SHE'S PISSED AGAIN

For my Dads 73rd birthday we made the mistake of taking him somewhere posh we went to the savoy. He ordered roast beef and when it came he said i love pink but that looks like you have ripped the horns off wiped its arse and plonked it on the plate 😲😳😲poor waiter didn't know what to say so after a few seconds (that seemed like ages) said excuse me sir i do apologise ...we just wanted the floor to swallow us up.Never again did we take him anywhere posh from that day it was the pie and mash shop 😂😂😂 .

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

😂😂

I love Helen, she’s such good company; humorous and good fun.

@paulw8034

2 күн бұрын

Proper milf

@roadrunnerj

2 күн бұрын

Yes indeed

@Whisky_Warrior

2 күн бұрын

Yeah I find myself just smiling all through the video when Helen is involved. Some of it because she's just great fun and so genuine, and part of it their banter. Great stuff.

@paulw8034

Күн бұрын

She is so sexy

You're right there, James. Twenty-five quid for fish and chips in Fortnum and Mason in London ain't bad considering they're twenty quid in a mediocre, touristy pub restaurant here in the North East.

You two are hilarious. My wife and I were laughing our heads off at the 'spot the Northerners going in a posh hotel room' moment. I can see the pair of us doing exactly the same.

1.47 every single person apart from one woman is looking down at their mobile phone.

Hi James and Heli bobs I love your blogs. I'm suffering with depression at the moment and watching you two is the only thing that brings a smile to my face. Love you both xx

@bythecurb

Күн бұрын

So sorry to hear that, sending you loads of love xx

Bless James can't relax even when someone else is paying😂

It’s a different country down there isn’t it? Great to see you treating yourself, life is short xx

I went first class by train from Birmingham to London. The outstanding memory was a "gentleman" in a very expensive suit who (whilst "working" on his laptop) put a finger into his nose, pulled something out, examined it and then wiped it onto the empty seat next to him. I really, really, really wanted to rub his nose in it.

Helen is such a beautiful soul. You’re one lucky man James!

Absolutely wonderful. The view from the bar in the Shard was worth the prices asked for the drinks - well, nearly! It was good to see you both having a posh trip to London and that deal with LNER takes some beating. But the video was made by you two being such a great couple remaining down to earth despite the opulence around you!! Just loved it.

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you :-)

I'm so envious that you're getting some time in London. I was hoping to go next weekend but can't now so will make do with you two and your impressions - hope you have a ball. 😊❤

I would have an heart attack spending £200 just on food and drink but if you have the money it's okay for a rare treat

“I’ve counted them, there’s 16” 😂😂 ⭐️ great video as always

Brilliant Vlog You two , & well done on the sponsorship it's nice to be recognised for your hard work , & good on you for treating yourselfs with the money 👍

I say Lord James and Lady Helen mixing with the hoi polloi in F&M....what what what ...LOL

@Alan_Mac

2 күн бұрын

You clearly don't know what "hoi polloi" means, mate.

@jamesdean4100

2 күн бұрын

@@Alan_Mac indeed old chap

Pissed Helen is a hoot ! 😂😂😂 nice one guys, top vlogging again 👍🏻

I always enjoy watching you and Helen on your vacation thanks for sharing it with us

I’ve only just started watching and I’m cracking up already 😂😂😂

Great video as always! My dad hated going in posh places and he always put on a really rough accent when ordering 😂

This was a great vlog! i love how yorkshire people have to find other yorkshire people to just touch down for a min! A wise woman once told me "spend your money! there are no pockets in shrouds!" x

Just loved this, you both deserve a treat like this! Looked like you had a fantastic time 😊

Thanks for reminding me why I detest London guys . Glad you had fun though.

Had a lovely afternoon tea in The Shard the other week it was amazing and the views were amazing.

Really enjoyed this vlog! You and Helen complement each other, you’re so funny, made me laugh, thanks!🥰

Loved your vlog glad you enjoyed your little break

you should get sponsored more often James. This was a beautifully funny and epic vlog from both of you. much respect🙏- Kenny

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thanks Kenny

So nice to see the places I used to go to as a Londoner...I am a Londoner no more. You two are hilarious. Thank you ❤❤

What a treat! Congratulations on sponsor 🤩 🙋‍♀️

More of that please it was great, just up my street. Had afternoon tea in F&M when we were staying round the corner in the Ritz. We’ve been treating ourselves (a lot) since we both took early retirement and we love doing the ‘posh’ places. Glad you enjoyed yourselves you’re both so entertaining to watch xx

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you :-)

You two are so real, entertaining couple, well done, great vlog

Great music James good toe tapper,great cinematic feel even a bit of slow motion, top notch..

@andywrong3247

2 күн бұрын

James I can't praise you highly enough that tap toey intro with slow motion, the iconic look of some the single file walking down the steps the train going over the bridge the super model appearing around the corner all unrehearsed caught the essence in a nutshell that's a talent James..

I rarely swear but there were two of the same two words came from my lips whilst watching your vlog. But you both deserve to be treated because your so wonderful together. I wish i could find someone who loves me like you love Helen❤🎉

Really good post . Love seeing the both of you enjoying all the towns and food . Hope we can come over there next year and visit some of the history in England . ✌️❤️

James and Helen, I do enjoy joining you on your outings.

