I Ruined A Man's Life

Ойындар

Kyle is famous but I might end up making him regret his life choices! In this text based adventure game, YOU get to decide what Kyle does next. Will he be prepared or will he stay in bed forever.
SUB TO BE EPIC - kzread.info...
Become a Sponsor: kzread.infojoin
►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
Game Link ► store.steampowered.com/app/11...
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
/ pixlpit
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

Пікірлер: 3 000

  • @Ducky_Dev
    @Ducky_Dev4 жыл бұрын

    Hey Jack, dev here: Back years ago when I started doing game development, I was chatting with a kid about a game I had recently made. He got super excited and told me that I absolutely had to send it to his favorite KZreadr (Jacksepticeye). I hadn't heard of this person before, so when I got home I looked him up, saw millions of subscribers, and thought "I don't think anyone that big would ever want to play any of my games." Thanks for proving me wrong. :)

  • @grimgreninja9221

    @grimgreninja9221

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow.

  • @char_the_shark

    @char_the_shark

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cool game! The humour was on point!

  • @lev.sin.

    @lev.sin.

    4 жыл бұрын

    woah, it’s you! Amazing game btw, amazing humor.

  • @drshut8739

    @drshut8739

    4 жыл бұрын

    A cool game! Keep up the good work if you are doing another game I never gotten over 10 likes and I got almost 60 now. Thank you.

  • @sad503

    @sad503

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn that’s crazy :)

  • @MariannaXrss
    @MariannaXrss4 жыл бұрын

    "Kyle is a ghost." "Kyle looked for beetles in his carpet." "Kyle ate the bugs." Me: BEETLEJUICE!

  • @DustyHoney

    @DustyHoney

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ember The Queen Yes. Kyle is Beetlejuice.

  • @haydeng.8334

    @haydeng.8334

    4 жыл бұрын

    👌

  • @alifeagan9707

    @alifeagan9707

    4 жыл бұрын

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

  • @boopypasta

    @boopypasta

    4 жыл бұрын

    Beetlejuiceeeee *yesss?*, Beetlejuiceeeee *yessssss?*, BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCAUSE! You're so smart, a stand up bro, I'll think about your offer and let you know

  • @pixelnet3235

    @pixelnet3235

    4 жыл бұрын

    *breaks through screen* BEGGING YOUR PARDON!

  • @anonymousjunkmail8162
    @anonymousjunkmail81624 жыл бұрын

    "Kyle unhinges his jaw and swallowed Gabby whole." Best game.

  • @shadowpathfinder7723

    @shadowpathfinder7723

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought something about Sean being unable to escape vore was a recurring joke around here but none of the comments mention it

  • @Cowboy-tk3mx

    @Cowboy-tk3mx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gabby is the name of my girlfriend so hearing that was a shock

  • @Dynvali

    @Dynvali

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shadowpathfinder7723 Recurring joke? When else did this happen?

  • @shadowpathfinder7723

    @shadowpathfinder7723

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Dynvali I'm not his biggest fan, but I watch a fair few of JackSepticeye's videos and during a "Try Not To Laugh", I think it was, - or maybe it was a comment reading video - he threw his head back, scratched the area around his eyes and laughed saying "I posted vore day and now I'm not going to get away from it" or something to that paraphrasing

  • @kevin_anderson750

    @kevin_anderson750

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joseph Pletting aha Yeah

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer4 жыл бұрын

    "Today is the day of the interview. He has 30 hours until the interview." Then it isn't today, is it?

  • @kart2542

    @kart2542

    3 жыл бұрын

    The game takes place in jupiter!!!

  • @emmiebunny04

    @emmiebunny04

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kart2542 that's how Kyle was able to eat Gabby

  • @h8GW

    @h8GW

    2 жыл бұрын

    More like Mercury or Venus -or the Moon.- All them other planets rotate faster or about as fast as us.

  • @anaalina5964

    @anaalina5964

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's ok. He's Ling-ling. He practices 40 hours a day...

  • @Aroacerat

    @Aroacerat

    23 күн бұрын

    You’re. . Telling me your days don’t last 42 hours?

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-76354 жыл бұрын

    Someone out there is named Kyle and knows a Rachel May and is like “wtf”

  • @gatorking2835

    @gatorking2835

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wtf

  • @bricc5697

    @bricc5697

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now imagine if the Rachel May that Kyle knows is also a philanthropist.

