Turtle - I'm coming for your Cake Next

@spartanking2972

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeletedUserOfficial shut up

@Flake52

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@berry7751

2 жыл бұрын

Should of have thousand likes

@I-47-I

2 жыл бұрын

@@spartanking2972 Have you even seen his Cake ? Legend says your hand starts Twitching when you see it... ✋

@spartanking2972

2 жыл бұрын

@@I-47-I exactly

Bruh a bite that size. . Turtle definitely got brain freeze 🥶😂

@smgaming687

2 жыл бұрын

Not shre abot turtle but he got brain shock after big bite😂😂😂

@yourdailypokemongo.channel1738

2 жыл бұрын

but the turtle is cold blooded? 🤔

@AllegiantShark

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourdailypokemongo.channel1738 all reptiles are

@Neddy540

2 жыл бұрын

This comment got me wheezinggg

@funkygenesis

Жыл бұрын

@@yourdailypokemongo.channel1738 cold blooded means it cannot modulate its body temperature.

Snapping turtle: "Swiggity Swooty, next I'm coming for dat booty."

@understandment7032

2 жыл бұрын

Lol what💀💀💀

@Sophia-on4fu

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao 💀 I lost my lungs because of you 😭

@bhaloo8125

Жыл бұрын

💀

@shortsmemes1943

Жыл бұрын

Omg I can't breath 🤣

@understandment7032

Жыл бұрын

@@shortsmemes1943 I love your profile picture.💀💀💀💀😩🤌🤭

You know he got some brain freeze from that

@craftingmac6162

2 жыл бұрын

@@satrn5496 ok??

@bingus9813

2 жыл бұрын

@@satrn5496 My brain just froze reading your comment

@craftingmac6162

2 жыл бұрын

@@satrn5496 yes tf you do?? It's cold as hell I've gotten plenty of brain freezes from ice cream. Hell ice gotten brain freezes just from drinking cold soft drinks.

@jin2135

2 жыл бұрын

@@satrn5496 lmfao try eating an icecream in one gulp lets see if u can do that

@InfamousAMH

2 жыл бұрын

@@satrn5496 I don't think you understand what brain freeze is.

“You want a lick of my creamsicle just one lick it’s Not Gay Trust Me”

@poptart7585

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@ayojoseph7569

Жыл бұрын

Ayo wtf

"you know the rules" turtle: *Yes. yes i do*

JUST saved one of these bad boys from the road during rush hour today. Dragged him across the road while everyone cheered, honked their horns and clapped.

@floreschris5574

2 жыл бұрын

Woo👍

@ifitwontrunhititharder

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks🙌

@Urban_Goose

2 жыл бұрын

No need to brag how amazing of a person you are. Plus people wouldn't cheer because of that which makes me think u made it up...

@Lynix_Alpha

2 жыл бұрын

wow nobody gives a fuck

@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Turtle:- "Ahh sh*t! brain freeze brain freeze"

I feel bad for the turtle because its gonna get a brain freeze

@Tylahh

2 жыл бұрын

It's a God damn turtle get over yourself! You eat chicken what's the difference????

@dkenn8360

Жыл бұрын

dayum ty got triggered

@dutchdragon2472

Жыл бұрын

@@Tylahh You're right, I'll eat you next.

@Ezekz

Жыл бұрын

@@Tylahh beo you have a Playlist called "emotional" with sad music and a single among us video lmfao

@boa2496

Жыл бұрын

@@Tylahh true…

BROS MOUTH PROBABLY HURTED SO BAD HIS TEETH FELL OFF

Definitly the turtle head was frozen after that

The brain freeze that turtle would have felt

I love this guy

@yada4444

2 жыл бұрын

He owns a bakery too. You should check it out.

