Feyre: I was Tamlin's doormat until Rhysand said I could be his wingscratcher

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

we love character development 😍

@asmergoli249

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that's how you spell Feyre? I thought it was Farah 😅 (also my autocorrect turned Feyre into Dryer)

@onibeebee

4 жыл бұрын

@@asmergoli249 i mean if the shoe fits...

@mainepty

4 жыл бұрын

,

@locolotus7716

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no that sounds so much worse now that I remember..... lmfao

Me, a known lesbian: he- *The 6 page monologue with 70 ellipses:* Me, a known heterosexual:

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

This is how I got converted to be straight

@kl3321

4 жыл бұрын

i'm dead

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

The headthrob is real. Murder to all crazies like that. Shame, shameful.

@ejedwards988

4 жыл бұрын

Did you actually count the number of ellipsis? You mad lad

@onlyonegec3991

4 жыл бұрын

@@t.thomas8919 fucking,,, pardon?

POV: You're trying to clean your apartment while your neighbor loudly reads fairy smut

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

A moment of silence for my apartment neighbors

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

Always felt like a common hazard in the realm of reviews. *shrugs* Oh, well...

@BoxGirl9

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@stoppickingurnose7852

4 жыл бұрын

This is one hell of a writing prompt right here.

@patom8327

4 жыл бұрын

@@stoppickingurnose7852 It would be a much better book

true equality is sj maas making her queer characters just as annoying as her straight ones

@v.t.3064

Жыл бұрын

😂

@justalittleme

8 ай бұрын

beautiful :)

@iwakeupandboomimarat

7 ай бұрын

diversity win! queer women can be insufferable!

@Sing_A_Rebel_Song

Ай бұрын

It’s giving “I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally”

"Him silencing her, is a metaphor,,,, for how he silences her. It's very nuanced, it really makes you think." Three years... three years, and this line still fuckin gets me

@StraysoftheBeyond

11 ай бұрын

it's the "bone apple titty" for me omfg

@destituteanddecadent9106

4 ай бұрын

5:34 note to self

@destituteanddecadent9106

4 ай бұрын

​@@StraysoftheBeyond 17:48

@destituteanddecadent9106

4 ай бұрын

​@@StraysoftheBeyond boner apple titty version 19:52

Feyre: it’s still a mess Tamlin: **victoria justice voice** I think we ALL are a mess

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean rhysand is Ariana grande?

@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411

4 жыл бұрын

readwithcindy yes

@Strannik01

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy * thinks about it * That is actually a very apt metaphor

Book 1 - Sarah J Maas discovers painting Book 2 - Sarah J Maas discovers feminism Book 3 - Sarah J Maas discovers the gays

@123brunasdo

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah is still trying to find the B in lgBt

@mayayoung7224

4 жыл бұрын

*invents

@marianaamoedo5942

4 жыл бұрын

I felt like she was touching all bases in one saga... I know kids today are looking for representation and asking for it (and inclusion, like the vague description of the characters so as not to define a race) but make it flow, chill and be subtle.

@randomthoughts0829

4 жыл бұрын

@@123brunasdo Sarah still hasnt found any of them lmao. Every character is shit representation

@namnamkm6732

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that how it goes in art school?

The lesbian monologue was so powerful it gave Cindy a girlfriend years later

@Silversubs29078

9 ай бұрын

Omg yesss

@kl3321

2 ай бұрын

That's what we call foreshadowing

@TheGreatDevlin

2 ай бұрын

The way this series trouble broke [woke?] Cindy. It'll be taught in freshman lit someday.

'I will read the entire monologue-' me, in tears: please don't

@DSh1105

2 жыл бұрын

Me: please do

“We don’t even remember Tampon’s name anymore.” I’M WHEEZING

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

Tampon who???

@WinterSPF15

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite joke in this video 😂

@grasshopperchick374

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy idk? tampon gregson??

@mariam-ch4in

4 жыл бұрын

ME TOO

@downhere5413

4 жыл бұрын

I love these comments cus I know u were completely straight face when writing

I like how the LESBIAN side character says she occasionally enjoyed the sex. Like...then she’s not a lesbian. She’s bisexual with a preference for women.

@ashleighcalloway886

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I said

@SnorriSnibble

4 жыл бұрын

Occasionally enjoying sex with men doesn't necessarily mean she has the desire to have sex with them or get sexually aroused by them. So, yeah, she can still be a lesbian.

@moonfantasy7382

4 жыл бұрын

@@SnorriSnibble Then explain how she can enjoy it, if it doesn't 'arouse' her. What you said literally makes no sense.

@SnorriSnibble

4 жыл бұрын

I only said she probably doesn't feel sexual attraction towards men, meaning that she doesn't get aroused by looking at or thinking about men. Doesn't mean that she absolutely repulses and hates having sex with a men or can't enjoy the act of sex itself. She might still get aroused by something else or the act itself. Maybe she pictured a woman in her head, I don't know. She most likely wouldn't initiate it with a man herself, but she's fine with it, if he wants to have sex. There are lots of lesbians that were in a hetero relationship before and kinda enjoyed having sex, but realized that it doesn't feel quite right. Asexuals can have and enjoy sex with their partners, too, although they usually don't feel sexual attraction or get aroused by anything at all. Because it's intimate. You don't have to be especially horny for someone to have and enjoy sex with them.

@Rubbish1313

4 жыл бұрын

Kristina Ma Asexuality is a spectrum. Being a lesbian isn’t. Maas isnt the best at representation for this reason: she follows toxic and demeaning stereotypes, and to claim a lesbian ENJOYED sex, even occasionally, with a man feeds into the lesbophobic mindset that “maybe this man will be the one to convert her”. Again: this character is bisexual with a high preference for women.

The way SJM writes about painting makes me think she’s never actually painted before 😭

@celconviction451

2 жыл бұрын

right?? as an artist it just sounded like SJM googled the fundamentals and made feyre list them off constantly

@capabIeofIoves

2 жыл бұрын

I rolled my eyes at that one line (in the novella I think?) where she was all, “The painting was a pretty lie~” and there was no elaboration or anything. It’s like she’s just tying up pretty sounding words together and trying to make it sound as elegant as she can… and failing 💀

@Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie

2 жыл бұрын

The way she describes painting is the way I bullshit my way through art assignments

@lydiademarek

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie Hot

@cheesecakelasagna

2 жыл бұрын

@@lydiademarek big mood

Pov : you are cindy's therapist, who is listening to cindy's acotar trauma.

@beelieboo

2 жыл бұрын

“Cindy, look, I care about you, but your just like *too* fucked up for me to help you. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOUR PARENTS FIND YOU”

@Natasha_-kg4bm

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!

no one: the lesbian side character: * six... pages of... coming out... monologue *

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

this book made me homophobic

@choocli

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy wouldnt blame u lol

@emileedickinson

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy listen i'm a Lesbian and this book made me homophobic

@aviimax

4 жыл бұрын

@@sileana555 she...what?