Love you two❤️ Helen has an awesome personality. You’re both such fun together!🥰 xx Wow! Stunning view from the Shard, but bloody hell, those prices!😱

Crushed peas, they became popular about ten years ago at 'upmarket' places because it was deemed to sound posh and some have stuck with it. Give me proper mushies.

Brilliant to see you both travelling in style....for a change😊😊

@RickyLee733

Күн бұрын

What's wrong with the Peugeot van? 😂

Brilliant video James and Helen. Congratulations on getting a well deserved treat from a sponsor. You two are entertainment gold. Those Fortnum and Mason prices were pretty good for London where one small chocolate can cost £4.00. Loved the view from the Shard , but those prices ! Thanks for posting.

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you, I didn't think it was too bad either. It was cheaper than the Ivy in York

love you guys♥

OMG James and Helen, what a fab vlog. That view was spectacular and the drinks bill was mind-blowing. I wouldn't be able to walk if I drank 2 bottles of wine lol..I can always tell when Helen is tipsy, so funny you both are together. Food looked good as always. Debbie Brid

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thanks Debbie, we had a great time and wouldn't usually spend all that money on wine! 😂

Great video love it so funny you two, Oh and thanks tro Surfshark!

Great video James, loved it when you took Helen up the Shard lol 😂

Great video guys, good to see you having such a great time. Helen could be a model for the pre raphaelite artists with that hair, fantastic.😊

Love to have night out with you two, great video Helen and James 🥂👍

Life’s too short glad you guys made the most of it! Love the hotel reviews Alex Polizzi must be shaking 💯🫶😜

Another fun video!! Living life to the full!! Love it!!

Here's a quote from Woody Allan: "I will not eat oysters. I like my food dead. Not wounded, not sick.......DEAD ".

Helen is spot on with the Oysters, and yes you need two bottles to flow with the food.

We love watching your videos and your adventures two smashing people xx❤

Another nice and entertaining vlog James & Helen. You both deserved that lovely meal. You’ve worked hard 👍

Great vlog as always, great couple

Loved it, you 2 deserved a treat, I love oysters but with shallot and Tabasco

Spinach, Oysters and two bottles of wine is a dangerous mix. I'm sure the Chandeliers were well used that night, back at the hotel room! 🤣

@ElToro2000UK

2 күн бұрын

I had visions of Popeye and Olive Oyle getting it on! 💪🏻 😂

James face eating the oyster 😂❤

I’ve enjoyed watching you and Helen’s adventures over the time I found you keep on doing what you do best also I’m really pleased you’re watching the Scotsman in Tenerife 😂

Loved this video. We had a good laugh. ❤🇦🇺

Hi James and Helen the most relaxed I've seen you both look for a long time!!X🥰

48 quid up the Shard! Haha. You’re paying for the experience! Enjoy every moment you two! x😂💕

loving the video edits. Surfshark are great

Loved this one. We lived and worked in London for many years, but left 7 years ago for a quieter life in Cornwall. No regrets, but there’s so much about London I miss. Such a treat to go posh. Especially if someone else is paying!

when u got off Tower Hill u shouldve walked round the corner to Tower Gateway DLR (Docklands Light Railway) and it stops at South Quay Plaza or Heron Quays where Britannia Hotel is,

Look at you two, living the high life . Enjoy ❤

I love it when Helen leads the way ....great fun and blog .

Ace video. Much better than watching mainstream tv. Keep them coming. Cheers to you both.

We called in Harrods cafe for coffee & a croissant, l'm sure it was about £35. But it was worth it, a lovely place to be and it's good to treat yourself. That looked a great trip away. 👍

Welcome to London both!

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you so much 🙂❤

James and Helen, loads of Kudos to you both. You are ROYALTY today. Truly amazing you actually came into London. Love the Hollies opening but Helen was not in a Black Dress. James you are. You were so fortunate to enjoy the Oblix Bar Shard. So lucky as you have to book way ahead.

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

I forgot to tell her to put a black dress on 😂

@TimK2646

2 күн бұрын

Malaysia Petronas Twin Towers where Sean Connery filmed Entrapment, had Chinese Meal for 4 in 2000, £1,000 quid. Life is only once enjoy.

Mate, that view!! Freakin amazing. Cheers James/Helen.

You two are brilliant like fish out of water 😂 Deserve all the success you get. Great to see you enjoying it 👌

Such a funny and honest sponsored video... other youtubers should take note 😅. Golden 😅

Brilliant, loved it. We are only 56 miles from London but we never go… you’ve inspired us. Just back from yr neck of the woods, thought of you two when passing by Barnsley & visiting Grassington, watched yr vlog there too. Love to you both Lucy xx

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you Lucy xx

Nice Vlog James/Helen . Cheers for the Heads up with the Shard . £48 for 3 drinks w.t.f .They definitely see people coming, don't they ! . I'm from Essex and I still wouldn't pay that . All the best guys.

