Player: *missing all of the cubes* The voice: Great

@mishagaming1075

2 жыл бұрын

The map isn't sentient, or smart in any way, like you.

@wizzotizzo

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishagaming1075 you must be really fun at parties

@signiaeternal4300

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@tvpharoah1314

2 жыл бұрын

Player: hitting the wrong cubes The voice: Perfect!

@benllian18

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishagaming1075 R/Whoosh gonna put that on Reddit for ya.

Alternate title: What a new beat saber player sees when they download custom songs for the first time.

@spiderbiter6162

2 жыл бұрын

me: (Laughs in PSVR.)

@blxzeleonjr

2 жыл бұрын

im ur 140th liker

@Aelethil

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiderbiter6162 psvr2 soon c:

@chalabread

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MPizza_II

2 жыл бұрын

Praise The Sun \[0]/

"Great you beat the tutorial." "Now lets ramp up the difficulty a bit"

@ablueslime

Ай бұрын

lol

@Somewhatsharp

Ай бұрын

@@ablueslime real

The voice over still saying “great” and “nice” when you were getting absolutely everything wrong had me dying 😂

@HonoraryAperture

Жыл бұрын

Awesome.

@choosake

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@scottwestbye8804

6 ай бұрын

Is there a right way to that?😂

@FlyupDiablo

2 ай бұрын

Nah that is the one I used nothing seems wrong

Parents: “You would have passed the test if you studied!” The test:

@Xarsoajin

2 жыл бұрын

xd

@AThingProbably

2 жыл бұрын

e

@futoninc.3813

2 жыл бұрын

me who studied for 72 hours straight without a break

@myannguyen1274

2 жыл бұрын

@@futoninc.3813 you know you need breaks right?

@futoninc.3813

2 жыл бұрын

@@myannguyen1274 never.

imagine having no concept of beat saber and your friend shows you this level to start with

@nihao20

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I can play this, can you show me how to beat it?

@theseamoon2180

2 жыл бұрын

@@nihao20 you're not supposed to be able to beat it, that's the point

@philbill5712

2 жыл бұрын

@@theseamoon2180 ill beat it one day.

@magicman421

2 жыл бұрын

@@theseamoon2180 I think they were making a joke

@The_CEO_of_Swag

2 жыл бұрын

and then they perfect it first try

The giant open square got me very giggly, i didnt even know you can place them that far

I love how the combo meter is just screaming “X1” at you

When your dialog forces you to compliment the bad player:

@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Eugene how's that ghost job

@jackhansom5270

2 жыл бұрын

bro you wanna try this!?

@specialism640

2 жыл бұрын

Can you *really* blame the player

@samanthaclaremejia7975

2 жыл бұрын

Prozd?

@colinmurphy7566

2 жыл бұрын

Well that was no doubt impossible, imagine you had to play that level if your life depended on you passing it without missing anything

"Congratulations, you are ready now" If you beat this level I'm pretty sure you are ready to solve world hunger

@timothyjohnson5699

2 жыл бұрын

*aggressively slashes hands in all possible directions* Starving people: Man, I'm stuffed!

@turky2583

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothyjohnson5699 i mean thats just making food

@Yerr_ItsNick

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothyjohnson5699 Maybe you're supposed to aggressively slash all the hungry people...

@basillover32

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yerr_ItsNick r/cursedcomments

@snicksss

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yerr_ItsNick Just kill all the starving people. World hunger is solved!

I love the sheer confusion in the saber cutting patterns

*Misses every beat* [Tutorial] "Great!"

You could just see how terrified they were when all the cubes started coming in 😂

@bubert__

2 жыл бұрын

They ?

@devils_entropy

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubert__ gender neutral pronoun!

@bubert__

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't know that i'm not native english 🗿

@devils_entropy

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubert__ it's all good! hope i helped you there

@l0stembers484

2 жыл бұрын

they literally panic so hard they just start flicking their wrists up and down lol

I'd like to see this completed legitimately, even with a bot. Because this level seems slightly absurd. Only slightly.