@aviimax

4 жыл бұрын

@@sileana555 and here i thought her books couldn't get any worse....

I don’t think that Sarah J. Maas has had a single homosexual thought in her entire life.

@caelahc.959

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think she has had a single thought in her entire life

@kl3321

4 жыл бұрын

@@caelahc.959 god I wish that were me

@TheHolyGat

4 жыл бұрын

Must be a pretty boring life

@TheHolyGat

4 жыл бұрын

@@qold5900 As a plot device, not an expression of SJM's sexuality.

@smilee2566

4 жыл бұрын

There's really no excuse for this lack of representation. Queer relationships, at the core of them, are the exact same as hetero relationships. The love, the care the way they behave as a couple, even the lust. It's just their gender identity that are different. In fantasy you can even have an advantage by changing the society so these relationships are accepted, so that way even if the author isn't queer they can still write the relationships without the baggage and hardships of the reality of our society attached.

SJM’s feminism is so inconsistent that she actually created a WHOLE NEW THING for men to measure who is better

@TuberoseKisser

Жыл бұрын

It's not new trust me.

@rubyspot..

Жыл бұрын

@@TuberoseKisser My god nooooooooooooo

@kikibyde

6 ай бұрын

I felt uncomfortable about the feminism being pointed out so much in the book. Like there was comparison and I was already rooting for tamlin so the other books I was super confused 😅

@rubyspot..

6 ай бұрын

@@kikibyde that happens when a writer changes views mid writing

"Last book he was a feminist, this book he's Saint Theresa." I'm howling.

cindy: Tamlin silencing her is a metaphor for Tamlin silencing her me: i want some of what she's drinking

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

It's so deep 😭😤

@Nachtelfin0des0Todes

4 жыл бұрын

r/Imforteenandthisisdeep

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

Could this be made in a drinking game? Just wondering.

@mushy470

4 жыл бұрын

Me in every English lit exam

@lyndsayshirkey5228

4 жыл бұрын

You mean vodka-

"We don't even remember Tampon's name" GIRL I LOVE THIS

@cf921

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@oliviawilson3453

4 жыл бұрын

2:33. Just incase I came back for a good laugh 😂😂

@mynameisnotevenluiseforrea6361

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I did not even realize that she said tampon. I really do be forgetting his name quickly...

@sanya5538

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly same haha

@giovannao.p.7591

Ай бұрын

for a moment I was like "wait is his name really tampon?"

“Third and final book” Sarah j Maas: *A COURT OF FROST AND STARLIGHT*

@sushi595

3 жыл бұрын

A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES

@Dazyet

3 жыл бұрын

Ayushi But you can call me sushi A COURT OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

@lucyk8935

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dazyet STOP I SCREAMED

@OnkelFenrir

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dazyet That one got me, holy shit

@bloodieghostie

2 жыл бұрын

A court of tortured souls (aka everybody who watched this video)

The fact that Mor would rather string along a guy who's head over heels in love with her for over 500 years rather than just tell him shes not interested is truly wild. She doesn't have to admit shes gay, she can just say it's not gonna happen smh

@dreambig6422

3 жыл бұрын

Goddam that's depressing

@kaytamurray

3 жыл бұрын

I was astounded and angry

@allynracki6932

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if it's been 500 years, she's only ever treated him as a friend, and she's sleeping with all these other guys but very noticeably not him then it's kinda on him to take the hint at this point lmao. Plenty of people know their crushes don't reciprocate without their crushes straight up telling them so.

@abbywolffe4114

3 жыл бұрын

Actually admitting that she was into girls would be _better_ because then she could at least have plausible deniability and say that it was a recent thing she discovered about herself

@aryanemarques2089

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, kinda cruel on her part in my opinion

Cindy: "One of the fairies comes out as a lesbian." Me, a lesbian: "Well, that's kind of nice." Cindy: "In a six page monologue." Me, still a lesbian but not as happy about it: "...Oh. Oh no."

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

What was that madness? I'm not even into men or women and I thought this was a bit much. Whatever happen to coy hints and people living life? I confuse...

@yazoofantasy

4 жыл бұрын

I have yet to experience another instance of coming out in six page monologue. And after this I don't really want to...

@yazoofantasy

4 жыл бұрын

@@t.thomas8919 Maybe for the author coy hints are for the weak and over-rated. That or the editor can't say 'no'...

@lays3630

4 жыл бұрын

actually she's bisexual

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

@@yazoofantasy No to me. It's how I like to write tales and will keep it that way. People first, what makes them "extra" comes second. If that makes sense.

Sjm: *writes lesbian monologue that makes me, a flaming gay, want to die* Sjm: 😔so much ❤ representaion 😫 im really fighting 👊 for lgbtq+ 🙌 rights 😥 another day of hard work 😎 inbetween writing🙏 fairy smut 💫

@magie-com-au

4 жыл бұрын

sjm: he has gold skin sjm: i ✨ am an anti racism 🚫 goddess 😆 i love black people 💞

@rx500android

4 жыл бұрын

I'm SCREAMING omg

@daria4484

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

@harry_ord

4 жыл бұрын

Needs a few eclipse tbh

@claireeckhardt4472

4 жыл бұрын

magie IM SCREAMING

Tamlin: locks Feyre into his house Fandom: fuck you Rhys: makes Feyre his bitch, dresses her intu rugs,makes her drunk in front of every high fae Fandom: oh how lovely

@treceslez

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to add that he literally got her killed (she was later brought back but point still stands) by not revealing to her a very important piece of information, despite his claims about Feyre having the right to make her own choices as the free woman she supposedly is.

@Neha-xl4nf

2 жыл бұрын

okay but… have you read Chapter 54? 🥹❤️

@kma0925_

Жыл бұрын

@@Neha-xl4nf doesn't excuse Rhy's actions 🤷‍♀️

@conor8185

Жыл бұрын

not only that he locked her in because he literally watched her die like 😭i feel like sarah did him so dirty by making him just turn into a lowkey asshole

@cmm5542

Жыл бұрын

@@treceslez Not to mention how he sends her into the witch's house with LITERALLY no backup to 'prove herself' - this wasn't teaching her self defense, it was LITERALLY testing whether she was good enough for him! And it's scary to think that if Feyre had 'failed' he would have just let her die. Because there's no scene later where he tells her 'I was keeping an eye out and would have come to help if you had needed me.' Polar opposite from Cardan in The Cruel Prince, when he tells Jude he would never have let the nixies get to her in the river scene earlier (which astute readers had already figured out.) It gets me because I write these kinds of situations all the time; only my heroines are tough stubborn girls who are constantly trying to prove themselves and show 0 vulnerability because they've been hurt in the past. So they keep getting sent on dangerous missions because my hero knows she'll get the job done and not complain and he trusts her even though she doesn't trust ANYONE. Then she gets herself hurt and the hero feels guilty he didn't help more and there's a conversation where he tells her he won't think any less of her if she needs help and she can trust him to have her back, which builds their relationship, voila. Cheesy, I guess, but I think it's important not to prioritize being 'able to take care of yourself' over 'having each others' backs.'

tbh the book could’ve been saved if rhysand and tamlin just banged it out bc the enemies to lovers energy is kinda strong with this one ngl

@CharlesRoger893

8 ай бұрын

Tam x Rhys sounds a lot more interesting cause both have a lot of tension and hatred between each other.