@shahriar899

Жыл бұрын

I don,t love him

Yoooo that brainfreeze is gonna be fucking insane

@Mustylounge

Жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s gonna be the most polite bite a snapping turtle has ever taken

That turtl just got a big brain freeze

Turtle- I’m going for that cake next

@Tyler-jd3ex

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

@suaxymanz2620

Жыл бұрын

lol

Lol the turtle was acting all cute until he went crazy for the creamsicle

Turtle : you know the rules and so do i

@mundanesoup

2 жыл бұрын

the turtle rickrolled us

Turtle right after * brain freeze 🥶

When she says: "Babe its just one small bite"

“You know the rul-“ “AGEHEHEHEHRHEHQJE”

@Joebama.Nicker

2 жыл бұрын

And so do I

I'm sharing this to MY SISTER I can't stop watching this

His voice is so funny 🤣😂😂👍🏻

@KacperXX3310

4 ай бұрын

I know

When my brother says can I have a small bite please

@Minelaughter

Жыл бұрын

YOU BIT MY FUCKING HAND DUDE

He wants a bite of that cake

pov: u give ur dad ur ice cream to only TRY

“One lick, Everyone knows the rules” love the Dave Portnoy reference lol

@chepezurqui6551

Жыл бұрын

The Great Portnoy

@chepezurqui6551

Жыл бұрын

\m/

Turtle just had it's first ever brain freeze.

Its teeth will have deadly sensation

Bro the turtle made a triangle bite

Turtle got a brain freeze

“You know the rules” me: AND SO DO I

@bear6314

Жыл бұрын

Never gonna give you up!

My dad whenever i offers him my ice-cream

Legend has it, he’s now in a chorus…still screaming…

Sniper turtle

@Ty-uq6cn

2 жыл бұрын

Turtle

BRAIN FREEZE, TONGUE FREEZE, ANTARCTIC FREEZE, THAT TURTLE GOT EVERY FREEZE YOU CAN THINK OF

If you ever feel down remember this guy exist

Turtle: let me have a bite

I'm genuinely curious if the turtle enjoyed it

Death by brain freeze

You are hilarious! 😂😂😂 Love the shirt btw.

@muratmercan4957

Жыл бұрын

Yr

You know the rules And so do I, I have commitments that I'm thinking of...

😂😂😂😂

Turtle: just one bite The one bite:

U done gave him a wicked brainfreeze

I wonder if other animals get brainfreeze

Cream sickle on a magic stick

@garbagetalkerbeast4311

2 жыл бұрын

That Turtle can be alternative if you don't have cigar cutter

Turtle: I am coming for your @$$

Umm.. they ain't got no rules. One of my fondest memories.. my roommate was driving through the woods and almost ran over an elderly snapping turtle. He stopped & upon closer inspection realized he (or she) was missing a front left leg & back right leg. It pretty much walked in a bigger circle bc of the missing limbs. He brought it home. Me being the animal lover that i am, talked my boyfriend into making it a sanctuary. We Dugan multi-level pond, put plastic down & enclosed it with chicken wire. (If your aren't from the South.. think plaid wire lol) His 2nd night there we had went and bought him a big tub of night crawlers. I accidentally was drunk when I decided to feed him the worms. Terrible, TERRIBLE idea. I was dangling a worm for him (or her) and it snapped the worm then double snapped my finger. That 20+ lb turtle was hanging on my finger as a I had a Flippin fit. My boyfriend thankfully came to rescue me & it finally let go.. & he drop kicked it across the field. My finger was green immediately. I knew it would rot off in an instant lol I'm surprised I didn't pass out.. but I was even more upset he kicked the turtle. After I made sure I had my finger intact, I searched for it all over. Never found it. It came back 2 days later.. it soon after got loose. I was so upset. I'll never forget that turtle.

@tabithahampton4496

Жыл бұрын

You serious lol not laughing but that's crazy

@bloxburgfloridastatenewsrp2102

Жыл бұрын

I’m too bored to read the whole thing, please comment a shorter version

This turtle is going to be the brand ambassador of sensodyne.

"Eyo the stick's still in there!"

That turtle wanted the asset.

Fun fact: snapping turtles have such strong bites, that they could pierce trough your bones. 😀

@tryncry255

2 жыл бұрын

I learn something new everyday

Damn, Master Oogway met him... Unbelievable!

😂😂😂shet

Turtle: next I am coming for the real asset that u hiding on back

@anenlightenedmisfit6262

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 😆😆😆😆😆

Now its gonna have a brain freeze

Don't Be Mean... Give Him Some Of Your Cake!

This is how I was circumcised

@92clintonr

2 жыл бұрын

Ohh that's why you're so small

@22bioshock

2 жыл бұрын

@@92clintonr you would know.

@92clintonr

2 жыл бұрын

@@22bioshock Yea man your mom told me. She's pretty concerned about you.

@22bioshock

2 жыл бұрын

@@92clintonr why would she be concerned about my slim Jim bro?