@marianmcfarland6476

2 жыл бұрын

No,not absurd at all

@pieman3643

2 жыл бұрын

yes of course only slightly

@IDontLikeHandIes

2 жыл бұрын

yes a wee bit slightly

@metaljay77

2 жыл бұрын

Hardly noticeable

@ConstantDerivative

2 жыл бұрын

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Dumbledore asked calmly

I remember watching this two years ago. Such good times.

"congratulations, you are ready now" ready for what?!

I love the fact that he gave up and started swinging his arms violently as a hail marry.

@Vexzes

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@bestbaconman4547

2 жыл бұрын

That's honestly what I do when I enter expert plus.

@Gamering8482

2 жыл бұрын

Try doing ghost camillio on expert +

As a fellow Beat Saber player, this is what Expert+ feels like.

@Topcantstop

2 жыл бұрын

@Damon Thomas nah, us people who can beat expert+ songs develop magical abilities that allow us to do songs much harder than what's shown in this video.

@Colz_

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me this is way above Expert Plus I think it's expert plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus

@frostreaper1607

2 жыл бұрын

As a noob this already looks like regular expert, lol.

@smittyvanjagermanjenson182

2 жыл бұрын

"Expert +" really isn't that bad. "Expert + fastest mod" is more accurate.

@roamspida4951

2 жыл бұрын

Camelia be like

That wall part actually looks super cool. It would be dope af if the actual official levels did stuff like that

Yeah you are ready now fits this pretty well.

I love how he looked behind him like: “WHAT WAS THAT!? MAYBE I DON’T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME!”

@dolukiri

2 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part.

@thev.o.i.dghidorah3670

2 жыл бұрын

*looks at camera cutely to SWEAR*

@KrystPl

Жыл бұрын

its a cool game tbh

@TheLockerRoomPod24

5 ай бұрын

He never turns around

@TheLockerRoomPod24

5 ай бұрын

Oh at end

You know you're a true beat saberist when you're watching this video trying to find the most optimal way to slash through these bricks.

@youtubefan5735

2 жыл бұрын

it was possible the first few, then it all went to hell

@AHHHHHHHH21

2 жыл бұрын

If that's what you're called if you play beat saber, then what do you call people that race and people that rap?

@efcon8646

2 жыл бұрын

@@AHHHHHHHH21 lol, I'm dumb so I had to reread the joke a few times, but that was funny

@MrZaranthan

2 жыл бұрын

Some of them looked kinda fun as an optimization problem. Like if the wall of blocks would wait for you to clear it, and the leaderboard was how long it took.

@leviathan7058

2 жыл бұрын

@@AHHHHHHHH21 rapis- :0 profanities 😬

Very helpful tutorial👍

Man gl with dat bro

This will be Beatsaber's tutorial in 2050 (free internet points i guess)

@ZomTeVR

2 жыл бұрын

Yea those are pretty easy patterns

@skippyTheAnimator

2 жыл бұрын

@Joseph The joke is that its hard and hes saying its easy.

@HonkG.Womblatin

2 жыл бұрын

​@@skippyTheAnimator yes but a better way to sya it is just sarcasm

@phitc4242

2 жыл бұрын

challenge accepted

@SPenjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

0:30 "Cut in any direction" [furiously cutting in EVERY direction]

BRO THIS LOOKS IMPPOSIBLE HOW DID HE DO THIS

“Lean left” leans up

This is where you implement that wild flailing technique for the cubes, and laying on stomach for the bombs and walls.

@peter_ukraine

2 жыл бұрын

Very effective techniques. I use them all the time.

"Great!" "IS IT? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT"

The "congratulations,you’re ready now"got me😂😂😂😂

“Congratulations, you are ready now” “Am I?”

My epileptic friend loved this so much he’s breakdancing

@storm_corn

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Oscarbatres0642

2 жыл бұрын

My epileptic friend is just laying on the ground drooling. Its normal

@Pisttolz

2 жыл бұрын

Ask him if he wants to see it again… he may do a better breakdance lol

@popeltor6994

2 жыл бұрын

Can your friend make a breakdance toturial?