  • @Sparess

    @Sparess

    4 жыл бұрын

    My best friend's name is Rachel and her boyfriend is Kyle, and my name is April but it's close enough xD

  • @greendragon5620

    @greendragon5620

    4 жыл бұрын

    My name is kyle lol

  • @kylepence2066

    @kylepence2066

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was like wtf

  • @joshboi564
    @joshboi5644 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "Let's do this properly first" Also Jack: *Beats breakfast up like a crazy person*

  • @hellothere-sf1gl

    @hellothere-sf1gl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Normal day Ireland

  • @aurochtamer

    @aurochtamer

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's even funnier since it seemed like he thought he was going to fuck the breakfast.

  • @user-bm7uw1vj2f

    @user-bm7uw1vj2f

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aurochtamer LMAO RIGHT

  • @selinnazsur2328

    @selinnazsur2328

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...That's not the proper way to interact with your breakfast? Shit.

  • @GabrielKitignaTessouat

    @GabrielKitignaTessouat

    4 жыл бұрын

    F you breakfast

  • @skyhijinx
    @skyhijinx4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "I thought it would get way crazier." Also Jack: "I unhinged my jaw and consumed Gabby."

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395

    @fuzzyotterpaws4395

    4 жыл бұрын

    Unless he gets this ending in the video, there is an ending where you turn into a lizard demon and fat guy named Frank sits on you to stop you

  • @MidnightFox-rb2uf

    @MidnightFox-rb2uf

    4 жыл бұрын

    he didn't do the "scream and spin in circles" either

  • @coletooman2422

    @coletooman2422

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would like the comment, but 666 likes sums this up so well

  • @ashikjaman1940

    @ashikjaman1940

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gabby was my favorite character, so sad to see her go

  • @celine_poike
    @celine_poike4 жыл бұрын

    Misfortune's voice: "I'm a dumpy white boy, you know?"

  • @Dr.RaiChy

    @Dr.RaiChy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yikes forever

  • @reeses46996

    @reeses46996

    4 жыл бұрын

    Celine Gielen underrated comment lol

  • @celine_poike

    @celine_poike

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@reeses46996 Ah that's okay lol

  • @lifeoftalise4390

    @lifeoftalise4390

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amazing 👏 *throws glitter on the comment*

  • @nikhilpalsule4436

    @nikhilpalsule4436

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lifeoftalise4390 shadaan

  • @sethhuff1755
    @sethhuff17554 жыл бұрын

    Kyle looked menacingly at his plate of eggs. "I wanted SCRAMBLED!"

  • @kylenorman4600

    @kylenorman4600

    4 жыл бұрын

    X- Wolf I mean yeah

  • @jonathanhoward4104

    @jonathanhoward4104

    4 жыл бұрын

    "BUT THEY'RE SUNNYSIDE UP DAMN IT!"

  • @thecatpersonuk9962

    @thecatpersonuk9962

    4 жыл бұрын

    X- Wolf or was the problem they were not hjonk hjonk’s eggs

  • @kylehaverkorn6122

    @kylehaverkorn6122

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ending 26:25 SCRAMBLED!

  • @VoteRPG4President282

    @VoteRPG4President282

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm only thinking of that Anger Management clip I S A I D O V E R E A S Y

  • @somethingfaith
    @somethingfaith4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: if we're going to ruin his life lets do it properly Kyle: at least that's something

  • @pineapple_kid2570

    @pineapple_kid2570

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @oops.I.forgot

    @oops.I.forgot

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @jjsworld96
    @jjsworld964 жыл бұрын

    "i ruined a guy's life" GrayStillPlays: "First time?"

  • @ievazubrickaite9113

    @ievazubrickaite9113

    4 жыл бұрын

    I literally just watched Gray's video of this game

  • @netherbliss

    @netherbliss

    4 жыл бұрын

    this is so true

  • @icedtea1244

    @icedtea1244

    4 жыл бұрын

    gray!!

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395

    @fuzzyotterpaws4395

    4 жыл бұрын

    SPLEENS!

  • @Lunam_D._Roger

    @Lunam_D._Roger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ngl, Gray's video was far more entertaining. This video was bland and had no entertainment value. I was disappointed in Jack.

  • @impishspectre5805
    @impishspectre58054 жыл бұрын

    The last couple scenarios were literal episodes of The Eric Andre Show

  • @Dibbydibble

    @Dibbydibble

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why is that so true though...

  • @cookie8954

    @cookie8954

    3 жыл бұрын

    What consuming your neighbor and interviewing a cardboard cutout

  • @lesigh3410

    @lesigh3410

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cookie8954 wouldn't be surprised

  • @katfullbuster7516
    @katfullbuster75164 жыл бұрын

    “Consume Gabby” has me dying

  • @j4der4de32

    @j4der4de32

    4 жыл бұрын

    KatFullbuster Are you Gabby?

