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I SCRATCHBUILT the YouTube ALGORITHM!
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Episode 12 - I scratchbuild and have a conversation with the KZread algorithm
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@52Miniatures
@BillMakingStuff
Пікірлер: 155
Very nice work! Hoping for Lego and getting K'Nex is like biting into an olive thinking it's a grape. You may not dislike olives, but it's hard not to be disappointed.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Haha yes it is. Thank you very much, Buddy.
@chasonlapointe
Жыл бұрын
Just reading that is revolting... and I like olives...
@jonathanhancock470
Жыл бұрын
Gasp! A wild Boylei appears!
'Whatcha gon' do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk?' 'Scratchbuild a nebulous concept.'
'Doodling with plastic' and you end up with a build like that! Amazing. KZread should be flattered.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Shucks, you!
Feels accurate that the algorithm is bits of plastic and toilet parts. Nice build Dan!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thanks bud
I think "Art Shiv" is still my favorite item on my wish list, but "Granddad Saw" is giving it a run for its money.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
I like horror shears personally
@jacobnion2525
Жыл бұрын
For me personally nothing comes close to the gnome spear
I swear to fucking god Dan, if you ever end up on the BBC, I'm going to stop paying the license fee.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
"I don't know where most of this stuff came from"
Love the "Wooden Letters". It's Scrabble Tiles. And remember, If you eat Scrabble Tiles, your next bathroom break may spell disaster.
"The algorithm demands engagement!" So, consider me engaged! Great work on the KZread Overlord and a cute little skit as always. I will say it's an original idea, at least and I enjoyed it greatly!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙂
As soon as I heard "You can call me Al" I was thinking "Uh oh...copyright strike!" Love the build, really loved the sketch.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thanks so much ☺️
The modem sounds got me, hahaha
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Such nostalgia. Thanks for watching, buddy
Great as always. The luftwaffe bit made me chuckle, also good to see the smoke detector is still going strong !beep.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
I couldn't hide the beep any longer
@tehweh8202
Жыл бұрын
I had a dying smoke detector hidden in a box once. Got bad news for you: those bloody things can take over a year to finally stop beeping. Was glad I eventually found it. Good luck.
Perhaps the "smoke detector" is a Poe-ian Telltale Heart sort of thing? You got some hidden guilt there Dan?
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Killed many a cheeping bird in my time
Love it, who knew a Mk1 Steam Punk Dalek was controlling what we view. I for one embrace our new steam punk Dalek KZread overlord 🤖
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Yep! I'm glad I could uncover the truth.
How cleverly you figured out this infernal Algorithm, you need to write Turing tests for soulless machines like this.
If this is what the algorithm looks like, it's no wonder why everyone is so terrified of it! I'd better leave an extra like here in the comments to help keep me safe! 👍Fantastic video as always!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it. Hopefully AL does!
I must comment, for the algorithm demands tribute.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
It does, and it is an arse!
Started off 2023 with an epic build! Let's just hope Midwinter Minis doesn't find this...
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks buddy.
Hey Superdan,today I learn a trick about rivets:little leds for fishing lines,you can cut them in two and you have two rivets ! And you can get differents size of them! Your great whith monsters,and great whith algoritechjunks! Don’t 🛑!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Nice one. Thanks
Can't wait to see Henry Cavil in your next thumbnail Dan! Great video as always, even if it is strange to see a scratch-build with beads not being completely covered in rust like we might see on other channels.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah, right!
I don't really care about what is trending on social media, you just make cool stuff and I will watch
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
I'm certainly not trendy. Thank you
Nice to put a face to the thing I curse on a daily basis. By the way, your channel is great, love the crafts themselves and the humor. The commentary has a nice pacing that makes the videos really good to wind down to, while the skits are always very funny. Keep up the great work 👍🏻
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Very nice comment! Thanks for watching!
Sick Dan sounds like an awesome main villain from an 80's Cartoon.
@Dan_Does
5 ай бұрын
It is a villain!
Nice Tom Baker voice! Cold's suit you! Oh, good build too
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly!
It's so satisfying watching a build come together
I enjoy the sketches more than the builds...lol. Not that I don't love the builds, but I laugh out loud at your add ins. Just be you. Oh! Also, CABOCHONS!!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you like them
That made us laugh so much!!! Your builds are awesome and your videos are getting better and better (and I’m even starting to like that left hand often in the way of the shot 😂😉). Please make that AL a regular, he’s hilarious!!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Very kind! Thanks so much ☺️
It's similar to the joke played on Jen, by Roy and Moss, in the TV show, 'The I.T. Crowd', that the entire internet is housed in a Tupperware box with a switch and a flashing light on top. The way things are, that might just be true... 😂😂😂 You sound like Inspector Morse. "Lewis, there's been a murder!" etc.,
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Haha, yes it is.
The duck plastic is a target for a rubber band gun
Sick Dan makes a good kratos impression....boy
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
I'll try and stay sick.
Haha! I like how you said you traveled 3000 miles, yet I can still hear the smoke detector beeping. Maybe it's not a walled in smoke detector, maybe it's you
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
😯
Dan claims to not know where his junk comes from; but Bill has been seeing staring despondently in to his bitz box and looking behind the sofa for things that he is sure that he had. Bill blames cat; but Cat knows the truth. The KZread Algorithm has never looked so good. Regarding Plasticard; you can score a line on it, and then snap the bits apart.