@92clintonr

2 жыл бұрын

@@22bioshock She really wants grandchildren and isn't sure if you'll be able to keep a lady around once they see what you're packin

First he wants to lick then snap 🤣🤣🤣

The turtle got emotional damage

The little snappi9ng tutles mind right now "AHHHHH BRAIN FREEZEE AHH"

Brain freeze for sure 🤣

I wish I could have witnessed a tortoise with brain freeze

Frank: Just 1 lick The Turtle: Alright Also The Turtle: MAN GIVE ME DAT SHIII

Snapping turtle going into hibernation after that. That was truly cold-blooded.

I kinda want to see the turtles reaction 🤣

"Ey let me a take a small bite, just a small bite trust me"...😂

You're wearing a chubbies shirt! I love that brand!

That Snapping turtle literally took a *BIG BITE* he didn’t even lick eat he bite a whole chunk with jus a small mouth

@andreykolobikhin

2 жыл бұрын

He misses someone with his own head again... - What a silly junky boy... It is not only grafical and color correspondence. - No-no-no. It is TOO KIND. So being raised up in nano grass as this funny animal, kid gets glue of what is real Power and speed looking DIRECTLY TO CHANGES AROUND... Not only his... Being small than insect SIGNIFFICANTLY, he us trying to represent situation as he can see and liked it to be. Mistakes in connection to world, and especially its changes, 😊🌍😊, lead to engaging and realizing of ABSOLUTE different mechanismes. Determined with HIGHEST ACCURACY YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE. Draw cartoon - it is not even robot or bot... - I gave you a tip to My previous references to cartoons and what it means...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 NO THANKS!!!!! 😊🌍😊😏 Enjoy! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andreykolobikhin

2 жыл бұрын

He can' be precize just as junky kid in video... RIGHT. As for Gods and higher you are not even in prison. Where your entire location is not only precision, but rather PERMANENT EXECUTION... As it is... 😉🌍😉👍

@berataltun6089

2 жыл бұрын

@@andreykolobikhin Ju

@andreykolobikhin

2 жыл бұрын

@@berataltun6089 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐.... Are you one of these objects staying on knees being King etc? It is kinda servant for Me of low height. - Or you are Atilla fighting J. C.? Put this nano insect IN POCKET. 😁🌍😁👇

The turtle:that's not what I want to eat and bite.

🐢 - MY BRAIN 💨❄️🧠✨✨

Why is nobody talking about the cuteness of the turtle??

I’ve seen A lot of his videos but this one made me subscribe.

Snapping turtle: desert over time for main course

The turtle realized that second he's made the worst decision of his life

you should present your cake instead of that 🍨🍦 to the little turtle.

This is what my brothers do

i would keep him feed 'em good so i can eat in a few yrs in tomato sauce love some snapping turtles

His voice though 🤣

🐢🐢🐢 icecream

The mustache is so old school... respect for pulling it off.

*Don't give away your cake*

It feels staged

@corbin_fishing

2 жыл бұрын

It’s literally a wild animal how could I be staged

@sorgi9281

2 жыл бұрын

@@corbin_fishing that’s the point of the joke

@chefdog6033

2 жыл бұрын

@@sorgi9281 then your joke is shit

🤦‍♂️ 😂😂😅🤣😂😅

You said lick it took a bite 😂😂😂😂😂

The Creamsicle haha

“Just one lick! You know the ru- *turtle takes a chonk of ice cream nearly eating it all*

"HUH HUH HEY THERE LIL FELLA" kinda made me uncomfortable LMAO

Turtle: "There won't be no taking it back."

Where did you find this thing... Like. Why is it just in your yard? You live in Florida. Don't you...

@phoneusandfroboof829

2 жыл бұрын

there everywhere in america and they crawl on land to cross between bodys of water

@bdog4u2

2 жыл бұрын

Females travel miles to find a good spot to lay eggs

The turtle just went N O M

Turtle: “I’ll rate it a solid 7.8 but that cake an 11”

in this country this turtle is no joke its bite is so strong that if he put his inside his mouth he would be ripped off as if it were for him it would be practically as if he were going to bite a sugar

I SAID ONE LICK !!!!

Why u have a snipper turtle with u ;_;

🤣🤣🤣👉😅🤣🤣🤣👍💔

Tortoise be like a Dad who take bite from daughter's icecream. 😆

Do 🐢 get brain freeze??