  • @bubbsama
    @bubbsama4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: we’re going to do this properly first Also Jack: SMASH BREAKFAST

  • @arihell18

    @arihell18

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was looking for this

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage50004 жыл бұрын

    "Being naked on TV is one of the best ways to get famous apparently." Is anyone else worried about what he'll be wearing/not wearing in the next video?

  • @TheSpy149

    @TheSpy149

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brent Dreher it’s normal in Asian countries. Especially Japan and Korea. A friend went there and was channeled surfing, he stated “So there was adult game shows on the channel before and after what is apparently the most watched kids channel. Like educational, learning channel.” And that he first thought the “hostess’s” vaginas were actually their head with a slight gash leaking puss, with their hands over there head and were positioned like the grudge. He now gets his hair shaved off so he doesn’t see what he can’t unsee. He is no longer my friend as he tried shaving my head. He lost a lot of friends because of that... haven’t heard from him in years. But the last thing he said still haunts some mutual friends. “The coochies have teeth! They have hair! THEY HAVE A DEVICE THAT PUNCTURES YOUR BALLS IF YOU CREAM!”... hope you get over it soon Capt’n Crunch!

  • @kyguitar7288

    @kyguitar7288

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSpy149 r/thathappened

  • @Idiotic_B_Purcell

    @Idiotic_B_Purcell

    4 жыл бұрын

    *(insert confused Bob The Tomato meme here)*

  • @JustAGamerPerson

    @JustAGamerPerson

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The Spy149 What. In. The. Frick. So you’re telling me, there was this adult game show that was intermissioned by a popular kids show, and that your ex-friend found it and mistook the bare woman for having their kid creators as their heads as abominations? That friend is screwed in the head.

  • @carlyb.4549
    @carlyb.45493 жыл бұрын

    Kyle: *is famous* Also Kyle: *collapses to the floor and no one cares*

  • @riskyworks

    @riskyworks

    5 ай бұрын

    Maybe it happens like atleast once every week, so people just don't care anymore.

  • @TheMadPacX
    @TheMadPacX4 жыл бұрын

    10:19 - Kyle's first decision of the morning was made wisely. Kyle: Guess I'll die.

  • @lotalarcon3050

    @lotalarcon3050

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's my option every day! XD it's like should I or huh?

  • @jtrader1999

    @jtrader1999

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @adeowazhere
    @adeowazhere4 жыл бұрын

    *"I Ruined A Man's Life"* _Get on my level I have ruined my own life_

  • @nightsong81

    @nightsong81

    4 жыл бұрын

    Call me when you ruin the lives of everyone around you, purely by how ruined your own life is.

  • @Miss_Distress

    @Miss_Distress

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah well, I've ruined life as we know it.

  • @smallshrimpin6939

    @smallshrimpin6939

    4 жыл бұрын

    ahh I too have ruined a life

  • @PacMacDo

    @PacMacDo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ereh987 14 yr olds be like:

  • @nightsong81

    @nightsong81

    4 жыл бұрын

    @i keep hating you It's just the first 7 numbers on my parents' credit card. Area code's on the back.

  • @johnriedesel9581
    @johnriedesel95814 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "I ruined a mans life." Also Jack(action) "proceeds to destroy breakfast" Me: "No shit sherlock, like wth man"

  • @booperdooper9827
    @booperdooper98274 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "We can get a small key" "Some assorted change" Also Jack "OR A 44. MAGNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me: Choking on food from shock and confusion

  • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
    @caoimhedoesstuff92934 жыл бұрын

    “You know what I’m saying? Do I even know what I’m saying?” Same, Jack, Same.

  • @sparten316
    @sparten3164 жыл бұрын

    "Just be mindful, eat in moderation" *sitting here eating potato chips.*

  • @k.k.g.985

    @k.k.g.985

    4 жыл бұрын

    spartan316 that was me but it’s my second bowl😂

  • @AtomicHaven

    @AtomicHaven

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!!!

  • @syakirin9265

    @syakirin9265

    4 жыл бұрын

    @spartan316 well i just finished a quarter pounder🙂

  • @Ruby_Minku

    @Ruby_Minku

    4 жыл бұрын

    spartan316 same

  • @moonpeanuts

    @moonpeanuts

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had a mug cake

  • @kylecampbell3031
    @kylecampbell30314 жыл бұрын

    I say it’s about time I’m famous It’s honestly weird hearing him say my name so many times

  • @epicgamerdudes8055

    @epicgamerdudes8055

    4 жыл бұрын

    Another kyle we r famous

  • @thereaIjesuschrist

    @thereaIjesuschrist

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats wrong kyle?