@birthdayboy69

5 ай бұрын

everything could have been fixed if they both went down sloppy styles but alas sarah doesn't want us to be happy

That's what happens when a highschool wattpad fanfic writer grows up

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

it's inspirational

@Salterisks

4 жыл бұрын

Shut uP SHUT UP SHUT UP

@kmvbxyz119

4 жыл бұрын

Don't insult fanfic writers like this lmaaaooo

@gabyhan1674

4 жыл бұрын

Daenerys Targaryen SJM actually had her start with online fiction (not Wattpad but fictionpress) so you’re not wrong lol

@mrsscreamgirl5332

4 жыл бұрын

I don't want to end like this! Is there no hope?

"Him silencing her is a metaphor for how he silences her" "I have the mind of a mastermind"

@misspurrheart

4 жыл бұрын

the floor here is made of floor.

@rafaelmarkos4489

4 жыл бұрын

"The darkness is a metaphor for darkness!"

@victoriabeke6544

4 жыл бұрын

This has the same energy as those memes that are like: “when the red sun rises: ‘the red sun rises’”.

@SharonVeeLee

4 жыл бұрын

@@misspurrheart I wheezed xD

@jaywalkingskrunk32

4 жыл бұрын

idk. But i feel like it has the same energy with: every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes by.

"We don't even remember what Tampons name is anymore." I LOST IT.

@conniethesconnie

3 жыл бұрын

When reading the original book I had trouble differentiating between Lucian and Tamlin. Never understood why she fell for Tampon. He was always a tad bit of a douche. "You are free to do whatever you want - except leave the mansion."

I never understood why people held this series up as a great example of a woman getting out of an abusive relationship when she just jumps into an unheathily codependent relationship with another guy. Her whole new life was just an extension of his. She didn't have her own friends or her own thing going on, she just became an extension of him. None of this is a good portrayal of a healthy relationship or character development.

@cmm5542

Жыл бұрын

I could not have said this better. You are completely and utterly right.

@mariellescritique3544

Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 [This is Perfection.]

*six page coming out monologue:* exists *me, a lesbian:* Am not against Gay s . But you are all so Anoying . God bles .

@bean-xy3qm

4 жыл бұрын

FUDKDCKSLZLSKFM

@Amorfis

4 жыл бұрын

That monologue cured me of lesbianism

@mw-jt5ed

4 жыл бұрын

WUIHEJNDENJNK YEAH

@liby767

4 жыл бұрын

@@Amorfis literally fucking same

@iwakeupandboomimarat

4 жыл бұрын

HONESTLYYYYY

Sarah J Mess really thought she did that representation by having a 6 page monologue about a lesbian.

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

PHEW her impact!! LGBT+ ally queen

@AikiraBeats

4 жыл бұрын

Wow that's insane did it need to be that long

@promistansloona4812

4 жыл бұрын

We stan a woke writer who respectfully represents minorities 🥰😫✊✊😌

@IceQueen975

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, it isn't just her...

@elizabeths739

4 жыл бұрын

She believes she met the quota she lacked in Throne of glass, where everybody is hetero and with a couple

As a Scottish person, if I had a penny for every time I've seen an american author use my country's culture and mythology as a back drop for their weird porn books, I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice. but fr it's hilariously saddening seeing a famous character in Scottish mythology being used this way Tam Lin sweetie I am so sorry lol great video Cindy!!

@mariellescritique3544

2 жыл бұрын

I Love ur Comment. 😊

@MT-lk7qt

2 жыл бұрын

the other nickel is for outlander isn't it

@babagoogo1

2 жыл бұрын

we stan actual Tam Lin in this house-

@erinsmith3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariellescritique3544 he really was done dirty!

@erinsmith3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@MT-lk7qt oop-

"The only character I remember is Cassian just because he had this weird sexual tension with Nesta that was never explained." .......Girl, I have some news for you.

@Lili99911

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no... Its out isn't it? What's the title?

@lunarstream2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lili99911 a court of silver flames - but to be real honest it was my favorite out of the series… I’m sure there’s issues with the plot but the smut… the smut was probably some of the best I’ve read from a novel before

@cs1106

Жыл бұрын

@@lunarstream2105 that summarizes SJM’s writing style so well same for her other two series the smut is the only good part

@ninojohnvitor4485

Жыл бұрын

​@@lunarstream2105true, story and most of the characters are sht but the smuts are ✨perfect✨. Like creaming ecstasy perfect

"Last book he was a feminist? This book he is Saint Theresa" AMEN Edit : dang thank you for the likes folks

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

WOKE KING

@jesustrevino3653

4 жыл бұрын

I love the humor.

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

... my head hurts. XD

@annamatzinger9001

4 жыл бұрын

don't you mean saint therhysand?

@bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963

4 жыл бұрын

ANGRYCAPSWTF Nah, saint therhysa

After randomly having this in my recommended feed, seeing an *obviously* trashy YA novel that I’ve never heard of, a woman straight up pouring hard liquor into a 32oz water bottle, and watch as she proceeds to roast fairy p0rn... I thank KZread analytics as I subscribe, still slightly buzzed from my moscato

@misspurrheart

4 жыл бұрын

the youtube algorithm is a blessing and a curse

@skillet7299

4 жыл бұрын

@@misspurrheart it's blursed

@mostlyghostsu

4 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Trinidad this is exactly how i found her

@Viczization

4 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Trinidad SAME 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@CowgirlGoneJumper

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously me rn

Feyre is the type of girl to say "apartment complex..? I find it quite simple."

@justyudith3267

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@wisconsieee

7 ай бұрын

I had a good giggle at this, thank you😂😂

Poor Tamlin, Sarah vilified him and she didn’t need to go so hard at him. It’s like she had to make Tamlin horrible to make Rhysand be amazing.

@rukiasbankaii

11 ай бұрын

even then she didnt manage to completely vilify him, he still remained a decent..fae being lol he still did whats right even after all the shit that feyre pulled. whats the most infuriating tho is that everybody in the books treats him like a piece of trash bc the only way for SJM to show how bad he is is to constantly demean him thru other characters. and ur sitting there thinking - what did he do to deserve this treatment really? it’s so stupid

@kikibyde

6 ай бұрын

​@@rukiasbankaiioh I'm reading the book and the question keep running in my mind what did he do to deserve this. Infact it made me hate feyre. Who I didn't like before because of the way she describes her sisters

As a lesbian, I always give a monologue worth 6 pages of text every time I come out to someone

@eduardaarrais

3 жыл бұрын

You came out to this KZread comment section and your nonologue was only worth 1 sentence, so I feel lied to.