Another mint video, loving seeing Yorkshire on tour 😊 . Ive never tried oysters, and im still in no rush to have a go🤣

@JanetBrown-px2jn

2 күн бұрын

I worked in a restaurant that had about 28 different oysters on the menu every day,and Helen’s oysters should have been released from the shell so she only needed to pop them into her mouth,and not release them herself.If you try oysters start with small ones,I’m not sure which those would be in the UK,I’m familiar with oysters available in the US,and here it would be West Coast Kumamotos.😊

Good choice of music

Wow James! Your editing skills are off the chart! You were always decent but you are really skilled at it now 👏 Helen - what a beautiful dress! You have lovely taste in dresses. Omg that bar in The Shard! What incredible views - I love dimmly lit bars but unless I win the lottery, I can't see myself ever getting a bevvy there! Thanks for another great video gfta 😊✌

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you :-)

😂😂i feel your pain in the shard/shaft. I also got the biggest shock when the bill dropped on table 😮

Get you two! I’m laughing as you got that 2nd bottle! Lady petrol 😂😂😂😂

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Lady Petrol.... Absolutely love that, I'm nicking it 😂

Hi Helen glad ya joining in the madness with said James. Do like it when ya on the vids as ya bonkers 😜 😂😂😂😂

I love the vibe you and Helen have when dining out. The Salty Pixie best describes it as being wiggly. Between 1986 and 2002 I was lucky to live in Scotland and commute to London weekly and living that type of life every week took it's toll. But at 67 I am a reformed character and still here. I still have nightmares about a lost weekend which stated with half pints of port at lunchtime on a Friday, ended up in France on the Saturday and got home to Scotland on the Monday . We live part of the year outside Torrevieja and your F&M meal would have been less than 100 euros at say the Lobster Restaurant in Playa Flamenca. However because of Brexit we are back in Scotland as we have run out of days. Love Yorkshire as my wife and I worked there in the mid 2000's living in Whitely on the A19

Sitting at the big table now lad, big up Surfshark Thanks again folks.

Love you both, such a good entertaining video, comedy gold, absolutely brilliant loved it. Xx

Helen youre a vision of loveliness!! Your not bad either James. So enjoyed your trip, thanks alot for an enjoyable video ❤❤

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you

Love you two!.Such a fun couple.I bet you were glad someone else was paying!.x

You can catch Sea Bass along the River Thames there (Forget spinning for them, as the water is too silty/muddy). A ragworm on the bottom is your best bet. I caught a nice 5lb Sea Bass several years ago. In the Docklands area, people have even caught Mirror Carp!

@JanetBrown-px2jn

2 күн бұрын

@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer You are wrong Sea Bass can be caught in the Thames River,a 10pound bass was caught in November of 2022.

@JanetBrown-px2jn

2 күн бұрын

@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer Good editing job,now your comment makes sense,I don’t think anyone thought haddock was out of the Thames dear,nice talking to you Karen

£48 for 2 halves and a dirty martini? How do they make a profit?!?! Cool video mate, Tiddly Helen had me in fits. Bless. From a van to the Shard via first class train. Bravo.

My Spanish girlfriend is coming over in August and wants me to take her to London , luckily she has a friend down there so I can send her by bus and put my feet up 👣 😁😎

Brilliant vid and loved to see you both enjoying it .helen is great fun whe shes had a drink .

“But did you enjoy it?” “No” 😂 Love it 😂 Fantastic stuff ❤ There’s really nowhere quite like London. I don’t blame you one bit for spoiling yourselves and I must confess that I occasionally travel first class if the price is right 😂 Helen looked stunning. Her dress was so pretty and her hair looked fantastic 😍

My hubby addicted to their chocolate brownies

Perhaps with each round at the Shard you also become a shareholder!😂

Don’t think I’ll make the Shard my Regular 😱😂looks like you had a fab time

Helen name dropping! Been up Bkackpool Tower 🗼

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

She's reyt posh!

Wow I just love you 2..can't stop laughing at how natural you get on together 😂 Helen is amazingly funny . £48 for drink wtf is in those glasses 🥂 can't wait to you go to spain again..😅😅

James, id just like to say, your skin looks so smooth and radiant lately. I'm looking for something to use. what have you been using on your face, please.?

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

I've started moisturising. I've neglected my skin for years but recently bought some fancy Nivea cream with spf 15 in it. It was £6 on Amazon

Brilliant vlog ❤

Really enjoyed watching you both enjoying London . Glad you both enjoyed the food it looked absolutely insane . I was waiting for Helen to say something naughty 😂😂 . Can we have more of these videos please. You’re both amazing. ❤❤

@bythecurb

2 күн бұрын

Thank you, I had to edit out lots of Helens comments!! 😂

@user-wq2xi6pv8o

2 күн бұрын

@@bythecurb I can imagine but she’s one beautiful lady your very well matched ❤️❤️

At the end when you said "are you ready for this?" ... I was thinking £45 so wasn't too far out. I think twenty something is the most I've ever spent on 3 drinks and that was in Raffles in Singapore I think (about 15 years ago)

James on that fish & chip review bit, did you and the fella behind go T-Shirt shopping together or something? Top video guys as always! ….Smithy