My family laughed at me when I brought up Pelicanism at Thanksgiving. Not my fault they can’t see the light.

@bastianr.6129

5 жыл бұрын

You have to let them go....

@r3dsnow757

5 жыл бұрын

Bye bye family!

@VIIStardust

5 жыл бұрын

No you don’t need to leave them. Just give them more water so they become sufficiently hydrated and their eyes will see.

@kinangeagle133

5 жыл бұрын

Its July

@wardenramsay5347

5 жыл бұрын

NZXEagle I love how ppl replied to the comment with solutions and then I scroll down and see “It’s July” truly amazing

4:47 the amount of shade Pelican throws at Amy Schumer is frickin hilarious🤣🤣.....she probably doesn't drink water and hates birds...

@imperialbricks4217

3 жыл бұрын

Pfftttt 😂😂🤣🤣

@nooyorcste

3 жыл бұрын

he ulso sd ndoorns rass wr not htrosxooul wch s a bt lo bruow. the cops ur 10% ga lic uvre othr profshon. bi the wa, ts pronuonsd showoon becus thar from svreya.

@OncelerKidsAreCringe

3 жыл бұрын

@@imwiththeunderhills2128 probably a Democrat

@boreragnarok249

2 жыл бұрын

@@nooyorcste What

@KrummyBrinkleJr.

2 жыл бұрын

@@nooyorcste is alcoholic a language now?

this video is absolutely hilarious, getting out of the dumpster and realising he was in the wrong disguise killed me.

@TheGreyGhost_of43rd

8 ай бұрын

One of his absolute best

The segment starting at 2:38 is probably the hardest I've laughed at anything in months.

@brainless9275

2 жыл бұрын

me too

@f.altawil996

Жыл бұрын

I'm crying right now lmao

I’m s simple man I see thick pelican thumbnail I click I like

@Dekinoz

5 жыл бұрын

The only thick person there is Agent 47

@ethann2854

5 жыл бұрын

It is thiccman after all

@YaBoiGotThatSauce

4 жыл бұрын

It’s clickbait

@Shertowin

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Norman no shit Sherlock

@davezambotta4324

4 жыл бұрын

I bet none of you realised that he said “s” instead of “a”

Mate your soo good and to be honest you really helped me improve my hydration game I.e. I invested 800 dollars on a water dispensing fridge that chills and adds ice to my godly nectar that mere mortals call water.

@AlphaMachina

5 жыл бұрын

I purchased a $2800 water filtration system for my home, it runs to the kitchen faucet and fridge, so now I don't have to taste the nasty ass fishy swamp sludge Louisiana likes to call drinking water. I couldn't take it anymore, and honestly, I was worried about all of those plastic water bottles endangering the local pelicans, because as you know, the majestic pelican is the state bird of Louisiana.

@James-dm7jd

5 жыл бұрын

Good job I have recently purchased the moon so I can completely freeze it so I can carve it into a pelican and use the remains to melt them and proceed to drink basically 69 tonnes of ice cold water. Moist

@AlphaMachina

5 жыл бұрын

@@James-dm7jd The moon is already frozen by about minus 280 F on the portions that aren't facing the Sun.

@cactophone4552

5 жыл бұрын

I got a purchasable bride to feed me with the Holy liquid, we address as water

@James-dm7jd

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaMachina no u 😂

Oh my god! I just stumbled upon your videos a few days back and now I'm almost addicted to your narration. Just laughed out loud at the part where you talk about the Forensics team finding the bodies of the mechanics...

@skins4thewin

Жыл бұрын

LOL same, that's the part that really got me too.

@halinalepkowski-ln5ng

Жыл бұрын

Same

@GlennDavey

Жыл бұрын

That's wholesome!