@PikachuBolt10029

3 жыл бұрын

So, is it one line the rest empty pages? Or copy and paste "I'm a lesbian." in repeat for the word count, and easier time to fill one mla line with an autobiography from you? Because either way, it's possibly short or better than the stuff mention in the book.

@ducklingscap897

3 жыл бұрын

I mean her whole relationship with Azriel and Cassian and Andromache was also talked about and Feyre asked questions in between that she answered. The whole: I am bisexual part was about 4 sentences long.

@DD-gl3gx

3 жыл бұрын

I recently came out as bi to some friends and all I did was “oh btw I’m bi” now I feel like I missed out on a long rant

@fatimakhan4671

3 жыл бұрын

@@DD-gl3gx istg my friend came out to me last year (and we both live in pretty homophonic countries and environments growing up and it was their first time coming out too) and it was still literally "I like dick too" "ok cool do you wanna order chinese"

Cindy read this trilogy so we didn’t have to she died for our sins man

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

this comment made me lol, thank you

@charlotteharwood1271

4 жыл бұрын

The books are actually good, idk why she’s so critical. If you like Throne of Glass by Maas you’ll most likely enjoy this series.

@BoredomBee

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlotteharwood1271 If you actually watched her videos on these books, you'd know why she's so critical. You can like them, but that doesn't mean her critiques aren't valid.

@charlotteharwood1271

4 жыл бұрын

BoredomIsAnUnderstatement Actually I have seen them, and to be fair, why did she continue reading this series after book 1 if she thinks they are so terrible? It really makes no sense to me. I do understand some of her points but to me it comes off condescending towards the author, not constructive criticism.

@BoredomBee

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlotteharwood1271 Honestly, I get why she kept reading. It's the same reason why I read horrible fanfics that I know I'm going to despise: masochistic curiosity. The desire to see exactly how bad it can get. Plus, I'm pretty sure people were begging her to keep reading the series -- half the people because they wanted to watch her rip it a new one, the other half because "oh, it gets so much better, just read the next book, you'll love it!"

nesta and elain: *fall into cauldron* nesta and elain. omfg we didn't want this now we don't die, have incredibly good looks and magical powers! why did you do this to us??????

@laylafrancis746

2 жыл бұрын

Well I’m sure it was pretty traumatic for them and they got their bodies changed for an experiment against their will. And they were always taught to fear these people. I would be pretty scared too. I just hope they learn to love it later on.

@roamoray

Жыл бұрын

ok but fae in this world kept humans as slaves so it makes sense why nesta and elain don't want to be part of the fae

@colt9836

Ай бұрын

Well, it's because: A.) It was forced upon them. B.) The sisters only knew fae as monstrous, human-eating slavers. So they thought they would become that. C.) They now have powers they cannot control nor do they understand them. D.) They have to deal with Ricesand and his groupie so.

Me coming out to my dad: So, you remember how I explained that Loki was genderfluid? Yeah that's me too. Sarah J. Maas: O, Horatio...

who needs electroshock/conversion therapy when you can just read that monologue out loud to me and every other gay person alive?

@vaibh4vi

4 жыл бұрын

mike pence take notes

@khfan4life365

4 жыл бұрын

I want electroshock therapy to forget these books exist.

@evies.1018

4 жыл бұрын

Summer camp has been canceled, now it’s just going to be an SJM bookclub led by Pence.

@Nicole7073.

4 жыл бұрын

Enfys Best that is a torture reserved for Guantanamo bay

@Sadcatsam727

4 жыл бұрын

This made me cry laughing thank you for this

Imagine using your telepathy to send each other memes.

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

That's the only thing I would do

@forallthefours3999

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the only thing I do anyways.

@NaturesSong12

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes I can't change it lol

@avalasialove

4 жыл бұрын

That would be a better book

@oddeyes9413

4 жыл бұрын

Hello generation x.

As a bisexual woman who has come out to her family three different times let me say this: stop writing coming-out scenes as these big dramatic speeches because usually when we come out, it is to people we trust and usually it comes down to one sentence: "I'm [insert lgbtq+ identity here]. I wanted to let you know because you're my family and I trust you". Them's the deets. Also the fact that the lesbian coming out scene that was written was somehow only there because of a man is so laughable, I can't.

@elvee9905

Жыл бұрын

My closest friend sent me a video that another KZreadr made to help people say they're coming out. Happened 6yrs ago. She (she uses she/them pronouns) had been terrified that I wouldn't want to be friends with her anymore if I knew and my response was to first reassure her that I don't hate her and never would and that it was kinda obvious with how she had been with one specific friend of ours. That friend doesn't know about this to date but yeah 6yrs down the line she's still one of my closest friends and I'll always be there for her.

@themoondeity

Жыл бұрын

Gosh, I also came out three-four times, because the first time my mom didn't take it good and thought it was everything about my dad's economic problems (now she denies this happening), second time she didn't get it, third time I literally cried until she heard me, and last one I told her specifically I was both into women and men. hardest shit ever just to tell my mother "oh yea, girls are also pretty".

@sophiaglover1875

Жыл бұрын

Every time I come out it's a quick one line joke that links to something that was said

@kai_fatallysapphic

9 ай бұрын

personally, i refuse to come out at all. I'm just my nonbinary lesbian self and if i feel safe to do so I'm completely open about it, but otherwise i don't feel like mentioning it to my family because for me i only need my own acceptance. however, everyone is different of course! I'm a very private and antisocial person, so that's why this feels right for me

@iwakeupandboomimarat

7 ай бұрын

the way i came out was bc my mom asked me if i liked girls and i said 'maybe!" like why is morrigan doing a soliloquy

It physically hurts me the way SJM just completely destroyed fairy lore. It's okay to take creative liberties to make your story more original or whatever, but SJM really took these whimsical, capricious and otherworldly beings that have a completely different set of morals and values (because, you know, they're not human and we can't categorize them as good or evil using our humans values) and turned them into boring humans with boring human problems but with pointy ears and super sensitive wings. Where's the originality in that?!

@mariellescritique3544

2 жыл бұрын

I Agree and Love ur Comment. 😊

@junesmind7325

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. YESSSS!!!! FUCK YES THIS!!!!!! You cannot imagine my frustration at the multiple ways this book is completely and in many ways does not use it's inspiration? properly. Why are they riding on horses? Don't they have wings? Why are they paying taxes? Fairy lords and ladies are supposed to care for their people. Why are ALL the courts led by males? Why does Lucien have a metal eye? They HAVE MAGIC!!! Why do they have ships? Why do they need humans? THEY HAVE MAGIC!!!!! Most of the time that I'm reading it, I actually picture elves instead because that's the only way half of the shit in these books make sense.