  • @croozerboozer9997

    @croozerboozer9997

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @terrortyler5554
    @terrortyler55544 жыл бұрын

    Jacks guilty pleasure is irritating neighbours by shouting HYONK HYONK AM GOOSE

  • @InterntExplorer
    @InterntExplorer4 жыл бұрын

    I’d actually like to see Jack interview his cardboard self, and the whole thing ending weirdly or in chaos 😆

  • @sophiawolfstar5296

    @sophiawolfstar5296

    4 жыл бұрын

    YAS!

  • @1800-toolhouse

    @1800-toolhouse

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pls

  • @1800-toolhouse

    @1800-toolhouse

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happen.

  • @bronwyngnagy8317

    @bronwyngnagy8317

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jack please do it

  • @insignificantopinions3210

    @insignificantopinions3210

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dont you mean end in weird chaos?

  • @bunnybro5977
    @bunnybro59774 жыл бұрын

    Jack: I wish I had a thinking cap Jack's paddy cap : sad Irish noises

  • @ashleysmith7937

    @ashleysmith7937

    4 жыл бұрын

    best comment

  • @arwen_525

    @arwen_525

    4 жыл бұрын

    i can relate to jacks paddy cap!!! fml

  • @RubbertexRaccoon
    @RubbertexRaccoon4 жыл бұрын

    "Oh! Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my FAVORITE!"

  • @jackofalltrades6718

    @jackofalltrades6718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stanley Parable fan? ;)

  • @Takimo_Yin

    @Takimo_Yin

    13 күн бұрын

    "I hope your friends find this concerning."

  • @MthrRua
    @MthrRua4 жыл бұрын

    Jack’s reaction to “smash” was priceless 😆😆

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly76554 жыл бұрын

    “I Ruined A Mans Life” How could you *possibly* have done that? “This is a text based game where we dictate Kyle” Oh ok I totally get how you did that

  • @bell679_

    @bell679_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mallowfly ! I mean he coulda done it anyway....

  • @Sexiiestduck
    @Sexiiestduck4 жыл бұрын

    kyle: enjoying his life Jack: im about to end this whole mans career

  • @VERYHEVYMAN

    @VERYHEVYMAN

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yukine his name is Séan

  • @mega.08

    @mega.08

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VERYHEVYMAN so

  • @Shabbe0606

    @Shabbe0606

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VERYHEVYMAN no it's Dumpy white man

  • @VERYHEVYMAN

    @VERYHEVYMAN

    4 жыл бұрын

    I guess it don’t really matter

  • @tahlia5165

    @tahlia5165

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VERYHEVYMAN does that matter

  • @dr.president8504
    @dr.president85044 жыл бұрын

    In the first 3 minutes, "Kyle" is said so many times that it already loses its meaning.

  • @iamjack3733
    @iamjack37334 жыл бұрын

    If you’ve watched videos on this or played it yourself, you would know eating the fridge is the best option😂

  • @hmjs45
    @hmjs454 жыл бұрын

    Jack: smash Kyle: smashed Jack: O H

  • @simona5001
    @simona50014 жыл бұрын

    Kyle was like: *_"Now let's beat the devil out of our breakfast"_*

  • @aa01blue38

    @aa01blue38

    4 жыл бұрын

    "First, you need to boil the water and put the egg in it. Make sure you don't boil your egg for too long. Now, here come the fun part: you take the egg, and just beat the devil out of it."

  • @valo1326

    @valo1326

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Begone **-Thought-** spawn of saten!*

  • @Daniel-wu6pl

    @Daniel-wu6pl

    4 жыл бұрын

    and you just, beat the devil outa it eheheheheh.

  • @moose4036
    @moose40364 жыл бұрын

    "let's do this properly" Me: uh huh... Sure. Have fun with that one Sean

  • @asiaarocks0941
    @asiaarocks09414 жыл бұрын

    Kyle is actually Eric Andre before every interview

  • @tunderblood
    @tunderblood4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Kyle: opens fridge for 1 hour while preparing for the most important interview on his show

  • @theflamingchariziken2341

    @theflamingchariziken2341

    4 жыл бұрын

    r/uselessnobody

  • @perrrjackson2255

    @perrrjackson2255

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for the fridge 😂

  • @CornB0b
    @CornB0b4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: “I am big internet star” Me: *Whos this guy?!?* ... oh he’s dumpy white guy.