Brilliant build. Just knock out all the walls in your house until you find that dam smoke detector 😂
The algorithm looks like a dalek and a cybermen had a child. It's amazing ! And terrifying.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
Your video art is my ASMR. ❤
I've never laughed so much during a "crafting" video. Dan.. you are by far my favorite. The incessant beeping .. oh my... and the last beep during your meeting with Al had me nearly on the floor. Thank you for what you do. I literally yearn for more. Again.. thank you.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you enjoy it! This keeps me going.
Nice build, realistic (useless) functionality. Nice to see you scratch build besides sculpting!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought I needed to change it up a bit. Thanks so much.
How do you only have 6.6k subscribers? The world is missing out. You make good stuff
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you. Everything takes time... I hope
Comments for the algorithm, likes for the throne of Al. In a copyright avoiding way of course.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! 😁
Love the fun fact that was actually a fun fact. 😄
Wow! That smoke alarm hasn't died yet?? This was brilliant. Got a good kick out of the robot reading the patrons names 😆 Actually I typed this comment before 13:20
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it
Lovely stuff Dan
I can't handle that smoke detector being walled in... I'm literally crying with laughter. So many questions! 🤣
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
It'll be destroyed soon enough!
@mikevincent8728
Жыл бұрын
@@Dan_Does Not sure if that's an insight into your DIY plans or your fathomless nihilism, but either way I'm glad to hear! 👍
I would have knocked out a wall by now to get to that smoke detector, there's no way my brain could handle listening to it while praying for its death. I also used to be a big fan of K'nex as a kid so take that into account.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Lego is better!
Looks great. Quickly becoming one of my favorite crafters.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you very much!
'If you build it, they will come.' Some film one time.
Isn’t that one part you put on the build in that one point in the video used to make people like, comment, subscribe, and ding the notification bell?🤯🤯🤯
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Maaaaybe.
I love this insane machine you made out of garbage. Thanks for doesing, dan
@Dan_Does
2 ай бұрын
My pleasure!
Brilliant video! 😊 Loved this!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thanks so much! 😊
I heard the beep and thought it was in my house 😂
The KZread algorithm...our most generous overlord
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Weeeell....
@williamblack6912
Жыл бұрын
@@Dan_Does reminds me of the machine in #9
still better than the actual algorithm rn they just had it updated so now 90% of videos are demonetized
Good job Bill
Did Bill scratch-make a clone of himself? Subscribed.
Ultimate twist & big 2 fingers to AL . . . Henry Caveeel (whoever HE is?) somehow sees this video & offers his personal endorsement or even appears on a Bill/Dan colab vid?🤞 I mean, you know it's what the algorithm REALLY wants? You know sort of a 'if Carlsberg did erm kitbash vids'? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Needs more "What's up guys" - 6/10
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Like and subscribe!
@edtrots
Жыл бұрын
That bell doesn't ding itself, you know.
@andrevandervlies5700
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget "It's ya boi Dan!!!".
Is the wall that smoke detector's behind some sort of protected historical landmark? I've definitely put one on a skeet thrower and blasted it out of the sky with a Remington 870 Express for beeping significantly fewer times than yours before, and I would Kool-aid Man right through the wall to get at it.
Smoke Detector Forever!
you deserve so much more traffic! great videos!!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Early days! Very kind
6:35 Dan, your junk excites me! ;P (Btw, not mocking you.. just being sassy)
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
You're not to first to say so
@xmobile.
Жыл бұрын
10:04 strangely enough, k'nex is 20 mins from me and my cousins husband does graphic design for them.
Fantastic video, but I could have sworn you used your O-Face back on the episode 3 thumbnail.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
More of an urgh face.
is the walled in area where you have Bill locked away? (like Tell Tale Heart) there is no beep, its your concience Dan
OMG that was so good! XD Thanks Dan!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
All hail the Algorithm!!
Hello my son. Welcome to algorithm. 😂😂😂 Love it Bill!!! I mean Dan! Dan. Yes, Dan. 👍🏻👍🏻
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
The algorithm does take a lot of beating but it deserves it...
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
It does
Fucking hell Dan. The copyright siren blew all of my tits off! Ruddy good video, really liked the smoke detector vlog mid way through. Top notch.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks buddy
Mmmmm, Jazz... Nice!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Yes, the way forward.
Brilliant 😂 ❤
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙂
That bloody thing is the reason my channel doesn't get seen! Burn it, Burn it with FIRE!!!! Great video by the way!
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
It is a b*stard, and thanks
Love it
Hail ! Hail ! Hail !
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Reading that in your accent is a little concerning 😉
@DarkMatterWorkshop
Жыл бұрын
@@Dan_Does French ? yeah, highly distressing !
Ah the algorithm. Looks just how I imagined it. The prick.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Haha!
F the S out of Al. Proper build mate
Brilliant ;-)
Wow
Hahaha, I love your videos! You are really funny 😂
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
I knew it. Mr Cavill it is then...
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Your cameo was 100% fluke. But it still counts!
So that's who's behind everything?
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Uh huh 🙃
That fucking shirt.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
You love it.
A = πD2/4)
*beep*
Also the algorithm is a total cu** 👌
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
Pretty sure it's pronounced toof
Just too British to act excited. You should do a video tearing the smoke detector out of the wall and throwing it at the landlord.
@Dan_Does
Жыл бұрын
One day that might happen!