@StormBlessedxo

2 жыл бұрын

@@junesmind7325 Magic is all about balance, give and take. You can’t fly everywhere wings get tired, the wings they have to train just like your muscles and everyday activity, you can’t winnow everywhere your power gets absorbed and needs to regenerate. Lucien’s metal eye is actually better than his old eye as stated in the books. Looks like you read too fast and didn’t retain any info I’m cracking up at these comments

@ascung

Жыл бұрын

@@junesmind7325 the fae I want to write need humans in order to make more fae, by stealing the soul of a newborn and placing it in a fruit grown by fae. Then whistling to the fruit making it grow into a fae child. Otherwise fae can't reproduce as Elohim's/God's punishment for their hubris in their attempt to kill God and seize heaven for themselves millions of years ago

@ajfirefox5095

Жыл бұрын

Fairys.. are actually pretty SCARY. And are as wacky and nonsense making as CARTOONS.

Feyre: god,,,,,,,, i love,,,,,,, dicc,,,,, Cindy: kim, there's people that are dying

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

Feyre: I want,,,,, the succ,,,,, Me: ma'am this is a Wendy's

@QuinntheDruid

4 жыл бұрын

readwithcindy Someone give this girl some water.

@hsimone

4 жыл бұрын

@@QuinntheDruid bottle full of vodka

@justalostlocal

4 жыл бұрын

This comment aged "well" ?

“Which is like super devastating because they. did. not. want. pointy. ears.”

@cinna8474

4 жыл бұрын

I YELLED

@nikoletak

4 жыл бұрын

It is not just that, you become immortal. What if from one day to the other you become a different being.

@TacticusPrime

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikoletak Wouldn't that be a good thing? I still don't get it.

@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs

2 жыл бұрын

@@TacticusPrime Being immortal no. Because your family dies and your still alive

@TacticusPrime

2 жыл бұрын

@@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs I mean, that still happens to mortals too. Some of your family is going to die when you are still alive. An immortal could do a lot to protect their family long term. They could still be watching out for their great-great-great grandkids.

The entire series of ACOTAR is literally the definition of the classic Wattpad story.

@Vas5788

Жыл бұрын

I have read few and trust they were better than this vomiting nonsense

@randompromises1038

11 ай бұрын

At least middle school girls had more entertaining drama to write about than whatever this is

The irony is that I loved these books when | read them, but ended up agreeing with everything you said in all three videos (meanwhile laughing 99% of the time) and now realise how bad they are. Brilliant content, really needed this over COVID. Thank you.

@keijiqahara

2 жыл бұрын

no because same, i used to think the whole series was amazing but its been 2 years since i read it and with this critique and some others i realize how shitty everything was 💀

@tanithfaye9868

2 жыл бұрын

@@keijiqahara honestly! 😂 I felt like a complete idiot for wasting my time on these now. (even buying the series once I'd read them from the library)... Now I might never read them again in the same way 😂😂😂.

@reve.laurent

2 жыл бұрын

LMAI SAME THO I WAS ROLLING WITH LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME 😭

@tanithfaye9868

2 жыл бұрын

@@reve.laurent A whole new world 😂 we have been enlightened 🌟

This book belongs on Wattpad. Not a bookshelf

@YourIngrownToenail

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a Wattpad addict and yeah... I agree

@securaamazon6165

4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that's where this series originated, and the person decided to take it down and actually publish it. It has happened before

@christellazihalirwa1536

4 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@princesspeach3336

4 жыл бұрын

I mean so did after but I guess publishers will just take anything nowadays🤷‍♀️

@sora1498

4 жыл бұрын

nahhh it doesn't even belong there

“This isn’t a sex scene but it’s still kinda relevant”

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

Smooth transitions

Victoria Justice: I think we ALL can sing Tamlin: I think we’re ALL a mess

@burnedoutnotactuallygifted6270

Жыл бұрын

I SPAT OUT MY DINNER-

Why does everyone forget the fact that Helion is also bi and he has been trying to sleep with Azriel, Mor, and Cassian for years?

@moonspaced

3 жыл бұрын

IFKR

@joannesimon2076

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God somebody else remembered that

@laurielivingston6814

2 жыл бұрын

Helion is the best character lmao

@xavierbrosman2872

2 жыл бұрын

i dont understand why Mor is so freaked out bc the IC dont give two shits about helion being bi

@reve.laurent

2 жыл бұрын

kinda related but i absolutely love the weird banter between Nesta and Helion lmai Nesta's story arc made me cry cuz the feminism is so damn inconsistent lel sjm is such a confused feminist 😭

Take a shot every time someone mentions: “tHe wInGsPaN” Oh shit Cindy is dead why did I suggest that

@LizzaRob160

4 жыл бұрын

Also 11:30 killed me 😂

@MT-lk7qt

4 жыл бұрын

I swear to fuck that word/innuendo/devil's creation is almost as cursed as "firedick"

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

u wanna kill me?

@frostkiss2

4 жыл бұрын

Or "my mate"

@LizzaRob160

4 жыл бұрын

readwithcindy remember Cindy, it’s your choice

You reading that coming out scene cured me of my homosexuality

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

This is how conversion therapy works

@misspurrheart

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy so then is mike pence a maas fan? 👀

@cherry.cola.3695

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm not even gay but I think I got straighter

@sol-yx9xn

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly same. Like,,, i pReFeR fEmAlEs.

@sefsprite

4 жыл бұрын

Helen Monaghan my bi flew away

Is anyone else deeply concerned for Cindy's liver after drinking that whole Nalgene of vodka? Not that I blame her, but still.

"in the last book he was a feminist... in this book he is Santa Teresa" MISS GIRL I CANT BAHJAHAHAHHAHAJAHHA

"him silencing her... is a metaphor for him silencing her" I actually choked on my ice cream because I was laughing so hard

@CommissarMitch

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the reverse English Teacher.

_I’m going to devour him from head to toe_ “From head to toe? Even his toe? Bone apple titty” You do not understand how hard that made me laugh omf

Just so yall know this is the first video in booktube to reach 1m views!

@althea7200

3 жыл бұрын

love this for cindy!!!

cindy. i just want u to know that these acotar review videos, specifically this one, are my go to videos when i'm feeling depressed. every time i want to unalive myself, i put on these videos and they make me laugh and i mentally escape to big dick faerie land. i know these are just silly videos about a mediocre book series, but they alleviate some of the suffering of life. i can aways count on ur humor to lift my spirits. ily, thank u for putting urself out there.

@withcindy

3 жыл бұрын

omg im so glad!! hang in there

@withcindy

3 жыл бұрын

FAERIE D SAVES LIVES

@OnkelFenrir

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen that there's a new video out? AND IT'S ONE HOUR LONG, YAY!

@wetworms.

Жыл бұрын

Big dick faeries heal the heart

"i prefer females" said NO LESBIAN EVER

@blueqdu

4 жыл бұрын

legit

@phisograph

4 жыл бұрын

But Mor likes both males and females right? She isn't a lesbian. She didn't say "women" because in the book universe, "male" and "female" is how they refer to faeries, with "man" and "woman" used for humans...