  • @leahsutherland1664

    @leahsutherland1664

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, I thought it was Heapass.

  • @hyacinth1729

    @hyacinth1729

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@leahsutherland1664 I thought it was BUMBUM

  • @Sire-Swagg

    @Sire-Swagg

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shit this isn't Obama's channel

  • @bonniethegamer5701

    @bonniethegamer5701

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was dumpy white boy

  • @sharise8818

    @sharise8818

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dumpy whir boy

  • @locke_ytb
    @locke_ytb4 жыл бұрын

    *Reads title* My brain: I'm about to ruin this man's whole life.

  • @NoName-jk4hv
    @NoName-jk4hv4 жыл бұрын

    8:38 Jack: I cannot wait to go down this avenue. Me: He's not already there?

  • @jaihalai7674
    @jaihalai76744 жыл бұрын

    Jack: Am I really just talking to myself for a KZread video? Me: Well...

  • @Willow-qi6dn
    @Willow-qi6dn4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: Imma ruin this man’s whole career

  • @matthewbates9629

    @matthewbates9629

    4 жыл бұрын

    Literally

  • @TexelGuy

    @TexelGuy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewbates9629 Well, he did the opposite by the end. Which was not what I was expecting.

  • @Shay6669
    @Shay66694 жыл бұрын

    Omg I just found out Canada is running out of potatoes, please save us Jack, send potatoes.

  • @Coleue
    @Coleue4 жыл бұрын

    He said “well a good diet starts with a...” then I got a baby add

  • @halberd-3291
    @halberd-32914 жыл бұрын

    “I can’t be stopped.” “When will I die?” “I thought you said we could be friends...” “I ruined a man’s life.” *We get it Anti. You’re here.* EDIT: “I don’t want to be here anymore.” As well, as Jule said.

  • @beatcopdude9426

    @beatcopdude9426

    4 жыл бұрын

    Huh, it's the ILLUMANATY CONSPIRACY.

  • @gabib2218

    @gabib2218

    4 жыл бұрын

    You forgot “I don’t wanna be here anymore“. That makes it even more suspicious ;-;

  • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms

    @RaulDiaz-mp8ms

    4 жыл бұрын

    Headcanon that Anti is kept entertained by making the titles so as to appease him.

  • @harpywarpyowo

    @harpywarpyowo

    4 жыл бұрын

    _[distant theorist screams]_

  • @halberd-3291

    @halberd-3291

    4 жыл бұрын

    Beatcop Dude more like “Illumanti”

  • @jajacobelias
    @jajacobelias4 жыл бұрын

    no one: kyle: *refers to himself as kyle*

  • @recludereburn8662
    @recludereburn86624 жыл бұрын

    "Kyle's producer, sensing viral media, pulled the bewildered Rachel out of her seat-" Me: Oh God

  • @jauxro
    @jauxro4 жыл бұрын

    "Am I just talkin' to myself, for a KZread video?" I mean that's how most KZread videos are made, so

  • @realdeal8930
    @realdeal89304 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "I ruined a man's life" GrayStillPlays: "First time?"

  • @Zybuki

    @Zybuki

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought thus was a gray still plays upload at first lol

  • @harrisonalexander617

    @harrisonalexander617

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahh

  • @colorsrrealduh

    @colorsrrealduh

    4 жыл бұрын

    More people dying goddammit

  • @KatieFrog217

    @KatieFrog217

    4 жыл бұрын

    dude same?

  • @Caitilizzie

    @Caitilizzie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Call Me Kevin: “Been there, done that”

  • @RazzBerryJelly
    @RazzBerryJelly4 жыл бұрын

    Game: Kyle prepared by being a nudist Jack: Ohh, because I stopped being a ghost! Sure, Jack. Let’s go with that.

  • @janemills4160
    @janemills41604 жыл бұрын

    Kyle eats a beetle. Everyone: BEETLE JUICE!!!!!

  • @tamaki_kat6859

    @tamaki_kat6859

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder, what if 3 people say "beetlejuice" at once instead of 3 times in a row

  • @kylefernandes5311
    @kylefernandes53114 жыл бұрын

    I got so creeped out seeing this in my reccomended Ive always wanted to be on a Talk Show. Ive always wondered how it would to be famous. and also My name is Kyle

  • @jayd1093
    @jayd10934 жыл бұрын

    Depression: *exists* Seán: ima 'bout to end this man's whole career

  • @MuffinMythos
    @MuffinMythos4 жыл бұрын

    Did anybody else freak out when all they read was; “I Ruined a Man’s Life”

  • @dianamaioru497

    @dianamaioru497

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was another “Story time” style video at first 🤣

  • @studoc6143

    @studoc6143

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know I did especially from his little “I love you guys ❤️” message I saw on his community wall earlier which made me think this was a follow up to that, I thought something had happened lmaoooo

  • @robertogarnica2034

    @robertogarnica2034

    4 жыл бұрын

    Are you new tobthe whole clickbait thing??

