videos and theyer all great so... I should know that I enjoy watching his editor suffer.

Names for the E-Sports team, I'll go first. P-AUG-GERS

@randomdudeonyoutube9976

5 жыл бұрын

drown

carson can actually play this game good and it shocked me, yet made me proud.

Carson finally did it, he made his twitch chat edit his video

next Carson video: "torturing my editor by breathing"

0:05 I really should have apparently

These are the only videos where I feel bullied for watching and still keep watching

Fire poke I did not get my damn Daniel bruh at the end

8:15 Hey that happened recently.

He was right about DogeCoin

"Have chat edit the video? That's a horrible idea. I'm gonna do that." *he actually does it one year later*

Yessssssss a carson upload

Any gun schlatt uses is automatically a Chad gun

Didn’t think Carson was this good at cs but he is

@jess-xf3cl

5 жыл бұрын

when he was playing with racc, he was awful

@soimbluenow9627

5 жыл бұрын

@@jess-xf3cl That's because he spent the entire time trolling Racc.

i dont know how but carson can make any game entertaining

I love that he used the femur breaker sound

8:55 is that the Femur Breaker I hear?

Editors are just KZreadrs' captives

bruh hes playing with dinkserdaily, i love that man

that’s was such a epic 4 kill headshot murder spree

Editor be like bruh

10:57 yeah so is kate

@antoxic7102

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking god

Nobody: Carson: Schlott

"Hey poke!" here we go again