@forpollmaking7373

4 жыл бұрын

I'm really into my FEMALE LOVER

@Amorfis

4 жыл бұрын

Whenever I hear female as a noun used unironically I just think of incels

@boldanabrasevic3020

4 жыл бұрын

@@phisograph _Faemales_

Wow, I wish I had a six page coming out monologue. The extent of my experience was me telling my parents I'm a lesbian and then they offered me pizza.

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

I would take a pizza ANY DAY

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

#coming4pizza I second that vote!

@Twonkae

4 жыл бұрын

@@t.thomas8919 coming for pizza...

@ladyj.9350

4 жыл бұрын

Lol basically same. It took me 20 pages of internal monologue drama to come to terms with it and my parents were like “that’s nice sweetie”

Lol, I was one of those people who started the series as a hardcore Tamlin fan. I only read the first book because my friend recommended it to me, but I couldn't even get through the first one hundred pages of the second book because I hated Rhysand so much. My friend told me all about how Rhysand actually ends up being a good guy and Tamlin is the asshole, but I just couldn't bring myself to finish the series knowing that my favorite character was going to be the worst. Honestly, I think Rhysand would have been a FAR better villain, because he was so much smarter, more calculating, and more intimidating than Amarantha ever was. He was intelligent and he was playing the game, and even though I hated him, I respected him for it. If he had a redemption arc through the series and ended up being allies with Feyre and Tamlin, I think I would have liked this series so much more, but to suddenly have characters do a 180 like that ... it didn't make sense to me. So now I'm watching these videos to understand the major points of the series so my friend and I can still talk about it, because I can't bring myself to finish these terrible books. 😂

@michellechung17

2 жыл бұрын

If only you were there to give the author these ideas…😔

@cindyd2721

2 жыл бұрын

I started reading because my friend recommended but if I knew it was a love triangle I would have bailed. I liked Tamlin and Feyre together but not really there were issues but I still hate the way he was turned into a villain. I read book 2 but won’t finish the series.

@treceslez

2 жыл бұрын

It's the worst when authors do this, as a reader you feel cheated. It isn't a good look on the author either, because, to me at least, it gives the impression they don't care about readers or that they see the readers as fools. A trilogy that I was really enjoying had the first two books making you root for this one guy. The author set everything up for him to be endgame, it was what made sense. There wasn't even a love triangle, because for the entirety of those first two books the MC only interacted with this one guy and she was completely head over heels, but in the third book suddenly a new guy appeared and just like that the MC and this new guy were supposed to be literal soulmates and the first guy we rooted for in the beginning for *two* whole books got tossed aside. It was infuriating. And to support this new pairing the author had the first guy act so out of character out of nowhere and for no reason other than to have the readers rooting for the new guy instead. To this day it makes me angry. Anyway, sorry for ranting lol, I just wanted to say I understand the frustration.

@hnichole

2 жыл бұрын

@@treceslez Lmao I totally understand, can I ask which trilogy it was? Because I swear that sounds so familiar to me but I can't remember the name of the series.

@treceslez

2 жыл бұрын

@@hnichole Oh, it's a self published trilogy written in my native language, I don't think it hasn't been translated to English, but there surely are a lot of other books with this exact same problems, some authors really love character derailment xD

My parents seriously gave me that series for my 12th birthday. I was 12 YEARS OLD and my parents didn't even bother to read the sign at the back saying it's for mature readers. I went through a lot😔

@urbosasfury3823

Жыл бұрын

OH GOD ARE YOU OK IM PRAYING FOR YOU

@winwinner6674

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you're safer than me. My parents gave me 50SOG when i was 14.💀

@maelanimate9409

Жыл бұрын

@@winwinner6674 whaaaaaaat??? Why ?

@winwinner6674

Жыл бұрын

@@maelanimate9409 why not? I was a hardcore Wattpad user at that time.👀

@anjumuralidhar7886

Жыл бұрын

Currently 12... finished the trilogy woooooo free trauma

Oh god. I work in a bookstore and I just sold these books to a woman looking for a gift for her 13 year old daughter. I had no idea. I got this woman to give her child a porn novel. What have I done.

@thedarkoverlordofall

4 жыл бұрын

King of Crawdads You’d better hope the daughter is a lesbian, so she can revel in those 6 pages.

@miguelreader2230

4 жыл бұрын

At least is fairy porn

@user-mr1hs4fx7z

4 жыл бұрын

Big fucking oof lol

@misspurrheart

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedarkoverlordofall "revel"? ha.

@thedarkoverlordofall

4 жыл бұрын

Juliana Geppert Hell yeah

As an Australian, hearing them say “mate” so much was truly a nightmare

@skinnyrat4277

4 жыл бұрын

Bahahha thats how i read the thumbnail too

@Lucy-wi4ny

4 жыл бұрын

As a Brit, I had the exact same issue 😂

@bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Becker Y’alright _mate_

@space3484

4 жыл бұрын

Fawn as none of those I could still understand from the way I was told things

@HaleySmith

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I know hahahahha

didn't really seem like feyre's choice in book one when rhys held her against a wall and forced him to kiss her

@waterchild_2310

7 ай бұрын

He wasn't feminist then, or saint Theresa for that matter 😂😅

I feel like if the old Fair Folk of Irish and Scottish lore saw what we were doing to their legacy, they'd drag all of humanity under the hills and eat us down to the bone. And y'know what, I wouldn't blame them

@albyzee1396

Жыл бұрын

What do you think the last 4 years have been?

@Phantom_Fireside

Жыл бұрын

I don't blame them

the gay monolouge was like hearing a customer tell a retail employee their entire life story

@khfan4life365

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate to this on a personal level. I worked in retail and I would get some of those customers. 🤣

@mariannecristina4390

3 жыл бұрын

IT WAS i knew i knew that feeling somewhere lol

@kadijahamad9862

3 жыл бұрын

As a retail worker, I cannot tell you how excruciating it is. And that dialogue gave me the same queasy “get me out of here” feeling

@myth6304

3 жыл бұрын

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

@ducklingscap897

3 жыл бұрын

At least Feyre wanted to know all this and asked for it. Unlike us people in retail 😅

Me at the beginning: "Oh, wow, what restraint! She's only drinking half of the bottle of--" *Cindy keeps pouring* "...ah. Fair enough."

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

just 2 shots

@lanedesirae

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy Exactly what went through my head as your poured the bottle.

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

What that video with a woman making a drink. Says two shots but just pours... XD *just two shots* Just wondering is all.

The way feyre talks about Tamlin is soooo condescending, as if no one else has any flaws or battles they are struggling with?! Feyre seems content to overlook everyone else's issues but when it comes to Tamlin she is incapable of seeing reason or even discussing anything openly with him. I only read the third book in the hope that we would see feyre and tamlin discuss their issues truthfully and work through their issues regardless of if they were together or not. It was so infuriating, i honestly hated the third book it was so hard to get through.