  • @Thomas_Angelo

    @Thomas_Angelo

    4 жыл бұрын

    i didn't even red the title.

  • @criscrosxxx

    @criscrosxxx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah

  • @neko-playz3754
    @neko-playz37544 жыл бұрын

    Jack:*Wishes he had a thinking cap* Me: Remember the Irish flat cap...

  • @charlie8779
    @charlie87793 жыл бұрын

    New drinking game. Take a shot every time he says kyle

  • @GamingTardigrade
    @GamingTardigrade4 жыл бұрын

    Jacksepticye: “Top of the morning dumpy white boy here”

  • @salemsalmon8086
    @salemsalmon80864 жыл бұрын

    no one: literally no one: kyle: ARE YOU GUILTY

  • @overfr0st741
    @overfr0st7414 жыл бұрын

    As a Kyle, this us exactly how my day goes

  • @bunniebabyidol08
    @bunniebabyidol084 жыл бұрын

    Seán: _Have you ever wanted to dictate someone's life...._ Me: *No, cause I already HAVE my life dictated for me already by NUMEROUS people.*

  • @cuh5018

    @cuh5018

    4 жыл бұрын

    Baby Doll don’t say that!

  • @MissBaconStealer
    @MissBaconStealer4 жыл бұрын

    I love this game. You should ask Rachel "Are You Guilty?" Its actually interesting.

  • @JTG2760
    @JTG27604 жыл бұрын

    Kyle: *asks Rachel for diet tips* Jack: "hi I'm Rachel"

  • @hayleyannmarie1173

    @hayleyannmarie1173

    4 жыл бұрын

    PixelSea Jack Mc damn 😂

  • @shadytatertot
    @shadytatertot4 жыл бұрын

    Me: *eating a burger while watching* Kyle: *eats bugs* Me: *cringes at the sound and slowly puts the burger down*

  • @LiefTheBeef
    @LiefTheBeef4 жыл бұрын

    I love how it takes a full hour for this Kyle to walk somewhere or open the fridge

  • @pepperonicici

    @pepperonicici

    4 жыл бұрын

    .. Or.. greet someone when standing in front of them to greet them

  • @a.j.norris5134
    @a.j.norris51344 жыл бұрын

    "Kyle walked into the road and took a long, pondering look around him. Kyle was hit by a car and never seen again" actually i think you're thinking of callmekevin :'^ )

  • @askdeterminataleandaus5670

    @askdeterminataleandaus5670

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh Hell Yes. Finally Someone recognises another very good Irish KZreadr.

  • @djfebrezee

    @djfebrezee

    4 жыл бұрын

    -Kyle -Kevo -Craig All(?) Irish, all hit by a moving vehicle.

  • @grimdeee2442
    @grimdeee24424 жыл бұрын

    Has anyone ever questioned where Sean’s topknot went

  • @Spawn-Point

    @Spawn-Point

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's called a haircut?

  • @camerondon3712

    @camerondon3712

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was a manbun. Not a topknot. And I never questioned where it went, because I don't like manbuns.

  • @victoriaasenjo524
    @victoriaasenjo5244 жыл бұрын

    16:12 reminds me of a poem by Ogden Nash. I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. They do taste kind of funny, But it keeps them on the knife.

  • @xcutepikax
    @xcutepikax4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: Do I purposely want to ruin his life? Kyle: *Wait what?*

  • @cassandraschanz5640
    @cassandraschanz56404 жыл бұрын

    "He just woke up famous, what is he a tik toker " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @earthrocker48
    @earthrocker484 жыл бұрын

    Me: *who has a boyfriend named kyle* I do this on a daily basics.

  • @user-ye4tl8jp5u

    @user-ye4tl8jp5u

    4 жыл бұрын

    earthrocker 48 me who has an ex boyfriend named Kyle I used to do this everyday

  • @allenbolt

    @allenbolt

    4 жыл бұрын

    *a daily basics*

  • @zacandashleys1fan
    @zacandashleys1fan4 жыл бұрын

    The techno jim interview sounds like a lost episode of the eric andre show

  • @kevblevin
    @kevblevin4 жыл бұрын

    BitLife: Am I a joke to you?