@D055y

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

I love how the voice is just "Great!" "Perfect!" "You got it!" in the background it just makes this that much funnier

There will always be that one guy who full combos that with speed modifier’s on

this left me on the floor

0:18 this is the size of the nether portal we all create in our creative world

@simplynext

2 жыл бұрын

truee

@chalabread

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@The4116thMan

2 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE

@gtsextreme

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@ahlat12

2 жыл бұрын

200 blocks upward.

Imagine how someone would look doing this irl

@AidenBeco

2 жыл бұрын

they must be 10 foot tall and have 20 foot long arms lol

@sledgetable172

2 жыл бұрын

they're gonna Nitori Get Down meme irl kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z39rw7tmj8Wfo84.html&ab_channel=Koikeiyanew

@mhplayer

2 жыл бұрын

@@AidenBeco and they would probly be called griverous

@conantalbert8444

2 жыл бұрын

Does that mean MR Tickle night be able to do this?

@thrpins8430

2 жыл бұрын

@@sledgetable172 i had to see what you ment and I'm glad I did fukin spot on sledge🤣

can't believe you mesed up such an easy pattern

you did so well

you know there's someone who could possibly 100% this tutorial out there

@panba243

Жыл бұрын

No

@Greggorto

Жыл бұрын

@@panba243 wait till you see the people who can baton twirl

@panba243

Жыл бұрын

@@Greggorto No amount of baton twirling can kill god.

@Greggorto

Жыл бұрын

@@panba243 grab jevil

@dangdart3236

Жыл бұрын

General grievous from star wars bro

My map and audio :D

@Seaweeduu

2 жыл бұрын

thanks devilcat

@ic3wolf988

2 жыл бұрын

thanks devilcat

@_nefario

2 жыл бұрын

thanks devilcat

@mrdark2716

2 жыл бұрын

@@Devilcat_Smile thanks devilcat

@christianmccauley7340

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks devilcat

I love how he is new and he's dodging the long red blocks

‘’Congratulations, you are ready now’’ 😂

I love how the person just started waving the Sabers up and down at one point. There was no rhythm, or rhyme. It was just PURE CHAOS! 🙃

The part that gets me everything time is just how little build up there is to the madness.

this is how those challenging levels look to beginners

Man this is fire

the fact that you managed to get to a X2 combo is remarkable

If this is the tutorial then imagine what regular levels will be like

We bouta make this 20★ with this one

I don't even play Beat Saber but this video is enough for me to decide that I want the game.

This actually happened to me once when I downloaded pirated copy of Beat saber (for experimental purposes). Beacuse I also had steam version that pirated version seriously broke and tutorial block were missplaced and duped really weirdly.

@cyx7784

2 жыл бұрын

"for experimental purposes" sureee buddyyy

@Coute

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyx7784 bruh 😂😂

@stellarbastard98

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyx7784 you can't stop us pirates from sailing our seas :)

@cyx7784

2 жыл бұрын

@@stellarbastard98 who says im not a pirate? yarr

@fhudufin

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyx7784 "You steering the ship??" "yea?" [from beat saber] "Great!"

Don't even know what you're talking about, got a full combo within the day.

@immortalidiot5767

2 жыл бұрын

You must be a new breed of gamer chad

@a.rrosoir316

2 жыл бұрын

@@immortalidiot5767 he just have a really good gaming chair

@immortalidiot5767

2 жыл бұрын

@@a.rrosoir316 Adds up

@JohnSmith-jp6pk

2 жыл бұрын

Noice i guess dont mind this text he re nothin to see keep scrolling please

bro got the hang of it

boy is not even ready he was confused🤣

I love how you can see the terror that the player is experiencing throughout the video

The fact that it said "Great!" And "Nice" even though he failed everything makes me laugh like crazy😂 Wow, thanks for the likes :0