@withcindy

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair tamlin was an abuser lol

@Hi-sq8sc

Жыл бұрын

Me too! She’s such a hypocrite to the point where it is so annoying I hate how she treats Tamlin. I feel for Tamlin, Tamlin didn’t make all the right decisions and is not the perfect but according to that mirror she isn’t either.

Was Feyre silent or silenced.

Lesbian character (I dont know her name): I am a lesbian *distance sound of a smart board rolling in* and heres my 100 page Google slide as to why

@russianbot5302

4 жыл бұрын

Tbf she was holding it in for like 500+ years

@thatonerandomflyingpig4949

4 жыл бұрын

I was the 999th like

@Sammy-gw1wh

4 жыл бұрын

Are you talking about Morrigan? Rhysand Cousin

@ellafidlin6138

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could go back in the closet so I could come out again with a 100 page Google slide presentation.

you know it's a straight author when they spend 6 consecutive pages on a coming out

@RenaDeles

4 жыл бұрын

And have the "lesbian" offhand mention she does like sleeping with dudes. Because differing romantic and sexual orientations are a thing, but God I don't think that's what the author was going for.

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

Haven't gotten to that point in my own relaxing writing. I call this a victory! XD

@PossibleBat

4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean that straight authors should not write gay characters? Should they only write about what they know? That’s a very closed minded opinion lmao

@ErinaBleu

4 жыл бұрын

Vtmb2 coming 2020 No.... they totally can, just don’t spend 6 consecutive pages on a coming out. And do their research on what it’s actually like to come out. And maybe decide which characters are lgbt before the series starts, which it doesn’t seem like SJM did.

@moonriverbaby4108

4 жыл бұрын

@@PossibleBat I'm straight. Straight people can write gay characters.... but the author needs to be informed enough to not poorly write them.

I think Feyre can't possibly get any more annoying and then SJM publishes another fricking book..

@amaraotiim3979

Жыл бұрын

God the last book was very,, ,,

I kinda liked these books but I live for the slander 💀 THE "Head to toe? Even his toe" PART MADE ME WHEEZE 💀💀💀💀

@amaraotiim3979

Жыл бұрын

Bon apetitty

@void_eclipse7498

Жыл бұрын

@@amaraotiim3979 Bon apetitty 💀

Oh. Oh dear god. That monologue. No. She clearly has never even spoken to a lesbian for her to have written that drivel.

@curryfishheadenjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

Avalon le Fay correction she has never spoken to a real human being

@steinistein8611

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't read this book, what exactly makes it so wrong? From the few snippets I don't really see it

@melisacaceres8740

4 жыл бұрын

@@steinistein8611 a coming out that last 6 pages. I'm bi and the first time i said i liked girls out loud was so hard for me that i just said that "i like girls". Why would someone give an entire speech on their sexuality during a normal conversation? Ted talks last a lot less than that.

@ducklingscap897

3 жыл бұрын

@@melisacaceres8740Her coming out was like 3 sentences long. Basically: I am bisexual. I like sex with both genders but only form real romantic attachment with women. The rest of the monologue was about her relationship with her family, Azriel, Cassian, Nephelle and Andromache. And Feyre wanted to know the part about her relationship with Azriel and Cassian so it is not like she overshared or anything. So how is this too long?

I literally spat my drink out when you said "the way he silences her is a metaphor... for the way he silences her. It's very nuanced"

@thethmooteresa

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Jesus, I love getting tips and learning from all these book reviews...imma go explicit because god dame, I love metaphors but not to that craz extend of tip toeing between YA and NA like...chika, me no amigo now shush

@smeminem1258

4 жыл бұрын

People die when they are killed

@supermouse73

4 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

@sanderssides7390

4 жыл бұрын

When I open my eyes.. I can see.

Her: This is the third and final book of Sarah J. Maas's series. Sarah J. Maas : * *Evil laughing* *

I've watched this video more than five times and just now occurred to me that if Feyre is not in love with tamlin the curse should be restored??? Like it doesn't have anything in the curse that says something about this...

@Alice_Walker

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me a bit ill that I paid such close attention reading but.... I think the curse was technically broken by Feyre figuring out the answer to the riddle. Tampon missed the deadline to break the curse with her "I love you" that's why she was fighting the worm and shit 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ecyoj400

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alice_Walker but Feyre is not tamlin's soulmate. Which means that she did not love him the way she supposed to, since her heart belong to rhysand. Amaranta should know that I guess haha it doesn't make any sense lol

@Alice_Walker

3 жыл бұрын

@@ecyoj400 I completely agree if I think about it too hard 😣🤯 hahahhah

@amaraotiim3979

Жыл бұрын

There are so many plot holes I still dont know Mor's super power. Like Cassian is a mega point general, Azriel does shadow stuff Amren is a big bird and Mor is what, truth????

@cmm5542

Жыл бұрын

Somebody else got this! High five!

i just watched half hour of a woman i've never heard of before talking shit about a elf porn book i've never heard of before. that's the content i'm here for, thanks algorithm

@sable2969

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you algorithm.

@higherbeinglinmanuelmolera7908

4 жыл бұрын

bibi_s I just discovered this video, went back to watch the previous videos, and then went back to her roasting more fairy porn

@sarahmorris4575

4 жыл бұрын

My friend sent me this and said I’d like it 🤣

@marikroyals7111

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@apersoninthecorner

4 жыл бұрын

Me rn!!!

sj maas after adding a six page coming out scene: we did it boys, homophobia is no more.

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

Next world problem to solve: racism. Have a character come out as black

@May-cu3vs

4 жыл бұрын

readwithcindy will that one be 6 pages long or will she up her game and make it longer

@BenefitCounterbench

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy JK Rowling did that with Hermione 😂😂

@marodes9440

4 жыл бұрын

thing is... i didn't expect like- i did but i lowkey didn't

@ianmeadows6941

4 жыл бұрын

readwithcindy And so with the removal of his amulet James turned out to be a Jamal

RHYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN VILLIAN. It would have been such a better narrative smh

@mariellescritique3544

Жыл бұрын

I Agree it's such a shame really. 😞

in the year 2030, filmography professors are going to assign their students to rewatch all the classics to gather a proper understanding of true art: gone with the wild, citizen kane, casablanca, i read a court of wings and ruin and now im an alcoholic.

“I sleep with males in part because I enjoy it.” Then... doesn’t that make you bi?

@russianbot5302

4 жыл бұрын

Its sex. It dont matter who it is.

@santanas1879

4 жыл бұрын

technically she never says the word lesbian, gay , or homsexual. She's just prefers to have relationships with females and wants ONLY to f**k men

@arcane9205

4 жыл бұрын

@@santanas1879 ik. She wants the D, that don't mean she attracted to niggas

@justsomeone3703

4 жыл бұрын

Homoromantic bisexual, I'd say.

@beedoesthings8037

4 жыл бұрын

I mean one can enjoy sex, but not be attracted to the one they’re having sex with. And sexual attraction doesn’t always match romantic attraction.