  • @jonathanhoward4104

    @jonathanhoward4104

    4 жыл бұрын

    YES U ARE

  • @xyrenity6703
    @xyrenity67034 жыл бұрын

    "Dictate Kyle's life" Ah yes, the Kyles. You know... The Kyles of the Area 51 raid? The Kyle from South Park? The Kyle that's... LITERALLY MY ACTUAL NAME

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is both unfortunate and hilarious. Cheers fam

  • @simplyevanlopez7982

    @simplyevanlopez7982

    4 жыл бұрын

    no youre jylen

  • @xyrenity6703

    @xyrenity6703

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@simplyevanlopez7982 My username is a combination of my two first names.

  • @pepperonicici

    @pepperonicici

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel you, fellow Kyle -

  • @Flapjack-if9ks

    @Flapjack-if9ks

    4 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOD I KILLED JIM! Stan, YOU BASTARD!!!

  • @Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine
    @Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I just watched the Eric Andre Show.

  • @Laurensfuzzywuzzy
    @Laurensfuzzywuzzy4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve completed this game. It gets way crazier. There’s time travel, robots, crime, etc.

  • @sefmusic6273
    @sefmusic62734 жыл бұрын

    with so many people playing "Kyle is famous" I guess you could say that Kyle is famous is famous

  • @MR.GENTLEMAN_YT

    @MR.GENTLEMAN_YT

    4 жыл бұрын

    A perfect corny joke, we need more of these

  • @MorinehtarTheBlue

    @MorinehtarTheBlue

    4 жыл бұрын

    I could say that. But I won't.

  • @ahmedfarag7977
    @ahmedfarag79774 жыл бұрын

    "Eat the fridge" -Jacksepticeye 2019

  • @vrcskippy3210
    @vrcskippy32104 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "I wanna be called a dumpy white boy!" Audience: "okay want us to add that on the list? Jacksepticeye, Gaelic Gladiator, Bouncy Baby Boy... need we go on"

  • @momentomori8077
    @momentomori80774 жыл бұрын

    Jack: I want to be called dumpy white boy Me: Ok dumpy white boy

  • @Mr_Murdersalot
    @Mr_Murdersalot4 жыл бұрын

    jack: trying to live in peace The community: M I N E C R A F TM I N E C R A F T M I N E C R A F T M I N E C R A F T M I N E C R A F T

  • @juliusgodla1566

    @juliusgodla1566

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @1800-toolhouse

    @1800-toolhouse

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @lucasclark3562

    @lucasclark3562

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @MR.GENTLEMAN_YT

    @MR.GENTLEMAN_YT

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @numairahmed208

    @numairahmed208

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @justbeam1421
    @justbeam14214 жыл бұрын

    *a minute ago and 53 views* Me at 12 am : "I was at the right place, at the right time"

  • @agento3958

    @agento3958

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now : 1000 Views

  • @triestegozer8143

    @triestegozer8143

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me at 5 pm: 👌

  • @haqqial

    @haqqial

    4 жыл бұрын

    12 Am Gang

  • @watertower1989

    @watertower1989

    4 жыл бұрын

    12 am gang rise up

  • @xrld8908

    @xrld8908

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeet

  • @kittygirlMZ
    @kittygirlMZ2 жыл бұрын

    No one seems to be pointing out how Rachel said her funniest story was when she tried to cook dinner for her family for the first time. But then when asked if she was a mother, she said as a single woman, she hasn't thought much about having kids. So...what happened to her family?

  • @Aroacerat
    @Aroacerat23 күн бұрын

    I thought my executive dysfunction was bad. This man takes 6 hours to exit his room and get dressed?

  • @squeek-gaming575
    @squeek-gaming5754 жыл бұрын

    I'm so obsessed with a cartoon show, that every time I hear 'Kyle', I think of a jew who wears a green Russian hat.

  • @rorynetwork

    @rorynetwork

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same tho

  • @salemsalmon8086
    @salemsalmon80864 жыл бұрын

    kyle: *eats gabby* also kyle: *carries on with his day like nothing happened* jack: i just ate someone!