I think what makes Pelly so unique is how he can pull a hilarious out of no where

The Amy Schumer joke had a pelican eating me lolololol

Yo, Modest Pelican, I've stayed classy for the last 2 years. I saw this video again, and the memories just rolled in. Absolutely love your content

I swear this guy is never serious 😂😂😂 and his voice makes it better!🤣🤣🤣

Modest pelican: -cares about animals(mostly pelicans) -cares about health of subscribers -family friendly content =Best gamer youtuber

My football coach is also spreading the important topic of hydration. Pelican is dong great things😂

@subscriberswithnovideos-gt2pm

5 жыл бұрын

Crew Kvern dong?

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

your football coach is a great man.

@chongolius

4 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican Hes kevin spacey

@LThaPunisha

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican Your Wu Tang Clan joke killed me

I just keep going to your vid so fast

I was driving down the road the other day and saw this place called Pelican Restaurant. That's a good way to spread the good word of your channel. (Note: No Pelicans are harmed at this establishment.)

6:49 This is what you’re here for. Thicc Boi out...

@Kumalala_Homophobic

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks chief

@tintogaming9

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@trap4bartar116

4 жыл бұрын

THICC BOI lol i read my mind

@NugsSlugsBugs

4 жыл бұрын

was here for hydration

@sbeverunner6083

4 жыл бұрын

THICC BOI was here for the whole video

Hydration is key in Miami due to so many thicc booties. Love the vids.

@memeislife6558

5 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

wise words Hyatt, wise words.

@hyattcardon745

5 жыл бұрын

Modest Pelican Gaming The legend himself!! I am honored.

@ufokkenwotm8

5 жыл бұрын

No lie tho, it's also hot as fxck here in Miami (and it's not the dry kinda hot which is still ok, but the moist type) thus requiring excessive hydration in order to survive.

@michaelhawkins7389

2 жыл бұрын

@@memeislife6558 You're* not your lol

I remember this escalation! At level three you have two additional targets, both from different race teams and they need to be killed using an explosion and dropped car accident. Setting it all up and then perfectly executing one kill after another before security discovers anything wrong due to the noisy accidents was a rush. Made me feel like a mastermind. Got Silent Assassin and the ICA Tripwire Mine from this.

My partner and I have decided to make our safe word "Modest Pelican Gaming." Not joking, we just both love the channel.

@yoboi811

5 жыл бұрын

Wat

@laurene988

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that just make you even harder?

@p0tent582

4 жыл бұрын

Husaberg R how young/dumb do you have to be to think that a safe word is for rape

@MrGoodeats

3 жыл бұрын

Bringing up the name of another man is definitely someone who says “my partner” would do hahahahaha

@jif69

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoodeats ikr

This man's whole channel is based around thicc thumbnails, subscribed

I feel like your Hitman Series are legendary

Just watching this video hydrated me

@zapsticks2677

3 жыл бұрын

Stay hydrated.

This has to be the funniest hitman episode, tears from start to finish you absolute loose unit

I sleep well at night knowing that your godly words help remind me to keep hydrated

LOL I've literally never played a Hitman game before but holy hell this seems extremely fun! I will have to try this sometime.

@thegrayyernaut

Жыл бұрын

The game is tense as hell but Peli makes it look like a comedy show. xD

@skins4thewin

Жыл бұрын

@@thegrayyernaut Lol he truly gives no fux. Gotta love the energy as he likes to say. That said I absolutely love serious stealth games & this looks extremely fun. Ended up buying a copy of the game on Ebay just cus of these vids. Will see how good it really is.

@janvesely1087

Жыл бұрын

@@skins4thewin How is it?

@skins4thewin

Жыл бұрын

@@janvesely1087 As I said I've never played em before so I couldn't tell ya. Hope to rectify that soon, went ahead & bought part 2 for the PS4 :)

@janvesely1087

Жыл бұрын

@@skins4thewin Well, that comment was a month ago, so I assumed you've played it already

The intro had me in stitches! Amazing video as always mate👌

Love these video's, I use them to get me trough the week. I especially love the videos with Thicc man. Keep uploading great content PLEASE!