"Tamlin walks into the room, everyone is pissed because no one likes him" I felt that.

@MortMe0430

4 жыл бұрын

"Who's mans is this?" is one of my new favorite phrases lol

@Ceasonal

4 жыл бұрын

Emily Gingrich you must not know any black people

@moonbigs

4 жыл бұрын

Ceasonal ?? what

Your whole rant about reading this for the sex scenes hit home with me. That’s basically the reason why I bought a lot of those trashy erotica novels. Like, really? Y’all think I’m reading it for the plot? Hell no. I’m reading it for the smut. That’s it. I don’t give a crap about character development and sh*t. I’m here for the smut.

@arthurmorgan2887

Жыл бұрын

I kinda do that to most smut novels I read and then get genuinely surprised when the translator pointed out a slight character development of the MC, like, "Oh? Development? S-sure, yess, s-she's developed y-yeah, now I noticed that-- I mean, I always noticed that, y-yeah. . ." My brain was a mush, I was there because I was horny and wanted to read the smut, why would I notice a slight character development? I didn't even notice the plot until someone pointed it out! Granted, it was a full smut novel with, like, 95% dirty smut, my brain is turned off most of the time. There is one smut novel that I read that I noticed the development to, however, because the author actually set up the characters and their background solidly. It was polyandry and through some fcken miracle, all the MLs are, while a bit fcked in the head, actually genuinely interesting characters with their own pros and cons. The female lead was the standard 'pretty but not that pretty' pornstar who just somehow got involved with these hot men. Two of them knew her for years and fell for her during that time, one fell because she cared for him, one fell because sex with her somehow helps with his research, another one fell for her in a stalkerish way because her innocent girlish appearance triggered his predator instinct (sex was hot tho, I was down really bad), while the last one. . . He didn't really 'fall' but I think he just wants to join in. They all got character development, even the female lead. It was nice... But my reason to read it is still 70% the smut.

my fanon: nesta stops being such a pain in the ass rhysand dies. and doesent get revived. Tamlin apologizes for everything even tho hes not fully redeemed feyre gives tamlin a chance in theyre friendship. When mourning rhysands death mor and feyre get closer and eventually fall in love Nessa and cassian fall in love not as mates azrielxelaine

@bravehearts6226

6 ай бұрын

Mor and Feyre is a ❤🎉

“I’m not homophobic,,,, but the gays don’t deserve rights after this scene.” As a bisexual, I stand by this statement. This video made my day, the funniest thing I heard all day.

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

This is how I became a homophobe

@hkazu63

4 жыл бұрын

I give up my rights after this scene, not only do we not deserve them but we don’t even WANT them any more

@t.thomas8919

4 жыл бұрын

XD best laughs I had in a while!

@BenefitCounterbench

4 жыл бұрын

I'm bi, and this type of coming out is freaking tiring (even people do this irl). _Nope, you are not closeted, just an emotionally manipulative edgelord._

@angeknowsit

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

Straight people writing gay characters: six page long coming out monologue LGBT+ people writing gay characters: "so, like. I'm gay. Yea."

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

Straight ppl are the most dramatic

@RavensCake

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy have you met a theater gay

@BarcingMatter

4 жыл бұрын

For example, my coming out to my mom: Me: hey mom boys are disgusting so I'm dating girls now That's it that's all it was

@BarcingMatter

4 жыл бұрын

@@RavensCake okay true (I'm a theater gay)

@minumeyli

4 жыл бұрын

Whats odd is i'm straight and i just wrote my gay character coming out as "yeah i like puss is there anything wrong with that?" Suffice to say i have massive writers block right now... perhaps i'll pull a Maas and do an EIGHT PAGE COMING OUT SCENE

Coming back to rewatch this after reading the series and my god, I read so many better fanfictions. The whole thing felt like a fan fiction written just for the author. You could tell she thought she knew the characters and really liked them so put in all this stupid banter but in reality they're just one dimensional cardboard cutouts. They felt like what I imagine a boy band fanfiction would be like where Feyre is the self-insert and Rhysand is Harry Styles.

@amaraotiim3979

Жыл бұрын

The books were pure just pure fan service. Cant say I'm complaining

I came out as pansexual with a fucking coffee mug lmao guess now I know I should have written a 6 page monologue.

@luciusrapeggia9539

Жыл бұрын

Nono, u should come out with six mugs.

@I_heart_CarmelAkple

8 ай бұрын

​@@luciusrapeggia9539Six mugs, all with different parts of the monologue, a perfect gift for the family.

@bravehearts6226

6 ай бұрын

​@@luciusrapeggia9539bruh, I choked on my water on the six mugs 😂🍺

so what i’m hearing is rhysand solved sexism

@iwakeupandboomimarat

4 жыл бұрын

rhysand actually gave women the vote

@bookwormgirl1852

4 жыл бұрын

And he made his mate his equal in power unlike all the other high Lords who just don't want to acknowledge the title of High Lady

@geniesundae

4 жыл бұрын

Rhysand invented women's rights 😌✊

@artificialraspberify

4 жыл бұрын

Rhysand threw the first brick at Stonewall

@iwakeupandboomimarat

4 жыл бұрын

@@artificialraspberify rhysand invented all rights. he was abraham lincoln

cindy: *starts pouring* cindy: *pauses at the 16oz mark* me: wow thats a lot of v- cindy: *keeps pouring* me: **oh no**

@withcindy

4 жыл бұрын

I was thirsty

@TheWipal

4 жыл бұрын

@@withcindy is your kidneys ok like jeazus

"...We don't even remember what tampons name is anymore!" I'm crying 😂😂😂

Sarah J Maas? More like Sarah J Mess. I always come back to your ACOTAR reviews when I feel shitty about my own writing. Thank you for existing💜

@conniethesconnie

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was clever how she surprised me by ending the story 2/3 of the way through the book. Only to have her spend another dozen chapters trying to wrap it up the story.

This book should be known as the fifty shades of fey..

@selenophile410

3 жыл бұрын

Aditi Kataria most underrated comment

@prachi6308

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it!!!!!!!

@aadi.kted2911

3 жыл бұрын

I cracked up after reading this!!!!

@sukanyaparashar9474

3 жыл бұрын

🥵

@weirdo5933

3 жыл бұрын

Oh SHIIIIIII-

"...Distancing the cries of the injured and dying..." The WHAT?

@oddeyes9413

4 жыл бұрын

Yea... that happened.😳

@sailorcandy6633

4 жыл бұрын

Hearing people scream in pain is such a turn on though

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

I have a bff and crush named Rhys...I think he’s taking faerie bjs in a tent in the middle of a war behind our backs. h e c k

@nunyabusiness776

4 жыл бұрын

AlphaNathan Online sir this is Wendy's drive thru

@yup.yikes.7843

4 жыл бұрын

oh....... so that's how our president does it

"Book Two Had Plan B, which is what they need to take" 😂💖 When I heard that, I knew that Cindy would be my favorite booktuber 💖