  • @gabbydangelo1771

    @gabbydangelo1771

    4 жыл бұрын

    M y n a m e i s G a b b y

  • @coolgirl_2988

    @coolgirl_2988

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gabbydangelo1771 same

  • @marvthemushroomman5974
    @marvthemushroomman59744 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "Haven't you always wanted to dictate the life of someone who's famous?" Septiplier shippers in the background be like-

  • @snovaspectre2

    @snovaspectre2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ugh yuck

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan4 жыл бұрын

    "Report immed" Oh Jack... It means "immediately" Jack.. *the audience laughed hysterically at the smol brain Jack and this puny comment*

  • @annak12064
    @annak120644 жыл бұрын

    Jack: " Do YoU kNoW wHaT i'M sAyIn??" Also Jack: "do i know what im saying?" 😂😂😂

  • @tomykong2915

    @tomykong2915

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me: saying the same thing as Jack without realizing

  • @fabianfreitag8744

    @fabianfreitag8744

    4 жыл бұрын

    & YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, STAR-LORD?!

  • @vanitymirrorss
    @vanitymirrorss4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly have not laughed so hard at a game in a long time. This feels like a "best hits" of ad-libs choices.

  • @Qunia
    @Qunia4 жыл бұрын

    the way of winning the game. is by choosing all the most ridiculous options.

  • @ashleylopez2147
    @ashleylopez21474 жыл бұрын

    "What's your guilty pleasure?" I speak for Anti when I say knitting

  • @ashleylopez2147

    @ashleylopez2147

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Deverick Racoma was it? Dang I can't remember

  • @Teddy_y
    @Teddy_y4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody : Kyle: CONSUME NEIGHBOR

  • @jaidencotter734
    @jaidencotter7344 жыл бұрын

    Jack: gets to dictate a celebrities life. Also jack: imma bout to end this mans whole career.

  • @alliephenix
    @alliephenix3 жыл бұрын

    "Stay up Late with Kyle will be featuring Rachel May" *me panicking bc my state senator's name is rachel may*

  • @Reicha
    @Reicha4 жыл бұрын

    "We've wasted six hours putting on an outfit and leaving the bedroom" Me, still in pyjamas in bed at 4 PM: "I... don't see the issue here. 0-0" "Oh. Ohhh. Kyle ISN'T the world's most famous severely depressed, OCD, anciety-ridden mess of a person? Gotcha~"

  • @mrsandwich8535

    @mrsandwich8535

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope you're okay...

  • @jessl1431

    @jessl1431

    4 жыл бұрын

    i’m sorry, but if you actually had problems you wouldn’t say stuff like and put it in a question/statement like that. it makes you look like an attention seeker. like i ACTUALLY have and been DIAGNOSED with: • Depression • OCD • PTSD • Anxiety • Psychosis & • Anorexia I don’t go blaring them out like that i don’t make myself seem like an attention seeker i’m sorry but people who ACTUALLY have mental illnesses do NOT do that

  • @mrsandwich8535

    @mrsandwich8535

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jessie Lathrop It's okay to seek attention sometimes, it's when it becomes too much and the person is not willing to listen to others that it becomes not okay. At least, in my opinion. I apologize if this comes off as offensive and/or insensitive in any way, it is definitely *not* my intention. I hope you have a great day, or night!

  • @azuregriffin1116

    @azuregriffin1116

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jessl1431 I disagree. Different people have different ways of doing things, and humour can be regional, and for some people, making jokes is their way of taking some control back. I'm not belittling your struggles, though, don't get me wrong, and most of my friend group has some neurodivergence of that ilk. Just like sometimes depression can be a day full of acting fine, anxiety can be a certain blatantly bombastic attitude regarding a sensitive topic.

  • @nettoyagedelamaison9557

    @nettoyagedelamaison9557

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jessie Lathrop Based on your logic, you look like an attention seeker.

  • @badoobles
    @badoobles4 жыл бұрын

    Jack: I was a nudist because I stopped being a ghost Everyone: should we tell him? Nah. Jack walking around naked: ooooOOOOoooh I'm not naked I'm a ghoooooooost!

  • @toaster87
    @toaster873 жыл бұрын

    Taking 6 hours to pick out an outfit and leave your bedroom is just having ADHD 💖💖

  • @uncannie2693
    @uncannie26934 жыл бұрын

    I’m going through a breakup right now and have been really down. But watching your videos always helps cheer me up a little. Thanks for always being a bright spot on the internet Jack!

  • @CupidGirl4526
    @CupidGirl45264 жыл бұрын

    Game: Time to have Kyle put in his "Thinking Cap".... Jack: Man, I wish I had a "Thinking Cap" 2012-2016 Jack's Cap: Am I a Joke to you?!?!?

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri824 жыл бұрын

    20:01 "False." Kyle turned into Dwight Schrute!

Келесі