It was so funny! I never though I can laugh about someone's review of a game!))) Great job and thank you for your time!

Out 2 minutes and already 730 views, I love the dedication and sweatiness of the pelican army.

Great tone of voice - Good ol' monotone bored Peli bringin' as many smiles as hydration. Also: great writing.

Big Smoke Be Like: Numba 6 With Extra Dip Modest Pelican Be Like: Numba 6 That's Extra THICC

dude you're the funniest youtuber i've ever watched

Being a geography teacher, I always have a smirk on my fave while teaching about Pelicans

@PugnaciousProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@BobSmith-qn3ii geology doesn’t teach about pelicans either, I’m pretty sure it’s biology or zoology

@BobSmith-qn3ii

2 жыл бұрын

@@PugnaciousProductions holy shit I am stupid, I meant biology 😑 as in the study of life and living things

@thegrayyernaut

Жыл бұрын

@@BobSmith-qn3ii Geography does talk a bit about where animals live in a geographic area. We learn about their distribution and everything. (at least geography where I live teaches that)

@BobSmith-qn3ii

Жыл бұрын

@@thegrayyernaut Ah it must be a little different

Love your hitman videos , best KZreadr on the platform 👍

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

hey thank you Henry, hope all is well mate!

This is hands down my favorite youtube channel. It keeps me sufficiently hydrated

Yesterday I held up a bank and forced everyone there to subscribe to you in order to spread the good word.

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

ty mate this helps me out a tone.

@connorgolden4

5 жыл бұрын

Modest Pelican Gaming I got you about 15-20 subs but now I’m looking at 15-20 years in the slammer, would you be will to defend me in court?

Yeah, im really into RACEism :)

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

:D

@kk_cats6072

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyy

8:15 bro you literally found callmecarson

@nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690

3 жыл бұрын

2021

@redrobingaming6890

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

0:40 As a Chinese, I confirm we people not only make spring rolls but also charred spring rolls.

Pelican, I just want you to know; Im at a metal festival right now, and if it wasnt for your constant talk about staying hydrated, I might die. So thank you Modest Pelican, you probably saved my life. Keep fighting the good fight.

2:25 "so there I am so with no hammer,no way to slip past the guard....and no dad" 😂omfg

I’m watching modest pelican for the rest of the decade

I could listen to commentary like this all day.

I LOVE this mans vibe like how he is so calm while saying offense things

@kaitosevski3881

3 жыл бұрын

Hes Aussie, thats how

This is the first video I’ve seen from you and you’re hilarious

Is agent 47 back from his vacation in los santos?

This is the funniest video. I've binged watched a lot since I discovered this channel a week ago, but this one wins.

That video was legit hilarious XD Love the Hitman vids keep it up!!!

I guess I have a really good reason to stop smoking now. Thanks man

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

No problem man, i'd hate to see you gunned down.

@smajin28

5 жыл бұрын

Remember to stay hydrated as it is a good way to quit smoking and get rid of your urges.

@zapsticks2677

3 жыл бұрын

Always stay hydrated.

Modest Pelican I love ur vids Also stay hydrated...

Amy Schumer in Hitman 2 should have got as much attention as Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077.

2:32 This part had me dying

As a Chinese person, I can say that I can’t roll a spring roll, suck at math, and don’t know Kung Fu. My dad is white.

@arantxa._.8139

5 жыл бұрын

Same. Can't seem to roll a spring roll, doesn't have enough strength to punch anything and can't even solve y=mx+b

@mattjamz6966

5 жыл бұрын

It’s cause your dad deluded your talents.

@davasaurthereal4678

5 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah

@UncleTwoTimez

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattjamz6966 diluted his talents more like it

Best introduction out of all of your videos, also you should consider taking a job as a comedian because I'm pretty Sure that you'd do well.