@abbyartwright2929

2 жыл бұрын

The map aint sentient, dont blame em

@camelCased

2 жыл бұрын

He failed greatly and nicely :)

@uklejamini

2 жыл бұрын

This is actually a level and not a real tutorial

@musasheikh7894

2 жыл бұрын

@@uklejamini I think we all know that

@codeex7394

2 жыл бұрын

I used six shots of fallout 4 jet and play that and won 100% call it a back door to a win

I want to see people play this level competitively and setting new high scores. It's impossible to get a perfect score but it is possible to get a score. It would be interesting to see people come up with methods of getting higher scores

Just one of your daily levels 😁😁😁

Player: Alright I got this Voice: awesome Game: starts playing Player: confidence Game:makes impossible mode Player: throws headset out window *Game still playing* Voice: Great!

@cyan1280

2 жыл бұрын

true bc my oq2 kept falling off my head and theres no scratches

@killianbot11

2 жыл бұрын

XD so true

@baconboy-robloxmore2684

Жыл бұрын

@@abstractlabyes kio

I think thats good tutorial

I love the *hit anything* challenge

It's terrifying! ❤️

"Congratulations, you are ready now." . . . . Me: "I'm ready now... To be send to the hospital after that tutorial... God dammit who the hell made that?!"

@timmytimonen2164

2 жыл бұрын

Nice I’m just gonna like this because of how epicly you said that

"you are now ready" me: was this the first map?!

"Cut in any direction!"

love how she's still saying "nice!"

the way she says don’t touch the bombs and they keep coming at u in mass amounts is so funny

If I saw the first 4 seconds of this I would've quit immediately. Like the fact that this guy actually tried... what a champ.

"It's just a simple level to get you started ☺"

This is absolutely how expert+ feels; overwhelming and FAST.

"but an uncapped skill ceiling is better!!!!!!" - tryhards

I’m glad they made the tutorial easier. :)

It looked like he was scared when the cubes came flying in his face

This is how I played back in my day

"Do not cut or touch these bombs" *frozen in fear*

I love how she just keeps saying "great" "amazing" after literally performing the most amount of possible misses in 5 seconds

damn i think you did the expert tutorial

the fact this man is still alive after that is impressive

I love how he's just waving his hands around XD

ngl the part with the walls looked pretty cool with how they were placed

I don’t think he was ready for that

Pros: that was a nice warmup

I love how the narrator just keeps complimenting the player

I love how hes just swing every where its so funny and relatable

“You are ready now”… ok. But can I see that again?

This is the equivalent of that scene in Gravity Falls where Thompson says, “Too many arrows!”

LMAO! I laughed way too hard at this. I don't know if it was the voice calmly saying "great" at this pure chaos, or the brief hesitation when the blocks first came flying.

@sakurahirawa

2 жыл бұрын

And the way their arms just flew around like ‘what the hell is happening?!’

Congrats! Welcome to the beat saber community! *literally dies of how this happened*

This man *IS A GOD*

POV player literally does nothing Coach: great job you are ready

You on Beat Saber with an E: "Congratulation! You are ready now!" Me telling my mom: "Mommy, I got an E for my Math test. I'm ready for college now!" then she beated the sh!t out of me

@mungopaxton1981

2 жыл бұрын

what are you on

@Quanimus

2 жыл бұрын

@@mungopaxton1981 on what??

@q._.p.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Quanimus i think he mean pc or phone

@XCalibur_EX

2 жыл бұрын

@@q._.p. I think he means drugs

@Quanimus

2 жыл бұрын

@@XCalibur_EX i don’t. Or do I?

This is what my family friends see when I put the tutorial on for them

Most sane beatsaber level

Now lets see the harder levels!!!

Im pretty sure this one is the real tutorial.... I had to aggressively break my arms atleast 68 times before going to the other levels

I think you did that tutorial flawlessly in my opinion.

@IsraelLlerena

2 жыл бұрын

Hey what’s up

dang, wtf, that’s crazy hard

Full combo when?