Pelicans are awesome, wish I lived in a coastal area to see them more often

Meme video thumbnails... 😂😂😂 Peli, you're literally the funniest gamer on the planet.

Keep up the good work man.

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

thank you brother, hope all is well.

“They got Amy Schumer walking around the event saying nothing funny “

@trioret8304

3 жыл бұрын

lollloollololol

Waits for peli to upload all day, is now sufficiently hydrated. When is your new merch out? 😁

I’ve been subscribed to you since you were at 2,000 I’ve loved to see how the channel has grown and I hope for more content in the future

Can I play minecraft with you I will become a reporter so live on tv I will say sub to modest pelican

Watching the last few hitman videos has made me late to watch💧💧💧 stay hydrated

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

you legend Simon, have a good one mate!

Honestly this was so funny. Keep up the good work!

4:15 That's was a hilarious Modest Pelican. That just came out of nowhere.

4:19 Im wheezing

6:00 look at the wall

@walkerstalker0453

4 жыл бұрын

?

@tobben33b48

3 жыл бұрын

I dont see it

this is the first time I watched this dude, i havent laughed about a video so hard in a long time, love ur videos

Is it possible he’s getting funnier 😂😫 so many good lines only videos I actually laugh out load to ur videos really make my day m8 keep it moist

My teacher asked who my favourite KZreadr was and I obviously said my favourite Christian music channel modestpelican

so apparently telling everyone at work that I like to have sex with hydrated pelicans while both dressed as Agent 47 didn't spread the good word of this channel.

@clayfacethelegend1604

5 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid your co-workers need to be more sufficiently hydrated, because every hydrated person sees that as their fantasy

release bunch of pelicans at your local zoo and give them water to make them hydrated, as this really helps modest pelican's channel

Lets gooo finally more hitman!!!!! Love the vids!!

In Australia it was 3 am when you uploaded this video why ???

@qorah-3699

5 жыл бұрын

Someone answer

I love how after his innocent racist jokes he just explains that it’s a joke and complements the race

@Celisar1

2 жыл бұрын

Innocent and racist are the exact opposite.

@ambatukam2598

2 жыл бұрын

@@Celisar1 not really lmao

I am so incredibly hydrated now... Thank you Papa Peli

I can relate to printing pages double sided and it not coming out correctly. The Amy Schumer joke...🤣🤣🤣

Your thumbnails are honestly so thicc.

My son's name is Nathaniel and he saw this video and started bragging about how a "hydrated pelican murdered him in cold blood" over xbox

This should have been the plot of the Hitman movie.

Mate i bloody love your videos sooo much 😂 their actually so funny.

yo when is the “ I visited Area 51 and this happened” video coming?

I subscribed to ModestPelicanGaming and THIS HAPPENED...

Cold call!!!! Drink water, and love the majestic Pelican.

Last time I watched you you were at 300k subs. I’m so glad I decided to come back

8:12 :(

Damn dude, these women always ruining the thumbnail

Love ya vids mate! Stay hydrated

Missed Amy schemer all 3 times I've played this map, thanks for bringing up that Easter egg

“Son of a virgin”.... Jesus Christ??

@steelbear2063

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamjewell7018 Bruh

Thicc man. The hardest thing to kill scince JFK........oh um sorry.....this is akward

The music in the background is pretty lit g 💯

This content is always hydrated to maximum effect, evian would be proud...

Modest pelican please check your Xbox messages, it is urgent

Omg i smoke and i see a blad white man

Absolutely hilarious as always 😂😂😂

Pelicans personality and humour is 2nd to non 😂😂😂

I think I found a hidden gem. It's genuinely the funniest shit I've seen this week lol

I water boarded a few hundred people to make sure they stay sufficiently hydrated and to spread the good word of your channel

Bro this video is absolutely hilarious 😭😭🤣

Well done mate you nailed the text I was laughing the whole way through 😂👍